What is the most /k/ breed of dog?
A chihuahua on PCP.
>>40261264what about a cocker on crack?
Seems like a good place to ask... could you sell fake dogs filled with tannerite?
>>40261259whats the firearm in the picwhy is it pointed at the dog
>>40261283>selling anything filled with tanneriteForbiddenTannerite must be mixed and used on siteSo you could sell a taxdermied dog with a port in the butt for filling with tannerite but you cant store it overnight or transport the dog when full of tannerite
Border Collies are my favorite which means they're the best.
The most common NPC replies in threads like these are:>Malinois (Secret Service!!)>German Shepherds (classic K9)>Labrador>Rottweiler>Akita(Not pitbulls, since they're the "niggers of dogs" - /pol/ NPCs)
>>40261476People who are too fucking dumb to understand racial statistics on crime also can't understand a dog bred for fighting is dangerous.
>>40261259>What is the most /k/ breed of dog?dunno but clearly it would be an american one.>>40261330viszla, weimaraner, RR, and all manner of cur are obviously fudd dogs. we should genocide the fudds and bring these beautiful hounds into the /k/ family.
>>40261497The only time a person should have a pitbull is when they're fully confident and capable of killing the pitbull with their bare hands when required. Other than that you shouldn't own a pitbull.
>>40261259terrier or a gundog like a setter, lab,retriever or pointerwhat is the most /k dog?A GUNDOG
>>40261330The best dogs of all time.I miss my girl Belle and my girl Ruby before her
>>40261736if you are scared of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaOa2ZQ0dQEyou were raised on Glycine max baby formula.My AS runs the ASTs and APBTs to death at the dog park.
I'm pretty sure my Kelpie has autism, so that's a good contender for most /k/ dog.
>>40261804Thats a cool dog
>>40261779>despite being 13% of all dogs
>>40261259Chihuahua >stupid>aggressive>neurotic>loud>completely worthless in a fight>gives every other dog breed a bad rep by biting more people than all other breeds combined
>>40261921You can pull on his tail all day and all he'll do is try to open that door for you.
>>40261921Whatever happened to painting these neon pink and green, attaching sombreros, speakers and C4, and having them sprint at the enemy while blasting mariachi music?
>>40261271this, no contest
PugTend to be stupid, overweight and think they are more fierce than they really are. Also most are ugly and loose a sense (sight for them, hearing for us).
Carolina dog Basically a dingo
>>40261779>>40261713I just brought home an Aussie 2 weeks ago. We love him.
>>40262256>I just brought home an Aussie 2 weeks ago. We love him.no pic? shame.
>>40262320Just wanted to make sure it's not Teo-tagged.
>>40262341one piece of unsolicited advice: get an oral-b electric toothbrush (the vitality can be had for 20bx) and start brushing its teeth daily and CORRECTLY: light contact with the teeth and gums, avoid causing irritation/injury that can itself lead to receding gum disease, baking soda and coconut oil mix for toothpaste; best would be if you use the brush yourself bc that would teach you how it would be used most efficiently and safely). this will save you a lot of trouble down the line. avoid hard chew toys:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6d3M3sqQh0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALHZszk0x_I
>>40262407Good to know. I'll definitely do that. He's a good boy.
Right answers: my dog, mutts, etc.
>>40262415>I'll definitely do that.dont lie to me. there is no point. the woman in those vids is a phd student in some animal field and she trusted in passive tooth cleaning toys like nylabone to do the work for her and it cost her dog her most important teeth through breaking them. brush your dog's teeth folks, it takes 4mins and if they are still small like your's, you can even do the version where you wrap them in a towel and put them on their back in between your legs as you brush. if you get them used to this while they are small and young, you're golden. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ciy0sslKP3I
I have 2 Belgian tervurens, love them but terrible /k/ dogs,
>>40261259Sheetlandic Sheepdog. You can train them to do almost anything
>>40261259>No Irish Wolfhound or White German Shepherd /k/ you have pleb taste
>>40261259>Thinking some inbred retard dog is better than a mutt who has the best attributes of all breedsIshiggydiggy
Mexican facist pup
>>40262688>t. Jose Gomez
>>40261259German Shepherds and Goldens are great. Mixed breeds are pretty great too, better health and genes. Any doggo can be a good boy, but pitbulls and chihuahuas have a natural tendency to be more niggerrish than others.I have a Golden/Sheperd/Bernese Mountain mix, 50/25/25 respectively. She's a good girl, smart, but stubborn as fuck.
