SuiginTouhouHave you taken your lactic acid bacteria /jp/?
Because I know I sure have
I want to tell suigintou to tenderly dominate me but she gets too into it and starts whipping my ass with a riding crop and yelling at me in German.
Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!I'm crying as I type this.
The only doll with her own board on 4chan.
literally Touhou themehttps://youtu.be/Xhbxg2IgFiM
I want Suigintou to tie me down and call me worthless trash.
>>22356819I will give her as much yakult as she wants
Real desu hours
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desuWhen we are all the same mind and spirit~~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desuthe sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibrationMother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
>>22360242Shut the fuck up
>>22361928fuck those cheap-ass razors holy shit
>>22356819>SuiginTouhouClever.The LAST Rozen Maiden Thread of the YEAR and OF THIS DECADE has BEGUN!Make it one to remember /jp/!
How to enter a red room?
would you a doll
tfw no doll harem
So, uh... Who's gonna animate Rozen Maiden 0?
>>22357024>Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou.>My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep.Mighty Dreams, anon.
I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to watch Rozen Maiden about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last publication. Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Suiseiseki every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Suiseiseki. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Suiseiseki. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Suiseiseki everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Suiseiseki doll. Suiseiseki is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Suiseiseki. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Suiseiseki. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose SATORI board. You definitely must know a way to help Suiseiseki break free from behind her glass prison.Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.
>>22358254>https://youtu.be/Xhbxg2IgFiMlol @ Rozen Maiden 2013
>>22357024Old pasta is old
Pick a doll. You'll not get harmed.
>>22378846Desu is forever my love.
>>22378846I'm incapable of picking anybody other than Suigintou
>>22380497Do you like Suigintou because she is a worthless piece of trash like you?
>>22380515Comparing her to me is selling her a few hundred kilometers short.
>>22378846I will take the bootleg home and love her.
>>22381739I don't accept that thing on the right as a doll.
Still waiting for season 3, ever loyal to Gin-sama
>>22383068This series is cursed. It's not gonna happen.
TEA. I WANT IT NOW!
>>22383998One can dream can't they?
>>22356819Why yes, as a matter of fact I have enjoyed my daily lactic acid bacteria infusion, how could you tell?
>>22356819I was a wimp before yakultnow I'm a master and all the dolls love me
>>22394723All the dolls!
>>22378846I want to say Hina but she's pretty spoiled and whiny without the other dolls around to keep her in lineI go with the meta option which is to pick Shinku, knowing that the rest will show up eventually
>>22361956would you trust her near your coin purse?
I miss her so much https://youtu.be/WmLKL3Pa7IQ
Fighting evil by moonlightWinning love by daylightNever running from a real fight!She is the one named Sailor Shinku!She will never turn her back on a friendShe is always there to defendShe is the one on whom we depend unlike Suigintou who is a coward, weak, friendless, always running away from fights, hiding in her upside down world, and doesn't drink tea.
>>22358839I love this artist. Even his crudest sketches are just so full of soul. It's a shame he seems to have stopped.
Non traditional lactobacillic bump
>>22412773Shinku, more like Stinku!
I wish I had a cute doll to bring me tea (and use as an onahole)
>>22412773Cat reminds me of someone...
>>22413075>use as an onaholeDolls are for combat. not lewd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VURZBBEdk4
>>22415247Take a breather soldier! Freedom has no country or colors!!#https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rzwi3htagVI
>>22414156Does anyone else watashi wa ore Kowaii last week's barbecue?(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HHXzst62n60)
>>22418389You know what they say about girls with big feet...
>>22419124Duke Nukem's might boots of kicking.
>>22418389me wearing balenciaga
>>22419191The right bottom corner one is cute.
>>22419191I used to be able to recognize most of these... My memory is getting worse as time goes by...
>>22419264There's this cure for that doctor who was a setup guy.
>>22419557Slay me, my queen.
If you haven't read the Rozen Maiden manga or lightnovels already, why haven't youGet your spoonfeed herehttps://mega.nz/#F!GnQj2SKa!aAPzWsgbgqMFXRII0f_J_A
It is my drinks now, nerd.
>>22422780Thanks youSaving the link
How to capture the Suigintou.
it's burnable trash day
This doll is lonely.
Always found it kinda weird the anime gave Suigintou a sword out of nowhere but I'm not complaining.
>>22440621i got used to her having a sword, but since i faced the truth about two years ago, i'm not complainig either
>>22440621NOMAD were sword fetishists
>>22440621She seems like the kind of girl who studied the blade while we were partying, so it makes sense.
