Reading editionp.s ily homealone
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1562790035254.webmOne of my favourite JAVs ever has AIKA in role of a mom who takes care of sexual needs of her 10 sons. (she tells them all to put on condom before fucking her) One scene from that movie is particullary hot. One of her sons is fucking her from behind, in her pussy while she is talking with mailman. While she is distracted, he takes off condom and starts fucking her bareback. She quickly felt that he had no condom, and told him to put it back on. He does not do that, and tells her that it feels so much better without it, while fucking her faster and deeper. She again tells him to put it on, but he does not want to. She tries to move away, but can't. Feeling that he is about to cum soon, she tells him one last time to not do it her vagina, but to no avaial, as he blows huge load inside her, and she feels it filling her hole. After he finishes, she looks between her legs, and sees a huge wad of jizz dripping from her pussy. She becomes a little angry, and calls her son 'baka', but she is not really mad at him because she enjoyed that. Its all well and good, and she cleans her son's dick afterwards with a little BJ.
>>108295365what are you reading?
being a chef looks stressful
>>108295431yeah, it's mad, they could easily kill someone as well if they fuck up
Can't stand booksNot the reading but the form factorI want books but about 50% larger
mental how it's mostly women who read novelslike, if i wrote a novel and got it published, most of the money i'd be getting paid for it would be coming from women
what I dont understand is why if you genuinely have no interest in another person's posts who has a filterable tag you dont just filter them? for example I have 190cm filtered because I dont believe any of his posts add any value. If you feel the same way about me/any other personality then stop fucking engaging with them and just filter them and they go away. it's not rocket science, you are your own worst enemy.
is that oxford bender
>>108295405Aika fucked niggers just like Ai Uehara so they are both trash
>>108295421for esmé with love and squalor and other stories
>>108295488great story dickhead
The Caribbean proto gf wants me to watch the cricket world cup final but I cba.Any advice lads on how to pretend I know what's happening?
>>108295478why do you think that? you have sources for that statement?
rate my black olive loafhere's my weirdly long ICQ number: -i wont type it out though
>>108295421The City Shaped - Spiro Kostof
gibi asmr is only a 6/10 but her videos get like millions of views
>>108295512you realise i much prefer to have a reply especially a silly shitpost one like this than this than no reply right?
>>108295532wish i was eating it
>>108295553great story dickhead
>>108295421The Good News Bible
>>108295551asmr glow is like 8/10
>>108295532that looks very good. did you actually make it yourself?
very lonely, lads
>>108295581not really a story though is it
>>108295609Would hug you
>>108295523i exist and can perceive the universe occurring
>>108295609iktf brono gfing hard atmhaven't had sex in like 2 years
The Northern powerhouse
>>108295540is this good? what are his perspectives/arguments>>108295645would be sad if you did care about shitposts on an anonymous forum desu
>>108295620aye i quite fancy another playthrough of mass effect myself
>>108295660based and cute
>>108288964i really like this image
>>108295601thanks yeahi had a lot of time on my hands after being suddenly unemployed for 5 years and smoking dope
>>108295488blog on you twerp
>>108295639no you wouldn't i look 15 and im ugly >>108295649same but 21 years
>>108295682it's got nice picturesmainly just a history of urban morphology, doesn't make too much of an argument per semy architectural history is shite though so im sure he weighs in on a debate or two that im not aware of
>>108295660They have these down south as well.
>>108295679YesPlease play our sport. Bowlings pretty hard if you haven't done it from a young age though
>>108295488because I am still waiting for the day you make a decent post, I am an optimist you see.
>>108295670have you ever met someone who liked harry potter, twilight, or the hunger games who wasn't a female and/or bent to some degree
>>108295751is with psychogeographic ideas or more just relaying architechtual tidbits wihout psychological insights
>>108295601also i made ciabatta one time (i have a bread maker that i use for kneading)it was amazingsorry, guess i lost the only picture of the actual baked one
>>108295756they have buses to manchester down south? cor must take ages
>>108295773if you're an optomist than why would you whine about it? you've made your bed now ly in it as it goes. it sounds like you should admit your mistake and add to your filter.
