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In this edition Big Boss actually makes the thread for once!

Batch 4 signups will be accepted until December 15th. If you haven't signed up yet, do so now!

Official website: https://sekretsanta.com
Signup form: https://sekretsanta.com?tab=joinup
Email me with any questions: bigboss@sekretsanta.com

Other items of note:

If you're interested in purchasing a Sekret Santa patch (pic related), please fill out this form:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfbaQQ3oHqsqWUaKHBsEiZepwfud3lHATYHXY79S1gQ-mIf_A/viewform?usp=sf_link

We have opened the Sekret Santa 2018 Krypto Challenge! Try your hand at decoding the puzzles.
https://sekretsanta.com/krypto.php
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looking forward to opening my gift. i hope my target posts his
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27I3AN0XwP8
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I got challenges 1 and 2 down, 3 is kind of a cunt.
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know how to decipher challenge 5 but i'm freaking out as to what the 22-letter key might be
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>>39918839
any tips on 3?
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>>39918850
I'm not sure how to give a hint aside from telling you what kind of cypher was used...

I'll mention the key is in a grid shape.
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I have the password for #2 but it won't let me use it? I don't get it mang.
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>>39918470
lol, what's the actual point of a "krypto challenge?"

who do you think you are, 3301?
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My second box may never show. I want it to get here so I can open muh gifts!!
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>>39919266
tfw undergifted
tfw i wish i got you at least so i could have send you a better plate carrier
tfw you'll never pull me over for speeding
tfw you'll never write me a ticket
tfw my hopes and dreams are shattered beyond mortal comprehension, not even I understand myself.
tfw advanced 'tism posting
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>>39919166
make sure it's all in lower case no spaces
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>>39919256
it's all in good fun saltanon, cryptograms are actually lot of fun.
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>>39919288
>He's made 100 posts about what to give
>Still undergifts
The absolute states of basedboys....
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>>39919256
it started from puzzle that was part of a gift last year or the year before. people liked the idea so here we are.
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>>39919457
i... i can't understand your cryptic directional posting. What direction is this aimed at?
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My tale is complete! Simply need to record my /k/ristmas special.
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I haven’t gotten an email about who I’m buying for. Signed up on Tuesday. Big boss?
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>>39919525
you have to wait for batch 4 signups to end, then they will release your match
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>>39919505
my nigga, get a color printer
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>>39919566
Ah, ok
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>>39919578
Bro you mean colour?
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>>39919662
>colour
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>>39919662
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>>39919662
what did this fag mean? We are 'merican. Pure capitalism. We stopped using the u because it was too expensive to print on the news papers. Fuck the u there aint no u in color.
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>>39919505
I'm hyped!
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>>39919793
>>39919699
>>39919669
You are all pulling my leg right?
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>>39919662
I approve of this message
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>>39919839
ya a din'jit? 'tis be 'merican 'istree
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>>39919499
>>39919866
>>39919288


ALL THESE DUBS I CAN'T HOLD IT MYSELF
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Posting some of the material headed down to Gainesville Florida soon. I hope that my targets likes the bandolier, books and snacks.
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how do I do 4? it's too fast for me to make out anything during the flashes for 5
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>>39920037
it's morse code, you write down the message nd find the answer. protip: right clicking can help you change the speed to half so it's slower.
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>>39918470
>tfw I'm in a discord with my target and he has no idea
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any more hints on getting the key from five?
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>>39920258
i've been stuck on 5 for a good couple hours now, not gonna lie. i've looked through all the stuff from the past 5 questions, i can't figure out what the key is
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>>39920258
>>39920304
Without giving away too much, there may have been some problems with certain colors not showing up correctly on some monitors. Check the krypto site again.
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>>39920477
DUBS AND COLORS GET IT ON SCORE FOR AMERICA
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>>39920477
it's funny cause i already caught those highlighted numbers but i'm still finding trouble incorporating them...

also DUBS AND COLORS GET
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>>39920505
Is it only numbers that are highlighted?
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>>39920477
big boss why must you make us wait for so long? the prize at the end better be worth it.
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>>39920611
why are we here, just to suffer
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>>39920611
>>39920622
11
22
33!!!
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>>39920625
so close. Fucked it all up. Tumbling down.
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>>39920625
Nice try
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>>39920551
the word "important" is in red, and the numbers there's 6 highlights of 2-digit numbers.
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>>39919266
I'm real sorry dude :( I tried to get everything done nice and early but they totally porked me in the butt with the shipping. It is on its way, I swear on my waifu.

