Amer, the world's saddest Paki edition
>>98395590and the world's ugliest
Only white Protestants can be considered Americans though?
>"What the Ephesians deserve is to be hanged to the last man, every one of them, and leave the city to the boys, since they drove out their best man, Hermodorus, saying 'Let no one be the best among us; if he is, let him be so elsewhere and among others.'" - Heraclitus
so ladswhats everyone getting for christmas
>>98395621>>98395590ancient picabsolutely unrecognisable from that pic now
>he didn't even pull on freshers weekabsolute state of him
would you shag amer up the arse without a condom for £5000?
You realise he makes the thread with that image himself, yeah?
>>98395654Could I catch anything?
>>98395654yes(I need the money)
em ee tea haych oh tea MAN
>>98395642why haven't you posted any pictures recently?
>>98395642Post some more then you ugly paki cuntttttt
just finished my last exam for the semesterlooks like I'm getting all A's again
decimated rorkepol last thread
>>98395680only his heart
>>98395680Well no he became a tranny freak because he couldn't get any poon
rorke on the ropes
>>98395590wtf is that St Ge*rge flag Amer you raghead. At least get an Anglo-Saxon white dragon flag if you're feeling patriotic lad.
>>98395688Love the irony of this post. Cracking.
amer do you clean your arse out every day in case you find anybody desperate enough to shag you?
>>98395734>>98395735If he cannot contact me or have any info on me afterwards and I can immediately leave then yesWould do it for £200
>>98395745leftypol on the canvas
>Well no he became a tranny freak because he couldn't get any poon
>>98395688love going on /his/ and seeing jf's raging at da angloes as usual, even worse than /int/
>>98395788based new jersey
>rorke on the ropes
>>98395788>“Upon police arrival, officers found Bates in the bathroom with the door open while masturbating and simultaneously attempting to penetrate his anus with the handle of the toilet bowl scrubber,” borough police Chief Kenneth Ehrenberg said in a statement.
>>98395634No deal Brexit hopefully.
haha what am i like
>The search backend is currently unavailable.FIX IT YOU CUnTS!!!!
>>98395847it's the paki
>>98395847It’s the paki man himself is why
>>98395857Not Northern don't care
rorke is losing his cool (as if he ever had it lmao)
listening to anime eurobeat again
>>98395646didnt exactly try
rorke is trapped inside leftypols headsomebody let him out
every muscle in my body aches
>>98395992you catch a bad load? haha
>>98395992swap to a split then
>>98395906you thick fuck
solved the captcha but don't know what to say so here we are
85C > pound bakery and greggs
>>98396057>>98396076every problem with /brit/ in two posts
you're not a true american if you've never been shot
didn't go to class lads
>>98395992*starts massaging you*
remember when I asked?
>>98394939it was a few months ago and i was fucked so i cant really remember itshe just started talking to me, took my glasses off, took pictures with me, kept messing with my hair. said i was goodlooking, but i need to sort out my eyebrows. that's pretty much it. i was visibly off my tits though, i think she clocked on and thought "if i flirt with him, he'll give me some". i didnt give her any though lmao.
>>98396117you havent been to class all week
>>98396136Think you narrowly avoided having a kidney harvested mate
>>98396125>>98395992*walks in on you two*OwO... whats going on here?
i went to university today
>>98396117how are you still in school? this was final exam week for me
All I want for Christmas is a Portuguese gf
the honorary white gf
I posit: /brit/ is a better general when fewer Brits are posting
>>98396180this is how it started in sverigetrådennext thing you know there are 4 trannies spamming the thread constantly with this shit unironically
>>98396180fuck off m'boko you bent nigger nothing wrong with two hard working men giving each other a friendly massage after a long day down the pits
>>98396223how many girls like her are there in the US? she looks pretty good in my opinion
>>98396223Bitch is busted my lad
only the welsh work in pits
>>98396218nose ring is a massive feminist redflag
>>98396223She will psychologically destroy you and make you breakdown at the mere sight of eggs
>>98395590post the caveman pic
>>98394920i never really go out so i never get approached by girls. the one and only time i went on a night out that girl approached me, but like i said she was after my coke. i never got bullied at all in high school despite being a complete autist who never spoke to anyone, in fact people tended to like me, girls would always call me cute and would hug me a lot. do you reckon that's because of my looks?