>>108295711it might look a little bit too dense for my taste, I like when the crumb is a little bit more "airy" if that makes sense.
can't believe we absolutely cunted the aussies at their one pride and joy, must be grim to lose to a bunch of pasty english lads who live for the piss up
copeealone is a boring cunt with shit gimmicks lol
>>108295711how did you make it?
>>108295864reminded me of 2005, a real hand on the heart moment.
Why is the facist symbol a faggot? Are they benders?
>>108295806oxben looking kinda UwU here i cant lie
>>108295806he must be seriously autistic why does he even post here when everyone just dogs him out of it
wonder what whiskers favorite band is probably oasis or artic monkeys
>>108295837i've got to work with a northern england new build oven
>>108295660even the buses up north look grim fucking hell
>>108295882He's pretty well read, to be honest.
>>108295782hmmmi'd say it's primarily a work of history, that psycho stuff explains very basic structures but isnt a great framework for policy analysis or anything
>you can no longer trade cyrpto in the US
>>108295962OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
dadberg is cleaning my toilet
>>108295949sounds interesting put it down on the list. thanks
>>108295921i take it you're a NEET. not interested in working in a bakery as a part time job?
>>108295821dont filter people because I am not a neek like you, I come to /brit/ for the full experience warts and all. Your the wart btw and I can just ignore you normally, like I do most of the time and will continue to do after this post
>>108295992But when I suggested The Recognitions to you back in March, you didn't add it to your list!!I see how it is.
>>108295884making bread in general?it's 500g of flour, 300ml of water, olive oil, bit of saltadd whatever else you want x
djoko mopping up zzz guess at least it means nadal fed is on earlier
ladsIs there anything you eat that you're convinced nobody else on earth eats?I eat Chilli Con Carne in the same way as everyone else.Except - I put in some mayonnaise once it's done and mix it up.I love it. I'd never tell anyone IRL because it would be embarrassing but that's my deep food secret.How about you lads?
>>108296021not reallyi dont know, i dont have much interest in anything recently
>>108295992also it has really good old maps/drawings
>>108296052not too early I hope. I'd like to watch it
>>108296031ok well done sorry i triggered you enough to get you uptight and responding xx>>108296037already aware of that though hadn't heard of this book before.
>>108296059sandwiches with hotsauce and pepper
>>108295522i grew up in london and my school was half black but have never met a single black person who gave a shit about cricket
>>108296059I love a good mashed potato sandwich with some mustard
>>108295783>>108295709reminder that homealone will unironically claim she is ugly
>>108296059if i go to mcdonalds ill get a double cheeseburger meal and when nobodys watching i take the lid off and put the chippies on the burger
>>108296093agut just held 4th game looked like he would let it slip
Came back from a business trip in London, and it's literally he most hipstery place I've ever been to. "Artisanal" this, "genuine" that. Bunch of scarf wearing homos flicking their wrists at me, talking about their espressos and their craft beers. Bullshit. You promised me a good time with some decent lads. All I got were a bunch of flaky nancies and a bunch of soyed out gumbos. What the fuck, man.
>>108296059I drink insta thot bathwater
>>108296103meLove creating a boring white person cucumber, cress and ham sandwich, tiny slash of butter.And then motherfucking Jamaican super heat shit all over it.Sublime.
any ponyboys in
>>108296150i wouldn't care and i dont need you to tell me what he thinksgood day
>>108296150ugly is a bit strong but she is below average and unattractive
>>108296172You went to the wrong pubs.
need to live on a space station on the edge of human space where laws are lax and corrupt corporations and bandits rule the roost
>>108296248is it bearwash though
>>108296059I ate a lot of ice cubs. Like bags.
>>108296296nadir? nadal? is he going to win?
>>108296255yeah but london is so big its hard to find a good pubyou're walking 5 minutes in between every bar
>>108296172should’ve gone to stoke
>>108296264*puts massive amounts of drugs in to your food rations*
>>108296172where the fuck did you?did you even bother to ask brit for recs?