Australian Shepard/Border Collie
>>40262986They are such big lovable dummies.
>>40262341>>40262320aussies are GOAT dogs. Also hella smug looking pup. M
>>40261259You can tell that the puppers in (OP)s pic is tired of his shit.
>>40261955Seems like a waste of sombreros.
>>40261259Beagles. We had a crazy popular thread where there were atleast 10 different /k/ beagle owners after some fsggot got cucked by one
My puppers are half German Shepherd and half wolf. They are cool.
>>40263277>and half wolfthats illegal!
He isn't a /k/ dog by any means. I just wanted an excuse to post him.
whatever the fuck this thing is.
>>40261330had to put mine down exactly 2 years ago tomorrow, miss that poor fucker.
>>40263354Tibetan Mastiff, love those dogs but they're really expensive.
>>40261259Husky/Bernard mix, 50/50 split. Battle buddy saved me from ATF'ing a charging dog on thursday with his strength and protective nature.
Golden doodle: loyal gundogs, happy, occasionally a noodleperfection
please tell me more about the dogs you own
My half Corgi half Blue Heeler. The mix is called a Cowboy Corgi. Also his name is Musket.
I had a Mini-aussie/Red heeler mix. She was the best, smart as hell, could open doors. Hated everyone but me. Eventually gave her to a farmer to run cattle. She's much happier now, apartment life wasn't for her.
>>40261259Working breed German ShepherdAustralian Shepherd/ HeelerBoarder CollieAusi/Collie mixEntlebucher SennenhundHigh intelligence, high agility, medium sized dogs are the best. Close second are big fuck dopy mufuggaz like goldens and bernese
Easily Akitas are the most /k/ /out/ dogs of all time. My big boy loves bringing me rabbits and squirrel and long days spent on horseback/at the range.
>>40263436>She's much happier nowdoubt it. unless you neglected the animal ofc. it's very possible to provide a working dog with the needed stimulus and exercise without having them case stock animals (which is danergous in itself and god know how many ASs get crippled by cattle and are then old yeller-ed by the farmer).
>>40263437>Working breed German Shepherd
>>40263472I didn't neglect her but I definitely chose a dog whose energy level was higher than mine. She didn't get enough exercise.
>>40262509>tervuren>terrible /k/ dog>basically a long haired mal>terrible /k/ dogok.
>>40263472Not him, parents got us a lab puppy when we were 3/4/5 respectively, had a house with a yard. Adored me, hated everyone else. Parents gave it to my aunt and uncle after 2 years because they owned 300 acres of property and hobby farmed. Much happier there, taught him to find bones and turtles on the property.Dogs are loyal, but they need discipline and purpose and apartment/suburb life can't always provide that.
>>40263491I got pic from my sister and while the dog wasn't even with her family for 2 months, it's still imprinted on her as fuck. she's going to have been with me for 2.5 years soon and she still freaks out when sis comes to visit and tries to get in with her in her car when she leaves expecting to go with her. this is so troubling to me that I kind of want to stop having the two meet - it's cruel to the dog.
I dunno but I love my new battle buddy
>>40261259I have an ACD (red heeler). Pureblood, but was a runt.This dog is the most /k weaponized doggo I've ever seen. Runs 100% all the fucking time. Absolutely 'my dog', but tolerates my wife and her dog (Shiba!). I've learned a few things since getting her 7 years ago.1. Ground level windows need to be strong. If she wants outside, she'll just hit the fucking window at mach 1. Cost me $200 in my first apartment.2. Put up a fence. Less to keep her in, and more to keep stupid fucking people from coming into your yard. I watched her chase a meth-head out of our yard that was snooping around. As funny as it would have been to watch her mess him up, there was a real possibility of her getting hurt or her having to be put down.3. She will fight any other animal on the planet.
