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Summer soon

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
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Bully the shorties!
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My waifu a cute.
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>>21177329
Very inaccurate drawing. A defeated salamander's tail would be raging with big, intense flames to match her desire from loss she just experienced.
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>>21177329
It’s not luck if I get her pregnant!
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>>21177340
You think salamanders inadvertently set off sprinklers?
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>>21177367
I can't remember if a 'mander's fire gives off smoke or not.
I think it doesn't, in which case no. Because fire alarms detect smoke, not heat.
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>>21177367
Them, ignises, fire rats, and hellhounds, yes.
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>>21177375
Mini snakes are the koonago monster girl!
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>>21177340
Maybe she hasn't admitted defeat yet, and you need to defeat her a bit more.
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I fight for the undead empire!
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how did you and your waifu meet?
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>>21177419
Fabulous pose competition.
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>>21177419
>Looking for an old video game in a box in the basement
>Going down memory lane
>Can't really find it
>Disappointed I head upstairs into a tree trunk
>Something, something, bananas on the ceiling laughing
>Teddy bears and a strange mushroom woman having tea floating upside down in mid air
>Squeeze my way out of the teapot
>Take a causal stroll through a colorful forest
>Hear a roar from above
>Turn around and shove my dick in some pink, dragon girl's mouth
>She tackles me
>I plunge my tongue up her anus while she sucks my dick
And that's how I met my waifu. We didn't even know each other's names until about 10 orgasms in, and apparently half of the town was watching on, but I didn't notice. That ass was just too good.
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>>21177419
We were both eating alone at a restaurant, she noticed me and became interested. After some small-talk we just kind of hit it off from there.
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>>21177457
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>>21177419
i was a simple and lone prostitute, servicing various girls and had a flexible business plan which attracted a lot of my customers. and i mean lot of customers. i was making lots of money selling my body to what I thought were various members of the fairy kingdom, wonderland, the cat kingdom, the demonic extremists, the sabbath, and more. and it was fun going on a large-scale sexual adventure and all and becoming a prestige and quality sex service. but a lie was soon to be discovered. a very significant lie. all those monsters who took advantage of the body i offered to them were all one monster. it was a doppelganger. she was shapeshifting into various different monsters to see which form I favored the most. and well...it was difficult for her to decipher so a resolution to the grand deception was made by revealing her truth to me. i was greatly dissapointed and have thought that all these weeks I were socializing and exploring many societies turned out was conducted by a measly short, single monster girl. this is how we truly met. after a period of reconciliation, she offered my hand in marriage with the promise that she and I will, together, have an adventure far larger than what the goddesses and the demon lord can comprehend. that is how we got married.
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>>21177457
did you accidentally poke your dick into your waifu by accident? when you and her tried to do a combined pose?
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>>21177498
My waifu on the right.
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>>21177493
nice, nice, anon. sometimes life throws ya things you didn't try your best to work for and things happen naturally for some reason
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Why are gremlins so cute?
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>>21177526
it must be the perfume they use called Computer Girl Sweat. its smell can enrapture your nostrils and manipulate your mind into thinking they're the cutest girls
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>>21177419
Behind the school I was bulling her
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>>21177548
how did you bully her?
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>>21177515
I wasjust watching. I was way too obvious about masturbating to her and she walked straight to me during the pose-off and demanded I take responsibility.
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Framing people for crimes they didn't commit is a popular Yeti hobby.
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There are a lot of lim versions, but I haven't found my favorite yet. I think I want a slav one.
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>>21177419
She was a regular at my family's restaurant. People say she's a mob boss but that can't be true can it?
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>>21177419
Princess carried me out of a burning building
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>>21177605
I like Selene myself.
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>>21177605
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>>21177561
groped her belly and thighs for being so meaty
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>>21177627
Do not pursue Selene!
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>>21177419
>Lost in the woods during a long walk
>Some weird goth in witch clothes is sitting on a tree stump smoking a pipe
>Asks if I want to sit with her
>Make polite excuses and continue on, this is weird.
>Somehow end up on that exact path with her again
>And again
>Freaking out, don't know whats happening
>She's really nice about it and leads me down a path I'd never noticed before to a small house amid the trees
>Whispers something in a weird language into my ear
>Suddenly feeling much calmer about the disorientation thing
Could have been worse I guess.
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>>21177642
Please don't thiccshame!
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>>21177524
Yeah. It worked out pretty well. By the time she made up her mind on what to get she noticed me sitting nearby, looking over my options. We ended up sight-seeing together after that. It made my trip to Zipangu all the more enjoyable that's for sure.
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>>21177606
if she asks you to follow her and you end up in an abandoned alley or an isolated shack at the edge of the city, you should probably run. or better yet, check if she's got any tattoos or fancy outfits or any hustler friends with dark tinted glasses and swords waiting outside of the restaurant.
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>>21177626
>she saves both your life and your sex life
gotta give respect to first respondents
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>>21177655
Thick bully is best bully
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>>21177580
>demands that you take responsibility
the final step towards a completed marriage purposal
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>>21177655
but she was a closet masochist and we already have twins
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>>21177640
>2 stripes only
Blasphemy
A true slavlim would have adidas stripes on her body, a permanent shiner eye, and a cig.
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>>21177649
I would love to see how battles go when selene trained monsters join the field
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>>21177419
She held my town hostage with her giant robot, using its godlike guitar skills to blast Led Zeppelin covers to terrorize and subdue the town guard. Her only demands were a husband and constructive criticism of her giant robot so that should could further improve its guitar shredding. Needless to say I drew the short straw and don't know how to break it to her that I like Black Sabbath better.
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Do maids respond to classified ads like everyone else or do they just show up to places that are sufficiently messy?
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>>21177686
The real fear kicks in when selene herself enters
Remember Selene is pretty much lu bu
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>>21177672
She enjoys making me masturbate to her posing. Her kuu face looking down at me makes it look like she's disgusted by me and it gets me extremely hard. It's just too bad she can't let me get anywhere near orgasm before she violently mounts me and milks me dry while whispering "I love you" over and over again in her monotone voice.
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>>21177706
Which game though
The quality of lubu fights are varying
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>>21177706
>Selene vs Victoria never
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>>21177705
Kikimora show up either when you put an ad out, or they go door to door offering their services for a discount, coincidentally starting at your place. A Shoggoth there because of course she would be, silly!
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>>21177706
So basically a jobber to Thor?
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What happens when a flat chested tsundere becomes a large breasted monster?
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>>21177861
tasty breast cheese.
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>>21177706
I would show her my sword. If you catch my drift.
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Wight gentle femdom request for >>21093213

