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p.s ily homealone
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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1562790035254.webm
One of my favourite JAVs ever has AIKA in role of a mom who takes care of sexual needs of her 10 sons. (she tells them all to put on condom before fucking her) One scene from that movie is particullary hot. One of her sons is fucking her from behind, in her pussy while she is talking with mailman. While she is distracted, he takes off condom and starts fucking her bareback. She quickly felt that he had no condom, and told him to put it back on. He does not do that, and tells her that it feels so much better without it, while fucking her faster and deeper. She again tells him to put it on, but he does not want to. She tries to move away, but can't. Feeling that he is about to cum soon, she tells him one last time to not do it her vagina, but to no avaial, as he blows huge load inside her, and she feels it filling her hole. After he finishes, she looks between her legs, and sees a huge wad of jizz dripping from her pussy. She becomes a little angry, and calls her son 'baka', but she is not really mad at him because she enjoyed that. Its all well and good, and she cleans her son's dick afterwards with a little BJ.
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>>108295365
what are you reading?
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being a chef looks stressful
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>>108295431
yeah, it's mad, they could easily kill someone as well if they fuck up
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Can't stand books
Not the reading but the form factor
I want books but about 50% larger
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mental how it's mostly women who read novels

like, if i wrote a novel and got it published, most of the money i'd be getting paid for it would be coming from women
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what I dont understand is why if you genuinely have no interest in another person's posts who has a filterable tag you dont just filter them? for example I have 190cm filtered because I dont believe any of his posts add any value. If you feel the same way about me/any other personality then stop fucking engaging with them and just filter them and they go away. it's not rocket science, you are your own worst enemy.
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is that oxford bender
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>>108295405
Aika fucked niggers just like Ai Uehara so they are both trash
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>>108295421
for esmé with love and squalor and other stories
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>>108295488
great story dickhead
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The Caribbean proto gf wants me to watch the cricket world cup final but I cba.

Any advice lads on how to pretend I know what's happening?
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>>108295478
why do you think that? you have sources for that statement?
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rate my black olive loaf
here's my weirdly long ICQ number: -
i wont type it out though
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>>108295421
The City Shaped - Spiro Kostof
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eating lettuce
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gibi asmr is only a 6/10 but her videos get like millions of views
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>>108295512
you realise i much prefer to have a reply especially a silly shitpost one like this than this than no reply right?
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>>108295532
wish i was eating it
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>>108295553
great story dickhead
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>>108295421
The Good News Bible
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>>108295551
asmr glow is like 8/10
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>>108295532
that looks very good. did you actually make it yourself?
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very lonely, lads
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>>108295581
not really a story though is it
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>>108295609
Would hug you
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>>108295488
dont care
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>>108295523
i exist and can perceive the universe occurring
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>>108295609
iktf bro
no gfing hard atm
haven't had sex in like 2 years
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>brits
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The Northern powerhouse
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>>108295648
you're boring.
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>>108295540
is this good? what are his perspectives/arguments
>>108295645
would be sad if you did care about shitposts on an anonymous forum desu
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>>108295620
aye i quite fancy another playthrough of mass effect myself
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>>108295660
based and cute
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>>108288964

i really like this image
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>>108295601
thanks yeah
i had a lot of time on my hands after being suddenly unemployed for 5 years and smoking dope
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>>108295488
blog on you twerp
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>>108295639
no you wouldn't
i look 15 and im ugly

