>let’s get a humor thread going /k/omrades and /k/ommandos
>>40861034I would but most of my /k/ humor is just /pol/ humor with guns.
When is the thread going to start?
Looks like the /ak/ thread image limited out, I suppose I could put some here
>>40861458dump it then faggot
>literally my childhood
>>40861633I thought that goose was a rabbit at first.
>>40861761One of my coworkers called me an ammosexual because I would always talk about military stuff at the office. I think she was bothered that I took it as a compliment.
>>40861761Wasn't this dropped because it got turned on it's head, and argued that if it's a sexuality then it isn't a fetish and it's protected under the same laws that protect homosexuality, etc?
>>40861458If it's funny, it's funny. Also, fuck any leftists and niggers that may get butthurt reading a joke on the internet; they need thicker skin.
>>40861834Nah bo, the left are either ignorant or hypocritesGotta admit, letting the protesters design their own signs has been the gift that keeps on giving
>>40861903This one annoys me the most because math is for patricians and if you dislike math you deserve no rights
>>40861903Ah, damn. I think it's just that none of them think (hah) beyond the first level of what's being said. "Haha we insulted them eat it!" without realizing if you actually look at what's being said it's the same sort of shit they screech about people doing to any of the things they want to protect. It's very tiring.
>>40861959You called it sempai
>>40861651Holy shit I’m 90% sure I saw this bus in the past year or one that was cut down like it.
>>40861034>tfw no loyal squirrel bro to operate with
>>40861903The most annoying part is the libshit mom on the right that wrote the sign. They want to seem all righteous and on the high ground but being crass and calling people assholes for no reason shows they really don't care for decency. They just push whatever the new trendy protest theme is. Being antigun is seriously a quick litmus test for people who dont think things through logically
>>40861458idea that /pol/ is muscular aryan while /k/ is scarawny faggot is pretty funny, but i doubt it was the intent
>>40861987I hate how indecent the left is. They act like they have to moral high ground but they are literally Godless people to whom nothing is sacred but "progressing" the state. Theyre incognito statists just like uncle Ted said in his manifesto but they're the last people who will realize they are what they think they are fighting against.
.22lrb HP pokes a hole
>>40862215You mean like this?
Have to admit I owe a small apology to the Woke Parkland TeensWas driving home from work and passed a high school where "Legally Blonde" was the school play. So yes, it would be possible for someone born in 2001 to reference a movie from their birth year if it was a school play
>>40861823Why are antifuns so obsessed with dicks?
>>40861987If only. That would be goddamn wonderful
>>40862528Its feminine logic anon. An attempt to emasculate someone whom they disagree with, likely a man. They either have no logical arguments or don't understand the logical position, so they go for low blows to hurt your pride and destabilize you. Its a common trick. Men use it as much as women, but its a feminine way of arguing.
>>40861458Based /K/ has always had sympathy towards pol, fuck any revisionist who would say otherwise
>>40862589Well that would definitely make sense, given that /k/ as a whole is almost as retarded as /pol/.
>>40861034Enjoy the newest iteration of my work
>>40862589keep new out of k
>>40862324i was unaware that school shooters use flare guns
>>40862738you should replace that joystick with a horse dildo
>>40861707What an atrocious edit, whoever made that should kill themselves.
>>40861888As a leftist faggot I can speak on behalf of any other leftist faggot that their hatred of /pol/ memes is born out of jealousy stemmed from their inability to meme. You nazi fucks have the best memes.Also nice get.
>>40861993They are often used to transport produce. The used bus at auction is typically cheaper than a box truck of similar size.
>>40861584>Behind the scenes footage of in range where Ian and Karl take a much needed break and play a game of tag.
>>40862324You need to go thorough a background check, and never have commited a serious crime to buy girls clothes?Do miniskirts and crop-tops count as SBR's?
>>40861927>appreciate math and how it works>it's like mechanisms, but it's numbers instead of parts>also be too retarded to grasp and hold on to mathematical conceptsIt might be just because I'm too lazy to lift my own weight on it>tfw graduating enginneridk how the fuck I managed to make it
>>40862215>The most annoying part is the libshit mom on the right that wrote the sign.She is Jewish. You can tell by the way she is rubbing her hands and her ugly Jew nose.
