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The time has come for us to raid the feds and claim our rightful wAYYfus. Ready yourselves, lads.
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>>41996418
based and boomer shirt pilled
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>>41996429
Based Belgian jigsaw camo
Based double barrel boomstick
Based hatchet
Based ski mask
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based for thinking itll work
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>>41996510
Based shorty thumper
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be me area 51 camo dude
see something on the horizon
100,000 people comin for the base
oh shit
try to radio for back up but my radio is taken in a flash
look up its some white fuck boy sipping a white monster
oh fuk
punches me in the face like im drywall after mom bought the wrong pizza rolls
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bump
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We shall tunnel beneath them and poor into the underground labrynth. DEATH TO THE SKY SEERS!!
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>>41996455
Thank god, PSYOPS has arrived. We're gonna need you girls(male) for the experienced alphabet bois.
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>>41996418
realistically, wouldn't you desire your top(shirt) to match your plate carrier? Ya know, make the colors blend instead of giving a aiming point.
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>>41996418
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>>41996440
A fucking knee mortar
kek
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>>41997822
imagine being this man
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>>41998135
I'm not sure I can possibly imagine the mindset necessary to want that kit.
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>>41996418
anyone have the blank version?
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>>41998209
Thank you, kind anon
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>>41998243
And a seocnd one, just becuase I am a sick fuck
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nobody will survive
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>>41998883
No shoes? But the desert sand will be hot, anon.
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>>41998961
My feet are conditioned to sand as I am use to sliding into home base
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>>41998150
Whatever mindset comes from too many rounds of pubg
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>>41999902
Good to see that my work is appreciated.
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>>41996429
Can I get an ID on the hatchet?
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>>41998135
I don't think that's a mans
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Is mine acceptable?
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Oxotnhk gear
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>>42000593
holy shit that's my first real laugh of the week, thanks man
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>>41998883
>be me
>area 51 guard
>see someone full-on sprinting towards the gate
>level rifle and wait for permission to fire
>wait is he
>he's completely fucking naked
>not even wearing shoes in the desert heat
>last thing I see is "louisville"
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>>42001034
I lost
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>>42000593
>>41999902

>The ANCAP warrior
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>>41999232
Kek
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>>41996418
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>>41997636
Oh shit we unnaground now?
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>>41999678
Is that a fucking chastity with the japanese mum
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>>42001274
The RCMP fear the Canadian milsurp warrior
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>>41996418
I need to update this shit, I'm putting together my first AR 15 soon and I shouldn't just larp that I have an AK 103.
>>41996429
>>41996440
>>41996510
>>41996547
>>41998227
>>41998243
>>41998254
>>41998883
>>42001126
>>42001274
based.
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>>41997822
>proceeds to use BEES as a melee weapon
absolute mad lad
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>>41998609
too many Oberezs
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>>42001646
>/k/ as friend

you're gonna get clapped for your shit
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>>41997822
Karl?
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>>41996418
>storming area 51.
Yeah no, the U.S. Airforce gonna zap you with some sort of spooky DARPA/Ayylmao technology.
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>>41996418
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>>42001719
yea I know I need to update it, I have some decent crap now most of that is just larp because like 6 months ago I didn't have any gear, especially the stuff in the picture.
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>>41996455
you forgot the hat, the tarp, and the shit taste in anime.
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Hope this is real, lack of gas masks is gonna make the opening volley of tear gas hilarious.
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>>42002244
I knew I was forgetting one of my accessories
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>>41997636
I dig. I die. I dig again!
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>>41998227
My personal favorite
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>>41996429
that's some nice taste fella. Here's a you
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>>42002389
What shoes are those
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Welcome aboard
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>>41996418
Th real redpill is that the CIA made theat campaign to storm Area 51 to trick 100k autist to storm it so they could test some new AYYlmao weapons on them.
