People born between 1995-2003 report in
>>111159980>Imagine not being born in the 2000s
I cant stop juuling bros i really need to quit
1999 ancient zoomer reporting in.funny because my first actual memory is watching the 9/11 attacks on tv with my parents, was 2 1/2 at the time.
1998 reporting in
>>111159980I watched their porno
>>111159980halloween day 2000 here
>1995cringe i don't feel any connection with people before 1997t. 1998
I genuinely despise millennials. Anyone else know that feel?t. 97 born
I was born on 9/11. I have a strong distaste for anybody not born from 1999-2003.
>>111160150I was born in 2001 but this is literally me
>>111160150woah literally me
>>111160415lmao that's fucking gross
>>111160540fuck off boomer
late '98 gang
>>111159980I was born in 1995 but I don’t think I have a lot in common with kids born after 2000
>he doesnt know the feel of being outside on a warm 1999 summer>phones weren’t invented >your dad had a ponytail and were tech savvy, so he installed a windows 98
>>111160606Whenever I meet somebody born in 95 or so, I realise they're adults now and act like it and I feel like a little kid still. going into uni made me feel like going into grade 9 again, it was crazy
>>111160714>they're adults nowHahaha no we aren’t
May 2001 lads
>>111160737bro you're 23/24. my sister was born in 95 and in the past year or so I've noticed a huge jump in maturity in her peers, friends of hers who I last met a year or two ago acting like teenagers are growing up. one of them even has a kid on the way and is about to buy a house. you're in it now, my friend.
>>111160803same lol. some of my 95' sister's friends already have children and moved into a house with their bf i think it's early but clearly adulthood has started
>>111160803Your anecdotes are outliers. The average first time home buyer today is around 28
>>111160803it’s a facade. We’re more jaded but just as clueless I promise you, you’ll see
>>111160918I think that 18 being the border of adulthood is retarded, like I said we're like little kids still but they're definitely in adulthood, no denying it.>>111160931that wasn't my whole point, ONE of them has a house and a kid. but the rest of them have matured so much in such a short amount of time, their whole demeanors have changed from that of kids to adults so fast.>>111160964nah man something about them is different, it's no facade
>>111160754oh yah and thanks bro
>>111161193Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him.
98' here. PS2 was my first console
>>111160803I've noticed this as well. At least 1997-2000 borns are still manchildren for the most part
>>111160025Same here potatobro
>>111161193lmao wtf>>111161261I would just call 1999/2000 children and nothing else. they aren't men at all yet.
>>1111599802000PS1 and PS2 were my childhood
My friend has a little brother born in 2000 (we're both 1994 boomers), and he sometimes uses tw*tch emotes in his speech, is he exceptionally retarded or is this common among zoomies?
>>111161169i felt like maturing a lot when i turned 18. it must have come with all the things i could do legally.i turn 21 later this month, and i think i'm very close to being fully adult
How do we control the zoomer race before they dab and floss on the entire planet?
>>111161378I think it's just that everybody goes at different speeds. hell some people never grow up, some are forced to when theyre 14 or so. maturity is a lot more complex than we make it out to be, we just set ages because its easy
>>111161350There's different kinds of Zoomers. For example, we call people like your friend's brother "cringe-kids."
tfw started this website when i was a 17 years old zoomer back in 2012 and now i'm an old guy suddenly. I haven't changed much since then really
>>111161378same but i fucked around for 2 years and people our age are going to be graduating with full degrees in a couple of months
>>111159980what the fuck 1995-2003? A kid born in 2004 would be 15 now. What the hell do you consider them?
>>111162041Depends what kind of person they are. People born in 2004 are still children though, so their opinions mean pretty much jackshit. The OP is still retarded though since it makes excuses for zoomers like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.
1996 reporting in
>>111160931>28Can I move to America pls?
>>111161324They're 19/20, not exactly children. Not as old as me tho (22)>>111161350Nibba, you're only 3 years older than me. You're hardly a boomer
>>111162289not exactly children but not exactly grown up either. they got that retarded middle stage going on
>>111161193take him down janny
>>111162370mission successful. child eliminated, and it seems as though he did it pro bono as well.
