>>111169264need her to blow my kneecaps out
>>111169276love eggs on bread
>>111169318take this into consideration: kill yourself you fat faggot and stop begging for attention here
>>111167933Yeah Grill’d’s good indeed, had a Caesar’s palace burger yesterday myself
>>111169264not a nonce but how has she gone so downhill since the harry potter films?
picked up something from the chemists
Breaking the fast
>>111169394https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1568267588883.jpgIt's called growing up, stop being such a nonce
>>111169411don't care chink
might wank to the mayli your whore next door scene where she gets creampied
>>111169398Nothing Australian’s hate more than cyclists, a well known fact
>>11116928935kg without the bar, what do you think i should up it to next week? 25, 30 or 35kg?
It doesn't matter since I don't live there, but it's finally happened. I'm against Brexit now. I always thought the UK shouldn't be a part of the EU, but basing it on xenophobia and lies is retarded. Brexit should've been done correctly. This is a political circus.The UK is fucked.
>>111169407they prescribed you anal lube buddy?
today's the day
>>111169407pretty sure this is what gives tim acne. clogging his pours with oil
any of you lads ever tried to suck your own dick? anyone succeeded?
>>111169485This is bait
>>111169440Should try to add 5kg every week, if not more if you feel good. That's what I'd do
>>111169485wouldnt say i sucked it but i touched it with my mouth
>>111169394Because of feminism. She looks plain intentionally but fixes up nicely. She was hot in the bling ring.
>>111169453I'd say you've got your own problems to worry about, was it like this before Trudeau?
>>111169485I used to be able to touch my dick tip with my tongue when I was more flexible. Lifting made me less flexible
>>111169510lmao can confirm. cucknadians literally come across the border weekly just to do grocery shopping
>>111169394she has not, she's gone uphill in fact
>>111169510If you undersyand Canadian politics, you know you have to vote the Liberals in even though they're reyarded because the other parties are even worse. I voted for Trudeau and I'd do it again. Fuck the conservatives.
What happened to Lana Rhoades? She used to be hot
do you ever regret what you are
>>111169566I'll take that as a "no" then
>I voted for Trudeau and I'd do it again. Fuck the conservatives.
>>111169570All I want is to be more confident but every time I try my brain freaks out and shuts me down
>>111169570>tfw you don't have a nice cute family like this
>>111169570Don't regret anything
>>111169568basically all sex workers end up with a dead in the eyes look, maybe she just hit hers a bit later
>>111169619Her eyes are still cute though, it's her best feature. Her body is all fucked up
good morning JF freaks
>>111169570So you guy’s still wanna be like me, you still want to have the same work ethic is I had. Well as you can see I’m 8 X Mr Olympia and I can’t walk. I endured an 11 hour major back surgery last Tuesday. Do I have any regrets?, if I had a chance to do it all over again would I change anything? Yes if I had a chance to do it all over again I would change one thing. That is when I squatted that 800lbs I would do 4 reps instead of 2, that is my only regret in my career. Those 2 reps I did still haunts me today because I know I had 4 in me but the coward in me only did 2. That is my only regret.
haven't coomed in 6 days ladsballs are fluffy and full of coom
tried no fap and unironically cant last 2 days
>>111169510Woah why the fuck are groceries so expensive there
>>111169642Coomed twice yesterday and still woke up this morning humping the mattress aching for a coom
>>111169662They foolishly signed a trade deal with the EU and Belgian protectionists shafted them
when your balls are full of sperm they become to full s
>>111169662aren't groceries super expensive on your little island too? canada doesn't make any sense though tbf
What a surprise. The toilsmen are up and the Irish are nowhere to be seen.
>>111169709Groceries are cheap here lad we have an abundance of foodRestaurants charge an arm and a leg though ahaha wahey
>>111169722im not even a toilman, just a NEET who likes to wake up early
>>111169706didn't coom for 8 days once and I wanked to some tranny porn and I literally came whipped cream
when your balls are full of sperm it starts being stored in your dick insteadso not cooming grows your dick to gargantuan proportions
Had a gay guy tell me that absolutely no woman gives better blowjobs than a dude because dudes have dicks and knows what feels good.
