Do you love your mother, /jp/?
No. I can't even remember how many years its been since I talked to her
>>20694693I have the most beautiful mom
>>20694773No, I do.
>>20694829They're cute together.
>>20694853They truly are
>>20694843If Kanako-sama were my mommy she would've disciplined me not to become the lazy, issued thing I've become.
>>20695046What are they doing?
>>20695052Bonding between momhus.
>>20695060That's pretty cute
>>20695052Yukari is telling her a ghost story.
>>20694043I irritate the fuck out of my mom because I always talk about my plans, but never stick to them and spend too much time on an anonymous anime website filled with autistic virgins and anti-semites. I talk to her for any length of time and she starts getting a headache. Not even my own mother enjoys my company.
>>20695204My beloved Yukari-sama you always sleep for us I thank you!
I'm sure having real friends is like this
Oh shit I have 5 brothers?!
>>20695628The more the merrier, brother
>>20695628Niisan go buy me a monster.
>>20695297Shes gonna eat all the sweets and yukari is gonna have absolutely nothing to have!
>>20695650Here you go~>>20695642Alright alright, we shall enjoy our mother's meal.
Which mommy touhous would breastfeed you into (and still during) adulthood?
>>20695750Nemuno, as she is a yandere mom and would go berserk if her dear child didn’t want her anymore.Kanako, although she’ll resist the few times you ask her. After insisting enough she’ll give in, go “geez, you’re too grown up for this” tsuntsun and let you have all the milk you want.YukariYuyuko, as they work in almost the same wavelength and breastsfeeding a youngster turns them on.Eirin very occasionally. Maybe when you’ve worked well enough on your chores or got badly sick.Yuugi if you beat her in arm wrestling.Ran-shama and Hijiri wouldn’t let you have your way at all because they want to discipline you the best and the more you asked Yuuka for some the more she’d deny you.
>>20695882Dirty whores not allowed
>>20695892but this is a thread about ur mum anon
Alright otoutous, line up and let me see which of you is worthy of joining the Yukarin kitsune clan.
>>20706114Ran is for bullying!
>>20706114Lies and slander!
You should be able to protect this, /jp/.
>>20706114truths and facts!
>>20695882I wish Eirin was my mom.
>>20702088Dumb Yuyuko, Yukari doesnt have any milk.
>>20694773>>20694802I would fuck both your moms anons.
>>20694043My mother has been dead for twelve years and unironically looked like Yukari. That's why I can't fap to Yukarin.
>>20731594>unironically looked like YukariWish i was you...
>>20731594can i fuck your mommy please?
>>20731718Sure, but she turned into blue-eyes-white-ashes. You'll have to hunt them down and reconstitute her.
>>20694843Byakuren is my mom.
>>20695012>>20695032>>20695039>>20695046>>20695052This is a momhus thread, cut out the gay stuff.
>>20731594You're not alone but instead of mom and Yukari, my sister looks like Okina a lot but with darker hair color.The funny thing is that she is also a silly dork and I'm smarter than her, just like Yukari could BTFO Okina because she's older (i.e. Okina is 16).
>>20738697And don't wanna sound too much like FBI-san, but I wonder if any other anons have someone they know that looks like a 2hu.
>>20694843The face my mother makes if I don't give her a hug and kiss as soon as she gets home!
>>20694843Eirin is my motherwife!
>>20750310Mama~~ Take care of my snake!
even bad men loves their mamas
>>20743153'course a mom will get bummed if her son doesn't take care of her properly!!
>>20750310I want some milk now.
>>20750310Would Spacejin Kanako protect her son's balls?
>>20757919From all but her own shinny shin shins.
>>20758265I can deal with that, as long as she kisses it to make it feel better
>>20754498It's embarrassing though! She sticks her tongue in my mouth right in front of my friends!
>>20759974It's natural for a mom to tongue-fight with her son, isn't it? Your friends are probably dead jealous of you for having such an awesome mommy.
