Alice is a grownup who still plays with dolls, what a creep! Look at her, sitting on her bed with her plushie and hugging her legs like a kid. You're an adult now Alice, that's not cute anymore, you know? You're going to have to grow up eventually.
>>20723993Someone should help her turn into real woman by impregnating her quick!
Instead of going out and confessing to the girl she likes, she goes and makes a doll that looks like her and uses it to daily masturbate. Pathetic! Disgusting!
>>20724037Imagine the horrors it must have seen. The stains. The smell. I bet she's never cleaned it once. I feel bad for it.
>>20724046The poor thing, Marisa Doll. Alice never leaves her room and is always stuffing Marisa Doll inside her so her room ended up becoming a drenched, messy place that reeks of cum. I wouldn’t involve myself with her.
>>20724069Imagine being invited to Alice's house for tea one day. While she steps out to check on it, your curiosity gets the better of you and you wander around only to find her room. As you open the door, hot, stuffy, putrid air hits you right in the face, forcing you to reel back. Recovering from the shock, you look around to find her room littered with unwashed clothes (some of which are stained), used bowls and empty plates. On her bed sits an old Marisa-shaped doll. It's worn and dirty, with a particularly large and dark stain around its face. It's turned to face the door, greeting whoever enters with a filthy smile. Suddenly you hear loud footsteps in the other room as Alice darts over, realizing the mistake she's made and fearing the worst. You turn around to see her, face red, sweaty, tears forming in her eyes as she reaches out to you and says "W-Wait...!"But it's too late. You've already seen everything. Now you know what kind of girl Alice really is.
>>20724290I'd seriously run away as fast as I can. If a girl like Alice can be into this kinda creepy stuff imagine what she'd do to me if I lowered my guard.
Alice loves Patchouli
>>20724589They're both shut-in, awkward losers who've fell into an obsession-like love for Marisa just because she's one of the only people who have courage to interact with them without being creeped out.
Alice and Patchouli are beta losers that have to resort to kissing each other instead of the woman they both love.
Alice is only not a virgin anymore because she crafted a Marisa Doll that has a penis. That's hideous. Can you believe that? A doll made after Marisa, looking like Marisa, made without the consenting of Marisa, and that has a big, throbbing penis. Despite Marisa being a girl. It's advised for everyone to stay away from Alice, she isn't sane and should be avoided on all costs.
>>20724672>>20724290I think your posts are having the opposite of their intended effect.
Every few years Marisa switches between being a morbidly obese sweaty landwhale and a creepy walking stick. It's so expected now that she has dresses fitted for each stage of the transformation when she gets there.
Alice wets the bed
>>20724705What effect did it have on you?
>>20724713I hear that sometimes she gets so lazy that she doesn't even wash it after.
Alice is one creepy chika
>>20724718They gave me a strong urge to befriend and hang out with Alice.
>>20724734She's going to turn you into a doll, and god only knows what she'll do next.
>>20724724I don't think you're supposed to wash disposable diapers
>>20724774If she needs companionship so badly she's willing to resort to that to keep it around, then power to her.
>>20724734If you make her feel like it's okay to let her guard down, even if it's just out of politeness, the floodgates will spill open. She'll start telling you about all the strange and creepy things she's been fantasizing about and all the weird fetishes she has. She'll tell you all about the things she can do with dolls and the "specially designed" ones she's created. She might even show them to you. Once she's opened up to you, she'll never be able to pick up on social cues that you give. If you're uncomfortable, she won't realize it and just keep going. She might even make creepy, subtle and indirect advances on you. Like leaving a used tissue of hers in your bag, or putting her finger in her mouth and poking you in the chest. She probably won't ever come out and actually say anything about her odd behavior or their meaning though, because she's still too cowardly. Once you get Alice started, there's no stopping her.Be warned.
>>20724863This is why Alice should be avoided. She’ll sexually abuse you and force you on her weird fetishes.
Alice wants to sniff your butt just as a joke for fun. She thought it would be really funny if you let her sniff your butt.
>>20724863>Once she's opened up to you, she'll never be able to pick up on social cues that you give. If you're uncomfortable, she won't realize it and just keep going. She might even make creepy, subtle and indirect advances on you. Like leaving a used tissue of hers in your bag, or putting her finger in her mouth and poking you in the chest.Cute!