have a niggardly gait
>>98396263You see some mutts every now and then but she's a rare gigamutt. I've never seen anything like it before tbqh. Pretty sure she's a quadroon or something of the sort
>>98396263how much would you rate her out of 10
>>98396356maybe a 5/10 or 6 because of her bazonkas
>>98396218munted brazilian look
>>98396180gay paddy freak
>>98396385why is pewds in need of aid
>>98396385this is fake right? it just has to be
why is british patriotism always put in the context of dystopia or portrayed as the pretext to fascism
ive hugged many girlseven girls who liked me but ive never had a proper hug. a long one where we are both comfortable and embrace each otherthat is what i would like to experience
going to be contacting space x about piloting the first manned mission to uranus
>>98396353>>98396389How did your parents react to you coming out as a homosexual or have you not even told them yet?
>>98396385Is this the zoomer race war?
>>98396385omg omg omg :O this has got to be fake :OOO
>>98396432the world fears an empowered anglo nation
remember brainiac science abuse
>>98396283tbf the feminist fwb I had was amongst the best shags I had. I quote her 'there is no feminism in bed'
>>98396431it's realso is thishttps://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1070518052108861440
>>98396460she's butters mate get a fucking grip
>>98396478yeah but they're not gf material
>>98396478how does one acquire fwb?am 18yo VF
>>98396475Bigoted to intellectually challenged people such as myself
You arrive in Manchester...
>>98396506BASEDis /brit/ monitoring every thread on every board????
>>98396435have this most daysshe read in a book that 7 seconds is the minimum length required to release oxytocin so that's what we aim for now
>>98396550we are the shadow government of 4chan
>>98396435the girl i liked in high school used to hug me all the time and she'd do it for ages sometimes. i was an awkward autist so the first few times she did it just kept my hands by my sides and she'd say "anon please hug me". sometimes she'd hug me for minutes straight. it felt really good. one time she fell asleep on my shoulder in class. that's the first and last time i was ever "intimate" with a girl if you can even call it that
redpill me on the man who goes by “190cm master race”
>>98396550/brit/ is the front page of 4chan
>>98396460>ugh if you don't like this one girl I posted YOU MUST BE GAY!!!bizarre virgin freak
Fell forward when failing the squat today, shan't be returning to that gym ever again
>>98396521she was cool but maybe you're right in the long term>>98396524tinder
>>98396550it's unironically all me
>>98396479kek Peterson seems so disinterested>
>>98396475Was thinking about whatever happened to John Tickle just yesterday
>>98396570Is a 150 cm manlet.
i dont run from nothingim a fucking junkie, i love wasting money
jon tickle is just a less successful tom scott
>>98396475remember fat cam
>>98396136fuck off you cunt
Anyone else laughing at the brexits who thought it would actually happen
Ah yes, zoomers.
really really hope all of the brit posters who say high school is an elaborate gimmick
Just had a new member shoved into my shadow cabinet
>>98396570he's a fat ugly cunt who spends most of his day here or /sp/, he likes to brag about taking drugs and has a pet rock, he's an autistic virgin who couldn't even go to the barber cos he didn't know what to say, but likes to pretend he gets loads of girls
>>98396623Basssss-ed and gear pilled
>>98396550I like to think it's just one guy
a prosecuting attorney wants to speak with me in person lads
anyone remember the cuckio meme?
want to get freesat, is it any good?
I shag, therefore I am
>>98396732alri camus we know you're a chad
>>98396479oof>>98396690finally getting prosecuted for diddling them kids eh? you nonce
She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry
>you now remember Justin Lee Collins
would you date a lass who's heavier than you?
the devil wears many disguises
>339 days since I last kissed a girl
>>98396801well i weigh 95kg so no
>>98396796WHY DONTCHA COME ON OVER VALERIE
ladsremember for a brief second, if you will, that Monica White's Youtube vlog happenedthat's all
>>98396723>2018>watching tellyare you a fucking boomer? who the fuck under the age of 30 watches telly besides brain dead deanos and slags?you have the INTERNET, you can watch literally every single film and show that has ever existed in HD for free at any time you want it genuinley blows my mind that people my age still watch telly.
