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http://imgbox.com/g/p8dA5W9lqeWikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 200. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/pInBYFHB
>>21677530Little Studycow, are you excited about the upcoming collections of everything Katsuhiro Otomo has ever done? Surely his art style is a worthy topic of study for a bachelor's thesis in art college or something...
>>21677530Adorable, as all cows are.
>>21677549Hot glue it.
>>21677568How do they manage the heat of summer?
>>21677582Same way everyone else does.
>>21677568That's a jaunty pose
Remember to lick your trolls
Just adding the updated tweet translation from the previous thread here for translator anon to continue from when ready.>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1145930378978312192>"Human. Being happy is your duty! What? You're not happy? That is treason against us!>...Anyway, you're not looking well taken care-of. Are you single? >Are you perhaps not sleeping enough because of your job? Are you eating well? Do you like meats? Just wait a second" (puts on an apron)>~The conqueror Demon~>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1145933962490990592>"Even though your basic living conditions have improved, yet you still feel unhappy; I see human's greed indeed knows no bound~ >What is that? You don't have abilities to be husband of me, and you're not worthy of my affections? >How foolish, this is your punishment for commiting a treason. Just be pampered by me~ I'll say it one more time. Being happy is your duty~">~The conqueror Demon~
>>21677610Fuck it I need to write something with this line of reasoning now
Dragons are secretly nerds
>>21677687Lies and slander.
>>21677687They certainly specialize in a specific thing and develop a great trove of knowledge of said subject.
>>21677747I was thinking more like rare artifacts from a specific culture or time period but sure, food also.
>>21677762I don't even know the rules to tennis...
>>21677784How about volleyball then?
>>21677806How about we play the sport of kings, baseball?
>>21677610https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1146390729456930816>Although many of you may already know this, this talk is about what it is like to turn into "Heroes" or "Incubi". >These terms refer to condtion where an ordinary human has their 'limits as a human' removed by receiving tons of mana by various reasons. Think of it like having your level caps removed in RPGs.>Incubi and Heroes are the same thing in principle; their only difference the nature of their mana recieved: whether it was from Gods or from MGs.>Heroes and Incubi have great amount of mana stored in them, so their basic physical stats are very high, (For example, you can get things like HP +1000, Def +500, ability to endure critical blows and stay at 1 HP etc, etc.)>But they only had their level caps removed, meaning you don't get automatically strong in battles just beacuse you have become a Hero or get to be good in sex just because you have become an Incubus.>The apparent power of Heroes are actually from their trainings all paying off at once when blessed. This is because by removing the level cap, the stacked-up EXPs from their trainings made their level jump. >This means if you did not go through any trainings beforehand, even if you get blessed, only your basic physical stats will go up and you will not get that strong. Think of it like those Lv.1 Heroes. >Only by leveling up by going through trainings you can become strong in inhuman levels.>So, in theory, anybody can become a Hero if you get blessed and receive mana from God. But since getting actually strong solely relies on your efforts to overcome human limits, there only exists a handful of Heroes.>This in other words mean there can be ordinary people who are actually a Hero. >On the other hand, you normally become an Incubus by having a repeated sex with MGs. This means your EXPs in sex will stack up and once your level caps are removed by becoming an Incubus your level of abilities related to sex will jump, for example like ability to give pleasure to MGs or receiving pleasures from MGs.>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likey that they will be befuddled by their state where they can't just stop cumming and their erections not going away thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.>Also, since amount of cum relies on basic physical stats, it seems Heros can also cum a lot more than ordinary people, too. Though not on the level of Incubi.>This sums up the part of battles and sex. But there are other areas as well where you can break limit by becoming a Hero or Incubus.All right, 10/20 done. I'll do the rest tomorrow or something, I need to go to bed now. Feel free to correct any grammar mistakes or ugly parts or just anything
>>21677806That's cheating! If she's like many real cephalopods then her arms all have their own nervous systems capable of semi-independent action. It's like 9 against 2.
It’s all fun and games till you impregnate the international representative of a monster girl nation
>>21677884Okay, but what happens then?
>>21677892Diplomatic scandals, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria! You must take responsibility for the your country's sake.
>>21677896Cats in spats?
>>21677901Cats in scrubs.
I bet even monstergirls make the dumb jokes to cashiers
>>21677901Don’t laugh at her shoes!
>>21677839Thanks translator dude. Always nice to get more info on how the setting works.
>>21677747>>21677713>big dragon >loves food>Wonderland girl>diamond suit >three mouths You know damn well what she's eating, and it's not food. She's /d/egenerate by default. She's a vore girl through and through You can deny it all you like, but you know it's true.
>>21677899>cats and dogs living together
>>21677892Diplomatic responsibility taking>>21677896Cute cat
>>21677839>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likey that they will be befuddled by their state where they can't just stop cumming and their erections not going away thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.Hmmm, so since the potions don't actually give you a ton of sexual experience levels, the physical changes are what are overwhelming about becoming an incubus too quickly? i.e. if it was just "sex levels" stacked up then all incubi would be overwhelmed, but they can handle it because the normally steady transformation into an incubus comes with steady changes to their body (hence why many incubi can't be sure at what point precisely they became incubi).Basically its two different but related stats:Sex levels = Accumulated sexual capability as far as giving and receiving pleasure are concerned, stacked levels are gained upon becoming an incubus.Physical stats = Your body and mind's overall physical condition, i.e. the ability to handle the sexual capacity efficiently, and to physically cum and endure beyond human capability. Becoming an incubus changes these too, but if you didn't steadily acclimate yourself and instead got transformed rapidly then you may be overwhelmed.
>>21677905Looks like crome
How lusty/sex crazy do you like your MG?
>>21677591I want to take White Horn-san to the beach for the first time in her life!
>>21677632Living the dream. I bet after all that she still gets up and cooks dinner to get you ready for that night.
Pat the cows.
>>21677907Especially if that cashier is a male.
>>21677687>be a knight on your first mission >gotta go slay a dragon for king and country >woohoo >you enter the dark and dank cave and you thought you lost your way for a bit until you see a light at the end >you walk into a room FILLED with nothing more than figures lined all around the walls >and in the middle wearing a pair of headphones and schlicking to a Fantasy Knight eroge is a small and very under developed dragon girl
How do you feel about cum swapping?
>>21677884I had an idea for a story like that but the MC accidentally sleeps with two MG diplomats and because of this helps broker a peace and humanity lives in harmony with monsters but then I realized something; I can’t write smut to save my life.
>>21677949Well I imagine it would be okay for the first few years, but then ten years go by and we still don’t have a daughteru and both our mothers are hounding us for grandchildren, and she then finally snaps and doesn’t let me leave the bedroom until she knows she’s pregnant.
>>21677935Yes, I think that's pretty much gist of it. I personally think these 'rapid Incubization' are used for corrupting/tempting unwilling human males, especially since KC specifically said it can occur from Succubi's magics. Looks pretty effective, too
>>21678018Between two or more girls, it's really hot.
Gyaru monstergirls are the best. Change my mind.
>>21678064>Change my mind.Make me, faggot.
>>21678018Imagine a jabberwock cumswapping between her tentacle mouths before downing it with her main mouth
do you think a marriage fish could come inland to marry other water couples?
>>21678072This, but with a tentacle.
>>21678051I imagine it would be. If I could suddenly cum near literal buckets literally all night long and had a hot girl willing to take it for as long as I could give it I'd go nuts, too.
>>21678089I headcanon that aquatic MG don't generally care about salt vs. fresh water, but may prefer one environment over the other, so yeah.
>>21678089Sea Bishops are supposed to be able to do ezpz Little Mermaid legs-magic, aren't they?They can walk to wherever they're needed if they have to
>>21678187I want to lewd these sea saints
>>21678187Your plane crashed into the oceanThere’s not much you can recall so stay with us in RaptureWhere the great do not fear the smallI have built the world around youWith the sweat of my own browUp there leeches ask for their shareUnder here we let them drownUnder the sea, under the seaThe city’s so pretty, you should stay with meWould you kindly
>>21678192> Ufufufu> Defiling a priestess? My my, landlubbers are even more eager than I'd heard
>>21678238>mfw no ara ara CC bishop teacher
>>21677949Lilim or Ushi sex crazy.
>>21678126Would be great if me and sahu could just go to some island way out there
>>21678267>tfw hoping to die peacefully in your sleep but wake up the next day full of dread
>>21677949Lewd and loving, with a hint of genuine pervert
>>21677839Nice to see how rpg-ish the setting is.
>>21678343Not gonna lie, I kinda hate it.I don’t understand why everything has to have a fucking precise stat and numbers tied to it. It’s annoyingly common in jp media.Quantitative power levels were a mistake.
>>21678348I agree. I fucking despise the constant need to put videogame mechanics into everything, because it pretty much runs contrary to having good worldbuilding.
>>21677839>he's got cumming and the amount of cum produced down to a scienceI swear this madman will never cease to amaze me
>>21678348Well to be fair, MGE was meant from the beginning to be a RPG-inspired setting. Its not like RPG elements infiltrated it, they were there from the start (hence why several of the original girls are clearly inspired by JRPG enemies).
