brousprevious thread >>20460342
Take this faggot shit to >>>/cgl/ or >>>/lgbt/
>>20506521Brohus are /jp/ heritage!
fake and gay
Can someone share the MEGA link, please? ;_;
>>20506678here is a mega link brohttps://youtu.be/XEsrha9nMyU
>>20506493>previous threadKill yourself.
>>20507263I was going to comment the same thing.Yup, looks like this will be another cancerous general.
>>20506493Don't you dare to make this a fucking general you hear me?
>>20506521/cgl/ would be more appropriate actually. i went there the first time i got interested in cosplaying a 2hu but nobody there was into it except for some 35 year old guy. Also fuck /lgbt/ this isn't strictly about dicking each other.>>20507374>>20510557I tried to get creative and make the low budget alice thread but it didn't work the way I wanted. Didn't make this one btw.
>>20510673merge it with the kigs then. they have problems keeping their threads running solves two problems at once
>>20510836I'm sorry but kigs? Can't find anything by that name.
>>20510849Crime Scene: "Isn't it usually dudes who dudes these" treds
>>20510877can you explain it again but a bit slower this time
>>20510907read first two words of >>20510877several timesgo to the magic cataloglook at magic catalogreplay those two words in your head again several times
>>20510987Sorry. I usually mentally filter most of the generals. That really wouldn't be a bad idea though.
>>20510836Kigs aren't dudes.
too sinful for a blue board!
>>20520868No, no! They're wholesome.
>>20523876Exactly! And they're cute!>>20506493Same one, but this time as Youmu!
https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/df968cd014782936f61d387b54c45527-38585641new brohu vid
>>20530394I wish that were me
Is 2D welcome?
IS 2D WELCOME??
>>20506733Can someone post some content of these archives? Please
>>20547522I will post some tomorrowKeep the thread alive!
>>20551441thank you, pretty interesting
>>20506493>>20551441>>20551480I like these.
It truly is 2019
>>20555396Indeed! They are very interesting>>20556548I like them all
>>20560184It's the year of the brohu
>>20565246I hope it is, brother
Posting some more
just chilling with the /jp/ bros
What is the likelihood of contracting HIV from a brohu?
Sug my ass gook
>>20571735this is fun
>>20551484I feel like this pic is at least 10 years old by now
>>20571735No homo but I wouldn't mind getting tricked by a /jp/sie dressed as my favorite 2hu.
>>20530394Is there any other site except xtube to get some recent brohu vids?This is my only place to go so far.
This is your brohu for tonight
I wish I could be a brohu too.
Remember that homosexuality is a slippery slopeIt's brohus today, becoming a human toilet tomorrow
>>20582023Becoming a human toilet for brohus!
How can I be a brohu?
I'm jealous, but I also don't think this should be on /jp/.
>>20584620-order some touhou clothes-put them oncongrats man, you're a brohu
Bump (no homo)
>>20585061He better be cute!
>>20506493I really want to crossplay with fellow /jp/sies but I also am not sure about being butt-fucked by them.
>>20586824Anon.. we can also just exchange kisses and suck each other offYou don't have to force yourself
>>20586552How do I be?
>>20587495End all your sentences with exclamation marks!This is the fastest way to be cute, even if you're fat, old and ugly! ^^
>>20587628There's more than one video on xtube with fat men straight out of a NTR doujin.
>>20587628Bearmode brohu a best
>>20586994Sloppy kisses and blowjobs with /jp/?
>>20588817Count me in
>>20588843>>20588817>>20586994>>20586824But who tops?
>>20588906Everybody can have their turn
>>20581003I'm sure you can
>>20590841No one's having their turn on me, stay away from my ass
They don't make touhou cosplay in my size
Does anyone have the xvideos link to the video of a trap being fucked by two guys?
>>20586994>exchange kissesUltra hyper omega super lewd.
>>20580273Only for tonight?Ok..
Imagine hitting on some cute chick cosplaying as your favorite 2hu at a convention only for them to take you to their hotel room, getting into the whole making out session and snaking your hand between their thighs ONLY to find a bulge. I bet most /jp/sies would prefer that over a real female!
>>20602057I wouldn't prefer, but if he managed to fool me for this long, he's probably the cutest guy in the world, so it's okay.I'd also pound him twice as hard as I normally would, since he's a boy and he can take it.
>>20602118What do you mean by pound him?
>>20602158Insert my hard veiny penis inside his anus and then repeatedly thrust quickly and hard, pulling back until only my glans is inside and then shoving until I'm balls deep.