>>98396801yeahim a skinny tall lad so thick short lasses seem to be my target audience for gfs
Facing a dilemma ladsI like redbull however I cannot stand cold caffeinated drinks, especially on cold winter morningswhat do
>>98396812>7900 days since I was last in a fanny
>>98396661We say "high school" in Scotland. What do you say? Secondary school?
>>98396843also a virgin
>>98396796>In November 2010, Collins began a relationship with Anna Larke. After their breakup, Collins was charged with harassment of Larke under Section 4 of the Protection from Harassment Act 1997 (harassment causing fear of violence), and was subsequently tried at St Albans Crown Court, where he was convicted, and sentenced to 140 hours of community service and to pay £3,500 prosecution costs. During the trial Larke presented secret recordings made during their relationship in which Collins verbally abuses her, and also expresses racist sentiments. (Collins later denied being racist.) lol
>>98396661unironically went to a highschool from year 7 to year 13
>>98396845I've seen a lot of people here in this general rave about telly, they are strange specimens surely
Guy said I have a "Chad" name earlier I said haha that's nothing just wait until you find out I shagged your missus he said what I said nothing don't worry about itBattered him
>Scots do the opposite of the English for no good reason Seen this episode a million times before
>>98396864do you go out looking like a kid's garden cricket set haha
if you didn't go to a comprehensive you aren't white
>>98396870Don’t refrigerate them
>>98396928new? well someone post the blog so that he can see for himself
>>98396661secondary school = high school in the northmost secondary schools up here literally have high in the name
going to send a christmas card to "monica white a.k.a. amer hussain"do you think it would arouse suspicion in his household?
>>98396870pour them in the kettle innit
>>98396956should've known it was the bloody northerners saying shit wrong again
>>98396904his career was already over way before this
>>98395857c is the katsu one
*orders 50 spiked sledgehammer dildos in the name of Monica B White*
there is nothing wrong with being a virgin!
im a full blood northern bull and would beat the living hell out of anyone who called it high school
>>98396950why would knowing about some shit vlog make me new? why would i have bothered
>>98396845>it genuinley blows my mind that people my age still watch telly.That's because you're a fucking narrow-minded retard.
mental how "public school" means a private paid for school in the south
>>98397025hello kike shill
Monica white amer Hussain literally bollywood bond girl (male)
nice eyes he said. she's got half her tits displayed and he said nice eyes. you're a fucking bender mate lol
weekly shower sorted
have barely watched imaceleb this year but what happened with rita the other day read somewhere she left the show but was about to be voted off or somin
>>98397025what's on telly that isnt free on the internet?imagine actually having to wait until a certain time to watch something you want to watch lmao the absolute state
>>98397090but why state the obvious?
>>98397043>THE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSFucking pathetic /pol/tard>>98397090That's the joke, you autistic cunt.
who here had a /healthybreakfast/ today?
Just gettin a little creative ladsYou know me haha
>>98397094she literally just got voted off as normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw4Yll3uYe8absolute state of this paki
more of a face man me personally 2bh. like a good pair of tits and all that but face > everything else
why do yank lefties love webcomics so much
>>98397108My do I need to internet to watch TV?In ten minutes I can sit in my living room and watch The Chase whilst shitposting on the laptop.Why is this peculiar to you, you fucking freak?
>>98397124had two buttered slices of toasted bread plus a soy yoghurt at 3 (woke up at 2:30)
New Bond film starring Idris Elba as James BondMonica B White as herself ( bond girl )
>>98396985CORRR PENG PENG PENG
what does well rounded British English with a yank accent sound like? Cringy?
will sky do anything if i don't send them their router back?