>>111169756did you give him a hiding for being a fag
>>111169709Ah yes, the little island that's roughly as big as the continental United States
I keep attempting nofap but almost every other morning I wake up with a stiffy and I just cant say no to the guy
me?they call me the big man
>>111169756>>111169767chuckled at this little exchange
>>111169756this is true thoughi'm not a bender btw
>>111169672theory: most male angst is caused from sexual frustrationcorollary: if men had a ready and willing supply of sexual gratification it would lead to indolence
>>111169568Aletta Ocean used to be hot now she is FUCKED
>>111169684Fake news https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/t1/tbl1/en/cv.action?pid=1810000201#timeframe
>>111169814lemma: men already have a willing supply of sexual gratification due to the ability to masturbate their cocks
Some people are born rich others are not, like me and we have to toil
simply cant justify doing nofap when the porn-pass system is looming need to spaff as much as possible before then
>>111169873Just save a bunch lad lol
>>111169872all swedes are rich fuck off
oo the fuck r u?
gaming should be regulated and banned for under 18s
>>111169835Malwarebytes having a meltdown at the sight of this link
told toilberg I shan't be in tomorrow as I shall be playing borderlands 3safe to say he wont be happy
In the past you were rewarded with girls as loot in wars just for following some guy into a fighttoday getting sex is sometimes even harder than participating in war. imagine that
>>111169934LOVE girls with tattoosLOVE the slag aesthetic
>>111169640Who was that black bodybuilder who said that
>>111169896disagree, not much of a gamer myself but it's not like my friends and I had anything better to do as teenagers
>>111169929at least get yourself fired over a good game
>>111169956mr nigger I think
really weird when a woman calls another woman mate
doctor emailed me my std results but shant be opening it in case it's a virus
>>111169961That’s not funny.Fuck you.
>>111169960>Borderlands >GoodEven the first one was sub par
I like brits more than americans
>>111169929The boys and I used to skip school the day a new Halo game came outVery thankful to mummy dearest for allowing this as it helped me cultivate great memories on what would have otherwise been unremarkable days
Considering joining the GNNA but not sure if you have to be an American citizen.
>9/11 wasn't an inside job
>>111170002fuck i mean GNAA
>>111170002What is that
I hate old rude women with dried up crusty vaginasthey serve no purpose other than being cunty
It's bizarre that yanks say poop instead of poop
>>111170015everyone here is woke on that fact though other than JIDF shills and 70 year old boomers who get their news exclusively from MSM
>>111170019gay notorious nonces association
>>111169995Do it again, bomber Harris
>>111170015kind of weird that such a notable event in history which steered the course of the 21st century thus far may never be fully explained in our lifetime
I'm a JIDF shill
This sweee gagging for attention just won't get it, fuck off boring cunt
>>111170038but it has been fully explained
>Being woke>Not being bespoke
>coworker doing a run to the bakehouse for smoko>ask him to get me a steak pie>brings me steak and kidneyHad to eat it with no complaints since I'm not an ungrateful dickhead but fuck did it ruin my day
>>111169510>21 dollars for a chickenfucking hell
Mental how being woke is usually just reading a bunch of information where people are believing the least likely explanation because it seems like some massive conspiracy innit
>>111170095didnt need greentexting
>>111170095what's your problem with kidneys you little fag?
thinking about buying a plane ticket to brisbane then defecating outside the airport before catching the next available flight back home
>>111170056ive been here for a long time just took a break is all
>>111169756was it me?
>>111170151holy fricken kek fellow gamer
WOW why is leaving the EU so bad???
this woman is 28 years old (possibly younger when the photo was taken)
stop posting slags without posting their names
>>111170174Bonnie is a Celtic goddess. Wouldn't mind having a huff of her farts.
>>111170216a fresh take on an ancient gimmick
>>111170170The EU's a bit suss in my books, but that might be my Australian Individualism talking
>>111170215sounds alri.. you can buy big fuck off expensive single apples here and they're sweet as fuck. Tastes a bit like the classic 'bubble gum' flavour. Big fan.
how in the fuck is brisbane pronounced "brizbin" when it's clearly spelled "briss bain"? is it an abo word or something
>>111169510Canada really is just the United States but without any of the redeeming factors like cheap food
imagine living in thailandcant fathom the thoughtunbearably GRIM
brisbane is a nice town but kinda boring
Does anyone know the name of that Aussie bloke who drive around int he outback in a Perentie explaining stuff like a nature documentary set in the 80s
taking the oul trousers off
what did he mean by this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg
>>111170255MY IRISH BROTHER
>>111170268where do you live?
imagine paying a fiver for celery
>>111170259cause it bloody is and pronouncing it briss bain would sound strained as fuck which is the antithesis of aussie english
brisbane is full of chinamen and maori plus it's humid and has smog. would not recommend
i liked thailand when i've been there but yeah, i can't imagine living there
>>111170299opposed to the white man lands of new zealand
>>111170275Russel Coight's All Aussie Adventures?