>>39919505
I am mucho excite

>>39919662
YES
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Anyone else worried you reciever won't like what you sent?
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>>39921125
very, most of the milsurp I sent wasn't in his exact era. Some of it was but it was normie tier. the cool shit was all somewhat different era.

I have a small second wave planned with one more piece from his era and something else objectively useful/cool
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>>39921125
Yeah, my package was delivered on the first and my target hasn't said anything about getting it so I'm even more worried it never got to him or he was just in it to get free stuff
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>>39921170
my guy got his stuff but never posted up. frankly that's a little rude.
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>be in first batch
>my santa told me in a thread he was going to ship out late
>told me I would get my stuff early December
>still havent heard from him or received a gift
>beginning to think I just got bamboozled for the second year in a row

I sent out my gift with plenty of time and I work 65+ hours a week and go to school part time and spend time at the range and gym. I really dont see how you can sign up for something and then immediately after realize your shit is too busy or you suddenly dont have the money. And I know this is about giving, and all, but I dont really have a lot of family or friends and this was the one thing I was actually looking forward to. Even if it was just some smoked meat or some dumb shit. Literally the feeling like someone actually has the commitment to follow through with something this simple is all I actually wanted.

Not posting anything beyond that because I honestly dont want anyones pity gifts. Just wanted one stranger to follow through with his word for once. Heres to holding out hope a little longer
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>>39921138
Yea. I've been thinking of a backup too. I sent some USMC stuff that I think is really cool and useful /well made, but I can see how others think is stupid.

>>39921170
That sucks man. I hope they are just generally rude and not a grinch.
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>>39921689
Don't fret too hard man - it is still early December, I'm sure you'll get your stuff soon :)
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>>39921125
Yup. Also my plan to send him a second package almost went out the window because my second item would be useless to him. Very worried.
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My target wrote practically nothing on his wishlist and I'm not really sure what to get him :(
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Last call for leto from kansas. Wake the fuck up dude
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>>39921689
Dont worry. If you don't get anything, we've got anons who've signed up for Grinch relief.
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>>39921871
What wave are you in?

I was wayyyyy too specific on mine like a complete idiot.

Also haven’t seen anything from my Santa and BB sent him a message like 2 weeks ago asking how things were going. Getting slightly worried.
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>>39922049
What's up?
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>>39922192
Yea, me too. Should I email Big Boss to see what's up?
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>>39922192
the current wave i think? need to ship till the 14th-15th
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>>39922385
Ah, ok, just wanted to make sure you weren’t my Santa.

>>39922284
You can, I feel like I’ll just wait for Christmas to roll around and if I don’t see anything by then just apply for grinch relief.

I just hope my target likes his presents, never heard anything back from him either. And that’s been a week or two since delivered. :(
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>>39920731
I’m not worried at all. The excitement is killing me is all
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>>39922192
> way too specific.

You asked for panties from a Chilean Loli my dude. So you get nothing.
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Hey IowaBro! Did you ever receive my package?
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>>39922453
Iowabro from Waterloo, Iowa.
I checked the tracking number, it said its been delivered to your front door!
Pls respond :(
And post pics, I tried hard making that box!
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>>39920551
Hi Big Boss
Have you heard back from the Slovenian guy who was supposed to send me a gift for round 1?
Also looking forward to participate in round 4, haven't signed up yet
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>>39922463
Yeah bud I tried finding you in the last thread. I got your package just fine. Had a good laugh at the box art, my dad thought it was hilarious. Super tempted but will wait till Christmas. Thanks so much!
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>>39922517
Please email me on the matter - thanks!
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BM from FL, what sort of surplus do you want? Also, how edgy do you like your humor and memes?
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Sword is done, shipping out today. Hope my anon enjoys it.
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>>39923501
nice!
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>>39923501
That is super rad my man!
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Hey D. Adams in Alabama, headin out this weekend to pick up your gifts
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Tfw you're second batch sent out your goodies, and haven't heard from your target yet
Yfw you notice many others getting grinched
It looks like it's gonna be another shity Christmas lads
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>>39925077
Where are you from? It is still too early if you got international match it might take time
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>mfw got grinched last year
>mfw my grinch relief got lost in new york (was sent from chzeckboi)
>mfw bach one and no mention of me
>mfw no gidt sent as of december 1st acording to big boss
2 years in a row lads.
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>>39919662
>mfw we have converted another one
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>>39921125
extremely worried, yes
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>>39921125
Yeah, my santa match was very specific but I wasn't able to get a hold of everything from the list, so I got what I could and am going to throw in some extras... Seems like a cool guy though, so maybe he'll understand.