https://pastebin.com/KqW33GRu

Hope you enjoy
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>>21177862
That's actually a really great point what do you think cheese made from holstrarus milk is like?
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>>21177862
Cheese?
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>>21177867
>https://pastebin.com/KqW33GRu
brb unloading nut
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>>21177867
bro did that ghost say boo ?
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>>21177867
Fuck off
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>>21177867
I never expected something of this length, thank you magus!
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>>21177367
Do you think salamanders have existential crisis?
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>>21177896
Cute elf wight
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>>21177898
She's doing her best, okay?
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>>21177944
best of the beatles probably
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who is the Mew of monster girls? a monster girl carrying the DNA of every single species of monster girl? i can't find the right species so i was hoping an all-in-one species will solve the problem
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>>21177999
spherical
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>>21177999
Lilim
>Just like the Demon Lord, they are beings that have the demonic energy of all the monsters in the world contained within their bodies. Just like the Demon Lord, they have the ability to cause human women to be reborn as any kind of monster through having sex, as long as the resulting race is one that is subordinate to the Demon Lord and was always, or has effectively become entirely a monster race.
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>>21178008
shit, how did i miss this part. i'm dropping my doppelganger for a lilem waifu. unless a doppelganger can completely transform into a lilem instead of creating a fake image of one using her doppelganger powers
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>>21178022
Deny not the lilims
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>>21178022
Lilims can’t necessarily transform into other MGs though.
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>>21178038
if it can transform into a loli, grow a manticore tail, have cheetah legs, have hellhound arms, and have giant succ wings on her back, we'll talk.
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>>21178048
Polymorph is a thing, so it's natural to assume that lilims are the ones most able to use it to its fullest potential due to their inherent power.
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Today again a new wife commission. Closer to shortstack than usual for this one.
http://twitter.com/GcfMug/status/1117636868940738560
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>>21178048
Although to be fair the Doppelganger doesn't sound like she can freely transform either. Her point seems to be taking the form of the woman the guy loves or his ideal female form and if he sees her true form she seems to lose her powers all together. A slime is probably your best bet for a true shape changer.
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>>21178056
Polymorph is both mostly used for hiding monster features and unravels when the user is exposed to any degree of pleasure.
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>>21178063
why is it that whenever there's a new commission, 95% of the time, it's a gazer? not complaining since gazer is a very sexy monster but it's becoming something worth noting
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>>21178071
ah, i remember now, doppelgangers can't change to any monster on their own unless it's what the man she desires wants. also slimes aren't my thing. guess i'll remain waifu-less for a while.
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>>21178075
Why would a lilim not be able to polymorph into a lamia if her husband suddenly wants to know how it feels to be wrapped?
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>>21178038
I want to tease a lilim by playing hard to get.
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>>21178063
The shortstack look is nice.
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>>21178076
Because Gazerfag is batshit insane and comms constantly. I wonder how much he's spent on his wife so far. Probably more than some men with 3D wives.
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>>21178088
Because it would fall apart the moment she got him wrapped up. Polymorph is for disguising, it’s not a substitute for actual features.
“Durable” temporary transformations are handled by potions in MGE, so if you want to have snake fun times with your waifu, you’ll either have to hunt down or brew up a potion yourself for that occasion.
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>>21178088
>>21178087
I could also see with a breed like the Genie she could be potentially be wished into other forms. Although who knows how much sex would be needed, like the Ryu and their 3 days of constant sex needed for their rain ritual, to allow it.
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>>21178093
Yeah I'm gonna keep going with it I think.
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>>21177329
Reminder to breed a martial loli early!
If she isn't returning to her 'comrades' pregnant than you're doing it wrong.
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>>21178063
Fuck off
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>>21178137
>Telling Gazer-fag to fuck off
Well fuck off-kun. You can go fuck off yourself.
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>>21178143
Dude stop. It's a falseflagger obviously trying to start shit. Don't reply to it, just shut up.
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>>21178143
He's doing it to everyone who posts commissions, art or pastebins. He's just doing it automatically to any provider of new content at this point.
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I like big booby monsters.
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>>21177419
Digging under my basement a suddenly finding a profusion of errant flesh. Multiplying. Swarming. Living. Dying.

Until the stars align in their inexorable formation, and what sleeps is roused once more, to hatch from this fragile shell of earth and rock, and bring our inescapable end...

So seek solace in the manner befitting your lineage, and take up your nugatory vigil.

Haunted forever by that sickening prose, echoing through the infinite blackness of space and time:

"Ruin Has Come To Our Family."
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>>21178051
Thats why my waifu is the best and shes only half slime.

>>21178063
>Gazer going shortstack
Welcome friend!
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>>21177329
Arisen, strike the tail.
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>>21178195
Can Shogs do gentle femdom or are they too subservient?
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>>21178123
>Anon impregnates sally after defeating her.
>Now has her loli friends going after him to make him take responsibility...even though he is looking for her after she ran off.
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What kind of corruption stories do you want to see?
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>>21178195
a genki and chuuni Shog to brighten Masters day up.
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>>21177419
I'm always torn between the "yeah she just threw herself onto me" scenarios and the cute romantic slow burn, especially since some species I like (succs/demon/lims and foxes, for example) could work equally well for either. Is there a middle ground to be struck, anons?
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>>21177419
Getting isekai'd and end up on a Wight's dinner table as she is eating her dinner
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>>21177419
Stern combat kiki caught the scent of a good-for-nothing young man and decided to whip him into shape
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>>21177419
I stumbled upon her tomb.
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>>21178265
Maid who secretly pines after her royal prince master.
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>>21178063
Your waifu a cute! Cute!
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>>21177999
How much rape is that hybrid monster in the image? Will there be after-care/cuddling?
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>>21177419
I don't really have an elaborate concept of how we met besides I would like the portal to take me directly to my Night Gaunt wife's cave so we could be together. I honestly like thinking of what we would do with our life (hopefully eternity) together more than how we would meet.
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>>21178244
If you want.
>tfw no shog momster gentle femdom
I wonder if a shog momster still refer to her sonu as "master"
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>>21177867
That was really good. I liked how resilient the MC was, it made the situation feel more realistic than the usual "One blowjob and oh well I guess I love this lifestyle now" than most stories do.
That said, I'd still be planning on stabbing her in the back one way or another for being so smug about his imprisonment. Sex can only get you so far in a relationship.
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>>21178307
so much rape that when she's horny, she loses the ability to conceive the concept of consent in a man. if she wants sex, expect sex because nothing can stop her. and yeah, there will be lots of apologetic snuggling and fluffy mind-repair because she cares about her husband's well-being after she relieves her bodily stress
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>>21178376
Might be worth it to offer myself to contain such a beast
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>>21178244
I want a shogg wife to heal me of all of my ailments
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>>21177489
>causal
I honestly can’t tell if this is a typo or intentional.
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>>21177419
I'd probably would go to mist continent looking for her in the forest and find her
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>>21177379
Late reply but smoke detectors do yes but sprinklers go off with heat.
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Big titty onee-chan Titanias!
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>>21178516
Big titty imotou titania!
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>>21178516
I would love to play lots of special games with onee-chan's tits. We won't stop until she's a twitching mess.
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plant girls
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Which monster girl would ride motorcycles with me? I'm thinking kitsune.
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>>21178581
Sukeban Oni
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>>21178581
Pharaoh
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>>21178591
I understood that reference.
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>>21178595
Honestly I only thought of that after I posted it.
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>>21178591
>>21178581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c__dFYbErxg
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>>21178581
Troll in a tight biker outfit
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>>21178581
P'orcs.

Imagine a p'orc motorcycle gang. They roll up in their Harleys and raid local bars. If you outrace them, they're defeated, and you win the entire gang.
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Why does no one like aluranes here?
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>>21178627
and if you don't?
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>>21178581
>Kitsune
>Her tails are either pure, bug-catching drag or she has to shove them into some kind of tail mitten
No, kitsune would probably not ride bikes with you. Try an oni or gremlin.
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>>21178648
i find them boring until someone brings up a neat sex-related idea involving them
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>>21178627
Do they make "riding a hog" jokes?
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>>21178651
Rude. Kitsune can ride bikes just like any other monster girl can!
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>>21177419
i opened the door and she came right in
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>>21178650
If you don't win, they win you. You become the breeding bag for a random p'orc in the gang.
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>>21178654
Only if you beat them and make them submissive
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>>21178648
But I do!
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>>21178657
They CAN, but it seems unlikely that many would for the reasons stated. Know what'd be really interesting to see, though? Lamiae on motorcycles. Also, centaurs on motorcycles.
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Beep beep.
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>>21178715
Perfect
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>>21178715
>MFMF
Hah
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Give me three reasons why you love little girls.
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>>21178725
1. womanlet
2. no breasts
3. no ass
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>>21178725
I'm just a baphocon, I swear.
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>>21178725
tiny is good
big butts
blowjob while you're both standing
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>>21178725
I only like baphos
>Standing up at perfect dick sucking height
>Superior cunny, no pubes
>Can easily cuddle and hold in a protective way
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>>21178725
I like most body types
They'd be easier to manhandle
School uniforms are great
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>>21178728
based
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>>21178648
I don't pay too much attention to them anymore since they're some of the first monster girls I've ever seen (thanks, Castlevania) and they almost feel too vanilla now.

But some of my favorite girls are plants, as well.
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>>21178725
1. Portable
2. Figure & flawless skin.
3. Makes femdom that much more fun.
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>>21178752
>(thanks, Castlevania)
Based
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>>21178752
Yes, I would put my penis there.
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>>21178752
I always wondered if more monster girls would follow the ant arachne and pretend to be a similar species. Like a tentacle pretending to be an alarune to trick some poor unsuspecting anon, or a lamia painting herself purple and pretending to be a apophis, and even a minotaur painting herself black and white so she can be a holstaur
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>>21178725
1. cunny
2. cunny
3. flat chest
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>>21178728
you pass, welcome to the sabbath

>>21178735
lmao tough luck unless you're tough enough to even come near a witch

>>21178738
now this anon knows what's up, you pass. the sabbath welcomes you

>>21178742
those things can apply to witches and familars too, onii-chan, i'm afraid you'll have to be assigned to a low level witch

>>21178745
the sabbath is for men who appreciate only the master race, go plow a cow or something

>>21178791
simple yet i can sense that spirit filling your body to the brim with lolicon pride, welcome to the sabbath, onii-chan