>>111162382nibba in shitain you could b a gramp already
Zoomer black girls be likehttps://youtu.be/HI-prSaxsV8
>>111162437>tfw when you share a house with three italian dudes who smoke weedI really need to find a new place :(
>>111162512tfw you are lonelygrass is green
>>111162191>People born in 2004 are still children thoughThey're also still zoomers
>tfw 1990I want of mr Bones wild ride
>>111162737don't worry, next year you can graduate to boomerhood.
>>111159980Got a new rifle to hunt with, but I have a feeling it will be much more of a terror to things like paper and wood. Always wondered what a tin can would look like after taking some .308/7.62 NATO.
i said i was born in 2005,wich is not true,i born in 1999
May 1994 :)
I wonder what previous generation boomers will hate the most when they begin to turn 30.
>>111164815I meant zoomers.
March 1997 Gang Rise Up!
>>111159980no, real zoomers start at 2000also, polacks are retarded and subhuman
>>111164999before 98=millenialafter 98=zoomerthere are no inbetweens (except for 98) and anybody that pushes it is coping
>>11116516890s faggots are just trying to seem young when they're old geezers.
September 11th, 2000
>>11116015096, this is literally the only version of this template I've ever vaguely related to.The pokemon emerald shirt is going most of the work though.
>>111160084How do you remember 9/11? I was born in 1997 and I literally have no memory of it at all.
>>111165168>Zoomers are 1995-2009>Millennials are 1980-1994Your fantasy numbers can't change reality
>>111165451why do polacks have to act like complete retarded subhumans even on the issue of generations?
>>111160150My first pokemon game was diamond in the 4th grade, but I vaguely remember the original pokemon craze and I used to obsess over the anime. Some vietnamese girl gave me my first pokemon cards. Good times
>>111165451Yeah, that's not true at all.Justin Bieber was born in 1994, and he's a zoomer.Miley Cyrus was born in 1992, and she's a zoomer.Stop apologizing for zoomers because they happen to be your age. Zoomers are zoomers.
40s/50s - boomers60s/70s - Xers80s/90s - millennials2000s - zoomers
>>11116516895*If you cant remember y2k youre a zoomie
>>111165561nice try zoomie
>>111165567>>111165588t. two old fags trying to seem youngfuck off boomers
>>111165580That's not enough to make you a zoomer. Sure, remembering certain events is inevitably gonna have an effect on who you are as a person, zoomers are more complicated than just "remembering this event".Justin Bieber was born in 1994 and probably remembers Y2K, but he's king of the zoomers.
Generations are made up bullshit
>>111159980You can't post on this site if you were born in 2002 or 2003
>>111162737Just turned 29. Honestly I finally feel like I’m finally getting my shit together. I have a house a car and a job I don’t hate finally. Hopefully my 30s will be like my 20s with money.
>>111159980who is that?
>>111165672you're a millennial. 30s are the news 20s for your generation
what the FUCK i'm older than almost all of you
>>111164926No, real zoomers start in 96 or 97 boyo
>>111165883>Justin Bieber>Miley Cyrus>Taylor SwiftZoomers have always existed.
>>111165932shut the fuck up you dumb unfunny faggot
I was born in '95 and I don't remember 9/11 at all.
>>111165943What gave you the impression I was trying to be funny? I'm just saying that there have always been idiots. There's just more of them now.
>>111165580>>111165588Can't you millennial fags fuck off and go somewhere else
i hate millennials so much. they are the most pathetic generation ever. they legitimately think they're still young.there's a blue-haired 30 year old who lives across the street from me. he still lives with his parents and im a zoomer who already lives independently lmao
>>111161672Exactly the same for me except I was born in 1999 so I'm not as old. I'm 20 and not far from 21, and I feel like I haven't changed much since I started browsing at 16-17 despite it being a pivotal time in one's life.
I share my birth year with Sanic
Zoomers are based.
>>111161384We unleash the Gen ALPHA, so they can do whatever we come up against these disgusting zoomers.
