This thread is for all current and former idols of Up-Front & Hello!Project.>Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1M45w8Glu1JRwt34Yg324m2tOGK8SxBcTwnQ3NWIJiQM>Agency Links:http://www.helloproject.com/http://www.up-front-promotion.co.jp/http://www.up-front-create.com/http://www.up-front-kansai.com/http://www.jp-r.co.jp/Previous Thread:>>21263572
There's nothing like a good nap.
>>21327625>poster count didn't changeYIKES
>>21327629Oh no, he's on to me!rofl
>>21327634>false flagging again
>>21327640oh fuk here we go again why not
>>21327864I would lift the skirt of the left one and burry myself there
>>21327971Molest the dork!
>>21328027>>21328050>>21328057this is what this thread is now, huh?
>>21328728>nowwhat did he mean by this?
>>21330417Nice handstyle. It's cool to see H!P's getting up.
From BEST WISHES! tour Kumamoto night show on 4/28Jinsei blues (concert rip)(better quality)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqSf3EWXdzM
Why do so many former H!P idols end up divorced?
>>21333143Did I say something wrong?
>>21333147I don't know, does asking stupid questions seem okay to you?
>>21333160I didn't think it was a stupid question
>>21333171Ah, so that's the problem. You're a moron.
>>21333147don't mind the autistic anon.
>>21333196>don't mind the autistic anon.
Why don't idols have vaccine marks?
Why don't idols do pushups?
Why are H!Ps mostly girls?
Why don't idols wear nice clothes in MVs?
>>21333326Those white spots are something else.
>>21333369Those white spots sure are something else.
cutie up a tree
Why is miki even an idol she's so ugly
>>21333439you don't need to be pretty to be an idol, a lot of idol groups were founded on the idea that their members would look average or below average, so people can identify more with them
>>21333463You sound like you really know what you're talking about. Could you tell us a little more about idols?
>>21333496Thanks for proving my point
>>21333474you sound like you have no friends and try to aggerevate people in these threads
>>21333553Why are all UF fags such jerks?
>>21333556fighting fire with fire
>>21333585More like fighting shit with shit but ok..
Do they even have vaccines in Japan?
>>21333618use google, you moron
>>21334484Yuhane is objectively cute. Ichioka a shit though.
>>21334465>doraemon>trains>nerdsnerds don't have normie tier interests, anon.
>>21334755finally a cutie
>>21335134>>21335166Miya should probably pack it up and start looking for a husband.
Can Maria fix the Sato problem?
>>21336090I don't think Maria can terminate other members' contracts, so no.
>>21336336Oh good, the thread comedian is back.
>>21336383and he even posted Satoshit for maximum hilarity
>>21336392I rolled on the floor in laughter. Ha ha.
Can we fix the /h!p/ problem?
>>21336573>2019Imagine still being this butt blasted in this year
>>21336573Yes, filter the terms barf and nobody cares.
>>21337058You forgot uggo, trannie, and airi.
>>21337058>>21337067You might as well filter the whole thread then. What's the point?
>>21337114Or you could get a trip.
Those are the ideal idol bodies. You may not like it but this is how peak performance looks like.
>>21337151>Reina's matchbox body>ideal???????????
>>21337167?? all you want, this is how perfect Idol looks like
>>21337187>20 KB, 360x230
>>21337207>>21337187Yes, I don't know why I even have this one, wanted to post this one, my bad.
>>21337151>>21337216>ideal idol bodies>posting pics of them dressed with the focus being their facesIs this bait?
>>21337236Faces are part of the bodies and very important one at that.
>>21337243Needs cummed inside
>>21337243Faces are not part of the bodies.
>>21337266Oh my, it's retarded. I hope time will cure you.
>>21337264that makes two of us...
>>21337291Learn english if you want to have conversations on an english speaking chan.
>>21337327Just because you're mentally challenged doesn't mean I won't laugh at you.
>>21337344Get a load of this clown.
what kind of pictures have you dudes been looking at lately?
>>21337355Ah, no it all makes sense. I pity you.
>>21337400Sure thing buddy.
>>21337940>>21337947who is this prime qt on the front right
>>21337986who is the qt behind that Reina? And the one on right, colorful one?
>>21338051https://helloproject.fandom.com/wiki/BEYOOOOONDSKnock yourself out
>>21338051>who is the qt behind that Reina?miyo
>>21338051>And the one on right, colorful one?kurumi
>>21338120>>21338115>spoonfeedingAnd the 4 of you remaining in the thread wonder why this thread is messy shit show.
>>21338133One of the Maki fags here. I'm just here for the Gomaki updates. Is she still MIA? How is she supposed to make a living if she isn't allowed an online presence
>>21338140based net patroller sayu
>>21338152lewd ponpon gravure bluray fucking when?
Already too lewd!https://twitter.com/wani_UTB/status/1127782141654208513
虹のコンキスタドールトライアングル・ドリーマー 踊ってみた アップアップガールズ（２）https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvvNGelp2aY
>>21340153This is some quality content.
