early friday edition
>>108295747>not all dressedYUCK
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I should start waking up early more often. I feel much better about my day already now that I've had 2 hours to play videogames and jack off
Holy fuck lads, just got home after being around two women in their late 30s out places.
Good morning, people.
>>108296100nice. where'd you go
I went into her room also. AHHHH. I have never been in a girls room and sat on her bed before.
This woman is a sex goddess she was trying to pick out my outfit in target to go to some bdsm kink fetish show with her. Fucking hell haha.
>>108296293lmao our boy brucie's movin up in the world
Applying for a few cheeky jobs before work
>>108296329I seriously don't know why this is happening.
Need California and its "people" to be swallowed up by the earth.
Craving milk and cookies
>>108296369just be cautious, bud. if they ask to tie you up, it's a HARD no.
I'm friends with 2 legitimately autistic people and they're both democratic socialists, coincidence?
Going to check kitchen for cookies. If there aren't any, there'll be consequences.
I think she's trying to take away my innocence lads.
>>108296469>ywn get shot dead by an anime girl while burgling her house
Got 3 chocolate chip cookies and a jar of milk.
She asked me if I ever had a gf. Haha, I said no, the other woman seemed surprised. Wtf isn't it obvious? Kek
>>108296544Who hurt you?
i am proper highhttp://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1561745510142.webm
>Who hurt you?
>>108296564maybe you're more attractive than you think.
>>108296715she is cute and very sexy stop bullying her
Just took a really good shit and I'm about to head to work.
>>108296680I told her. I'm probably going to have to end up going to a brothel.
>>108296745okay this one was epic
>>108296387Northern California is pretty nice.
love seeing uppity bitches get put in their place
what in the goddamned hell am i reading CBC lmfaofriendly reminder that women are faggots
>>108296745Wait a minute.......that's a fucking man crossdressing, not a whore.Grim state of affairs this is
My dad got paranoid earlier when he asked where I was that he moved over a whole lot of my bank account money in case someone mugged me while i was out.
>>108296879I'm not getting any vagina from either of these two women it seems clear to me.
>>108296925STOP bullying Ale RIGHT NOW
>>108296915jesus. mate, you need to get out of there, IMO.
>>108296857>love seeing women get beaten because I have low self esteem and a fragile egofix'd
>>108296982It's because I'm normally not out roaming the streets at night time.
>>108297019I guess if it was out of the ordinary.
Also my Dad has told me not to tell these woman how much money I have because they might try to take advantage of me and use the friendship just for the $$$.
>>108297064Especially on a Friday night.
>>108297173nigga u rich?
>>108297173always a smart move. a bih has no need to know how much dough you slingin
>>108297005grow up lol
>>108297274No, but I do have a bit saved from my autismbux. Because I don't drink booze, don't smoke, don't do drugs which is where most people's money on the pension goes to.
not gonna wank today
>>108297672based and chillpilled streetsweeper completely ignoring the situation. man knows how to mind his own business
>white boys punch out nigger>BASED BLACK MAN holding camera tells them to run before the police show upWarms my heart.
>>108297283who the fuck believes in equality anymore lol
>>108298188delusional tumblrina trannies
mental how 70% of /cum/ are /pol/tards
Didn't seem very humid out when I took the trash out.Might go for a bike ride before sundown.
>>108298490another day, another dead n*gger.
>>108298433it's probably much less desuextremists tend to be the loudest about their beliefs
>>108298456my anus hole
>>108298515Did you see a sign in the op that said dead nigger storage?
>>108298645>hot wings flavorthat's the bait, nigga. we finna trap some up in this bih.
>>108298769Oh I get it. Yo yo wassup niggas bling bling
GOOD MORNING /CUM/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>108298864Whats good about it?
my hearing feels a little distortedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrUoK_TvVa8
>>108298899it's a fresh start!
I'm gonna go poop and then see what it feels like outside in terms of humidity.
I'm on a schedule to cut back masturbatinglast month i logged every time i came which was 9.5 per weeknow last week was 9 timesthis week will be 8 timesnext week will be 7 times and so on
>that recent thread i made where a russian anon and a french anon discussed in-depth the philosophy and history of russia and france alone for the entire threadthat was an enlightening thread
>>108299666those kinds of threads are why I keep coming back
>>108299717sameits all pointless otherwise
>>108299226its a countdown to when youre cock will explode
>>108299767yeah, pretty much. I like threads where people share pictures of their towns and food too.