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>>42000593
>insulin
Lmao
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our new secret weapon
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>>42003943
This is now canon
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im sure germanys got a couple of them bitches chillin somewhere senpai
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senpai
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>>41996429
>type 56 chest rig instead of type 81
disappointing
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>>42004404
>Not the superior type 63
Lmaoing at your inferior taste
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>>41996418
Ok boys i have constructed a plan.

we have the kyles charge with monster energy to punch the frontline, the rock throwers supporting them by chucking stones, the boomers will setup a base of fire on the southern mountain and fudd them out of existance and finally the larpers charging with chain mail and swords.
We also have mortars artillery and helicopter support setup.
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>>42004624
Okay but what about inside
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>>42004762
The molemen shall tunnel beneath to the greater complex.
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>>42004919
Okay buddy
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>>41996418
If we're invading feds. I'm bring all the stops.
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>>41996418
Base image for you creative types
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>>42005131
Those 3M dual sided ear plugs are defective. Have fun with the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>42005673
source?
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make way modern fags
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>>41996418
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>>42005673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdHVWMc5eYU
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>>42005673
>not wanting tinnitus as a trophy of the conflict
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>>42002389
This looks about right minus the pants and bag.
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>>42005673
he's a lolbergtarian, he's already deaf,blind and retarded
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>>42007622
checked keked and redpilled
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>>41999678
A
Fucking
Planer
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>>42004430
>type 63 still can't fully enclose magazines
lmaoing that you think an sks chest rig is a better ak chest rig than a type 81
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>>42007773
Yes, but it closes around the side giving perfect retention while loose enough for me to easily change a mag without messing with toggles and flaps.
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>>42001646
Blank template?
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>>41996418
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OP here, I just ND'd 00 buck into my ceiling.
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I'M READ, I BROUGHT THE 'NADES, LET'S FUCKING DO THIS.
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>>42007966
Now that's a lot of damage
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>>42008003
>hostile ceiling down
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>>42008003
OP once started a thread
his shotgun sat by his bed
he picked up his weapon
negligent discharged and is now deafened
OP is a retard nuff' said
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>>41997636
Under rated
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fite me
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>>41996418
Why did I fucking waste my time making this.
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>>42008045
tale the ND challenge: shoot your ceiling 17 times with a shotgun
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>>41997636
>that fat underground
w-what have you been eating, just moonpies?
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>>41996418
what I have for anything
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>>42008284
Based
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if this actually happens its gonna end just like the guy who tried to fly in.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gcMrPk7sCA
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>>>/pol/
>>>/x/
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>>42008303
>post guns new fag
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>>42008120
>tmw no friends
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>>42001686
YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
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>>42004624
As someone named Kyle it's weird to me to think of Kyle as a Chad type name, in my experience Kyle's were always nerdy
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>>42007927
I fucking love olive cargo pants
I wish I died when they went out of fashion
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>>42008757
naw, kyles are more like pic not quite Florida-man, basically florida-man's cousin who has a diploma
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>>42007976
What jacket?
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>>42009029
It's an SS reversible smock. Real ones are for manlets and repros are expensive garbage.
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>>42008757
No, Kyles are dude that wear tapout shirts, monster hats, and camo shorts with heelies that drink tons of monster and punch holes in dry wall when their mom buys the wrong pizza rolls.
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>>42009207
Figures. I am not a manlet and fug is it hard to find non manlet milsurp
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>>42009243
I wouldn't consider milsurp to be manlet tier. Only buy gear that is genuine, and isn't repro.
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>>41998609
Based and seigepilled
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>>41996440
The chestrig made for that gun should be included
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>>42001686
GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>41999762
>melee
>its still a gun
I love /k/
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>>41996418
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>>42009484
>everyone else forgot bogrolls
>this anon didnt
Only one that will make it is you anon. Godspeed.
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>>41999678
>Hand plane
NONONONONO
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I heard from a guy that Area 51’s method of warning shots is starting tornados
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>>42009511
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>>41998609
>striped femboy panties

thats very accurate to siegefags
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>>42007966
>>42008003
>OP fucking ND's and nobody cares
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>>42001938
>that revolver and sword
lit
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I fear nothing
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>>42009579
Todd Howard?