>>20724909Alice is a sexual coward who talks but can't and won't follow up.
Alice "sexual coward" Margatroid
>>20724915>Alice doesn't know she's dealing with anything that isn't her own ideation due to poor upbringingTypical ugly woman behavior.
>>20724923Anon the Parrot get's no points and is ejected from the studio.
>>20724933I'm sorry, I just thought "sexual coward" was really funny.
Is it true that Alice has a fart fetish?
One time Alice invited me to her house, and when I got there she insisted that I take off my shoes and leave them at the door. I did, and went to sit down on the couch. I was trying to make conversation but then took my shoes away into a different room and kept saying that she was going to "clean them", and then brought them back out five minutes later. They didn't look or feel any different. I wonder why she did that.
Alice has some really disgusting fetishes, but at least she doesn't get off to guro or necrophilia.
>>20724938Alice has a fart fetish and I'm immature. I can't help but laugh when she tells me to fart in her face.
>>20724972I think she cleaned them up for you. With her p-u-s-s-y~
>>20725750Would Alice really do that to a guest she just invited over? What a weirdo...maybe I should confront her about this. Are you sure that's what she did?
>>20725395Does it make her sad or embarrassed? Does she ever start crying?
I'm pretty sure Alice is actually depressed. No naturally happy person takes happy dream pills.
>I know about that secret of yours. It's always screaming from the bottom of my heart. I'm not like you. So don't go stealing peoples' hearts, so easily. what did she mean by this?
Why does Arisu have an onahole if she's a girl? That doesn't seem very useful...
>>20728991It's for licking while pretend it's Marisa's pussy, since she'll never get the real thing. She also fucks it with a strapon while fantasizing she's raping Marisa, and wishing she was a boy and could overpower and rape the cute little witch for real.
>>20723993I think it's OK.For adults to play with dolls, I mean.
>>20723993I like this about her, don't listen to him Alice, he's a normie and normies are boring and shit.
Alice is a fat sweaty Womanchild who is unable to grow up mentally.
why is everyone so rude to alice
>>20730018it's just patchouli shitposting
Patchouli is shitposting about Alice with 18 different IPs to make her look bad in front of Marisa.
>>20730018because she didnt suck my peepee and instead sucked marisa's
>>20730315Patche doesn't need to do a thing, since Marisa already things Alice is gross and creepy.
weird Alice thread
>>20731584More or less weird than Alice herself, though?
>>20731592repeat the question please.
>>20731798Is this thread more weird than Alice, or is this thread less weird than Alice?
Is wanting to fuck a small blonde girl such a strange fetish?
>>20727253Finding something to work on gets her through most days. When the dolls don't work, I'm sure that's when she starts downing the pills.
23 year old loser whore. I'm going to destroy her life
>>20733710both me and Arisu are 23 year old losers!We could be friends with each other!
>>20724046I'm jealous of it. Being Alice's sextoy that gets to regularly get a mouthful of that kunny must be what heaven is like.
How would Alice react if you just walked up to her and gave her a big hug?
>>20733806She would just freeze up and have no idea how to react, while starting to sweat and breath heavily. After the initial shock was over, she would take the chance to sniff you as hard and deeply as she could.
>>20733728She hates 23 year old losers!
>>20735385What? Why?!She is one too! Does she hate herself?
>>20735385What if I'm younger than Alice? Would she act all strange? I can't be a loser if I'm younger than her!
I like Alice,please don't be mean to her.
>>20739082Alice leaks poop. That's why no one likes her.
>>20739086She still wets the bed too. The only 2hu more pathetic than her is Sumirenko, the premier bullyhu.
>>20732949>>20727253Alice, we never got along, but I'm starting to worry about you.
>>20727253Maybe Eirin should prescribe some anti-depressants instead of feeding Alice a mode of escapism.
>>20733710Arisu is my 23 year old big sister!
>>20733777Even if you're not allowed to bathe or wash off her juice or smells?
>>20743604Alice is just marking her territory. I'll get used to it eventually. Besides, she's a Makai demon with no upperbound on her life span. Chance's are I'll end up becoming a doll youkai like Medicine after a hundeard years or so and regain my autonomy.
