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>go to Varusteleka
>click "random products"
>the result (plus the last gun you touched) is your SHTF loadout

How screwed are you, anon?
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Feels ok man
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>no link
Faggot OP kys
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You're welcome

https://www.varusteleka.com/en/random
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Well at least I have cape
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Do something
Don't let the potential go to waste
Also why it has to be varusteleka?
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>>41744939
This is actually hitting on a pretty nice aesthetic.
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>>41744973
Most online surp stores don't have the option to show random products.
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>>41744973
To please our Spurdo overlords.
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This could be fucking hilarious.
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I don't have a shirt I'm fucked during the winter.
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>>41745356
This is the last gun I touched.
My mosin, so as long as I don't come across more than 5 people less than 10 feet away all zerg rushing me, I'll be fine.
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>>41745352
>Soviet PC Principal
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>>41745356
Also top half of page, 2/6th of what I've got is useless.
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>>41744562
Here you go. Last gun I touched was a 20 inch ar with a 4-16 scope. I think I am alright.
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Last gun I touched was a M320 in the arms room
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Last gun I used: Beater club No.4

I envision some form of tactical caterpillar to ambush some unfortunate cunt.
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Last gun was a 10.5 AR pistol with a sig red dot.
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>>41744562
>Your move Mr. Lawman
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>>41745352
>stolen valor SHTF loadout with no weapon
Big yikes
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>>41745515
Yeah but who's gonna fuck with a guy that has a medal sewn to his bare chest?
Besides infection.
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Last gun I touched was a mini-14
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>>41745510
>communist redneck
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Im terrible with screenshotting and shit so ill type it out

> Soft tactical jacket
> Green cloth gloves
> Pickup Pale Ale 5.5% alcohol
> Dual m4 mag pouch
> Some faggy forwards beret

Last gun i touched was a glock 20 inna MCK stabilizer, not feeling so bad assuming I can have my own civvie clothes underneath, I guess I could go innawoods and drunkenly shoot stuff.
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>>41744562
Gotta maximize that airflow brow
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I get the feeling that owner of varusteleka is behind these threads.
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>>41745637
>drawing
Nice.
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>>41745637
Nice
Tactical rape skirt
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>>41745652
Normally I'd agree when it's small niche companies but I can't imagine a surplus company being so destitute they need to pander to /k/
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>>41744562
I think I'm fucked boys. Gonna reroll this
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>>41745724
No rerolls and what is your gun?
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>>41745724
there we go now I'm ready for the boogaloo
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>>41745743
>No pants
We gonna have ourselves a good time
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>>41745743
>No gun
>Ready to boogaloo
Choose one
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>>41745737
Oh shid missed the gun part.
last gun I touched...Oh hell I'm ok last gun I touched was my Savage 320 exactly like pic related when I repacked my safe a couple days back, It's my go to HD gun so it's even loaded
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With a daewoo k2
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And an M60E6.
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With an M4
Im gonna be fucked, uwu.
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>Every time seeing picture imagine being killed by the guy

Now I want to see innawoods challenge with this roll the shit you will wear
One roll goes for upper body, second for lower body, if tarp or such it is your clothes.
Rich fags buy the stuff
Poor fags scourge their home for closest substitute
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>>41745803
Man in underpants, underblanket sack of randomness and machinegun
>>41745809
Man of culture
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I guess I'll manage.
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Gun currently has no stock too.
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Last gun touched was a S&W M57

Simo Hayha meets Dirty Harry
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>>41745752

Could be worse. I did not get any pants either, half of the stuff is winter accessories in middle of summer and only thing resembling knife is pack of steel tent pegs. Would probably get shot immediately as perv/wierdo.

Last touched firearm either AR-15 with 16 inch barrel and red-dot or STI Spartan in .45 ACP depending if handling holster in which is the pistol is in counts as touched.
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Last gun touched was a 27mm Mauser Cannon, fucking hell

Excuse phonepost
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>>41744562
>>41745637
thanks for the drawing idea
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>>41746231
>27mm Mauser Cannon
Arnold won't get the best of you this time.
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>>41746231
>mfw get turned into a fine mist by some bastard in a mesh suit and skirt with a 27mm
>such is life
I got a can and a can opener so at least there's that. My rifle is a nugget.
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>>41746399
wait fuck i don't even need a can opener for that can
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>>41746260
I dig it
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I guess I won't miss out on the panty raid
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>>41744562
Pic related plus a Walther P99AS.
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>>41744562
Last thing I touched was my WASR, so I'm alright-ish.
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>>41746763
Is the stove for cooking the beans you pirate from your victims?
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Oh lord
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Last gun I touched was a Hakim in a gunstore.
>At least my upper body will be warm and the shelter half will cover my indecency
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>>41745637
Gave me a giggle
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Well, at least I'll have spare pants.
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>>41747346
Please spare a pair.
- >>41747214
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>polish AKMS
eh, could be worse
just need to get to my unit so i can get ammo lmao
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>>41744562
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Last gun i touched was a c3 howitzer ammo might be hard
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>>41748144
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All this plus a Hi-Point C9. See you faggots on the battlefield.
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>>41745385
>sew patches onto bear-pussy
>take meth tablets
>profit
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>>41744562
You know im selotaping that scalpel to the end of the barrel.
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last gun touched: HK M308
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>>41748499
Chug the cola lemonade, break the bottle, use the universal mount for a broken glass bottle bayonet instead.
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>>41745404
nigga u naked, or wearing camo net and tape.
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Panties are to be worn EXACTLY as pictured.
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>>41746763
Your a Somali pirate dude
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Who needs pants anyway?
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+ my USP