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>>42002239
>mfw Area 51 is zerged and they find the Evangelions
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>>42009836
How do you wear a picture of a mountain? Unless the joke is that no image was found, and you are therefore naked.
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>>42009984
Based mare’s leg poster
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>>42010241
The second one
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>>42010421
Clever
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>>41998240
That wasn't a template.
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Finally at WiFi so I can post this honestly
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>>41997636
Based and Underminer tier
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when the libtards come to send my waifu to the interracial breeding camp and give me free welfare, i will be prepared
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I'm set, bros
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Piss Earth 2025
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>>42011639
>sodom shirt
fucking based
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>>41996418
>storming area 51

i'm not gonna make it lads but ill make sure to hydrate you guys
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>>42005919
One day I will steal this image and change the uniform to DCU or DBDU. But I’ve been lazy.
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>>41996418
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>>41996418
>>42009511
>>42011695
Aloha gang
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yall niggas gon get raided pretty hard by the ATF/FBI
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>>42011836
based
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>>42009511
10/10
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Balaclavas are forever
Also best setup for going innawoods
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>>42002743
Second this.
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>>42012073
Based
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>>42001034
I'm crying
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>>42011766
I like you.
>>42011695
>nick land
Now there's a name I never expected to see on /k/
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>>42011695
Is that a 3D printed not a glock?
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>>41996418
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>>41998609
based and striped pantypilled
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>>41996418
I still have my based yugo pack should I make another?
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>>42007671
Dont forget your Cigars
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>>41996547
based boomer
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>>42016356
Delicious Monster
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>>41998227
*it ain't me starts playing*
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>>42004624
You have my spear! I shall fight in the line of battle after the enemy are exhausted and weak! Sound the horns!
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>>41996418
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yes hello am retard
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>>42004624

Guys need to find someone with LAPES and Air Assault training. Look up the IDF raid on Entebbe. Love how nobody has any serious exfil plan.
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>>41996418
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>>42008024
>>42008045
>>42009743
you'll cowards don't even ceiling pop
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>>41996418
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>>41997822
Based and ThePainpilled
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>>42001904
Armored Vehicle
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I'm hukkin it in the back
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>>41996510
bro what kind of AK is that bro
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>>42016665
Underrated
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>>42017207
FAMAS
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>>42017207
Canuck hipster special
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>>41996418
whats the id on the vest?
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>>42017420
https://blackhawk.com/products/tactical-nylon/load-bearing/load-bearing-equipment/lrak-m240-saw-gunner-kit
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>>41998243
which side are you on
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>>42017420
Probably says PVT. Pyle.
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>>42017207
vz. 58 perfect for jamming stripper clips in
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>>42005919
can the lbv go over the pasgt vest?
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>>42018142
Yeah. We did for years.
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someone post the Roland one for the love of god!
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>>42018142
Yes, and is comfy too.
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>>41997822
>be alphabet boi guarding the ayyys at area 51
>retards storming the base
>too many of them
>overwhelm your defences with sheer numbers
>pull your knife and prepare to skewer some tards
>corner one dressed like sexy kraut boba fett
>hands up fag
>bees.jpg
>last thing you see is sexy kraut boba fett's nutsack dragging across your nose
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>>41998209
Thanks joss
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>>42007671
you gonna fuck some ayyys?
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>>42011766
you gonna read that book while krav magaing dudes with your free hand?
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>>42018704
I would study the arts before hand, I need to pay attention as krav maga requires them to "swing first"
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>>42018800
>alphabet boi jumps you
>hold up dude, I gotta study first
I can't tell if you are retarded, or retarded
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>>42008067
I dont know what you're trying to accomplish on a battlefield with this, but I want to tag along and find out
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>>42008284
>Vechical(s)
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>>42019059
Its the undercover brass jew
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>>42018985
I mean before the raid so I can properly fight, also i'm a little bit of both.