>>40861689>fucking Hitler heiling in the background
>>40861631What show? I see it all the time here but never get a name.
>>40864119The trashman cometh
>>40864119Ah fuck I'm retarded. I just gloss over this show every time I see it.
>>40864142>Ah fuck I'm retardedIts OK Anon, this is /k/
>>40861657Any idea how much this shit sold for?
>>40861903The eternal roastie
>>40861987>no women in school zones?based.
>>40861927Math is really fun when you're using it to achieve something, but I did hate how math class was taught back in school. Learned way more on my own later on.
>>40861794>sheDiscard that opinion like it was never there anon.
>>40862241Yeah, in reality they're both either scrawny or fat
>>40862339>So yes, it would be possible for someone born in 2001 to reference a movie from their birth year if it was a school playOr if it was on TV you fucking dumbass
>>40866669base quads, truly he lives
>>40866737I hope he's still doing his thing, where ever he is.
>>40861588does anybody have the rest of the stories of this guy? >also checked HH
>>40862251I hate how indecent the right is. They act like they have to moral high ground but they are literally Sandnigger God fearing people to whom nothing is sacred but "progressing" the state. Theyre incognito statists just like uncle Ted said in his manifesto but they're the last people who will realize they are what they think they are fighting against.
>>40861761WHY YOU BULLY ARX?!?!?!?!?
>>40861458/k/ does not like /pol/keep /pol/ in /pol/
>>40862324>girls clothing more regulatedI fucking wish girls clothes weren’t allowed in high school
>>40868405reddit is not /k/
>>40868418You only think you do. For every hot chick there'd be 10 fatties.
Anybody got that screen grab of that annon who made a gun out of a hammer a cat jack a paint toller and pipe.
>>40868497I meant car jack
>>40862272christ, what did he hit that deer with?
>>40861584Pocket sand; shashasha!
>>40868422The /k/ and /pol/ rivalry is something thats far older than the 2016 election /redditpol/ surge.
>>40868200Yeah nice try, doesn't work.
>>40864149Why does the door open outward? Glass pane? Is this a real gas chamber picture?
>>40868519Judging by the looks of it, a .45 acp.
>>40862886They were paying people for gun surrenders, right? And this fucking legend just strapped a pipe to a block of wood and got free money?
>>40862528They really really wish they had been born with one. Instead they are foetal incubators with unstable hormones and a sell by date
>>40861605I HEARD YOU ARE RACIST NOW FATHER TED!
>>40862792Make better kino if they did
>>40864076Dumb Jew poster One every thread
>>40866737Shut up newfag
>>40861668Zero is still less than sixteen
>>40861773Werent people shooting the Irma hurricane in florida?
>>40861761Luke 22:36he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
>>40869604why would you post that picture anonare you trying to make me sad?
>>40862002I'll be your squirrel bro
>>40861668To bad it's measured from the bolt face.
>>40861994LOL, that's an airgun.
>>40864076I'm normally not anti jew but it's very obvious in this photo that you are correct.
>>40861927True. High level math starts to make so many crazy connections that it will make you rethink your entire understanding of reality.>>40862215Poor kid being used as a vehicle for his mom's ideological signaling. I bet he'll look back on this one day and cringe.
>>40862643There was a /k/ thread on /pol/ the other day. Everybody was having fun.I'm sorry that you guys are being shilled so hard.
>>40873301>/k/>commieno fuck off/k/ likes slavshit, not commieshit
>>40869528D-don't worry about it.
>>40872643Yeah, but if there's no rifling then wouldn't it legally be a smoothbore weapon?
>>40862021>that water hitting the boilersWew fucking lad
>>40873173>True. High level math starts to make so many crazy connections that it will make you rethink your entire understanding of realityoh fuck off retard, nobody thinks you're smart. your "understanding of reality" probably amounts to cashing in your welfare for freezer tendies every two weeks at burgermart
>>40862272Christ that's actually really unnerving
>>40865533Those are Finns
>>40864142the latest entry isn't as funny. good lord its not funny at all
>>40862324do body bags come in that size, or do you gotta double zip them like a pair of sleeping bags?