>>21178760
good taste
>spoiler
you sir have got yourself a premium member's pass to the femdom lounge and free breakfast with coffee at the elite counsel's cafeteria
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>>21178627
What a pedestrian species and faggoty commission.
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>>21178725
>Small is cute
>Light enough to pick up and dote on and dick
>Having a small girl in your lap teasing you with her butt is an amazing scenario
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>>21177419
I walked through a door in the attic, and came out the other side to Wonderland, right in front of her house. She opened the door and said I was the butler she was expecting, and I didn't argue one bit and the rest is history!
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>>21178803
>tfw I read it "Give me three reasons why you don't love little girls."
>tfw I got accepted anyway
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>>21178725
1. Childlike innocence
2. Delicious flat chest (and puffy nipples!)
3. Perfect little pussy
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>>21178725
big butt
small chest
imagine
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>>21178819
Damn I really want to make a Banshee smile.
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>>21178803
>i'm afraid you'll have to be assigned to a low level witch
I refuse. I'm going to get that bapho cunny whether she likes it or not. I won't take no for an answer.
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Gonna ambush my combat kiki maid!
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>>21178838
But the ensuing struggle will wreck the house, and then she'll have to clean it up.
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>>21178803
>premium member's pass
It's funny because I'd describe myself as a "part-time" Sabbath member at best. My waifu is adult by default, she just learned the *morphosis spells so she can run the show in whatever form she desires.
I'm just not about to pretend that lolis don't drive me nuts every bit as much as beeg titty girls.
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>>21178819
don't worry, anon, even though members of the sabbath are forced to come to the gathering despite all refusal and attempts made to evade sabbath meetings, you will eventually learn that men were born to live sexually with beautiful young girls and in the end, happiness is accomplished for likeness and all will end in a never ending reign of joy that is being an eternal lolicon
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>>21178851
Something tells me I will be defeated pretty fast anyway. Gotta keep your combat maid on her toes.
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>>21178835
work your way to the top, you delinquent, and perhaps you might actually have a chance to get raped by this
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>>21178725
>small
>cute
>best sex
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>>21178725
>oral
>anal
>cunny-al
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>>21178865
I agree. I would rig pop-up targets around my property for my Automaton maid to plink at. I would also play "Find and catch master" with the Shoggoth, which would probably be pretty terrifying, but it's good practice for her anyway.
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>>21178880
>When "Find and catch master" goes too far and you end up as a hostage on the other side of the globe
I wouldn't want to be the hostage-takers
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>>21178811
good, anon, you'd make a great addition to the sabbath

>>21178826
our veteran members will be delighted to collab with you

>>21178831
yes, anon, we all are aware of the greatest form of female ever to spawn on the face of this earth. it's what we are here for.

>>21178869
work hard and you might just get more than the best sex of your life, only at your local sabbath!

>>21178871
you pass, enjoy your new life as a sabbath member
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>>21178867
No. I came to take the grand prize home with me. She's the only one for me. I'll take her by force if I have to.
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>>21178880
Now I want to get slammed by a full speed shog hug.
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>>21178774
Why an Orca?
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Another finished commission! The second image in the set by Mashpervert, this time of an older Dellu!
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>>21178915
Damn, that's the best one yet.
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All men should experience what a massive Manticore tail can provide.
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>>21178888
It would be scary to be on a Shoggoths bad side.
>>21178910
Imagine getting tackle-hugged by a Shog, and before you hit ground, she transforms into your favorite armchair beneath you while she sits on your lap.
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>>21178915
I really want to fuck your daughter now.
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>>21178920
That would involve cheating on my waifu, so I'll pass.
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>>21178945
There's probably a temporary tf potion for that.
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>>21178915
You're my favorite daughteru dicker. KDF should get more adult daughter stuff, incest is great but pedo is no.
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>>21178624
This! Drawfags please
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>>21178803
>the sabbath is for men who appreciate only the master race, go plow a cow or something
I do appreciate the master race, that's why I specifically do love the cows more than anything. But I can appreciate a loli too, I could appreciate a loli and a cow at the same time given the opportunity and enough stamina.
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>>21178244
https://imgur.com/a/p9yZ4Tn

Behold, peak autism.
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>>21178648
There are lots of monster girls that go under the radar.
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>>21178920
Tailpussy can't be that good. It's a meme made up by manticores. I'll prove it!
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>>21179063

How will you prove it?
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>>21178920
>manticore smugs at your degeneracy as you get off to getting your dick sucked by a big spiky manticore tail
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>>21178920
I wanna manticore to suck on my face with her tail pussy
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>>21179072
I'll just have to dick the smug off of one and take plenty of video evidence.
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>Apophis infiltrates a Pharaohs kingdom only to find out there's no Pharaoh but instead a republic with elected representatives
>Pharaoh is still around but only to draw in tourist revenue and honorary reasons
>For intensive purpose the Pharaoh has no power
What does the Apophis do in this situation? Does she start a revolution to put the Pharaoh back at the head of state? Does she grape all the officials that come into office and start a shadow government? Does she run for office?
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>>21179113
Why is there no "the Apophis gets a life" option?
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What’s your favorite monster girl?
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>>21179176

Kejourou
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>>21179176
All of them
Sandworm
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>>21179176
Kitsune!
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>>21178581
Tomboy Werewolves
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>>21179176
Big fluffy tailed kitsunes
>>21179194
>manofculture.jpg
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>>21179176
These ones!
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>>21179176
Troll
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>>21179201
>Oddly wholesome KDF
I just wish there was more
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>>21179176
yes
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>>21178725
1.pear-shaped lolis are sexier than regular lolis

2.perfect height for blowjobs (or paizuri, If she is a oppai-loli)

3.The thightest cunny
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>>21179176
Foxes
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>>21177419
Signed up for human trials for a drug that increases mouth sensitivity and while she watched me take the pill from behind the glass she demanded to go in and make sure I took the pill by shoving her tongue down my throat.
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>>21177419
>Work place romance
>Other was a gaming store
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>>21179210
Patience is key anon.
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>>21178725
>Why I love little girls
1. They make me feel so good
2. They make me feel so bad
3. When they're around they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town
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>>21179176
Baphomet!

>>21179194
>>21179200
I want to like MGE kitsunes, but I don't like the whole "corrupting the area around them" thing, and also their personality changing. I like a more vanilla-ish kitsune like from MGQ. inb4 >taurs
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>>21179238
So you want Inari?
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>>21179254
Not really. I just don't like youko or inari, even as someone who likes kitsunes, just something about MGE kitsunes puts me off of them.
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>"W-what are you doing?! I'm just an old hag! A handsome man like you could have his pick of any cute, young girl! I-I'm past the point of having children!"
When will these CCs learn?
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>Tried writing a bit today
>Continuing my corruption/monsterization story
>Got really dialogue heavy
>Got bored
> Suddenly softcore f/f molestation
Does anyone else have this problem?
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>>21179274
As long as it doesn't go to far, than it sounds okie dokie to me. Even better if it's used to arouse a male character.
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>>21179274
Nope. Have them get really into it. It'll be hot.
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>>21175313
decoy clothes?
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>>21179284
Just seemed like something the characters would do in this situation. The guy stops it because he has a hero complex.
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>>21179301
Cute warboss.
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>>21179242
Why is she so fashionable?
What outfit is this supposed to be?
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>>21179319
Phyrra or whatever from that shitty Xenoblade Chronicles sequel
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>>21179176
Kakuen
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>>21179237
We'll memed
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>>21179176
doppelganger, shoggoth, demon, gremlin, kakuen, and lamia
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>>21179301
What smells worse better a high orc's bed or her gym clothes?
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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that earl gray tea is the superior drink that all monster girls should enjoy
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>>21179363
Bed.
>All that sweat soaked into the sheets and mattress
>Drool soaked into the pillow
>Goes long periods of time without washing the sheets
Even if she were to leave you alone in the bed, you'd feel like she was still there from the strong scent.