>>108295649
same but 21 years
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>>108295682
it's got nice pictures
mainly just a history of urban morphology, doesn't make too much of an argument per se

my architectural history is shite though so im sure he weighs in on a debate or two that im not aware of
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>>108295660
They have these down south as well.
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>>108295679
Yes
Please play our sport. Bowlings pretty hard if you haven't done it from a young age though
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>>108295488
because I am still waiting for the day you make a decent post, I am an optimist you see.
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>>108295670
have you ever met someone who liked harry potter, twilight, or the hunger games who wasn't a female and/or bent to some degree
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>>108295751
is with psychogeographic ideas or more just relaying architechtual tidbits wihout psychological insights
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>>108295709
she cute
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>>108295601
also i made ciabatta one time (i have a bread maker that i use for kneading)
it was amazing
sorry, guess i lost the only picture of the actual baked one
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>>108295756
they have buses to manchester down south? cor must take ages
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>>108295773
if you're an optomist than why would you whine about it? you've made your bed now ly in it as it goes. it sounds like you should admit your mistake and add to your filter.
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>>108295711
it might look a little bit too dense for my taste, I like when the crumb is a little bit more "airy" if that makes sense.
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can't believe we absolutely cunted the aussies at their one pride and joy, must be grim to lose to a bunch of pasty english lads who live for the piss up
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>>108295806
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9jPm7_1562699018
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copeealone is a boring cunt with shit gimmicks lol
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>>108295711
how did you make it?
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>>108295864
reminded me of 2005, a real hand on the heart moment.
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Why is the facist symbol a faggot? Are they benders?
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>>108295806
oxben looking kinda UwU here i cant lie
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>>108295806
he must be seriously autistic why does he even post here when everyone just dogs him out of it
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wonder what whiskers favorite band is
probably oasis or artic monkeys
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>>108295837
i've got to work with a northern england new build oven
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>>108295806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ
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>>108295660
even the buses up north look grim fucking hell
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alri lids
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>>108295882
He's pretty well read, to be honest.
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>>108295782
hmmm
i'd say it's primarily a work of history, that psycho stuff explains very basic structures but isnt a great framework for policy analysis or anything
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>>108295942
alreet lud
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>you can no longer trade cyrpto in the US
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>>108295962
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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dadberg is cleaning my toilet
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>>108295949
sounds interesting put it down on the list. thanks
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>>108295921
i take it you're a NEET. not interested in working in a bakery as a part time job?
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>>108295821
dont filter people because I am not a neek like you, I come to /brit/ for the full experience warts and all. Your the wart btw and I can just ignore you normally, like I do most of the time and will continue to do after this post
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>>108295992
But when I suggested The Recognitions to you back in March, you didn't add it to your list!!

I see how it is.
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>>108295884
making bread in general?
it's 500g of flour, 300ml of water, olive oil, bit of salt
add whatever else you want x
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djoko mopping up zzz guess at least it means nadal fed is on earlier
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lads
Is there anything you eat that you're convinced nobody else on earth eats?

I eat Chilli Con Carne in the same way as everyone else.
Except - I put in some mayonnaise once it's done and mix it up.
I love it. I'd never tell anyone IRL because it would be embarrassing but that's my deep food secret.

How about you lads?
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>>108296021
not really
i dont know, i dont have much interest in anything recently
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>>108295992
also it has really good old maps/drawings
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>>108296052
not too early I hope. I'd like to watch it
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>>108296031
ok well done sorry i triggered you enough to get you uptight and responding xx
>>108296037
already aware of that though hadn't heard of this book before.
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>>108296059
sandwiches with hotsauce and pepper
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>>108295522
i grew up in london and my school was half black but have never met a single black person who gave a shit about cricket
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>>108296059
I love a good mashed potato sandwich with some mustard
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>>108295783
>>108295709
reminder that homealone will unironically claim she is ugly
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>>108296059
if i go to mcdonalds ill get a double cheeseburger meal and when nobodys watching i take the lid off and put the chippies on the burger
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>>108296093
agut just held 4th game looked like he would let it slip
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Came back from a business trip in London, and it's literally he most hipstery place I've ever been to.

"Artisanal" this, "genuine" that. Bunch of scarf wearing homos flicking their wrists at me, talking about their espressos and their craft beers. Bullshit. You promised me a good time with some decent lads. All I got were a bunch of flaky nancies and a bunch of soyed out gumbos.

