Who would be, in your mind, be the obsessive 2hu gfs, /jp/?
>>20983549Don't know about, /jp/, but I think Kasen would be one.
>>20983549Honestly, I'd be fine with any 2hu as my obsessive girlfriend.
>>20983821But they'll kill you if they see you talking with another woman.
>>20984644It's been many years since I last talked to a woman, so I think I'll be okay.
>>20983549Satori or Koishi.
>>20987213Orin is gone fool.
>>20987378Took too many posts, but there is the answer.
>>20983549I do not grasp conceptReimu is possessive Alice wouldn't be as obsessive as you think. She's a weirdo but she'll do a complete 180 if it means staying with anon instead of risking being seen as just a dollmaking weirdo who lives alone in the same forest as Marisa while being almost as cute.Marisa is too giddy since she did something spectacular. Remi might push hard for doing things togeher and might never let you out of her sightParsee is the only real amswerHata wold be heavily possessive and yandere tier around Ayaya or if anything so much as hints toward itAyaya would be pretty laidback despite being a Tengu. She'd be nice.
>>20989233I'm going to hurt you alien, you do get that don't you?
>>20991718Jim, you need to get away from those damned Tholians, there's no telling the damage they could do to -
>>20991718Wrong. Not obsessive, possessive, as in she literally possesses me. It's great.
>>20989256What thefuck is a gf?What the fuck is conpanionship? I don't get this shit!Fucking Heck I love being a NEET. Level 999 Depression- I'm about to fuckin 'Gensokyo myself but the only thing stopping me is thingken of my waifu and that one thread where Raymoo cried her eyes out in a horrible WAYQ mess in https://warosu.org/jp/thread/18758925 that reminds me that I'm not about to bethe next loser in that spot but damn is Level 999 one hard ass drug. If she doesn't like me then I'm done. I am booking the first Expressway Flight to Gensokyo. I'm Hijacking the plane and sending that bitch to the pavement, fuck the ocean fuck Bermuda Triangle- I'm pressing foward and locking tha shit on both sides at my preferred set and I'm launching those fuckers out the doorYou all are going to Gensokyo today bitch. You all just rolled -999 luck from the King of Lv999 I don't give a shit with maximum perks.
>>20991718paizuri where your balls are crushed
>>20992461Perks and unmentioned hard counters to any and all levels of fuckery and complete bullshittery. I cannot be bullshitted.
>>20991718Reminds me of the time when I was immersed in my delusions, fapping to someone and then Yukari just busts in and hijacks my fantasy and suddenly we're having sex.
>>20993595You realize that was a pony don't you?
>>20992472What's in your spinal column then?
>>20993760 inexplicable copious amounts ofpowerI am the definition of powerscalingIf you can get close to me without doubling over in writhing in pain then props to you. I probably Za Warudo and break it for you so you do."ARGH! MAN WHAT THE FUCK?""Nothin happened-"
>>20993830Got it, caucasamurai has had another episode of "friendship is for losers" oh how I have been told, it is such a cliche sir.
In today's episode of "Jay Pee Chronicles": two schizophrenic bots find their other half in each other. Please watch warmly as they communicate in language seemingly meaningless to an independent observer.
>>20994223I really don't think you contain self awareness bot inquisitor, I gotta tell you that even if it bounces around that empty head.
>>20983549What's the point of that kind of doors? I'd hate living with something like that
>>20991718This but without the implication of ball crushing, If I'm going to be killed by her I'd rather it be almost any other way.
>>20994698>What's the point of that kind of doorsSo they won't get inside.
>>20994698To create closed room murders
>>20997767Kokoro is not amused or illiterate.
>>20997744How about an actual lock that doesn't let people open your door in the first place?
>>20997928You can't pick a chain or make a key for it behind someone's back, which a yandere would do without a doubt.
>>20998059But hatate is a tengu, can't she just rip the door.
>>20998059So you'd rather have a cartboard door with a tiny chain instead of a decently reinforced door with a decent lock
>>20984739>It's been many years since I last talked to a woman, so I think I'll be okay.You could power a perpetual motion machine and solve world hunger with the amount of spaghetti spilled here.