>>108296322how dark is your skin? do you tan?
you think that's hot?wait until i tell you about the avanti video encoderit makes webmsnicely
>>108296172you wouldn't like paris either i reckon
>>108296328You're literally a paki, if you can't find a decent pub in England, Wales or Scotland
>>108296172>You promised me a good time with some decent ladsI've been on /int/ for about five years and doubt I've seen anyone say a positive thing about London once.
>>108296418fair skin but lightly tanned in parts yes
>>108296450I said london not england you nigger
>>108296421what a gay webm
anyone going bst in hyde park today?
>>108296484Cool it, paki
>>108296509not that gay
artisANAL more like haha
All white Americans should go back to Europe if they hate immigrants so much
>>108296559no thanks dont want some of them coming back here
>>108296527yeah i suppose
>>108296513did someone insult your endz senpai?
>>108296559fine by me they’ll only fill up germany ireland and italy english/welsh heritage isn’t “cool” to yanks
keep an eye on betsyshe's definitely stealing from the till
Imagine being not employable in the capital.
>>108296835imagine not doing cocaine
>>108295365why is it that whenever i'm alone girls seem to just glance at me a normaly amount probably just out of general human curiosity but whenever i'm with a female a colleague or my sister i get full on stared at very obviously a lot
about to demolish a fat scran from maccies
theyre making the little mermaid black
>>108296970not that i'd know as i'm a vf but don't girls view you as higher value if you have a gf? they probably assume she's a gf
>>108297017wait till rorke gets wind of this
Cant do anything with my hair Reay just have the autistic phenotype
Is it rude if I phone my boss today (on a Friday) to tell him I'm handing in my resignation?I work away from the office and he's not in the office either today.
think the nu match is pretty cute. might even send her a message
>>108297017nowt wrong with thissettle down
>>108297100white guilt nigger lover
>>108297057If you want to leave on good terms, which you always should unless its a very unusual exit, you should do it in person
>>108297135the toil experience
>>108297126mutt guilt white people lover
Best Bowie album?
Is it rude to be rude?
>>108297207>teehee im bent btw :v
>>108297083CUTEwhats the bio say?
>>108297195original pirate material
>>108296264>backwater planet so far removed from regulations that the only news of Terra comes from passing trade ships which settle in about once every year>cattle ranching still a viable vocation, as large swathes of land locked masses make shipping by water unlikely, and atmospherically transporting 500 cows would be far too expensive for a backwater planet to justify doing>bandits are replaced by insane, anarchic raiders who ride around in surplus Terran Federation Military JEEPs and jerry-rigged motorcycles>planet is in constant state of instability as the rich barons fight over control of the land with each other, and with the local presiding raider warlords>mercenaries come in from all walks of life looking for fame, adventure, money, and glory>missionaries still doing their thing 200 years into the future (with one of them having lost their way and becoming one of the most powerful bandit warlords on the continent)>people running from the law smuggling themselves on trade ships to exile themselves here>it doesn't really matter because the Terran Federation treats this planet as a penal colony, as well as a garbage disposal/recycling center, which the locals pay for in order to scavenge high-tech doodads straight from Terra>posh looking android and gynoid models outfitted with rugged clothing, slathered in war paint, or with patches of artificial skin missing and wires and metallic parts showing, still following their basic, helpful, polite programming despite their fierce makeover, and bandits treating them like the mother/father figure they never had, despite bantering it heavily it's one of the few things in their life that they actually show respect toI started drifting off at the end there, but you get my point...What a life it would be
Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's "I'm sorry." Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be
>>108297266holy shit, get a fucking life, you utter freak
>>108297142I can't, I work remotely several hours away from the office and don't ever visit there.
>>108297100but they cant even swim
>>108297305would fracture your fucking face bones if you so much as looked at me
Diego telling a girl she can't have his number but she can private message him on his Goodreads account.
One of the best things I ever did was start looking after my teeth Bought an electric toothbrush and decent whitening toothpaste brushed thrice a day for a couple of years along g with a treatment of Crest whitening strips and my teeth are nice and white and I no longer have to hide them. Big confidence boost
>>108297231if i do not respond it is because i am probably in the 9 [arrondisment?] desperately trying to get 4g stuck between a scooter.something like that
>>108297345they could if they were mermaids
Been wearing glasses for so long that it's part of my identity. Reckon even if I got laser eye surgery, I'd still wear my glasses just to keep my looks about me.