What the fuck, man.
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>>108296059

I drink insta thot bathwater
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>>108296103
me
Love creating a boring white person cucumber, cress and ham sandwich, tiny slash of butter.
And then motherfucking Jamaican super heat shit all over it.
Sublime.
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any ponyboys in
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>>108296150
i wouldn't care and i dont need you to tell me what he thinks
good day
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>>108296150
ugly is a bit strong but she is below average and unattractive
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>>108296140
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>>108296212
such hogwash
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>>108296172
You went to the wrong pubs.
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need to live on a space station on the edge of human space where laws are lax and corrupt corporations and bandits rule the roost
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>>108296248
is it bearwash though
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>>108296274
neggir
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>>108296059
I ate a lot of ice cubs. Like bags.
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>>108296296
nadir? nadal? is he going to win?
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>>108296255
yeah but london is so big its hard to find a good pub
you're walking 5 minutes in between every bar
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>>108296172
should’ve gone to stoke
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https://youtu.be/Ssh71hePR8Q
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>>108296264
*puts massive amounts of drugs in to your food rations*
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>>108296322
maybe
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>>108296172
where the fuck did you?

did you even bother to ask brit for recs?
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>>108296322
how dark is your skin? do you tan?
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you think that's hot?
wait until i tell you about the avanti video encoder
it makes webms
nicely
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>>108296172
you wouldn't like paris either i reckon
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>>108296328
You're literally a paki, if you can't find a decent pub in England, Wales or Scotland
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>>108296172
>You promised me a good time with some decent lads
I've been on /int/ for about five years and doubt I've seen anyone say a positive thing about London once.
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>>108296418
fair skin but lightly tanned in parts yes
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>>108296453
kl
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>>108296450
I said london not england you nigger
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>>108296452
how exaggerated
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>>108296421
what a gay webm
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anyone going bst in hyde park today?
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>>108296484
Cool it, paki
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>>108296509
not that gay
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artisANAL more like haha
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All white Americans should go back to Europe if they hate immigrants so much
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>>108296559
no thanks dont want some of them coming back here
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>>108296527
yeah i suppose
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>>108296513
did someone insult your endz senpai?
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>>108296559
fine by me they’ll only fill up germany ireland and italy english/welsh heritage isn’t “cool” to yanks
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>>108295962
What
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apricot wheat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNHGL-s0lm8
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>>108296559
pls yes
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keep an eye on betsy
she's definitely stealing from the till
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Imagine being not employable in the capital.
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>>108296835
imagine not doing cocaine
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>>108295365
why is it that whenever i'm alone girls seem to just glance at me a normaly amount probably just out of general human curiosity but whenever i'm with a female a colleague or my sister i get full on stared at very obviously a lot
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about to demolish a fat scran from maccies
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theyre making the little mermaid black
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>>108296970
not that i'd know as i'm a vf but don't girls view you as higher value if you have a gf? they probably assume she's a gf
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>>108293175
>>108293321
>>108293489
>>108293576
>>108293668
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>>108297017
wait till rorke gets wind of this
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Cant do anything with my hair
Reay just have the autistic phenotype
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Is it rude if I phone my boss today (on a Friday) to tell him I'm handing in my resignation?

I work away from the office and he's not in the office either today.
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think the nu match is pretty cute. might even send her a message
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>>108297017
nowt wrong with this
settle down
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>>108297100
white guilt nigger lover
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>>108297057
If you want to leave on good terms, which you always should unless its a very unusual exit, you should do it in person
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>>108297135
the toil experience
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>>108297126
mutt guilt white people lover
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Best Bowie album?
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Is it rude to be rude?
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>>108297207
>teehee im bent btw :v
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>>108297083
CUTE