>>20998846>>20997928listen here retard. It's a two stage thing.you unlock your four bolted door to peek at someone and if it's someone you don't like, you can have a chain so they can't Yakuza your ass by kicking the door in and blasting your faggot ass then and there when you're trying to recover from the stun. The chain acts as prevention and another layer of defense. Those doors are commonly an inch wide at best due to the placement and chain so they cant fit their entire fucking hand through the crack and blast your ass there, let alone their arm so they can reach the damn thing and let it up themselves since they are also commonly made to be difficult to undo if the door is open, meaning you'd have to have enough force to rip metal from metal with your index and middle finger and an arm so slim you can fit it through.The chain itself is usually made from a harder metal, but most are either copper (cheap ass fuck) or Iron which rusts and becomes easy to snap and break at any given time but requires force but given the usual size, that shit is easy to pry, so bring a torch and let them slam the fucking door on you.tl;dr The chain is a two step security measure you dumb fuck. You open the door enough to see the intentions of the approaching party but also prevents your ass from getting blasted, Yakuza and blasted or flat out kidnapped because you trusted the fucker enough to open your door. Say what you want, you're not kicking a properly done, chained door down at any moment or time. No matter how many fucking locks you have on your door, they can all be bypassed somehow or some way. The only other way around this is to have a chain or to be out during the day or night with nobody home to guard the house.
>>20999818>The only other way around this is to have a chain or to be out during the day or night with nobody home to guard the house.The only other way around this is to not have a chain or to be out during the day or night with nobody home to guard the house.
>>21001553The SpaceJinTM body
>>20983549probably none of them and absolutely all of them.just be super rare and you're set on the path of watch your fucking back
>>21002367wtf this is so romantic I want yuyu to eat me too
>>21002367Christ, how horrifying.
>>21002494specifically as nyotaimori, and I want youmu to have some of me too
>>21002367At least she's honest.
Yukari will paizuri you then eat you so you can be a part of her forever.
>>20985130satori isn't obsessive and koishi has autism
>>20983549Flan. Think about it. Locked in a basement for 600 years would give you abandonment issues through the ears mouth and nose.
>>21004048sniff sniff*we're so undeserving of such boundless love...
>>21002367Not yandere, just fucking FAT
>>21004108>satori isn't obsessiveWhy you gotta lie?
How to obtain touhou gf?
>>21006156Master Lucid dreaming, get a tulpa, invest in full immersion VR, or wait til your dead and hope the afterlife is what you want
>>21006172I meant how do I find a girl that's slightly into touhou IRL tho
>>21006254don't. Women suck at vidya so any chick who is "into touhou" is undoubtedly a secondary
>>21006322Ok, hypothetical. Cute 5'5 girl that likes to cosplay meets you off of 4chan and you meet up in real life and you date. Wow crazy. Now she's like "I want to cosplay as a touhou character for you since I think they're all cute, and you like it too, anon. Which one should I be haha?"You saying you would turn this down? Y/N?
>>21006356Sorry, but that scenario is too unrealistic for me to take seriously.
>>21006356>likes to cosplay>meets you off of 4chanShe sounds like a faggot. No way
>>21006364>>21006378My first girlfrend was from 4chan and she was like this...
>>21006407Did I ask, normalfag?
>>21006136Satori would be obsessive but tsundere towards it. Think like haters satori, but not as much of a whore
>>21006430When was it written that a filthy neet like you could dictate what I could say? :^)
>>21006407I miss you anon kuuuuuuunnnnn
>>20987378That’s clearly a male
>>21006478Nah. I would have to cuck her with Tewi because she isn't very sexual.
>>20983549Any of them would be Obsessive if you dick em good enough
>>21006478Too big for reisen. We must experiment on her
>>21006957Hina would actually make you obsessive, but you already are, so it wouldn't make a difference.
>>21006478I don't think you need a condom for paizuri
>>21008388That condom is way too small anyway, so it's not like you'd be able to use it even if you wanted.
>>21004108Koishi developing an autistic obsession with you!
>>21011586What's she going to do.
>>21009287Will we survive.
>>21014592god i wish that were me
>>21006604You should stick to your home board
>>21017401This is my home board.
>>20992461that thread doesn't make sense, Reimu is clearly already too jaded towards the objectively horrible circumstances that Gensokyo is in. Why do you think she would cry over "Suicide Guy #1270"?