>>98396774i'm suing the ex she emotionally raped me
>>98397194Been on this
>>98397217they will put a bounty on your head
>>98397217they’ll send me round. you don’t want that.
>>98396956Why are northerners so based and normal compared to quasi-Londoner freaks?
>>98397230>fugger-express>Been on this>Beenonis>Benis:D
>>98397217bill you 150+ shekels
does anybody else find weird looking girls attractive?
nice shoulders lmao
>>98397287i, too am a virgin freak
>>98397287post pics of "weird looking girls"
qot a question for you lads, whats heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers ?
>stopped playing vidya>got nothing else to do>the idea of looking for jobs scares me
>>98397287how weird? two heads?
>>98397350When are you going to post more pictures? Chimp face
saw a fat-but-cute 30-something-year-old woman yesterday in walmart ladsshe didn't have a ring onimmediately thought of marrying her haha
>>98397335a kilogramme of steel 'cause steel's heavier
>>98397251viking BVLL admixture instead of paki admixture
>>98397335obviously steel you thick fuck
>>98397350make more blogsalso post the latest blog
>>98397350go home to pakistan for a bit (forever)
>>98397375yea ur right man steels heavier than feathers
i wonder what pokemon cards im going to get in this packet of pokemon cards maybe ill get hitmonlee or just maybe furret ex stay tuned
>>98397351she's fit as fuck mate
>>98397366When you show me some more respect>>98397398My blog is updated every day (apart from last night)https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
>>98397408looks like your average kike
Remember when a mate in high school asked that which is heavier question and we kept on saying to him for a joke "no the steels heavier" and he thought we were all thick as fuck but we were actually taking the piss out of him for being a virgin lol
I'm a Paki too.
>>98397350which one would you rather not have dropped on you?There's you're answer
>>98397335They're both the same weight
>>98397408even looking her sucks the soul out of meevil kike
>>98397420Bwahahahaha what makes you think I need to show you any respect you chimp faced paki rat
>>98397445I don't get it. steel's heavier than feathers
>>98397434She’s somehow not Jewish
>>98397464"no the steels heavier"
>>98397420do you think you're going to stay a virgin your whole life?
>>98397351cannot put his voice to that face loool
>>98397181>The Chasebet you watch love island and xfactor as well you fucking braindead monghow was work in the call center today, dummy? you finish watching every episode of friends on netflix yet?
>>98397485seems very 'y
>>98397434This is your average kike
>>98397473Make up your mindAm I a chimp or a rat?>>98397495No, my social skills are good enough right now that I could get a paki gf easily, shame not many are lesbians
>>98397420I mean the youtube vlog
>>98397586You're a combination of both you absolute abomination of a creatureYour mother is more of the chimp and your dad's a rapee paki rat
>>98397586Fucking state of you.
>>98397577she gets naked in some film and her tits are awful
>>98397586>that I could get a paki gf easily, shame not many are lesbiansHuh
gf keeps sending me lewd photographs
>>98397549What does this have to do with British culture?
>>98397633your girls a bit chubby dont you think
>>98397608burn it with fire
>>98397610ohMaybe tomorrow, it'll experiment with using video clips
>>98397509No, don't really care for reality TV shit. I like quiz shows, documentaries; BBC4 stuff, Attenborough, Simon Reeves, etc., sport and political programs.Not sure why this is a difficult concept for an irate paki to understand.
>>98397633that must be a bloke
there's something about Mia Khalifa that's very attractive.
imagine being a full time /brit/ poster lmao what fucking losers get a fucking life lmao
>>98397633she's a big'un
>>98397633buy her a treadmill for christmas
*nasally nerd voice*"No, don't really care for reality TV shit. I like quiz shows, documentaries; BBC4 stuff, Attenborough, Simon Reeves, etc., sport and political programs."
>>98397673It might not be a great gig but it's certainly a white job
>>98397671I bet she wouldn't kiss yamwah
pretty sure this moni faggot is an indian false flagging as a pakii'm a paki and i've never met anyone as ugly or degenerate as himprobs some sadcase indian poojeet
*deep masculine voice*"Did you see the new episode of love island?"