whats the bio say?
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>>108297195
original pirate material
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>>108296264
>backwater planet so far removed from regulations that the only news of Terra comes from passing trade ships which settle in about once every year
>cattle ranching still a viable vocation, as large swathes of land locked masses make shipping by water unlikely, and atmospherically transporting 500 cows would be far too expensive for a backwater planet to justify doing
>bandits are replaced by insane, anarchic raiders who ride around in surplus Terran Federation Military JEEPs and jerry-rigged motorcycles
>planet is in constant state of instability as the rich barons fight over control of the land with each other, and with the local presiding raider warlords
>mercenaries come in from all walks of life looking for fame, adventure, money, and glory
>missionaries still doing their thing 200 years into the future (with one of them having lost their way and becoming one of the most powerful bandit warlords on the continent)
>people running from the law smuggling themselves on trade ships to exile themselves here
>it doesn't really matter because the Terran Federation treats this planet as a penal colony, as well as a garbage disposal/recycling center, which the locals pay for in order to scavenge high-tech doodads straight from Terra
>posh looking android and gynoid models outfitted with rugged clothing, slathered in war paint, or with patches of artificial skin missing and wires and metallic parts showing, still following their basic, helpful, polite programming despite their fierce makeover, and bandits treating them like the mother/father figure they never had, despite bantering it heavily it's one of the few things in their life that they actually show respect to

I started drifting off at the end there, but you get my point...What a life it would be
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Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's "I'm sorry." Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be
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>>108297266
holy shit, get a fucking life, you utter freak
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>>108297142
I can't, I work remotely several hours away from the office and don't ever visit there.
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>>108297100
but they cant even swim
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>>108297305
would fracture your fucking face bones if you so much as looked at me
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Diego telling a girl she can't have his number but she can private message him on his Goodreads account.
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One of the best things I ever did was start looking after my teeth
Bought an electric toothbrush and decent whitening toothpaste brushed thrice a day for a couple of years along g with a treatment of Crest whitening strips and my teeth are nice and white and I no longer have to hide them. Big confidence boost
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>>108297231
if i do not respond it is because i am probably in the 9 [arrondisment?] desperately trying to get 4g stuck between a scooter.
something like that
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>>108297345
they could if they were mermaids
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Been wearing glasses for so long that it's part of my identity. Reckon even if I got laser eye surgery, I'd still wear my glasses just to keep my looks about me.
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>>108297341
Oh, in that case sure... unless by out of office you mean 'not working/holiday'? If so, just wait 'til he's working.
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>>108297444
lose weight
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>>108297476
No he's been on email all day. Just not sure if it's polite to drop this on someone on a Friday afternoon.
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>>108297231
nothing really interesting or particularly funny. but people always fail at being funny with their bio, so i don't really care:
'if im not answering, i probably am in the underground hopelessly trying to get signal, or stuck between an electric scooter and a young dynamic executive. I am 170cm tall, Leo and love to eat healthy food'
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>>108297486
Then get your mom off me
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>>108297444
Sometimes I wear clear lens glasses to look like an actual countryman. It's like a cloaking device.
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>>108297341
just don't turn up for work ever again and ignore all contact
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Going into town to do some shopping
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>>108297391
underground line 9
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>>108297526
get us some triscuits
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>>108297345
Thought this was a meme but I remember my black ex couldn't swim and my black housemate can't swim either.
thought everyone in this country knew how to swim, we even had swimming lessons in school
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>>108297540
d'accord, merci
why did you translate désespérément as hopelessly instead of desperately out of interest
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>>108297391
hmm that's lost her a few points won't lie

