Let's discuss bug-a-saltIt works
T-thats not a bug anon
>>40256120It's pretty wicked, I have so much fun walking around the house putting my laser on each fly and splatting them.
>>40256120I run extra coarse salt in mine, it's like double ought beetle shot
>>40256120anole lizards are bros you fucking dick.yes, bug -a- salt is cool. you aren't. you're just a shitty faggot.
>>40256120don't shoot lizards dude..
>>40256226lizard violated the nap
>>40256214It’s fun to bring it out and shoot bros with it. Lmao. I get all the drunk bros running around the house yelling to stop.
>>40256235Lizard was hunting bugs so you dont have to bro, and was just trying to avoid praise because he knows his duty and loves it.Catto knows this and now you have violated nap!
>>40256120Let the reptiles be, asshole
>>40256120>"let's talk about the bug-a-salt">proceeds to show pic of salt filled lizard boi who was trying to help destroy bugs
>>40256286Telling me I violated the NAP violates the NAP
>>40256214Kind of want one now is there a super charged version?
>>40256331hope he died quickly salt sounds very painful for something with a nervous system
>>40256120that's not a bug you monster
>>40256367I'm sure they're stupid simple to make... with a spring and a couple of tubes you could probably make something 3-4x as powerful
>>40256367The green one is the supercharged version, puts out a lot more salt. My green one gets messed up more often though, then I have to run water down the salt port and clean it out.But definitely get a laser, so much more fun when you can just eyeball the death of whatever bug you shoot. Otherwise most of your vision is blocked and you miss the action. I have my laser sighted for 2-3 feet.
>>40256215> that locustBig game, huh?
Thanks for the reminder about of this thing existing, I'm probably gonna pick one up.
W-why did you kill that little anole anon? They don't even make noise!
>>40256215Damn, all that salt on its chest, does it work by basically poisoning them with salt even if the doesn't mechanically kill?
>toy gun that can kill small things>Anon is a sadistic faggot who kills things just because>everyone acts surprised that this is the type of person drawn to the productHalf-witted, emotionally stunted manchildren and tweaker subhumans are literally the prime market for stuff like this. I bet OP shot stray cats with his BudK crossbow pistol as a teenager too.
do not kill cute lizard thank you
>>40256855>this fag has never killed anything in his life beforeWhere do you think you are?
>>40256855>bug-a-salt>Implying there is literally anything wrong with shooting stray cats
>>40256507>>40256791I just tried a grasshopper. Their armor is too thick. It’s only good for soft shelled game.That salt was me putting the gun right up to him.
>>40256120What's the maximum effective range on it? I get the impression you have to be pretty much point blank to kill anything.
>>40256214Damn, that's actually impressive for what it is. Better patterns than a Mossberg.
>>40257794it duppends on on how good a aimer you are but i can hit them flying 3 feet away
>>40256120Why did you shoot the lizzardboi? That's not cool, man. Please don't shoot any more lizzards.
>>40258100Another pair of dubs for my dead lizard homies.
The TV commercials show the guy shooting flies on food at a picnic table. So this "gun" blasts bits of flies or other bugs all over the food you're going to eat. Yuck!
>>40256208I just use the sights but whatever floats your boat bro.
>>402581141. it's not blasting them into bits2. the flies are already on your food3. insects have evolved for several hundred million years longer than us to be infinitely more clean than anything having to do with the human hands, mouth, digestive system, or the human manufactured food they are trying to horn in on4. i am not a fly IRL
>>40256855As much as I like cats, they're total murder machines toward anything they can kill and they don't even do it for food.Also people who let their non-stray cats out are fucking faggots.
>>40258207>1 it's not blasting them into bitsYes it is. Watch the TV commercial and you'll see it. Then shit brix. But the bug bits are salted for added flavor.>2. the flies are already on your foodTrue but blasting the bug to bits just spreads bug bits and guts even further over the food.>3. insects have evolved for several hundred million years longer than us to be infinitely more clean than anything having to do with the human hands, mouth, digestive system, or the human manufactured food they are trying to horn in onCare to share what you're smoking anon? Dinosaurs evolved and lived for 300-400 million years on the earth but that didn't make their shit a food spice if men were alive at the time. Bugs are not sterile and flies carry spread filth and disease from the dogshit they landed on in the yard before landing on your corn on the cob. They also vomit on your food, spreading germs from whatever else they have sucked up and whatever is in their digestive tract.Seriously, you're not really trying to claim flies on your food is not harmful in any way and even good for you, are you? If so, please "puff-puff, pass" anon.>4. i am not a fly IRLLIES! Only a fly would post the claims you made! Just wait until some good 'ole boy gets you in the sights of his bug blaster!