>>111165533>bieber, cyrusindustry plants backed by Disney - their target audience weren't people the same age as them, but rather prepubscent children 10 years+ younger than them. There isn't a single person from 92 or 94 that in away way idolised those two, because by the time they got famous, everyone was in their edgy moody teen phase
>>111166955Dozens of stars in each decade do not market to their generation. See:Taylor swift
>>111166993The point is that everything about them is fake and manufactured. They weren't everyday people that made music that reflected the zeitgeist/character of their generation. That's not an opinion, it's a documented fact.So calling them zoomers and using that as evidence that people with the same birthyear are zoomers too is plain false. Bieber and that lot are all proto-zoomers: they were created specifically to influence and mold the coming generation that would go on to be the zoomers
Jan 2000 here. I'm a fucking kissless, handholdless virgin at almost 20, fuck me.
>>111165672it took you until the age of 29 to get a car, job and home?fucking loser. this is why everyone hates millennials
>>111159980how do we solve the zoomer question? should we gas them or what?
>>111167257Many zoomers themselves grew up with Bieber and Cyrus.Also them being fake doesn't mean that their impact on pop culture is illegitimate
>>111159980Damn. This before and after trans pic is unbelievable.
>>111167328>grew up with Bieber and Cyrus.Perhaps you mean to say they raised them/influenced or conditioned them. You don't "grow up with" the way you're implying with someone twice your age. With your line of reasoning, I guess The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin are zoomers too now, since my kiddie ass saw them on TV and as i 'grew up' with them they too were losing their hair and getting older.
>>111167409If the oldest zoomers are 24yo then they did grow up with Bieber and Cyrus
Hate you allt. 1990
>>111167494it's time to stop posting on an immature website like 4chan you creepy old boomer
>>111167438They absolutely did not. Bieber released his first album in 2010. A 24 year old today would have been 15 then, 3 years from adulthood. Clearly they were not the target audience. (actual children) If you were a highschool actually seeking and listening to Bieber's tweenybop shit, you'd be in the same weird category as someone into my little pony. You'd get beaten up - Not tweeted at mind you. That in itself might be an impossible concept for zoomers like yourself to understand.
>>1111599801998Also source here https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aefcfdb00492
1997 Elder God Zoomer here
>>111167604Based Israel. In exchange for this I support your country annexing all the territories.
>>111160150this, but for me it was leaf green and soul calibur 2
>>111167603You are making teens seem more mature than they actually are.
>>111167696They're not mature in the sense that they actually know what they're doing. But a common thing for teenagers and kids in general is wanting to be an adult or wanting to be considered more mature than they actually are. That's like the entire premise of being a stereotypical moody teenager.Do you think they were blasting the jonas brothers and bieber at those high school parties? Nope. They were fucking and doing drugs and all that. Come on now, use your head.
>>111167852Obviously not every zoomer listened to the exact same music and music like Bieber didn't even dominate the charts back then. Rap was dominant 10 years ago just as it is now.
lol at 95 being zoomer. this thread is full of old faggots trying to be young
>>111167891It's not a matter of taste or preference, it's a matter of a completely different demographic. How do you not understand this? Bieber and the like were flat out kids music. The equivalent of riding a tricycle. Nobody who is 24 now was riding a tricycle at the age of 15. It's not a matter of choice or popularity - it simply wasn't even in the running for anyone in that age group.
>>111168106And do you not understand that not every artist appeals to the same demographic? In 2012, Carly Rae jepsen, Lana del rey, and Kendrick Lamar all coexisted.Some people lose their virginity at 12 and some at 24. Some become druggies at 16. Some never touch anything worse than caffeine.
>>111159980November 2000>>11116015098 fags can fuck off, posting that cringe bulshit all the time
>>111168227Completely irrelevant. Zoomers didn't exist in 2010. Nobody used the term because the culture hadn't made itself apparent yet. Because the actual zoomers you see running around today were kids at the time. Your little thing with Bieber and such would only water if they were normal people who suddenly got a big break while making music appealing to people their same age group. Then that case would be the voice of a generation making itself heard. But that's not what happened at all. Rather it's the complete opposite. The same way disney movies have 30 and 35 year olds playing high schoolers, you had those idols making music for 5 year old little girls who didn't have a choice in any of it. There's no such thing as a 25 year old zoomer. They can remember 9/11, zoomers can't. It's just that simple.
>>111168469The term didn't exist but the post millennial generation was already conceived. Also "the voice of the generation" crap is dumb. No one identifies with a "voice" just because they're the same age.