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>>42019128
>i'm a little of both
kek, same here bro
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You retards wouldn’t make it within 2 miles of Area 51
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>>42004919
Underrated
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>>42019177
t. salty area 51 guard
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>>42019210
t. Retard who will get shot and bleed out in the desert for the memes
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>>42016744
Shhh. Don’t tell them. Let the red river flow through the desert and fatbodies stack like pringles
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>>42007622
>said the statist
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>>41996418
just make sure you are carrying a sign with both hands and your firearms are secured on your back or side. then if you get murdered at least we have something to run with
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>>41996510
>ZIPS IN THE WIRE ZIPS IN THE WIRE
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THE SOUTH WILL USE TECHNOLOG-AYY TO RISE AGAIN
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>>41997636
Fuck me I wish I had moonpie right now
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>>41997636
This loadout is too realistic.
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>>41999902
Insulin. Unironically me. Though im type 1 nonfat diabeetums.
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>>42001904
muh sides
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>>42019930
Hunter S. Thompson?
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>>42019930
>it was just outside of Area 51 when the drugs began to take hold
>I had been traveling on assignment from an Internet forum I frequent dedicated to firearms and naked Japanese cartoon characters, populated by the true radicals of free speech
>men unafraid of the politics of their time ripping into the first amendment like a pack of rabid weasels into a dead cow
>they wanted to see the attack on Area 51 though the high powered blotter acid lenses of pure, untampered gonzo journalism
>I said sure, why the fuck not?
>let’s watch the freaks from the dark corners of the Internet duke it out with the administration’s hired goons
>besides, it’s been awhile since I took the shark out across the desert at maximum speed
>so I loaded the bastard up with several bottles of wild turkey, three bags of mescaline, one dip can full of cocaine, and several pounds of sweet legal weed
>as I powered across the arid landscape I thought about how strange of an area this is after cracking open a beer I bought at the last gas station I passed as whatever garbage Hollywood has been pumping out played over the radio
>to the average nose picker from suburbia, the American desert looks like a Martian landscape itself
>imagine being a little green man coming from thousands of miles across the vastness of space to some rock because a bigger green asshole said you need to dissect something called a cow
>you get to the rock, only on the wrong part, now all you want is a beer and a place to sleep but you’re in the middle of the god damn desert with the fuel light blinking and nothing to eat
>you’d think to yourself this fucking sucks
>at least that’s what I thought when I snapped back to reality and saw I was the man without a beer and running low on gas
>luckily I had arrived at my destination, base camp
>little did I know this was only the beginning of L Rod Hubbard’s lost novel that even his followers thought to be a bit much
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>>42020291
This was good.
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>>42020291
nice
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>>42020291
Very nice, Anon, please keep going.
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>>42020291
More please lmao
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>>42020291
>when I arrived, I was greeted by an overweight man in his early 20s
>he was wearing an ill fitting set of Desert camouflage carrying a rifle several decades older than him
>he reeked of desperation and a cocktail of bodily fluids
>I showed him my credentials and asked where a man like myself, a god damn doctor, could find a drink
>he pointed me i the direction of a old army tent set up in the middle of camp
>I parked the shark, hopped out, and shoved my .44 into my waste band, to blend in of course
>I luckily, I came prepared and had several joints in my pocket as bartering tools and a method of coping with the strange sights I was seeing
>I entered the tent to see what I can only describe as a bar on the edge of a time warp
>various assortments of camo, weapons, and body pillows could be seen
>The air was alive with an electric buzzing that seemed to fill everyone with energy
>I approached the bar counter looking for someone to get me a drink
>the bartender approached
>he was wearing a dress and cat ears
>I handed him some change, no way in hell I would be wasting good weed on this thing
>he came back with a warm Budweiser in a can
>I shrugged, lit up a cigarette, and sipped on my brew
>all around me were young men who have seemed to have found some purpose in these trying times
>the youthful emotions that were in the room overwhelmed the senses and were like a good beer buzz, pleasant, but not too heavy
>ideological issues be damned, these men were here for one thing, to answer a question
>are we alone?