>>21677839>But there are other areas as well where you can break limit by becoming a Hero or IncubusWhich makes me wonder. There are biological mechanisms that will activate when near death that can enable superhuman feats. Would that translate into a limit break in MGE?
>>21678348>>21678355its just an example that he gave in terms of videogame jargon so that his meaning would be easier to grasp, because filthy gaijins just cant comprehend how nuanced the nips can get. No need to lose your heads over it
>>21678343I don't like it either. Stats are fine for games where you NEED to quantify things, but I don't like them in the story itself. It just comes off as lazy or childish most of the time.
>>21678369RPG-inspired does not have to mean dumb shit like gotta drink your milk every day to get +5 Con! If I find this relic I get 500exp which will make me Level Up and increase all my stats! And other similar horseshit.It’s the difference between “Setting from a fantasy RPG” and “Tabletop Fantasy RPG handbook”
Wikifag here.After looking through the russian MGE fangroups, I have about 600-1k images to go through.Expect a lot of russian in the future.
>>21678404>600-1k imagesJesus christ, Russian fans draw a lot.
>>21678404>board's gonna get swarmed with gopnik kikisI have nothing against this
>>21678404There's a lot of goodies mixed in there, good quality all around.
>>21678411They run a MGE Q&A page where people can ask monster girls some questions and artists draw the responses
>>21678414That shark looks trustworthy.
>>21678422>fan Q&AsOh god no.
There are 102 Apophis images, but I think I got most of them when I went through some guy's DA account.Cu Sith comes at 63. Most are pixelated.52 for the Ghoul.Next would be Anubis, Ratatoskr, Mershark, Mantis.I'll have to go through a facebook-like feed for all of them to actually get the artist, so that'll be a pain. Should be done this summer.
>>21678404I guess the Russians are good for something.
>>21678404Hope there's at least a few new pictures of some underloved mgs in there
>>21678426What's wrong with that?
>>21678428>mantisNow there's one you don't see often these days.
>>21678382>its just an example that he gave in terms of videogame jargon so that his meaning would be easier to grasp, because filthy gaijins just cant comprehend how nuanced the nips can get.Just to be clear, those numbers (HP + 1000 and such) are in the Japanese tweet, and I doubt KC made those tweets with English speakers in mind.
>>21678442I take it you haven’t been exposed to much material in that vein among various English-speaking fandoms, especially where tumblr was involved?Most times they’re a goddamn cringepocalypse.
>>21677531Fool! Bullying a shorty only makes it hornier!
>>21678442Some fan questions live on in infamy.
>>21678412Prepare to be disappointed. The Ruskies like all sorts of girls and don't have the same aversions to certain things as burgers and fries.
>>21678461I kind of wish I could have seen KC's face when he first read that question.
>>21678467Probably something like this.
Consider the following: SURRENDER.
>>21676888Shit, I meant to write violet
Let's go to the beach!
>>21678556Huge Sahu butt
>>21678556Fat fish fanny.
>>21678569i wanna lay on it and have a nice wet tail over my head
>>21678588>nice wet tail
I'm getting impatient about the progress on my apophis smut.. I might just cut it short and try to just end things on a high note.
>>21678621You mean Sandy Vaginas? Shame, that was shaping up to be a nice story.
Left or right?
>>21678621Here's my progress for those who are interested. Stuff will expire soon as they're just WIP.https://pastebin.com/66SnBjdBhttps://pastebin.com/H7Q2pdmihttps://pastebin.com/d2CKb1N8https://pastebin.com/MDavWQW3>>21678631On the plus side, it probably means my smut phase is ending, so I can now move on with my life.I'll make sure you get the sex scene.
>>21678633Right.BIG HORNSBIG TAIL
>>21678633Right, though it was a tough call.
>>21678619It’s good but I want a flat fish with the fattest of asses
What is the monstergirl equivalent of the Navy Seal Copypasta?
What happens if a man does the ritual to become a lich?
>>21677610I want it so bad.
>>21678687Well yeah, them and the hips need to be proportionally large
>>21678731Why does she have a kneecap on the back of her leg
>meanwhile, an Apophis is wondering where her bling went
>>21677610>maid species can be extremists tooIt'd be heaven on earth.
>>21677610extremists are good girls
I thought not being happy was just treason for fairy kind. Maybe it's extra treasonous for them?
>>21678792They'll make you happy by any means necessary.
>>21678792It's called treason because it makes the Titanias cry, but I don't think they'd ever "punish" you for it like a demon would. They'd just scrunch up their hands and vow to make the kingdom even more wonderful so it couldn't happen ever again.But with extremist Titanias, beware.
>>21678806i want the pixie to put that cock lasso on me
>>21678745I think grape sneks look better without the bling.
>>21678841Who is more likely to cry at the sight of a man crying? Titania or Banshee?
>>21678869his dad for raising a crying pussy
>>21678849That would take a while, but doubtless be a favored bonding activity.>>21678854It's not very tasteful, is it?>>21678869Banshees cry at the thought of crying. If you say "tear" they will tear up, like some kind of Pavlovian response. They win hands down.
>>21678461>The two commoners start doing a Statler and Waldorf routine during the birth.
>>21678883The girth on that second image can't be ignored, that's for sure.
>>21678875That's the stuff.
What's in the envelope?
>>21678882i'd wash a whitehorn
>>21678461What monster is the most likely to want to watch births?Not even in a perverted way or anything, but just fascinated by the moment that a new life enters the world.
>>21677610These demons are dangerous.
>>21678901A Lich seems the most likely.
>>21678895It's the acceptance letter to Hogwarts.
>>21678901Lich or bicorn.
>>21678904>>21678910Why a lich?
>>21678910>Bicorn watching her sub wife give birth>once out she starts feeding the new daughter to assert dominance.
>>21678869Titanias will try and utterly fail to be stoic, while Banshees will just openly weep. Banshees get the edge but it's a close race.
>>21678914SCIENCE plus "dead" girl. She should be doubly impressed by birth.
Do you imagine any mgs with accents?
>>21678915>tfw we don't know whether bicorns give birth to unicorns or bicorns because nips would rather ask questions like >>21678461
>>21678947Wait. Can you imagine how fucking weird a unicorn would think her bicorn mother is? It'd be like her teenage years all the time unless she gets cucked herself.
>>21678946swedish white horn
As much as I am enjoying Life with a Lamia, it does make me appreciate how mamono mana reduces the burden of sex on a man's body in the MGE. Without that the sheer sexual appetite of a monster girl can legit downright make you fear for your life.That is, at the current point in the game she just decided to get "serious" with Light for the first time and made him cum four times in a row with a snake tongue blowjob. He couldn't move afterward. And this is after ravishing him "like a human" routinely for weeks.
>>21678947>Have bicorn childhood friend>She loses to the harem she herself put together for youCan you imagine the salt? This is how you'd get that yan momster from last thread.
>>21678927Echidna family trees must be really confusing, especially if monsters born of an Echidna can give birth to Echidnas >>21678962>Unicorn daughter wants to stay unicorn >Refuses to share her boyfriend with her sisters >Bicorn mom calls her selfish and tells her all about how great it is to be cucked >Watching her hubby fuck other girls in front of her and getting them pregnant before her >Elopes with her boyfriend to escape her crazy family >Mama Bicorn is left on the couch crying, wondering where she went wrong as her husband and other harem members comfort her
>>21679006No, Anon, you are the parasites.
>>21679016>and then anon was a slime carrier
>>21678974White horn on meme review?
>>21679032Oh Anon, there aren't any girls on the internet. Anon would just end up stuck in a tritonia's back tentacles forever.
>>21678946It's cliche, but kikis with ever-so slight russian accents are cute, especially if when flustered they revert to a heavy accent or actual original language.
>>21678946I'm not sure why but when I imagine a danuki speaking her voice comes out with a south Boston accent.
>>21679032Boys cannot become slime carriers.
>>21679070he alps and then becomes a slime carrier
>>21679057Being stuck in front of her in a perpetual hug sounds more ideal
>>21679070>they can but parasite slimes just tell you otherwise>they just adhere to the guy like a symbiote until they spot the ideal girl>not having a host other than a man makes them very picky though so they might get hung up on eye color, bust size or hip ratios.
>>21679102>having to live with a pslime that sucks you off at every opportunity.>think it will end once you get her a host.>She convinces the host to leave a part of slime on you to keep doing it.
>>21679102>An MG that latches onto you, learns your preferences, then corrupts the perfect girlPretty nice.
>>21679128What spell is she practicing?
>a loli Satyros that fainted because anon scared her
>>21679183Quick! Someone get a flask!
>>21679168Who knows, but her pslime looks quite interested!
>Being happy is your duty!Heh, yeah...
>>21679187>"You can't get ye flask"
>>21679128>A simple routine of being milked, having the part of slime move to give your semen to the host and the back again.
