The Quintessential Morning Edition
>why don't yuros make a thread>yeah man make a morning thread
*farts in your thread then leaves*
I am awake
>>109852827>yeah man make a morning threadwhy did you make it at 6 am then lel
>>109855232I made it at 1pm here. I don't really have the mental capacity to translate time zones. I thought it might be around 8am there
Also there's like 10 of us yuros and nobody posted anything. I feel left alone and will no longer make new threads until further notice
>>109855353now you know what it feels like to be a Vuhjinyan, George
>>109855353>I feel left alone and will no longer make new threads until further noticeoh
I bondburgered your sister last night
just woke up>10more like 4 in total
Turkbud is a yuro
he does not post anymore
Finn, karvina, nymburk, var, harold, turk and me>>109856133He has a potential to post, that's what counts
>>109857367texway and melilla could post but they don't
texway does not even lurk anymore
>>109857518neither does melilla
he did not say anything?
>>109855353I don't wake up until 3 pm
for me, it's Pachelbel's Canon in D Major>>109858100what are you talking about
i mean did he say that he will stop posting, or just faded away
>>109858400he got permabanned for posting a camgirl that looked underage and he basically gave up on posting here
ah yeah, mixed him up with var
*tips his hat*
>>109860411I knew a kid called jail when I was little
How can one man be this based?
>>109860845picture for antshttp://www.thelongridersguild.com/stories/06%20Gallipoli%20Memorial.jpg
>Ban liftedOh cool>>109860845This gave me nice feels
buy glasses retard
>>109860928you were banned?
>>109860963> 500x383ls not acceptable in any way
>>109861029They thought I was posting from a proxy/VPN and banned me for 65 daysRejected my appeal too but I guess they changed their minds
>65 days without albert
oops, looks like I left my Finnish proxy on my last couple of posts. sorry about that, lads, haha.
I left you cryptic messaging on pixelcanvas since that was the only way I could still contact y'all
>>109861165wait, are you saying that the Finnish flag which frequently posts in the /dixie/ general is actually an American poster using an anonymous proxy???
>>109861260I sure am, my friend :) I often use it to post anti-Putin articles and vitriol towards the Russian Federation on /int/ - International! LOL
>>109855097my folks used to feed the neighborhood racoons because they thought they were cute
>>109861421they are though
>>109861493You lost the coordinates?https://pixelcanvas.io/@4406,-5381
>>109861547computer updated out of the blue
>We've heard word around town that you don't feed members of our species. What the heck, dude?
>>109861639I haven't had an update in like two years
>>109861783a superior version of windows no doubt
>>109861981It seems like itWhich is actually really sad considering how crap vista is
>Windows Vista updates >in 2017
>>109862065Idk google it
>>109862578The use of "have"in that meme has always bothered meIt should be "had"
>>109863359you could edit it
>>109862173you know about of blood and saltapparently they lost all tracks but one
>>109863566no, what's that
>>109863546does this image imbly that theres something wrong with Half-swording
>>109863604devin townsend and gojira made album togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWDdDm-Vu8Y&disable_polymer=1
>>109863525Nahhhh>>109863611Do you watch those nerds on the swordtube
>>109863646sometimes i get into that tismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeVcey0Ng-w
>>109863676I used to watch Skall all the time but he kinda annoys me these daysLindy and Shad are good tho
>>109863642>not mentioning the member of Meshuggahshiggy diggyhow did they manage to lose an entire album
>>109863772no, idea, did not look into it more
you didnt miss me
>>109863896I mentioned "where is the Czech" a few days ago and then the other Czech was like "I dunno">>109863805the absolute state of millennial metal
it could have been construed as a question
you wouldnt be askin that in my skin
Czechoslovakia was the most pointless breakup of a country in history
yeah sure whatever say whatever you want about this shithole i dont care
ive got something you might care*unzips benis*
get me a finnish gf
>>109866112I heard your people only socialize when drunk, is it true
>>109866177then i am finnish in spirit
i wanted to go to japan but ill go to finland instead
i bet the finn has long hair and wears black tshirts
The south is full of uneducated fat people. You guys are dragging the country down.
>>109866429no its like 2 cm me thinks
pretty sure he wears black
dont go to japan alone, you cant endure the culture shock and the language barrier >>109866501i wear only black, and dye non-blacks to black
i cannot bring anyone to japan because I dont have anyone in my life
how is /dixie/ preparing for the upcoming recession?
always wanted to go to a karaoke bar
>>109866576if you have a cool accent and like fornication you'll do well here
>>109850941>he makes threads for amerifatswe are on int, everyone sees US as enemy
>>109866648buying shitcoins ofc
>>109866524thats so dull. wearing one color always? its ok to wear green or blue or red.
>>109866963not gay thx
why don't you wear purple, the colour of the Emperor?
>>109866963>greenhippy>blueyou can be seen in the dark>redfits well if you want to camouflage yourself in a pile of dead bodies
>>109866977you think Jesus and all the good men of the bible only wore black? its not gay to wear blue jeans and a gray shirt.