>if we are not, can we fuck them?
>no talk of trump, feminism, or the plight of Bolivian banana farmers
>just young men united in the hunt for pussy like the Roman tribes of yester year
>these brave few had formed a legion of the damned in the face of overwhelming odds and a society that hated their very guts
>an overhead speaker sounded off
>attention all, there will be a mass formation on the parade ground, 15 minutes
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IM NOT HERE FOR NO ALIEN, IM JUST HERE FOR SOME BOOTY, MAN BOOTY
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>>42020645
>I like ya and I want ya, we can do this the easy way or the hard way
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkR1G_DUVc
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>>41996418
who here /killdozer battalion/
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>>42020641
This is really surprisingly good. Damn.
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>>42021078
Yeah man I'm hella digging it
>>42020641
Post more anon, become the real life Spider Jerusalem.
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>>42020641
>I went back to the shark and grabbed my kit
>I had an uzi my attorney had shipped up from Mexico where he had been fighting cartels, several boxes of ammunition for it and my .44, my hunting knife, and a box of grenades I had found on the side of the road
>I had no intention of participating but the scene I witnessed in the bar made me adamant about the endeavor
>in true gonzo fashion I found myself fusing into the story, ethics be damned
>one thing those snobs at the Washington post have never learned, if there is anything worth doing, it’s worth doing right
>after snorting a line and donning my kit I saw several men dressed as members of the waffen ss
>logically speaking, these were the men to follow to an assembly of idealistic youth on a mission with victory or certain doom as the only options
>I arrived on the parade field as thousands of others had
>the field was more of an empty lot covered in empty beer cans and junk from generations of desert debotchery
>if there was any place to stage an uprising, it would be this one
>in the center of the field was a stage kit with torches
>on it, three men
>one of them vaguely resembled Jesus, only he was dressed as a Frenchman fighting in the congo
>the other was an elderly gentlemen wearing a glock hat
>the third was a man wearing sweat pants, glasses, and sporting a porn stash
>the old man in the flock had fired a round above the crowd’s head into a gong
>silence fell over the crowd of honorable youth as the echoes of the gong reverberated into the twilight of the desert night
>the man in the sweat pants stepped forward, he reached for skittles in his dump pouch,
>I don’t remember much of the speech due to my habits
>I do remember it being rousing
>something about an attack at dawn, alien strange, and the ever present threat of communism
>a few men dressed in black were disappointed by this, and expressed their outrage, but they were called faggots and told to leave if they didn’t like it
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>>42020641
>>42020291
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0TO65kQcoLi
there was an attempt
my voice kept trying to become rod serling
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>>41996418
>I have a +40 camo boost when near a tree
>Lets do this
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>>42021340
>as the speech ended, we all dispossessed into the camp
>thankfully, I had made a friend with one of the hitler youth and was invited back to their tent
>we spent the night smoking joints, drinking beer, and listening to marching music
>we were joined by several men dressed as Soviet soldiers
>the tension was thick and knives were drawn
>would this be the beginning of the end? Before the beginning ever began?
>one of the disheveled communists smirked, said something in Russian, and offered a bottle of vodka to one of the whereaboos
>the festivities resumed
>our merry band of larpers grew larger, to include rhodesians, stalkers, and the odd normie or two who was caught up in the wave
>several decades of gonzo journalism has taught me the even the weird can get weirder
>i awoke to the sound of rifles being loaded and equipment being checked
>we slept for what could have only been an hour
>I was invited to ride on a technical with the Soviets and the Germans
>I declined
>i had traded two bottles of whiskey for a motorcycle
>if it was going to go into battle, it would be on my own horse and I couldn’t afford any damage to the shark, Vegas took its toll on the poor car
>with my uzi loaded, .44 in my holster, mags ready, a canteen full of whiskey, two emergency joints, and a bag of grenades I rode off into the sunrise in front of a decrepit t34
>this was it, no plan other than survive
>we knew we had to storm the base, that was it
>from what I could hear over the radio, we had some artillery and a crop duster for air support
>against the full weight of the United States government
>fuck it, I thought, take the ride
>as the sun grew higher into the sky the desert became illuminated in a shades of pink and red
>i thought back to my younger days on the edge of a movement that was ultimately doomed.
