follando a tu papá
>>108281579call me a bih again and i’ll poz ur neghole
write the rest, /cum/
>>108281664>ma, i need to talk about something important with you when you're not busy
>>108281664“ma soy un bih”
That's a nice shiny apple. Mind if I take a bite?
>>108281664I'm transexual.Love,Your daughter
>>108281664ma, i'm gonna kill myself
>>108281680shes literally on the living room so that doesnt make any sense
soy un Mary Cone
>>108281723Epic and Underrated
>>108281734go talk to her in person, don't be a coward.
t.bh im just mad that all the trans ppl i stan have great relationships with their mum
>>108281734Don't tell her. Hide it until your parents ask why you keep wearing women's clothing.
>>108281775i wont wear womens clothes until i have my adams apple removed
>>108281791An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
ehat about "mum remember when you said you wanted to make me a girl well why dont we do it but for real"
>>108281791Perfect, you don't have to tell her for a few more years.
be careful ale
>>108281831Being completely honest, that's awful. This is a pretty serious situation. Just go fucking talk to her, like a real man.
Made italian sausage and a bacon egg and cheese sandwich
>>108281869I would kill for an egg croissant with bacon+cheese.
me talking to /cum/me on the left btw
>>108281862I think this might be the best and funniest post I’ve seen in like a year
gf is seething at her sister
>>108281909we can't give you a good text because the entire premise is bad. these things cant be handled on Schmeckleberg Whatface device.
>>108281664>>108281734>>108281768>>108281791>>108281831>>108281878>>108281909this is how youre gonna end up in a few years h*mo
>>108281953yes they canwhat would you know
>>108281958i really hope so
>>108281966He's right. Dude, just wait until you're ready and go talk with her. This is a life altering moment for both of you.
A stewardess asked a passenger "There are beef steak set and fried chicken set. Which would you like?"The passenger answered "Hmm, none of them, but you"Stewardess "Wow. Would you ask me out on a date?"Passenger "hehe...well, I was just kidding haha"The stewardess turned around and left the passenger. A couple of minutes later, she was back and served the fried chicken set without saying anything.
>>108281958#15 Burger King Foot LuggageThe last thing u want in ur
why is /cum/ so dumb? oh yeah i forgot, all of yall are men
>>108282090so are (you)
>It took women 55 years to get to the Moon
We shoot conservatives on sight
>>10828221112 people have walked on the moon, and all of them were Male.
>>108282235Good, we need a cleansing.
>>108282235Don't sell yourself short. You shoot, torture, knife, acidify, maim, disembowel, decapitate and mutilate the genitals of everyone on sight.
Why are you people talking about transsexuals?
>>108282490what do you mean you people
>>108281664yo tengo pito
you ever feel like man i really want to watch this thing but also ugh i dont really feel like wat hing this thing rn
playing minecraft rnits dangerous levels of comfy
yall a bunch of bitch niggashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjr191Stwkk
i want someone to play minecraft with but yall are creeps
>>108282896what does creep mean in this context
i have never played minecart
>>108282896I'm not a creep
>>108282914i played during beta when it was on kickstarter or whatever long ago but i just bought it today and its very different so its like im playing it the first time againit kind of feels like a zen garden, just slowly getting things done with no real direction or rush. could see how zoomers would grow up on this
>>108282906very bad ppl>>108282922but youre a dick (or more appropriate, a cunt)
does the lesbian leaf use reddit flags
brazilians are bro tier
the only good brazilian is maria jorge
>>108283052where she @
>>108283005wut, how am I a cuntI admit I do make some fairly offensive posts sometimes but I'm not that much of an asshole
my bud is at a strip club by himself and has been sending me SMS live updates all day
>SMSwhy tho, just use whatsapp???
>>108283301it's actually iMessage are u happy
i also want someone to play terraria with when the update comes up
Now time to read the Bible
the problem i have with socialism is their fetish for the working classlike bitch they poor and received terrible education how tf do you expect them to choose whats good for them
I always wanted to live for as long as I want and not as long as nature wants be fucking invincible and be the very only one in control of my mortality, that's the only thing I whish for because I want to live literally billions of years to see a lot of shit and how things change and see how close are people's predictions or I want to be there when people start being born without the pinky finger and things like that but I also know that at some point I will want to die and end the journey
heineken tastes so bad yikeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzVvAvEjMig
urge to smoke but no cigs
>>108283392>like bitch they poor and received terrible education how tf do you expect them to choose whats good for themhence dictatorship of the proletariat
>>108283184well, sorry then>>108283441smoking is bad
>>108283398>drinking piss water
>>108283457hmmm i dont want to be that person, but thats basically venezuela...
do you guys like these? how do you eat them?
>>108283464ik, i ge tthe urge when i drink >>108283478i got it for free so
>>108283506yes, with milk
>>108283483nah venezuela is more like social democracy under constant CIA sabotagemaduro is just a retard bus driverdictatorship of the proletariat is more like Stalin or Mao lmao
>>108283532oh youre not a real socialist sorry
>>108283506i grab a fistful and stuff em in my mouth
>>108283506no and no
I just found out my gf has an oviposition fetish and I'm not sure how to handle this right now.
