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Who would be, in your mind, be the obsessive 2hu gfs, /jp/?
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>>20983549
Don't know about, /jp/, but I think Kasen would be one.
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>>20983549
Honestly, I'd be fine with any 2hu as my obsessive girlfriend.
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>>20983821
But they'll kill you if they see you talking with another woman.
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>>20984644
It's been many years since I last talked to a woman, so I think I'll be okay.
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>>20983549
Satori or Koishi.
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>>20983549
Orin.
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>>20987213
Orin is gone fool.
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>>20987378
Took too many posts, but there is the answer.
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>>20983549
I do not grasp concept
Reimu is possessive
Alice wouldn't be as obsessive as you think. She's a weirdo but she'll do a complete 180 if it means staying with anon instead of risking being seen as just a dollmaking weirdo who lives alone in the same forest as Marisa while being almost as cute.
Marisa is too giddy since she did something spectacular.
Remi might push hard for doing things togeher and might never let you out of her sight
Parsee is the only real amswer
Hata wold be heavily possessive and yandere tier around Ayaya or if anything so much as hints toward it
Ayaya would be pretty laidback despite being a Tengu. She'd be nice.
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>>20989233
I'm going to hurt you alien, you do get that don't you?
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>>20983549
Yukari.
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>>20991718
Jim, you need to get away from those damned Tholians, there's no telling the damage they could do to -
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>>20991718
GOZANGAS
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>>20991718
Wrong. Not obsessive, possessive, as in she literally possesses me. It's great.
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>>20989256
What thefuck is a gf?
What the fuck is conpanionship? I don't get this shit!
Fucking Heck I love being a NEET. Level 999 Depression- I'm about to fuckin 'Gensokyo myself but the only thing stopping me is thingken of my waifu and that one thread where Raymoo cried her eyes out in a horrible WAYQ mess in https://warosu.org/jp/thread/18758925 that reminds me that I'm not about to bethe next loser in that spot but damn is Level 999 one hard ass drug. If she doesn't like me then I'm done. I am booking the first Expressway Flight to Gensokyo. I'm Hijacking the plane and sending that bitch to the pavement, fuck the ocean fuck Bermuda Triangle- I'm pressing foward and locking tha shit on both sides at my preferred set and I'm launching those fuckers out the door
You all are going to Gensokyo today bitch. You all just rolled -999 luck from the King of Lv999 I don't give a shit with maximum perks.
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>>20991718
paizuri where your balls are crushed
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>>20992461
Perks and unmentioned hard counters to any and all levels of fuckery and complete bullshittery. I cannot be bullshitted.
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>>20991718
This
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>>20991718
Reminds me of the time when I was immersed in my delusions, fapping to someone and then Yukari just busts in and hijacks my fantasy and suddenly we're having sex.
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>>20993595
You realize that was a pony don't you?
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>>20992472
What's in your spinal column then?
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>>20993760
inexplicable copious amounts ofpower
I am the definition of powerscaling
If you can get close to me without doubling over in writhing in pain then props to you. I probably Za Warudo and break it for you so you do.
"ARGH! MAN WHAT THE FUCK?"
"Nothin happened-"
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>>20993830
Got it, caucasamurai has had another episode of "friendship is for losers" oh how I have been told, it is such a cliche sir.
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In today's episode of "Jay Pee Chronicles": two schizophrenic bots find their other half in each other. Please watch warmly as they communicate in language seemingly meaningless to an independent observer.
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>>20994223
I really don't think you contain self awareness bot inquisitor, I gotta tell you that even if it bounces around that empty head.
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>>20983549
What's the point of that kind of doors? I'd hate living with something like that
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>>20991718
This but without the implication of ball crushing, If I'm going to be killed by her I'd rather it be almost any other way.
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>>20994698
>What's the point of that kind of doors
So they won't get inside.
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>>20994698
To create closed room murders
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>>20997767
Kokoro is not amused or illiterate.
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>>20997744
How about an actual lock that doesn't let people open your door in the first place?
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>>20997928
You can't pick a chain or make a key for it behind someone's back, which a yandere would do without a doubt.
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>>20998059
But hatate is a tengu, can't she just rip the door.
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>>20998059
So you'd rather have a cartboard door with a tiny chain instead of a decently reinforced door with a decent lock
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>>20984739
>It's been many years since I last talked to a woman, so I think I'll be okay.
You could power a perpetual motion machine and solve world hunger with the amount of spaghetti spilled here.
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>>20998846
>>20997928
listen here retard. It's a two stage thing.
you unlock your four bolted door to peek at someone and if it's someone you don't like, you can have a chain so they can't Yakuza your ass by kicking the door in and blasting your faggot ass then and there when you're trying to recover from the stun. The chain acts as prevention and another layer of defense. Those doors are commonly an inch wide at best due to the placement and chain so they cant fit their entire fucking hand through the crack and blast your ass there, let alone their arm so they can reach the damn thing and let it up themselves since they are also commonly made to be difficult to undo if the door is open, meaning you'd have to have enough force to rip metal from metal with your index and middle finger and an arm so slim you can fit it through.
The chain itself is usually made from a harder metal, but most are either copper (cheap ass fuck) or Iron which rusts and becomes easy to snap and break at any given time but requires force but given the usual size, that shit is easy to pry, so bring a torch and let them slam the fucking door on you.