>>108297502
true

>Leo
eugh

>love to eat healthy food
weird
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>speaking french
how pretentious
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>>108297608
mhm no idea really, hopelessly first came to mind. is there any difference between the two?
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>>108297632
it's got that certain je ne sais quoi
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>>108297621
yeah i mean I don't have any bio so I'm not going to judge people who took the time to write one. I wouldn't know what to write
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>>108297608
Are you gonna watch The International next month?
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>>108297653
in english yes. hopelessly suggests a futility - the action will probably fail. desperately suggests that it is out of necessity and it is the only choice:
he desperately tried to get home before his wife (he may or may not fail but he musn't fail for his sake)
vs he hopelessly tried to get home before his wife (he will fail or is failing to get home before his wife)
hopelessly - without hope (chance)
desperately - desperation, in need. i.e. he desperately needs food.
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>>108297761
*yawn*
Go shag you freak
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>>108297755
i don't follow dota and don't know the heroes or the new items but usually when it comes around or i'm bored flicking and a tournament is on I end up watching a bit so yes probably.
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>>108297761
in that case desperately fits better I think. and thanks
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>>108297798
might cum on this and send it to sara to see what she thinks
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>>108297798
all she had to do was not get fat
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just found this
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>>108297867
that's asking a lot for most women lad
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>>108297014
don’t rate it
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>>108297802
Good man. Hope we can watch a few games together.
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>>108297794
yeh i'll just go to the shag tree and get one
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>>108297761
kys my man
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>>108296339
im in stoke and if any yank comes here I will knock him dead on the pavement
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>>108297871
i shouldn't have enlarge the pic, she doesn't look attractive anymore
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>>108297911
tried and failed baby £50,000 in it if you can do it for me though
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Used to print out facebook photos of girls and cum on them in highschool. Then I'd take a picture and send it to them anonymously on ASKfm and tell them I thought of them as I did it.

It got to the point where it entered my school's mainstream gossip.
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>>108297950
surprised you didn't shoot up people.
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>>108297901
Yeah you said this earlier and I pointed out whores exist
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you arrive in australia
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copealone lad why kys? Why not try socialise with people and maybe one day find happiness?
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>>108297921
Wow, I didn't know little babies could talk
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notcopingaloneeveryday
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>>108297943
If I could guarantee that 50 grand and wouldn’t get arrested I’d stab you myself
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>>108297983
I know and you know my response to that but if you like we can go through the performance again.
>>108297995
socialised with a lot of people in my life but no/few meaningful connections and certainly none with physical intimacy with women rippp
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>>108297950
Did any of the girls like it?
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>>108297943
how you gonna give anyone 50k if youre dead
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>>108297977
was very well adjusted and also kind of a chad back then, I just thought it would be fun
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>>108297995
This. no harm in trying
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Watching stranger things season 3
Was supposed to watch it with the ex
Wonder if she's watched it yet
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>>108298042
and now looking back? still find it fun?
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>>108298031
will have it in cash on my person which you can loot posthumously
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>>108298028
Your response is untrue though. Having sex does wonders for your mental health even if its a brazzer
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>>108298028
Is permanent unconsciousness/nothingness really better than living though? No /brit/ once you're dead lad :^)

Why don't you hire somebody/an agency to manage your rentals and go travel a bit
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>>108298077
cannot fathom how this would ever go down, you’re going to carry 50k on you until somebody locates you and takes their chance?
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>>108298001
shut up you big fat diabetic prick you probably didnt like london because people in the street laughed at your comedically large belly
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chuckled at the notion that you would 'loot' a dead character irl
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>>108298138
In the collapse that will be a common occurrence
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Got a random phone screen crack. Called a cunt 15 mins ago, into my pocked, pull it out a huge crack through the middle
What the fuck
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Interesting, i'm watching show 'Good Omens'.
In second part it's Britain and children argue whether there is store with 39 sorts of ice cream in america or not, because it's something that british children have never seen.
Do british really have such poor proposal of ice cream in their stores?
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>>108298058
Caught the ex shagging another man last week.
Lad was only 17
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>>108298088
I'm genuinely not that fussed about sex I don't know why maybe it's some testerone problme some other mental health thing it is soooo far down the list. What does cause me regular anguish is the loneliness and lack of physical intimacy with women. Imagine being 34 years old and having less physical nourishment than the average 13 year old - it is mind boggling.
>>108298113
would agree to meet someone to kill me yes after we had talked out details
>>108298108
who said i'm nothingness i think my mental health is quite decent at the moment to be honest. also historic suicide attempts does not mean current idealiation. i've travelled a lot and continue to do so (although less and less as the years go by have not travelled at all this year for example but keep considering a trip). i can manage my stuff from abroad as well and have done many times.
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Blue cheese burger, onion rings and mac & cheese