Eh? You still play with dolls? And you're HOW old?! Jeez! Ahahahah! Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just give them to me for a sec, aaaaaaand...HERE! RIP!AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! Jeez, Alice! They're just soulless automatons without sentience, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! Get a look at this, then! See how the soft filling spills from their guts when I squeeze them! Fuwa fuwa! I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Ms. Pathetic Wets Her Bed Alice?! Go right ahead! Hug the viscera of your former friends and hold their bodies close to you! It's too late now! Heck, you're gonna cry too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: I'm in a super sadistic mood right now! Can't imagine whyyyy...~!I bet you wanna see me tear apart Shanghai too! You loser! Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing panties anyway!So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess those streaming tears on your face answer THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! You're such a pathetic loser, Alice! I bet you had that doll since the day you slid out of your mother's vagina! Remember how I raped her, too? Meduka fucking Meguca, I'm so fucking wet! I've never been this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you friendless loser! You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, kami-sama! Hijiri-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! After all, when I'm this wet, it's much easier to commit casual genocide! And I'm headed to Makai next! You'd better spread your legs RIGHT NOW!
>>20746812Haha, Alice got bullied hard!
>>20746812>>20747877Seeing a loser getting bullied is so satisfying. Everyone in Gensokyo should relieve their stress by bullying Alice.
>>20746812Yuuka is very mean for what she did to alice. How dare she do that to her!
>>20747965In other words, you'd absolutely love a video tape of yourself getting bullied?L O N D O N ?ONDON?
>>20746812>>20747965Alice and Sumi are the two most bullied people in Gensokyo and I love seeing them reduced to tears!
>>20748072Shut up!I'm not a loser!
>>20747965I wanna step on Alice's face, even though she has a foot fetish!
>>20743978I want to be marked as Alice's territory...
This is the weirdest thread in /jp/ right now.You guys are such bullies to all 2hus!Pic related is how Alice actually looks like!
>>20723993How long has Marisa been lurking there outside the window?
>>20723993She has autism. Please wait warmly.
>>20749966She hasn't, she's too busy having lovey dovey sex with Patche while Alice spends the night alone.
>>20750050How do I wait warmly?
>>20723993Alice doesn't know how to grow up, just like me. I wish alice was my friend or my big sister.
Alice is a fucking faggot.
>>20751373Have Shinki tuck you in bed and put a pacifier in your mouth
>>20756389I kind of wish she would do that...how do I get her to do that?
>>20756406How would Alice react if you went up to her and called her a fucking FAGGOT right to her face?
Man /jp/showing it's a horde of asshats today bullying a depressed 2hu because the people are both worse and mad as all hell they are 3DPD
>>20756419You need to have her adopt you
>>20756541And how do I do that? I want to be adopted by her.
>>20756526I just bully Alice because she reminds me of how I'm a depressed loser just like her.
Whats so bad about playing with dolls?
>>20758127Only babies do that
>>20724915The man's love can't be stopped. He just loves the girl for who she is.
mature and grown-uplike women is too intimidating for a virgin NEET loser like myself
>>20756422She would say "whatever, loser" and then go home and drink a box of wine while crying her eyes out.
>>20749903Found another one for you~It's really Alice!
>>20760701Well that settles it, Alice is a big, bedwetting baby.
Since Alice is a bedwetter and treated like a baby by Shinki, it's only reasonable to send her back to preschool, I'm certain Keine would take very good care of her and make sure she has plenty of naps and diaper changes.
>>20766191It's not fair. I want to be treated like a baby by Shinki too.
>>20762850That's what my mom does
>>20770979Do people also go to your mom's face and call her a faggot?
>>20768386I want to be treated like a baby by Alice as part of her fetish.
>>20724023I'll take on that job!
Holy shit, this thread wins so much interbutts. xD
How losers can even compete?
>>20776584Alice masturbates to pictures of Reimu and Marisa kissing.
>>20780413Alice and I have so much in common.
>>20780454Yeah, but you don't know Marisa personally.
I heard Alice wears diapers, is that true? And is it just to help with the bedwetting, or is it a fetish thing?
>>20780519She wears them to help with the bedwetting, but she makes her dolls wear them too so she wouldn't feel as embarrassed
>>20732949Don't worry, eventually Alice will find comfort in religion.
>>20780594Does she make her dolls wet their diapers when she wets hers too?