My description was kind of broad cause I didn't know what to write, so I'm wondering how my santa will interpret it. Hasn't posted in any of these threads yet so I'm kind of taking that as a good sign.
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>>39925077
This is the same for me.
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>>39919266
I have only received two. Are you sure there is a third?
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Louisiana bro, Cody from NH here and I got your package today. I'll open it up on Christmas and I'll post pics!
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Jon in Calicuck you're shits on it's way.
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David O in WV, your package was sent today and should arrive Monday.
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Based KS anon, supply drop received last night. Delivery man scared the fuck outta me with a loud thud on the porch after dark and almost had to draw on him.
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>>39926270
I didn't feel bad not waiting till Christmas to open because jewfag and it's currently Hanukkah. I look forward to the prostate massaging with the full 20mm. Don't worry, I will post nudes bby
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>>39924516
Thanks for the update dude!
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Dalton of wa, i got all your stuff together. will ship it tomorrow when I get a better box.
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Friends! Patches have arrived! The patch seller even said I was strong enough to handle two extra patches! That puts us at 22 for the raffle! Heres what they look like in my father's fingers! They will be off to Boss tomorrow!
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>>39927182
Fat fingers holy shit.
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To the santa in Danville, your gift was under the tree when i got off work. I went ahead and opened it because the wife wanted to know why BBC was on the side of the box. Everything you sent is awesome. Have not installed the comp but its a perfect fit, merry christmas
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>>39926303
nice gift anon
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For the krypto challenge two, I am starting to doubt that R = I. Request very very minor help.
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>>39927417
R does not equal I. There is something in the hint that should give you a clue where to look.

For anyone trying the challenges, know that I designed them to be solved by determining the encryption method and using that to decode them. While all except the last one can be brute forced with enough time, you'll have much better luck trying to figure out what the cipher is - and that's what the hints are for!
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>>39927489
Thanks for responding so quick, Big Boss
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I really want to grinch my target and keep what i got him for myself. But.... im not a nig
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>>39921689
Whats your name? You Monty in WI?

If so, i just got the last part of your gift today. I added some value to make up for the tardy send out
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I opened tonight, i feel like a jew, but i wont be in town for xmas.


Washing the glitter of has been a bitch. Going to try and use that dog dong on a tender sloot tomorrow night.


Wind meter is perfect, it will be great for my match this weekend, and works with my ballistics software.

Flash light is charging,
That jap candy is good
Thanks for the patches and rubbers.

Fuck you for the glitter, that shit is everywhere
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Gonna be that kind of xmas
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Works great, i need to make a weather vane mount for it.
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Sooo vainy
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>>39926116
Thanks for the heads up, I’ll be watching for it!
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>>39927489
You get my email about sending my package out?
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A1 from WV the second half of your gift has finally been shipped!
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>>39922590
Great!
Make sure to post when you open it!
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Tfw you get an email from BB saying it’s been shipped

Oh lawd
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>>39927769
i specifically asked for no sex toys this year. i see from your pic, that its something im just going to have to do every year from now on.
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>>39930003
BB tells you when your gift ships?
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>>39925866
cool shit.
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>>39930066
If someone mails me requesting that they be notified when the gift ships, I'll make a note to do so.
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>>39918470
I just got my target the 4 fingers of fucking death. I can't wait for him to open it up.
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>>39930066
He told me probably because I asked him a couple weeks ago since someone impersonating my Santa said he wasn’t shipping. And has just kept me up to date since then.
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>>39930110
>tfw your santa is so ghost nobody even pretends to be him