>>40875447Just use a tarp, same difference.
>>40861482I'm curious, what anime is this from?
>>40873927the video that this clip is from has audio that claims that its a magazine detonationand i cant find a ship that looks like that on the list of boiler detonations
>>40873425Keep your shitty opinion to yourself
>>40876274>commie faggot thinks /k/ likes his kind
>>40861903Yup, the woman in the right is jewish
>>40861903thats kids face is screaming>I wish I could have an AR when I'm older
>>40875729Maybe. Just looks that way to me though. Ship rolls, funnel goes under parallel to sea level, about a second later you get a massive detonation amidship. Magazines are usually forward and aft
>>40861993You can buy old school buses at government auction. Since there's not a lot of demand for them they're cheap and if you handy with tools you can modify them into specialized vehicles like flatbed trucks, mobile homes, etc
>>40868519High velocity small bore varmint round. If I recall correctly I think it was a .243 Winchester or .243 WSSM.
IT’S BARELY BEEN ONE DAY AND I’M ALREADY SICK OF THE INFLUX OF DISCORD TRANNIES AND LEREDDIT INTELLECTUALS AND HOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS SIT THERE AND JUST ENGAGE THEM. FUCK.
>>40877179why doesnt she wear short shorts
>>40877418cause they didn’t go innabush
>>40869604probably an occupied country village>don't worry villagers, IS2 is just a little tired, but the rape and robbing will soon resume
>>40868809Tell us about the story of the /k/ and /pol/ rivalry. How far back does it go?
>>40878352back since him and the discord trannies started spammig every board
>>40862589Bullshit, /k/ is the most libertarian board there is. You're the revisionist here, but that's not surprising. "Accuse the other side of that of which you are guilty", right?
>>40864149That wooden door though...
>>40862272I want one
>>40877418Short shorts are for the men
>>40877447Why does she hold it by the shoulder thing that goes up?
>>40879590if you grip the mag it's real easy to accidentally dislodge
>>40879659Moreso making a barrel shroud joke, but good to know. I play a lot of R6 Siege, and one of the operators holds the Sterling by the mag unless a grip is equipped.
>>40879694holding it by the magazine is really retarded for a lot of weapons. Some can handle it but for other weapons it causes you to put a lot of force on the weakpoint of magazine well/magazine.
>>40861482Imagine fucking the Colors...
>>40864082That's /pol/ popping in for a visit
>>40861584HueHUEY!! Go on ye madlad! Smashing jerry craphats with bricks for the memes
>>40861584Does anyone know what movie this is from? Obviously there's a big friggin camera standing right in the line of fire at close range.
>>40866779It's guys like this that keep the world interesting
>>40862339I'm 30 but also braindead to pop cultureWho is that in the sign?
>>40869528Yes, wooden doors are great at hermetically sealing to prevent gas from seeping into the next room
>>40862589Simply not true. /pol/ has their own board, but uses the rest of 4chan as their own all the same. /k/ related discussions literally everyday are hijacked with off-topic non-sense, by /pol/. You douchebags should stay in your lane, and fuck off back to /pol/.
Repost and dump?
>>40866643How often do you watch movies on TV that came out before you were born? Serious question sempai
>>40880915Why do you people think they need to be hermetically sealed? Cars aren't hermetically sealed and people have no problem committing suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning in them.
>>40881256Oh, fuck off.
>>40866779Last I heard he took a trip to New Zealand
>>40862589fuck off shill.
>>40881397go away fed
>>40881193>/pol/ did not came from unholy marriage of /k/ and /b/
>>40881193Having just finished this book I'm a lot less enthusiastic about the movie
>>40881231I actually created this meme, with the help from militaryphotos.net users to create the template. Should I dump?
>>40881247I don't but that's because I'm a weaboo and spend most of my screen time on that instead. Many people enjoy movies from before their birth.