>>108297341Oh, in that case sure... unless by out of office you mean 'not working/holiday'? If so, just wait 'til he's working.
>>108297476No he's been on email all day. Just not sure if it's polite to drop this on someone on a Friday afternoon.
>>108297231nothing really interesting or particularly funny. but people always fail at being funny with their bio, so i don't really care:'if im not answering, i probably am in the underground hopelessly trying to get signal, or stuck between an electric scooter and a young dynamic executive. I am 170cm tall, Leo and love to eat healthy food'
>>108297486Then get your mom off me
>>108297444Sometimes I wear clear lens glasses to look like an actual countryman. It's like a cloaking device.
>>108297341just don't turn up for work ever again and ignore all contact
Going into town to do some shopping
>>108297391underground line 9
>>108297526get us some triscuits
>>108297345Thought this was a meme but I remember my black ex couldn't swim and my black housemate can't swim either. thought everyone in this country knew how to swim, we even had swimming lessons in school
>>108297540d'accord, merciwhy did you translate désespérément as hopelessly instead of desperately out of interest
>>108297391hmm that's lost her a few points won't lie>>108297502true>Leoeugh>love to eat healthy foodweird
>speaking frenchhow pretentious
>>108297608mhm no idea really, hopelessly first came to mind. is there any difference between the two?
>>108297632it's got that certain je ne sais quoi
>>108297621yeah i mean I don't have any bio so I'm not going to judge people who took the time to write one. I wouldn't know what to write
>>108297608Are you gonna watch The International next month?
>>108297653in english yes. hopelessly suggests a futility - the action will probably fail. desperately suggests that it is out of necessity and it is the only choice:he desperately tried to get home before his wife (he may or may not fail but he musn't fail for his sake) vs he hopelessly tried to get home before his wife (he will fail or is failing to get home before his wife)hopelessly - without hope (chance)desperately - desperation, in need. i.e. he desperately needs food.
>>108297761*yawn*Go shag you freak
>>108297755i don't follow dota and don't know the heroes or the new items but usually when it comes around or i'm bored flicking and a tournament is on I end up watching a bit so yes probably.
>>108297761in that case desperately fits better I think. and thanks
>>108297798might cum on this and send it to sara to see what she thinks
>>108297798all she had to do was not get fat
just found this
>>108297867that's asking a lot for most women lad
>>108297014don’t rate it
>>108297802Good man. Hope we can watch a few games together.
>>108297794yeh i'll just go to the shag tree and get one
>>108297761kys my man
>>108296339im in stoke and if any yank comes here I will knock him dead on the pavement
>>108297871i shouldn't have enlarge the pic, she doesn't look attractive anymore
>>108297911tried and failed baby £50,000 in it if you can do it for me though
Used to print out facebook photos of girls and cum on them in highschool. Then I'd take a picture and send it to them anonymously on ASKfm and tell them I thought of them as I did it. It got to the point where it entered my school's mainstream gossip.
>>108297950surprised you didn't shoot up people.
>>108297901Yeah you said this earlier and I pointed out whores exist
you arrive in australia
copealone lad why kys? Why not try socialise with people and maybe one day find happiness?
>>108297921Wow, I didn't know little babies could talk
>>108297943If I could guarantee that 50 grand and wouldn’t get arrested I’d stab you myself
>>108297983I know and you know my response to that but if you like we can go through the performance again.>>108297995socialised with a lot of people in my life but no/few meaningful connections and certainly none with physical intimacy with women rippp
>>108297950Did any of the girls like it?
>>108297943how you gonna give anyone 50k if youre dead
>>108297977was very well adjusted and also kind of a chad back then, I just thought it would be fun
>>108297995This. no harm in trying
Watching stranger things season 3 Was supposed to watch it with the ex Wonder if she's watched it yet
>>108298042and now looking back? still find it fun?