Could be worse I suppose.
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Fugg
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>>41749048
And now I'm in Australia, double fugg.
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>>41744562
>Results are the products
Oh shit
>Plus the last gun I touched
Convenient. Happens to be my old based .22
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well at least ive got food. gun is an m4
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Guess i'm the medic.
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>>41749538
>Guess i'm the medic.
ill be the chaplan
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>>41748233
But I'm a dude.
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>>41745373
lmao
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>>41744562
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My 1911, looking like I'll be drunk, naked and looking like a nazi. So nothing changed.
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>>41749691
1st roll really?
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well...fug..
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>>41749815
hold up, i'd didnt read OP's post fully
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>>41749815
i mean its an ok load out. food, water, clothing and knife. for all of these im imagining you start nakes with absolutely nothing
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everyone is gonna think i'm a fag
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>>41745911
That's a fucking nasty AK.
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>>41744562
im in a skinsuit with chocolate
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>>41749890
forgot the gun like a dumbass, ak
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>>41747108
MAGNUM
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my second roll was kickass, ak once again
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Hmmm...I think I can work with this. Also last gun touched was my Marlin 336 in 30-30.
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HA I get two guns!
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>>41744562
>select fire AK
Do I have to run around wearing nothing but a tie, MICH 2000 and a single DPM pouch covering my dick with the rest shoved up my ass?
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>>41750570
I could see rocking a Galil in that jacket.
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>>41750570
Too bad that Jacket is vinyl, that's kinda cool jacket.
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>>41749799
heart of the cards yugi
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PERKELE!
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>tojo with no clothes and beer cozy tied to dick
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>>41744562
the combo of face paint and a balaclava is rather irritating, but besides my lack of pants and shirt I should be fine
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+ Mossberg 590

Could be worse.
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>>41744562
+WASR10

not bad!
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>>41745724
I bought myself one of those jackets a couple years ago for some /k/omfy autumnwear, despite the fact that it felt like a towel from the 70's it was actually really nice
Sadly the fucker got lost somewhere, I still miss it
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>>41745479
Might as well post my artists' impression.
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>>41745803
Make a shoe polish and water cocktail and you'll be sorted
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>>41749591
Preach it brother!
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>>41744562
I've become a God
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>>41745515
>stolen valor
big yikers
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I want to see more weird kommandos
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>>41749875
you already are a fag anon
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>>41744562
Welp... At least i've got a flag and that's a big plus.

Last gun i touched was my AR15.
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>>41744562
>https://www.varusteleka.com/en/random
Fucking legend coming through, siiip.
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Rather have a rifle, but not bad otherwise
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>>41744562
+ C7 clone
I'll be able to stuff some much shit in the pack.
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>>41744562
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>Three people bellow you are your battle buddies
How fucked are you?
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>time to grease up
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>>41744562
Hey, not bad.
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>>41756257
Oh, and a Mosin.
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>>41744562
Plus a Remington 870
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>>41756257
>comb
>grease
>wifebeater
Guidocore as fuck
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I love how I look, both camos are kino. Bibs are the most practical type of trousers, they'll keep me warm. The jacket is rugged. I've got a head cover. I can cover a lot of ground and treat my cuts and blisters with bandages. Also I can try to sneak up on someone to get their gun. The future looks relatively bright for me.
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last gun was a wasr. how i do?
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This and a crossbow

I am redy
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>>41758432
where's the shirt?
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Last gun I touched is my L1A1. Bring it on.
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>tfw never touched a gun
feelsbadman, at least I’ve got cream soda
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I am become death
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>>41744562
This and an ancient mk 1 enfield.
I think I'll do okay...
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>>41758410
grease yourself up thoroughly and you'll do fine.
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>>41761670
Oh... oh god.
No one here can possible compete.
Unless they have boots.
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I will suffocate you with my mittens
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>>41744562
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>>41744562
Interesting advertising scheme, Schlomo.
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>>41749144
>Got a complete body suit
>Food
>Storage (backpack)
>Earplugs so no tinnitus
>AR-15

You're probably the best equipped in the entire thread you know?
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>>41750936
That would be top /k/ino
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nice try you Varusteleka shill. we both know you guys advertise here for free with shit like this



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