>>20602158>>20602168Well I hope you are at least gentle and give them a reach around with lots of soft kisses and cuddles. Sex should be intimate and passionate, not just raw carnal lust.
>>20602180But that would be gay!And he already deceived me by pretending to be a girl, so it's a bit hard to be intimate with someone who began this encounter with a lie.
>>20602057>that explains why we were able to talk to each other
>>20602220Everyone on /jp/ is at least a little gay! Besides, if you kept your hand there in the first place after the bulge was discovered, you consented to being tricked ultimately.>>20602296Gay love blooming on the battlefield of otakuism!
>>20602350Alright, I agree to pat his head and french kiss him, but we're just two friends helping each other feel good, so I won't do gay things like hold his hand for too long while public!
>>20602350Stop trying to turn /jp/ into /r9k/.
>>20602425/r9k/? Never posted there, can you tell us about it since you are an expert?
>>20602501It's full of people talking about gay fantasies with each other.
>>20602530I thought it was a place of upset angry virgins who can't get a gf (female)?
>>20602530>>20602721I always thought it was a place full of school shooters.
Post more cute crosshus.
>>20602874If I order my first touhou cosplay today can I be a cute crosshu too?
>>20602891Are you cute?
>>20602898I hope so
>>20602891>>20602915You can be a cute crosshu only if you are under 6'0 tall.
>>20602936You also need to have low testosterone, be slim and have absolutely no body hair.
>>20602971I don't know my testosterone level, I'm a fat NEET, but I try to shave my body hair sometimes.
>>20602936That's a start. Which 2hu do you want to crossplay as?
>>20602980I always wanted to try Youmu, but I don't know if I can do it well. Alice, Marisa or Patchouli would be nice too. If those won't work, any would be fine.
>>20602977>I don't know my testosterone level Pretty sure for males it goes the more overweight you are, the less testosterone you have and the more estrogen you develop. That's why most chubby and especially fat people tend have less body hair.
>>20602057If I ever went to a con, it would be with an assault rifle and couple homemade explosives
>>20602928So I can be a crosshu but I will never be a cute crosshu since I am 6'3 tall?
>>20603311That sounds very violent.>>20603347You'd be a chad 2hu.
>>20602898>>20602928>>20602971please stop trying to trigger body dysmorphia in your fellow /jp/ users
If I ever wind up buying a 2hu cosplay, I'll make sure to post no-face pics on /jp/ and nowhere else.I currently have no plans to do so, and I have multiple body issues that would make it less than desirable. Literally the only upside is that I'm relatively slim, but that doesn't solve height, hair, etc.
>>20603501At least you don't have thinning hair like me.
>>20603541I'm really paranoid about my hair thinning, I don't know if it is or not. They keep coming out in the shower and I don't know if it's a healthy amount, so I started taking biotin pills and using biotin conditioner and I have rogaine just in case.
>>20530394Is anyone making a compilation of these? I don't want to miss out on anymore. Also there was a brohu video with Reisen and Futo that I can't find anywhere now.
>>20603541That can be easily solved with a wig, as far as cosplay goes. I just have hair all over my body. Some relatively thin, some obnoxiously thick. And I've avoided doing things like shaving my legs because I have to play normalfag enough that people will notice and ask, and not all of them will buy "I took up swimming" or similar enough to not bother me further.
>>20603610>I've avoided doing things like shaving my legs because I have to play normalfag enough that people will notice and askI sometimes think that's the reason why every crossdresser wears thigh highs and these long glove things that cover the entire forearm
>>20603469Too late. It was nice when I didn't care about how I looked and could just fantasize about being with my favorite 2hu and spend all day talking about it with /jp/, I knew she would love me even if I was a gross NEET slob because she is 2D. Now I wish I was a 2hu and I hate my 3D body, I'm saving up christmas money to buy cosplay and hoping I look cute enough to get close to how she is. I wish this kind of thing didn't become popular.
>>20603587>>20603541I wish my past self-esteem was low enough to start caring about hair loss before hitting norwood 3
Man imagine all the brown brohus.
>>20603719I'm half brown with a light tan, which 2hus should a go for?
The perfect brohu/trap would be one that not only can 100% pass as a female while crossdressing but also even have stuffed pads to emulate breasts.
>>20603774All you need to do is find a passable /jp/sie who's into it more for being the 2hu than the homosex side of it and that'd be a pretty easy sell probably.
>>20603789>who's into it more for being the 2hu than the homosex side of itBut the homosex side of it is the best part of it?
