Tewi made sandwiches
>>21355235They are probably poisoned.
>>21355269No, they are turkey with lettuce, tomato, slight bit of mayo
looks like she made enough for everyone on /jp/
They probably have razor blades inside
Don't trust the rabbit
>>21355349>>21355366>>21355371>>21355408No she just made lunch for a picnic with you
>>21355412Then I want to watch her eat them first
>>21355235I won't eat them but I will reward her with a balls-deep mating press
>>21355349Picnic with /jp/!
>>21355412i wouldn't trust Tewi as far as i could fuckin throw herstill, it'd be rude to refuse her picnic foodwhat's the worst that could happen?
Am I the only one who would accept it without question?
>>21355505Yes, because everyone that did so before had unfortunate accidents not soon after
>>21355235lovingly made sandwiches with liberal application of reisen vagoo juices
Bunny sandwichBunny sandwich
Tewi-chan, Tewi-chan, be my daughterwife Tewi-chan, I love you and your small loli body, Tewi-chan.
>>21355235Stupid cunt put mayo on them?!*throws it in her FACE*
>>21355501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJNG2R2-uGE im thinking of a scenario like this
>>21356790This is my favourite poem.
>>21355412For me? But why would Tewi want to have a picnic with me?
>>21356826I'd throw my mayo on her face.
>>21355366How can you say you love her, if you won't eat her razor blade cooking?
I'd rather sandwich the bunny
>>21355235I managed to edge most of the day but I ended up busting as soon as I saw that one paizuri tei gif.
>half of the posts in this thread about insulting Tewi and rejecting her kindness>the other half about sexualizing Tewi>no more easy postingGood threadKuso board
>>21361845Who are you quoting pissant.
>>21360114Post the .gif
>>21362823Their glutes must be ripped!!!!
>>21355574But her power is to bring luck to humans, not misfortune.
>>21364779>>21364827You two are going to fight over who goes to toilet first
>>21361845i want to insult then mating press anon
>>21361845don't missuse the quote function
>>21359957What does this mean? You're gonna crush her?
I want to breed Tewi so bad, SO BAD!
>>21355235If Tewi was my mom things would be different around here
>>21376912I'd balls-deep, leaky mating-press your mother on a near-constant basis, dude.
>>21355235I DON'T WANT YOUR HAND OUTI THROW IT ON THE GROUNDI'M AN ADULT
post THE GIF
>>21387174>>21383255>>21362823I love Tewi.
>>21355276american mayo, euro mayo, jp mayo, or gensokyo mayo?