>>21677907>>21678010>Mamono purposely buy tons of small items to give themselves a chance to talk to you>Some do it out of desperation but a certain manticore does it just to see you squirm at her innuendo and suggestions>Once bought every packet of gum at your register racks just to piss you off
>>21679256Probably end up keeping some of it in the slime sacs so she can do a performance for you while drinking it.
>>21679262I wonder if retail jobs would be as soul sucking as they are now with MG customers instead>inb4 obvious 'sucking' jokeI expect better from you faggots
>>21679203>Massive depression Anon is disappointed that he can't even fulfill one duty>Trying only makes him sadder>Panicking demon.tiffGood thing she can just rape it out of him.>>21679262>All of itNo, that's not it. She should buy all but one or two so you still have to go through the trouble of replacing the boxes but also have to put the remainder on top without it falling off. This is the cheshire way. It's also how you give an Anubis an aneurysm.
Are you brave enough?
>>21679262I work at a grocery store so having Mamono around would definitely make things lively
>>21679262>Go on break when your usual visitors come around thinking you can avoid them >No luck, they just waited at the checkout till you came back and all lined up to you >Manager tries to get them to go to different line but they all insist you are just a really great cashier >They all purposely hide or fumble with the items in their carts just so they have more time to chat with you >The only reason they finally check out is because the monster girls behind them want their turn with you And what about those delinquent Hellhounds that always try to get you to buy them some cigarettes after work? >>21679338I bet they still are, and much to the enjoyment of the overworked and overstressed salary monster girls constantly hitting on the young boys and asking them when they get off work, or trying to get their number
>>21679341Demons don't seem like the type to give up or show weakness, so you'd have to reassure her you understand she's trying her best and you really appreciate the attempt. You might see the smugness crack for a split second.
>>21679341>Good thing she can just rape it out of him.I don't think that's how it works. If anything he might get the idea that all he's good for is sex.
>>21679358And with her he'd be the very best, and that's something to be proud of!
>>21679358Depression is a mental illness and MAMONO MANA cures those. Flying in the face of logic it just might work.
Folks talk about rebuilding the elven race but never the dwarven race.That changes now, grab a shortstack dwarf and breed her!Reclaim the mountains!
>>21679379I bet you'd need more mamono mana depending on how deep the depression.
>>21679392>Rebuild the dwarven race But there's already a race of dwarves, anon, they're called manlets
>>21679400I'd say that fox needs a spanking but she'd probably enjoy it.
>>21679392I will volunteer.
Lolis with big thighs.
>>21679394Well doesn't she looked pleased with herself.
>>21679431are made for breeding
>>21678980>Without that the sheer sexual appetite of a monster girl can legit downright make you fear for your life.That's a good thing.
>>21679474Hey, I'm as big a fan of feeling like your very being is getting sucked out (and MGE girls love to cater to that), but orgasming to the point of anything more than mild pain isn't really a turn on for me.
>>21679379That's boring as fuck though. It's so much better when she has to provide genuine love and affection while slowly helping anon learn to overcome his depression, and even if he'll never be fully 'cured' he'll at least be happier than he was previously.
>>21679400>tfw no smug fox gf to regularly tease you about your height
>>21679485Don't worry, it'll all start blurring together soon enough.
>>21679517And this is why i love lolims
>>21679431Thick rata thighs
>>21679491>That's boring as fuck though. It's so much better when she has to provide genuine love and affection while slowly helping anon learn to overcome his depressionTo some extent that's what happens though. With the conqueror demon we've got two cases now (the other being a baphomet's husband in world guide 3) where simply being married to a monster wasn't enough to remove all signs of depression, lack of self esteem, etc. Its a process.
>>21678762 I mean it was confirmed a while back that those demonic pacts could sometimes summon Kikis on occasion.
>>21679526Thick thighs are arousing and scary. The legs are the strongest part of a woman. You realize on an instinctual level that once they lock around you there is no escape from their strength.
>>21679526She has a nice tail
>>21679534Legs are nothing.
>>21679568How do I get this to happen to me?
>>21679491Boring is a consequence of convenience in this case. That effect is one of many things in the setting I minimize or remove in my headcanon.
>>21679573Pay a visit to the nice CC fox sisters that live down the street.
Do you like the original encyclopedia mg look or do you like a more oc look?
>>21679599Profile girls are the best
>>21679599Both are fine
>>21679599i like profile but i'm working on oc
>>21679599I like both. On one hand I love off profile stuff since my harem are all off profile but on the other, the original profile designs are what got me into MGE.
>>21679599Profile girls are great most of the time.
Truly even at your job you are not safe from monsters
>>21679526>>21679517>>21679470ywn be pinned between a bapho, a lolim and a fat bottom ratatoskr who has huge dirt on the other two
I could really use a harem of five p'orc slaves right about now
>>21679646The best ending, the best harem.
>>21679643My job is busy enough with just humans. Don't want to imagine monster girls on top of that.
>>21679540She has a nice everything, flat thick ratas are perfect
>>21679643>>21679673I find it difficult imagining what my job would be like in world with monstergirls.
>>21679599I like both of them my waifu an oc
>>21679686well what do you do anon?
>>21679675>flat thick ratas are perfectJust make them tall or rather just not a shortstack and that's perfect
>>21679643I work in a games and movie rental store (also sell games retro and new). What monsters would i see?
>>21679698Lot's of nerd monsters and every so often a cheshire will prank call you asking for battletoads
>>21679675As long as you don't take all of them so i can have my perfect shortstack rata wife.
>>21679702>>21679707What species are nerds? Taku, tengu, anubis? Anymore than that?
>>21679696I like flat chests, and lolis with a nice ass and thighs. Maybe my definition of shortstack keeps getting skewed, but I really don't like oppai loli/draph proportion girls.
>>21679710It doesn't sound like he'd be in competition with you. It's me you need to worry about, nerd.
>>21679719>>21679710I kiss every rata daily, too late nerds
>>21679716Ratas, always learning something
>>21679694I'm one of the resident militaryfags.
>>21679716The nerdy dhampir who keeps renting the Castlevania games
>>21679725>Kiss slutSo dirty not even a bicorn would want him.
>>21679728>never invites you over>not because her room is messy>but because she doesn't want you to see the Alucard cosplay she's been working on for months
>>21679728>She could've bought the games several times over by now>Keeps renting just to see the cute cashier's face
>>21679754I'm interested in this.
How are you keeping cool this summer?
>>21679716a tall flat Kej who gets Bayonetta
>>21679758That's why you ask when her birthday is and you ask the boss if you can buy the game she rents and give it to her when she comes in and ask if you can watch her play your gift at her home
Why are nerd monsters the best?
>>21679823They are the worst
>>21679830Face reminds me of skrillex
What would a tricorn be like?
I wanna give a pudgy loli rata a Cream filled treat
>>21679842>big horse dick
>>21679659>>21679646Guess I gotta get it drawn now then and make it official for myself
>>21679431Small, flat and bottom heavy is ideal female form. Whether it's airheaded Salamanders, soft-spoken high class Wights and Ice queens, naughty Dark Mages and Demons, or prideful Dragons and Vampires, cute lolis with thick thighs, big butts and wide hips are made for sex.
>>21679842Popular among seafaring monsters
What about monsters that are lanklet bean poles with no curves do men still love them
>>21679890Monster mana will give her curves if she falls for a man that loves curves.
>>21679876The more heavy that bottom, the better.
>>21679491>overcome depression That's not how it works, anon.
>>21679890Curves are overrated. The best breasts are in the AA-B range, and a petite body is easier and more fun to manhandle.
>>21679927Does she come in East Sea and West Sea colors?
>>21679982What a gentle and vegan Ocelomy.
>>21679981They come in any color you like.
>>21679947That being said, my favorite mamono are faeries, Alices, baphs, witches, and sylphs in no particular order.
>>21679995>veganPlants have feelings too you know.
If this thread were a city with monster girls and anons, how would it turn out? Would you avoid any areas or anons, or seek them out?
>>21680027No, they fuck you.
How would a Kikimora react if her master got her a diamond buttplug?
>>21680025I'd stay away from smoke hobos and other ara-ara types.
>>21680037>tfw no liliraune wife
>>21680045I have seen something unique today on /jp/.
Have you asked out your oni kouhai yet? She's waiting, you know?
>Just started your adventure not too long ago>Make it through that third dungeon, a swamp where enemies spam status effects and all that fun bullshit>High level boss Alraune with level drain appears>Fight >Items>Talk >Run
>>21680069Is it "wife" or "wives"? These are the questions that keep a lich up at night.
>>21680045Wait, is the actual buttplug made of diamond, or is it like a diamond ring attached to a buttplug? Weird way to propose, but okay
>>21680045Probably be a bit miffed at him. The vykup nevesty is supposed to be given to her parents not her. She probably won't even have somebody nearby for the bait and switch either. Really the whole thing would be a social faux pas of the poorest taste.
>>21680025Probably just do what I normally do. Keep to myself, walk down the middle of the sidewalk, and let my nature resting bitch face and size do the rest of the work in keeping people out of my way and preventing most of the usual crime that happens to people walking down the poorer neighborhoods.