>>109867056jesus would have worn black only if they had dyes
>>109867034>knowing purple is the color of royalty. nerd
oh wow look at mr cowboy over here wearing jeans
>>109867090>only if they had dyesif? they had dyes way into the BC times
I aim to replace all my jeans with khakis and cords by 2025
>>109867161yes but they were expensive, jesus was poor carpenter
khakis? wow look at mr richie rich over herei only wear burlap sacks with two holes cut out for my feet
chinos and jeans is all i need
hey you fuckers, I wanna eat some good authentic american south beef jerkyi'll exchange it for anything you want from this country
>>109867304cute rabbit>>109867196he was practical. he wouldnt have wasted his time on that. he was busy doing important things not fixing his cloths.
Everything I wear has a colour that can be found by randomly clicking the paint dropper tool on stock images of trees
>>109867451you will recieve your jerky if you give us Krteček
>>109867767grdgůf dord :DDDD mňam dokundy
>tfw autistic thread mexican and macon are dead>tfw gingerpedo is still alive
>>109867767so that's what moles look like on the inside
>>109867897that's the mole hive you dingus
>>109867864Do not mention his name
ahh fuck I just remembered that Enya exists
>>109867987o my bad
>>109867304you could make nice gloves from those ears
that mole cartoon was pretty based
>>109868335his name is Krteček
think my parent have been to czechthey bought one mole from a shop dedicated to him
>have been to czechthat's like saying 'my parents have been to American'based tho
no idea how to write it, and cant be arsed to look up
>>109870285of what? my clothing?bathory, death, boris, alcest, etc mostly band teesand camo pants dyed black
>>109870427Pretty sad might I say
>>109870427Your best shirt, if you dont mind.
why are germans so awful?
>>109870489what do you mean best?my favorite? i like bathory goat its pretty iconichttps://cdn.cdon.com/media-dynamic/images/product/documentproduct/documentproduct/image18/bathory_goat_t-shirt-41773583-39854951-org.jpgdesing wise i like symbolichttps://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61MZVioupmL._UL1200_.jpghttps://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0044/0631/3031/products/mockup-aaa3bb4c_1024x1024.png?v=1550573009https://www.musicmegastore.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Alcest-KodamaShirt.jpg
>>109870427what if it's very hot and sunny outside? you would cook yourself in that garb
>>109870682finland wont get that hot
>>109870717with the way things are going, Helsinki may get pretty hot in the future
>>109870644He didnt prepare enough the trip.
>>109870717Climate change is real
maybe I am going to japan after all
you don't want to meet me finni'm painfully boring and awkward
>>109871488I wanna get my ears cleaned by a jap with big titsand then I want her to sit on my faceand I wanna eat sushi too I guess
>>109871604trust me if you're anything like me, dont go alone, go with someone who atleast knows little bit of japanese
>>109871650I taught myself a bit of jap during my weeb phaseit's very rusty but I have the basics down, would need to refresh it though
>>109871760Go for the oppai!
>>109871760do you have the shekels?its gonna cost around 3k for three weeks, which the least time you spend
>>109871960damn, that's like 4 paychecksfuck
>>109872017flights are 600 if you go off seasons, 1k in seasonif you eat outside only once a day you're fine with 1k to food and other feesairbnb and hotels are costly, especially in the capital regionget a card for the metros
>>109858487but im still posting
>>109872192had not seen your posts in a while, maybe due being a wagey
>>109850941How's it going? I'm listening to the new Clairo album. I don't really care for her but it's kinda alright
>>109872172I'm gonna do it next yearnow i'm just grinding money and exp
>>109872017U can do it.
went to japan twice with neetbucks
god I wish I had neetbuckswagecucking is torture
>>109872534Post pics. No punishment from neet bux rules?
>>109872642Enjoy your job
>>109871475Are you me, plus awkwardness added on top?
>>109872534What the fuck why does everybody live so well off with neetbucks? I don't think it even exists here or if it exists it's most likely shit
>>109873140Does your country even have money?
>>109872807https://files.catbox.moe/j3j6gm.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/3bvyll.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/9rzp8c.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ipyd0r.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/6ouffm.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/j0qz8t.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/hdycby.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/3wo2v0.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/6q7t1l.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/9sem50.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/fvryw9.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/1k4nlg.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ily1cj.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/e00n0b.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/jru5ua.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/6ak2cv.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/25os4y.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/jtlipt.jpgno, not really
ew a g*rmoid
>>109873389That India flag.
I love Croatia, it's my favorite summer vacation place
>>109873801there's quite many india restaurants in japan
>>109873389The mirror in staits to avoided being sexually attacked?
I yearn for the day german federation disassembles
>>109870644>the remains of what was likely the childrenwell what the hell else would they be?
>>109873998Might be a small monky
>>109874165where did you get this photo of me, sir?
>>109874218I think you asked the same question a month ago when I posted this picture last timeI guess it really is you
What would happen if I posted this on /his/
>>109874854I am germanic too.