>>20780633Alice makes them wet themselves whenever she feels like it, so she would convince herself that her dolls need diapers more than she does!Alice is insecure about her bedwetting problem!
>>20780638Okay but did the bedwetting come before the fetish, or the other way around? Did Alice convince Eirin that she had a medical problem just so that she could get free diapers?
>>20780672Like most hardships in her life, Alice fetishized it to cope.
But for real, /jp/, how do I make Alice happy? It's killing me that someone that lonely and sad is living in the same forest as me.
>>20781951You live in the same forest as Alice?
>>20781951People who have been that sad and lonely for that long can't be any other way. It's what comforts them. They'll always try and find a way to return to it, because that's what's "normal" for them, even if it doesn't exactly feel good. This is Alice's fate.
>>20784669Why did Alice hurt herself?
>>20784853Yuuka brings Alice the motherly discipline she craves.
>>20724863>creepy girl confesses her weird, slightly gross fetishes to you despite deep embarrassmentThis is the only thing I want in life. How do I acquire this?
>>20782007alice is literally me.Im pissing myself right now actually
>>20791497Why are you doing that?
>>20791527to be more like Alice
>>20791593If I go peepee on myself will I feel like Alice?
>>20791497>>20791593>>20791708That's whack yo.
>>20791919Not as whacked as Alice's face when I invited her over to help me dig that ditch.
>>20791497Remember to wet the bed too.
>>20791497Don't forget to attempt suicide.
>>20786649Because Patchouli called her a loser.
>>20793715Do you think it feels good for her?
>>20780619I don't know why I like the idea of a reclusive Christian nutjob Alice living in a land primarily dominated by Eastern religion and philosophy.
>>20723993I love just how Alice is the "normi-est" of them all. She could fit into any anime just fine
>>20795623Are most anime characters ABDL fetishists?
what the fuck is this thread even
Stop, this diaper talk is making me hard
>>20766191Shinki likes to hold Alice tight and bake her cookies
>>20796282you forgot to mention she adds laxatives and diuretics in her cookies, too
>>20796282I wish Alice did that to me
>>20796293What if Shinki was behind Alice's bedwetting problem the whole time? Shinki chemically forces Alice to wet her bed every night as part of her sick fetish, and she's made Alice think she has some kind of shameful condition.
Alice has her puppets to cope with the lack of control over her own bladder
>>20796303Alice is a natural bedwetter, Shinki just wants Alice to let go even during the day and make her diaper-dependant 24/7
>>20796438whoops meant for >>20796317
>>20796438Shinki's endgame is to regress Alice back to diapers and make her completely dependant on her mom.
>>20796317If Shinki was my mom and did that to me I wouldn't resist.
>>20796303Alice likes headpats
>>20799342Alice likes harapans
Fucking Alice but she started to leak poo, gross
>>20799545Her sphincter doesn't work very well after the dragon dildos.
>>20799545That's ok. Her mom is very understanding.
>>20799545It's only natural that you have to accept her disgusting fetishes if you want to have sex with her.
I heard Alice is on the spectrum.
>>20799605Why are losers always the biggest perverts?
>>20800121Pornography addiction and constant masturbation lead to desensitization towards extreme content.And Alice masturbates more than anyone.
Man, this thread really gets me going. It just wants to make me bully Alice into submission until she's crying on her knees and then eventually wetting herself since she's lost control even more
>>20794577Alice is a waito piggu baka gaijin. It makes sense that she would prefer western culture.
>>20800613You'd end up severly beaten, castrated and put into diapers yourself by Yumeko if you ever tried to abuse Alice.
>>20804246Worth, especially if it didn't come until after I was done with Alice.
Alice is practically a human toilet at this point
>>20804254All worth it if I can do at least that before she comes for me.
>>20804269Please don't tell me you'd go to the toilet inside alice.
>>20804830It wouldn't make a big difference
Alice is frequently struck by panic attacks and night terrors, causing her to lose control as she thrashes about in bed clutching her dolls. She wants to scream but can't as she weeps silently.
>>20804976Shinki should ship Yumeko off to Alice. God knows she needs a maid more than the Shink.
>>20805078Someone has to change her diapers otherwise she'll be sitting in filth
>>20799838I love Alice and her mommy too~
Alice shitted herself again!What a loser!