>>21680104I actually typed "wives" first, then spent a few minutes thinking about it.Given the two girls comprising the liliraune will act, think, and feel as one in most cases, I thought the singular would be more applicable.Also: Alraune that monsterizes/assimilates human girl > Double monsterization > Natural liliraune
roll for a monster. The demon army is an applicable result.https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:MamonoYou find out that the single monster girl next door has been using your internet, and are able to see all of the places she's visited. You now have a comprehensive list of her browser history and recent searches. What are the top 5-10 results you see?
>>21680142>ElfI'm guessing nature sites and archery videos
What are some ironic transformations a lilim could inflict on a human girl?
>>21680099Can she be recruited in exchange for offering her a few of my levels? A alraune that powerful could be a useful ally.
>>21680142I'm ready for you this time motherfucker. I've cleared out my whole cookies, history, and purged and redid my plugins.If I get fucking demon army for the 9th god damn time I'll have a stroke.
>>21680158Queen of hearts turning a haughty tsundere who’s just a little too much of a bitch into a jubjub
>>21680171Of course! However, that means you have to do the Swamp dungeon again.
>>21680173Fuck.I guess handholding, harem related stuff, and a lot of things with military uniform in the tags list.
>>21680142Ignis huh? What would an elemental ev->man starting campfire>best charcoal>man starts fire with sticks>forest fire news>fireplace ASMR
>>21680142NEET mandragora>FERTILIZED.com>"cute boy farmer tan dirty HD wallpapers">custom sun lamps and black loam orders>"love potions that contain mandragora">hundreds of blog posts about her desperately working on her scent
>>21680142>ScyllaDeep sea photosSea water importTentacle loveMultitasking housework
>>21680183It's ok anon, we can just say the platoon next door happens to be comprised of holstaurs.
>>21680155>anon buys a bow with the heaviest draw weight he can find and works on his pecs>posts videos of himself flexing his arms and going target practice shirtless>thirsty elves demand that he start selling them his bath water
>>21680230I bet they'd rather have his arrowheads
>>21680099>Bone Alraune>Don't bone AlrauneThose are the real two choices.
A really nice summer-themed wife commission set just finished today. As always a bunch of other stuff is also in progress.http://imgur.com/a/H8WYe0E
>>21680200>she comes by one day to introduce herself and offer you some homemade cookies>remember that time she searched how to cook things between her thighs
>>21680239That bikini doesn't cover anything, she should get a refund.
>>21680260I think she's being a flasher, anon
>>21680025Would go straight into the loli district
>>21680260Bikinis that cover the important parts are boring
Anon it's time to cum in little brown girls already.https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75669657
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
Chess is the big brain game
>>21680328Wouldn't hounds and jackals be better seeing as they're egyptian?
>>21680142>vanilla succhow to get a thicker taillockpicking tutorialpornsemen recipesmonster friendly clothing
>>21680309Oh, if only.
>>21680328Wouldn't they be playing Senet?
>>21680348i am attracted to this frog
>>21680338No one really knows how hounds and jackals is played
So in Life with Lamia when lamias shed they shed... everything. It made Light think the shed body was her dead body.
>>21680348Pepe... you've changed.
>>21680142>Fallen GodTruly, Gott ist tot if they are actually starting to steal internet connections off mortals. And why do I keep rolling fallen deities, anyway?>ThunderbirdSo all those lightening outside was actually her schlicking off using my internet, huh? I heard they are like Hellhounds of harpies, let's see what degeneracy she is getting off to->missionary position for the purpose of impregnation>Order-approved sex positions>vanilla handholdingI can't go on, this is making me sick. I'm living next door to an actual psycho. I'm moving out next week
>>21680142>Jorou-Gumo1.Shibari techniques2.Traditional Zipanguese recipes3.English for Dummies4.Pictures of spiders5.Spiderman comics
>>21680346she searches how to get a thicker tail and finds out she needs a boyfriend to stroke it.
>>21680381Where did the puddle come from?
>>21680142>Nightmare >Best wet dreams for guys>How to tell if someone is a deep sleeper >How to fuck a guy without waking him >Best breakfast to cook for a guy after sex >Beds that can accommodate centaur and husband
>>21679758>her mom peeks into the room every now and again>is a little weirded out over how much the dhampir likes to dive kick woodland animals and commit hate crimes against the undead but the games she plays seem harmless enough>until she hears something she shouldn't have during the Dracula fight>"I wish my mom were that cool.">it was innocent enough>just a girl's absentminded mumbling>but her mom obsessed over it>and then decided to do something about it>her face hen she invites the cashier over to play vidya but her house is now a small undead kingdom
>>21680422 I want to help a zombie use a computer even if all I'd be searching for her is "warm"
>>21680434I would do it. I hope i get kidnapped and held in a room to play games with dhampir dad until mom and daughter are done.
>>21680432>wants you to get a full night's sleep even if she's horny>researches ways to make sure you can snuggle comfortably>makes breakfast for you the next morningIf only nightmare knew what great wife material she really is. There's no need for her to be so shy.
>>21680411Jorougumo are underrated girls.
>>21680442Or you could just fucking hug her.
>>21680480I love rape spider.
Do you guys think liches hold contests to see who can wight a zombie the fastest?
>>21680501 What does that even mean?
>>21680142>zombie>tools for performing first aid on hard to reach places>self-surgery and stitching instructions>weighted electric blanket order form>living girl makeup tutorials, ways to hide scarring>"how long to wight if single?"Zombie moe continues to be my weakness. I would have an unstoppable urge to hug her and make her feel pretty.
>>21680522 It means they have to play matchmaker and find the zombie a husband the fastest while also finding a husband with the best energy to wight the zombie
>>21680531Zombies are always cute I wonder what a childhood friend zombie would be like
>>21680025We'd all be married with our soulmates within a month, and then they'd be a baby boom at roughly the same time 9ish months from nowOverall pretty comfy, just mind the autism
>>21680536Depends on when they turned. If she were already really attached to you and then became undead it would be cute to help her get used to undeath and take care of her.
>>21680544>Ushi with massive milkers.I want one, one that really puts the cow in cow spider.
>>21680542>She dies in a horrible accident but her love for you turns her undead so that she can comfort you and tell you it wasn't your fault
>>21680533Still dont understand I'd just throw one at ash and let him figure it out.
>>21680467That would make them so much harder to bully. Don't you take that from me.
Any love for normal spider gf?
>>21680566I like spiders though I feel one would bully me because I'm scared of regular spiders
>>21680544SameUshi Oni appreciation thread when?
>>21680566Fuzzy ones are okay. I don't really like bare chitin unless they're a sharp dresser.
>>21680563>ash>already a Hero>would happily bang a hot ass zombie so long as she doesn't go full deadite on himSounds like you're winning the matchmaker game, anon.
>>21680457Houris give me mixed feelings. On one hand, the thought of such a loving wife make me want to mating press her through the floor until she's pregnant with at least triplets. However, on the other hand, her love seems so innocent and pure that anything other than slow, gentle missionary seems wrong.
>>21680142>Ignis It’s literally all firefighter porn.
>>21680142TrumpartSpade>How to have sex while benchpressing>Reverse mating press>Gym sex>Cute gymwear>How much force does it take to break down a door?Club>How to seduce a man while sleeping>Tetris strategies>FList>4chan>Strip Yugioh rulesDiamond>I'm here whenever you want me, Anon-kun>Haven't you wanted to try knotting someone before?>Or fucking someone as an elaborate machine?>Or being the tentacle monster?>how to make sure someone knows your search historyHeart>vanilla porn>cute sex positions>girl next door tropes>masturbating through window>schoolgirl costumes
>>21680555Anon pls I don't need this
>>21680628>>Strip Yugioh rulesSimple direct attacks remove clothes instead of life points and your clothes are your life points
>>21680629What's wrong anon it wasn't like it was your idea to enter that rickety old abandoned house
>>21680641I have an autistically detailed ruleset for strip variants of Magic, Yugioh, Vanguard, Pokemon TCG, and Buddyfight.But I think a Clubs Trumpart would be into card games (provided they were at home), and want to find some way of working her duty as a Trumpart into that.
>>21680628>an elaborate machineI thought that was the domain of gremlins.
>Playing HDoom and your Demon girlfriend walks in.>Playing Until Dawn and lying to your Wendigo girlfriend.>Watching Jaws with your Shark girlfriend.>Making your Werewolf girlfriend binge all of the The Howling films.
>>21680687Nonono, she'd use magic to turn me into an elaborate fucking machine temporarily, for the sake of seeing what it's like for each of us.
>>21680699Watching cute puppy gifs with your Kobold waifu!
>>21680142How do I keep getting honey bee every fucking time?
>>21680712That wouldn’t get her upset, she’d see that and go into heat instantly.>”Anon... those puppies are soooo cute! I wonder what our pups would look like?”
>>21680431Apparently the shed also contains a bunch of weird liquid. Real snakes do use moisture to help separate the old skin from the new, but by the time the shed actually happens its damp at most.