>>21338628Yes. Husband is fucking up her 20th anniversary year and is keeping her under house arrest.
>>21340139>dance covers>one and a half hour make-up tutorials>guitar duetswhy can't h!p do any of this?
>>21340322>>21340327RIP in pepperoni
>>21340340lol so randum xD
>>21340409Airi fag on suicide watch.
>>21340415Nobody wants to have a balled idol.
>>21340433It's always been like that. Stop beating a dead meme.
>>21340474You're clowning, anon. This is an older one.
>>21340245Maybe her husband will accidentally fall to a tragic early death.
>>21341543nothing wrong with Maria
>>21341543nothing good about this wonkey eyed momusu
>>21341616Maria’s best quality is that she’s the only H!P who gives a shit about H!P. That and the gravure.
>>21341641wrong opinion. keep your dumb opinions on h!o
>>21333556It's just insecure Omega male new fags. They have nothing better in life to feel good about so they all try to be internet tough guys. Haven't you noticed how comfy old fag threads are? There's no needless malice and internet tough guyism. Just talking about our waifus and sharing news. New fags are the cancers that killed the hello project fandom with their pointless vitriol. Just losers for the most part.
>>21342083Ancient fags bragging about how comfy they are talking about their "waifus" sound like the real losers to me.
>>21342108Talking about our waifus is just stress relief and relaxing like fishing or mowing the grass. You new fags wouldn't know that because you don't have jobs or real lives.
>>21342148You talk a lot of shit for someone who's super chill and not an internet tough guy at all.
>>21342162You just reminded me that I forgot to take my fiber today.
>>21342182You reminded me why I hate ancient fags so much.
>>21342194We were here before you, and we will be here after you.
>>21342209Who knows. I'm in the shit with you guys for the long haul.
>>21342148I want to take Konkon fishing. Who would you take fishing /jp/?
Yossie after having her first drink
>>21344919Get out of my thread loser
>>21344919No one likes you manWhy do you even post
how big is MM in Japan right now? it's hardly recognizable, right?
I really hope Chisato takes care of herself during her hiatus
Kisora has basically become a backgirl and I find it sad. She has a lovely voice, nice visuals, but yet they've been shoving her to the back.
>>21343852I bet her lips taste like cherry flavored Pez.
Why am I only now starting to find wada cute?
>>21345542>wada looks worse than ever>anon starts liking her>>21345553 might be right
>>21345174Okai is literally an escort now.
wish i could lick those toes
>>21345885If you know the right people and have ¥50,000, you probably can.
We'll finally get to see those skills they've been honing in the dressing room.https://www.famitsu.com/news/201905/14176121.html
>>21346152>¥50,000,that's cheap! everyone on /h!p/ would go for it for that price
Yuka is too cute!
>>21345818How do you figure?
>>21350953Finally a quality graduation MV.
>>21350962Big improvement without Kiki or Kisora.
>>21350999So the guy with the soft age limit theory was just memeing? I'm not even shocked enough to be surprised.
>>21351078Not only was I right, but they even wrote a song about it.
>>21351390Fuku and Eripon look good.
>>21351986Erina looks extra thin, I wonder if it's shopped.
https://twitter.com/pinkcres_staff/status/1128543238820777986>渋谷センター街 BGMにて トウキョウ・コンフュージョン「#なんだかなんだかありえない」がループして流れてます！！This'll drive people insane.https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1128561506910531584/pu/vid/720x1280/wRZTQ_dyBzyTK9B6.mp4
>>21351608Flowers from JunJun? >>21337725
>>21354968Poor Yuka, no one wants to be the other half of her heart.
>>21355065>>21355201>>21355233>finds cuties repulsiveSurely not all OG fans are like this.
>>21355247Do you have brain damage?
>>21342412a member with ichthyophobia.
>>21355281you're a riot
>>21355509that's your comebackl? looks like I hit a nerve
>>21355523what nerve would that be? do you think I'm a closeted queer?
>>21355534Alo hello when?
>>21355536It just so happens that Yuria's been reading gravure idol Yuka Kuramochi's latest book multiple times & taking notes.https://ameblo.jp/upupgirls2ki/entry-12461544713.html
>>21355551>Yuka Kuramochi's latest book>SNS is most important>try to get as many sponsors as possibleYikes. So she will never do gravure.
>>21355247i was referring to the resemblance between her and Nakazawa
【アプカミ#137】「ハルウララ」ドラムREC・中島卓偉セルフカバーアルバム制作メイキングVol.4・二瓶有加のメイク講座 MC : 植村あかり&和田桜子https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3nZQZ6DVE
>>21355781Looking extra kawaii with those glasses.
>>21355781does she have a sister or a cousin in an idol group?
>>21354344No, just flowers for finishing a commercial. Jun Jun’s Social credit score would go down too much if she got caught sending gifts to Japs.