>>108298031will have it in cash on my person which you can loot posthumously
>>108298028Your response is untrue though. Having sex does wonders for your mental health even if its a brazzer
>>108298028Is permanent unconsciousness/nothingness really better than living though? No /brit/ once you're dead lad :^)Why don't you hire somebody/an agency to manage your rentals and go travel a bit
>>108298077cannot fathom how this would ever go down, you’re going to carry 50k on you until somebody locates you and takes their chance?
hello you cunt
>>108298001shut up you big fat diabetic prick you probably didnt like london because people in the street laughed at your comedically large belly
chuckled at the notion that you would 'loot' a dead character irl
>>108298138In the collapse that will be a common occurrence
Got a random phone screen crack. Called a cunt 15 mins ago, into my pocked, pull it out a huge crack through the middleWhat the fuck
Interesting, i'm watching show 'Good Omens'.In second part it's Britain and children argue whether there is store with 39 sorts of ice cream in america or not, because it's something that british children have never seen. Do british really have such poor proposal of ice cream in their stores?
>>108298058Caught the ex shagging another man last week.Lad was only 17
>>108298088I'm genuinely not that fussed about sex I don't know why maybe it's some testerone problme some other mental health thing it is soooo far down the list. What does cause me regular anguish is the loneliness and lack of physical intimacy with women. Imagine being 34 years old and having less physical nourishment than the average 13 year old - it is mind boggling.>>108298113would agree to meet someone to kill me yes after we had talked out details>>108298108who said i'm nothingness i think my mental health is quite decent at the moment to be honest. also historic suicide attempts does not mean current idealiation. i've travelled a lot and continue to do so (although less and less as the years go by have not travelled at all this year for example but keep considering a trip). i can manage my stuff from abroad as well and have done many times.
Blue cheese burger, onion rings and mac & cheeseLunch of champions
>>108298197Blog on r9ker
>>108298219>ask question>respond>lul how dare you respond blogger
*gay australian accent under breath*what the fuckkkk
>>108298029Not publicly, but I've heard girls """"""whispering""""" to their friends (very loudly) about how much they'd like it if it happened to them, and how hot it would be. They'd try to say it as if they were joking and they'd laugh, but it was pretty obvious they meant it too. After overhearing this, I'd always wait a few weeks before doing it to them so as not to raise suspicion it was me. I can't tell if it was coincidence either, but it seemed like more and more girls were making facebook accounts too, even though they never had one previously before, but maybe I was over thinking it.>>108298066Yep. Still fun. Good memory of my teen years when I could be wild and reckless.
>>108298197If I wasn't clear... the nothingness was post-death.
>>108298197Sex is physical intimacy mongBe a sugar daddy if you want the gf experience
>>108298237Not your blog bender sick of you shitting up every thread every friday
>>108298197just get a gf lmao, it's not that hard you even said yourself that 13 year olds manage it
>>108298208If everyone on /brit/ chipped in and bought you and your family a one-way ticket back to Lahore, would you accept it and fuck off back to where you came from, paki bastard?
>>108298124Googoo gaga? How bout I googoo GIVE YOU my big fat face in your big fat mouth, huh? You like me now? Punk?
>>108298249if your question is is nothingness better than suffering then yes I think it is.>>108298261learn how to filter MONGoose>>108298265what do you think i've spent 20+ years trying to do? >>108298255intimacy and sex are not equivalent of course sex involves intimacy but intimacy does not necessarily involve sex. cuddling on a couch with someone is intimate but not sex.
>>108298180what was his cock like?
>>108298208>dairy>red meat>fried shitfucking disgusting, go vegan you obese, clogged-artery fuck
>>108298314Bigger than mine
Frens, answer please. What about ice cream in british stores? I'm worrying.
>>108298247>>108298290i want these “people” out of /brit/ pls
>>108298290bit gay mate
>>108298247That's pretty hot, t b h. If only I was as ballsy and creative as you when I was that age. I only heard about ``cum tributes'' many years later.
>>108298334what about ityou can get ityou can also get mr whippy from vans
>>108298358lol who is that
business idea: Loonie toons but called Zoomie toons
>>108298310>what do you think i've spent 20+ years trying to do?must have been doing a piss poor job then, that or not trying very hard
>>108298381famous incel alex turner
>>108298310'that's a vague term.... I'd certainly opt for the 'cide over constant pain/paralysis/severe dementia etc. but is your suffering really on a level such that 'nothing' would be preferable?