>those idealists were cut down because of their arrogance and unwillingness to adapt
>would we suffer the same fate?
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>>42021482
Fucking /k/ino
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Is this cursed enough for /k/
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>>42017435
Why the question?
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>>42005909
AFFIX!!!!!!......BAYONETS!!!!!!!
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>>42021482
>the crackle of the radio called me back into the fray
>the skittles man learned of my presence and requested to speak to me
>I was to move around the left flank of the facility to a hilltop and meet up with some desert rats after the initial assault began
>front row seats to the show
>in ambled though the desert on my motorcycle, the cool air heating as the powerful sun went further and further into the sky
>as I met my unit the artillery barrage on the base had begun
>nothing would prepare me for what I would see next
>it’s as if Kursk has opened up, only the Germans and the Russians were fighting against something far more horrific than fascism and communism
>the base lit up with green lights as the fist of the technicals and tanks hit the assault path
>fantastic flying ships shot out of the ground as more and more artillery fire poured into the base
>it was as if the gates to an alien world had opened up, and we were there to plug the hole
>the alien craft began strafing runs twisted machines and bodies strew the desert floor
>I took a sip from my canteen and watched the horrific scene
>it was sublime
>a storm of alien technology was ripping over the desert floor over my friends
>some anti aircraft fire came up but it was nothing compared to might of the alien craft
>the men in the first wave were digging into what they could for cover
>through some binoculars I saw a man with an m60 set up on a burning husk of a tank, firing wildly into the air
>he shot a few of the craft down before a bolt of green light hit him
>he slumped over, and the next man took over
>without hesitation these men were fighting and dying for the cause
>I have seen nothing like it, nor will I ever see it again
>Sherman was wrong when he said war is hell
>it is what brings out the inner spirit of man
>raging against the darkness without remorse or hope of recourse
>they held onto the lost position
>yet this was only the first wave
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>>42015339
it's shimapan you uncultured faggot
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>>42002980
Someone please post the battle bus greentext
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>>42009984
I mean, if it isn't restricted...
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>>41996418
im goin 4th wave and im gonna jack the nazi saucer
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>>42005919
Edited version with more fleshed out thinking.
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itt: amateurs
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>>42005909
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>>42005909
Mine is a shitshow
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>>42023478
Yeah. Just wondering why you have a Serbian helmet from the commie days in your kit.
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>>42023322
sauce
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I really wanna go, but have absolutely no way of getting to the US in time, can you help a broke nigga out?
gofundme DOT com SLASH
help-get-my-broke-ass-to-area-51
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>>41996418
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>>42023596
no idea sorry
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>>42007927
>Belt
I have the leather dress belt and the webbing combat belt, both are good cheap options for pants retention.
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>>42019402
What in the fuck is that rifle
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bump
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>>42023596
Scoop Chase from Bubblegum Crisis.
Learn to image search you fucking mongoloid, took me 5 seconds to run SauceNao.
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>>42022451
Looking set for bingo
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get in losers
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>>41998227
>severed thumbs
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>>42023844
Valid criticism. Thanks from saving me from my own retardation.
