>>40844799Fuck if that is real. Holy Mangoes.
>>40844799>everyone clapped.I actually believe it.
this isn't nearly as crazy but >working as a bagger at a grocery store in a rich neighborhood >one of our regulars is a dude in a suit who happens to carry>one day while I'm sweeping, female bernie sanders comes up to me>panicked whispers "he has a gun!">i look at the guy and say "so?">hfw >she walks off to try and tell someone else>everyone ignores her
>>40844749Coming at you with some fresh stuff. Not soccer mom, but there's nowhere else to post it.>be me 17>working at a chain of feed stores in the midwest>pay is low, but I enjoy working there>working the night shift with a friend of mine>black guy and wife walk up>notice the black guy is carrying>rural enough to not be a problem, but close enough to St. Louis to be a little concerned>shrug it off>ask him standard stuff, 'Hey! How are ya!' Etc.>he's not interested in talking, wife doesn't say anything either>getting awkward, go for broke>What 'cha carrying?>his eyes light up, suddenly cares>oh well, this is my glawk .40, uhh... >literally pulls it out of his holster, finger on the trigger>sorry, not holster>his pocket>muzzle sweeps me while pulling it out>retail panic mode: eyes wide with mandatory smile>issuh... gotta red dot sight innit, gotta extended mag too>oh wow! Cool!>yeah, gotta be careful these days huh?>chuckles to himself>shoves glawk back in his pocket>wife doesnt even react>rest of transaction goes without incidentNot the only retail story with guns I've got. Would be happy to share more.
>>40847826Go for it.
Repost from the last soccermom thread because it got nuked by jannies. My family is pretty liberal and only a few of us own guns. Sometimes at family parties they get going about assault weapons and school shootings and think of the children and etc. They know me as the gun guy I'm our family because I live on a ranch and I use guns for business and fun both. My aunt said no one wants to take away my guns, just all the semi automatic ones. I then mentioned that most modern guns are semi automatic, and that would be taking away most of the guns. She said she was fine with it, and then she got confused when I asserted that she was okay with taking away the guns. She then reminded me that she JUST said that she doesn't want the guns to be taken away, just the semi automatics. She said I don't need a weapon of war since I can always call the police. I mentioned that I live 20 minutes outside of town, and if someone broke into my house, the cops would do me no good, they are too far away. She told me to consider moving if I don't feel safe. I mentioned that I feel very safe, with my guns, on private property. She insisted people like me are the problem, even though I just keep to myself 99% of the time. I have so much more like this, it happens almost every family party since Trump was elected. It's always the same - just a big circlejerk that, fittingly, goes around and around, never getting anywhere. This is urban/suburban Californian attitude now.
>>40847919>never getting anywhereThat's because people are really bad at arguing. Here's one of my favorites--associate gun control with prejudice (which it is)Ask something like: "We agree that it's wrong to discriminate against a black man because we might fear that he's a thug. After all, it would be wrong to label someone just because of their skin color, right". (they will assuredly agree with you).Then you point out: well, isn't gun control doing the exact same thing? Labeling someone a criminal even thought they haven't committed a criminal act?Of course at that point you need to be ready for the "but but that's DIFFERENT" you'll hear in reply. At that point ask them to explain, which they probably can't. Then you can go on associating it with other things that are firmly entrenched in the liberal mindset, like LGBT issues, etc.>>If it's wrong to persecute homosexuals because some of them are child molesters, doesn't the same thing apply to restricting gun ownership?
>>40847964or extend the arugment to other things.>>Why don't we ban computers to stop hackers?>>Why don't we ban cell phones to stop drug dealers and human trafficers?If he/she has a personal interest you can always get that involved too.>>I know that a lot of pet owners beat or otherwise mistreat their pets, and that's horrible, so why don't we make it illegal to own pets?...as usual, expect the "But that's different" reply, and then watch them squirm when they try and explain why.
>>40847936Can you try harder with your bait please?
>>40847919Why is it always family? With me it's my grandma on my dad's side and my mom. My moms more open about it but is still all about muh 'salt rifles! think of the Children! My grandma is way fucking worse. Unsurprisingly they both watch CNN religiously, and call republicans assholes at every chance. I went to visit her when I was younger and we went out for lunch. She always forced us to go to subway. This was when my gun interest first started to manifest so I was probably around 15 or 16, and there was a lady over on the other side of the subway ocing a fairly large revolver. There's not a lot of that considering my state(western oregon) I had to tell my own grandmother to just sit down and eat her sandwich because she wanted to yell at the lady! It's goddamn embarrassing to have to tell your older family member to not harrass people in public.
>>40848140>Why is it always family?What other group of people do you regularly interact with who don't share your personal interests?
as an anti-soccer mom post, I was driving back from the downtown during last summer and saw two kids waking by the side of the road: one had a huge fishing rod with fish on it, and the other an O/U shotty with the action open.Slowed down and told them to be safe and clean the fish with a fillet knife. They said we will mister. The end.
>>40848295That sounds nice
>>40848295you're a good person anongod knows we need more people like you
>>40848497felt real leave it to beaver. Doesn't hurt that it's my hometown and we're all the same families since like the 1640s, so.
>>40848709might be why all the kids look the same and everyone's got one of just a few last names...
>>40847936Bait or youre new
>>40847936Got me for a short while. 6/10 b8
>>40849038Right? Honestly, decent try.
>>40847936>/k/ agrees with common sense gun control Are you on drugs? Even by bait standards this is pathetic.
Nothing crazy but just annoying>Go shooting with friend who came to visit me >Decide after shooting we were gonna hike up a 45 min trail to the top of a smaller sized mountain>Usually strap my 12G to my backpack as I have a few other guns and empty shells/shit to hold onto>Arrive at base of mountain trail.>Parking lot is beside a church >Pull out backpack, take my shotgun off and put it back in the truck>Notice short haired woman in the window of the church glaring at me>Tell my friend>He didn't see her. >Shes no longer in the window>Whatever>Hike to top of the mountain, chill. Then hike back down>Soon was we get to the parking lot see two police SUV's>Cops ask why I have a shotgun blah blah>Give him my paperwork >We went shooting in the woods, also lots of mountain lions>Can see lady talking to other officer>She's pissed off being loud with the officer>Show other officer my shotgun>At this point he's joking around with us >Other officer comes up>Big smile on his face>Asks what kind of gun/if I go hunting blah blah>Tells us to be more careful around this church, and have a nice day>Church is some sort of nut job Christian Church.