What would happen if a shog and kiki were switched at birth and neither family noticed
>>21680699>Playing hanafuda or tarocchi with a trumpart gf>Watching any legal porn and an Alice or Sabbath gf walks in
>>21680735You learn something new every day.
>>21680712Listening to heavy metal music with your Kobold waifu!https://youtube.com/watch?v=swmuqGWgZCc
Friendly reminder to NEVER let a vampire give you a blowjob,its dangerous if shes a newbie
>>21680699>>Playing Until Dawn and lying to your Wendigo girlfriend.Why have I read this exact joke in every thread for the last week
>>21680758Good thing you can always get one from a Dhampir no worry
>>21680758Dude, what's the worst that could happen?
>>21680770Its just not the same thing anon
>>21680770You may think you're safe, but then you find out she's actually a vampire who was just imitating her dhampir onee-san.
>>21680699>playing Cooking Mama in front of your maid>watching Inception or Paprika in front of a Nightmare>playing any romantic VN in front of your childhood friend
>>21680628Also, having done this:Club > Heart = Diamond > Spade
>>21680803Fuck you, buddy
>>21680628>DiamondAnon, you're too pure of mind. This is nowhere near how degenerate a diamond girl is and can be.
>>21680829No, but she knows I'm looking and wants to play to my fetishes to draw me in.
I wonder if kobolds like socks?
What happens when I get an Automaton addicted to playing video games?
>>21680835Careful, anon. That's how they get you. They start off rather tame, then in a couple years time, you'll be so far gone that you'd make all of /d/ look like normie-tier fetishes.
>Ushi Oni gf likes to show off how much stronger she is than humans>she lifts more>runs faster>jumps higher>carries more>but then you beat her badly when it comes to running distance>you've never seen her so tired, huffing and puffing>"C'mon honey, we've only ran one mile, we've got four more to go!">her face when
>>21680142>Red Oni -Top sweet drink recipes-Rum-a-palooza-Everything Tiger-Print-Hangover cures made easy-Dramamine
>>21680839I know my daughteru would love playing bedroom fetch with my balled-up socks.
zombies are for putting in a harness and tying up
>>21680850Not necessarily! I see Diamond Trumparts as enjoying the experimentation more; so becoming addicted to any kink would be counterproductive to maximizing her enjoyment! The only things we'd repeat are things I enjoy!
>>21680425i'd do this for her
>>21680865>bedroom fetchDo I even want to know, KDF?
>>21680142What would a Thunderbird look up?
>>21680878No zombies are for headpats, cuddling, hugs and telling her how much you love her
>>21680892It's just a game where I lay on the bed and throw pairs of my balled-up socks around the room for my daughteru to bring back to me anon, nothing lewd. it'd be a great way for her to burn off some energy before bed.
>>21680893Anti-static protection measures
>>21680893>how to uninstall outlook
>>21680253Good thing I have a crucifix on my wall. Only Angel monster girls for me!
>>21680865i did a similar thing with my fellow patients at a behavioral facility and we'd roll up our slippers and toss it across the hall to others who couldn't sleep while the staff wasn't watching
>>21680910What if that just turns the demon into an angel?
>>21680903Ahem."Proper" summer foxes
>>21680253>Cute succ>Onee-san>Gentle playful rapeDick is diamonds.
>>21680903>>21680919All summer foxes are proper summer foxes no matter chest size!
>>21680914That would be okay
>>21680899Oh. Carry on.
>>21680919Loli foxes are so cute!
>>21680751How much would it cost to get them up to normal size? I want girls that can give proper hugs.
Why is it that daughterus are so cute and precious
How vulnerable would someone be to a Sabbath or an Alice?
>>21680981Fuck off Alp
>>21680978It's one of the big mysteries of the universe anon.
>>21681018P I T S
>>21680978Because they represent the ultimate form of love between you and your wife; you're marriage's triumph over the challenges of life, so much so that in your conquest you both brought new life into the world. They are the innocence of the soul, the newest to nature. They are your joy
>>21680986I'm not an alp.I'm just worried I might be a lolicon.
>>21681058Just don’t go into the vans
Would a lich have a brain blast?
>>21681064But I like rock music! And they offer to snuggle me and get me some hot coffee!
>>21680847It becomes possible to talk her into a permanent cosplay of 2B or 21O
>>21680770>>21680782Can a vampire pass off as a Dhampir?
>>21681080What about Curly Brace or Fairy Leviathan?
>>21681087dullahans are great I want to take her head and gently kiss it
>>21681100Oh no, she's spilling her milk!
>>21681094To the living, sure. But to high level undead they'd laugh and play along for how ever long it's still amusing
>>21681100Ah, the milk is spilling!
>>21681079What about free beer? Or cigarettes? Maybe play some nintendo switch? free nvidia geforce rtx 2080 ti?
>>21681107>>21681110Don't worry, anons! She has more! She ALWAYS has more.
>>21680961The sign is actually lying they're fulled sized snakes in a really big box
>>21681112I don't drink booze or smoke, but vidya is pretty comfy.
>>21680142>Apsara>what is lactose intolerance>dances to cure lactose intolerance>cures for lactose intolerance>wholesale lactase enzyme>lactase application>sexy lactase application >lactase suppository and doucheAnd that is why I have bars on my windows and new locks. Remember, don't talk to mamono that knock on the door. Conversation will make whatever will eventually happen weirder in some way. Just hide behind the couch.
Give the bug a hug.
>>21681145>sexy lactase applicationOkay, that one got me
>>21681145But what if you've been eyeing your cute mamono neighbor and have just been too shy to say anything?
>>21681157she seems nice enough to hug
>>21681145>Lactose intolerant >Implying mamano mana wouldn't just fix that Tell me how it feels knowing that a holstaur could bully you by making you drink her milk?
Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that, despite how much your wife complains, wishing for a nuclear winter is NOT the solution. Even if Winter's Town has hit its summer thaw.
>>21681145I see nothing wrong with this.
>>21681112how about an aromatic cigar and a drink?
Normally I'm into flatties, but these Apsaras are doing things to me.
>>21681145I thought that that substance around an Apsara was "Amrita", a kind of holy nectar and not necessarily milk.
>>21681188Probably, but you'll have to get in the van and dig around for it.>>21681128Here, use your healthier eyes to help him find those cigars. They'd be right next to...starfox64?
>>21681189It's totally natural.
>>21681145>>21681172>In Indian mythology, apsaras are beautiful, supernatural female beings. They are youthful and elegant, and superb in the art of dancing. They are often wives of the Gandharvas, the court musicians of Indra. They dance to the music made by the Gandharvas, usually in the palaces of the gods, entertain and sometimes seduce gods and men.Do MGE Apsara and Gandharva come in pairs?
>>21681210I'm feeling around. I can't find any cigars, but there's something squishy and moist. It feels pretty nice.
>>21681189I was pretty meh about them until I read this story:https://pastebin.com/qhKtpYHg/Top tier girls IMHO
>>21681220Oh no, whatever it was, it's so tight I can't get my fingers out!Sorry man, can't help you find your cigs. I'm going to have to keep tugging my fingers around to try to get free.
>>21681216That would be awesome.
>>21681275I wish monsters would stay out of my food I dont want their venom/poison or anything in it
>>21681220>>21681248Sounds like you got slimed.
>>21681164Yeah, me too. Repeatedly. It's an acquired taste.>>21681170>implying milk-kinesis is easier to avoid than farmer titsI'm surprisingly unworried.>>21681216>come in pairs?>dancer and musicianI'm certain they can work out the timing so it happens that way.
>>21681210none of that just some syringes and little girl outfits
>>21681108>while they laugh half of them are sweating and glad their cover wasn't blown
>>21680142Fuck off, nigger.
who came in your jar, faggot?
>get a job as a farm hand at White Streams dairy farm>they tell you that, other than you, the farm is entirely staffed by holsts>however, as the days go by, you notice from very subtle hints that one of the girls is actually just an insanely busty minotaur>you mention it to some of your other coworkers and they either laugh it off or look at you like you're crazy, telling you that there's no way any other monster except for holsts have ever worked at White Streams>even when you ask the mino herself, she just fervently denies it while getting increasingly flustered>even tries to prove it by letting you milk her because minos don't normally produce milk>she ends up cumming from her breasts before any milk comes out, though
>>21681275What happened to her exoskeleton? This is like bathing with no skin
>be exploring a dungeon like an good adventure would>see a treasure chest>walk up and bap it with the flat of your sword>"Ow! I-I mean, no mimics in here. Go ahead and open it...">you wrap it up in chains and haul it back to your cart outside>you'll open it once you get home
>>21681165I think once you start eying an Apsara, it's too late to escape. If you're too shy to talk, use the language of love. Dance! Apply disco moves when she's doing yardwork.
>>21681321Is there an all-minotaur "Beef Ranch"?
>>21681348Reminds me of this.
No monstergirl can rape me now!
