>walk outside>see this thing firing at your houseWhat do?
>>41488298Wonder which idiot fucked up the maps for the training exercise again.
>>41488298Be at least glad I was killed by my favorite attack helicopter
A Hind D? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?
>>41488298Die. But die secure in the knowledge that whatever lunatic brought that medieval relic into our airspace is about to get liquidated by an F-16
jerk off like i always do as soon as i go outside
turn 360 degrees and walk away
break out the old mosin
Retrieve the Stinger missile that was so thoughtfully provided to my moderate militia by the CIA.
>>41488335Early morning outdoor wank is peak comfy.
>>41488320Based and snakepilled
Wonder why South Africa is invading here of all places.
>>41488298>>41488323>>41488320actually is a south african superhind >>41489766to kill crakaz
>>41488298>What do?Report to Russian MoD that some niggers have ruined Hind aesthetics and request them to ban this piece of crap in favour of the based Mi-35M.
>>41490086How's the 35M better? They both look kinda soulless.
>>41490086>Big Black Copter
>>41488298>teleport behind him>heh, nothing personal kid
>>41488298Is that a giant bomb on the right?
>>41491246>pakfa>killing thingspick one
>>41488298"You can't do that! This is a gun free zone!"
>>41492745Looks like an extra fuel tank for me.
>>41488298>TULIVALMIS!>AMPUJALLA MAALI!<TUOHOA!>TUHOAN!>*BA-TSHUUFF*>*BOOM*I dunno, something like that.
>>41488298launch 45-70 missile at cockpit???sell soviet garbage for scrap
>>41488298>cover myself in mud to fool IR censors>build catapult to fling rocks into rotors>corner pilot>run away as it activates self destruct sequence>GET TO DA CHOPPA!!
>>41494839>You're one ugly mother-fucker!
>>41488298Shout "WOLVERINES" and then get blown up
>>41488298Maybe you could hide and aim for one of its missiles or something.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuKRmgKn2os
>>41488298Call captain Yuri that Ivan has somehow stolen a Hind again