Lunch of champions
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>>108298197
Blog on r9ker
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>>108298219
>ask question
>respond
>lul how dare you respond blogger
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*gay australian accent under breath*
what the fuckkkk
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>>108298029
Not publicly, but I've heard girls """"""whispering""""" to their friends (very loudly) about how much they'd like it if it happened to them, and how hot it would be. They'd try to say it as if they were joking and they'd laugh, but it was pretty obvious they meant it too. After overhearing this, I'd always wait a few weeks before doing it to them so as not to raise suspicion it was me. I can't tell if it was coincidence either, but it seemed like more and more girls were making facebook accounts too, even though they never had one previously before, but maybe I was over thinking it.

>>108298066
Yep. Still fun. Good memory of my teen years when I could be wild and reckless.
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>>108298197
If I wasn't clear... the nothingness was post-death.
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>>108298197
Sex is physical intimacy mong
Be a sugar daddy if you want the gf experience
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>>108298237
Not your blog bender sick of you shitting up every thread every friday
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>>108298197
just get a gf lmao, it's not that hard you even said yourself that 13 year olds manage it
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>>108298208
If everyone on /brit/ chipped in and bought you and your family a one-way ticket back to Lahore, would you accept it and fuck off back to where you came from, paki bastard?
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>>108298124
Googoo gaga? How bout I googoo GIVE YOU my big fat face in your big fat mouth, huh? You like me now? Punk?
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>>108298249
if your question is is nothingness better than suffering then yes I think it is.
>>108298261
learn how to filter MONGoose
>>108298265
what do you think i've spent 20+ years trying to do?
>>108298255
intimacy and sex are not equivalent of course sex involves intimacy but intimacy does not necessarily involve sex. cuddling on a couch with someone is intimate but not sex.
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>>108298180
what was his cock like?
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>>108298208
>dairy
>red meat
>fried shit

fucking disgusting, go vegan you obese, clogged-artery fuck
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>>108298314
Bigger than mine
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Frens, answer please. What about ice cream in british stores? I'm worrying.
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>>108298290
lose weight
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>>108298247
>>108298290
i want these “people” out of /brit/ pls
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>>108298290
bit gay mate
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>>108298310
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>>108298247
That's pretty hot, t b h. If only I was as ballsy and creative as you when I was that age. I only heard about ``cum tributes'' many years later.
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>>108298334
what about it
you can get it
you can also get mr whippy from vans
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>>108298358
lol who is that
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business idea: Loonie toons but called Zoomie toons
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>>108298310
>what do you think i've spent 20+ years trying to do?
must have been doing a piss poor job then, that or not trying very hard
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>>108298381
famous incel alex turner
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>>108298310
'that's a vague term.... I'd certainly opt for the 'cide over constant pain/paralysis/severe dementia etc. but is your suffering really on a level such that 'nothing' would be preferable?
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>>108298334
cornetto pls ta x
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Noel Gallagher brands Scotland 'third world' in feud with Lewis Capaldi
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>>108298333
would you suck it?
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>>108298337
>>108298341
>>108298342
Fuck, it was supposed to say "big fat fist" instead of "big fat face". Totally ruins the effect. It was supposed to be a threat, not a homosexual come-on.
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>>108298378
mr whippy? where do you live fren, Vice city?
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>>108298423
Not gay like you mate
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>>108298395
tried very hard but being diego rivera but uglier and 5'3 is a MASSIVE handicap.
>>108298406
lol ok i'm sure it goes without saying but he mogs me hard
>>108298407
that's what I skipped to in my response that i'm not suicidal atm and in quite a decent mood if anything
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She's taking the piss now
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>>108298425
annoying when you fluff an otherwise perfect insult like that init
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>>108298451
soft serve ice cream from a machine m8
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>>108298425
stupid fat yank all he can think about is himself and his bloated corpse like appearance
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>>108298466
Joking aside, is it normal for authors to add so much info after the fact?
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>>108298458
nothing gay about sucking a nice willy
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>>108298325
no
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>>108298465
>i'm not suicidal atm and in quite a decent mood if anything
Good lad. Keep your double chin up.
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>>108298493
Can't really think of an example where they did that. Let alone for an recognisable series
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>>108298274
lmao based paki basher.
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>>108298493
no of course not
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>>108298465
Damn, that is very short