>>108298334cornetto pls ta x
Noel Gallagher brands Scotland 'third world' in feud with Lewis Capaldi
>>108298333would you suck it?
>>108298337>>108298341>>108298342Fuck, it was supposed to say "big fat fist" instead of "big fat face". Totally ruins the effect. It was supposed to be a threat, not a homosexual come-on.
>>108298378mr whippy? where do you live fren, Vice city?
>>108298423Not gay like you mate
>>108298395tried very hard but being diego rivera but uglier and 5'3 is a MASSIVE handicap.>>108298406lol ok i'm sure it goes without saying but he mogs me hard>>108298407that's what I skipped to in my response that i'm not suicidal atm and in quite a decent mood if anything
She's taking the piss now
>>108298425annoying when you fluff an otherwise perfect insult like that init
>>108298451soft serve ice cream from a machine m8
>>108298425stupid fat yank all he can think about is himself and his bloated corpse like appearance
>>108298466Joking aside, is it normal for authors to add so much info after the fact?
>>108298458nothing gay about sucking a nice willy
>>108298465>i'm not suicidal atm and in quite a decent mood if anythingGood lad. Keep your double chin up.
>>108298493Can't really think of an example where they did that. Let alone for an recognisable series
>>108298274lmao based paki basher.
>>108298493no of course not
>>108298465Damn, that is very short thoughts on bagelcel?
>>108298466she is a serial shitposter anyone that thinks she cares about her shite children’s books is deluded it’s purely a money spinner and at this point she’s just fucking around seeing what she can get away with
>>108298310Yeah go pay someone to cuddle then you fucking moron. Even simple shit like that builds confidence
>>108298474Woah, leave your mom out of this!
>>108298465Diego manged to get laid though, I've got mates shorter than you and they can get laid as well. You have definitely been doing something wrong
Oi, Sweden. Release A$AP immediately. Wont tell you again
remember the first time I cuddled my gf in bed she asked if I was nervous because I kept twitching and I said no
>>108298466Reads like a parody account
>>108298596Why is this lad sucking off that mouse?
>>108298509It looks Mexican, to be honest.
>>108298466Haha. Imagine having a mid-life crisis play out on social media.
Rorke secretly eats chapatis but tells everyone he doesn't like them
i'm really racist ladssometimes it occurs to me how shocked the average normie would be if they knew how racist i am
building my confidence by paying people to do things with me
>>108298596is this pintgf.webm
>>108298636I'm a roti man, myself
>>108298523i don't suppose the virulentness of his response but I completely empthaise with his position. I think all the people then laughing at his height certainly miss the point. It is not as if people are born with such sadness and hate. I think it's a shame that you can talk to people and they will agree that black people are judged differently to white people in white societies but you say to them that short people are judged differently and those same people think you are mad.>>108298544i have plenty of confidence confidence isn't and has never been an issue. but yes i have been thinking about GFE.>>108298573diego was a very famous and significant artist it's flattering you would compare me to him but the comparrison is unjust. he is also better looking and taller. I am uglier than him by quite a metric. as I said before I was once compared to Amedeo Avogadro. To give you an idea of how bad we are talking lol. I have had plenty of positive relationships with women but none have been interested in being with me and I can't blame them i'm fucking hideous. I am doing nothing wrong. I am just that ugly. You wouldn't go up to the elephant man and say well mate you're just not talking to them properly would you. Not that i'm saying i'm THAT ugly but my desireability especially in the time of prolific internet dating is not far from it.
>>108298638what are you? racist?
>>108298638that's normal for australians
>>108298596God I wish that was me
Wish I had a hat saved on my phone so I could hat that
hiding my power level from the family
>>108298573being short is one thing. being objectively ugly is another. and obviously being both is in another level. don't think it's impossible to find a short ugly girl but even these cunts have high standards
>>108298638probably wouldn’t surprise them at all you greasy virgin
>>108298692i may be greasy and a virgin but
>>108295365>Reading editiongood edition
>>108298572I was clearly talking about you spazmo
>>108298668>Amedeo Avogadrostarting to think you are an elaborate larp, no one knows who this is.