>>40844785"And then everyone clapped"
>>40847936B8If not, please remove yourself from this plane of existence.
>>40847998My favorite is the pool argument as far more children die due to house pools than guns>you shouldn’t be able to have a pool without a lifeguard!
Some She-Grug ok, but Rockgame Mother-grugs is terrible. This happen to grug:>be grug>am tribe hunter>come sit by fire with warclub>ugly rockgame mother-grug walk by with berry basket and two youngling grugs too old to still be pick berries>gruginforitnow.cavepainting>"UGH! ARGH! UNGA BUNGA!!!! Is that... WARCLUB?!?!" she-grug cries.>i say yes it warclub, grug is hunter>she-grug say "grug not have warclub, only tribe defender have warclub, hunter grugs not need warclub only sharp rock.">grug explain "tribe chief say all grug can have warclub in case of ape-men attack, no t just tribe defender">Rockball Mother-Grug no listen>"ARGHHH! HELP SHE-GRUG! HUNTER GRUG TRY TO KILL YOUNGLINGS! UNGA BUNGA!">Tribe Defender rush toward grug>What happen? You attacking younglings grug? Where is dead youngling?">Rockgame Mother-grug speak>"This grug have WARCLUB but he not tribe defender grug, him danger to tribe! Give to Chief for slave!">I tell Tribe Defender I hunter grug and chief say all grug can carry warclub when he went on mammoth hunt last week>Defender-grug say he remember. He went on same hunt last week, and he think good idea, in case of ape-man attack, all grug should have warclub>Rockgame Mother-Grug start insult defender, say he have Ape-Man brain. Say Chief also have Ape-Man brain. Say warclub is wrong and all club should be given to long-nose only>Defender-grug grab screeching Rockgame Mother by hair>drag her to chief cave>Warrior grugs beat Rockgame Mother>Chief give Rockgame Mother to Shaman.>Shaman sacrifice her to Storm God>grug face when
>>40847919Damn I'm glad my family isn't this way, even -almost- everyone in my family that lives in Chicago too. Some of them may be dems or fudds that don't believe automatics should be legal but hey they're at least completely against the loss of semis and they wouldn't comply with seizures when the city was going wild back in the early 2000s or so.Except for one.I have a cousin who's in his 50s or so living in Chicago that said he would report me to the FBI for owning an SKS when I sent him a picture over facebook. Didn't know he was some crazy ass liberal at the time.Anyway I went under FBI investigation about a year ago in my last couple months of HS. Strangely enough it came from a tip from someone else the previous year when I didn't own any guns. Really sucked.
>>40844749Anyone who believes this is real is a stone cold idiot.
>>40850336>Say warclub is wrong and all club should be given to long-nose onlykek
>>40848709Jew meme alert
>>40851687We know the stories are fake, you fucking tard. We just enjoy the idea of them. Go play in traffic
>>40844785Did the cops all swarm in and carry him on their shoulders all shouting "You can shoot with us at our range anytime bud!"
>>40847919>step grandmother on dads side>70 years old>always complains about trump durring family gatherings>muh school shootings constantly>always looks at me like i have 8 eyes when i speak up for myself>bragged about blocking her immediate family on Zuckerbook because they said something good about the president
>be me>packin’ up muh fins to go shooting at the range >see neighbor outside>Hey Anon, gonna have a fun morning huh?>bullshit for a bit, go back to grab the shotgun>female neighbor taking out her trash sees me>asks me if I’m gonna go duck hunting >tell her I’m just gonna go do some target shooting that morning>tells me to have fun and be safe>mfwGod bless rural America
>>40847964the problem is that usually they counter with>"but anon, we arent getting rid of guns, just making them harder to get!"which honestly, i get stumped with because i dont want to go full retard and REEE at someone about how every restriction is a violation of the constitution
>>40852118gay, but I hope it's not fake
>>40852682Ask if they support poor people not being able to defend themselves. Every tax or bureaucratic hurdle disproportionately effects the poor, who are the most likely group to be the victims of violent crimes.Watch them squirm.
>>40848140>>40848181Guess I got lucky with my family. Parents bought me my first two guns, regularly go shooting with my dad, and have gone shooting as a family one time, including my brother in law Actually been thinking of getting my sister and brother in law a gun as a house warming gift, just need to talk it over with them about it
Gonna dump some classic pasta. Just bear with me on image quality.
>>40852924And don't forget to point out that black people are more likely to be poor and more likely to have less access to government services (see lib arguments against voter ID).Why do they hate black people?
>>40847826>>40847901Hey if we’re sharing stories about guns in retail one of my former bosses wanted me to defend the stores cash register with a glock one day.
>>40844771This one I can believe.
This my first time lurking /k/ and this shit is the most funny thing i've read in months
>be metisbro>hunting>one night while sleeping I hear cries for help>follow them until I stumble into a crashed car neat the road>soccermom approaches me>"I don't know what brings you out at this time mister but please help my son">oksure.jpg>drag him out>boy of 16, unconscious>lay down gun at the side>mom sees it>"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?">before I even have time to react she grabs the gun and holds it in ny direction>"I'm just helping you ma'am">"ALRIGHT THEN HELP HIM. THIS IS GONNA AT LEAST ACCOUNT FOR SOME OF THE PEOPLE YOU KILLED">whatever.jpg>cpr works on her son>she called the cops in the meantime>I stay there until the cops come, listening to her rant about how my people were barbarians and maybe whites should have killed us all>I'm pissed>safety probably still on but don't take any chances>cops eventually arrive>soccermom goes on rant about how I tried to rape her and kill her boy so she heroically manages to get the gun away from me>stay silent>cops put me under hancuffs but child speaks up>says it's all bullshit and that for the whole time waiting for the cops he hasn't heard one comment about what I did but she heard many about her being racist>she's pissed off>eventually things start turning away from me and into family stuff>turns put soccermom was divorced and son was pissed at her for using lies to block dad's custody in court and force him to stay with her>she tried to use this against his credibility>she sounds more and more like a liar>eventually after a long conversation cops arrest soccermom>got to sue her for handling my gun, threatening me and racism>tfw I managed to get 70,000$ in net reparations after deductions in the process and the dad also sued her for his kid back>she is now in prisonWhites aren't all bad but goddamn I'm happy this bitch is in prison.