>>111170303Where abouts were u?
i now understand why canadians on here are such cunts all the time. they're fucking hungry
me? Played a lot of black ops 2 I did. Socialized about it with friends, made a circle of friends over it
BandAid for Canada when?
>>111170322this poster is 16 years old
Stupid fucking Brits.IRA
>>111170322This but MW2
>>111170310Nah it wasnt a comedy thing, he went around explaining actual stuff about the outback.Some bloke posted it here like 5-6 months ago but I never bookmarked it
>>111170322didn't really get into black ops 2my main gripe was that sniping was OP because of that autolock it had
>>111170315just a classic travelling tourbit in bangkok, and then tubing and then dossing around the coast and islands
>>111169453>The UK is fucked.
In this episode of 'Mysteries of the World,' we ask:Canada - What Gives?
>>111170308I wouldn't recommend living in Auckland either if that satisfies your leftypol sensibilities
>>111170366mental how it's one letter off cuckland lmao
For me, it's Railway Adventures Across AustraliaThe sheer level of comfiness exuberated by this show has never been surpassed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqRFl2Lgmf0
>>111170388Mental how yanks have cuckoldry on the mind 24/7Sad little creatures.
>>111170348ah nice, Bangkok is massive and it's pretty easy to miss the best parts.
>>111170402nowt wrong with a little bit of cuck porn. you seem insecure
auklands postal codes should be termed as wards and they should all be known colloquially as auckward 1, 2, 3 etc
have to be honest yesterday did convince me rorke is mentally deficientimagine thinking germany is conspiring to stop the UK importing chlorine chicken words fail me
>>111170332it was released in 2012 you zoomer
>>111170431what's wrong with chlorinated chicken? you know there's chlorine in your water right?
fuck europe and fuck europeans
look much younger than i amreckon it's because i've never had sexreckon i'll be immortal until i finally have sex when i'm like 300 years old and then will immediately turn to dust
>>111170418got to skip 4 though since the chinese don't like that number
Dreading having to move to auckland to get a decent salary once I graduate
reminder that the kiwi that posts in here is a dong zhuo wang liu
plopping a big one
>>111170446yes yes it's great bigly style bloody jerry won't give us a trade deal he fears the UK
>>111170457dont care actually
>>111170457dread you putting fingers to keyboard you self centred abo twat no ones arsed
>>111170479not an argumentthe chlorinated chicken meme appeals to brainlets like you because it sounds scary
>nowt wrong with a little bit of cuck porn. you seem insecure
I want to go to Liverpool so I can take shrooms in Strawberry Fields and melt into the field.
>>111170513in their defence you went a bit too far into banal with that last postgotta tread that fine line with blogposting
need a gf who is of australian ethnicity but studies in canada and frequently visits her rich friends in new york who go on weekend trips to paris and london spending millions on menial things
only 10 minutes of toil leftjust have to avoid toilberg on my way out so he doesn't ask me to toil late
>>111170549start toil in 10min. wish i were australian
What do you guys do for toil?
>>111170566so brave x
think if i hit 30 and i'm still a sad sack I'll just marry a south east asian. it'll be embarrassing to be seen around town with one but being unmarried at that age is worse
>>111170572Is he going to be reelected?
>>111170569Do you like Meniscus?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiW2-eYiNt4
>>111170570unironically just stay on bennieslast toil i toiled was amazon warehouse to buy my new computershan't be toiling any further, dont care
>>111170589Wouldn't underestimate him even considering50/50 imo
>>111170584no one in their 30s is married anymore lad
>>111170594How much is the benny over there?
grim i share a thread with people who (will) get married in the foreseeable future and (will) have childrenfucking grimmest of grimssort it out
>>111170570i play the cuckolded husband in pornographic movies
>>111170594That's genuinely quite fascinating to me
Just sent an email in regards to becoming a magistrate
reminder that the lionheart was a black male and being in the eu is very important
>>111170584You spend too much time caring what people think of you.