>>20804976Alice isn't used to sleeping without her mom. Every time she has a panic attack, Shinki quickly hugs her and caresses her hair, whispering "shh" in her ear. She always falls back to sleep with a smile on her face after that.
>>20806587I wish a 2hu would do that for me.
>>20807178Me too, anon.
>>20806587>>20807178I wish I could do that for a 2hu.
Can another toho be a better Alice than Alice herself?!
>>20808054Alice is a pathetic manchild adult baby. Just because you wish you weren't a grownup doesn't make it okay or not embarrassing when you abandon all your responsibilities and cling onto someone while pretending that they're your mother. Grow up, Alice. None of us get a choice in growing up, you're not special. Own up to your own shit you fat immature faggot.
>>20808202There, there, don't listen to that meanie, mama's here.
Every day that Alice isn't a little kid anymore is suffering and torture for her. She feels helpless and alone and unprepared. Alice lives for escapism and pretending that she's not an adult anymore. Listening to mommy roleplay videos in her bed is her only respite from the cruelties of adult life. Just go to bed, Alice. Maybe things will be better in the morning.
>>20808209I wish a 2hu would say that to me
>>20808214The benefits of having a mom
>>20808248I have a mom but she's not like how a 2hu would be. And it's weird because I'm an adult now and I've seen her angry and act weird before. If a 2hu was my mommy and could make me into a little kid again and say things like that to me, things would feel a lot better.
I bumped into Alice on the street the other day. It was completely my fault, but I acted like it wasn't and got really angry and called her a "fucking retard" right to her face. She started apologizing and her face got red and I could see veins on her head start to bulge, then she ran away. What a loser.
Alice is a hopeless doormat. With most people, if you push them, they'll eventually push right back, resulting in them doing better as a result. With Alice, though, she cannot help but just let people push her around. I snuck over to her house late at night once and filled her shoes with mud while she was asleep, but instead of doing anything about it she just put them back on the next day. One time, I ripper her headband off right in the middle of the street and she just looked down, tears in her eyes, and tried to carry on walking.What I'm saying is that since Alice is such a doormat, everyone should feel free to vent their frustrations out on her.
Please stop bullying Alice!!!!
>>20808743Real quotes from Alice "Fart Fetish" Margatroid
I'm gonna punch Alice in the fucking jaw
>>20808815I want to hug Alice and pat her head while telling her she's not loser, and that the bullies are just a bunch of cowards who will never try to mess with someone who could punch them back.
>>20808887What, you mean Alice can't punch back? Are you bullying Alice?
>>20808202She doesn't have to pretend. Shinki is her mom after all. And she prefers Alice as a helpless child that she can baby rather than a grown up.
please kindly neck yourselvesalice does not deserve to be subjected to this
Alice searches her name in the /jp/ archive at least three times a day and starts to get anxious if she hasn't checked in a few hours. Every time she sees something bad written about her, her face goes red and a feeling of cold dread washes over her. Unsure of what else to do, she goes to bed and hopes she feels better when she wakes up. When she sees something good written about her, it's like an electric rush to her brain. She feels excited and happy and thinks about it all day. Sometimes she touches herself thinking about the nice things an Anon said about her that day and goes to the archive to reread it. She wouldn't want /jp/ to know about that though.
>>20809118What a freak
>>20809868Yes, Marisa is very cute indeed.
Alice has a room covered in DeviantArt-quality drawings of her and Marisa.
>>20811372Nothing wrong with that
>>20811372Alice favourite tags: inflation, oversized, vore, feet, diaper, defecation,big knee.
Alice tried to smell my shoes one time and I'm still a little freaked out about it.
>>20811690Don't forget NTR!
Alice is a beta cuckold wimp who would never be able to satisfy Marisa.
Alice calls her vagina her "beaver". It's really weird.
>>20811880Why do you guys do that? It's so strange.
>>20811877She only calls it that to appear more mature around Marisa and Reimu. She thinks all adults call it that. She actually thinks of it as her cunny and if she were to ever accidentally say that around them, they'd laugh at her for being such a womanchild.
>>20811957That's really cute in a pitiful way.
>>20811690>>20811779>>20811877I was thinking about asking Alice out, but now I realize that she's really creepy. I don't think I'll never hang out with her anymore.
>>20812053Alice is gonna start balling her eyes out when she reads that.