>>109875023Pls find the man who lives in Melila and tell him I miss him
>>109875097you couldn't pay me to visit melilla
>>109875124What's wrong with that place
>>109874854>Literally mentions in the same sentence Celts and Latins>THE FRENCH ARE GERMANICYeah nah we're mutts but who isn't in Western Europe
>>109875157Partially GermanicI assume it mainly depends on region
>>109875149It's more dangerous than the rest of the country
>>109875243I thought the spenish were a fearless fighting race
>>109874854do you seriously believe we are germans
>>109875325couldn't be me lol
>>109875335You are not from Germany so no
Benis penis peñísNiggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer ))
>>109861080>but I guess they changed their mindsyour IP changed
>>109875756Your dick changed size when it was cut when you were born lmao
>>109875756Works for me
>>109875821Haha ! Thanks))I like the spirit of this general
>>109875729Philly got shot'd
>>109875973glow in the dark
>>109876014What makes you think that
>>109875973>4 copsmass shooting has to have at least 10 injuries or deaths
Distraction for g***le swatting the guy testifying against them. Saying he was suicidal and a threat to get his laptop day before he testifys.
>>109875227Ye that sounds right enough
>>109876619Can you add "the french are germanic" into that drawing you did of me
>>109867810best post itt
>here's your car bro
>>109878878That is a van
>>109879458Looks like a delica with gigantism and diabeetus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDHDvINMjfYFat Slavic man destroys Sanderson with FAX and LOGITECH
i actually like orthodogs
>>109880506>death penalty for sodomy baaadd!!!
i dont hes against praying daily, but against repeating the same verses someone else told you to all over
>/his/ has gone full circle with its contrarianism and is now ironically claiming that the HRE was the Roman Empireok time to stop lurking there
>>1098813364chan boards, like civilizations, and the world itselfmoves in cycles, infinitely repeating the opposites
>>109881410i bet there's a federal building parking permit in the glove compartment of that absolutely glowing vehicle
i am the roman empire
Dad found the foot sock
dad found the cock
Father Paddy O'Rourke made me touch his cock
Father Paddy O'Rourke made me touch his potatoesBut there were no potatoes
dad didnt find the potatoes
dad pissed in the potato drawer
Potato found the dad drawer
mommy found the extra flags script
mom refuses to use tripflags because she knows it triggers the finn
Congay found the Finn in the potato drawerBut there were no potatoes
>stop using tripflags
>>109881515no youre just a nigcel
>>109881980>pic rel, you speeding to conclusions
What city of the United States does this girl live?> city where autumn does not happen> city without winter> city where you will never need clothes for autumn and winter> city with only warm and hot weather all year round> city where you only need to wear T-shirt and shorts all year.> Place where you can go to the beach any day of the year> city where the snow never falls
>>109881882and there was no finnbut who was drawer??>>109881934>stop posting jaypegs
>>109850941Hot as fuck in Texas! Near 97 freedom degrees and 110 with the heat index
>>109882080using gif arent you ashamed
>>109882125i would be, if i made this image
>>109882109i dont care
>>109882109fuck off flaglet
>>109882158>>109882218No one can defeat us! The Imperial Burger will rule planet Earth!
i have never read a fiction book in my life, only nonfiction
i have never read a book in my life
>>109882305Louis L'Amour is unironically GOAT
>>109882305You most likely had to read textbooks in history classWell these are mostly fictionWake up
>>109882426Does the Quran support a "young Earth" Creationist view?
>>109882553why are you asking him
FUCKING HATE FLAGLETS, IF I EVER SEE A FLAGLET IRL IM GONNA GONNA CHOKE THE SHIT OUT OF / IT /
whoops, left my Finnish VPN onhaha silly me!!
N U K U L A R
>>109883221pickled pigs feed are great tho
>>109883335I never actually had any
Went to Vietnam and creamed a girl's snatch two years ago, there's probably a little Thao running around now
>>109884252What part of the body is that on the top left
>>109884427back, thats a whip scar
Shan't be posting in that thread
>>109884427neck i think
I thought it was a hand
i thought it was a hind
>>109850941Serious question, why do you post in /dixie/? Are you an American living in Croatia? Did you used to live here? What's your story?
>>109885938Therefore you were
Here's my dixie storyOpened the thread somedayPostedKept postingKeep postingIt really do be like that sometimes
>>109886079very good. have a Normandy château
This is the most autistic general on /int/. None of you niggers even live in the South
neither do you flaglet eat a dick and choke on it
>>109886148Why don’t you shut me up you little pussy and put your big souther dick in my mouth then? I bet you haven’t got the balls bitch
>>109886148Not anymore. I used to live in NC and Georgia. My wife is from Texas so we're basically a southern family.
>>109860845How can anybody build such an ugly monument for anybody?
>>109886125Thank you Hinds, very cool!
>>109886262is that from on top of a house?
>>109886279Negative, am afraid it's this unit's roof
>>109886342wonder what it smells like in there
>>109886380I wouldn't say fortresses have a distinctive scent but it usually smells refreshing and clean, partly because tourists including myself often visit in summer and the thicc stones shelter from the heat outsideWorks with old stone churches too