>>111170609From what little I gather it's more in his favour at the moment. Would be funny if he wins again though after all the drama.
>>111170648I'm going to shoot your border police.
>>111170570I get a welfare chequeque for watching television and playing videogames. I spend most of my welfare money on marijuana and semi-legal drugs and just get high as fuck and think the people on TV are reptilians that are speaking dark truths about the world to me.I used to have a job. This is much better than a job. More fulfilling. Less brain-numbing. I thank the government of my province because they don't really give a fuck what I do.
>>111170681did the IRA really do much wrong? they seem almost totally justified in their actions
>>111170657Appearances are everything. Eccentricity isn't appreciated in young people so I can't do what I want until I'm older
>>111170683How can you afford that on the dole?
>>111170683for how long you can be on welfare?
true happiness comes from within not from ones social status nor activities
>>111170693How expensive do you think drugs are? It's not that expensive.
>>111170712do you live with your parents?
>>111170689>did the IRA really do much wrong?Of course not. They're heroes.
>>111170703shut da fuck up
>>111170712Over here if you're on the unemplyoment benny you can barely afford bills, food and gas after you pay rent. Student welfare and other benefits are a bit better
>>111170703unhappiness comes from people being mean to you which generally comes from you being a weird cunt
>>111170681then take a load of pictures of a priest legging it down the road with blood on his head and screech about it being a massacre
need a devastating tsunami to wipe new zealand off the map
>>111170703get a load of this guy
We are already cut off from powerful EU drifting directionless towards sunlit uplands of national humiliation and irrelevance and becoming an easy prey of assorted despots and populists. This is how Global Britain looks in reality as opposed to Brexiters delusions.
>>111170758What are you talking about you orange retard?
>>111170725I live alone. Pay rent every month.>>111170700Forever>>111170737I have more than enough. I buy groceries, cook what I want, eat what I want, and I've become healthier because I'm not subsisting on microwave meals.When I was working there were people who told me about the programmes. The government here in Canada pays you free money for quite a lot of things actually. I won't tell you exactly why I'm on the dole, but my doctor got me it.
>>111170737The unemployment benefit is nearly a hundred dollars higher than the student one (and that's not including the bonus you get depending on how high your rent is) and you don't have to pay it back. Student welfare in new zealand is a fucking trap to get productive people in debt to the government
thinking about illegal migration to Britain. Any tips?I have bowler hat and i can into talking "oi!".
>>111170803do you have any mates
>>111170813Did they raise the dole? When I was on it, I got $240 a week in Tauranga with high rent. Student allowance is $330 and you don't have to pay it back
>>111170834A few. I've become a lot more antisocial since I stopped working. Never liked people anyway. Call me a sperg or whatever.
>>111170776not that unlikely, the whole country is sitting bang-on the ring of fire
having a tea
why do people act like japan is doing worse than the west?
>>111170913cause its a fucking asian police state with a 99% conviction rate
why are so many british people malformed?we seem to have a disproportionate amount of ugly/disabled/deformed people and there's a definite "british look" to british peoplethank fuck i have a lot of JF genes so i actually look human
>>111170948Pretty sure there's just as many uggos in America, they just don't put them on TV
>>111170785Remoaner is on a mad one tonight
>>111170913all rook same
>>111170913but surely that's just highlighting the issue that falling birth rates combined with no immigration is what's going to fuck them over
>>111170948Insular races suffer from inbreeding more that continentals.White people in North America come from Brits, but are on average more attractive cause everyone's not from the same small village.
>>111170967This Canadians strike is true
Any Tinder advice from the shaggers among us? Is it hopeless if you're not particularly hot?
>>111170947>UK calling anybody else a police statehar har
>>111170948It comes from people living in the same towns for hundreds of years with no one to fuck but their cousinsA side effect of never getting conquered is never getting new genes raped into your women
>>111170991Put some mustard on that. Yum!
>>111170913Japan is a sick country, on par with AmericaTheir sexual culture is fucking weird, they rape women on public transit and harass foreignersTheir work culture is abysmal, they literally kill themselves to get out of it And yet they STILL deny warcrimes that make any German "crime" look like child's play Fuck nips and the retarded proxy weeb in that image
>>111170963why would falling birth rates with no immigration fuck them over?