What batch are we on now, 4?
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>>39930126
Ya, I think 4 started on the 1st
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>>39918470
TO ALMOND OF CLINTON TENNESSEE
I just finished purchasing your super duper special Christmas gifts. I'm sorry it took forever, but I still have more stuff to throw in. It should be shipped out in a few days.
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>>39925312
The maple tree that all Canadians draw their power from grows stronger

>>39927182
I want (read: need) one
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>>39930099
Yo you get my ship out email today? Mike38p
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>>39922428
Who's your target?
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>>39930140
STANDING BY
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>>39930688
Tony in I think it was Minnesota.
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>>39931073
I enjoyed it it took like a week to pick up from my post office bc the joke you put in the name, I'm waiting to post pics for Christmas, also where did you get that polish spam stuff?
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>>39931073
I'll also have to wait to test out that tent I've got a foot of snow outside now
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>>39922251
Jesus man i was gettin spooked you were a no show. Anyways. Sending out your package after work this morning so sometime around 11. I really hope you like it. And im m e g a sorry for the delay
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Anyone figured out the 5th challenge for the krypto challenge? This is day three of trying to figure it out
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>>39931210
It's no problem my man I was a little late myself. Hoping for a nicely maymay'd box under my tree this year.
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>>39927182
Holy /k/ube I want one so bad.
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>>39931166
You didnt put your real last name on your application lmao all I had was “Tony” and your address.

I got the spam stuff from Ivan from Kommandostore in a care package or whatever he was calling his random box o’goodies, I was scared to eat it because of the “pork blood plasma” in it lol, I’m sure the same stuff is in American spam too, just not listed.

Glad you liked it, sorry I forgot to meme your package, if I can scrape up some dollarydoos I’ll try to send you another small package.

I haven’t even tried my tent like that out yet lol, been too cold and muddy here too, but the material feels pretty nice and I really like that it had the sealeant and patch kit with it too.

I hope you like the tent, I thought you might since you said you liked outdoors stuff and didn’t have one for yourself. I’m pretty sure it is blackout capable if you have the cover on so you can hide Innawoods and not have to be super light conscious while in it.
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>>39931166
Oh, also about the polish spam, I’m pretty sure Ivan told me it was something they modeled into stalking as tourists delight or something.
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>>39931858
REEEEEE AUTOCORRECT! S.T.A.L.K.E.R* as in the vidya I own but stopped playing after wandering around for 30 minutes and then getting btfo by an anomaly Kek
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>>39931166
Oh, sorry for being a faggot and posting 9001 replies, but have big boss send me your real last name so I can send it to you and not have it held up at the post office again. I’ll meme the inside though so your grandma doesn’t think your going to hell. Kek
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Van from Ohio! Your package is being delivered today. Just a heads up
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>>39931275
The 5th challenge needs a key. You can go back and look at all the other puzzles. Do so and see if anything stands out.
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>>39931872
kek
Its Siebert, im glad none of them saw the one i sent to some Florida anon
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BM from FL, I'll be finishing putting your package together today and mailing it out either today or tomorrow. I hope that you like everything!
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>>39931900
Thank you sir! Can't wait to open it on Christmas!
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I got the key and decoded the 5th puzzle, but the password doesn't seem to be working. tried all upper, all lowercase, first letter capitalized, nothing seems to work.
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After seeing my package that came in today my nogunz girlfriend decided to sign up but I think she made an error on our address. She has the email with the answers she put... Does she just need to reply back with the corrected answers? Our zipcode ends in 20 and she put 14 (her old zipcode).
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>>39932702
just email big boss
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>>39932702
Please email me on the matter and we'll get it sorted!
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>>39932689
Oh god there was a typo in the password in the database. No wonder you guys were having such a hard time. It's since been corrected. To be clear, the password listed in the decoded message is correct, so if you try it, it should work now.

I may need to let my web developer go...pic related.
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>>39932738
She just sent you the corrected information. Thanks!
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>>39932755
Haha, I thought I was going crazy. I started plugging in synonyms. I'm in now.
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>tfw you want to join military intelligence but you can't figure out challenge 3

pls help. do the numbers correspond to letters?
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>>39933048
The range of numbers used is a big clue
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My santa said shipped Monday so it should arrive tomorrow assuming he did a standard post office ship. I'm very excited.
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Just got my gift! Incoming autism from Mr K. In Washington.
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I hear liquid sloshing around. My Santa either sent me whiskey or a piss bottle. Not a bad haul either way.
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>>39934042
>>39934083
>>39934100
That's a whole lotta autism per square inch.
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>>39934197
It gets better!
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That's about it. I really want to open it...
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>>39934042
>>39934083
>>39934100
>>39934248
>>39934258
>>39934273

It's beautiful.
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>>39918470
Travis in NC, and Naarkerotic in maryland your shit got sent out, sorry it took so long to ship.