thoughts on bagelcel?
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>>108298466
she is a serial shitposter anyone that thinks she cares about her shite children’s books is deluded it’s purely a money spinner and at this point she’s just fucking around seeing what she can get away with
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>>108298310
Yeah go pay someone to cuddle then you fucking moron. Even simple shit like that builds confidence
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>>108298474
Woah, leave your mom out of this!
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>>108298465
Diego manged to get laid though, I've got mates shorter than you and they can get laid as well.
You have definitely been doing something wrong
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Oi, Sweden. Release A$AP immediately. Wont tell you again
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remember the first time I cuddled my gf in bed she asked if I was nervous because I kept twitching and I said no
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>>108298466
Reads like a parody account
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>>108298596
Why is this lad sucking off that mouse?
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>>108298509
It looks Mexican, to be honest.
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>>108298466
Haha. Imagine having a mid-life crisis play out on social media.
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Rorke secretly eats chapatis but tells everyone he doesn't like them
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i'm really racist lads

sometimes it occurs to me how shocked the average normie would be if they knew how racist i am
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building my confidence by paying people to do things with me
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>>108298596
is this pintgf.webm
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>>108298636
I'm a roti man, myself
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>>108298523
i don't suppose the virulentness of his response but I completely empthaise with his position. I think all the people then laughing at his height certainly miss the point. It is not as if people are born with such sadness and hate. I think it's a shame that you can talk to people and they will agree that black people are judged differently to white people in white societies but you say to them that short people are judged differently and those same people think you are mad.
>>108298544
i have plenty of confidence confidence isn't and has never been an issue. but yes i have been thinking about GFE.
>>108298573
diego was a very famous and significant artist it's flattering you would compare me to him but the comparrison is unjust. he is also better looking and taller. I am uglier than him by quite a metric. as I said before I was once compared to Amedeo Avogadro. To give you an idea of how bad we are talking lol. I have had plenty of positive relationships with women but none have been interested in being with me and I can't blame them i'm fucking hideous. I am doing nothing wrong. I am just that ugly. You wouldn't go up to the elephant man and say well mate you're just not talking to them properly would you. Not that i'm saying i'm THAT ugly but my desireability especially in the time of prolific internet dating is not far from it.
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>>108298638
what are you? racist?
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>>108298638
that's normal for australians
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>>108298596
God I wish that was me
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Wish I had a hat saved on my phone so I could hat that
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hiding my power level from the family
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>>108298573
being short is one thing. being objectively ugly is another. and obviously being both is in another level. don't think it's impossible to find a short ugly girl but even these cunts have high standards
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>>108298596
>wh*Toids
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>>108298638
probably wouldn’t surprise them at all you greasy virgin
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>>108298692
i may be greasy and a virgin but
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>>108295365
>Reading edition
good edition
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>>108298572
I was clearly talking about you spazmo
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>>108298466
It's Clickhole.
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>>108298668
>Amedeo Avogadro
starting to think you are an elaborate larp, no one knows who this is.
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>>108298466
4,6k replies, 62k retweets, 130k likes
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>>108298668
No you dont you have terrible confidence
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>>108298668
Have you tried going for ethnic women? I hear slanty eyed women love white men regardless of how ugly they are.
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>>108298677
Oh grow up
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>>108298727
last time I brought that up had the exact same reaction but I swear on my life that I have been compared to him wrt looks once in my life.
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>meat is unhealthy
LMAO