One direction were better than the beatles
>>98397736the furry map is not a general population map though
>>98397763would break this mongs jaw
>>98397736didn’t know germany was 10 times more populated than france
>tranny paki faggot nonceHmmm
>>98397817you mean paki bender sex offender
>>98397667>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work>open the door>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)>put up my feet on the IKEA table>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha
would like to start a family with moni after she’s finished her transition.
new stellaris dlc lads
>>98397844>SkypeWhat a fucking faggot. Look at him, look at him and laugh!
>>98397837yeah, it rhymes
currently watchingPaul Joseph WatsonThe Absolute State of Britbongland
>>98397843anorexic Hantuchová was peak Hantuchova
>>98397840>tee vees reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hershey's bar down the gullet.
>>98397852>New DLC comes out>Breaks all my mods>Have to wait a week to play it>It will be Christmas by then
Pukka gear simple as
tv lowers your iq
>>98397887she was literally stunningtoo pretty to be a human
abolish human rights
Just came back from a night out with the platonic friend (who likes me still but I have a gf and she has a bf) whom I accompanied to get a tattoo and then we went to an israeli restaurant and then to get some wine. It was an excellent middle-upper class night. Going to finish it with a coffee and a few electronic cigarettes while watching an episode of curb.
>>98397968so "gear" meant pies all this time
48 minutes till YouTube Rewind lads
>>98397958just play without mods
>>98397981He says whilst spamming gay nigger porn on 4chan.
!! ATTENTION !! !! ATTENTION !! !! ATTENTION !! MONI IS INDIAN, UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE!! ATTENTION !! !! ATTENTION !! !! ATTENTION !!
>>98398020I'm too used to them by now.
>>98398014oh cool, remember when anyone asked?
>>98397217send deano and a couple of heavies round your gaff
>>98398053game has changed a lot though so you're going to have to get used to the new game anyway
really quite fond of this picture
>>98398005Friend told me about her 50 years old foreign bf (she is 22) who is cheating on her with his 16 years old student btw. And some virgin freaks give me shit for dating 24 years old at 33.
>>98398045nah you guys can have him
meeting up with the exgf on monday in order to exchange all of our stuffi miss her, but mostly sexually if im being honest.is it unethical to fuck her again when we meet? she is still very, very into me but i think it might be morally wrong to lead her on like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFu2DfPDGeUpeak dubstep and one of the various peaks of british music in my humble opinion
>>98398076WHY DOES HE WALK TOWARDS THE CAMERA
>>98398111Yeah give it a couple of months before establishing that type of relationship. The sex will also be better because you will tend to idealise her in those two months
>>98398111her choicejust do it
>>98398151>post 2010 dubstep with skrillex tier dropsSTATEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcMAbnZy8l8
>>98397724>i'm a pakiOUT
Any Lumbago man in?
Can't stop looking at this WEBM.I am straight however.
im actually low key based
>>98398151one of the few FEW things i'd agree on with you
why can't i post on /adv/
seasideMark's livestreams genuinely have more mods than the entirety of 4chan & 4channel combined
>>98398247The dubstep 'genre' was killed by this masterful breakdown by the lonely island https://youtu.be/XCawU6BE8P8It doesn't work anymore when you can see the wires
>>98398286debatable. maybe those sue bubble pics will change my mind.
>bubble picsah yes, a sure sign of a virgin freak if i havent seen one
This guy is so goodGrime has been a revelation for me lads
>>98398377wtf how did you know?
>>98398247yeah, but what I posted was released in 2009anyways Skream's prime was with Magnetic Manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Id5jMKQh0
should i study math(s) today lads?
>>98398319maybe he's one of those guys who mods everyone he likes
>>98398447Yeah he is, bless him.
>>98398406based yankyou listened to slowthai yet? best in the scene desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uW5NuD8O6Q
>>98398005>middle-upper classwhat is your obsession with class alan, just because you can afford a 300 baht glass of wine doesn't make you upper class in bangkok by a long shot
Forgot again what I was going to post before entering this thread. The room entering syndrome is strong with me