I finally read the manga in the past 2 days and it was very good.Now I see that Suigintou truly is a best.
I just want 2022 to get here already. I need to know if anything cool happens for the manga and series 20th anniversary.
>>22466890I want to adopt all three of them dolls!
Thread could do with some more OC
>>22470734Become a doll.
>>22473806Why would I want to become a doll
oh god please kill who ever made thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikv6pmFYKgs
Her seraphic blue pupils stare pensively into her nearly empty tea cup."More tea, Shinku?"I asked, but those words were merely for superficial formality. I innately understood from her expression that she was willing to accept my hospitality.I grab the tea kettle and stretched myself over to pour its pale brown liquid into her cup. Her face remains unflinching in the process. I prepare myself. With all my might I fixate my eyes on her. One could slay me there and I would not budge an inch.A few moments pass, and she became aware that her cup has been refilled. She heightens the cup to her mouth. She then closes her eyes, simultaneously tilting the cup and slightly arching her head to let the essence of Oolong flow accurately into her rosebud lips. Soon she is satisfied and reverses her refined movements. The sculpted ceramic upon landing on her plate emitted a soft "clank". Her air of elegance, sophistication, and grace lingers in the atmosphere. She resumes her wistful gaze into her cup.I absorbed all that wonder. An orb of tears escapes from my right eye. This is what my heart, my soul, yearn for everytime we meet here in our sanctuary, my sanctuary, at some transcendent dimension of space and time reserved exclusively for us.I have found my bliss.My Shinku.
>>22480323"anon, quit day dreaming and get me some tea"punches anon right in the kisser
Doll onaholeDoll onahole
LITTLE STINKU DUM DUM! HA HA! how's it feel having sisters who loves you, getting tea served and watching detective kun-kun on a comfy living room? my medium could die at any given moment if i use some of her energy. you must be feelin really stupid right about now huh?
>>22490917This brings me back, where does time go?
>>22492687Time goes with it's pace to the infinity ...but, if time didn't flow, we wouldn't be able to remember good things and perceive new, maybe even greater things.
This thread sucks
Do you guys think there will ever be a new manga or anime?
>>22499107Rozen Maiden publication dates:August 2002 - May 2007April 2008 - January 2014December 2011 - April 2014February 2016 - March 2019
that time of year.
Does Suigintou prefer sauerkraut or kimchi?
>>22523325Bros, why are Nazis so hot
>>22523325>>22523602There will be no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers! Here, you are ALL equally useless!
>>22523602Hugo Boss. Literally.
Adopt the doll or become the doll?
>>22532830did junk fart?
>>22532864Shinku is being a vile bully and everyone else is joining in.
>>22527743It would be acceptable for Suigintou to live with me.
Desu cast harm.
General suiseiseki, this is your last chance.we purge this thread under the authority of the chapter master of the Tea Ravens. withdraw your men to orbit and our conflict can still end peacefully.
>>22537264I have the utmost respect for the Emperor's space marines and their millennia of service, captain shinku but my orders are explicit and come directly from desuchan command, I cannot withdraw.
>>22537272then the time for talk is over.
commissar souseiseki has fallen, general, and your soldiers are in open revolt.surely you can see the end is at hand
>>22537302The blood of the emperor's servants is on your hand, space marine
These space marines are gripped by madness, men!! They fight against the emperor's holy will
>>22537319i will not be called a traitorGENERAL!!!
>>22537323You haven't silenced me yet, tea raven
a suigin post
>>22537550Iku doesn't like the doll admiring her milk...
>>22535686Taking her home.
>>22532864>>22532830Plot twist Su-chan made a mistake and still smelled faintly like the sweaty sex she had prior to visiting, still with the subtle, not completely gone smell of cum still lingering on her.
>>22546728Shinku is the onahole doll. Not Suigintou.
>>22549524Agreed. I wouldn't stick my dick in the trash can either.
>>22544117>the first to have a bootleg copyIn the Nfield a swarm of chineese bootleggers are eternally chasing Kira for source material.
>>22549524delete this post
This new doll knows what's up
>>22549524y would I have intercourse with hundreds year old trash?
>>22557592What a chapter.
>>22562028Rozen Maiden 0, chapter 17
>>22557592She's just on Bluetooth with Gin though
Detective Kunkun gets all the bitches. Every time.
>>22357024everything will be daijoubu
>>22465018I have this one on my phone as a wallpaper
Dawa getting rekt by godly Gin-sama circa 2006
>>22544032>>22544117I like autism doll 1 & 2.
>>22564755Kunkun the mighty.