I feel like some canine girls would do the same thing, not allowing their husband to wash the sheets, so that they can be enveloped by his scent like that.
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>>21179376
Kobold housewives would probably get pretty pouty in general whenever it came time to do the laundry.
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>>21179376
>I feel like some canine girls would do the same thing, not allowing their husband to wash the sheets, so that they can be enveloped by his scent like that.
My Kobold waifu would definitely want to do this. She doesn't like dirty sheets though, so I like to think we'd have ones that magically filter out the gross dirty stuff while just leave the scent and still getting the feel of nice clean sheets. Heck, if they didn't exist already that would likely be something she tries to invent herself.
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>>21179399
Hellhounds and werewolves would be outright pissed. They'd punish you by carrying you off to bed and fucking nonstop till the sheets are thoroughly ingrained with them smell of your sex.
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>>21179409
ew
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>>21179271
I bet they all secretly hope for that sort of thing.
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>>21179176
Soft ones
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>>21179176
Parasite Slimes/Slime Carriers !
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i'm naming my mindflayer child Cthulhu
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>>21179485
That's trashy anon, it's like a hispanic naming their son Jesus.
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>>21179375
Relaxing refreshing teatime with the maids!
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>>21179375

I read that as Eel Gray tea for a split second there.
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>>21179523
You will be rewarded when the portals open.
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>>21179523
aw yiss
eel piss
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>>21179532
Can't take eels seriously after learning that monk seals get them stuck up their noses.
Booger fish.
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>>21179528
With tea?
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>>21179537
An eel's tea. Don't mind the texture, it's supposed to be thick.
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>>21179532
>>21179537
>>21179539
Kill yourselves.
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>>21179537
rhymes with

>>21179539
i'm ok with this
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>>21179544
And let the Will-o-wisps get me? No thanks.
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>>21179176
I'm an indecisive fuck, just take this.
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>>21179544
Can't yet, gotta make sure the right girl gets my souls.
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>>21179176
Like Lewis Carrol, I appreciate all females.
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>>21179545
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>>21179532
she looks like a 50 to 60 year old pervert who rapes young victims just like in those hentais. if only she were a kitsune...
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>>21179602
I have a hard time imagining young unagi joros, or at least they still ara ara and have a beauty mark.
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>>21179176
Will of the Wisp.
>>21179555
You'd be lucky!
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>>21177419
She got struck by lightning and fell through my roof. On purpose. She meant to do that. Totally.
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>>21179176
I like my harem, Dragon Kikimora Automaton.
>Dragon "strong-willed, smart, and perfect for long night of sex"
>Kikimora "gentle, devoted and great for molest her when working"
>Automaton "she's badass, that's all"
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>>21179176
Tundranubis.
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>>21179610

>Young Unagi Joro tries to make a cute boy she likes trip onto her like what her mom did to her dad
>But she isn't quite as good at it so he takes a fall.
>He doesn't get much beyond some bruises but things get awkward between them after that.
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>>21179648
But arctic fluffies have tiny, pathetic ears!
Desert girls have the biggest and best ears!
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arctic lava golem vs lava glacies

who's the better waifu
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>>21179713
What is this I don't even
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>>21178725
dfc
belly
their legs dangle
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>>21179713

I'm just going to go for the Snow worm.
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>>21179713
Cold climate lava golems are canonically snug as fuck.
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>>21179714
a lava golem but adapted to the polar regions
a glacies but adapted to the volcanic regions
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>>21179721
you mean the sky worm? all earth monsters are now wind/air type monsters just like all fire monsters are ice now.
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>>21179732
>sky worm
They told Wurm she wasn't a real dragon... so she took flight with her tail spinning like a helicopter.
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>>21179732
>Skyworm
This sounds significantly less comfy, but also much more ADVENTURE! I think I'd prefer the normal variant, myself.
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>>21179737
She just jumps real good is all.
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>>21179703
Smaller ears, but thicker and toastier mofu. A worthwhile exchange.

>tfw no adorable and energetic fennec fox monster girl
>tfw no super-pretty and elegant arctic fox monster girl
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>>21179749
>jam your face straight into hyper-dense arctic mofu
>instantly become a depraved addict who can't live without her
Be careful on your first huff. Take it easy.
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>>21179766
Arctic creatures grow their insulating fluff in two or more layers, with each layer having its own unique qualities. If you've ever pet a husky you'd have felt it.

>slightly more coarse outer layer that protects from wind and resists soaking in water
>super-soft inner layer that creates pockets of warm air and ventilates the skin

Imagine laying on top of a giant fluffy tail, then plunging your hands in where it's even softer and warmer. The longer you lay there, the further you sink in to the second layer. She probably smells like arctic sage and pine needles.
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>>21178581
Maus.
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>>21179575
>Ah yes, that's a Fox alright.
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>>21178725
I'll give four.

1. They don't ask me questions
2. They don't want to scold me
3. They don't look for answers
4. They just want to hold me.
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>>21178725
Portable
Bullyable
Stacked
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>>21179176
I’m a massive slut so I have more than 1
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>>21178725
1. Easy to carry, you can take them with you on the bus/train,
2. Flat chest makes them very aerodynamic and their light weight allows them to be thrown over great distances.
3. They're young enough that if you take them to a theme park their ticket will be half the cost of an adult, or even free!
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>>21179818
I second this anons three picks.
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>>21178725
1: Light
2: Bottom heavy
3: Tightest
Can walk around with a Bapho's ass stuck on your crotch. Bonus horn handlebars
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>>21179822
I know the feeling. I'm a slut for any powerful MG
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>>21179176
Tough choice between Gremlin and Kakuen.

Maybe a fusion of both?
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>>21179853
Sounds like monkey trouble
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>>21179859
Grease Monkeys!
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>>21177419
I heard in the news there were powerful monster girls in the area, as well as a listing of their address for an upcoming party. Of course I was not invited, but I sent some poetry to each one as well as love letters and sure enough they invited me. When I went into the hall of the main chamber, I looked around to see where everyone was. Only too late did I realize that they had locked all exits and were going to hunt me down as prey. Apparently sappy, unskilled poetry, a few letters sent back and forth about philosophical and occult studies, and gushy love letters are enough to impress royal ladies.
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>>21179882
What an awful post.
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>>21179930
Okay.
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How far is too far when pranking a monster girl. Example
>Replace all a Satyros's wine with cranberry juice
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>>21179930
You're weird.
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>>21179938
Fully clean your house before your Kiki wakes up, but everything is in the wrong location.
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>>21179938
Cook your vampire wife a meal full of garlic then leave for work all day before she eats it.
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>>21179938
I wonder what a sober Satyros is like?
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>>21179973
>Onee-chan, why do you drink?
>I drink to forget
>To forget what?
>That I'm ashamed
>Ashamed of what?
>That I drink
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>>21179979
>Satyros-chan has a dark past that she drinks away
>Secretly she just drinks to help her forget all the embarrassing things she did in school
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>>21177419
She was a Personal Trainer, I was her last client.
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>>21179998
>"Senpai, this left arm of mine contains a dark power that will destroy the world!"
>Satyros take a good three-second swig from her bottle of wine
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I want to embarrass my buff wife by telling her friends she likes to cuddle and hold hands while being the little spoon. What could go wrong?
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>>21180141
I dare Anon to get in the ring with an Ogre!
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>>21180141
>>21180150
Lovely that she is really into having children
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>>21180150
I want to get in the ring with the amazon that bullied me in school!
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>>21180169
I want to get in the ring with a buff Hellhound who uses a Greco Roman wrestling style.
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>>21180183
You guys always think you're going to lose and get raped when you get into the ring but never once think about what would happen if you somehow won, or what if she threw the match because she bet everything on you
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Witchwolves.
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>>21180252
Awoomancy
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>>21180259
Who knows what secrets that particular school of magic may hold.
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>>21180280
Ruff sex.
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>>21180252
dangerous
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>>21180259
Returning an awooo is really dangerous
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I've been wondering about Ancient Evils and the like. How many of them are there and would they get along with each other?
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>>21180427
They're surprisingly tech savvy.
They have a secret internet site where they share torture techniques, tips to break or nullify seals, and cake recipes.
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>>21180250
>somehow won
Desperately begging for babies.
>threw the fight
"I guess I'll reward you for 'winning' this time. Do a good job and I might go down a lot more often~"
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>>21180447
>you can seal her but you can't cut the wi-fi
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>>21180427
Enough for everyone that wants one gets it, and since they are ancient they might know others, but getting along not at all
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>>21180467
Her influence will spread! A cult of devout followers in her name!
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>>21180472
>Anon doesn't really care for social media
>Ends up with a cute Ancient Evil girl that a cult devoted to her that's almost a state religion in some parts of the world
>He's completely oblivious to both of these until one day opening the front door to find a large group of worshipers offering him gifts
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>>21180530
Let's not
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>>21180530
Go away cunt.
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>>21180530
One Piece has a few ones I like.
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>>21180530
Danzaburou Danuki has been hard carrying the tanuki family for me.
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>>21180425
>rural area anon enjoying a drink at night on his porch during a moonlit night
>hears an awoo in the distance
>had a great day and feels energetic enough to return the awoo
>sets of glowing amber lights that could be mistaken for fireflies at first start lining a portion of the treeline across the field from his home
>as more show up fear swells
>heart starts thumping and he goes inside for his gun
>the power goes out as he makes sure the gun is loaded and ready
>slowly walks around the first floor looking out the windows
>the glowing eyes can be seen through the tall grass as it sways in the gentle wind at a very uncomfortable distance
>very cautiously open door to check the porch area
>turn around to fetch a flashlight when he hears paws and claws right behind him
>quickly spins and readies to fire before seeing gyaru wolf girls in miniskirts holding a few cases of beer
>one chewing gum while twirling a finger through her hair asks if this was where the party is at
>seems the power going out was just a poorly timed coincidence as the lights are now back
>lights reveal your front door to be crowded by drop dead gorgeous babes
>none of which bothered to button up their tops
>lower the gun and let them in with a dumbfounded expression
>have drinks and laughs
>later when they exclaim that they're hungry you start walking for the kitchen while yelling back asking what they want
>you're stopped by a paw on your shoulder turning you to press your back into the wall
>the wan in possession of the largest chest and ass is the culprit
>she leans in for a kiss then moves to whisper into your ear "you"
i did my best anon
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GIVE ME THE BEST GANGRAPE STORIES YOU GOT
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>>21180654
>>>/trash/
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>>21180654
One day I got home and my wife had used a doppelpotion, then I used one too and we had rap battles.
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>>21180530
Probably Fran from FFXII, or Nabe from Overlord.
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>>21180535
>>21180539
What the hell is wrong with what he asked?
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>When the cakes go oppai loli to try and feel young again