>>40844749>at shooting range>Lady with "Can I see your manager" Haircut comesThis won't be good.jpg>She brings in her own handgun and outshoots most othersSoccer moms are fucking terrifying when practicing to protect their kids.
>>40851955unfortunate that 99% of this shit never happened but it's still exciting in an odd way
>be me >active duty army at the time>store guns at friends apartment off post>go over because we going to to range>we start loading guns up into my truck>some lady storms up and asks if those are guns>buddy says yeah because he dgaf>she shouts that only the military should have guns>tell her we are military>grab pc from truck>she just stares at it>her brain must have short circuited>finish packing up guns and drive off with her just standing in the parking lot
>>40851687Hi hello welcome to 4chan>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>40847090I had a similar story when I was working my first job.>be 18 y/o working at dollar store in Oklahoma>Joey is here OCing his 686, Joey is a bit of a cringe neckbeard, but he comes here all the time and is a pretty chill dude>see a California plate pull up to the front of the store, woman in her early 30s gets out>seething in anger that this commie is shitting up my wild west state by simply being here>goes through the store for about 2 minutes before speed walking to the counter>"Thereisamanwithaguninhere" spoken as quickly and quietly as I've ever heard someone speak>"Oh, yeah, he always does that. Don't worry about him.">without a word, the bitch runs to her car and gets on the phone>Joey pays and leaves while this is going on>police come to the store, ask to see the cameras because apparently he was "waving a gun around">as soon as they see Joey on the cameras, they say they don't need anymore>ask if he's in trouble, worried my dude's actually been wanted this whole time>he's not. Cops recognized him immediately as "the guy that just LOOKS like a mass shooter". Gets a lot of "man with a gun" calls on him.>next day, Joey is back at the store. On his way out, I tell him what happened>audibly says fuck and storms out>see him a week later definitely not printing from his new IWB holsterI'm glad he doesn't get bullied by soccer moms anymore.
>>40853230I miss BFG. I hope he's happy.
>>40853750its not a white issue my man its a woman issue
>>40853838the absolute best way to get your woman into carrying. Tell her you can't be there all the time and she needs to learn how to defend your kids. Instant momma-bear mode: activated.
>>40853750>cpr works on her sonThat means he probably didn't need it. It's not for unconsciousness, it's for pnb dudes and airway obstructions that result in unconsciousness. One's hyper-specific, and the other is almost always going to require defibrillation for any effect.>tfw I managed to get 70,000$Of course that's assuming it's real at all.
>>40853750Metisbro?Sorry for being a newfag.
>>40847919It must hurt having legitimate retarded family members, not even joking. This is straight up one of those conversations were someone ignores everything you say so he/she can go along with their little pre-planned speech. Does she by any chance also have some nasty personality disorder?
>>40856155Métis are Canadian mixed native/whites
About a year ago I moved and ran into a lesser powered version, I will call tee-ball mom (doesn't directly confront but uses power to get her way). Moved from a semui-rural area to a townhouse (it was 15 minutes from work instead of an hour).>Be me>Recently moved to townhouse>Be quiet and not in the face of neighbors>One day get the itch>Want to go shooting>Load up car and go shooting>See one of my neighbors there>Apparently a couple of them are gun owners>Come back>Unloading car>Neighbor sees ammo box>Engages tee-ball mom mode>"You can have those here">"Sorry, but I am not hurting anyone">"Doesn't matter you are not allowed to have them">She shuffles her "dog" (some toy thing that could break 20lbs) back into her place>Few weeks later>Get notice from HOA board>Fined $25 for violation of HOA agreement>Finally break down and read HOA (stupid me for not doing right away).>Nothing about guns at all>Go to next HOA meeting>Practically nobody there>But guess who is on the board>Guess who pushed through a change to the HOA agreement at the last meeting>Well two can play this game>Get together with gun owning neighbors>Form collation>Run for HOA Board as a group during next election>Our group holds 4 out of 5 seats>She manages to hold her spot (she has multiple votes for board members since she "owns" multiple places)>Guess what happened to that gun rule she pushed through though>Yup goneThe only other change we made as a group was to create an official "neighborhood watch" which required mandatory gun ownership and practice time.
>>40856333>HOAI'm very sorry.
>>40856333>HOA I don't get it, couldn't you just refuse to pay? Will they evict you or something?
>>40850336and then storm god clapped
>>40856406>I'm very sorryDon't be, since I am now the treasurer (I get a $100 month stipend for services as the most active board member), I not only am the one who handles the books, I was able to leverage my firm to do the non-profit tax return (if it wasn't obvious I am an accountant).>>40856423>couldn't you just refuse to payWhile they can't force me to leave, they could cut me off from services provided. Things like plowing and shoveling, mowing, pool, gym, landscaping, ect. If I don't keep some of that up on my own, I can then be legit fined via township ordinances.
>>40856114You still need to administer it if you have the training
>>40856719Did the unconscious kid have a palpable pulse? If so, you probably shouldn't be administering CPR.
>>40854144I always read that as autistic works of fictionEither way works
>>40856577no no, it's all in the fine print of your HoA. Some of them absolutely can put a lien on your house and then kick you out for consistent violations. Its why I tell EVERYONE who deals with HoAs - get them read by a contract/real estate attorney. Some of them are real fucking crazy.
>>40856766No, I had my training
>>40852018Do you think it’s possible for a well-tempered, financially (and otherwise) responsible nigger like me to enjoy life working, socializing and being a responsible gun owner in a rural part of the county like a small town or something? I fucking hate the city
>>40856803What exactly does your training say about CPR, Anon?
>>40856999CPR SAVE LIVEs CPR SAVES LIVECHEST COMPRESSIONSCHEST COMPRESSIONsCHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONSKEEP FUCKING DOING CHEST COMPRESSIONS UNTIL YOU PASS OUT YOU FUCKING LIMPNWRISTED KEK HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER CRACK SOME FUCKING RIBSokay the EMS is here stop and let them hook up the robo rib cracker.
>>40856865yeah, start off by not calling your self a nigger and get a good wife.