If you liked pewdiepie at one point you are a zoomer. If you never liked him then you are a millennial or older.
>>111168557what if I didn't like him because I was a contrarian faggot , and this lead to me posting on 4chan
>>1111599801995 reporting inI'm ancient
Before you fags where born society was awesome. Tits on t.v you could smoke anywhere including Burger king ball pits. You could tell commies and whores to fuck off and it wasn't hate speech.
>>111168815Eyyy man same
>1997Youngsters need to watch yourselves before the forerunners of the Zoomer race beat your ass
so you’re all kids?
>>111169238They are all 18+ now bro...
>>111168787how old are you
>>11116931318, almost 19, just never really had in interest in him and most things people my age did, I did my own thing
>>111169421>I'm not like other zoomers
>>111161169Genuine question: As an 18 year old, do you still wish you could go to your mom and dad so they can fix your problems like when talking to your profs for you?
>>111165451How can I (20 years old) who grew up without internet or video games be anything like my niece who was born in 2008 and learn how to use a smartphone when she was 2?
>>11115998095ers are not Zoomers you dumb wigger. Gen Z starts at 97-98
Everyone used to say Nickelodeon, CN, and Disney "died" in 2004, since they cancelled the 90s shows then.But nowadays, you've got Zoomers fondly remembering post-2004 shows like Total Drama Island, Chowder, Flapjack, Hannah Montana, iCarly, Big Time Rush, and Victorious. Which I guess shows this is all a cycle.
>>111170221I watched Montana, even then i considered Hannah like whore.
> gen z gen b gen shitfuck you and your gay shit youre 13 and want play some nes games? good go aheadyou're in 30s and want to dye your hair in blue - fine, fucking go aheadjust have fucking sex, really
>didn't live during the 20th and 21th century>didn't live during the 90s, 00s and 10s >20 years old99lets in a nutshell
>>111161350oh no, that is exceptionally retardedi'd maybe understand if he was 4 years younger
>>111159980july 99>>111170985painfully accurate
born in 2000i can't believe there are people born before 1995 who browse this website
95 here, anyone born after 2000 is weird, internet’s truly done a number on them
>>111171136I found /sp/ on my dad's phonehe's 50, kek
>>111171146don't you have your own family to look after?
>>111171160is your dad a tsu poster?
>>111171223yes he is, I'm a messi fan tho
1995 here The fuhrer zoomer year
we will live to see man-made horrors beyond our comprehension. Hope I can count on you guys
>>1111599801997 is the most based year, you can't deny that
>>111170221>Total Drama IslandIt was shit and my retarded brother is watching it all day long
>>1111599801999 but can't remember anything I was into besides pokemon until like 2010I'm literally a 2010s kid
I want to kill everyone in this thread
>>111171719KILL ME GYPSY KILL ME PLS
2000 here. Also question: is it considered weird to be friends with someone born in 2003? Online I mean
>>111171753Ok Ivan let me grab my yatagan
>>111171774It's fine they're just 16 it's legal you know
>>111161350in public yesin private no
>>1111609181996, so I shapeshift between Boomer and Zoomer depending on the mood
>>111159980September 11 2001
In elementary we called retards >speds which is a natalie portman of "special education".I always thought of this with naruto runners, sanic, and now zoomers.
>>111160025>>111160127>>111161277>>111171503Brethren24th may 2000
>>111173473Does everyone hum Taps before you blow out the candles?
>>111160931>28Add 20 here
95 kiddo hereI thought I'm millennial category
>>111159980What's the name of that broad?
>I was born in two thou-
halloween 1997 is herealso, people, who has been born before 2000 is zoomer? Man, this shit sucks.....
>>111159980October 1998 reporting for duty
>>111160150>tfw pokemon emerald is my favourite game and i have the box in good condition displayed on my bookshelf
>>111175875>Not leaf green or fire red
>>111173048You mean millennial?
>>1111599801995 hereit's hard to be in the spot between zommer and millennials>>111160606This, when I was in high school I felt like if I was born a few years later I'd had more in common with the kids at my age..We are pioneers
>>111171774If it's a girl, noIt's it's a boy, yes
>>111176716Shows on TV and stuff came here a few years late anyway until not long ago.>>111176855Why
>>111159980Zoomers start from 2000, at least in third world countries.