Don’t fall for it!
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>>21180654
>Chimera waifu rapes you
>Suddenly her personality changes and she rapes you again
>Again a new personality takes over and rape you
>By the time she's done you've gone 5 rounds and can barely move
>Wonders who did this to, as she is a much gentler lover, and vows to bring the monster who raped you to justice
>Her personality changes again to the one that raped you roughly and pounces you again
>>21180793
>cakes go oppai loli to try and feel young again
I don't follow. Please explain this in a way an idiot could understand
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>>21180530
>deleting your post because of two shitpost replies
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>>21180800
>Oppai lolis are lolis with large breasts
You’re seeing a Christmas cake look like a large chested loli to feel young
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>>21180594
It’s pretty good mate.
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>>21180820
Thanks. It's maybe my 4th or 5th little greentext.
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>>21180280
Lookit the size of those mana tanks.
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>>21180793
How devious!
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>>21179301
Cute. All high p'orc art is a blessing.
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>>21180654
Which side is doing the rape, important question.
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Sacred things etc.
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>>21180868
>Anon walks on a bus to see a bunch of pai lolis go from serious business talks to calling ‘nii-chan’ sweetly in a second
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>>21180786
>>21180810
Shit like that leads to offtopic and is an excuse for shitposting like Musume shit
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>>21180907
What kinds of species are we talking here?
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>>21180810
I just wanted to avoid confrontation.
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>>21180932
Dice say Jiangshi, cancer, and a succubus
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>>21180945
Besides cancer i can see cakes of the other two doing that. Especially succs.
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>>21180793
>tries to become oppai loli
>just ends up as an old shortstack
This also pleases the boner
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>>21180530
Probably some kind of digimon.
>>21180936
People even post "fuck off" at people posting new stories or gazerfag for posting commissions, if everyone gave in to the first sign of negativity there wouldn't be a thread left.
Show some spine.
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>>21180961
Old cake in a shortstack body that acts like an oppai-loli?
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>>21181010
Fuck off retard you already got this deleted >>21180911
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>>21180953
She can be a cute pai loli too!
She even has the overly long sleeves!
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>>21181010
Cease.
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>>21181019
Thats true! Although her breasts might constantly rub against you as she cleans your body.
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>>21181010
Christ dude, I was willing to look the other way until the shit with the dogs and the crying.
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>>21181010
Black harpies are for tender, love, and care and family building, not that trash.
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>>21180654
>In the town of Ulthar, there was a cat hating cotter.
>Whenever the catgirls go near his house, they fall into his traps and he bullies them harshly.
>The townsfolk are against these acts of bullying, but are too afraid of confronting the cotter.
>All the townsfolk do is try to get the catgirls away from going near his house
>One day, a caravan from a distant land came to the town carrying a man and his catgirl daughter.
>While the caravan was staying in the town, the cat daughteru disappeared for three days.
>The cat daughteru returned to the caravan crying and told her worried father that she was mercilessly bullied by the cotter.
>Enraged, the man prayed for vengeance to strike against the cotter.
>After the prayer was unleashed, dark clouds swirled around the cotters home and all the single catgirls in the city had their ravenous sexual instincts awaken.
>Most of the town began to wonder where all the single catgirls disappeared to.
>A few days later, the single catgirls returned, all impregnated and satisfied
>They all seem to have come from the direction where the cotter's house is
>A few men went to the cotter's house to investigate and to their horror found the cotter's body lying on the floor.
>The cotter's body was roughed up, full of catgirl saliva and pussy juice. There was a lot of his cum on the floor along with the pussy juice, his body had some claw marks. The place smelled like an orgy.
>The cotter had seemed to lost too much weight, he's dangerously skinny. He could barely breath as all that sweat drips from his face. He seemed almost dead.
>All the single catgirls in town had brutally raped him nonstop, the cotter was never given a chance to recover and all he was allowed to consume was their breast milk.
>After the cotter was sent to the hospital, the mysterious caravan with the man and his daughteru left the town
>Since then, the mayor made it illegal to mercilessly bully catgirls.
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>>21181024
>She keeps pouting angrily as she tries to wash your hard to reach places
>This just puts her bust pressed harder against you
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>>21181033
Cute birbs, great moms
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>>21181091
Indeed they are.
>That joyous smile she makes when she's holding a newly laid egg and tells you that you're going to be a father
I hurts knowing that I won't ever experience this.
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>>21181107
i wanna watch a sally or harpy lay unfertilized eggs and then deal with the erection
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smug pregnant monsters does things to me
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>>21181147
Smug evil demon/succ/devil because she bearing the child of a paladin
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>>21181147
pregnant bellies that you can see from behind with their anus in view is my maximum
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>>21181147
It’s the best, especially with big baby bumps

>>21181162
My man
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>>21181129
I like the more active role where they sit in your lap and you help coax it out.
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>>21181181
anon my lap will be too hard to sit on
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>>21181181
I hear Anal helps with that
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I best thing to be is a hero with a sexy angel at your side
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>>21181181
You understand. This is the best way to help an egg laying species.
>>21181225
This is the prefered method.
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>>21181147
>tfw no smug broodmother waifu who loves to lord her above-average fertility over other monsters
>she will never brag about how as soon as her precious little bun in the oven is done, she'll add another tally mark to her womb pleasure rune and get to work on the next cute daughter
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I just want to hold her in my arms, make love, call her my own, and cherish her.
I don't care if we're poor, homeless, shunned, or hated.

I just want her. Is this too much to ask?
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>>21181318
Exactly
Especially good on girls you wouldn’t traditionally figure to be into that
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>>21181225
>pregnant anal cowgirl as she lays eggs on your stomach which you have a towel on to catch them
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>>21181306
I want to be the loyal minion for a villainess though.
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>>21181356
I wanna be a dickthrone for an ancient evil fox and nobody can tell she's riding me when she has an audience because I'm concealed by mofu
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>>21181419
That sounds nice. That, but with a graped Pharaoh and flustered Anubis bodyguards who have to witness her riding me all day.
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>>21181457
You can have an evil/corrupted/villian Pharaoh without her being graped 2bh
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>>21181331
But you'll never be homeless with her!
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>>21181419
Sounds fun.
One day I'm going to write a story about a guy who goes around releasing sealed evils and adding them to his harem/hooking them up with his friends.
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>>21181468
I know, I just prefer graped Pharaoh because I find her friendship with the Apophis very sexy.
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Fantasy worlds are brimming with adventure and wonders
Just gotta assemble the classic team
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>>21181525
Kikimora Warrior
Shoggoth Rogue
Automaton Caster
Gremlin Cleric
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>>21181525
Can't I just take the sorceress?
I mean, the elf does nothing for me and i dont like amazons
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>>21181525
The elf looks like a proper person designed her
The witch as crabman limbs and the amazon has tumor ass
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>>21181525
One genki pear-shaped salamander bodyguard for me.
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>>21181525
Skeleton tank (she's spooky so her enemies can't handle her)
Holstaur healer (milk is good for bones)
Me as the useless guy who hangs out in the back and hands out encouraging words and slaps on bony and meaty butts alike.
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>>21181525
As long as we fight as a kickass team and i get to fuck one of them im all good
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>>21181525
>Troll fighter
>Automaton Rogue
>sea Bishop cleric
>Honey bee mage

The dice were nice today
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>>21181525
>Salamander paladin
>Succubus mage
>Demon rogue
>Dark angel cleric
This is the party I want.
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>>21181572
>ywn be the Speedwagon of a cute dhampire
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>>21181525
I like the idea form that one post where a org rogue is so intimidating her "stealth" consists of her shouting that you cant see her, and everyone is too afraid to correct her
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>>21179795
I need this in my life.
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>>21178915
Last picture of the set got finished! Gotta say artist did Vellu's outfit really well!

https://i.imgur.com/MwvUIOO.png
Plus an extra picture of all three together! https://imgur.com/yAeYWQN.jpg
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>>21181612
Really nice. Large mouse still best girl though.
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>>21178915
>>21181612
Mouse fucker, you really do have excellent taste.
That group picture especially is really great.
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>>21181612
You've really turned me around on mice girls, because your comms always turn out fantastic.
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>>21181525
>dragons crown
Not posting drunk fairy
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>>21181637
Tiki is cute.
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>>21181627
All three are perfect! Though I also find myself picking favorites occasionally, usually in a cyclical order between all three.