>>20603789I wish I was a 2hu
one day I'm going to start an adult video company that will produce professional brohu porn
I don't want to crossdress, but I want to have sex and play videogames with someone who looks like a cute 2hu and has the same interests as me.
>>20603789Its pretty much impossible not to have the gay side of it. Most of us are lonely neets or hermits and the taboo side of crossdressing coupled with autism is only going to make the dick improve things even more.>>20603817Japanese brohus x Gaijen brohus!
>>20603802I'm not looking to debate that part. I'm just saying somebody more inclined to femininity instead of just wanting to get fucked would probably be more willing to live up to the original anon's dream of (false) oppai
>>20603871Oh on that you are definitely right. I wouldn't be surprised at all if there are anons on /jp/ who'd be happy to do anything to live out a fantasy of pretending to be a female, even if it involves purely cosplaying.
What if I post a girl and and say it's a guy. What would you guys do then?
>>20604636If it's cute, I get horny. Gender is irrelevant.
>>20604636/jp/ would be very mad at the lack of penis
>>20604636What if I already did and you haven't realized it?
>>20602971So crossplaying is a cope for manlets/testlets/hairlets?
Why the term brohu?
>>20605284Because bros who can be 2hu hoes
>>20605315So brohu = touhou crossdresser which I want to have sex with ?
>>20605366Yes. What's the problem?
>>20605388None, I'm merely asking for a definition to use the term in the right way.
I can really imagine how orgytastic a /jp/ brohu meet up would be.
>>20603653 THE BEST ONE
>>20603606I guess not, huh.
>>20605089>copemy favorite word for ironic incelposting
I'm proud of you dudes, so many posts and not a single steam or discord link
>>20605089>>20607960Please do not use words like "cope" and "incel" on /jp/!
>>20523896The way he’s grabbing that sword, in that position...
>>20580074i think i saw stuff on xhamster once
>>20602530You’re thinking of [s4s]. Seriously it’s really bad. It’s gotten so out of hand that people have assumed I was trying to ERP with them when I was simply making degenerate jokes, and sometimes simply during normal conversation. I accidentally made someone there cum once. Accidentally. How the fuck does that happen? Seriously stay away from that place, I’m warning all of you.
>>20602928>>20603347This is wrong, tall people can pull off an excellent Yukari, Yuuka, Yuyuko, Okina, Kanako, Okuu, Nemuno, and probably a few others I’m missing. Pretty much any very powerful youkai or simply tall ones like Nemu.
Or maybe a super-ironic shinmyoumaru.
>>20613108I go there a lot
Just imagine going to a /jp/ meet up, being the guy to get some food from Chipotle or McDonalds for everyone, coming back into the hotel room and you see a bunch of lanklets and effeminate guys crossdressing as 2hus, writhing on the floor sweaty and naked and fucking each other. It'd be weird.
>>20613998But that's what I was waiting for
>>20613848I knew someone here did just from the way they make their posts. That board is obsessed crossdressing. I am too but it gets rapey over there sometimes.
>>20613998I'd be disappointed that I wasn't involved.
God I am rock fucking hard thinking about dressing like Tenshi or Yuuka but I’m too scared to buy the costumes.
>>20614115It's sort of fascinating seeing the different people that want to cosplay and the different characters they want. Are they just your favorites, or is there a bigger reason for those in particular?
It's like $100 for cosplay and I only have $100. Maybe I should just try and buy a cheaper maid outfit first...
>>20616112I only have $150, I mean
What about funny manhus?They are closer to the definition of brohus, right?
>>20614143Well I really like both of their outfits, especially Tenshi’s because it would show off my abnormally thin waist for a male. I almost have an hourglass figure which is hidden by men’s shirts. A waist-hugging outfit combined with having a dick under my frilly skirt is pretty arousing to me.In addition, I love her character, and I feel like I’d wanna jump and dance around if I was dressed like her, which is something I never do. Also sadomasochism. As for Yuuka I love flowers and green hair, and I think I’d pull off the overconfident style very well. As a male, I forcefully supress my confidence to avoid seeming arrogant. As a girl, especially a powerful 2hu, I wouldn’t have to. I am actually totally full of myself and I think it’s the only way I could take advantage of that quality. I thought about doing nazrin too because I think I have some mouselike features but then I wouldn’t feel very pretty I’d just feel like some sort of joke.
>>20617546I should point out that whether any of this shit happens or not it doesn’t matter to me, I just wanna dress up like a touhou character and maybe find someone willing to join me for tea and cuddles.