>>21018769Suffering is relativeThe turn of the 20th century was radically different to the modern day in absolutely every way possibleWhat you consider mundane or sub par, they'd consider high luxury, as the modern items they have acquired are limited in number and nigh impossible to replicate
>>21018769It's more like Reimu keeps a 5 foot wall in between her and personal relationships to keep that exact type of scenario from transpiring. She's a superhuman killing machine while even the strongest of outsiders can't keep up with her, and given the nature of man, it's bound the end in tragedy for the latter when they realize they can never measure up, either going out in a blaze of glory, or a whimper.
>>21023273Yes it is.
Low-key. Miko would be the obsessive
>>21027824In what way?
>>21027824Miko would care the absolute least. You're just anotha bitch in her harem
>>21027824But Miko is the coolest !
>>21030708Kaku or Kijin? This is important.
>>21032182Seija most likely.
>>21036829What an innocent woman
>>21030735That's what they all say until you actually leave.
>>21035536What an innocent woman.
>>21045842i wish i could bury my face in those feet. you guys think satori would be into that?
>>21045937Don't lewd satori.
>>21045937I think Satori would be into a guy who genuinely loved her.
>>21046488She'll go after a guy she can't read his mind.
>>21049246so a retard?
>>21006356> be me> 5'5 gal> got into touhou from friend> been on 4Chan longer than him> starts cosplaying from touhou > makes touhou meetup > meets some people from /jp/its very possible. the likes of dating though are slim.
>>21050372who the fuck are you quoting, you pygmy whore
>>20983549I wish I had an obsessive gf who would submit completely to me. I'd love her back with the same insane intensity. We would have the lewdest, filthiest, raunchiest breeding sex as I daily mating press her while making out with her armpit.Hatate-chan is prime chokerape material, dudes!
>>21050383Don't be rude
>>21050372Fuck off konaru, you ran out on me because idolshit was more important than keeping a stable relationship and budget.
>>20994725Internal ball crushing.
>>21053356Word of advice, never date anyone from /cgl/.
>>21058540Subtle Touhou rears are the best.
>>21006356This describes an experience I had on this very board a little too close for comfort... even down to the height.
>>20983549I want Junko to be my helicopter mom.
>>21063018Same, I want Junko to always hold my hand when we go outside and to quickly pull me towards her and hug me any time something strange - or something she doesn't want me to see - happens!
>>21063018>>21063754Junko wouldn't let you go to school though. You'd spend your days together with her while she took care of the house. She'd watch you like a hawk and would even let you go to the bathroom or sleep alone. She'd keep you in diapers and you'd sleep cuddled up next to her.
>>21063866What if Junko needed to go to a grocery? Would she just carry me around everywhere?
>>21064065She'd need her hands free for that, so you'd sit in the cart. Unless she just needed to quickly pick something up and not do a whole weeks worth of shopping, then yes. You'd be carried around.
>>20983549What will Hatate do once she gets in?
>>21066609According to the follow up pictures, have sex with a condom she poked a hole in
>>21064352Then what about the times when Junko will need to prepare food? Is she just gonna put me on the table or something and make me sit there or something?
>>21068545She might get one of those carrier things that's like a backpack, but on the front and keep you there where you could rest your head on her breasts. Or put you in a playpen in the living room if she could see it from the kitchen and keep an eye on you while she cooks.
>>21068605What will Junko do when she has to go to the bathroom or take a shower?
>>21069051I doubt that even Junko is obsessed enough to take you with her to the bathroom. She'll be quick after all and just strap you into some sort of safety seat or a carrier that'll make sure you stay put. Unless she's not alone, then she'll just make Heca or Clownpi-chan look after you for a while.But for showers and baths you're going too. It gives her a chance to get you cleaned up while she's at it too.
>>21069104What if I need to masturbate?
>>21070362Your masturbating days are over. Junko doesn't approve of that.
>>21069104If Junko's so protective does that mean she would never spank me?
>>21070845Not a real spanking, no. But if you misbehaved, she might still lay you over her lap and give you a few slaps on your bottom without using any force. While it would not hurt one bit, it would still be humiliating as hell and would make you think twice before disobeying her again.