I hope you fat fucks appreciate it, cost like 50$ apiece to ship your packages.
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>>39918470
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Monty in Madison. If you are even real. I dont think you are.
Your shit is in the mail.
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>>39934828
Any other memes like this?
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>>39932755
thank god, i was driving myself crazy. can't wait for the next part!
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BM in FL, your package is on its way. Its nice and heavy, with a good length and girth. Apart from that descrptuon, its in perfectly discreet packing with no memery. I hope you enjoy everyrhing.
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>>39934042
>>39934100
>>39934083
>>39934248
>>39934258
>>39934273
fucking amazing.
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>>39934456
God damnit I'm so impatient... I just want to open it already.
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It won't hurt if I peek just a little, will it?
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>>39937809
Dewit, I opened mine and got a bunch of AR parts and a tactical pink dildo!
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>>39937937
This smug bastard is tempting me so bad. Just tell me what's inside already, you damn memes!
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>>39937791
>>39937809
>>39938078
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OPEN THIS PACKAGE BEFORE DECEMBER 24TH
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>>39938461
I'm glad that you like the decorations though, I think I got you some things you'll appreciate.
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>>39938474
Oof, well, I guess that’s that. Mine didn’t say anything about not opening lol.
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>>39938461
>>39938474
AAAAAAAGH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE TELL ME YOU STUPID TWINK COSPLAYER!

I'll respect your wishes. I heard the liquid inside, what did you send me?
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>>39938506
It's a blast from the past in soda form, I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>39938506
It's a full mason jar of my cum. I checked for aids a couple years ago and got neg so you're fine to drink it.
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>>39938532
>a few years ago
I had a sensible chuckle.
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Baws check your email I want to do another one but the site won’t let me sign up!
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Bump
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SG in Statesville I'm just getting all of the pieces together for you, they're coming in the mail either today or tomorrow.
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Bump
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Caleb of ohio thanks for the box. Im at work right now but my fiencèe is very concerned.
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>>39941238
She doesn't know I signed up for se/k/ret santa or what /k/ so I'll have some splaining to do tonight.
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>>39941238
Who would marry a guy who can’t spell.
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>>39941250
Also how ya gonna marry someone you don’t communicate with? You seem like you stuck a ring on the first girl to touch your peepee OR you are underagedb& and didn’t want to mention living with yo mom.
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>>39941278
No I told her I was doing a secret santa just didn't go into detail. She's not as interested in firearms as I am and not nearly as autistic so I don't feel the need to talk about /k/ with her. Just like she has hee own interests that I don't find intesting my self. And no sorry I don't live with my mom
I won't marry my fiancée until I could support her myself.
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Kes in the Dougler province,

Package will arrive Monday, was scheduled to be there Friday but FedEx was slow, hope you like the penguin tape!
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>>39941364
Anon please be smart don't set yourself up for divorce rape. You can live and have kids with that women just don't bring the state into your lives.

anon pls be smart about this.
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>>39927769
You were warned in the threads a couple times.
Glad you like it and it made it safe!
Good luck at your match and Merry Christmas, anon.
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>>39938532
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>>39941238
No problem MR38 I hope you like it all I never got the chance to get the shooting gloves but everything I sent was something I like and use. I would of posted sooner but I been banned on a 3 day.
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Joey in PA ive shipped your 2nd package. Youve been a faggot not posting in the threads so i sent 2 dildos ive retired and some gas station viagra
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>target asks for no clothes
>send him a box of my old milsurp clothes that I don't like
Overlord tier btw
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>>39941952
I left it vague because i really didnt care what i got.