>>111170948inbreeding, poor weather, poor diet
>>111170987havent seen a police car for about 3 weeks mate
>tfw english, scottish, irish, german, spanish, dutch mutteuro-hybrids are the true master race
That weird in the Brain lefty yank is here again lads
>>111171009are you being faetious or do you really not know?
>>111170963They'll be fine, a slightly lower population would probably do wonders for their quality of life. Maybe they can even stop paying ridiculous sums of money to live in a shoebox in the big city.
>>111171021get out of my country
>>111171009because your issue is that you have a growing social state full of pensioners and not a large enough tax base (i.e. young workers) to support them themthis is problem everywhere but it's a larger problem where birth rates are critically low
>>111171009who's going to toil for schlomo if the birth rates go down? robots who don't spend their money on shoes or playstations?
>>111171021>scottish, irish, spanish
I hate micks, mick mutts are even worseLeave England, fuck off, go home
>>111171024>>111171034so shall they adopt the premium™ alternative, by adopting mass immigration to fund the capital of corporations and slowly let the country decline exactly like the west is doing?
>>111171061>I hate mickswh-wh-wh-why?:((
the most backward inbred cunts on planet earth coming here and trying to tell us about culture boggles the mind
>>111171072ah yes you either have mass immigration or no immigration.why do people like you have so little imagination and insist the world and every choice is some black and white binary
>>111171061As if you aren't a french kraut mutt yourself as an anglo lmao
>>111171095A dirty irish mickGo home, go home
>>111171072i guess that depends on how bothered you are by immigrationi like being prosperous, so i'm not
>>111171065if america wants to tear down monuments to supporters of slavery, they better blow up mount rushmore
>>111171112but i am home
>>111171098>ah yes you either have mass immigration or no immigration.are there any highly developed countries that take the middle ground?>>111171113paki
>>111171072They're already raising taxes a lot, VAT for example is going to be 10% starting October, almost double what it was a decade agoThey already have massive problems with pensions that's going to get worse for later generations Ask any actual Japanese person and not just a yank on /pol/ pretending to be Japanese without actual insights into Japanese economics and politics
anyone else can't stand porn boomersalways grim using /gif/ or /s/ because there are so many literal 50 year olds using it, can tell by the inane shite they type and constant dire fetish threads
>>111171161And to add on to this, they already ARE importing lots of foreign workers from SEA and easing migration laws
>>111171132canada(it has other problems though with letting foreigners buy real estate too easily)
*gives corbyn the keys to #10*
>>111171181>/s/So many boomers posting poorly lit 10mb pictures of their fat ugly old wives
might move to japan and have sex with japanese women
>>111171161they all say the same shit like>i think we should take some immigrants to help ease the economic burden for pensioners but they should be able to speak the language, blah blah whateverthey're so naive all the immigrants in japan are gonna be segregated and are gonna take all the shitty jobs>>111171186yes i heard about the several million foreign workersbut better to go through some economic trouble for a few years than to have paki rape gangs running about>>111171196canada is fucking less than 50% white at this point, what are you smoking nigel
>>111171181lol a very apt observation honestly
>>111171186It's weird because loads of Japanese live here. Willing to bet there are less Thais in Japan than there are Japs in Thailand.
>>111171210do whatever mate it's your life
>>111171221canada is 72.9% white but clearly there is no point talking to someone like you who absolutely refuses to engage with facts and rather talks with emotion and ridiculous exaggerations
need a poo
>>111171256might move to australia and have sexy time with you
>>111171181porn boomers ruin everything they touch desuguarantee the 24/7 "inspiration to suck cock" threads are made by sexually repressed semi-elderly boy scout leaders, the average age on 4chan porn boards is probably about 47
>>111171244do you do karaoke with them thailad?
>>111171275would prefer if you didn't
>>111171244I worked with a flip guy who lived in japan before coming to nz and he would seethe so hard at how badly he was treated over there.Like they go there expecting to be welcomed because muh AZN PRIDE but then get treated like subhumans. He lived there for two years and couldn't get a single date with a jap woman
>>111171266>canada is 72.9% whiteyeah america is as well have you learned nothing
>>111171280I can't sing
>>111171314>all those hispanics in canadaoh wait...
Am I Male Art Hoe? I like art and philosophy but I just enjoy it as entertainment since the world's going to hell in a hand basket. I'm not reall deep, or talented, or good at anything. I just think I have good taste.I guess that's what an Art Hoe is. A dumb slut who likes cool shit.