>>21681356Yeah, now you are getting raped by 7
>>21681200Technically it could go either way. "Tastes like sweet milk" is in the entry.>>21681214Unlike their flexibility.>>21681247Thanks for the recommendation.
>>21681332I wanna see a graped sandworm
>>21681356What's going to protect you from the monsters hanging on you?
>>21681389She who controls the spice...
>>21681387Clothes so tiny she might as well be naked.
>>21681348Taking a Mimic home and forcing her to work as your personal portal maker!
>>21681389I don't think you realize what you've unleashed.
>>21681400Only if she has a huge chest. And massive tits.
I wish I had a bag of holding girl to take with me on adventures
>>21681349I'm not too good at dancing. I could try playing saxophone, though!
>>21681410I think I do, and I'm glad I did.
I want to go to Wonderland.
>>21681417She looks like a decent retainer. She'll be much more useful than my oiran.
How are you supposed to survive in the new world as a single virgin male? Vampirates and Haughty Elves both light and dark on the seas, Aggressive beastmen varying from lizard to Mammal in the jungles, and Uncountable amounts of Ratgirls in the underground thirsty for dick. It just seems so daunting.
>>21681438I want to be Wonderland.
>>21681443If you had to guess, what does that fox's pussy taste like? What does her mouth taste like? And what does her ass taste like?
>>21681445I too enjoy Warhammer 2.
>>21681438Get in line.
>>21681445Hire a paladin-chan for protection.
>>21681473With nips like those i dont know if i could resist her. Plus what happens if she gets infected with some Jungle parasite!
>>21681438hop on over to /d/ faggot
>>21681445shove fairy in pants and wear an occupied sign
>>21681445I give in and become an elfslut.
>>21681465I want to cuddle a cute Alice!I want to snuggle a sleepy Dormouse!I want to have snacks with a lonely Jubjub!I want to befriend an awkward Trumpart!
>'Sup newbies.It's the big sister of the Salamander Warrior in your party! She's a Gold-Rank adventurer, she's super strong! She's come to see how her little sis is doing!Quick, say or do something cool to impress her!
>>21681518But her little sis says I should stay away from her
>>21681350>mino only ranch is a dude ranch>guests can come experience the frontier holst ranch lifestyle without experiencing the risk of being an actual frontier holst rancher>get to enjoy such things like:>milking holsts without the risk of getting milk all over your favorite jeans and cowboy boots>cattle drives while a professional cowgirl guides you along the process of moving the herd from one pasture to another in break step formation>every so often one of the hellhound poachers they allow to thrive for this very purpose comes to try and rustle some cattle and the minos go into full minosmash! mode while the guests usually cling to them in fear>optional packages include:>experiencing the little known phenomena called "taking a range wife" that some lonely cowpoke took to on particularly lonely and/or long drives>going to a hoedown full of lovely belles, ranch hands, cowgirls, and townsfolk>a folk style wedding ceremony complete with maypole, a barn raising, house warming, shindig, tying the knot, and breaking the bull>custom satisfaction guaranteed
>>21681518I'm just painting my wagon. She got a problem with that?
>>21681525Could it be she's jealous of her larger breasts and thighs?
>>21681502Good plan if my goal wasn't retaining my virginity.>>21681512But what I if accidentally surrender to a darkelf ship by accident? or does the elf type matter?
>>21681519Deedlit a cute.
>>21681445Traditional methods like being a badass are the best but viable methods exist like wedding rings, stealing used laundry and rubbing yourself down to make them think you're taken already, order escorts that will in no way corrupt and turn on you, etc.
>>21681518>toss three bottles of potions I've been brewing in the air>pull the drawstring holding them closed>burst of mist>oh fuck, it wasn't my bottled fireworks>it was the aphrodisiac I was comissioned to make
>>21681531Dark Elves will love you dearly and keep you away from nasty bitches and whores. They'll overwhelm your senses and make sure you don't have time to think about any mistakes you might've made.
>>21681537Yare yare daze.
>>21681519>>21681520I should mention that I have every fucking and marrying every type of elf, and most likely several elves of each type as well.>>21681531Any type of elf works, and with Dark Elves there's always a demand for fresh ̶h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ slaves.
What mamono devote themselves to their husband as a slave?What mamono alter their biology to fit their husband's kinks?What mamono like adventure?
>>21681548Ah, masochist testudines. So chipper, so genki.
I wanna hug and cuddle this squirrel
>>21681535Those sounds like some nice ideas. We also all now how incorruptible order escorts are.>>21681538>>21681547But dark elves are all spikey.
>>21681518I poke her belly button.
>>21681535Just say your saving yourself for that special someone.
>>21681531cocksocks don't count!
>>21681560That hard translates to "I've been saving myself for you." in mamanoese.
>>21681568Tell them that you really want to marry [insert kind of rare, exotic mamono found nowhere nearby]
>>21681526>>mino only ranch is a dude ranch>Eighteen naked cowgirls in the showers at Ram Ranch
>>21681579There's a huge difference, anon. It's like calling Tanukis raccoons
>>21681586You mean they aren't?
>>21681588Asian raccoon dogs and american raccoons are actually genetically unrelated
>>21681588They are technically Raccoon dogs (which is technically a fox).
>>21681593That's not what they told me!
>>21681574That would just sound like a challenge to prove they're better.>>21681576Truly the authentic experience every cityslicker should experience at least once in their lives.
>trash panda's aren't trash panda'sOh boy, what will "they" think of next?
>>21681612>trash panda's Rude.
Tanuki are the best
>>21681616At getting drunk?
>>21681579Rata-san from RNN! She has some hard-hitting questions for Anon!Questions like 'Are you single?' and 'Do you want to touch my tail?'
>>21681596>technically a foxOh my.
>>21681622>RataBack off! I don't have any trains! Don't make me get the Red-Eyes fans!
>>21681517Which mamono would I end up married to in this case?
>>21681647All of them!
>>21681659I don't know if that would be overwhelming or comfy.
I want a Bicorn wife with a impregnation fetish.She would do everything in her power to make sure you get as many girls pregnant as possible.
>>21681625>tanuki becomes the owner and fox spirit of a shrine.>no one cam do anything because of a technicality.
>>21681665Why not both?
>>21681670Fair enough.Would I be able to live entirely off of my wives' sexual fluids?
>>21681674Anon, everyone knows that a thorough fucking with your monster wife can replace food, water and even sleep.
>>21681622Yes and yes. The only thing to do after answering is to pick her up and bring her to the closest private area. Or right there if you're so inclined. and then home.
>>21679379>Anon lets fuck, It'll make all your problems, and depression disappear!>Where did you get that sex cures everything?>Dude trust me. The source is a powerful, vile, blue skinned, greedy, extremist, inhuman creature with horns, tail, wings, with black sclera and crimson eyes known to form contracts with men. Totally trustworthy.
>>21681683What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sloppy hentai noises fucking this demon is making.
>>21681683And totally effective.
>>21681518>Quick, say or do something cool to impress her!"Can I lick the inside of your mouth?"
>>21681680And Clubs-chan can help make sure my hobbies and interests are preserved amidst the sexual flurry - if nothing else than by incorporating them in?
>>21681659>>21681670>Anon gets teleported to wonderland >Is just really nice to everyone>Never actually fuck any of them>He gets to the exit>One of every monster girls from wonder land that he's meet appears and drags him back>The mad hatter sets up a new unbirthday party>Every day anon is the birthday boy and every day his new wives "celebrate" him
>>21681681I specifically want to become reliant on their pussy juices.
When a Unicorn turns into a Bicorn, does it hurt when her horn splits in half? Does the gap get wider for each new member of the harem?
>>21681695What, like getting her horny enough to where you can collect it in a glass?
>>21681685imagine a Bicorn whispering into a mosnter girls ear about how lucky she is to have you get her pregnant just as your cumming inside of her.
>>21681701No, like my hunger can only be satiated by one of my wives dripping into my mouth.
>>21681697No and no.
>>21681701Not him, but i want to have my wife sit on our table, spread her legs for me so i can dig in and eat her pussy like it was the greatest and most filling meal.
>>21681697>elder god Bicorn has horns like a hammerhead shark
I'm not normally into horsegirls, but Bicorns are excellent.
What does she want?
>>21681724They really are.
>>21681625Do kitsune get along with tanuki?
>>21681717>like a hammerhead shark
>>21681731>tfw no Bicorn wife who helps collect wives to satisfy the kinks and body type preferences of mine that she can't
>>21681734You'll have to be more specific.
I think wonderland is boring
>>21681745Pandemonium's where the parties at.
>>21681740Pin her down! Hold down her hands leave hickies all over her neck! Don't mind her hair tangling you up!
>>21681697That's a no on both accounts.
>>21681757That sounds divine! I also want to suck and lick on her nipple. Eventually of course licking her tummy before ravenously eating her out. All the while her hair is gently jerking me off.
>>21681812Too bad, a bicorn with horns so far apart they're under her chin might be fun.
FUCK YOU SPELL QUELLER! MY SUPREME VERDICT CAN'T BE COUNTERED!