Ya know, pol and k ARE tied together. Gun control/rights is a political topic. /pol/ is (or rather was) more right wing or conservative. Gun rights is traditionally part of that side of the spectrum, whereas the people pol hates (or rather used to hate) are the ones pushing gun control.When people say pol and k are super close, it's not because of nazism or alt right beliefs on k, of which there is relatively little. It's because most of pol tends to support /k/ in regards to gun laws. I haven't been on pol for a long time because of all the shills, and now it's going completely down the shitter. Any redeeming qualities pol once had are being erased and it's users are going to infinitychan and that new [German word for no]chan place that's been being promoted everywhere.
>>40881193I can smell the kikery from here
>>40881706bully for you.
>>40881531I dumped last time and it pissed off people
>>40881904werent they based on some guys experiences as boot?
>>40881935Some also sound like they were from the sandbox
>>40881935I'm that guy. It was initially named Smartass Specialist, but just made more sense to name it Smartass Soldier. First 100 of these is all my own stories.
>>40882080Tell us your experiences sempai!
>>40882080so what about the one where you asked if you could watch two people fuck?
>>40882089AMA>>40882094That one wasn't mine, but I lost my virginity to the porter-potty mistress. Do you mean the sex tape incident? If so, that was me. That guy is now with 10th Group.
>>40864019Computer science graduate here, I spend all day working with a specially carved rock that literally only does math over and over, and write instructions for the rock on how to do more math, and I don't good at math.
>>40882280they also can't stop thinking about dicks
Reminder why we don't take Konata on range trips
>>40880554There were combat photographers even back then
>>40882846That thing looks all the world like a training filmOr possibly propaganda
>>40861458I.. don't know about that one anon
>>40862589literal newfag, git out 2016 transplantyou bootlickers are all the same
>>40879694>R6 Siegego read an actual Tom Clancy book and then slash your wrists in the bathtub faggot
>>40862589>/K/>polThis is bait, without even getting to the fact that /k/ predates /pol/ entirely by many years.
>>40862589Go away newfag. I don't want to have to post my fucking RD WASR10 stock again to prove a point. Go play fortnight and rant about jews on your discord or someshit.
>>40883100that literally just got posted friend. read the thread.
>>40882846I know. I own many many hours of video footage. But regardless of the cameras are being held by the US Signal Service, British newsreel crews or the Wehrmacht Kriegsberuf (something like that), they rarely rush along with the first line to knowingly run straight into the enemy's line of fire. Not with a film camera the size of a microwave oven, a crew of three to operate it and a zoom lense that had to be manually changed.Also, the interesting German soldier in this particular clip has no field gear on him and he is rushing a door opening by himself. While the clever Englishman chooses to throw a brick with one hand while he holds his gun with the other hand. It is a wonderful scene. I would love for it to be real combat footage but logic says that this is staged.
>>40862589t. /pol/ shitter
>>40883017>Posts pic made by a single drawfag made that had to always put in how much he hates /pol/ regardless of how incoherent it was to the comic or pictureReally gets the neurons crankin. Shame since the drawfag in question made good OC but his obsession with /pol/ really ruined his later stuff. Really makes ya think if we have a few really dedicated shit posters like the shark poster we had last year.As far as /k/ and /pol/ goes, /k/ honestly doesn't give a fuck. We're politically incorrect by nature but that doesn't mean we need "red pills" either and most /pol/acks know this. /pol/'s bringing the standard of public /k/ontent down? Was this before or after the deer fucking and anal play with rifles. People come here to shit post about guns and regardless if people like it or not, funs and weapons are historical and political in nature. To claim otherwise is both transparent and intellectually dishonest. Just because someone cracks a Hitler joke doesn't mean they're /pol/ either and if you honestly think it does, you really need to step outside, get some fresh air in the woods and take time to consider with neonazi faggotry really looks like. 'Till then, deal with it.
>>40883168Pretty much this. I'd say most people here and on 4chan in general have some /pol/ tendencies, because this place has always loved to be edgy and that's what's edgy now, and frankly, some of the shit /pol/ says makes sense, but that doesn't mean we all have to be tinfoil hat level conspiracy theorists screaming about the Jewish lizardman plot to fake the Holocaust and take over the moon with interracial porn. I just kind of look at Jews as those mildly unpleasant cheapskates who would sell their own grandmother for a grape rather than some kind of world-dominating cabal of puppetmasters.