the amount of flabby, pallid vegetarians and vegans I've met is truly astounding
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>>108298723
who the fuck is Y'Spasmo?
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>>108298741
why do you say this? i tisn't true at all.
>>108298755
I have yes but not as often and I get admittably a bit down wheN I go for some 2/10 chink and still get a bad reaction.
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>>108298727
his number is very big
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>>108298788
I know a fat vegan, not even sure how it's possible. they must eat a fuckload of bread or something
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>>108298727
was thinking the same lmao who the fuck knows this italien chemist born in 1776. not to mention knowing how he looks like.
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>>108298805
The ability to talk or maintain a conversation is not self confidence
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>>108298727
>>108298833
btw everyone who does gcse chemistry is aware of his name at least as it's the formula to work out moles
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>he doesn't know about avogadro's constant
>he didn't do GCSE chemistry

didn't know I was sharing a board with uneducated twats
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Currently making a new, please no one make one
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>>108298847
when did i ever say it was...
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>>108298870
leave it out mate, only got a C in GCSE chemistry
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>>108298862
>>108298870
I know the constant but that doesn't tell me how he looks like. can't really fathom someone would bring him up in a normal conversation lol
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no meat ok, but life without milk? these vegans have lost it
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>>108298736
It's a parody account, YOU WOG
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>>108298924
I've known a lot of people in my life and a lot of them have been intelligent. I mean I don't know what you want me to say i admit it's only been once but it happened I swear on my life. like believe whateverf you want about everything else but that is completely true
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leftypol crying over spilled milk
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>>108298924
The only way I can picture it happening is if a pic of him was on the screen in school and someone said "hey that looks like homealone"
brutal stuff
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>>108298972
i believe you, but it sounds super strange, and that's a pretty mean thing to say to someone.
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Like a bullet from a gun, it burns
When you realise she was never your girl
It was just your turn
You gotta face your demons
Don't matter how much money you earn
Your niggas said 4L
But the shit got real and you weren't concerned
The same old story, the world spins 'round and 'round, senpai
Lessons have to get learned

Truth has to be told
I don't bend, I don't fold
I lost count how many we sold
I went Silver, I went Gold
Then I went Platinum, so what's next?
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maccas screwed up my order
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>>108299021
They don't care about your feelings, if you're ugly.
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>>108298978
and everyone turns back to homealone's already red face. everyone laughs, even the teacher. oh god it happened this way didn't I
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>>108299028
Fuck off, African cunt.
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>>108299021
when you're that ugly you are freereign for comments and this is parrt why I completely empathise with bagelcel because people go out of their way to insult or at least make comments that are insutling but from their superior positiondo not realise the insult. I have been eating at restaurants before with other people midning my own business and a random table over leans over to make a derogatory comment about me. Completely unprovoked absolutely no reason to it it just happens when you look weird.
>>108299071
that's not how it happened but you can surely realise why I have little patience with people who are like "lul bruh just try harder lul get some confidence bruh"
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>>108299071
He tried to laugh it off like he wasn't the butt of the joke, but cried when he went home that day.

Sad!
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>>108298727
>>108298924
He died on 9 July. He probably just looked up that date, picked a random name
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>>108299105
>derogatory comment about me.
What did they say?
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yup genius yank i just randomly looked up the 9th of july because that is the date today and said Avogadro. nothing wahtsoever to do with the fact it's true and I mentioned it before.
>>108299180
there's been many usually wrt height or comparing me to an ugly actor and s on .
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>>108298822
so easy to eat a lot of calories in carbs, fat and refined sugar... just go to India. Their most vegetarian state has the worst rate of obesity and diabtes.
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>>108299234
Like Willem Dafoe?
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It's not the 9th of July though
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>>108298248
alri
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>>108299305
>>108299305
>>108299305
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>>108299280
no i've never had him i've had steve buscemi rowan atkinson, vincent schiavelli among others



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