>>20617738What about frottage and anal sex?
I want to cuddle with a brohu
>>20617546>Well I really like both of their outfits>A waist-hugging outfit combined with having a dick under my frill skirt is pretty arousing to me.Same, I'd love to dress as Sakuya and wish I could legitimately pull off being a crossdresser that convinces someone I'm a chick only to get that surprise. That said, I think the internet and 4chan over the years has poisoned me into liking taboo stuff like gay dick sex and crossdressing so much that the idea of doing that with other guys is pretty appealing. But outside of that, I can imagine any actual /jp/ meet up of crossdressers would either be extremely gay sex orgies like >>20613998said or some kind of super awkward scenario.
>>20620111I’m a bit conflicted on the matter since I’ve never done anything gay before. Casual sex is filled with egotism and it kinda grosses me out. That being said I have a strong urge to dominate someone while dressed like a girl but acting like a slut would hurt my pride. I never accepted the fact that I’m a half-faggot until recently so I’m a bit overwhelmed. It’s like swallowing a red pill that shows you why women act the way they do. >>20620364I often wonder if I’ve been poisoned too. I almost feel like bisexuality is a communicable disease with no cure.I think a meetup with /jp/ would be a mixture of awkwardness and sexual tension. Seems kinda silly to participate in a meetup with only low-effort sex in mind though, so maybe some would be willing to socialize normally. But knowing /jp/ it would be hard not to be uncomfortable. I’m torn between being attracted to men and knowing the nature of them from being one. I can’t really figure out a good way to describe what I expect from them. We’re all horny fucks and we all deserve to get laid but saying they have to prove themselves in some way to get sex is what encourages men to turn into devilish players. Women’s poor explanation of this shit and confusion with what they actually want has created manipulative men. I don’t even know how to describe it myself but I think I’ll figure it out someday.Maybe I could say it depends on how much you value appearance and instant gratification vs character and real connections. There’s nothing to prove that time spent together won’t show. Jesus I feel like I’m on /r9k/ or some shit.I have problems with my post but I’m wasting time so I’m just gonna post it.
>>20620979>>20620364Perhaps love can bloom on the battlefield of gay sex and crossdressing.
>>20621098Love maybe, but there’s no way I’d screw myself out of a normal life by saying I had a “boyfriend”. Going that route prevents you from ever having a family and there’s a severe lack of perspective from the female side of humanity that many can benefit from. Guys are great friends and little harm comes from messing around but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna settle. And now I feel like I’m on /lgbt/ or some shit. The ride never ends.
>>20621274You can't be normal and a /jp/sie at the same time.
>>20621357It’s just a fantasy, anon. Plus right now I’m more interested in dressing like a girl and doing girly stuff than anything. I’m incredibly frustrated with the lack of direction I have towards achieving this though.
This thread is different from the other ones.
I'd be disappointed if I was doming a crosshu only to discover their penis is bigger than mine.
I have nothing against these men, I must say that they are brave to crossdress in public or post pictures of them doing so on the internet, I could never do something like that for fear suffering bullying.
>>20621695Fuck what bullies think. The only thing holding me back is a lack of friends to do it with. Seriously every meetup related to crossdressing is incredibly gay and overtly sexual. I can’t be the only guy that just wants to take it easy and do girl stuff. Of course I could wait and go to a con or something but that’s like one or two days out of a year to meet people I’ll probably never spend more time with. And it’s expensive as hell too. This shit is so fucking frustrating.
>>20621818In some cases, bullies wield a lot of influence over the public's perception of a person, such that their job or education prospects are hampered. The anonymity is one advantage of kigurumi.
>>20621818Take it easy but still take it in the butt. Or worst case just cuddle and make out. >>20621914There is a level of uncanny valley and alienness that many are not comfortable with when it comes to kigs.
>>20621914Myself I think that cosplay, wig and makeup is enough to hide my real life identity for me.
>>20622040What about your voice?
>>20621965>There is a level of uncanny valley and alienness that many are not comfortable with when it comes to kigs.I'd personally rather deal with (or give off) the uncanny valley effect than look at manface+manvoice in this context.Possibly just me though, and it'd definitely be more for for the people cursed with blatantly masculine faces.
>>20621914Fuck, you’re right. I’ve been too caught up in the fantasy. I suppose this is something that could only be enjoyed between very close friends who can be trusted.>>20621965Nobody deserves to do me in the butt except for someone I truly love, trust and respect. Most people deserve no more than to have me lift up my skirt and facefuck them. Think I think too highly of myself? You’re wrong. I just respect myself and know the value of a tight hole. Women are hotter anyway so I’m not missing out at all by being picky.Idk why I’m telling you any of this to be completely honest. This doesn’t concern anyone here. I really have no fucking life man.