>>108283620>not sure how to handle thisdump
There's a cricket right next to my bedroom window and my bed is right next to it
>>108283549100% of my posts are shitposts but no one here understands my sense of humor :'^(
cant find my car keys
>>108283669Are you German?
>>108283620what exactly is meant by such a fetish?
do you have an opinion on the jeffery epstein stuff
>>108283722retrace your steps
>>108283760you put a big ass egg inside your vagina and then lay it out, i think
>>108283760>>108283846She likes the thought of something, like a giant insect or alien, laying eggs in her stomach or in her uterus.
>>108281983Her sister’s dog ripped one her stuffed animals from her room at their mom’s house. Also made her seethe harder by reminding her that I told her to take them when she moved in with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7_jYYISAbM>>108283815ill try again in a min i guesss
>>108283795I think it's crazy he was let off so easy in 2008
>>108283795>dirty old kike organizes a child sex ring>possibly in collaboration with or under direct orders of mossad>snares in pedos and entraps normies having sex with the child sex slaves>celebrities, politicians, financiers, etc>blackmails them into pouring billions into his offshore blackmail account to keep it under wraps, under the guise of running a hedgefund or w/e which he has no experience doing>leverage the subjects into doing what you want via blackmail, despite payments of hush moneybased and redpilled, one hell of a racketdangerous game thoughhard to believe he isn't already dead
>>108283899Haven't you been drinking?
i wish i could talk to the brown gf of the gf poster so i could tell her to break up with him
>>108283881women shouldn't be allowed to have fetishes desu
>>108284043i dont like you and i think the fact that youre so much older is very predatory
>>108283881how about MY PENIS laying MY SPERM in her uterus LOLdumb fetish, too similar to normal sex
having a gf who is the same age as you is literally gay
>>108283973im not drunk
rape fetish (from the point of view of the victim) is really weird for melike youre giving consent to consent not being necessary but also you can revoke that consent with just one wordits like idk so weird for me
>>108284157you're a virgin incel right lol
Read up to 1 Samuel 11That's enough for tonight
>>108284175virgin yes but im a volcel
>>108284066Why don’t you like me Also she’s the predator She used to hit on me even when she was underage and groped me before we were dating :(
>>108284151Drunk driving is really stupid you morongo do something else like jerk off and take a shower
>>108284319already said im not drunk
>>108284217it is very masculine of you to not constantly fantasize about getting rapedand to not understand women who dothey basically all have some level of rape/submission fantasyjust take a step back and think of what heterosexual sex is in essence lol
I told Allie that Ale said she should break up with me and she said no
>>108284380i never said i dont find it kinda hot myself, i just said i find it kinda weird
>>108284399tell her to add me on discord
>>108284495She doesn’t use discordShe’s a weeb so she has a PS4
>>108284552didnt you said she had a discord server for her to talk to her orbiters or smth
finally found em, im out boyos enjoy some springsteenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs
>>108281568http://filthycasuals DOT tv/watch Marty with the lads
>>108284646be safe pls
>>108284598No Theres more than one person with a girlfriend in this general you know
>>108284741are you the one from cali or nyc
>>108284787California Pretty sure the NYC guy is busy with having a kid
>>108284832Also there are like 3 posters in California with brown gfs I stole the brown gf thing from one of them (the guy who always says “my gf is still brown” isn’t me)I think the one you’re thinking of the the one from Davis I’m from San Jose
>>108284832i still dont like youpretty sure you one called me retarded for calling myself ale and not allie
>>108284876Wasn’t meMe? I don’t use ableist language
>>108284863see thats why everyone should use a trip
eating a payday bar rndid they change the recipe or something, this tastes wayyy saltier than I remember, kinda gross
>>108284876now that u mention it i can imagine someone with down syndrome pronouncing Allie as Ale lmao
>>108284954Maybe you put salt on it fattyThose things are like 500 calories
>>108284896100% sure it was youno other poster has a gf named alliebut anyways imma see tays prime day concert
>>108285053I have a girlfriend named Allie but she doesn’t use discord You’re confusing me with another poster
>>108285053how do u have some kinda catalog of every time anyone has been rude to youwhat have u got on my file lmao
i have had two girlfriends named allie it's not rare at all
I need to turn the brightness on my TV down
girls are initiating conversations with me in class.why...
>>108285245they want ur bepis in bagina
I bet that bagel guy is jewish>>108285245they want to be your new gay bf
becky g is so pretty ugh
>>108285115who r u
>>108285273>>108285341but i'm 190 pounds at 6 feet... overweight...