>>20983549Knowing Junko? Have children.
>>21070896What if I keep repeatedly disobeying her?
>>21073927If you did continue to misbehave, she'd start applying harsher punishments for you. At some point she'd decide that if you can't even obey simple instructions and would rather ignore them and act like a baby, you deserve to be treated like one. She'd suspend all your privileges and self-determination rights and make all the decisions for you.
>>21076011Discord was a mistake.
>>21006454Damn, Koish has some attractive arms in this image.
>>21070362Mom will not use her hand to help me?
>>21074615If Junko already constantly has an eye on me, carries me around, makes me sleep in the same bed as her, bathes me, surely I barely had any freedom in the first place? Would she just start shoving pacifiers in my mouth to keep me quiet?
>>20989233>Ayaya would be pretty laidback despite being a Tengu. She'd be nice.Doubt.
>>21078304At least she listens to your input and opinions if you behave yourself, even if she ultimately makes the decisions for you. She knows best after all. But if you disobey her too much, you lose all chance of influencing her decisions that way. And yes, pacifiers.
>>21081400Why is aya lewd
>>21082745Yeah that makes sense. How much freedom would I have before, then? Would I be allowed to read whatever I want or would Junko be very selective (with a focus on children's books) and read bedtime stories for me?
>>21085491She'd be mindful of the fact that you used to be a self-sufficient adult and while she'd treat you more like a child and would like for you to rather consume family friendly entertainment like reading you bedtime stories, she still wouldn't forbid you from reading books or watching films unless they had something clearly not suitably for children like violence or sexual themes. She'd mostly talk to you in a tone that you'd use with an adult, just more maternally. Of course she'd occasionally slip into full mom mode, especially during activities that enforced your mom-child dynamic like breastfeeding, bathing or diaper changes.
>>21089181Mom is not lewd. She's just getting ready for a bath.
>>21088916Does that mean Junko would prefer it if I called her mommy only during activities that "enforce the mom-child dynamic"; or would she rather I do that all the time?
Canon-wise the only real yandere one is Parsee simply because that is one of her traits as a Hashihime.
>>21089578She'd prefer you to call her that all the time. She only tries to treat you like an adult to accommodate you in the first place, since it can be hard to adjust to life as a child after being a grown up for so long. She wouldn't mind it at all if you just embraced your new role completely dropped any pretense of being an adult.
>>21089246How would you feel if you caught you "mom" Junko having sex with some dude you've never seen?Are you ready to start calling some stranger "dad"?
>>21089616Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread. The NTR general is two pages down >>21045619.
>>21089623I didn't mean it like that, it was an honest question.Women have needs, so she's bound to get a boyfriend sooner or later.Unless you're some weirdo who's attracted to his own mother, you shouldn't mind having a new father figure in your life.
>>21089662Junko doesn't need a man in her life. She already has a wife.
>>21089689Wait, so you get to have two moms?That sounds pretty cool, actually.
>>21089707In Gensokyo having two moms is more like the rule than the exception.
>>21089662you are a degenerate
>>21089843Nice thumbnail, faggot.
>>21089602Surely Junko wouldn't want me to stay her child forever? Surely she'd love to see her child slowly growing up and becoming someone she could be proud of
>>21090374>>21089862>>21089843I think you need this friends
>>21090758She wouldn't want to give up on the joy of raising you and seeing you grow up, but she'd also want you to remain her baby for good. What she'd do to solve this dilemma, is to get some of those age regressing pills from Eirin and feed them to you. That way you can be an adult most of the time, and occasionally regress to being a child for her to take care of for a few days/weeks/months and slowly grow up again. She might even give you a more permanent dose and make you grow up at the same rate as a regular child for the entirety of 18 years.
>>21011586I read that shit.Was ok.
Probably yuuka but she would be obsessed with her flowers
>>21098427Why is Nue mad?
>>21099399Women like foreplay
>>21099898But it's Sumata. Is she expecting the guy to lick her thighs?
>>21006957Only this and Parsee are valid answers
>>21099908No, just kisses, touches and other affectionate wishy washy bullshitWomen are creatures of emotion, and foreplay is designed to make theirs go wild
>>21098427Nue is a lewdhu
>>21100665This, but unironically
>>21100665>>21101675God I wish that were me.