>>20760528Would Mama Byakuren-sama give her son a nursing handjob everyday?
>>20761159if he did well on his training that day, a paizuri too.
>>20761139She blames me even though she is the hentai in the family! She rubs her boobs all over my face and then says I have to take responsibility for her nipples getting hard! Auntie Ran just watches from the couch and fufufus at us!
>>20761398She's trying to create tighter bonds with you! And since you're around that age, it's only natural that she'd think using her seductive parts to tease you would get you both closer! It's the master plotter Yukari-sama, after all! Maybe she'll even drag Ran into this someday...Furthermore, any woman needs a man to take care of her boobs, and she chose you, her own son! Be proud!
I can't believe I am going to play with these!
>>20762543Sucking moms nipple while gently squeezing and caressing her other one!
Becoming a mommyfag made me learn to respect my IRL mother more.
You see, /jp/, I’ve been in love with my mommy Kanako-chan since I was a little child. I can’t help it, she’s too cool. But also, she is too harsh to me. After I come from school she makes me study five hours daily and then go work out to take care of my body. And she also forces me to do almost all the chores at the shrine, while Sanae-oneechan helps the visitors. Other than this routine making it impossible for me to attain a social life, I have no problem living in it, since it makes mom proud and making her proud makes me happy.The problem is that she wants me to marry that Ustuho girl from the subterranean! She’s already arranging our marriage! But I don’t want to, that girl is a dummy! I’d end up doing everything at home! I wish mommy would notice that I don’t wanna be no other woman’s man, but hers. I even notice she feels alone at times... If only she’d let me get closer to her, I would make her never feel alone again.
>>20764738embodiment of: milky way
Saving this thread
Do you guys remember that anon that told the story about how he had sex with his mom and how she bullied him into having a boner with her feet in a momhu thread a few years back?I wanna read through his tale again, but can't find the thread in any of the archives.
>>20694843Yuugi is a mom?
>>20774925A good mom. She teaches her son how to fight and lets him drink sake from between her cleavage.
>>20773994>archives.Good luck friend.All archives are going to shit, so it is always best to take a screencap of a post you like and have it in a 4chan folder.
>>20776576I an actually pretty sure I did just that, but I can not for the life of me find it, which is why I had to resort to archives.It would be sad if it's lost forever... but maybe it's for the better.
>>20776576Assuming this story anon is talking about was posted on here, Warosu has been going strong for years. It's the most stable of all the major 4chan archives.
>>20781380archives gettin in trouble for having cheese posted on /v/ or /sp/
>>20791198Woah, never thought of costume swap on Kanako and Yukari with Sanae and Chen.
Mothers are sacred, nevel fail them
my moms got married
>>20797673me the snek
>>20786857I'm sad this artist stopped
>>20694043Yesterday was my mom's birthday. I gave her nothing/like a boss
I need a 2hu mommy so bad, I don't know how much longer I can survive without one...
>>20808324Sanae isn't a good momhu. She's given birth to so many lovechildren she can't keep track of them, and she spends all of her time sucking smelly ojisan cock. Love yourself, anon.
>>20808324I want a Byakuren mommy and get bullied by Nue-oneechan. Or a Junko mommy and get bullied by Clappy-oneechan.
Which 2hu would hug me and ruffle my hair and tell me what an adorable and sweet little boy I am?
>>20811092Better get used to her smell, cause she's going to mark you with your scent so that other beast Youkai know that you're her son. She'll probably wash you too with her tongue, whether you want it or not!
>>20812658I guess that's fine, it's just because she loves me and wants to keep me safe, right? But...how would she do that?I guess tongue baths aren't so bad either, as long as they work as well as regular baths...
>>20812658Mamizou smells even worse.