tl;dr The chain is a two step security measure you dumb fuck. You open the door enough to see the intentions of the approaching party but also prevents your ass from getting blasted, Yakuza and blasted or flat out kidnapped because you trusted the fucker enough to open your door. Say what you want, you're not kicking a properly done, chained door down at any moment or time. No matter how many fucking locks you have on your door, they can all be bypassed somehow or some way. The only other way around this is to have a chain or to be out during the day or night with nobody home to guard the house.
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>>20999818
>The only other way around this is to have a chain or to be out during the day or night with nobody home to guard the house.
The only other way around this is to not have a chain or to be out during the day or night with nobody home to guard the house.
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>>20983549
Yuuka.
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>>21001553
The SpaceJinTM body
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>>20983549
probably none of them and absolutely all of them.
just be super rare and you're set on the path of watch your fucking back
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>>20983549
Yandere Yuyuko!
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>>21002367
wtf this is so romantic I want yuyu to eat me too
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>>21002367
Christ, how horrifying.
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>>21002494
specifically as nyotaimori, and I want youmu to have some of me too
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>>21002367
At least she's honest.
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Yukari will paizuri you then eat you so you can be a part of her forever.
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>>20985130
satori isn't obsessive and koishi has autism
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>>20983549
Flan. Think about it. Locked in a basement for 600 years would give you abandonment issues through the ears mouth and nose.
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>>21004048
sniff sniff*
we're so undeserving of such boundless love...
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>>21002367
Not yandere, just fucking FAT
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>>21004108
>satori isn't obsessive
Why you gotta lie?
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How to obtain touhou gf?
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>>21006156
Master Lucid dreaming, get a tulpa, invest in full immersion VR, or wait til your dead and hope the afterlife is what you want
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>>21006172
I meant how do I find a girl that's slightly into touhou IRL tho
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>>21006254
don't. Women suck at vidya so any chick who is "into touhou" is undoubtedly a secondary
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>>21006322
Ok, hypothetical. Cute 5'5 girl that likes to cosplay meets you off of 4chan and you meet up in real life and you date. Wow crazy. Now she's like "I want to cosplay as a touhou character for you since I think they're all cute, and you like it too, anon. Which one should I be haha?"

You saying you would turn this down? Y/N?
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>>21006356
Sorry, but that scenario is too unrealistic for me to take seriously.
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>>21006356
>likes to cosplay
>meets you off of 4chan
She sounds like a faggot. No way
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>>21006378
My first girlfrend was from 4chan and she was like this...
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>>21006407
Did I ask, normalfag?
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>>21006136
Satori would be obsessive but tsundere towards it. Think like haters satori, but not as much of a whore
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>>21006430
When was it written that a filthy neet like you could dictate what I could say? :^)
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>>21006407
I miss you anon kuuuuuuunnnnn
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>>20987378
That’s clearly a male
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Whst
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>>21006478
Nah. I would have to cuck her with Tewi because she isn't very sexual.
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>>20983549
Any of them would be Obsessive if you dick em good enough
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>>21006478
Too big for reisen. We must experiment on her
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Hina
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>>21006957
Hina would actually make you obsessive, but you already are, so it wouldn't make a difference.
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>>21006478
I don't think you need a condom for paizuri
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>>21008388
That condom is way too small anyway, so it's not like you'd be able to use it even if you wanted.
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>>21004108
Koishi developing an autistic obsession with you!
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Kaguya
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>>21009287
How horrid.
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>>21011586
What's she going to do.
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>>21014101
Love her.
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>>21009287
Will we survive.
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>>21014592
god i wish that were me
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>>21006604
You should stick to your home board
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>>21017401
This is my home board.
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>>20992461
that thread doesn't make sense, Reimu is clearly already too jaded towards the objectively horrible circumstances that Gensokyo is in. Why do you think she would cry over "Suicide Guy #1270"?
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>>21018769
Suffering is relative
The turn of the 20th century was radically different to the modern day in absolutely every way possible
What you consider mundane or sub par, they'd consider high luxury, as the modern items they have acquired are limited in number and nigh impossible to replicate
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>>21019317
Wrong
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>>21018769
It's more like Reimu keeps a 5 foot wall in between her and personal relationships to keep that exact type of scenario from transpiring. She's a superhuman killing machine while even the strongest of outsiders can't keep up with her, and given the nature of man, it's bound the end in tragedy for the latter when they realize they can never measure up, either going out in a blaze of glory, or a whimper.
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>>21018143
obviously not
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>>21023273
Yes it is.
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Low-key. Miko would be the obsessive



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