>>21050372Tell me who you are quoting.
>>21049246So a tinfoil hat man is finally getting a girlfriend?
>>20983549Kanako the unwanted
>>21112794But she is wanted.
>>21112794I feel like Kanako would also be really possessive and wouldn't let you talk to other girls.
>>21114591What would one do with Kanako on a day out?
>>21114709Fuck suwako when kanakos not looking, I guess.
>>21114709I have never been to a date, so I have absolutely no idea how dates work, but I'd at least try my best to make her feel loved and young.
>>20987378>proper ZUN style fanart
>>21093713>tranny faggot posting tumblr shit with fat 2hus in western whore outfits
>>21119378This is actually artist's original character, and not Seija.
>>21120253Wrong! That's Seija.
>>21063754>>21063866>>21064352>>21068605>>21069104>>21070896>>21074615>>21082745>>21088916>>21089602>>21095381I feel embarrassed about how much I legitimately want a relationship like this. Not to mention that finding a woman like that would be near impossible...
>>21124092>nearCompletely*Although, if you were a shota it would be much easier. But you aren't. So you have no hope of finding one.
>>21124165I'm short and feminine at least, but still probably impossible.
>>21124092Sadly there are a ton of men but no women wanting that sort of relationship.
>>21124092You should be.
>>21124092It's pretty normal.
>>21130527No it's not.
>>21119378So Seija is a Yandere?
>>21119378>>21123105>>21136771It literally says Original in english on the original upload, you dummies.https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64629624
>>21124092You should be embarrass
>>21141908So did that one image of Youmu in a swimsuit. It was still Youmu in a swimsuit.
>>20983794Not going to lie, but I could see that.
>>21151315This onehttps://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=12877998 Which is just an edited version of this onehttps://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=10646858
>>21155589It literally says Original in English on the original upload, you dummy
>>20983549Reisen would be a Yandere.
>>21157238I could support that.
>>21145122yuuka just seems more reserved and an introvert at best
>>21147422How the fuck did you garner that from Reimu's character? She doesn't expend herself for anything unless it nets her cash money and anyone that gets in her way is usually seen as a bother in her eyes. The only way she'd be romantically involved with someone is if they gave her shit everyday and even then I doubt she would be all that receptive.
I hope they make an anime
>>21167737Touhoy needs an anime to survive
>>21155589That's a trace of a picture of Youmu. Any features that define the character as Youmu aren't present, so it's not the same character.
>>21168303>Any features that define the character as Youmu aren't presentWrong, you can clearly see Youmu's delicious tummy.
>>21170403Any features that define the character as Youmu aren't present, so it's not the same character.
>>21163671Reimu is a gold digger.
>>21177283No, just no.
>>20992426Yeah. The mania of a yandere is a result of the impossibility of satisfying their obsession to control every aspect of your life. Yukari, however, CAN control every aspect of your life. That doesn't not make her a crazy bitch, it just means that her craziness for you is only going to come out if she wants you to do something of your own accord and you fail to do so.
>>21095695I feel like I've seen that man before. Where's he from?
>>21188825Yukari is a 1200+ year old grandmaster manipulator with a turbocharged overclocker on meth for a brainNot doing what she wants is not possible for mere mortalsThough because of this fact, you would have no clue whatsoever that she's manipulating you, since keeping her efforts subtle would be childs play
>>21190416Those aren't argument.
>>21190416>Not doing what she wants is not possible for mere mortalsOh, I don't disagree, if she wants you to simply do as she desires. But what if Yukari was arbitrarily turned off by the fact that she NEEDED to make you do something. Like, say for example, she wanted to test you and see if you remembered Valentine's Day, without her manipulations.
Reimu! Because Reimu is the best at everything she does!
>>21196326Scary but true.
>>21196326I like how her third eye absolutely despises you for making her a blithering idiot around you.
>>21194082Except getting a man
>>21194045I can buy it.
>>21204812Reimu is a strong independent woman who needs no man.
>>21212367How else would she secure a future for her family line?
