>go to Varusteleka>click "random products">the result (plus the last gun you touched) is your SHTF loadoutHow screwed are you, anon?
Feels ok man
>no linkFaggot OP kys
Well at least I have cape
Do somethingDon't let the potential go to wasteAlso why it has to be varusteleka?
>>41744939This is actually hitting on a pretty nice aesthetic.
>>41744973Most online surp stores don't have the option to show random products.
>>41744973To please our Spurdo overlords.
This could be fucking hilarious.
I don't have a shirt I'm fucked during the winter.
>>41745356This is the last gun I touched.My mosin, so as long as I don't come across more than 5 people less than 10 feet away all zerg rushing me, I'll be fine.
>>41745352>Soviet PC Principal
>>41745356Also top half of page, 2/6th of what I've got is useless.
>>41744562Here you go. Last gun I touched was a 20 inch ar with a 4-16 scope. I think I am alright.
Last gun I touched was a M320 in the arms room
Last gun I used: Beater club No.4I envision some form of tactical caterpillar to ambush some unfortunate cunt.
Last gun was a 10.5 AR pistol with a sig red dot.
>>41744562>Your move Mr. Lawman
>>41745352>stolen valor SHTF loadout with no weaponBig yikes
>>41745515Yeah but who's gonna fuck with a guy that has a medal sewn to his bare chest? Besides infection.
Last gun I touched was a mini-14
Im terrible with screenshotting and shit so ill type it out> Soft tactical jacket> Green cloth gloves> Pickup Pale Ale 5.5% alcohol> Dual m4 mag pouch> Some faggy forwards beret Last gun i touched was a glock 20 inna MCK stabilizer, not feeling so bad assuming I can have my own civvie clothes underneath, I guess I could go innawoods and drunkenly shoot stuff.
>>41744562Gotta maximize that airflow brow
I get the feeling that owner of varusteleka is behind these threads.
>>41745637NiceTactical rape skirt
>>41745652Normally I'd agree when it's small niche companies but I can't imagine a surplus company being so destitute they need to pander to /k/
>>41744562I think I'm fucked boys. Gonna reroll this
>>41745724No rerolls and what is your gun?
>>41745724there we go now I'm ready for the boogaloo
>>41745743>No pantsWe gonna have ourselves a good time
>>41745743>No gun>Ready to boogalooChoose one
>>41745737Oh shid missed the gun part.last gun I touched...Oh hell I'm ok last gun I touched was my Savage 320 exactly like pic related when I repacked my safe a couple days back, It's my go to HD gun so it's even loaded
With a daewoo k2
And an M60E6.
With an M4Im gonna be fucked, uwu.
>Every time seeing picture imagine being killed by the guyNow I want to see innawoods challenge with this roll the shit you will wearOne roll goes for upper body, second for lower body, if tarp or such it is your clothes.Rich fags buy the stuffPoor fags scourge their home for closest substitute
>>41745803Man in underpants, underblanket sack of randomness and machinegun>>41745809Man of culture
I guess I'll manage.
Gun currently has no stock too.
Last gun touched was a S&W M57Simo Hayha meets Dirty Harry
>>41745752Could be worse. I did not get any pants either, half of the stuff is winter accessories in middle of summer and only thing resembling knife is pack of steel tent pegs. Would probably get shot immediately as perv/wierdo.Last touched firearm either AR-15 with 16 inch barrel and red-dot or STI Spartan in .45 ACP depending if handling holster in which is the pistol is in counts as touched.
Last gun touched was a 27mm Mauser Cannon, fucking hell Excuse phonepost
>>41744562>>41745637thanks for the drawing idea
>>41746231>27mm Mauser CannonArnold won't get the best of you this time.
>>41746231>mfw get turned into a fine mist by some bastard in a mesh suit and skirt with a 27mm>such is lifeI got a can and a can opener so at least there's that. My rifle is a nugget.
>>41746399wait fuck i don't even need a can opener for that can
>>41746260I dig it
I guess I won't miss out on the panty raid
>>41744562Pic related plus a Walther P99AS.
>>41744562Last thing I touched was my WASR, so I'm alright-ish.
>>41746763Is the stove for cooking the beans you pirate from your victims?
Last gun I touched was a Hakim in a gunstore.>At least my upper body will be warm and the shelter half will cover my indecency
>>41745637Gave me a giggle
Well, at least I'll have spare pants.