>>40856865>well-tempered, financially and otherwise responsibleYou are, by definition, not a nigger. You are a black guy. Black guys are generally welcome in rural areas, especially if they're also gunbros. Get a Confederate flag while you're at it just to make leftists lose their shit.
>>40856865Nigger is a state of mind. If you're really a nigger then fuck off, if you're just brown then you're probably fine.
>>40856999Do it on any individual that needs reanimating, easy to break ribs. Consent is automatic once the person is unconscious. Then if it works (which usually it doesn't) still call the ambulance or bring victim into hospital.
>>40857353It's not supposed to "work", its supposed to keep blood flowing to the brain long enough for paramedics to arrive and administer adrenaline/shock if they're in vfib so when they come to in the hospital they're not a vegetable
>>40856865Believe it or not, the vast majority of rural people won't actually have a problem with you if you don't act like a nigger.
>>40857026>robo rib crackermade me kek
>>40853275What a shitty way to cut relationships with your own mother. This would never happened if women stayed in the kitchen
>>40857026>>40857353>>40857475>be EMS>respond to accident>cops haven't gotten on scene yet>traffic is blocked anyways>see mustang with yellow flashers and a bully bar pulled across the lane>thin blue line sticker on the bumper>walk past it to the fender bender up ahead>large American man in crossdraw vest with "SECURITY" across the back is repeatedly shoving one of the drivers into his chair while the driver yells at him to stop>driver has a tourniquet on every extremity>Good Samaritan looks at us as we approach>"Glad you got here, this one is in real bad shape. First ten seconds of CPR got his heart going again, but I figured I'd keep it up just to be safe.">we take over, check for injuries>he has none>limbs hurt like hell though>bystander hangs around until we thank him for his service
>>40847919Urban californian here.your family sucks.
>>40854041This one always warms my heart, 10/10 quality
>>40844805What a good dad
>>40856865Blacks that are not trashy and don’t flirt with white women are completely fine. Most rural people are under the “nigger does not necessarily equal black man” mentality. You may get a stink eye from older folks, but they don’t hate you as a person. They’re just worried the ghetto caravan is coming to their neighborhood.
>>40849130What was it?
>>40856184>It must hurt having legitimate retarded family members, not even joking.It does hurt, because we used to be super close, and there is definitely some resentment underneath the surface now. >Does she by any chance also have some nasty personality disorder?Not really, my aunt used to be my favorite person in my entire extended family. She was my cool punk rock aunt, taking us to rock concerts and generally being fun. Basically my version of the cool wine aunt meme. Ever since Trump was elected though, she has been my perpetually-hurt feelings, sensitive aunty. Completely different person, it's insane. She even used to come visit me at the ranch, and while she didn't like my guns, she never seemed to really care about them. Sucks >>40857737>Urban californian hereSup nigger. You're right, they mostly suck.
>>40844749>go about day normally paranoid as fuckConfirmed for /k/
>>40847919White city dwellers tend to be severely out of touch with reality which contributes with their lines of thinking.
>>40856865be self segregated. dont fuck whitey. be prepared to be the town monkey
>>40856865Well-behaved blacks are unicorns for white people. From The Talk: Nonblack Version:(13) In that pool of forty million, there are nonetheless many intelligent and well-socialized blacks. (I’ll use IWSB as an ad hoc abbreviation.) You should consciously seek opportunities to make friends with IWSBs. In addition to the ordinary pleasures of friendship, you will gain an amulet against potentially career-destroying accusations of prejudice.(14) Be aware, however, that there is an issue of supply and demand here. Demand comes from organizations and businesses keen to display racial propriety by employing IWSBs, especially in positions at the interface with the general public” corporate sales reps, TV news presenters, press officers for government agencies, etc.” with corresponding depletion in less visible positions. There is also strong private demand from middle- and upper-class whites for personal bonds with IWSBs, for reasons given in the previous paragraph and also (next paragraph) as status markers.(15) Unfortunately the demand is greater than the supply, so IWSBs are something of a luxury good, like antique furniture or corporate jets: boasted of by upper-class whites and wealthy organizations, coveted by the less prosperous. To be an IWSB in present-day US society is a height of felicity rarely before attained by any group of human beings in history. Try to curb your envy: it will be taken as prejudice (see paragraph 13).
>>40847964The racist roots of gun control work best here. Ask them why they think there is a LEO signoff requirement for so many CCWs. It's so Rosco P. Coltrane can make sure that James Wilson is an upstanding white feller, instead of a sneakily named coon*. *Using the word coon may not help your argument
>>40856865you can start by not hating yourself. reality is of course>nigger is a state of mindand as such there are many different species of niggers including but not limited to specimens such as wiggers/sandniggers/chinksingeneral/pooniggers/gopniks/gypsies/arg and gq posters/tripfags etc.you get the point
>>40847998Here it's good to mention that some "gun safety experts" think that we should license individuals to use firearms. Tell them that you agree and then start pointing out all of the ways licensing would actually be better than the status quo in most states. The comparisons are really illuminating.
>>40856865Contrary to what this website will try to perpetuate, black=/=niggerGet guns, get other responsible blacks to get guns, and help change the view on gun control for and by black people.
>>40844785I want to believe
>>40854107Reminds me of a video I saw where the cops were pulling this dude out of a car and hes screaming "help, someone call the police" and you can hear one of the cops say something like "sir we are the police." I laugh every time.
>>40856930>>40857112>>40857286>>40857324>>40857505>>40857900>>40858097>>40858149>>40858245>>40858310Thanks for the advice anons. I’m just so sick of living in the city and being surrounded by shitlibs, basedboys and just people that want to take my rights away along with the fact that the food is either gay hipster shit or processed to shit and the constant hustle and bustle of daily life. I can’t stand it. I only realized how unbearable it was when I went to a range on a national park near my college and I realized how amazing it would be to go hunting and fishing and just live there. I mean, I would probably have to drive 1 or 2 hours to the cuty but at least it’s only temporary exposure to that bullshit instead of a constant influx of it. I honestly wouldn’t even mind if I just lived in a small town near the woods or something. I literally want to live life as nature intended , not this bullshit modern existence.
>>40850336Rock/rock grugpostBasalt and redberried
>>40859329his /k/omando spirit has awoken brothers, welcome to the innawoods murder hobos of /k/
>>40859469Praise to the /k/ube!