>>20811690Don't forget coprophagia.
>>20812068She'll just go cry to her mom and she'll make it all better.
>>20808212Alice wants to die but she doesn't have the courage to kill herself, so she makes dolls that can. But since she controls the dolls, she ultimately can't die at their hands either.Thus her journey to create a sentient doll continues.And then, finallysweet, sweet eternal sleep~
>>20812422She could just get a boyfriend and find happiness that way.Although I don't think anyone would want to date her.
>>20812449Alice could never be happy with a boyfriend. Only Marisa, and she's ノンケ so that isn't happening.
>>20812777I think she would be happier if she slept in a warm bed hugging someone who cares about her than sleeping completely alone every single day for years.Arisu needs to realize that Marisa is too good for her and lower her standards. Even if it isn't the girl she loves, having someone to give her love and affection will make her much happier than spending the rest of her depressing life alone in an empty and gloomy house.
>>20812872She should just move back in with her mom. She'll always love her unconditionally and she'll be understanding towards her bedwetting problem. Besides, she wouldn't be the only one of Shinki's children to still live with their mom. Yumeko will probably never leave her and Sariel didn't get a job after graduating so her mom gave her one in Makai and she lives with her too.
Look at this dumb piddle-pants!
>>20814247Don't be mean. She's just a little kid.
>>20814262Alice clearly ripped off the diaper that Shinki put on her, rebellious piddle pants like Alice need to be made fun of so they would know their place and stay in diapers!
This bullying is horrible. I'm calling the police.
>>20814313If she really did that, then she needs punishment, not bullying!
>>20814262I wish I was just a little kid
Alice is a fucking dyke.
>>20814313Alice is a kid, what a loser!She thinks that she doesn't need a diaper anymore but she is wrong!
I want a hug from Alice, even if she's a weirdo that smells like an old lady's basement!
Alice is my fucking mom
Alice is fucking my mom
Alice is my mom and also fucking my mom
>>20815863Alice is fucking her fingers, no one else.
>>20735415She may be younger than 23. She may also be hundreds of years old.
>>20816218>you'll never walk Alice around with leash while she struggles to walk with legs restrained
>>20816218>>20816551Someone post the "Yuuka destroys Alice's dolls" copypasta.
>>20807243Alice is so gross i bet she browses /d/
>>20817822Already posted here >>20746812
>>20817856Oh, right. Thanks anyway.
I want to smell the inside of Alice’s boots!
>>20817836/d/ is too tame for Alice. She's a regular on gurochan's /g/ and scat boards.
>>20820977I bet she's so starved for interaction that she uploads each of her own bowel movements to those boards just to be praised.
>>20821377Now that's just weird. And I frequent /d/
>>20822925So is being Alice's age and still playing with dolls.
>>20823434I have a meat doll she can play with, if you follow my game.
>>20825452Eww. You have a doll as well? And it's made of meat? You and Alice really would get along well, you weirdos.
Alice is a horny, smelly, perverted sexpot and I want us to use each other to fulfill our creepy incel sexual cravings.
>>20828733She would just be disgusted with you. She only has her sights on Marisa
>>20829011Yeah, and I have my sights on Satori. Neither of those are going to happen, so we have to try and take our loser sexual frustrations out on each other.
I came here to laugh at Alice.
>>20808374I saw Alice at a grocery store in the village yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen dolls in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I'm gonna pin this girl down with Reimu's help and fuck her tits until she drowns in my spunk.
>>20831223This is fake, Alice is too socially awkward to even talk to a stranger in a village
>>20831223I saw Alice at a grocery store in the village yesterday. She told me how cool it was to meet a real 3D human, but she didn’t want to be a douche and bother me and ask me to come over for tea or anything.I said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”She was taken aback, and all she could say was “H-Huh?” and she kept confusedly blurting out “huh? huh? huh?” while I was closing my hand shut in front of her face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her start sniffling as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen tampons and a case of diapers in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she was too busy crying and going over the events in her head to hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the tampons and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then turned around to look for me, before quickly turning back around and casting her eyes to the floor once our eyes met. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each tampon and the diaper case and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept accidentally interrupting her by failing to contain her really loud sniffles and crying noises.
Alice ruined five orgasms on Valentine's day in a self-inflicted punishment for being a pussy-free loser! Five whole orgasms!