>>21215174Alright, here. I wrote some real KUSOGE for you. This was originally supposed to be a short post but oh now you've done it. How did this happen?Lets be honest here.Reimu will probably invite everyone and sneak off with anon whom she purposely got shitfaced to the levels of ultra blackout authorize a marriage and abruptly ride him through the night and place him somewhere obvious when finished and make it seem like he drank too much and passed out. That or he challenged Suika to a drinking challenge.Reimu can continue to be Reimu and suddenly start staying indoors more often and calling in sick, leaving Marisa to do all of the work and Anon will keep being Anon and will never know.Upon the unveiling of the successor to the bloodline, Depression.EXE will kick in and Anon will undoubtedly off himself since Reimu is his waifu and all will continue as normal. Except mini-Reimu. She might be a carbon copy Reimu but she is also part Anon as well! Anon was not a Native to Gensokyo. Anon was a NEET. Not any NEET, but a /jp/NEET. A NEET might be useless but they have the most potential to be the force to be reckoned with-- The most dangerous force in the Universe..! However, a /jp/NEET is a rare variation that carries unmatched levels of knowledge across any and all fields with reasoning only rivaled by the brightest of minds that come once a century! But wait, there's more! /jp/NEETs don't only carry knowledge but also carry the weight of being the most powerful and hated class of people known from the 4th hidden village over. They're smart, and they are deadly when provoked. With this in mind, one can only imagine what devastation can take place should a half NEET be pushed to the point of absolute fury, let alone a /jp/NEET. Imagine what can be done if one would simply put their minds to something and pursue it nonstop. Hakurei would be no different. She'll be part /jp/NEET and will most likely go antagonist instead if her waifu is taken from her. Surely Yukari wouldn't do such a thing would she? Just think of the possibilities! Hakurei-- Daughter of Hakurei Reimu and the unknowing Anonymous /jp/[NEET], the most dangerous of the Hakurei bloodline to have ever existed. Her fury, unmatched. Her forgiveness, zero. Her unwavering ambition. And this all came to fruition when her waifu was tragically killed by a human, right before her very eyes. Following the events and the truth of how she came to be had been revealed to her, she formed an alliance with Youkai stronger than ever seen before. Rivaling that of Hakurei Reimu's notoriety for being friendly with the so-called enemies. With Hakurei's newfound thirst for vengeance, she awakened something never seen before--Legend has it she had never found satisfaction and terrorized the world for as long as she lived, reminding them of their sins against humanity- but that is all just a myth. Or so they say..! The Hakurei Bloodline still exists today and the descendants since Hakurei Reimu are increasingly similar in behavior. Cold exterior, mega hostility at random, a warm heart, a memory of their younger years, friendliness with Youkai and Fairies alike, and a deathly fury should anyone cross them..! Nobody knows what happened to that one abnormality in the bloodline but one thing is certain-- she did exist and the world is not the same as it had been.Following the effects of her existence, it would be nothing short of being polite to call her a freak of nature. In all actuality, she should not exist! But it is not she who tells the tale...Offspring Touhous tend to look like their parent Touhous, so nobody will know what allegedly happened when Reimu drug Anon off into the forest that spring night, but I doubt blood relations will be drawn at any point now with no trace of Anon's DNA left lying around. Not even with being the first person to have been friendly with the Fairies. Fairies that eventually grew to another variant, evolved Fairies. Evolving towards one purpose, as Akyuu put it on page 6 of Seieki ni Muragari Suitsuku Yousei-tachi. To make matters worse, Eirin pleads ignorance to the so called conspiracy about Hakurei and relationship between Reimu and Anonymous. With no trace of Anon's existence and the coverup of Hakurei's existence comes an abrupt end with more questions than answers. /jp/sies were always scapegoats so this is nothing new. However, the way Anon was treated is nothing less of disappointing. Disrespectful to his existence even! There is no excuse for erasing his mark on Gensokyo from existence! It is no different from destroying History! Anon might have been wronged, but maybe this is his revenge..! Have mercy upon the denizens of Gensokyou for they know not the Pandora's Box of Insanity they have just opened and there is no way to close it! Hakurei was just the beginning!Considering Reimu's actions, this would be number one, I think, on the list of things she has done that can be considered "bad" or assholish.4999.
>>21215406Cool story bro.
>>21218936I don't care how old this is. How come you fags never say awesome? My stories are fucking AWESOME.