>>40257794About a solid yard before the spread gets more hit and miss.
>>40256120It's absolutely one of my favorite weapons. Every time a spider shows up my life turns into Starship Troopers for a minute, it's awesome.
>>40256649They're an invasive species and should all be destroyed.
>>40259098>Every time a spider shows up my life turns into Starship Troopers for a minute, it's awesome.
>>40256649Because I needed to make sure the bug-a-salt worked correctly
>>40256649That niggas all kind of colors though, right!
>>40256208How does the garden function
>>40256120>killing lizardsfor what purpose
Doesnt that just get salt everywhere in your house? Seems like fun but cleaning up would be a pain.
ITT: Sociopaths killing just to kill.
>>40259499To make sure you can stand up against yellow jackets
>>40256120I dont put salt in ours anymore. But it works kinda like an air gun now, still kills things but you gotta be point blank
>>40259517As much of the obvious yes, no, it really doesn't make a mess
I want an automatic one with a high capacity salt magazine and see how well it does against snakes. Probably be like the mini gun scene from predator just salt destroying leaves instead of trees.
>>40256860I remember when I was a child there was a vole community in the giant brush pile in my backyard. We burned it down and killed them all as they came out, maybe a few survived. We had fun that day.I grow up and find out that voles mate for life, and are scientifically known to experience grief. In fact, a proportion of voles are unable to recover from loss of a loved one just like human beings. Scientists study voles to understand why that is. I think back to the brush pile burn now and only feel guilt.Nice edge you got there, pal.
>>40259526Locusts make good fish bait.
>>40256855You sound like a woman
>>40259098spiders are bug killing bros tho
>>40256120Why not make an alcohol-powered muzzleloading salt shotgun? You'd probably be able to take chipmunks with the power you'd get from that.
>>40259708There's only room for one bug killing bro in my house, and I'm not going anywhere.
>>40259708Fuck that. I would rather have a thousand flies than any amount of spiders. Unless it was that one spider fucker green text Anon...that did things to me that shouldn't be possible
>>40256120You used a bug killing weapon to kill a bug killer? Nigga is you stupid?
>>40256331This, OP is a huge cock sucking faget
>>40259727bRoOo! WhY not JuSt maKe a REal GuN?!!?
>>40259645Should of killed them all then faggit.
>>40259944Is this considered a real gun?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRUYdmOKLyMI've been wondering for a while now.
>>40259645Is "vole" code for something else? This "brush pile" wouldn't be in South East Asia would it?
>>40259977No, it's real.Don't kill prairie voles in North America unless you have reason.https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/29513516/?i=1&from=voles%20grief
>>40259134THE GREEN ONES ARE NATIVE UNLESS YOU'RE A CUBAN YOU FUCKING MORON NIGGER
>>40260322I'm sure all the eagles, hawks, snakes, coyotes, giant weasels and whatnot preying on those things are terribly concerned with the emotional state of the survivors, too.Holy shit.
F for lizard broOP is kind of a dick
Just fill it with scopolamine haha
>>40256367Yeah it’s called a shotgun you mong
You need to be hanged, drawn and quartered my man.
>>40256120lizard did nothing wrong
>>40256428RIP in peace, microwave.
>>40262383>I'm going to shoot flies,cockroaches and occasionally co workers for fun with a 12gNigger are you stupid?
>>40262568In that sequence? That sounds pretty difficult
>>40256120OP make tread?make OP dead.
>>40262723History didn't seem to have an issue.
>>40262228Killas kill nigga
Guys, you can literally kill those fuckers on accident walking across your lawn in Florida, crunch crunch. Now calm down
>>40256221>mad about a dead lizardfaggot
>>40262208I understand nature is nature. That doesn't mean we should intentionally be cruel and kill shit for fun.Are you a nigger? Why do you have trouble understanding that?