>>20812701By scent marking her child, she ensures that the other Youkai know that you belong to her and that anyone who messes with you, messes directly with her and thus with her master, one of the most powerful people in Gensokyo. It's also a sign of dominance to you so that you know that she's the one in charge.How she actually does it remains a mystery, but if one thing's for sure, it's that there's no use in resisting it. She may be a highly intelligent individual with extensive knowledge of high level math and a sophisticated demeanor, but she's still a beast at heart and will treat you like fox would treat its young if you misbehave.
>>20812747Momiji smells the worst out of them, but I still wouldn't say no given the chance to sniffe her butte.
>>20812770That sounds a little scary...I'd like it if Ran was nice and caring and understanding, and if she would hug and snuggle me and tell me that I'm a cute and sweet little boy and was never mean or punishing to me. Then sometimes Yukari would take Chen out on bonding trips or running errands and it would just be us, and she'd make food for both of us and we'd sit down at a little table like this and eat together. And she'd smile really nicely and gently like this and it would make me feel happy and safe, and she'd ask me about what it was like in the 3D world. And I'd tell her all about it, and then she'd teach me more about Gensokyo and its history and what it's like currently. I like it when we have talks like that. I love Chen and Yukari too, but I like being able to spend time with Ran alone like this. I wonder what Ran would think when she hears about what a world is like when it doesn't have magic or yokai but has things like computers and cell phones and the internet.
>>20814753Ran would likely be one of the most understanding moms out there and wouldn't punish you or Chen too harshly if you misbehaved occasionally. She's still a fox at heart though, and while she would understand that the effectiveness of a tongue bath goes down as the ratio of the area of the tongue and the area of the body decreases, she probably couldn't help herself occasionally even if she mostly kept you and Chen clean by taking conventional baths with you.
>>20814837Still a fox, give her aburaage (Deep fried tofu) and see her loose all her self-sontrol.
>>20814837Ran will force you to quit your job (that's assuming you have one and you're not a pathetic student) and make you give her attention 24/7.Imagine being slowly digested by her youkai stomach acids as your molecules break down and you get to feel every second of it
>>20814907Chen looks confused now, but dangle a raw fish in front of her face and she'll drool like Ran there.
>>20814928I'd rather you ate your tongue one bite @ 4 t I m e
>>20814950>>20815021I don't like where this thread is going.
>>20815055This doesn't concern you.this is between me and that circus clown of a toymaker
>>20815307oi you're not allowed to post without continuing to include nice yuyulewds, at least one of you has to contribute something other than your shit argument
>>20815307I see that you are fond of playing 'pretend'.
what in the actual fuck is going on in this motherfuckerthis turned into one of those old fangled thread about nothing treds
This thread smells of autism, which has reminded Ran-shama to give Chen her anti-tard medicine. You guys should take yours.
>>20815520How is>>20815503 related to our discussion?You're completely different, And my attempts at communication were genuine!If you don't know who I am that makes you an outsider and an idiot that went into a discussion entirely clueless.Now do try harder, or better yet ask your handler to provide you with some information!
>>20814837That sounds really nice...I wouldn't mind that. Do you think she'd like it if I showed her things that I made in video games?
>>20816468Even if she didn't fully understand them, she'd at least try to indulge herself in your interests and hobbies. She does want to participate in her children's lives. Chen is a kid and would likely get into them quite fast, so you'd have someone to always play co-op or vs games with as long as you two haven't exhausted your daily video game time limit that Ran would impose. I doubt Yukari would like games very much. She's old and quite busy with work and stuff after all.
I want to play shogi and mahjong with Yukari.But most of the time she's busy....sleeping.What kind of music Ran listen when she is cleaning/cooking? I suppose Enka演歌 (Japanese 50's-60's romantic ballad.)2HU: https://youtu.be/35nGhcPBbFQReal: https://youtu.be/DzONk4l1yKA
>>20818928Imagine if you caught her humming her own stage theme while she was cleaning/cooking/doing other housework and she got ebarrassed.