>>21181628
Thanks! I always like it when an artist puts something together like that even when it wasn't part of the order. The guy's pretty great!

>>21181629
Mouse girls are the greatest anon, it's high time more people started to realize it.
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>>21181656
Do you have an imgur of your coms?
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>>21181612
Another set of mousefu.
Thank you for keep sharing it.
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>>21181668
https://imgur.com/a/SMZEA
https://imgur.com/a/9CQt1iL
https://imgur.com/a/AkSAReY
https://imgur.com/a/iZpkw5a

Never posting all these links at the same time ever again, this is making me hella self-conscious/embarrassed.

This about encompasses everything, barring maybe a set or two that I just forgot to upload when I got the images. Though imgur fucking murders the quality of some of these though. It ain't gazerfag's gallery, but it's somethin im kinda proud of.I feel pretty fucking blessed having to work with all these amazing artists.
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>>21181612
Lewd mice
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>>21181737
Good girls get pats!
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>>21181737
That's a lot of images anon Your family is super cute!
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>>21181737
A whole lot of mice there, quality coms.
Seeing them all in one place like this makes me want to throw together a rar on catbox or something in case both my laptop and external die at the same time as unlikely as that is.
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>>21181737
>spoiler
I don't see a reason for that anon, are you not proud of your mices?
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>>21181741
Bad girls get spanks~
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>>21181737
Don't be embarrassed, this is good.
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>>21181776
Not embarrassed of the mice themselves. All three of them are perfection! It's just embarrassing knowing that the more pictures I show the more people know how instead of doing anything responsible with my money i throw it all towards mouse porn that'll serve no practical purpose in the real world.
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>>21181795
Practical purpose is relative anon, if it brings you joy then there's no need to feel weird.
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>>21181802
This is actually a little comforting to think about, thanks anon. Gonna stop taking up threadspace now. Hope ya'll like the mouse pics!
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>>21181795
Don't feel bad if it makes you happy Mouseanon.
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>>21181795
>Practical purpose.
It looks neat and makes you happy, is it supposed to do anything else?
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>>21181795
All of which are subjective and based on a matter of opinion. If you liked what is a result of your spending money then it was worth it.

Don't feel bad ;)
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>>21181525
My harem party would be something like
>swashbuckler kakuen
>warrior raiju
>mad hatter warlock
>cleric/water mage ryu
>myself as a mage
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>>21181821
>;)
>>>/reddit/
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What's your waifu's favorite gun to shoot at the range?
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>>21182029
Magnum Dong
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>>21182029
My AR15
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>>21182029
Either my Kar98 or my K31. They're both pretty accurate, and have a nice smooth action.
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>>21181525
>Ara ara dark mage
>Me, shit manlet paladin (Patron deity being Eros so you appease your goddess by delivering the holy dick Excalibur)
>Cursed sword as my sword to fight in my stead.
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>>21182118
I want to have an intense rivalry with an ara ara dark mage
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>>21182259
>intense rivalry

i'd settle for buttsex
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>>21182274
hate-sex
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>>21182274
>>21182288
Hateful buttsex
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>>21182029
As much as I like guns irl, I think guns in anime and with waifu's is pretty fucking cancerous.
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>>21182029
Probably some flashy magic cannon.
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>>21182029
Squirtgun fights in the backyard against Kiki, but the guns are filled with Shog-fluid! Summer has arrived!
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>I can see you hiding there, you know.
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>>21182549
would she be pissed off if I called her an ocelote?
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Left or Right?
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>>21181525
>buffer/cheerleader/healer anon
>Hand to Hand vampire
>Destruction dark mage
>Berserker lilim
>Summoner Echidna
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>>21182029
My recently bought Zastava M98/48
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>>21182549
And I can see her ass, we’re even
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>>21182549
i'm not hiding, i'm trying to get a better view of that ass
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>>21182259
>>21182274
I want to have a half-childhood friendship with a loli Dark Mage. The buttsex is still included
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>>21182614
Right, easy choice.
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>>21182735
>losing both your virginities with loli/shota anal
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>>21182752
>shota
Reading comprehension
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>>21182771
no pedo pls
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Is a Gyaru Ochi or kunoichi possible?
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>>21182814
I imagine so, and I want both
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I got a lewd wife picture commissioned
https://i.imgur.com/eiZxs2K.png
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>>21182849
Very nice wife commission my dude
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>>21182842
I want a group of Gyaru monsters to tease me.
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>>21182849
Another waifufag on the lewd waggon, it's great to see so many embracing that side of their special monster these days.
Cute Lich.
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>>21182849
Cute wife, big tits. Perfect combo!
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>>21182814
Gyaru bodyguard harem
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>>21182029
My penis.

Except, she doesn't shoot it at the range. She shoots my baby batter right into her mouth, pussy, ass and onto her face.
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>>21182891
>Playing Russian roulette with hubby’s dick
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>>21182778
Sorry anon, but it can't be helped. Dark Mages, along with Demons and Kejourous, are the kind of species where the lolis would probably be teasing and mischievous young perverts that couldn't think of anything better than being bent over by a tall onii-chan.
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>>21182029
Beretta M92
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>Showering with your waifu
>Wash each other's backs
>Massage each other's shoulders
>She insists on washing your penis
>Does it long and thoroughly
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welcome to the Salty Cunny, how lolicon are you?
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>>21183004
I’m a daughteru dicker!
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>>21183004
Not much, I only like baphos.
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>>21183004
Exclusively pear-shaped lolifoxes
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>>21182994
The dream
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>>21183004
Sometimes I fantasize about a certain Baphomet using magic on my girls to allow for a loli harem experience for a night or two.
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>>21183004
I prefer lolis without all the exaggerated non-loli features and prefer them small, thin, and flat.
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>>21181737
I got a little faint thinking about how much money this must have cost. Mad respect to you anon.
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>>21183004
If they have a fat bottom, its all good to me
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>>21183004
I have no desire to indulge low quality trash posts.
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>>21183004
Pregnant loli harem
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>>21183004
Im more of an oppai loli guy.
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>>21183004
Oh, sorry, I thought this was Foxy Mommy, my mistake
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>>21183067
Nice wolf
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>>21183004
I enjoy getting dommed by one
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what do you think about being raped by a creepy yet arousing haunted doll?
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>>21183004
I’m a “why not both” kinda guy.
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Anyone remember the name and/or author of the story about a prostitute and a Kitsune customer of his falling in love over time?
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>>21183119
Pretty Human by Seafoam
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>>21181493
mg's with best friend co-wives are best
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Big haughty monsters!
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>>21183206
Big, meaty, haughty monsters!
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>>21183210
With HUGE TRACTS OF LAND!
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can I get, uhhh, SNEKK SUCC
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>>21183233
Stop typing like a faggot
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Everyone should stive to win!
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>>21183252
Is it bad manners to let the lilim win or should I put up a fight befitting a paladin?
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>>21183075
Call a inari a wolf and watch how quickly she corrects you.
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>>21183306
Oh I meant the pic
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>>21183306
What if I call her a dumb dog instead?
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>>21183306
>All y’all canids look the same to me
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>>21183004
Not much. For the most part I only like Oppai lolis.
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Anyone else streaming classic anime with the waifu tonight because sad times?
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What would a cupid do if she missed her mark and accidentally hit bully anon and bully ushi-oni, when she was supposed to hit bully anon and that nerdy oomukade creating a power couple that puts fear into the heart of the jinko gym teacher
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>>21183423
>streaming classic anime
>streaming
I might be married to a high p'orc, but we're not savages.
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>>21183456
Hook up the nerdy oomukade with a kind hearted anon who is going to heal her.
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>>21183462
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>>21183456
Isn’t that what black arrows are for?
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>>21183521
Black arrows cause crippling anxiety over one's own loneliness. It's like getting decked in the feels.
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>>21183527
Is that really all? Because that's just every day for me.
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>>21183531
Damn, you must have done something to really piss off a Cupid then.
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>>21182994
my waifu is always at penis height
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>>21183004
i can masturbate to just a loli's tummy
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>>21183553
It's very endearing when they have to tiptoe for it, like with that dark priest picture.
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>>21183306
They both look the same to me.
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>>21183306
Call a Kappa a frog! I dare you!
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>>21183557
>Papa give cummies?
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>>21183631
>Reads MGE Kappa entry
KC really gave us the short end of the stick here in terms of being faithful to the original.
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>>21183527
Just hit them with the black one to undo the pink one, then hit them with another pink one with their proper soulmate
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>>21183645
bapho's panties are very lewd and i'm saving this
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>>21183645
The perfect blend of innocent and lewd. This does things to me.
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>>21182029
FN-FAL
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>>21182849
Inverted, always good
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>>21183663
>>21183672
It's only as lewd as you are
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>>21183672
i really want the familiar to hotdog me in those tights
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>>21177329
>loli salamander
This is adorable
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>>21183688
>You're really lewd, huh mister?
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I wonder how a loli glacies would be like
Around the time her mama Ice Queen would still play with her
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>>21182849
Looks like Haku
>>21182994
Smells like wet dog
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>>21183709