>>108299226when you reach 0 are you going to stay that way permanently
decided to visit facebook, first thing I see is a post from my aunt about how the rainbow "isn't supposed to represent gays" and that it represents god's miracles or some shitgetting real sick of baby boomers desu
>>108299226jesus christ dude
>>108300247looks kind of gross
i jerk off two times a day, sometimes 3 or 4 depending on how im feeling
>>108300292based & nutpilled
blogposti hope i'll find the time to visit my uncle and his family in new york in the near future, i love that cuntshame that he lives in a terrible place like utica
>>108300292Why do you replace the vitamins youre losing
>>108300148Gays are miracles bc how do fags propagate their genes??? Checkmate.
>>108300247chips shouldn't be sweet/sugary
The GF cleaned the cooling rack with a super abrasive scotchbrite pad and didn't tell me, so I unknowingly put the fresh baked bread on it.Now it tastes like metal and the whole rack turned red, she probably rubbed off the coating or whatever LOL.>b-but it was dirtymmmh THANKS BIH
>Trump KEKS Yet Again on Census Citizenship
>>108300194i know pretty based right?
>>108300749all part of the plan
I made one>>108300813>>108300813>>108300813
@108300655nobody cares tbqh
>>108300850umm OK says the one who apparently cares most LOL
Drinking coffee in the sun.
Want to ride my bike shirtless, but I'm afraid I might be too skinny.
Genie Bouchard is the perfect woman
>>108301026The body is nothing to be ashamed of
>>108301085/fr/ loves her
>>108301124unless you're a fat fuck
communists never cease to amaze me with their stupidity
>>108301026I can ride my bike with no handlebars
Quick reminder that H3H3 was a thing once.
Apparently it's a thing for niggers now to lick ice cream at stores and put it back in the freezer.What's wrong with the US American youth?
>>108300492first of all being gay doesn't get rid of your desire to have biological childrensecond of all I believe that homosexuality develops in the womb due to epi enetic changes, I don't think there's a gay gene
>>108301398the other American poster there is rightI've seen guys with very average bodies go running in nothing but shorts
>>108301735>epi enetic*epigenetic, fugg
>>108301758I've seen fat old guys jogging with no shirt and felt only respect. I guess I'm just self-conscious.
>>108301815that's another thing to keep in mind: they've got the confidence to do it despite being 50+ and pudgy. Why should a much fitter young man be ashamed?
Why would you even want to run outside?Just hit the treadmill...
>>108301945>fresh air>higher impactidiot
>>108299080Based and optimistpilled
>>108301945>r/childfreewhat a horrible place
>>108300655dumbfuck wypipo don't season their spicybread?
>>108302265It'll get deleted
>>108302265>tiny ass pic>not a gif or webmshit attempt, so fuck you.
>>108301685this is why food has safety seals, just buy ice cream with cellophane over the topi remember hearing about some guy who used to sprinkle dehydrated poo powder into the bins of food at Bulk Barn lmfao (not only that but after it came out in the news there were a bunch of copycats)
>>108302353jesus. that's worse than those people who were putting pins into fruit.
should i cum before or after i grocery shop? there might be cute girls at the store
>>108302408not really, neither is desirable but i'd rather eat dried poopoo than stab my mouth/innards with a fucking needle or razor blade
do americans really not have ketchup ice cream
https://youtu.be/aZu7C9gglaQautistic people talking about autistic people
>>108302084umm yeah i can just turn on the fan in front of me and change the elevation setting and it feels like i'm running outside
>>108302498cum in the girls at the store u virgin freak(just be yourself)
bf's mad at me
Roommate talking about Ayahuasca in front of cute brown girls, again
Socks and crocs, thoughts?