>>40263710Because you're a stupid faggot
will this work on 8 legged niggers?
>>40262795NEVER!Lizards are our friends and future currency when it comes time to go unnaground.
>>40262701 >>hes not going to shoot flies,cockroaches and occasionally co workers for fun with a 12gFag.
Those lizards are bros you fucking cum stain. His life was worth more than yours AND they eat bugs you retard nigger. You are clearly a nigger as shown by your childlike understanding of life. God I'm so fucking mad. Even my fucking cat understands not to kill lizards you fucking dipshit.
>>40266912Anything with a soft shell, so perfect for spiders since they have no armor to speak of.
>>40263710Killing shit for fun is fun though faggot.
>>40259699you sound like a REAL man
Killin shit is fun, son
>>40268180>>40268201>>40265018oh wow much edge
>>40268223I know, my razors sharp
>>40258207t. IRL fly
>>40259708Spiders are under no obligation to kill bugs for you. You need to be able to kill bugs yourself.
>>40269740Wow it sounds like someone hasn't entered into a mutual defense treaty with the spiders in his home.Get your life sorted out faggot.
somebody should make a gas-bomb full of fuckin mothball material or some shit to just nuke a room clear of any bugs in ithad one too many fuckin silverfish crawl around my made-in-the-1970s-bathroom, it's time to holocaust these little faggots (except for real this time)i know we have bug spray and shit but thats boring
>>40270017there are many products like thishere is something you do not seem to realize though: the bugs come from outside the house. kill all the bugs in the house? more will just come in from the outside.
>>40262701>doesn't know about the 24g shotgun
>>40258207>ignore fly posts. do not reply to fly posts.
>>40270017literally called a bug bomb
>>40259098What kind of efficacy do you think they'd have on big spiders? I'm Australian, and to my surprise you can actually own one of these - but our spiders are big fuckers and if it's only going to make it mad it's not really worth it because the last thing I want to do is to have to open my gun safe to retrieve a .303 and kill it with a rifle. >tfw cucked-lever-action shotgun capacity makes birdshot a less attractive spider killing option
>>40270135I feel like nothing short of an actual firearm will reliably kill the monsters you guys have over there.
>>40270161Jokes aside, the only misgivings I have about owning guns and keeping them in the house is that one day I'm going to find "that spider" that will make me shit my pants enough to consider 9mm or 12G spider removal.
>>40270135I think it would do okay, but I have never visited your kingdom of snakes and spiders so I really don't know.
>>40270017Keep in mind these are made for clearing bugs after you figure out how they're getting inside in the first place.
>>40266957Salamanders are amphibians, anon.
>>40270193Spiders in Australia are fine. They do not harm peoples. You are been misinformed. They are lovely and noble creatures who mean you no harms and welcome your visting of them homeland Australia and you will definitely return the home safely. Spiders are fine.>t. not a spider.
>>40270209You don't fool us, Shelob. Fuck you.
>>40270170Almost shot this fucker when I found him under my trashcan, but my cop neighbor that doesn't like me was outside washing his boat. Ended up hacking him up with a 3'x1" flat piece of metal from my garage. Shit was brutal. Still feel a bit bad that I didn't just shoot it. Fucker started moving towards the house; left me no choice.
>>40270261Ah bugger. Are they lethal? I fucking hate spiders but I actually quite like snakes; most of our snakes, even the venomous ones, will fuck off when they hear you. The most venomous ones in the world are the same, but turn vicious if you accidentally corner them. The only real exception looks a bit like yours - they're death adders - and they're angry little fuckers that will wait for you to walk past just so they can fuck your day. And they're well and truly venomous enough to kill you. I like snakes but those particular fuckers can piss off.
>>40257180Shoot them in the face. They will be done, though they may linger a bit.
>>40259527Confirmed kill on similar paper wasps here. Once again, shoot them in the fucking face.
>>40262208They hunt for food not to be niggers. It's not womanly to not want to kill animals like an edgster/nigger.