No more literally who's for these two.
>>21355781WTH! Kajii's streaming at the same time!https://www.showroom-live.com/upupgirls2_71
>>21354344Soul - Soulless
>>21356168They need to take it easy every so often and not always work so hard.
>>21356186Falling on your ass on the way to work has nothing to do with working too hard.
>>21356196holy shit when i thought she couldn't look prettier...
>>21357373Reina does look nice with darker hair for a granny
>>21356196I thought she couldn't get any uglier...
Thank you UF
>>21358990Fuck off, memer.
Why 5ch so mean... ;__;
>>21359628Is that Riko?
>>21360110>Why 5ch so mean... ;__;what do you mean?
Juice=Juice『25歳永遠説』(Juice=Juice [“25 year old forever” theory])(Promotion Edit)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88fRO8entRc
>>21361007I'm jealous of Yuka's harem.
【tiny tiny#80】ゲスト：Juice=Juice 稲場愛香 コーナーゲスト：こぶしファクトリー 広瀬彩海、つばきファクトリー小野瑞歩https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU08OsTQyGc
>>21361007>that empty space next to monkey in the beginningIs that where the manager sleeps?
>>21361281If I were manager, I'd make Tomo sleep next to me. But maybe he knows something we don't.
>>21361281your sense of humour is so funny and original
Hoo-chan & yellow UUGP do CG's Itooshikutte Gomen ne.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQhTbkKByBE
They continue to soldier on no matter what dramas get thrown their way.https://ameblo.jp/tsubaki-factory/entry-12462011283.htmlhttps://ameblo.jp/tsubaki-factory/entry-12462014443.html
>>21361849which one has the broken butt?
>>21361229Easily a 9.
>>21362789Kisora, the chubby ugly one.
>>21361504That was boring.
>>21362898She is cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAF269Y2EJQ466K views alreadymamadol stronk
>>21362893>Easily a 9.no gravure yet.
>>21363834How can colorful-fags even compete?
>>21361504supaa bani manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj8rC2KXyP8
>>21365422lol, their reactions were priceless.
https://lineblog.me/ebichu/archives/13225069.html!!!needs to hang out with maachan too, lol.
>>21365422hilarious reactions.takechan looking cute again.
why didn't you faggots tell me that this was good?
>>21366396it isn't. it only gets good after the fifth one
>>21366545well, I do it to study Japanese anyway so it doesn't matter that much, I liked it so far, made me think of these scenarios happening IRL...
>>21366550Maybe you could fuck off IRL...
>>21366574butthurt fag who can't speak Japanese xD
>>21367065>going bald at such an young age alreadybeyoooond shit
>>21367193>taking picturesnot based, bro
>>21367193If you like cameras, you should check this PV out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4SCOUBKuOc
>>21367216>If you like to vomit, you should check this PV out.Nah, I'll pass.
>>21363834600k+ now. 81k subs.
>>21367344604k people threw up
>>21367351Tsuji's first video upload has more views in 2 days than some Hello Project PVs have had in a few years. Let that sink in.And she doesn't even have comments or ratings activated yet. I been saying this for years, all ex members need to now days to stay relevantnis make their own YouTube channel and share their life. All this time Reina, Maki and Kago could have been streaming and building an audience racking in that YouTube cash by just posting videos from their daily life. Amazing that tsuji is the first one to figure it out. Maybe the other members just have nothing to talk about and have no talent or vision.Reina needs to get off tiktok and go make a toy channel.
>>21367382>need to now days to stay relevantnisYou sound like you're drunk, grandpa. You needs to get off jaypee and go to sleep.
>>21367382>more views in 2 days than some Hello Project PVs have had in a few years. Let that sink in.Are you implying that Tsuji is more marketable than Tsubaki Factory? Read what you wrote and tell me why you're wrong.
>>21367414Tsuji could become a household name.
>>21367427Yeah, maybe. Do you want to take bets on whether it will or not?
>>21367382>All this time Reina, Maki and Kago>Reinafucking lol. nobody cares about her, dude.
>>21367539Didn't these uggos already get fired a long time ago?
>>21367539My wife on the left.
>>21367539My dick on the right.
>>21363834weird how it's not even in the trending videos in Japannice to see her on YT, wish more ex-musumes will follow, especially Kaori :3
>>21368674Because she has the ratings and comments disabled. It's pretty amazing that she has gotten that much views working against the algorithm. I'm sure she will enable comments and ratings soon, then it could really start trending. If she keeps this channel updated and routinely uploads new content she could get real big. Maybe some of the other ex members would follow her example. The new generation of idols is going to be online collaboration.
tell me more about those "okai chisato is now an escort" rumors
>>21368988>I'm sure she will enable comments and ratings soonDon't count on it, Hitler. Same as her other social media. Still nice to see her though.
>>21369799why does she do that
>>21370238Because guys talk about how much they want to bang her 11 year old daughter.
>>21370367lmao you can't be serious