>>40261264I have a chihuahua and a doberman. Chihuahua hears things way before the doberman, and alerts the doberman something is fucky. Doberman then primes itself in position nearest in the house to where the noise comes from ti hear better.She will wake me up and then start barking.Dont know why she started doing that but it usually gives me a second to grab my nightstand gun and then follow her to the noise.
>>40263951dont feed this dried bone shit to your dog. it will fracture their teeth and may cause impaction/perforation of the intestines.
>>40263982My Chihuahua used to do that, but now she's old and a bitch. She only mopes around and doesn't contrbute much, and is scared of anything loud. I'm sure if she could talk she'd scold me for cleaning my guns from the noise.
>>40264008Yep! That's an old picture I posted; I didn't know about the dried bone stuff until she was only 3.We have some chewing safe bones now, and I started brushing her teeth around the same time.
>>40264080I bet she's a good pupper though.I love my chihuahua man. Always grew up thinking they were shitty dogs and never actually knew anyone with them. Moved into an apartment and wanted to get a couch dog to hang with me and ended up getting a fluffyboi chi. He rarely barks and is a total bro.His name is Steve.He totally sold me on the bread though, I'd definitely get another one when he's gone. He turns 4 next month so he's got quite a few years left.
>>40261259Wirehaired Pointing Griffon, I have two of em' and they're amazing
I have two gsd's but the most /k/ dog I have is actually my gsd Jack Russell mix. Gsd's are mostly theatre when it comes to violence. But Jack Russell's are legit killers. Been talking with my girl about getting him protection training because his incredibly high prey drive.
>>40264100good to hear! but even when feeding fresh raw bones, do not feed load bearing bones, especially not from fully grown cattle. beef/sheep/goat/deer/horse sternum and ribs are the way to go. I buy pic related because I can take off the fist sized cartilage cups of the ends and extract the marrow after cracking the bone open. but the bone itself is far too dense and hard to let them have it. they'll shred their gums and break their teeth.
Cane Corsos are p /k/.Retarded faggots confusing them for pit bulls is a major problem tho.
>>40264172pic didnt load
White German Shepard and his Klee Kai pupper brother
>>40264547Here's another pic for the adorableness. The shepherd is insanely protective, but I don't know if he'd ever attack or bite. He puts on a very good show though, literally made a delivery woman cry. Super aware and observant, always alerting me to anything that's outside, especially racoons
>>40261330There's a Rhodie breeder near me. Should I do it bros?
>check thread>no KangalDog literally bred to kill wolves. AKA dog bred to kill the dog equivalent of nigs trying to come in and fuck up your shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Mn4nz_ifIIt might not be the MOST /k/ breed, but it deserves a fucking mention IMO
>>40264664>Dog literally bred to kill wolvesyou are sad and crazy.
>>40264704Not saying others aren't bred for the same thing lad, just saying that for me it's one of the big ones that comes to mind.
>>40264729it's a fable. these dogs are used in packs to protect livestock and scare off wolves, in a 1v1 fight no dog can best a wolf. it's been reported time and time again, even one US president wrote on the issue. look up ovcharka documentaries on YT. the sarplaninac btw. is a tiny dog - it doesn't even bring the mass of these other alleged "wolf killer breeds" to the table. it's just cute imo.
>>40264178What kind of bitch ass dogs did you have that their teeth gave out before they did? I’ve had a smaller dog that lived to 16 and a few larger dogs that lived past 12 and none of them ever had any dental issues but some plaque occasionally. Giving them all the treats you’re swearing against and never brushing their teeth. Cancer and old age took them before their teeth did, they’re dogs not children, they have a life expectancy that’s relatively short.