>>40270261you make me sad, anon
>>40256214Not that's a lot of damage
>>40259527I sure would like to shoot them in the face with salt
>>40270995if they aren't trolling, they're sociopaths, anon. no point in even arguing.
>>40270300Yeah, that's a fucking copperhead, one of the worst things you can run into in Texas, aside from a rattlesnake which at least warns you and a Coral snake which you're fucked if you step on.. we also have a water moccasin (cotton mouth) but they're the niggers of venomous snakes in Texas
For crying out loud
>>40273050I actually like and respect rattlers. They are the true no step snakes, because they warn you before you step. Those nigger water moccasins will fucking see you from 15 yards away and ACTIVELY CHASE AFTER YOU. Fuck them.
>>40273099Yeah they do their part "hey anon, just want to let you know, I'll fucking kill you if I have to"Moccasins are just plain niggers
>all these deadly sneksIs this why you guys wear thick cowbow boots that go halfway up the leg? To prevent bites?
>>40273016Kek, decent post
>>40273123Yes. Cowhide when kept in the proper condition will stop snake bite.That's also why we carry guns.. I feel bad for the folk in Australia with their flying spiders and what not
>>40273123That's why a lot of people who go out into the pasture/woods wear them. They'll stop most bites and all the other shit like briar or thistles that poke and stick you.One of my funniest childhood memories was some of our distant city-dweller cousins coming to our ranch around the 4th of July and wondering why everyone was wearing pants and looking down as we walked in the pasture. They learned really quickly after stepping into some cactus.
>>40273149Ugh, don't even get me started on briar or those fucking sticker burs with black tips
>>40256120How powerful it is? Can it kill those big fucking cockroaches, because of which I turned my house into a gas chamber this summer?
>>40273171If it kills a common house lizard, you're a bad aim if you cant even kill a cockroach
>>40270300Honestly though, they're good people
lmao look at all the range queens upset at you shooting a fucking lizard what a load of badasses
>>40270300>they're angry little fuckers that will wait for you to walk past just so they can fuck your dayNah, it's just that when others fuck off, they try hiding instead. Because they've ended up in the viper niche, and to a viper staying still is always Plan A.
>>40273256I know right, I wouldn't have expected as much faggotry here as if I were to say something as gay like amethyst fags btfo on /mlp/
>>40273162Fucking Goat Heads, man. The bane of tank/lake (whatever the fuck you want to call it) swimming kids all along the southwest.
>>40273797Forgot my pic.
>>40273805THOSE NIGGERS!I remember those now, dammit.
>>40273805These aren't even their more destructive cousin (black tips) but they suck ass
>>40259708the only spiders i'll tolerate are jumping spiders those niggas are hella cute
>>40273149I always got shat on for wearing pants and yet my legs almost never got scathed whenever I’m /out/.>inb4 urrr ausiesYou’re in the fucking forest/mountains, not the goddamn Outback. Big difference. Some just have to learn the hard way I suppose.
>>40274140This is now a jumping spider love thread
Why are you faggots killing lizards and snakes? They are helping to get rid of the bugs, mice, and other pests.That's a poor harmless rat or corn snake you hacked up.
>>40274421Because they shit on your handrails.
What is the range on these salt guns? Could I use them to deter pigions?
>>40256208if you don't use the iron sights, you aren't a man.
>>40274845Nah, too thick armor. BB gun? Strong one can kill a crow. .22? Perfect. 12 ga slugs? Do it.
>>40256649>pretending not to want his anole shot.
>>40274845I kill birds all day long, I just strap on the .12 attachment
>>40274877Bird on house, I'd prefer not to shoot a .22 let alone a 12 ga at house.
>>40274998What the hell is pigeon doing inside your house? Catch him with your hands and decapitate.
>>40274098Great news, we have both varieties in our region of Texas. So either you get a bunch stuck in your shoe laces or bottom of your pants, or a bunch stuck to the bottom of your shoe. God damn goat heads could bury themselves to the hilt.
>>40274869Half the fun is watching the bug get blasted, which is hard when almost your entire view is the plastic gun.
>>40273050Righto. Yeah heavily reminiscent of a death adder.>>40273271You're right, but they're still angry cunts, mate. I don't hurt them, but by fuck I watch where I walk when I'm camping in the scrub