Who here still receives kisses and hugs by their moms? My mom still treats me like I’m a kid lel
>>111159980I was born in 1997 but I don't identify with soy drinking fortnite playing flossers
There is literally no difference between a Millennial and a Zoomer. You are so alike you can’t even have a micro generation.
>>11117865692 here. Does anyone else feel that they get on with the older generations than theirs or younger?
anyone older than me is a failsonanyone younger than me is a faggotsimple as
>>111160150Do Zoomers really try to say anything about the 90s? lmao
I'm not hiring any of you.
1992 hereyou're all spineless girly-wristed faggots lmao, zoomers deserve to be beaten and bullied to deathHeil Hitler
>>111178656Millennial Americans weren't raised with heavy "anti-bullying" indoctrination in school.
>>111179728Yes they were lol
12th of September reporting in
>>111159980october 2000 gamer time
>>111178656Not really. Millennials were the last generation to not have childhoods completely corrupted by the machines. There is some innocence to our childhoods. We remember when people didn't have cellphones and we largely grew up on toys instead of phones. We had dial up internet. A definite line has been crossed. It sounds snowflakey but our childhoods were far more different to zoomer childhoods than zoomer childhoods will be to whoever comes after zoomers. It's a pre-post Youtube thing. The oldest zoomers, like the '95 to '97 born cohort are kind of in a grey area though.
>>1111599808 years is not a generation
>>111179762Oh, yeah... I must've forgotten about that thing that didn't happen when I was in school. What the fuck do you even know about a single state's educational system?It was still acceptable to beat up fags when I was in high school. Bullying hadn't yet become this all-encompassing term that got hijacked to mean any conflict between kids that left of center suburban wine moms don't like. The big push for this shit didn't happen until after a bunch of high profile suicides in the early 2010s, at which point I'd been out of high school for nearly a decade.
>>111160606I'm 95 and I think I have more in common with some zoomers than the earlier generations. Mostly because internet culture is more accessible and actually popular among their generation. There are more kids who can relate to shitty memes, absurdist content, mu-tier music, etc.
>>111179762Meh. My buddy who is a teacher said all his zoomer students don't say things like "that's gay" but that kind of language was common place for us in middle school.Zoomers are definitely more politically correct and socially conscious across the board I think.
>>11115998018+ is not zoomer
>>111180027The US passed anti-bullying legislations in the 90s. The Matthew Sheppard case was huge man what the fuck are you talking about.
>>111179998Think he means it like any Zoomer who was born after 2003 is probably not on /int/. I would put the cap on zoomerhood probably 1995-2010 birth or so. The oldest children of millennials were born around 2011,2012.
>>111180155Lol yes it is. Zoomers are Gen Z. The oldest Zoomers are in their early 20s and entering the workforce.
>>111180155what? I'm from 2000 and am 19 years oldhow am I not a zoomer?
>>111180367stop pretending to be kid retardyou are man now
I don't really consider people born before 2002 Gen Z. Defining features of Gen Z are growing on their phones. If you remember the 2008 recession, 9/11, or times when you had to call your friends on landline you're still a millennial
>>111160005>>111160025>>111160186>>111160193>>111160666>>111160744>>111165276>>111167262>>111168815>>111171774this thread made me realize that i'm here with a bunch of kids. i need to quit and find myself a job and a wife.also kys you fucking spermatozoons :DDDDDD
>>111180426shut the fuck up retarded boomer
Reporting in my fellow friends how's it going? Also in your cunt are the zoomers not learning english, I am bilingual but in the french only areas it is the boomers that speak englis better then the zoomers.
>>111180552Only zoomers from the middle class/upper middle class learn english here. The rest are a bunch of favelados.
>>111180479People born in 2001 don't remember 9/11 or the recession and likely had a cellphone by junior high. I'd put millennial birth years between 1982ish-and 2000. 50's and 60's kids - young and old Baby Boomers70's and 80's kids - young and old Gen X 90's and 00's kids - young and old Millennial10's and 20's kids - young and old Zoomer
>>111180748Should be the other way to correspond with the decades "old and young"
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