>>108296100Did they kiss
Guys my reddit post only got 4 upvotes...I guess I don't have what it takes to get some GOLD
lol trannies refused at the public swimming pool for the dress room
Just got reddit mold
>>108302700umm sweatie some of us with an IQ over single digits actually enjoy the outdoors and not running on a hamster wheel in a gym that smells like ballsweat lmaocatch me on the barbells or NOT in the gym
>>108302761Many Japanese girls here wear crocs.So many barefoot (in sandals) Japanese girls here too.I have my own place but I love hanging out at the dorm lobby only to peep toes and soles all day, it's amazing.Just yesterday some cute Jappy slut was lying on the couch with her feet up in the air giving me a view of her soft soles...>>108302847ummm my apartment building has a small cardio gym downstairs...half of the machines are broken and the treadmill control panel is grimey with sweat (some of it is mine...) but yeah won't catch me outside if I can just run in the shade with a fan....
finna install minecraft mods
>>108302812>c'est révoltant!basé et véritépilled
>>108302685this guy's voice sounds a lot like chrischan lol
The average /cum/tard...
three year neet streak ends tomorrow bros, wish me luckI'll never forget you neetlife it was fun but it's time for me to move on
>>108303020They are both autistic and both were the focus of the autism (now known as "cringe") scene back in the dayIf you never saw them, this shit is like weaponized autismhttps://youtu.be/xsnDlWbE3d8https://youtu.be/B7_C6G194nE
>>108302962Fuck the image is flipped stupid phone
>>108303114Translation:"It's revolting!"Two transgenders are denied access to the locker room of a pool in Shawinigan
Is he the MLK of manlets?https://youtu.be/lzCpYB2M7T4
>>108303153I know. I could have translate it myself.
>>108303169he is pretty based
>>108303229Yeah I was translating for the posters who don't speak French
>>108303169I love how she towers over him.
>>108303169>his youtubewtf, what is his youtube I want to sub
ELI5 why Alex Acosta resigned
>>108303268The article is saying they get refused access to men and women bathroom because they are trannies when trying to go at the public pools.
>>108303371He was the prosecutor who have Epstein a very lenient deal in 2008.
>>108303400watch the 7/11 one and the bar one they played clips from in the video if you havent they are great
>>108303371he's the prosecutor who let Epstein walk after the child sex ring charges last time
>start minecraft>they made steve non-white and gave him a white gfIt never ends. It's ubiquitous.
>Fucking with Mike the Jewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ABf1fOzkoWtf? manlet is an anti-semite!
>>108303500ummm sweetie pizzagate is an antisemitic canard and conspiracy theory
>>108303500pizzagate was... dare I say it???RIGHT
>>108303020Logatto was really obsessed with the notion that Chris gave spergs a bad name. He tried to get internet points for himself by making fun of Chris and basically just turned himself into a massive lolcow
PLEASE STAND FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7lM7Bn16Zg
>>108303486>they made steve non-whiteThat’s what he always looked like retard
>i know about autistic internet personality loreyeah reconsider y'alls lives..
>>108303448>>108303466why resign 11 years later
>>108303771No, it isn't. His skin tone on the current launcher is darker than his skin was in the past.
>>108303169he's a chadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBBGmI7FAA
>>108295747Time to fire up the grill.
>>108303829No it’s literally the same You’re just really fucking dumb
>>108303790because people starting caring again just now, now that Epstein is being prosecuted againessentially when it first happened he cut a sweet deal in a district in Florida but it didn't give him immunity in other districts or federally, so he's being tried again in a NY court afaik
This is what true friendship feels like.
>>108303918this is a hilarious video, i fantasize about doing this to my passengers all the time but i've never had the balls lmao>victory lap
>>108303918Imagine if this Chad wasn't a midge.
don't know what's in this webm anymore but the filename sounds like it mite b worth an upload
>>108303169he said he's under 5 feet. he's literally AN INCH away from being a midget, like wtf does he expect?
Americans, can I join the Nation of Islam if I'm not black?
>>108304365Fuck IndonsFuck You
>>108304301don't they give HGH to teens that short who aren't medically midgets?
>>108304428Hello how is it going in Taiwan.What's your opinion on Louis Farrakhan?
>>108304278reminder that yellow fever is pedophilia lmao
the best car manufacturer ever is lacking as of late
>>108304278the guy looks like a spic
>write out well thought out and structured reply>delete it>write "she looks like she fucks dogs" instead>postthanks for reading
Distempered elderly woman is swearing and engaging in lite hysterics at the bus stop
>>108303371He let Epstein collect $200 after passing Go on his conjugal visit 6 days a week
dropped a big fat log into the toilet. shame to let it go to waste like that.
learning 3ds max is fuggin tough
>>108305589yea, stick to the basics and don't worry about all the tools
>banned from crystal.cafe againwhy can't femoids handle facts?
>>108305635do you use it often? how long for?
