I just want a saber kill, what branch should I join?
>>40262347If you need to ask permission, you don't deserve a saber.
What is the average age of this board?
>>40262378grown ups by age if that answers your question>>40262347infantry? 99.5% of jobs never include the chance to kill tho. you sick bastard
>>40262378>Day /k/ - 12>Night /k/ - 36
Not very many, unfortunately OP. It’s extra weight, cumbersome, it’s not particularly effective at killing compared to almost any conventional firearm, and lastly its bad PR. No western army wants front page news of some hillbilly stabbing poor potential doctors with a sword. I guess if you REALLY wanted to, you could just bring it along (presuming you had the space) and just hope none important catches you with it, though chances are slim to none.
>>40262528Where's the glory in that?
>>40262385>99.5% of jobs never include the chance to killlame
>>40262347>>40262543>>40262550These are all officers fyi
>>40262347ISIS let's you get all the melee kills you want.
>>40262557Well, that narrows it down.
Doesn’t the USMC still allow a sword? Along with a cape (boat cloak) and pith helmet. It’s obscure but I believe they’re all still technically within uniform regulations.
>>40262621Based. Are those Finns?
>>40262660yesyou can tell by the little blue thing on their hats
>>40262660Estonians (A.K.A. the poor man's Finns).
>>40262673>>40262672mayb i am wrong
>>40262378Implying this isn't a valid question ...> Which US Military Sword Would You Take Into Battle?https://taskandpurpose.com/us-military-sword-take-battle
>>40262611>Doesn’t the USMC still allow a sword?They do, for ceremonial purposes.
>>40262762Now pair it with the cape and you’re operating on a whole new level
>>40262347Keep in mind the sabre is an officer's weapon. Side note, it's sad Japan's SDF doesn't have them in any of their branches. Not even a court sword for their dress uniform.
>>40262876They took the memes too far the last time, it's bad optics.
>>40263114Fucking Japs ruined a good thing for everyone.
>>40262621>>40262762Not gonna lie that's a pretty nice aesthetic
>>40263114I love beheadings especially ones that are done in one clean stroke. Very bushido way to go and relatively quick if the swordsman is good.
>>40262808I will never forget the LCpl who wore that to the ball
U.S Army Cavalry is probably your best bet.
>>40265566Checked. Did he get laid?
>>40265547>I love beheadingstotal internet wannbe jackass
>>40265746I mean seriously man if you had to choose a way to go a beheading that's done in a single smooth swing isn't a bad way.
>>40262754Kek fucking amerifats>disrespectful
>>40265625They only get sweet hats
>>40267237Well that's encouraging.
>>40262347If you ask them really nicely, yes
>>40262385>infantry? 99.5% of jobs never include the chance to kill tho. you sick bastardThat's why I didnt want to join.Fucking shite.
>>40267376> ywn get a confirmed longbow kill
>>40267402i think the safest way to legally kill a person in the US is becoming a cop in a city
Just join the airforce
>>40267721probably this desu, you are more likely to kill someone as a city swat member than as a soldier. (unless you are special forces)
>>40267762Is that the Master sword?
>>40262695They are definitely Estonians. Estonian cockades, ESTPAT uniforms, Galil SARs etc. Finns would have Finnish cockades (obviously), Finnish M05 uniforms and RK62/RK95 assault rifles.Estonia is basically Finland's Mexico, but don't let that fool you. They are among the most based and redpilled nations in Europe.
>>40265625I received two sabres as PCSing gifts during my career as a Scout. Never took one on deployment though, we did have a cattle prod to shock those fucking little thieving kids in Iraq.
>>40267721just put a ps4 up for sale on craigslist, wait until a minority comes to buy it, shoot him, insert drop weapon and win. So many cases of craigslist robberies, i doubt you will be charged.
>>40265671How could he not?
>>40268101what a nice country you have