>>40853750Antigun retardery transcends racial boundaries. White soccermoms are pretty bad though. California is worse.
>>40853212I hope anon turned gay for his gay-coworker, i know i would
>>40854041God damn, now I want a buddy to provide CAS when I'm hunting.
>>40856865Absolutely. Be a black man, not a nigger.
>>40844785>everyone started clappingthis is why people make fun of americans
>>40856719No duty to administer here.What kind of socialist hellhole do you live in?
>>40856865why are you calling yourself a nigger then going onto say you're basically a normal human?
>>40859329based and redpilled
>>40859329Good luck, anon. Remember, vote for progun candidates.
>>40856790One of the other collation board members is a lawyer (half the whole place is varying levels of professionals). He explained when this whole thing went down that the only way a lien could be placed on my property was if I didn't pay universal fees and assessments or late penalties directly caused by them (so my fine didn't count for a lien by state law). I could be as shitty a neighbor as I wanted but as long as my direct HOA fees are paid, they can't touch me. They could though apply payments toward the fines first unless directly specified otherwise. All kind of a moot thing since I didn't intend to be a jerk of a neighbor. I also really enjoy not having to deal with all the fluffy white bullshit that falls from the sky anymore.
>>40856333>required mandatory gun ownershipI was actually buying it up to this point
>>40860238Neighborhood watch members only. It was an extra Fuck You to the tee-ball mom because she apparently tried to create a neighborhood watch before I moved here. We don't expect it to last but it costs absolutely no money.
>>40848295what's the significance of a fillet knife
>>40860292oh, that makes slightly more sense. still fake tho
>>40856865Im the guy you replied to, Im not huwite I'm a spic, just get to know the people in your community and help them out when they are in need and they'll accept you, also NOT acting like a complete coon will help
>>40856406eh, there are good and bad ones, really just depends on the people involved
>>40860306If they use a bread knife or a steak knife they will ruin the fish and probably cut themselves.
>>40860374ohi just use a chefs knife, just seems odd to randomly tell some kid with a fish to use a specific kind of knife
>>40853240>doesnt take the time to explain the will of Allah to the kid.The opposite of baste
>>40844749Itt. things that never happened
>>40853275If only florida was still based
>>40852682Use the analogy of banning islam.It would stop future bombings, it wouldn't violate the 1st amendment (by their logic) because it's not banning ALL religion, and hey think of the children right?It's the perfect squirm inducing analogy
>>40856865Act like a black man and not a nigger.
>>40853317Obviously fake but gave me a kek
>>40853750Metis? Manitoba or Saskatchewan?I'm a Quebecfag and half my family is from Manitoba, maybe I got some Metis blood. My dad's also 1/8 native or whatever.Doesn't change much though, I don't know shit about native American or Metis culture besides them getting fucked by John A. McDonald. Honestly, fuck that guy. Riel did nothing wrong.
>>40848295My papa tells me stories that when his generation were growing up, they had .22 rifles as the youth fad. Boys would trade, brag, display, and shoot random woodland critters, talk about reliability and accuracy and then live fire away all the bragging claims they gave.
>>40853230I need more BFG ;_;
>>40853230i miss him bros
>>40847826>close enough to st louisAt least you're not in St. Louis.
>>40863511Natives and native mutts should all be given starlight tours.
>>40850336Ay Tone, this cave guy is BASED
>>40863511My dad comes from Manitoba but he moved to Ottawa so I grew up there
>>40860220I would never purchase property that was subject to an HOA. Luckily around here in New England they are pretty much unheard of outside of condos and apartments. My buddy just bought a house in North Carolina and told me it was a challenge to find one they was not part of an HOA. My father lives in Arizona and says the HOAs and their rules keep the white trash and Mexicans out of the neighborhood which is a fair point, but still not worth the bullshit rules in my opinion.
>>40852682"We're not getting rid of abortion. Just making it harder to get. And instituting need based restrictions on it. Think of the children."
>>40844799>nice dubsan alright story, but a bit out there
>>40847090This is the most believable one. Not saying the others are fake but this is the easiest to grasp without cinematic direction
>>40869024>doesn't have a chance of winningSorry, but it all depends on the lawyer.Best of luck, tho.
>>40868877That part that makes me want to believe is the fact that anon admitted to being fucked up by a soccor mom so bad it permantently messed up his ability to walk
>>40859787Well, seeing as you live in Europe or Canada, basically faggot-america. You must take a lot of shit.
>>40844785Thing is I can see Texans doing this
>>40844799it should be standard that stories where someone fucking dies needs a news article>>40847090was this in florida by chance?
>>40844763Oh fugg that reminds me of how my mother killed her 2 cats>at home>mother wants to support her fudd version of 2nd amendment>"only I have the right to bear arms since I'm special">buys a taurus fuddy five>mother asks me how to strip and clean it>go through process and bond as family>mother is too weak to load mags>asks me to do it for her>oblige>while I was doing that she placed a round directly into the chamber>pulls trigger>her cats were best friends, they were almost always on top of each other>bullet passes clean through both of them>collateralWant to know how I got a free taurus?
In my area there's tons of people with land and as such, lots of people with pests they want gone. I capitalized on that in my younger years, so just about every day in the spring and summer people hire me to kill raccoons, squirrels, coyotes, bobcats, etc. and I live off of that money until the next year>be 19>man I knew since I was a kid wants to hire me to shoot the shit out of his skunk problem>he's newly married, wants to invite me in for dinner to meet the new family before I get down to business>introduces me to his wife, says "she's from the big city">kind of a novelty, don't think much of it>have small talk over dinner>wife says "I hear you get rid of pests">asks me how I do it>"I just shoot the pests then get rid of the bodies">goes pale>she thought that "get rid of" meant I walk over there, pick up the skunk, and move it to a new home>she's silent for the rest of the meal>dinner ends, time for me to get down to business>guy is chill, lets me shoot off of his balcony>before I take the first shot get thrown to the side>wife is going ballistic>picks up rifle and breaks it in half>airshit plastic everywhere>tries to step over to me to break part of the obliterated rifle over my head>screw or something from rifle stabs her in her bare foot>screams>guy hears scream, rushes upstairs to room that balcony comes off of>NDs a slug into ceiling fan>wife shrieks more>grabs wife, points gun at me>asks what I did to her>"He was gonna kill my babies">she's been secretly feeding the skunks>that's why there's an infestation>guy apologizes to me for the trouble>buys me new pellet gun a week later>divorced her after a year of growing the skunk horde>pay day was nice
>be inna tractor supply>carrying muh Glock 22>wanna grab dog food>have to bend over to pick it up>hear "hello, police? there's a man carrying a grenade in tractor supply">woman around my age holding her phone up to her ear>has a mischievous smile>didn't actually call the cops, she didn't know how to break the ice and used that>start dating after a whileI'm about to wife her, wish me luck
>>40853317>shouts heil Hitler in EnglishWut?
