Why doesn't junko just have another kid?
>>21500038She has a daughter now!
I am that kid
>>21500038I'm willing to help her with that!
Junko was lonely and sad so she got a new daugther!
I'd be glad to become her kid any day.
Things would be different around here if Junko was my mom
>>21500863What did Reisen do to get treated like that?
>>21500880She's never present for breakfast
>>21500038Junko is a obsessive-complusive helicopter type of parent/mom. I bet she wouldn't even let her son drink milk from a store, and would rather force-fed him milk from her breasts directly even if he was a fully grown adult and had not died.
>>21500038She's a hag, so no one wants to marry her.
>>21500933W-who would ever want that haha
>>21500941I know haha. But wouldn't it be funny if she forcibly breastfed you as a joke haha?
>>21500933Would she spoonfeed and bathe him as well?
>>21500038her husband also died
I hate junko!
there are no men in gensokyo so her eggs cannot be fertilized
>>21501018Don't you talk to my mom like that ever again!
>>21500992Of course. Ear cleaning is mandatory too.
>>21501025I'm a man and I live in gensokyo. What now?
>>21501047Sounds like somebody got neutered!
>>21501043I want Junko to clean my ears! After that I want to tell her I love her and that I'll clean up the house today so she can rest!
>>21501063If you did that, she'd just laugh and tell you that it's sweet of you to offer to help her, but that she'd do the housework herself. Then she'd make you take an afternoon nap and go do the chores before Heca got home.
>>21501101But I just want to help Junko to return the favour! Is she afraid I'm going to break something?!
>>21501147Junko would feel bad if she made you do housework though. Also she'd never forgive herself if you broke a glass and hurt yourself with the shards, assuming you could even reach the sink. Chores are children who are older and can take more responsibilities like Clownpi-oneechan, not for someone like anon who Junko still breastfeeds.
I want to FORCEFULLY impregnate junco with my stinky seed and force her to have a stinky kid
>>21501168Can't she just let me clean the floor then? I don't think there's any risk involved in doing that, I don't want to be a burden to Junko!
>>21501199You're not a burden to Junko if your job is to be an outlet for her to channel her maternal instincts into. It also helps her cope with losses she's endured in her life and makes her happier. Besides, she'd be bored out of her mind sitting alone in the house while Heca is at work and Clownpiece at school too.
>>21501222Well, okay. I just want Junko to be happy and that's all. But if that's what makes her happy then I'll make sure it stays that way!
>>21501266It sure will! She just wants to feel needed and taking care of anon will do that.
Junko is pretty!
>>21500038Because her puss is canonically loose from being ravaged by both her previous husband and Houyi (her second husband). Houyi then cheated on her with Chang'e and killed her son. No one wants those used goods now.
>>21500038Because she's waiting for me to inseminate her
>>21503345Good. Because that means I can have her all to myself.
>>21500038Why doesn't your mom?
I want Junko to purify me with her big breasts.
Hehe...Junko is so cute!
>>21500038The magic 8-ball says: Sources point to a universe of Bofeng in drag, try again later.>>21510249>>21510269>>21510301>>21510200@
>>21501478What's happening to Ebisu here, i'm scared
>>21510940Seiga sees her as a stillborn
>>21510257What are you talking about?
>>21500863Yeah, you'd be dead
>>21515914I have no idea what you are talking about
>>21500736Nyan nyan on the hunt
>>21500038you'd think there'd be more junko porn doujins since she's one of the only touhous to have sex
>>21516527All the LoLK 2hus have very little, especially Hecatia who despite being the extra boss barely even has any that are about her. Most of the stuff is compilations of multiple characters.
>>21516545odd too since the LoLK touhous are probably the most easy to sexualize. Hecatica's outfit, Junko being a mom
Does Junko die if she stops being angry? Do you think she would sustain herself by posting on the chans?
>>21516545And that's a good thing!
>>21516608She would terrorise the Reisen threads
>>21516613I want to SEXUAL the hot topic hell 2hu right now!
>>21516527>>21516565>you'd think there'd be more junko porn doujins since she's one of the only touhous to have sexThe truth is that Touhou has been reclining for a while now and most artists have converted to B*tefaggotry and other gacha heresy. At the peak of Touhou, you had even low energy nameless nobodies like Koakuma raking up hundreds of doujinshi and TENS OF THOUSANDS of fanarts. These days the entire cast of Hidden Star in Four Seasons COMBINED don't even crack the 25 Hentai doujinshi mark.
>>21516667I just think most fans are still stuck in old Touhou characters. People are just used to what they like. LoLK/Hidden Star/(probably Wily Beast) have their dedicated fandoms that produce tons of fanart.
>>21516527Uploading culture is dead.
>>21516879this too. there's tons of shit created thats never uploaded
>>21516887That or people just keep deleting their pixivs for no god damn reason
>>21516879combination of this and artists moving over to twitter, meaning that a ton of art is out there but never seen because of not tags/uploads onto western sites
>>21500038If Junko was my mom things would be different around here
>>21517296>ton of art is out there but never seen because of not tagsI hate this so much. The only people who seem to be able to actually mention the name of the character they are uploading on Twitter are cosplayers. All the other art is mostly just drowning in 5000 daily tweets about gacha games, food and cats.
>>21517396Well she's not a human
>>21517406Thats the internet now unfortunately
>>21517352For starters, she'd give you a sound spanking if she found out that you were posting indecent pictures of her on Lunarian mochi pounding forum.
>>21518966What else would mother Junko do to discipline anon?!
>>21500038Junko is my wife
>>21500038You can't sex in Touhou
>>21517406Goddam twitter's such a garbage interface.
>>21529641what a newbie