>>21219668Okay, it's awesome.
>>21222389HELL YEAH! Thanks Anon!
>>21189153It's supposed to be a face that many people see while dreaming
>>21228953What will she do to the person she's obsessive about?
>>21233578Cite the most obscure laws in existence to stop him from acting unlawfully
>>20983549Letty.>Would be ok with freezing you solid just so you couldnt get away from her.>Can only see 3 months a year, or you have to spend 9 with her hidden somewhere.>Hates humans, so someone she would manage to like would be extra special to her.
>>21002367Can't she just auto-kill the dude? Why eat him?
>>21234155>dudeShe's speaking to Mystia.It would also be a waste not to eat Mystia, since she tastes so good.
>>21163773>>21170388>Why did you betray me, huh?>Even though I said I love you.
>>21234196I'm sorry Reimu, I won't buy another Dr. Pepper ever again.
>>21215406I would be really pleased to se more of your intrincate narrative being posted in more occasions, all over /jp/
>>21011586This kind of stuff is gross and only creepy losers like it.
>>21238252I'm not leaving anytime soon but I'll admit I have gotten lazy in writing stuff like that. I've made a couple already, they just have different tones, purpose and way of speech. You'll have to catch them. You won't know at a glance though! ...Or you might.
>>21228953She loves no one, not even herself.
>>21246502She lives me.
>>21248708That's a lie and you know it.
>>21254549You think that's funny
I believe that my boy 野獣先輩 would be pretty obsessive after he takes a likeof your ochinchin
>>21259376But she hates Humanity.
>>21264176A special human for the doll, in her ending she wants to befriend more people. One very special human, since she dislikes almost all. Plus her personality really works with it, bubbly and sadistic.
So in my headcanon there is a law of nature in Gensokyo that the stronger the person, the less attractive they appear to others. It was made so that individuals with strong abilities can't be breed by others as a safety protocol. For example, villagers can't take a strong youkai hostage, breed her until you get yourself a strong child, and use them to fight others. Same with other youkai trying to create a super youkai to take control of Gensokyo. Basically you kind of curse yourself to be able to be in Gensokyo so that if you have a strong ability or learn how to danmaku, you lose your sex drive. You'll also have an aura that makes people not even consider you a possible mate or think you're attractive. Youkai that would normally breed has had their lifespans tampered with so less new members are needed and only the weaker ones of their species are able to become pregnant as a way to control the population. Even the villager's instincts have been tampered with so that their libido's are in check and they can't overpopulate. It's a necessary law to protects the delicate balance of Gensokyo and totally not Okina and Yukari being mad jealous that they can't get no man. I mean it's not their fault that their beauty is just too intimidating
Considering her personality I have a feeling that Eirin would be slightly obsessive in a overprotective way.
>>21036829So cute! One of my favorite ZUNarts.
>>21264917In what way would she be overprotective.
>>21268695She will force you to drink the Hourai elixir.
>>21272112Doesn't sound bad, to be honest.
>>21280949She likes it.
>>21285389She gets to be with Kaguya.
>>21286812But she hates Kaguya.
>>20983549It's canon that Kogasa has low self esteem, I wonder how clingy she would be...
>>21293159And I hate you anon.
I LOVE HATATERS WITH THE POWER OF TEN THOUSAND SUNS!
>>21298011She probably has insecurities about not being able to easily scare people with how common jump scares are now.
>>21308316I don't want Kogasa to resort to mutilating herself to terrify people, I want to hug Kogasa and be absolutely terrified by all of her jumpscares!!!
>>20983549I think Kogasa won't make the list.She'll probably find a connection but she won't be so clingy. She would at best visit you frequently and be happier than usual/just happy to be around you.
>>21308347I agree, anon. Kogasa is pure.
>>21308347I want to breed this toho
>>21311931>>21312286I want to sniff her butt
>>21321558Kogasa's butt is NOT gross.
>>21315453>>21322119Kogasa's panties should be purple.
>>21322998She looks good in all manner of colors.
>>21321558Do not insult Kogasa-chan.She is clean because she practices good hygiene and is a very nice, almost too nice girl.She's a Youkai but she's a good Youkai. Kogasa-chan is a good girl and keeps every nook and cranny of her body clean.