>Defeat salamander boss >Her second phase begins >AOE constant fire DOT >Attacks are almost as twice as fast and hit twice as hard >The period when she's open to attack is cut in half >Fire resist gear is necessary, but it's only half as effective due to a debuff so you can't trivialize her >She also gets a buff against ice and water attacks making it so you can't burst her down >Arena suddenly becomes filled lava leaving only small area to actually dodge her attacks and maneuver >If you get too close to lava you get grabbed by lava golems stunning you >Whenever you re-enter the boss battle she's back to her first phase and you have to watch the cutscenes all over again>Check credits and see lead developer is a salamander I'm convinced salamanders make the worst boss designers
>>21681889Dude just bond with an Ignis for complete fire immunity.
>>21681889You should've started with stealth rock.
>>21681445Oh please anon, there’s no such thing as an uncomfortable amount of ratgirls. If I could have an entire city of mge skaven girls I would! Would they just be lolis in the need of barbershop or just feral milfs?
>>21681889Impregnation counts as a critical hit, right?
>>21681900Some would be lolis and some would be feral milfs. Also Rat-ogres would just be musclegirls with big tits and small brains.
>>21681518>>21681889I knew Sally's sister would show up at the end as a test to see if you're strong enough to defeat a Lilim. She wants to see how strong you've become since you first met!
>>21681910I guess that’s why they say diversity is the spice of life. Would definitely do my best at keeping them all happy! Even and especially if it means I’ll spend my life as the cum-pump and husbando of the city.
>>21681919Good cus you will be made king/broodhusband/cumpump and you are going to like it. Just make sure you try to be equal in who you fuck and how much. They can get really jealous and ride you even harder if they feel you are favoring someone.
what are you supposed to do if a nerd bird is bullying you
>>21681953There is no saving for someone that pathetic
>>21681945more like Kum In hoe
>>21681953Ask her about one of her favorite subjects and watch her face just light up. When she's exhausted, say "Sorry, I wasn't really paying attention, could you go over that again?" Repeat as necessary.
>>21681953Ask her if I really have shit taste because I like her
>>21681953Manhandle her, she's a nerd bird and probably weighs 80 pounds at most.
>>21681953With tears in my eyes, continue to defend my shit taste in literature.
>>21682100Yes. We should resurrect it with a story about the Earth growing weary of humanity's bullshit and giving life to the Four Elements so they may provide for mankind's needs without pollution or deforestation or erosion of the soil happening.
>>21682100I wonder if ochis ever see the graceful, ethereal undead and get a little self-conscious.
>>21682111Doesn't that kind of stories usually go for "Earth grew tired of human's bullshit so it tried to kill them all" though
I'm done with the apophis smut. I hope you all enjoy it and appreciate the effort I put in.I believe I'm done with writing smut. I think I'm going to get my hand out of my pants and play some video games or something.Contains maledom, bondage, and consensual sexhttps://pastebin.com/SSmwsznhEnjoy it while it's up. Copy and save it if you have to, but I'm not leaving it up forever in case I come back and find a mistake.Also reposting the ratatoskr smut.Contains similar things as the apophis smut, but with not as much action.https://pastebin.com/c1gU4nVAAnd here's the Ocelomeh smut.Also has maledom, bondage, and consensual sex. If I ever make another story, it's probably going to have all three of those "tags".https://pastebin.com/GKdY0P9HI might repost this before fucking off to do whatever, but it expires in 20 hours from now.
>>21682111I think the industrial monster girls won't like that.
>>21682131Yes but I'm now reading some comics where the earth-mother wants humanity to prosper and reach the stars instead so why not?
>>21682140Let them eat cake.
>>21682133Shame you decided to stop writing, but whatever. Nice job man
>>21682133Sorry mate but I don't do maledom. Best of luck to you.
>>21682128They are prideful warriors, of course they don't fret over such silly little things.Though strangely they might start hounding their husband for more cum and mana after seeing especially graceful Wights
>>21682144I want to eat a cake.
>>21682163Christmas or cheesecake?
>>21682168The first one and then the second one.
>>21682133Based smut writer, Apophis deserves it.
>>21682133Rip for no more smut, but thanks for what you gave us already bud.
I want to be pinned down by a werewolf! A shortstack werewolf!
Have you ever thought about making a oc area?
>>21682222Like an aquatic planet inhabited by aquatic monster girls?
>>21682200I bet she could do it easily! Just plop her massive tits right on your face!>>21682222Am i allowed to answer if i am a waifu fag or do you want a unique one?
>>21682227By area I mean something big enough to be a landmark so not like a house or anything
>>21682222KC's tweet about whole MGE world much bigger than ours actually seemed to encourage making steel donut areas
>>21682259I am insulted you think i am some fucking retard who cant discern what you mean.
>>21682222Wife has her own kingdom but it falls under one of the existing types.
Even the Australian posters are asleep
>>21682222Once I created a rather elaborate world setting that's only loosely connected to MGE entirely so I could imagine a scenario where I'm waifuing an antique war robot.
>>21682339I don't have anything clever to say, I might just post smoll foxes
>>21682339>Thinking the aussie shitposters ever sleep They're just out on a beer run and got side tracked by an attacking koala
Why are girls with wings always amazing
>>21682429Because they tend to have smaller breasts?
>>21682429What about a kiki with wings
>>21682222Threadcanon Winterstown covers my needs. I might have my own ideas on some of the specifics but I am happy with thinking of Winterstown as the place for me and waifu to be.
>>21681953See how much of a bully she is after a few loads blown down her throat.
>>21682517the more you give the bigger a bully she can be with more power
>>21682521Then marry her. She can't bully her husband.
Which monster girl would be the most enjoyable to eat out? I'd assume mamono mana makes it great fun for everyone but some would have to be better or tastier than others.>kiki after work>puts a foot up on your shoulder, lifts up her skirt and calls you "master" with the smuggest look on her face that has ever been smugged>drunken blue oni>stumbles in, pushes you down to the couch and sits directly on your face, wiggling her hips and giggling>ice queen or pharaoh>commands you to kneel down and pay tribute to your queen while she sits in her throne, demanding more and more as you go
>>21682546I would guess certain plants, honeybees, or slimes?
>>21682546Hellhounds or any girls literally "hot"
>>21682546Scylla, because she has so much to work with.>a tentacle or two holding your head close as she runs her fingers through your hair>another gently wrapped around your neck, urging you on and reminding you who's in charge>two more driving your chest wild with sucker-kisses to the nips >two possessively holding your hips in place while the last one spirals around your cock>it all feels so heavenly you hardly mind the overwhelming smell of calamari
>>21682582Somehow I kind of imagine the salty seawater taste to be a plus too. it's refreshing, but you get thirstier and therefore go harder.
>>21682546Ghoul, just to watch them lose their minds in bliss.
>>21682575>honeybee wife comes back from a nectar delivery>slides down her panties and gets ready for an after-work shower>she spots her husband lounging on the couch, and decides she wants more than just a welcome-home kiss>she plops right down on his face and tells him to kiss her properly this time, antennae twitching>as soon as he starts her wings buzz at her back, making her whole body vibrate>there's still sticky alraune nectar splashed on her thighs, and it makes every inch of her sweet>when anon comes up for air she gives him a little dollop of honey from her finger and ufufus>her buzzing wings make her voice buzz too, even as she starts moaning and her pupils turn to sticky, dripping hearts
>>21682595>Anon finished eating scylla waifu out is severely dehydrated even after 10 glasses of water >>21682628Eating out a honeybee must be weird, especially when she starts buzzing and you feel your teeth chattering
>>21682618A ghoul's ahegao would be something special. For ghoul in particular though not going for a 69 seems like a waste.
>>21682546Arguably manticore.But I'd have to give a close second to holsts and hakutakus, followed by minos. Ushi-onis probably have the raunchiest pussies of them all
>>21681745That's only because you're boring.
>>21682804Alp in denial of Alping
>>21682264>about whole MGE world much bigger than ours actually seemed to encourage making steel donut areasLike the dark continent ?
>>21682804Woman filming a nature documentary about kakuens slowly turns into one and rapes her cameraman
>>21682804Dark mage sets a bunch of harry potter books on fire and then teaches her pupil how to magic properly after a healthy round of sex
>>21682804Garden of Alraunes try to get a Tentacle a boyfriend so she'll stop molesting them for DE.
>>21682841>dark continentYou mean like in Hunter x Hunter? I don't quite understand what you're trying to imply here, but he said>MGE world is so large, I think there can be whole new nations or new species of MGs that are still unheard of
>>21682804evil second-in-command gets reverse isekai'd
Are vampire medics to be trusted?
>>21682804"Day of the Jackel" with an Anubis racing against time to foil an assassination plot against her Pharaoh.
>>21682804this octopus is gonna get fat
>>21682893Rama lama lama lamaRama ding dong
>>21683034I want to see one of those cringy videos of people hugging their dogs and making them uncomfortable but with an automaton.
Big meaty tail.
>>21683021This is so sappy even I can't stand it.