>>41747346Please spare a pair.- >>41747214
>polish AKMSeh, could be worsejust need to get to my unit so i can get ammo lmao
Last gun i touched was a c3 howitzer ammo might be hard
All this plus a Hi-Point C9. See you faggots on the battlefield.
>>41745385>sew patches onto bear-pussy>take meth tablets>profit
>>41744562You know im selotaping that scalpel to the end of the barrel.
last gun touched: HK M308
>>41748499Chug the cola lemonade, break the bottle, use the universal mount for a broken glass bottle bayonet instead.
>>41745404nigga u naked, or wearing camo net and tape.
Panties are to be worn EXACTLY as pictured.
>>41746763Your a Somali pirate dude
Who needs pants anyway?
+ my USPCould be worse I suppose.
>>41749048And now I'm in Australia, double fugg.
>>41744562>Results are the productsOh shit>Plus the last gun I touchedConvenient. Happens to be my old based .22
well at least ive got food. gun is an m4
Guess i'm the medic.
>>41749538>Guess i'm the medic.ill be the chaplan
>>41748233But I'm a dude.
My 1911, looking like I'll be drunk, naked and looking like a nazi. So nothing changed.
>>417496911st roll really?
>>41749815hold up, i'd didnt read OP's post fully
>>41749815i mean its an ok load out. food, water, clothing and knife. for all of these im imagining you start nakes with absolutely nothing
everyone is gonna think i'm a fag
>>41745911That's a fucking nasty AK.
>>41744562im in a skinsuit with chocolate
>>41749890forgot the gun like a dumbass, ak
my second roll was kickass, ak once again
Hmmm...I think I can work with this. Also last gun touched was my Marlin 336 in 30-30.
HA I get two guns!
>>41744562>select fire AKDo I have to run around wearing nothing but a tie, MICH 2000 and a single DPM pouch covering my dick with the rest shoved up my ass?
>>41750570I could see rocking a Galil in that jacket.
>>41750570Too bad that Jacket is vinyl, that's kinda cool jacket.
>>41749799heart of the cards yugi
>tojo with no clothes and beer cozy tied to dick
>>41744562the combo of face paint and a balaclava is rather irritating, but besides my lack of pants and shirt I should be fine
+ Mossberg 590Could be worse.
>>41745724I bought myself one of those jackets a couple years ago for some /k/omfy autumnwear, despite the fact that it felt like a towel from the 70's it was actually really niceSadly the fucker got lost somewhere, I still miss it
>>41745479Might as well post my artists' impression.
>>41745803Make a shoe polish and water cocktail and you'll be sorted
>>41749591Preach it brother!
>>41744562I've become a God
>>41745515>stolen valorbig yikers
I want to see more weird kommandos
>>41749875you already are a fag anon
>>41744562Welp... At least i've got a flag and that's a big plus.Last gun i touched was my AR15.
>>41744562>https://www.varusteleka.com/en/randomFucking legend coming through, siiip.
Rather have a rifle, but not bad otherwise
>>41744562+ C7 cloneI'll be able to stuff some much shit in the pack.
>Three people bellow you are your battle buddiesHow fucked are you?
>time to grease up
>>41744562Hey, not bad.
>>41756257Oh, and a Mosin.
>>41744562Plus a Remington 870
>>41756257>comb>grease>wifebeaterGuidocore as fuck
I love how I look, both camos are kino. Bibs are the most practical type of trousers, they'll keep me warm. The jacket is rugged. I've got a head cover. I can cover a lot of ground and treat my cuts and blisters with bandages. Also I can try to sneak up on someone to get their gun. The future looks relatively bright for me.
last gun was a wasr. how i do?
This and a crossbowI am redy
>>41758432where's the shirt?
Last gun I touched is my L1A1. Bring it on.
>tfw never touched a gunfeelsbadman, at least I’ve got cream soda
I am become death
>>41744562This and an ancient mk 1 enfield.I think I'll do okay...
>>41758410grease yourself up thoroughly and you'll do fine.
>>41761670Oh... oh god. No one here can possible compete. Unless they have boots.
I will suffocate you with my mittens
>>41744562Interesting advertising scheme, Schlomo.
>>41749144>Got a complete body suit>Food>Storage (backpack)>Earplugs so no tinnitus>AR-15You're probably the best equipped in the entire thread you know?
>>41750936That would be top /k/ino
nice try you Varusteleka shill. we both know you guys advertise here for free with shit like this