>>40883123The Star of Luckiness
>>40883100ironic that willis was a literal no guns with tankie views, nice try though.
>>40866779>1-508Fuck he deserved better
>>40883245I'm Jewish Anon, and in grad-school to become a librarian, a public-service occupation that is about the worst paying master's degree that exists in the U.S. Doing it all for that sweet civil servant salary, since our only concern is money.
>>40881248Carbon monoxide and hydrogen cyanide are like malnutrition and poison, respectively, for the lungs instead of the stomach. You can be slightly malnourished for years and still be in good condition, but poison will still hurt you even if there's only a little. A carbon monoxide chamber with holes in it makes the air in the room slightly thinner: a hydrogen cyanide chamber with a hole in it makes the room outside part of the danger zone.
>>40861543kek, you started it
>>40883763>mfw JIDF is real and /pol/ was right about a thing
>>40883874I'm not defending Judaism, I'm attacking stereotypes here that are largely a result of living in the echo-chamber/circle-jerk that is 4chan. You idiots don't have a clue, when you are completely sure you have it all figured out. Which is pathetic that you dumbasses are so confident in your own ignorance.
>>40864426No women in bars? Amazing.
>>40868405This can't be stated enough
>>40883934>oy vey goyim are so stupid we aren’t like that, jeez goyim are so stupid-literally this person
>>40862272That gif is mindblowing.
>>Jerry's getting uppity
>>40861657the great /k/lankening of 2014. What absolutely fucking hilarious/scary times.
>>40861675Not gonna lie, C&C games have some kicken beats
>>40884244>Specially for small hands
>>40884007He clearly wasn't referring to all non-jews, just /pol/esmokers and their ilk. Nice strawman.
>>40861987>no women in schools>no women in the workplace>need a license to own a woman >your women will be taken away by the state if you commit a crime>government has the power to not let legally own a woman>some women are restricted and/or banned >cannot own a high capacity woman in some states
>>40873973I'm doing a PhD in theoretical neuroscience, ie pretty much all applied high-level math. No need to get all butthurt and insecure about being a blue collar cog, though.
>>40884389What do you think about psychoanalysis, with your concentration on neuroscience and all?
>>40861605Is this worth looking up? I tried Faulty Towers, but it just wasn't for me.
>>40884293good shit anon
>>40884438You don't really have to get too into the weeds with neuroscience to assess it, just ask the empirical question of whether it actually accomplishes the purpose it's intended for. IIRC it's no better at treating depression, anxiety, etc. than simply having someone listen to you for an hour or two a week in any other setting. As far as whether the Freudian model of psychosexual development actually describes anything that is going on in the brain? I've never seen any good evidence of that. Although to be fair, our understanding of motivation/desires is pretty weak compared to other stuff that is going on in the brain. In large part because it's all subcortical and intricately hard-wired in areas like the hypothalamus.
>>40883245>conspiracy theorists screaming about the Jewish lizardman plot to fake the Holocaust and take over the moon with interracial porn.Easy there Sargon.
>>40884590Yes, I'm more interested in Carl Jung myself. Very interesting person. I would say he's more a philosopher of the mind. In any case, I've found personal relevance with his work with regard to my dreams, memories, etc. I find it interesting how Freud's nephew Edward Bernays was able to capitalize on certain aspects of Freudian theory, which may suggest some degree of legitimacy.
>>40883105I read the replies but must have missed it, my bad.
>>40868405Fuck off and go die, pol is still a 4chan user and we should be able to say what the fuck ever.Also I actually like both k and pol.
>>40883934>a result of living in the echo-chamber/circle-jerk that is 4chan.Found the Redditer.
Let us begin
>>40862826its not that hard to read, you're just an illiterate nigger
>>40861554w-will it solve my broken heart? ;-;
>>40862589Fuck off kike
>40862589>/K/guys we gotta stop being this easy to bait
>>40873425>implying slav a boos and gopniks are anything close to the USSR.
>>40873425>i am /k/ and my opinions are representative of the entire board
>>40876238>They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>>40884915Now I'm just confused.
>>40875447They don't put whales in body bags anon