>>40879551That’s a very interesting way of breaking the ice, congratulations btw
>>40844799Could it be?
>>40851955>>40854144>>40857517So, jacking off to some pathetic persecution complex? Sorry for getting you guys so wrong!
>>40851669>FBI investigation How long ago was this? What happened?
>>40863590Wholesome>everyone brags>everyone shoots like shit
>>40853750Believe me dude, im as /pol/ as it gets. I lived the skinhead life for 16+ years and i would gladly buy you a beer. Im starting to hate my own race. Theyre caucasians, not white people. No sense of pride or self-responsibility. I hate it.
>>40848295>one had a huge fishing rod with fish on it,We don't NEED high capacity fishing rods.
>>40853317I lost it at mentioning trying to pay in Rubles.
>>40844785>everyone clapped>TexasMaybe he's telling the truth
>>40881443No doubt in my mind.
>be in police academy>go to the store after my long day to get beer and a few snacks>have my uniform and duty belt on. >I have my "blue gun" in my holster.>it's obviously fake.>older lady in huge thick rimmed glasses is looking at wine behind me>I am just admiring a 12 pack of PBR. (My DNA and I were having an argument over Pabst or Guiness.)>"IS THAT A GUN">"Wh-">"GUN">"Ma'am I-">"GUUUUN">she runs away.>some trucker guy is just smiling at me holding a case of Bud Lite>"Well this should be fun.">he just makes the "LOL" face and walks off.>I am soon met by an instructor of my academy. He's on duty. He works part time as loss prevention>"ANON THERE'S A GUY WITH A GUN FOLLOW ME!">"Sir. I'm the guy with the gun sir. (Pointing at my blue gun.)>"Dammit Anon...people are fucking retarded. Leave that shit in your car.">He goes and finds the lady>tells her she's "sadly mistaken.">she says I should be fired for causing her mental harm.>he looks at me, in the checkout line>"ANON...YOU'RE FIRED!">"Yes sir!"
>>40856865I don't care if you were in a suit I'd still shoot you if I saw you on my property
>>40844785I like when these stories are mostly believable, but it's just fucking hard to say that when they end with everyone clapping.
>>40856577That some fucking A grade bullshit its your house and land nobody should have a say in how you use it. HOA sounds like a racket anyways.
>>40879551Post pics of the chick with timestamp or this didn't happen.
Damn this thread is still going strong
>>40880914this, namedropping leddit boards should be an instaban
>>40844749That's bullshit but I believe it
>>40847919But Anon! Orange Man is BAD don't you get it it!Now hand in your thousands of dollars of personally owned property without compensation goy!
I wish the /k/ greentexts people choose to save and distribute had some semblance of realism to them
>>40879551>glocknadeyou did good anon
Not a soccer mom story but close>Nephew lives with me because my sister is a drunk cunt>I'm called into his school because he got into a fight with another kid>off campus on the weekend at another kid's birthday party>school wants to suspend him for something that is out of their jurisdiction>I dont know about the rest of you but I absolutely hated the cunt teachers I had growing up who tried to control my life>I vehemently oppose it and tell them they have no right>the assistant principal tells me they have every right because it involves two of their students>ask them what about the other student will he get punished too?>No because he came to them first>tell them this is an outrage and I wont complywith the suspension and I will bring him to school and make him attend class>they tell me if he steps foot on school grounds during the suspension he will be expelled>cunt counselor gives him a week long suspension>nephew tells me it was only supposed to be a three day suspension but that cunt doubled it because I talked back to her>spend week with nephew>take him to work>take him to the gun range>teach him to shoot a gun>he posts a picture of himself holding an ar on social media>the day when the suspension is over he's arrested by in school police>have to drive 20 miles from work to bail him out>the whole school is on lockdown>I'm sitting in a conference room with the cunt counselor, principal, vice principal, two teachers, school cops and a detective>apparently the school monitors the students social media too and alerted the police when he posted that picture on insta>I spend half an hour getting berated by the faculty and having two cops standing behind me trying to intimidate me>this time I dont relent>I make it clear to them that my nephew did nothing wrong, he had every right to post that picture and the school has no right to violate students privacy by checking their social media pagescont>>>
>>40885674this done better end with legal action, or I will assert until the end of time that it is all complete and utter bullshit
>>40885674>The detective gets all pissy and starts telling me that I dont care about student safety and berating me too for allowing my nephew to post such irresponsible content on social media>tell him no the school has no right to get involved in the students personal life at all and what he does in his own free time is none of their business>detective asks me if I have a gun>I ask him; do you>he gets visibly upset and replies for work yes>I tell him I dont need a reason to own guns>he begins to play good cop and tells me that people dont feel safe with such violent content>I till him I dont feel safe having two guys standing behind me breathing down my neck>The principal tells me to remove the gun pictures or my nephew will be expelled>tell them no and if you expel him I will get the best lawyers the gun industry can get me and probably take this to the supreme court>after that the principal orders my nephew to be uncuffed and to go back to class>He was on the verge of tears>I tell my nephew what exactly happened and to not back done and never be apologetic but dont start shit because the staff in this school are looking for a reason to expel you>Now whenever my nephew has a troublesome teacher he just posts a picture of himself holding one of my guns
>>40885748Also this>in walmart>run into cunt counselor at the sporting goods section>this was a couple months after the incident>she's talking to her husband about how they cant believe walmart still sells guns after all that's happened>walk right past them ask to see the scariest looking ar(back when walmart sold ar-15s)>pick it up shoulder it>ask if they have anything in a larger caliber>thank the clerk>walk away without acknowledging the cunts>hear her mutter to her husband>I cant believe he did that, how could he do that>nephew comes home from school the next day and tells me his counselor was asking about me if I'd shown any mental instability, rage issues or if I ever threatened him or anyone
>>40878780HELL YES...... I so wish this shit had been my Ex.My son is 23 now, getting pussy in college and the Ex is living in her sister's basement.I am happily married to an Alabama girl that likes my guns.Well, we are both older now..She still fucks like a college girl though.