>>1082984664,6k replies, 62k retweets, 130k likes
>>108298668No you dont you have terrible confidence
>>108298668Have you tried going for ethnic women? I hear slanty eyed women love white men regardless of how ugly they are.
>>108298677Oh grow up
>>108298727last time I brought that up had the exact same reaction but I swear on my life that I have been compared to him wrt looks once in my life.
>meat is unhealthyLMAOthe amount of flabby, pallid vegetarians and vegans I've met is truly astounding
>>108298723who the fuck is Y'Spasmo?
>>108298741why do you say this? i tisn't true at all. >>108298755I have yes but not as often and I get admittably a bit down wheN I go for some 2/10 chink and still get a bad reaction.
>>108298727his number is very big
>>108298788I know a fat vegan, not even sure how it's possible. they must eat a fuckload of bread or something
>>108298727was thinking the same lmao who the fuck knows this italien chemist born in 1776. not to mention knowing how he looks like.
>>108298805The ability to talk or maintain a conversation is not self confidence
>>108298727>>108298833btw everyone who does gcse chemistry is aware of his name at least as it's the formula to work out moles
>he doesn't know about avogadro's constant>he didn't do GCSE chemistrydidn't know I was sharing a board with uneducated twats
Currently making a new, please no one make one
>>108298847when did i ever say it was...
>>108298870leave it out mate, only got a C in GCSE chemistry
>>108298862>>108298870I know the constant but that doesn't tell me how he looks like. can't really fathom someone would bring him up in a normal conversation lol
Looks like Plato won over Heidegger
no meat ok, but life without milk? these vegans have lost it
>>108298736It's a parody account, YOU WOG
>>108298924I've known a lot of people in my life and a lot of them have been intelligent. I mean I don't know what you want me to say i admit it's only been once but it happened I swear on my life. like believe whateverf you want about everything else but that is completely true
leftypol crying over spilled milk
>>108298924The only way I can picture it happening is if a pic of him was on the screen in school and someone said "hey that looks like homealone"brutal stuff
>>108298972i believe you, but it sounds super strange, and that's a pretty mean thing to say to someone.
Like a bullet from a gun, it burnsWhen you realise she was never your girlIt was just your turnYou gotta face your demonsDon't matter how much money you earnYour niggas said 4LBut the shit got real and you weren't concernedThe same old story, the world spins 'round and 'round, senpaiLessons have to get learnedTruth has to be toldI don't bend, I don't foldI lost count how many we soldI went Silver, I went GoldThen I went Platinum, so what's next?
maccas screwed up my order
>>108299021They don't care about your feelings, if you're ugly.
>>108298978and everyone turns back to homealone's already red face. everyone laughs, even the teacher. oh god it happened this way didn't I
>>108299028Fuck off, African cunt.
>>108299021when you're that ugly you are freereign for comments and this is parrt why I completely empathise with bagelcel because people go out of their way to insult or at least make comments that are insutling but from their superior positiondo not realise the insult. I have been eating at restaurants before with other people midning my own business and a random table over leans over to make a derogatory comment about me. Completely unprovoked absolutely no reason to it it just happens when you look weird.>>108299071that's not how it happened but you can surely realise why I have little patience with people who are like "lul bruh just try harder lul get some confidence bruh"
>>108299071He tried to laugh it off like he wasn't the butt of the joke, but cried when he went home that day.Sad!
>>108298727>>108298924He died on 9 July. He probably just looked up that date, picked a random name
>>108299105>derogatory comment about me.What did they say?
yup genius yank i just randomly looked up the 9th of july because that is the date today and said Avogadro. nothing wahtsoever to do with the fact it's true and I mentioned it before.>>108299180there's been many usually wrt height or comparing me to an ugly actor and s on .
>>108298822so easy to eat a lot of calories in carbs, fat and refined sugar... just go to India. Their most vegetarian state has the worst rate of obesity and diabtes.
>>108299234Like Willem Dafoe?
It's not the 9th of July though
>>108299280no i've never had him i've had steve buscemi rowan atkinson, vincent schiavelli among others