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>>42023668
15-ɐǝɹɐ-oʇ-ssɐ-ǝʞoɹq-ʎɯ-ʇǝƃ-dןǝɥ
ɥsɐןs ɯoɔ ʇop ǝɯpunɟoƃ
¿ʇno ɐƃƃıu ǝʞoɹq ɐ dןǝɥ noʎ uɐɔ 'ǝɯıʇ uı sn ǝɥʇ oʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ɟo ʎɐʍ ou ʎןǝʇnןosqɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇnq 'oƃ ɐuuɐʍ ʎןןɐǝɹ ı
FTFY
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>>42023945
MOTHERFUCKERS DELETED MY CAMPAIGN
EVERYONE RUN! THEY'RE FUCKING ON TO US ALREADY
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>>42023790
a good one
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>>42022397
>I don’t remember much of what happened next
>I had eaten some mescaline and rode the lighting
>I remember charging down the hill on my bike
>I remember emptying a mag of my uzi into a guard
>i remember tossing grenades into buildings at aliens with Ray guns
>but I don’t remember the basement of the main building
>and I don’t know if we could bang some alien strange
>it was a light blue haze of violence of such a primal level nothing could could describe it with any justice
>I came to back at camp
>one of the others drug me back
>all around me was violence and chaos
>the army had shows up to quell the rebellion
>our army was in pieces and in chaos
>but we had stormed the base
>I threw my things into the car, took a pull from some bottle and tore ass out of there
>somehow I made it by the helicopters and tanks unnoticed in the shark
>I went flying back to woody creek, and the devil was right on my damn ass
>when I came back I slept for three days
>I was drained
>a combination of drugs, violence, and alien technology had taken its toll
>when I searched my things I found something
>a small glowing cube, about the size of a beer can
>as I sit in my office, wondering what to do it is humming without pause
>is it a tool?
>a weapon?
>I do know it is mine
>and it will be my momento to the alien landscape of desert
>and the men whose bodies littered that desert floor
>I, the good doctor, can only do what I can
>solidify their Fleeting memory in writing

Life and Death in the Desert
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>>42023205
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>>42024002
fuck i clicked the wrong file
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>>42024009
still a great watch
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>>41998305
>that fucking blind cunt cane
My sides have been vapourised
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>>42023685
>implying you'll even be issued an M9, you dumb pog
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>>42020641
>>42021340
>>42021482
>>42022397
>>42023996
Someone please cap this. I would but I'm on mobile right now and won't be on a pc for quite a while.
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>>42016665
Based and Snakepilled
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>>42024255
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>>42024221
It's not an M9 you retard. It's an Italian Police trade-in Beretta 92S, with a European style magazine release.
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>>42023790
CZ52 with a custom shop-built muzzle brake, and a folding stock. Clearly it's converted to use stanags, but I don't know if it's been converted to 5.56. Can 7.62x45 fit in a stanag?
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>>42023585
Thought it looked cool
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>>42024002
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>>42020291
>>42020641
>>42021340
>>42021482
>>42022397
>>42023996
>>42024255
Fucking based
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>>42024766
Include me in the screencap
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>>42023585
Its quite an effective helmet
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>>42023668
Based and F88 Pilled
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>>42024577
JAAAARATEE
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>>42025356
Missed me >>42024482
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>>42024569
Maybe it's just me, but you sounded like such a fucking faggot with that post. "ACKSHYUALLY it's an ITALIAN trade in"
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>>42025560
He's just mad he's a dumbass pog.
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>>42011836
the only acceptable loadout
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>>41998254
Sauce on bag?
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>>42009213
Well maybe mom should learn the difference between Cheesy Taco and Supreme Pizza rolls
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>>42002239
Bro have you ever thought about the giant eva pussy those thing must have. Just imagine getting in some comfy lcl and being inserted into a giant eva vagina that's cloned from a God but had your mom's soul. Mmmm maximum comfy
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I just did
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>>42020645
Ah fuck you leatherman.
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>>42024482
>
W O K E
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>>42007976
La Virgencita
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>>42019222
I'll show you. Just wait.
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>>41996418
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>>42027056
>Oi mate, you got a loic-
>CRONCH



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