whiff and sniff
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>>21183704
>Ice Queen mom smiling and laughing as she plays with her Glacies daughter
>Ice Queen mom even learned how to ice skate with her
>as soon as she's back in public view it's stoic, serious Ice Queen again
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>>21183684
perfect cuddle size
>>21183701
not always!
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>Cheshire niece comes to visit
>Thinks she's going to prank you so much
>The first time she tries to sneak up on you while invisible, your Kikimora maid snatches the back of her shirt's collar like the girl was never invisible at all
>Your niece asks how your maid knew where she was
>Your maid has a gentle smile on her face as she says "Nothing escapes my notice when it comes to the Master"
>She leans in closer, her smile dropping, her gaze becoming predatory, and her tone holding a sinister undercurrent
>"Nothing"
>Your niece stands there, dumbfounded and a bit nervous as your maid turns and leaves the room before calling back in her usual cheery voice to say that dinner will be ready soon
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>>21183725
>Not visiting Cheshire niece in Wonderland
>Not having her keep trying to get you to do lewd things with the maid
2/10 greentext
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>>21183663
Here, have some more
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On a scale of 1-10 how dead has this place gotten over the past year?
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>>21183768
So dead a lich tried to resurrect it.
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>>21183768
9
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>>21183754
she's gonna end up getting her womb married to a penis if she keeps looking so good
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>https://i.imgur.com/9CnR94e.jpg
>this image depicts the last moment of an intense lolicon's single life after a baphomet detected his lust for small bodies
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>>21183810
Probably enflaming his appetite before setting him upon a crowd of Witches and Familiars. No way it's that simple to land a Bapho.
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What is with the spamming this thread? Goddamn
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>>21183883
Vermin from April Fools stuck around
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>>21183306
Call a Yeti Sasquatch or Bigfoot or Samsquanch
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>>21183891
Miring that chest no homo
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>>21183717
OH thats adorable
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>>21183891
What's with the homo shit
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>replying
Fucking christ.
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>>21183912
Technically a reply. Just report and ignore the faggot.
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>>21183891
Welp, that just ruined my love for hellhounds for awhile.
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>>21183915
Does it even work. Mods don't seem to care.
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Surprise, surprise. The MG Discord faggots are celebrating these male MGE pics.
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>>21183959
Why are you in a MG discord?
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>>21183940
It does if its offtopic. Which that is.
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>>21183868
personally my goal is a witch/familiar
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>>21183982
Not if I use my secret weapon! A Curfew!
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>>21183970
Because it's littered with almost all the MGE artists. For a sneak peak at the latest draws.

Sadly though, it's turned into nothing but OC lilim circlejerks.
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>>21184002
Oh okay
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>>21183996
damnit! i never saw that coming!
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>>21184002
I blame Viccy for causing this downfall
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>>21184017
Fuk u
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>>21184022
>monster boy
fuck off
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>>21184025
How's that a monster boy?
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>>21184025
He has nice tits for a boy
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>>21184039
It's .less' shitty monster boy OC that he turned into a girl. Still connected to his gay setting that has monster boys out the ass.
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>>21184056
Nah, that's the daughter of his OC and his angel slut.
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>>21184059
M8 that looks exactly like the genderswapped version he made. Either way that's fucking trash.
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>>21184069
Ur trash
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>>21184075
Eat shit faglord.
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>>21184077
So I see you're into scat?
No thanks man, that shit is disgusting.
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>>21184083
>posting trash from .less' shitty monster boy setting
>acting like he's better than anyone
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>>21184086
Just another day on mgg
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Anyone still discussing this is off topic.
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>>21183959
No surprise, discordites are all faggots and tumblrtrash. Everyone should report their off-topic raid images.
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>>21184093
There's a raid going on?
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>>21183982
Why is Haku-sensei dressed as a kiki and why does it work so well?
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>>21184143
Don't forget that Doctor Lich.
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Thread's turning into Notre Dame.
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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nothing is comfier than a stormy night.
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>>21184168
Just because there's lots of pedos doesn't mean we support the catholic church anon.
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>>21184056
Wouldn’t it be more UP the ass?
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>>21184168
Would Gargoyles hold a moderated hatred/resentment towards girls like Hellhounds and Hinezumis now?
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>>21184168
How would you adapt the hunchback of notre dame with monsters?
I was thinking the hunchback could be a gargoyle with bad posture.
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>>21184168
You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
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>>21184190
No, but maybe Houris
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>>21180252
>Wauu!
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>>21184206
I wonder if she gets her hats custom made or if she cuts the holes for her ears herself
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>>21184218
Probably the latter.
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>>21184206
Gonna get snug with smol wolf party on a rainy night.
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>>21184218
she should lolify and join the sabbath to get a free custom tailored uniform!
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>>21184239
Good luck with that.
The "compact" ones always seem to have that much more energy to 'em.
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>>21184265
Not at 11pm they don't!
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>>21184265
>Big meat cleaver
>Tiny katana
I'm confused. Is she dex or str?
>>21184240
>Wizard Wolf joins Sabbath and becomes a loli
>Gets custom made loli uniform
>It has worse stats than her normal gear
>Can't get better gear because she isn't a high enough level in the organization
>Has to get all her old gear resized
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>>21184240
Does each branch have a set of Arachne seamstress to tailor uniforms?

I thing WG3 mentioned that Marne Sabbath uniforms were tailored by the local villagers.
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>>21184240
Way to ruin her
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>>21184270
>Is she dex or str?
Powerstance, probably.
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>>21184270
>Is she dex or str?
Yes.
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>>21184280
they probably just put in orders
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>>21184270
she'll have better base stats for using magic though.
>>21184283
rude. she's gonna be beautiful no matter what.
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>>21184291
Would be nice having an Arachne wife. You get to just sit there all day watching her work on clothes. Rather mesmerizing stuff.

Of course, she probably spends her spare time working on outfits for you too, and making plenty of measurements to that end.
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>>21184302
i would be so hyped to have a wife making me really neat clothing in a setting where you wouldn't look like a huge faggot
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what monster specializes in sunshine and bringing a nice sunny day? redpilling me into liking ryus is futile
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>>21184312
shit out of luck then
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>>21184318
why?
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>>21184312
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior the Pharaoh?
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>>21184332
sure, as long as she contradicts the powers of ryu-san
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>>21184386
This girl is going to get Prison Schooled.
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>>21184328
because that's the weather girl and you don't like her
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>>21184332
i want to beg for Pharaoh's royal pussy to rape my pathetic cock!
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I'm happy about what I wrote today, even if I did start a new story without finishing one of my existing ones.
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>>21184312
Why not Ryus? Weather Wurms need love too.