>>40264769Guess I'll look into it again
>>40261264Unironically a Chihuahua.>Alerts you to Intruders>Doesn't eat much>A shivering, spastic, mess of an animal so who cares when it die?>Not enough meat on it for asians to steal
>>40264782>What kind of bitch ass dogs did you havewatch vids in >>40262407>Giving them all the treats you’re swearing against and never brushing their teeth. wow, i see i'm talking to a dog great owner....>>40264797https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_hunting_with_dogs
>>40264869And what does some dumb slut that wants kids but doesn’t have them the normal way so she has her “fur babies” instead have to teach me that 25 years of animal husbandry hasn’t? Not fucking much, get your dog’s teeth cleaned at the vet if his breath bothers you that much.
>>40264869That actually has nothing to do with what I understand the purpose of the Kangal is. Whole point of them is to be fuck off big and tough and generally spooky enough to spook wolves in a pack that aren't desperate, or be able to win a fight with a desperate/starving lone wolf that tries to creep up on their shit because of a size advantage and having a collar that helps them out with it.
>>40263384Not a real bread faggot
>>40264943>And what does some dumb slut have to teach me?well clearly nothing, you are beyond us mere mortals. point is, dog forums are full of people being salty and pissy about their dogs breaking teeth with hard chew toys and bones because they tought they could go the easy route and skip brushing and instead just toss them a piece of plastic that would passively clean their teeth. not the case. you NEED TO brush and you need to brush right. I don't need your condescending shit, I see enough young dogs at the park with tartar and receding gums already to know what's up. dogs need to learn to eat bone just like they need to learn how to piss and shit. if you give a bull femur to a kibble fed dog, you can kiss those canines and gums goodbye in many cases. you instead start with a chickenwing and move up as the dog learns to chew his food right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx2YIIpF4cc
>>40261804Good dog good truck
>>40261921Boston Dynamics should open a zoo
>>40263350Lol he funny
>>40263403Nice try ATF
Shop dog best dogHe's a gsd/lab/pit mutt
>>40261271>>40262004My corgi gets really freaked out around guns for some reason. He flips out if he even sees me walking around the house with one. I kinda wonder if his breeder shot guns near him when he was a puppy or something. He's otherwise a great dog though.
A 10 year old afgan boy.
>>40265367That post never happened.
>>40264553where did everything go so right?
oo we havin a battle buddy thread? can puddin join?
Shitzu is the most tactical dog. Small and nimble and smart too. Could destroy anything when angry
belgian malinois. pro tip: not a house dog, they have a shit ton of energy and are really bitey.
>>40265589Good looking pup
>>40265826monday I'll be visiting this girl at the shelter to check her out. if she gets along with my AS, we might take her in.
Norwegian Elkhound. >Proud north European heritage>One of the oldest breeds on Earth>The Vikings used them to hunt elk and bears>Small but stocky>Great hunting dogs
>>40265864they also have this Chesapeake Bay Retriever girl. hnnngh ;_;
>>40265842thank you, yours too!
>>40265940Good choice anon here is my new battle pupper I picked up a couple weeks ago.
>>40261264The only patrician answer.
>>40265973I'd take the Chessie but that's my personal preference due to the family having one when I was younger.
>>40266400>Doug DeMuro>hoovie>Steve MRE>Volvo 740 turbo in runscape chatAre you me?
West Virginia Brown Dog
>>40263505mine are, they're skittish as fuck around any loud sound. I'm sure they could be a solid service dog with regular training but I'd take a GSP hunting/shooting any day
>>40263982Chihuahuas do a good job of alerting weirdness. I trust my dogs intuition.
Had to put my dog down last July. Haven't found any desire to get another one yet. She was more racist than me. Fantastic dog, I miss her.
>>40261330I worked with a guy who had one. Absolute beast of an animal, but it would let his little daughters ride around on it's back no problem. As for OP's question, I go with dachshunds; confirmed most aggressive dog breed, look pretty dumb, probably all autistic. Pretty much the ultimate /k/9
Mine is a french spaniel. Hes 12 years old now and has been the most kind and constantly cheerful dog ive ever seen. Even if hé is old, hes still a pupper at heart. He has this thing were the nerves in is spine are obstructed n shit so we have to keep him on meds but hes never gotten sick before so a cheap dog overall. Dont have any pics rn but he looks like pic related
>>40267850Actual pic if him
>>40261259pit bulls since they're the niggers or dogs
>>40267895Fuck forgot the pic
>>40267908My brother's cocker spaniel had to have surgery for a herniated disk but recovered well and hasn't had issues for 5 years now but he looks derpy when he's running around
Austrailian Cattle Dog>made with real dingo!I had one for years he was nuts! loved every second of it. Till he needed to take a lead nap. :(My buddy has his trained like crazy climbs ladders, takes him when we go shooting. A much K doggo.