>>21682546Liliraune, Jubjub, or Parasite Slime.
>>21682804/jp/ anons get isekai'd to MGE-land.So do /tg/ anons.A few of the more extreme among the /tg/ anons either start Marchefagging or try to egg racial tensions between mamono and humans and establish the Red Order.
>>21683208Hey, Voldemort's snek was called Nagini!
>>21677839>Since the areas where its level caps were removed by Gods usually reflect the intention of the God that had blessed you to some degree, the Heroes blessed by the Chief Goddess nearly all have their abilites related to battle and magic unlocekd.>On the other hand, if one were to become a "Hero" by the blessings of the God of Art, they can create masterpiece paintings or songs that are so magical people can be overwhelmed by emotions just by taking a glimpse of it. Or if one were to blessed by the God of Knowledge, they can become scholars with inhuman capabilities like ablity to process things inside their head with computer-like speed.>These blessings from 'minor Gods' tends to be given out unknowingly and doesn't involve grandiose rituals usually seen when Chief Goddess gives her blessings so people often don't recognize Heroes who were born this way, even including the ones who have been blessed.>In Incubi's cases, however, they usually have abilities related to sex break limit because of the way they were born, but since their creation doesn't carry any deity's intentions it is possible for them to be on superhuman level in any area they like, provided they put enough effort in it.>An artist who were able to fully display their talent by becoming a Hero or an artist who did the same by becoming an Incubus. If they both put the similar efforts in, it would be impossible to tell who is a Hero or who is an Incubus, except checking for what kind of mana they possess or whether or not they have a MG for a waifu. Of course, it is always possible that one can be both Hero and Incubus as well.>Also, among Heroes, the ones blessed by Eros have their abilities related to courting and their charisma unlocked, and the ones blessed by Fallen Gods have their sex abilities unlocked so it is very hard to tell the difference between them and an anctual Incubus.>Next are Incubi's lifespans. Their increase in lifespan has actually nothing to do with being an Incubus per se, just having a high level of mana making you live long.>The reason why Incubi's lifespan become simliar to that of their waifus' is because by having a lot of sex with them, their manas fuse and combine, becoming inflated and then proceeding to circulate around them. (By this,) Husband's everything becomes MG's while MG's everything also becomes their husband's.>Heroes, while not as much as Incubi, also experience increase in lifespan because of their high mana level. This is reason why you can see sage-like old men live up to 120 as if it's nothing. >This concludes my 20-part tweets of ranting, thank you for listening! This kind of MGE world's basics and mana's basics are all well-explained in MGE WG3 Sabbath Grimoire, so if you are interesed, please read them! [Advertising]20/20. Done. Again, feel free to correct any errors. I think somebody on this thread was actually keeping all this saved or something so if he doesn't show up I'll just repost this in next thread
>>21683233This is reason why you can see sage-like old men live up to 120 as if it's nothing. -> This is reason why you can see sage-like old men live over 120 as if it's nothing.minor correction
>>21683233Already saved, thanks for the work, anon.
>>21683233>Husband's everything becomes MG's while MG's everything also becomes their husband's.So what happens to harembros?
>>21683208Isn't a gorgon supposed a cyclops or something?
>>21683260I guess their respective lifespans all normalize because of their continuous mana swappings? I have no clue
>>21683233Thanks for the translations, matches up with a lot of the info in WG3 but there's some really neat info in there too, like heroes managing to live over 120 years without a MG. Stuff like that can lead to little stories about super old wizards finding a wife.>>21683260If I had to guess based off the wording, the girl with the longest life span's mana merging with her husband's can be passed by him to the other girls, making them all live as long.
I just want to heal monsters and give them headpats
>>21683277>harem with an undead bicorn head wife>leads to the other harem girls becoming immortal too>no one believes the happy little kobold when she says she's 1274 years old
>>21683093no deretsun onlyfinal destination
>>21683285>no dere>tsun onlyReverse this, the yearning of boys and girls is not stopped.
>>21683279>>21683284Sounds comfy.So if you bring a bicorn waifu and a lich waifu into Wonderland, you'll eventually convert the entire Wonderland into an eternal orgy centered around you?
>>21683071They're very underrated.
>>21683281I also want this. I want to hold her close and stroke her hair and tell her how beautiful she is and how important she is to me while we just lay around and cuddle. I want to build her a house and make her the happiest woman in the world until she's ready to have a baby. Fuck.
>>21683281but monsters don't need to heal their magic already heals them
>>21683309>Lich's mana keeps your harem immortal>Bicorn keeps wanting to expand haremSeems like a natural conclusion to me.
>>21683319Bicorns settle after a set number usually
>>21683319Except you forgot the point where harems are still limited by their size.Bicorns make it easier than “very hard” to add new members, but they don’t scale without limit and they won’t solve the problem of “an incubus must satisfy every member of their harem in order to feel satisfied.” Actually, it sounds like creating an actual hell of your own devising; by the time you finish with the last girl, the first ones are ready and have been waiting for too long.
I just want a Shog to take away my worries and needs.
>>21683351Then, as per incubization, my body will adjust to satisfy my wives, and my innumberable tentacle cocks will keep us all connected~!
>>21681669I'd still lodge a formal complaint.
>>21681683Well, It's not like sex would make it worse. Worth a try.
>>21683355Inside the Shog you won't need your teeth, wont' need no eyesYou'll find nothing to chewNobody's gonna look at youInside the Shog, your arms hanging limp at your sideYour legs got nothing to doSome slimy maid does all that for you
>>21683360That only slightly delays the inevitable Pandemonium-like conclusion. It’s a logistics issue.And again, bicorns won’t get you indefinite harem members.
>>21683373There's also the fact that you have to live with them for the rest of your life. Not too bad for you, but they'll have to live with each other as well. The bickering and fighting may even reach reality tv drama levels. Why would anyone want to deal with that?
>>21682804Anon hires the most expensive geisha in town and makes her watch John Carpenter films with him.
>>21683386You tell me.All in all, if you want immortality just get the fucking undead blessing from Hel. It’s not a difficult problem.And everyone who doesn’t get it can just reincarnate with their waifu anyway, getting to stay together with the bonus of being able to re-live certain parts of their lives.
>>21683386These are monstergirls not real women. Any and all infighting would be limited to friendly rivalries that typically result in a threesome.
I want to be the eyes for a blind monsters
>>21683413Anon, the malice may not be there, but that's still a big crowd to appease. >Any and all infighting would be limited to friendly rivalries that typically result in a threesomeThere are topics that dont have to do with the male in a harem, you know. And they'll all be competing with each other for your attention no matter what. Just get a maid or succ and shower her with all your attention instead like a normal person
>>21683425>Seeing Eye Human for a prestigious haughty monster that doesn't let her disability get in her way
>>21683371That sounds nice.My body is satisfied by my slimy loli maid, while my mind is free to pursue whatever I want.
A wild herd appears!
>>21683468>MGE and crabman holsts are the only ones not cosplay-tierI think one in the middle is a fake and the one to the right is obviously not a holstaur
>>21683306i love them
>>21683490I doubt it it
>>21683511how dare you
The more I think about it, the more I love Clubs Trumparts.I think I might do some writefaggotry later.
>>21683468Imagine being smothered in holst titties everyday
>>21683521Hiw dare I?
>>21683468I don't get the appeal of holsts.
>>21683591Thick cow tongue
>>21683591Most alps don't.
>>21683607Meh.>>21683611>implying a difference in tastes makes someone an alp
>>21683607Would you help chew a holst's cud?
>>21683581Questioning my love of tails
I'm just here for my flat rata.
>>21683647I'm not a pig
>>21683591Boobs, boob-based communication, plus laid-back demeanor.Also cute moo sounds.
>>21683795The only part of that I find appealing is the laid-back demeanor.But I can get how others like them. Thank you, anon.
>>21683591They're designed for people who prefer lazy lifestyles or just want to spend entire days with their face buried in a pair of giant tits.
>>21683795>boob-based communicationThe best kind.
I met a Timberman Beetle today! Those things are really fucking strong for their size. Soldier beetles could use a more docile cousin, KC.
>>21677530Are there loli dark mages?
>>21683888There can be.
>>21683888Dark mage is worst girl
>>21683901The big gay
>>21683905Literally human girl
>>21683795>If they want sex they'll rub/ press their tits into youHow can any straight man refuse that?
>>21683926>Lims getting heated over how easily a Holst can sway a paladin by pulling the clingy helpless maiden act
>>21683894BUT ARE THERE !?
>>21683942>paladin>hero trained and sworn to protect the weakOf course he's gonna get swayed by the clingy helpless maiden act, just like how an abused shota will fall for a loving momster/neechan or wizard will go for a nerdy/brainy monsterKnow your audience
>>21683942Im pretty sure any mg can pull this off
>>21683977>Manticore pulling off the clingy helpless maiden actlol
>>21683913Now that I think about it the Dark Mage looks like Princess Hilda. A big, busty depressed dark mage elf princess trying to save her fallen kingdom would be cute.