This actually just happened to me and my friends>be me, living with childhood best friends in CO>all /k/ommandos>there is a 4th roommate>he is a huge faggot, absolute lefty cuck>his father comes to stay with us>we are all in the kitchen, with our guns out finger fucking them because one of us just bought a cheapo Kahr subcompact>plenty of dry firing going on>the 4th and his father come walking in>father says "my daddy taught me never to press a trigger">all of us cringe with rifles in our hands, explain how its actually usually mechanically safe for the gun, totally ignoring that's not what he meant>says nothing else>they go out to eat>4th roommate comes back, bugged out eyes at me>its all your fault anon, my dad thinks im dangerous and is leaving to go back to NY TONIGHT (see?)>damn dude>we dont care>he gets a hotel room>never goes>he ends up not leaving because of the blizzard that was happening here>he is still here in my home, tonightI relayed this story to my mother, also a New Yorker, and she said he could go fuck himself - and that guns were rad. She went up a notch in my book.Tonight I asked him if he wanted to play a board game with us, and he said "absolutely not". Man is a faggot.
>>40885929Ask him what his Grinder account profile is?Tell him you don't feel safe with his hostility and negative waves.Got some old soda bottles, toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil laying around?I would set one off...... Put an inch of cleaner in a bottle, add small shreds of foil, close bottle and toss out window.Big boom in about 2 minutes or so.
^shoo shoo FBI
>move in with new roommate inna beachside condo>because weird circumstances we live there for free for 5 months>buy a gun while I'm there>5 months later>have to move back in with mother>don't tell her about new rifle>she's really antigun>start moving my shit into my room>mother notices rifle, doesn't give a fuck>"if you know how to use it then I have no problems">respect stat increased
>>40853317Does "Heil Hitler" sound different in Kraut or in Russian?
>>40885748>>40885674Based uncle. Wish I had a father figure like you during my formative years.
>>40844799it's stupid enough to be real
>>40885929North or South Anon? I need some /k/ommando friends I'm surrounded by commies
>>40878780Damn, this one got me right in the feels. I'm glad it had a happy ending. My eyes are misty.
>>40844799>liberal phaseYou know, I was always uncomfortable to admit I went through that too.Nice to hear I'm not the only one.I'm glad I found you guys.
>>40886710Yeah. I too had a moment when I advocated for "reasonable gun control laws"Surprising what a few visits to the range and some talks with a competent gun owner can do.
>>40886249>Be me.>Parents hate guns>Hate old guns especially>They are racist and used by Nazis or others. apparently.>Mfw when they don't know i have guns. (I learned this all after I bought my first)>Mfw when all I have is Milsurp.>Mfw when my first gun was a Type-99 arisaka>My mom thinks all Japs are facist and evil, and I'm not allowed to watch anime in this house.>mfw I watch anime>And we were watching movies, she said something about a martini henry, that it was evil symbol of racism>Mfw my favorite gun is my MKII martini henry.kek, I hope I don't have to post the results of them finding out.
>>40853750This didn't happen, the only true part is that we actually should have killed all of you
>>40844785They sure clapped didn't they
>>40869316Don't wanna be that guy but that post was from 6 years ago, the lawsuits already happened
>>40886710Almost every single teenager goes through one. Liberalism is part of that whiny counter culture phase, unfortunately some people never grow out of it.
>>40886870These are some retarded lies
>>40887325It's in Texas, so probably yes, they did clap
>>40886710Same here. Even voted for Bernie. wtf was wrong with me
>>40886870Nice job outting yourself as underage, faggot. Come back when you turn 18 and can legally post your boipussi
>>40853750>ALRIGHT THEN HELP HIM. THIS IS GONNA AT LEAST ACCOUNT FOR SOME OF THE PEOPLE YOU KILLEDyea, this is how human beings speak my fellow person
>>40856406The HOA's are a necessary evil. They keep the niggers from moving in.
Not much but something.>Finally convince brother to abandon consoles and get a PC>Show him Logical Increments and shit>after weeks of waffling he finally gets the parts together>he is completely new to all of this, I only know the basics, we work together to build it>get nearly finished but run into problem during test boot, reboots every 10 seconds for some reason>girl he's seeing or whatever shows up>says she wants to help>helping apparently means standing there on her phone while repeatedly saying she's confused and this is frustrating without actually doing anything>fuck it, let's take a break>she sits down at desk next to open desktop tower>I take off my hoodie, SP101 on my waist now visible>she sees it>loudly exclaims "oh what the fuck is that a gun" while trying to back up>trying to back up>while sitting against a desk>just gets halfway out of her chair before just kind of falling against the desk>desktop tower comes tumbling to the floor>brother jumps up, yells "what the fuck did you do!?" at her>she stumbles her way back to her feet, phone still in hand, stammering about my carry piece>brother yells at her to be more careful along with a lot of swear words>eventually he sees the tower has a big crack in it, some components look visibly fucked up>"OH JESUS FUCK YOU FUCKING BROKE IT">she blames me for startling her>I remember vase-anon >>40868478>say "You just fucked up like $3000 worth of computer parts">brother paid less than $1k but he quickly catches on>she starts to panic, tries to pick it back up, fumbles it, can hear plastic cracking from the couch>brother says "You know you're paying for this shit">she blames me again, gets mad, throws her phone at me >tell her I'm gonna call the copsLong story short, turns out she was on probation or something and had a drug problem we didn't know about so she agreed to pay in installments. She got halfway through paying before she got arrested for assaulting some guy at a bar.
>>40858082Could be private security
>>40887389Time is convoluted, and relations shift and obscure.
>>40844785Anywhere other than texas and I'd call bullshit, but if the story was any different I wouldn't have believed it was in texas
>>40844805Fucking bitch I would've dumped her on the spot if she tried to get me to sell 30 guns
>>40888688You say that like soccermoms are actually human
>>40888939Anon, what the hell.She broke a thing by accident, not because of an ill will towards you or your brother. It's entirely fair to have her pay for that, sure. But why would you jew her over and triple the price? Why would your brother go along with it?What kind of relationship did they have if they can't trust each other not to lie and extort money at the drop of a PC?