>>108305663they banned for being male :(
>>108305784i'm just very big brained about everything
>>108305663what did u post
>>108305820i don't think i'll be able to stick to just the basics with some of the shit i'll be modelling
>>108305866then you're doomed
Don't call my name,Don't call my name, AlejandroAle-ale-jandroAle-ale-jandro
Bored as fuck at work
>>108305999Have you considered not working?
>>108305942im now realizing that lady gaga has a fetish for spics
>>108305859-made fun of them for sperging about belle's delphine selling water-posted that fat women shouldn't have an opinion on videogame characters athat are fitter than them-pointed out that if a woman decides to get drunk and kiss a girl and then kiss that girl's bf then that isn't rape and that her bf isn't a psyco for "not protecting her"-told a femcel to wear sandals and get a pedi to get free stares-told a couple of femcels to have sex because they though BDSM was weirdI think that's allgoing to get a new IP and evade it anyway
Just found out I can get maids with boobs in minecraft.
went to my crush's workplace since she moved surprisingly depressingi was just hoping for her to come around the corner and say hibut i know, logically, that will never happen. She's gone forever.Don't get a crush buds.
i dreamt that i had friends
>>108306800worst dream I've had to date was one where I had a young son who looked just like me as a child. I was taking him to a restaurant next to a beach for something to eat. I felt so proud when passersby told me how handsome and well-behaved he was. then I woke up and felt incredibly empty.
i cutted my wrist again
>>108307271stop doing that.
>>108307398why u sending me thisyou think i dont know this stuff or smth???
cripps pink apples are the best I've ever tasted. if you ever see them pick a couple up.
>>108307199I had a dream a while back where my wife died in her sleep, like I just woke up in the dream and she was a pale corpse next to meactually woke up crying, not a fun dream to have
>>108307780are they actually pink?
>>108308087yes, like your moms asshole
mental how there are married ppl who post on 4channelthought only virgin losers like me posted here
>>108308087a little, they're like a pale yellow mixed with light red and a pinkish hue.
>>108308166just post a pic
Wish my gf was always seething but she’s too docile
gf and I have a day off todayI think we’re gonna go to the parkMaybe I’ll let her get a dog
i wish i had done something else with my life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7buxWtIPDM
>>108308433they're super sweet and just a lil bit tart. very delicious.
>red applesseriously hope...
>>108308461i like green apples cause they're tart and taste kinda like oranges
Green apples belong in pies and nowhere else
>>108308460this like mindless self indulgence meets death grips
>>108308676Trash meets trash and becomes supertrash?
>>108308628have to agree with this
>>108308552>taste kinda like oranges
>>108308676i don't like msi, but i like street sects.
>>108308628they belong in my mouth :3>>108308811yes
I now have TALL maids with BOOBS
how come my brain rejects girls and relationships? when one shows interest my brain goes into this automation mode where it will try to rationalize why they're being nice to me and will conclude that they're just trying to hurt me so i shouldn't pursue it's really weird
Love Mexicans HATE chicanos
Gotta lose weight
>>108309112see a shrink
>>108309133Me too, the gf says she doesn't mind but I hate being a fatass when she isn't, feels like I'm embarrassing her in public
mommy won't get my pills so i have to drive all the way out to mclean
>>108309174How much do you weigh, Anon? I’m 6’0 201Ibs. Trying to at least get to 170
>>108309125do you love mexican immigrants living in the US
>>108309149That's a jewish racket i just need to figure out what caused me to be this wayand i don't need to spend $200/hr to figure it out
>>108309256They're alright I guess.
>>108309229I'm a fat manlet.5'6", 190 lbs, I think. Feel free to laugh. Would like to be 155.
a lot of the girls i like irl are slavs and i dunno y
>>108309302your insurance doesn't cover it?
>>108309335Why would I laugh at you? You can’t control your height, BUT you can control your weight. I believe in you Anon, you’ll be 156 in no time
>>108309335that's pretty fat. you're technically obese.
>>108309385i don't have insurance
>>108309475does your state have free healthcare for low income people? usually those cover shrinks.
>>108309385>t. jewish puppet
>>108309415Thanks, anon, and I know you'll be at 170 very soon, only 30 lbs to go!>>108309416Yeah, I let myself go ever since I took this job at a call center a few years ago. I was even worse last year, was like 220.
>>108309557if caring for others health makes me a puppet, so be it.
>>108308154I'm a married loser haha>>108308258yeah :(
>>108295747starving myself this day
Gonna take a nap in a cleared out office for my lunch break