>>20622075>Most people deserve no more than to have me lift up my skirt and facefuck them.Explain.
>>20622165That’s just my anger talking.You know what, I’m being kinda silly and acting like a princess. I’m not crazy attractive and I don’t really have high standards for peoples’ appearances but it seems pointless to give someone pleasure if they have nothing to offer in return. I can get off by myself just fine. When you give yourself up too easily you’re pretty much just an easily accessable drug. If you’re into that more power to you but it grosses me out. Guess I’m just a prude. Though at the same time I wouldn’t hesitate to fuck some random people in the ass. Maybe I sound like a hypocrite, or like there’s a double standard, but that would only be the case if I were actively trying to fuck people I don’t love in the ass, which I assure you, I’m not or I probably wouldn’t be a virgin.contradictions or confusion or whatever who fucking cares i don’t see myself being sexually active in the near future anyway.
>>20622265btw i’m working this shit out in my head as i’m typing them, that’s why i seem to go backwards or disagree with myself at certain points. i never think of these things until i get a chance to discuss them which is never. this is the wrong board for this shit.
sorry for treating this thread like my whore blog, please know that this is constructive and i’m not seeking attention. i fully acknowledge that 0% of my opinions matter.
I just want to see effeminate men dressed as my favorite 2hus being whores desu.
>>20622357don't worry about it, blogposting can be a good way to think about this stuffit's good to get this feelings sorted out
>>20622071Yeah but wouldn't something happen at some point audibly with the Kig cosplayer? Assuming sexual stuff is going down, their going to have at one instance or another moan, gasp, etc...while lewdness is occurring. I'm not that same anon, I do find that idea of a crossdressing Kig getting intimate with another male when they are one themselves pretty hot.
>>20622404That's true. I was just thinking that outside of the actual fucking (Where it's generally involuntary), my understanding is that there's an expectation kigs keep quiet.The face is the more important part, regardless.
>>20622419>my understanding is that there's an expectation kigs keep quietWould be a pretty good motivator for more carnal stuff to happen just to see if you can get an audible reaction out of them.
>>20622393You’re right, I’d rather say all this embarrassing shit online than make mistakes IRL. This is yet another thing anonymity is good for.
I just realized I’m not a prude, I’m just an egotistical dom, the exact thing that I hate. And my pride was keeping me from admitting that I kinda wanna dress like one of the bigger 2hus like Yuuka or Yukari and jerk someone off.
>>20623536I feel the same, i feel like it's lack of a father figure.
>>20623559I can thank my strong father figure for keeping me from indulging in my faggotry my whole life. I’ve been so stupid over the years and it would have only been worse if I had felt comfortable prancing around like a homo. Sure my family would accept me, but I know it would be disappointing to my parents if they ever found out, even if they wouldn’t admit it.I’ve recently kind of accepted that this stuff is better off done in secrecy. I have a major advantage being known as a masculine guy. I only act like a fag around the people who I know won’t treat me differently because of it. Plus I actually do like girls way more than guys for several reasons, and I know if I show the slightest hint of gayness it would overshadow that and I’d be perceived as a flaming homo who just wants dick up the butt. Society was a mistake.
>>20623559But I have no lack of father figure and prefer wanting to dick feminine guys and homos in the butt?
>>20628570It could be worse, you could be wanting it in the butt.
>>20630008Yeah its okay if you are top.
>>20630343What, like cowgirl?
>>20630565When the other /jp/sie hikes their skirt and pulls down their panties and then rests their butt so your cock enters into their butt, like that kind of top.
https://sukebei.nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q="おちんコス"This isn't Touhous but it's nice too
>>20631234This is gay.
>>20630565I’d let a male Sakuya ride me in the cowgirl position.
These fucking cosplays are way too expensive.How to poverty-mode brohu?
>>20631731Just be ironic and put anything you can get your hands on.
>>20631723Why is Sakuya so popular with crossdresser 2hus.
>>20632256She is the most feminine and crossdesser want to be as feminine as possible.
>>20631731Buy them piece by piece over a long period of time. Skip meals if you have to.>>20632256Idk. I never wanted to dress like her but if I was gonna do lewd stuff I’d like it to be with Sakuya. It’s probably her legwear combined with the maid aesthetic. I also like the idea of doing lewd things beneath her frilly skirt.