>>40889258Future grabbers who destroy property due to stupidity/negligence deserve to be jew'd out of money
>>40889282Shit happens. Everyone destroys property be negligence from time to time. It's a thing that can be handled without chimpouts.And she did nothing to be called a grabber. Just got startled for a moment, which is normal for people who didn't grow around guns. The one from the vase greentext? Sure, she deserved to lose money by being a massive cunt.But that one is just not right.
>>40889282This, if she was smart enough to ask for proof of value of the parts she would have been smart enough to not break it in the first place by overreacting.
>>40889492>sees gun>immediately moves away>while sitting on a table>after knocking PC over she still focuses on the gun>when told she has to replace it she throws her phone>blames the OP at least 3 times for simply carrying a gunShe's a future grabber, or not very bright
>>40889493The fact she is stupid doesn't make OP's fraud justified.Being stupid is not morally reprehensible.>>40889511>after knocking PC over she still focuses on the gunPanicking person focuses on the object which caused panic in the first place. Shocking.>blames the OP at least 3 times for simply carrying a gunI don't know that blaming entailed. If it was "I'm not going to pay, he is at fault so he should compensate you for broken parts", then she is a shit. If it was just a statement that "He startled me", than it's the truth. As long as she agrees that, ultimately, it's her responsibility, I can't blame her for that. And given that she paid in the end, that's the case.>she throws her phoneThat was shit of her, but that came afterwards.OP would have jewed her regardless of that, so it doesn't defend him in the slightest.
>>40889258I was thinking that the PC probably wasn't completely borked and if I made it sound a lot more expensive than it was she would be willing to pay for any of the parts that actually needed to be replaced. Then she threw her phone at me and I decided she could eat shit for all I care.
>>40869024The fuck did she think would happen? Was she expecting it to not snap once all that tension was released?
>>40849756Hit em with the "sell your cloak and buy a sword"
>>40889962>>40889969If you really did not intend to hustle her before she became aggressive, I guess it's understandable.Sorry for thinking so low of you.
>>40879551Thats wife material right there. Proud of you.
>>40890096It's okay, I'm petty and prone to doing things to people that they don't deserve if I don't like them.
>>40856865dont live around whites, i suppose. probably generally good advice for non-whites. wont have any issues if you dont ever see them
>>40888857That is why I already have most of my Father's collection.Too bad he raised a Communist.The Daughter deserves to get raped and killed by an illegal immigrant farm hand.I am being serious.I also have a daughter of my own and a step daughter. They are both street smart enough to know that you need protection even if you live in a castle.Step daughter learned a tough lesson after she moved in with a BF at age 18 over our objections and warnings on the likely outcome. Wigger BF kept bad company.She hates thugs now of course and is popping out her first of many white babies.Her husband and I practice regularly.I think she hates thugs more than him.Some people have to learn the hard way.
>>40886870>Underage20, living at home because no rent.>LiesHere is a pic of my arisaka
>>40887506>>40887674This >>40890959was meant for you fags.And here is my Berreta 92s.
>>40881498Man I wish I didn't live in Europiss-stain, maybe I could buy tens of nuggets and hundreds of thousands of rounds too.
>>40847090Publix nigger detected
>>40889258>Why would you extort a woman who would celebrate your death over gun controlHmm
>>40890522>step daughter>dates wiggerwhoops looks like you’re trash too lol
>>40847919Why do you keep going?
>>40894520that greentext shouldn't be legal
>>40853221PLEASE BE REAL
>>40847998Banning cell phones would unironically save more lives than banning guns.
>>40853230>tfw no beautiful blind GF
>>40853695get ya SKS and Moist Nugget QUICK
>>40859469we've taken yet another. congrats
>>40887481is it bad i just never really went through that? i grew up around guns and video games and that just made me skip the liberal shit and say "guns are cool, and i think we should have them"
>>40888171 RIP I'm in boulder (fml) I grew up in crock tho
>>40892907regrettably nuggets are a lot rarer and more expensive now. you should totally come to america and start a family in a small town though.
>>40881498Peace and free trade with Russia when?
>>40853221>65 YearsYeah fucking right for those charges.
>>40854041>described as "a bunch of pissed off faggots covered in paint"
>>40852118I actually worked with a really flamboyant fag that oc'd a 1911 and one day a lady started yelling at home for carrying a gun out in the open when there's a school 5 blocks away. So he just looked at her dead in the eyes and said "sweety, I ain't gonna let anyone tell me how I defend my sexuality. And if you got a problem with a faggot with a gun you can call the police while I call the news about a bigot that wants gays to die." She left without saying anything, it was quite amazing.
>>40857505This, one of my favorite neighbors as a kid was a black Vietnam vet with a bunch of guns, died of a heart condition a few years back. God only knows what happened to his collection, shame I couldn't grab it.
>>40885674>>40885748You should sue regardless. The Supreme Court held in Morse v Frederick that freedom of speech is 100% allowed for minors not at school or at a school function. You can sue them twice, once for the initial suspension and a second time for false imprisonment. This could literally land you a six figure settlement
>>40886710Yeah I was a socialist but admittedly it was half ironic because le USSR memes that I still enjoy. I did want Bernie to win though but got redpilled before the general election. That being said, I was always super pro gun, even when I was a lefty
>>40888857I doubt this actually happened but I would have killed her
>>40844799Steel toes save the day
>>40885674>>40885748>>40885816Fucking based, fuck shitty self important teachers
>>40896681Well alright then.OCing FlamboGay ftw, I reckon
>>40850336Fantastic Grugpost, 10/10
>>40859811He's a leaf
>>40879551So was it just an inside joke or does she carry a 1911?Either way, she sounds based.
>>40879551And then all the bags of feed started clapping
>>40893374How would you have single parents dealt with by society? Obviously not the majority, who are dumb sluts. I am asking about those who are single because of a death. Is remarrying not the best option? Children still need fathers, and women still need men. As "cuckish" as it seems to raise another man's child, I would be fine raising another man's children alongside my own (though not as equally my children, but with respect and discipline nonetheless), if I felt it to be right.If you died, would you want your children to be raised by a single woman/the state?