>>40261481I have an Alaskan malamute/Siberian Husky mix
>>40264316Holy shit that's fuckin adorable
>>40262662How'd you find the wolfhound? I'd like to shelter-nab one, but more and more it looks like I'm gonna have to just find a breeder.
>>40263383Battle buddy is cute doggy!
>>40261904Here’s my gud boi GSP’s best dogs on earth
>>40263982The classic South African system. Good man.
>>40264123It's funny, because before she was awesome. Excited to do things with me and constantly hug my leg. But she's about 14 now, and she's distancing herself from me, kind of sucks and I feel bad for it. She limited in her time on this earth, and it will be sad to see her leave.
>>40263276How does one get cucked by a beagle?
i miss my dog
Whatever my dog was. She was put down on Christmas Eve last year
>>40263951nice chihuahua mix
>>40261259Your dog looks absolutely tired of your shit
>>40267539do u scape? add me broVolvo 740t
>>40266400not a woofer/10butwould pet/10
>>40264144Put mine down about a year ago. She was 14 and senile by then. My uncle's hand them for bird dogs back in the 70's.My Rosie would not hunt. She hated water and loud noise. She recognized what a gun was and would try to leave the room if i picked one up. Still loved her. Poor girl. She was great with the kiddos.
>>40270675>do it pussy, just fucking do it.
>>40271443>>40261259>My ancestors are smiling at me. Can you say the same?
>>40262078God sends angels down for men in the form of dogs. That looks like a good boy
>>40261773>>40263375>>40264620>>40267844>>40261330Shit tier loser dogs just like rhodesia lol Just get a big black Rottweiler
personal protection>DDR / working line German shepherds>cane corso's>ambullneo's>mal's>doberman's>dutch shepherd>serbian rottieEstate Guardian>neo's>bullmastiff>englishmastiff>presa canario>boerbelLivestock guardian>alabai>kangal>spanish mastiff>great pyrenees Hunting>apbt>karelian bear dog's>treeing dogs>akita>dogo argentino>jagd terrier>patterdale terrierTheirs a million new breeds being created now see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1sJLYaGa-kThat list isn't hard and fast but if you wanted a serious dog its pretty open now as to what you can get.I've seen guys on youtube use cane corso's for pig hunting and jagd terrier's in protection sports. I mean presa canario means canary catch dog but everyone uses them as personal protection dogs or estate guardians and they were also used on farms to deal with cattle.I think the best bet if your new to dogs just get a watch dog (little pomeranian or whatever that will bark at a whiff of strange wind.) He's going to alert you to an intruder and then you deal with the issue. Rather than rambo belgian malinois dealing with the matter.
>>40261804This picture feels Australian.
>>40271596Hi Tyrone, so how's your parole going?
>>40271606Better than the war went for the rhodesicucks LOL
>>40261259I've seen many /k/ dogs, but I have to say, /k/ dogs aren't the best dogs. They're just good at being weapons, not so much at being dogs. You can't cuddle with them, you can't throw the ball, you can't do anything.Unlike a rifle, which is a weapon, and which you can fuck.I'd rather have a labrador, and an AR15.
>>40271599>needing a dog to protect youI protect my dog
tell me about your good boys and girls
>>40261259The one that doesn't own any guns but goes on the internet and talks about them like he knows everything.
>>40271581Ah yes, the famed angry jabba dog
>>40271654>>40271599forgot the boerboel its gets no love from /k/ even though it shouldlike i recommended get a watch dogbut yeah some people live in area's where they can't own guns or they live in area's with natural predators that can fuck them up and dog may be a help in those situations>>40271673/k/ loves /an/
Queensland Heelers are top tier if you have the energy to keep up with them and will take on any sized doggo