If you’re going to be a hard ass try a Troll without a hat. You’ll be spending plenty of time in the sun like that.
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First in, last out!
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>>21184473

never pull out
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>Down on his luck man on the street corner holding a sign that says "Free to a good home"
Who grabs him first?
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>>21184473
Ma'am, I don't think the fit on your armor is quite right.
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>>21184473
Damn, a cute ghost girl piloting a massive cursed armor like a mecha is a cute cute idea. Why has no one done that before?
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>>21184492
Large Mouse. If he was already living in the sewers, why not join the great sewer rat empire?
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>>21182549
Stupid Smug Sacrifice Cat.
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>>21184473
PHANTOM NAITSU! RAGGEDO GLOVS, SILENTO BOOTS
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>>21184518
And already we have a theme song for the classic anime.
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Give her the Scoop
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>>21184543
How about this: Notre Dame was set on fire when a careless construction worker stumbled upon the hidden stash of instant-demon-summoning runes the horny priests had set up in the olden days for quick booty calls.
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>>21184543
i wanna rail
all girls with tail
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>>21184554
>14th century french demons

i bet they smell really bad
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>>21184593
The demons aren't French, they're summoned from Hell as usual.
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Tomboy Monsters
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>>21184637
Tell me about the Kappa, why do they wear the silly shells?
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>>21184668
They're like backpacks, they can keep all sorts of things in there!
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>>21184637
Are for dressing up in girly clothes and teasing!
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>>21177867
Fantastic work. Please keep it up.
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>>21184473
how do you have sex with living armor?
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>>21184829
She loves it when you come inside her.
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>>21184839
I'm just having trouble seeing her being able to get at his junk when bulky parts of the armor might hurt him or block movement. But i am saying this assuming that they can have sex while he isn't wearing her.
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>>21184510
I mean, despite being quite poor they do have some large assets!
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I want to apply for a job at a monster girl run company by just submitting the labwork from my sperm count analysis as my resume.
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>>21184923
If sperm is the only thing you can bring to the table, then it’s the only thing you’ll be used for.
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What foods or supplements could make an anon's blood taste horrible to surprise the odd vampire or dhampir that wants to have a drink?
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>>21185098
Watermelons, peaches, grapes, strawberries, and plenty of sugar.
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>>21185115
Wouldn't more sugar make one's blood taste better?
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>>21185136
Oh, no, no, no, nooo. Silly anon. It makes it taste worse. Definitely worse..Mmm hmm. Vampires will hate your blood. They won't be able to go near you. I wouldn't lie to you.
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>>21184956
>Getting paid for fuck all day by women who call you Stud
You act like this wouldn't do wonders for my self esteem.
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>>21177329
>Summer soon

Common mistake anon, what you meant to say is

>It's Summer Never
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>>21185163
Have fun being the office Water Cooler
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>>21185163
>Inb4 anon gets used for propagating a rare species of matango and is thrown into their dark, damp pit and is forced to fuck dozens of them nonstop
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>>21185185
It’s okay. He meant SOON^<TM>
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How do you bully a shortstack myconid.
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>>21185189
replace that with myconid and i'm down
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>>21185185
I already went about in my t-shirt yesterday. Sawa butterfly too. Summer is upon us.
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>>21185204
>>21185203
hmmm
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>>21185203
we on the same wavelength or something?
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>>21185195
alt + 0153 on the numpad dummy™
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>>21185211
Maybe. All i know is you my brother have some taste.
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>>21185214
I know it’s the “merely pretending” meme, but I was purposely trying to format it badly.
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>>21185185
I wonder if alraunes can be carnivorous. I'd feed her steaks and small animals that fuck with my garden. Of course, my alraune waifu would be the centerpiece of the garden
>Venus fly trap alraune
>Has two trap, clamp leaves she uses to restrain your arms
>Unable to move, she's able to force her will on you
It'd be a bit more interesting than the typical vines they're depicted with.
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>>21185163
>>21184956
>>21184923
All this did was remind me of that goofy Japanese girl "cheerleader" they have at coding places to help them relax. Except this is a male cheer leader for MGs that also doubles as a sexual relaxation toy for single MGs.

The real question is if they'd deliberately put some kind of non-employee marriage clause in the hiring contract so you can keep your "job" there. You'd also basically be out of a job the moment you got a MG waifu unless they were a Bi-Corn or something.

Best loophole I'd have is

>Marry Bi-Corn
>Add a Cancer to harem
>Always have Cancer clean the mana off you before going to work
>fug stressed out single MGs at work on their breaks

I'm sure the Bi-Corn would be...okay with the arrangements but how the rest of the group takes it is anyone's guess. Would be a crazy demon lawyer tier contract you'd have to sign to make everything work though and probably isn't worth the effort.

Male "cheerleader" at MG companies would probably just be for Temps since everything else would be a pain.
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>>21185204
No myconids. You get matangos that look like these:
https://ethnicfoodsrus.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Veiled-Lady-Mushroom.jpg

And yes, they'll look veiny on their caps with meshes drooping down.
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>>21185195
>tfw I've literally been able to use that Summer Never joke for years now
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>>21185235
solid pass
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>>21185253
You don't like wedding veils?
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>>21185231
>Needing a loophole
>Not just knocking up a bunch of chubby office workers and having a good time while doing it
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>>21185257
not when they look veiny and are attached to matango
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>Pixiv changed their viewing format AGAIN
Fucking stop
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>>21185529
Nothing can halt the march of progress.
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>>21185535
Progress would imply a benefit of some sort.
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>>21185555
I have no idea what this trolley of trickery is up to but I can only assume that it requires a Mind of Steel to manage.
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>>21184612
>The demons aren't French

The French aren't French?
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>>21185600
Well, not anymore.
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>>21185600
>>21185603
Moorish Demons? Delicious brown?
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>>21183890
>implying the spammer wasn't here long before april fools
Stop trying to pin the blame on a single day because it had a couple of posts you didn't like when the problem's been here much longer.
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>>21185600
No the French are aliens.
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>>21185560
It runs on fox logic.
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How about a story?
Somebody has to have something interesing
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>>21185665
I've been thinking about the "dude liberating ancient evils because he feels bad for them being sealed away" idea.
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How about a lich that gets emotional when drunk becuase magic bullshit makes her whole wine cellar her phylactery?
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>>21185665
Been thinking of a story about a spellblade, his dark mage wife and his two daughters travelling to another dimension/universe.
Sadly it is for a certain game and doesnt really include monstergirls.
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>>21185665
Only idea I got is about a single father taking care of his adoptive daughter who was bitten by a large mouse and all the shenanigans that would ensue once she’s fully transformed- and wanting to pay back her old man for taking care of her so well. But I don’t write so it’s mostly just daydream material
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>https://i.imgur.com/3bqEBmO.jpg
exactly what ropu sabbath exists for
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>>21185721
Soeaking of ropu, if she has her trueself sleeping/resting does that mean she is probably an ancient evil herself?
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>>21185747
more than likely
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>>21185810
Why are her wings a different color?
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>>21185883
part angel and demon
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>>21185907
But 100% cutie
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>>21185665
>It's mother's day
>Anon has to find a present to get for his kikimora momster
>Getting a card is too low effort
>Chocolates are better but work with another gift and not standalone
>Flowers are the same as chocolates
>Notices sale on shoes, especially those of the french maid variant
>Buys them on clearance along with some ferro roches
>Wraps them up and when he gets home his dad is frantically scribbling on a piece of printer paper making a poorly drawn mother's day card
>He takes one look at Anon and breathes a sigh of relief
>He tells him that he forgot his present so just to say it's from the both of them
>Suddenly kiki momster comes home with a car full of groceries
>Instant she enters they give her the gift and chocolates
>Almost drops the food but is happy nonetheless
>Opens the box and sees a pair of high heels
>Awkward stares all around
>Anon asks what's wrong
>Kiki momsters picks up her dress just a bit showing her bird talon high heel things
>CurbYourEnthusiasm.mp4
>She says it's the thought that counts
>Anon always thought she just wore high heels all the time, like his succubi classmates and teachers
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>>21185958
She can be your tenshi or your akuma
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This will be your economics professor.
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>>21186028
But I don't study economics...
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>>21186031
That isn't what the paperwork says, boyim.
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>>21186041
How very Kafkaesque.
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>>21186028
Is it too late to drop the class? I really wanted a dragon professor
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>>21186041
>>21186028
This is all a mistake! I'm here to study archaeology!
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>>21186057
smash her jar then her virginity
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>>21186053
A fitting term for Tanuki society.
One day a mysterious woman in your kitchen tells you you're under investigation, and then you're dragged off to marriage interviews at random times.
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>>21186041
But I have photocopies of the paperwork that state I'm studying siege fortifications and baking.
That's a single major, by the way.
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>>21186073
>Mr. A, are you a house painter?
>No...
>AHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA
Why is this happening I don't understand
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>>21186078
Now that sounds like a Dragon subject.
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>>21186000
Cute
>tfw no kiki momster AND a shog momster
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https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/1118486429787545601
Nice to see MGE werewolves remembered once in a while.
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