The wind meter was perfect used it today at a match.. The candy was good, the flashlight is great, i actually just ordered 2 more. The condoms are a little snug but came in useful last night, tender girl balked at the dog dong.
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>>39941250
>>39941238
Don't worry I didn't put any weird or NSFW in there
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>>39941952
I never saw that thread, and if i had, i would have said, a wind meter, and carrot cury


Marry xmas i hope you got as good as you gave.
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>>39941432
Oh shit, I know I will dog. Don't know if you got yours yet, but your second box is coming along nicely. It may arrive after christmas, and if so I am deeply sorry about that.
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>>39942001
Lol, same
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Digital Apollo from Ohio, hope you enjoy your dragoon dildo. In all seriousness, Merry /K/ristmas. I don't think I went heavy on the memes, but they should be all sfw.
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Howdy comrades, I have another nice update - we have just added a new prize to the raffle! The Crimson Caravan has donated five $10 gift codes to their store, which means that five more lucky participants will get a raffle prize. Thanks much to the Crimson Caravan staff for donating this prize - we love you!

You can see more details on the raffle tab at https://sekretsanta.com/?tab=raffle
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>>39943676
Based and redpilled.
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Hello fellow /K/ommandos, I recently did something I’ve wanted to do for a while and started a podcast. I’ll be covering internet subcultures and phenomena, and for my first episode, I decided to interview our very own Big Boss. He is a great guy and a real class act and I hope you guys like the episode. If it seems like something you’d enjoy, consider subscribing to my YouTube channel or SoundCloud account. Thanks, and Merry /K/ristmas to all!

https://youtu.be/PWy7gP5dVlI
https://soundcloud.com/user-151059025/subculture-corner-episode-1-big-boss-and-the-sekret-santa
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Dominic in VA.

Your package was shipped today and should be there by Wednesday. Don't open until xmas you little fgt.
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If we were in round 1, and completed, can we sign up for round 4 too?
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Ayy based anon from Portland I got your gift. Do I need to be a gud boi or can I open it?
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Jasso from TX your gift is in your post office, go get it
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>>39944171
Yeah you can
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>>39944456
Do we just email, i tried to fill out the signup, but got an error i had already done it
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>>39944505
Yep, email big boss and he should be able to get you through
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>>39944236
Kentucky? open it whenever
I'm saving mine for /k/rismas
Hope you like it!
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>>39944382
Alright!
I might drop by tomorrow or Monday.
Thanks a lot, and I'll save it till Christmas, but post in the unboxing.
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>>39941978
>>39942021

Thanks again caleb. I won't be home on or around Christmas because of work so I opened it early. I can definitely some stuff right away like the dump pouch and sling and I'll have to put the magpul on my next ar build.
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>>39945389
I' am glad it is good for you the drop leg plat form works best with the duty holsters I wasn't sure what gun you wanted it for but the drop legs are GQ AF and the dump pouch has an NSN # Oh and sorry about the no slav stuff but you can shoot the one 54r and think of me.
Also I wasn't kidding you come to the Cleveland area let me know ill take you shooting and show you around.
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>>39943629
It hasn't come yet but ill be looking mine just got to my target >>39945389
. I am happy no matter what and I am glad to spread some love to some of the only people I like. /k/
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>>39945389
I just noticed there was should of been a Blue force gear double pistol mag pouch in multicam let me look around if it is here ill send it.
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Why has my target not posted? Batch one and I've heard nothing.
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>>39945800
Because your santa wanted free shit and grinch you.
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>>39945905
I got two boxes from my Santa. My target hasn't posted shit. Does he like what I sent?
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>>39945928
Are you in texas? My recipient has not posted yet, sent 2 boxes. I am pretty sure i am getting grinched, batch 1 and pacjage not sent as of decembwr 1st.
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>>39946050
PA/k/ best /k/
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>>39942056
>>>39941432 (You)
>Oh shit, I know I will dog. Don't know if you got yours yet, but your second box is coming along nicely. It may arrive after christmas, and if so I am deeply sorry about that.

No worries if it's after Christmas, I'll have the one to open on the day of! It hasn't arrived yet, I check the mail daily after work, should be here soon I'd think
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>>39945928
>>39946050
maybe he got banned I was for the last few days I know on the 5th a few people got it.
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>>39945708
Ill definitely hit you up man
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>>39943913
I very much enjoyed the interview - best of luck with the podcast going forward man!
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>>39943913
Finals are clapping my cheeks pretty bad right now but I'll definitely check this out soon.
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John from Colorado, your shit is on the way. Make sure you read the not and follow the instructions for a fun surprise ;)

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