Wish Alice was my valentine
>>20832495I want her to kick off those boots and put her stuffy feet in my face.
What would Marisa think of Alice's bedwetting problem?
>>20835676Marisa doesn't think of Alice.
Alice fantasizing about listening to her favorite video game music with Marisa
Alice is a bad piggy and she needs to be punished
"Anon, my b-beaver is itching again..."
>>20837265Why does Alice have a beaver for a pet? No wonder no one wants to hang out with her, bet she has a skunk pet too.
>>20837287"Beaver" is what Alice calls her princess parts when she's around other adults. She does have a pet skunk though, and it does get itchy. She tries her best to be a responsible pet owner, but taking care of a non-magical living thing is just not something she's mature enough emotionally for. She should give him to someone who can take care of animals before it gets worse, but Alice gets too emotionally attached really easily and keeps crying and insisting that she can fix him whenever someone tries to talk to her about her sick pet skunk. I hope Eirin wouldn't be too grossed out to come over and take a look at him sometime.
>>20837331Why does Alice think other adults care when her beaver itches? She's not a little girl anymore, she should just go to the bathroom when the urge arises
>>20837379It's not itching because she's aroused, it's itching because she doesn't clean it properly. Which makes it weirder that she thinks she should tell other people, even if it's just close friends.It's fine, though. When you're friends with Alice, you have to learn to put up with little quirks and weirdness like that. Despite that, she's a sweet girl and a good friend.
>>20837398That's seriously disgusting and very worrying, since her lack of hygiene could lead to an infection. Someone should have the awkward, but necessary, talk about how to properly clean one's genital with Alice.
Alice, I love you, but you gotta learn to clean your pussy.
Alice is learning how to make food instead of eating-out all the time!
>>20837553How cute, Alice is making chocolate to give to someone on Valentine's!Let's just hope she has some common sense and doesn't put her "love juices" in it.
>>20837566Alice is using her crusty smegma in the Valentine's chocolates!
>>20837553Alice inviting people to her party!Alice buying a huge amount of ingredients to make enough food for all of her guests!Alice working all-night to prepare the best dishes she can!No one arriving to Alice's party except for Yuyuko!
>>20837793I'll come to the party, Alice...
>>20837793Yuyuko only wanted to come for the food, but she got lost on the way there! Alice had to eat all the food she made by herself, alone!
>>20837826Too late for that, the party ended after Yuyuko finished eating. Alice said she didn't have any plans after dinner but in reality she also had card games and board games prepared to play with the guests. She even asked mom to bring her her favourite dress for the occasion! But alas, looks like it'll be another night of sleeping with her dolls, alone, with a lot of dishes and cutlery ready to be washed tomorrow morning, in silence.
>>20837851That's so awful...I'll be your friend, Alice! I'll be your best friend, and we can play all the board games and card games you want! Please don't be sad...I'll be here for you, to keep you company and laugh and have fun with you like a good friend should! I wish you could hear me...
>>20837910Daiyousei is a huge bitch.
>>20837998Why did she do that?
Is there a proper term for a female manchild? "Womanchild" doesn't feel quite right, but it's what she is.
>>20837566Well, she's trying to...
>>20749966Alice wishes. Alice always keeps her curtains wide open as she humps the side of her furniture in the hope that Marisa comes to visit and "accidently" sees her. Of course, it never works as no one ever comes to visit Alice.
>>20780619Don't ask where that crucifix has been or why it smells funny...
>>20796317Alice stop blaming your problems on others, this is how you get nowhere in life.
>>20811690I can't believe I found emetophilia in her search history.
I bet Alice thinks Marisa puts a blanket over her whenever she falls asleep, deluding herself into thinking Marisa cares that much about her!!
I remember during the Religion War I was watching one of the battles in the human village and saw Alice standing all along really far away from everyone. I wondered why she was so far away but I smelt something really gross over a gust of wind from her direction, so I decided not to get anywhere near her.Taoists best
>>20837265You have an STD.
>>20844065How could Alice get an STD when she's a virgin?
>>20844072Probably shared pussy juice with Sanae.
>>20844078Sanae wouldn't exchange her pussy juices with a virgin loser like Alice.
>>20844091You underestimate Sanae.
>>20844078How do they even do that?
What are Alice's fantasies like?