>>108285389everyone has a different identifier for me and i don't know what yours is
>>108285373She is a spic thoTell me one thing that spic girls provide that arab girls cannot.Spics are hot and brown, but Arab and even indian girls have no problems on that front either
>>108285417no one cares freakazoid plenty of fat dudes get pussy it's not like being a fat woman just be yourself
>>108285468but i'm braindead
also you're less than one BMI point over the upper bound of overweightyou might be slightly chubby but there's no way it's enough for people to really notice
>>108285518***less than one BMI point over the upper bound of normal weight, rather
>>108285518>>108285537d-do you think i could ask a girl out to coffee or lunch who i haven't spoken to much at all?
Ale is honestly an annoying bitch incel that needs to commit suicide
>a girl could be reading this post right nowdoes this spook anyone else out?
>>108285622nomakes me sad that i'll never have a gf
>>108285549is this real or a shitpost lol
>>108285847i'm a depressed alcoholic who's lost a lot of memories over the past decadeit's real
omg i just love this woman so much ugh
>>108285581how am i an incel
>>108285989Have you ever had sex?
>>108285873>d-do you think i could ask a girl out to coffee or lunch who i haven't spoken to much at all?yes just make a bit of chitchat, try to hit it off, ask out to whatever, ask for number, try not to be nervous about rejection plenty of fish out there etcjust be cool bud, also always be closing haha
Page 6? Really?You fucking losers.
Drunk at a friends house rn
Haven’t even opened my laptop since I been visiting my mom. Think it’s making me not stay up as late. Watched the new avengers tonight just got home going kayaking tomorrow. Can’t wait to get home and do drugs tho.
Bought a treadmill for 40 bucks and it works perfectly
>Can’t wait to get home and do drugs tho.
>>108286789why not just go outside for a run?
>>108281568>white nationalist>faggot>hate myself to no end>want a white gf to spread my white genes>want a qt asian bf to dominate me in bed>want a future for white children>want to also be a gay race traitor>want the day of the rope to happen but know I'll hang on itI'm a fucking subhuman. I hate myself to no end
>>108286891Sometimes it's raining or snowing. Sometimes I want to watch anime while I run.
almost just punched out my mirror by accident, slammed my fist into it by accident and defo woke up my neighbours
>>108286836Got a problem
>>108286911You sound like you've spent way too much time on /pol/ and /int/. Consuming politics is junk food, you get sick when you eat too much.
>>108286911bro i literally described this exact thing earlier tonight lmaoin an earlier discussion of strasserist trannies
Farts smelling pretty bad tonight,boys
I have to watch six video lectures, do three homework assignments, two quizzes, and an exam by 5pm Saturday
I hate America son fucking muchI wish I wasn’t born in a country that exists to squeeze as much money as possible out of everybody making less than 7 figures
I just want to have free time, budsI wanna go on a vacationWhy is this country such a toxic shithole
>>108287523Imagine living in one of the most naturally beautiful and diverse countries on the planet and then fucking building that and thinking “Yep, that looks fine.”What the fuck is wrong with this shithole?
Being in a relationship while also being incredibly insecure is pretty uncomfy, budsIf she doesn’t reply to me for a few hours I start feeling shitty
>>108287592Also I’m clingy as fuck so I have to actively not be and I feel like shit bad use of it haha
>>108287623Because Why the fuck did it change to bad useI wish I didn’t want to date or didn’t love my girlfriend so I could just break up with her and be alone
>>108287518>i suffer in the land of the free
>>108287489the income tax thing is a bullshit misdirectionanyone whose income is their primary source of wealth is middle classincome = wagecuckthe real masters and slavedrivers are corporations and their shareholdersthe fun part is that much of the market is now owned by algorithmic computer "daytraders", ETFs, and pension funds, so the bigwig floortraders and oligarchs are largely a thing of the pastwe're already just living in a weird dystopian world where we're slaves to eternal legal fictions and computers
>>108287659America is the land of the wageslave and the home of the bootlicker
which one? meme or reaper?
>>108287676i can assure you it's the same here unless you're a neet
>>108287697I can assure you that it is notThe only people who think that have never lived hereReminder: you can be fired at any time for any reason with absolutely no recourse in most states
The wrong side won the American Revolutionary War
a CEO earning a million bucks a year doesn't have jack shit in the grand scheme of thingsthose retarded Forbes List type things talking about the richest people in the world are false. most information about real wealth is private. the only people on those lists are individuals with shares in publicly traded companies, because it needs to be disclosed in public financial statements. real money hides in tax shelters behind 100 layers of shell companies, and the real richest people in the world might be 100 or 1000 times wealthier than the likes of Jeff Bezos
>>108287792Do you unironically believe Bezos’ entire wealth is known?
>>108287721>/cum/ countries make up the very bottom three of the listdeeply embarrassing
>>108287817This can be fixed with a pan-American communist revolution (Leninism, Stalinism, Maoism, and Dengism are not communalism. They’re state capitalism on steroids)
>>108287816he's a new kid on the block. given that just about all of his wealth has come in through a publicly traded company, there are pretty good records to be scrutinized by the IRS and others. I'm sure he has offshored a fair bit of it and has had free reign to dump that into whatever he likes BUT there's no way it compares to the successful aristocratic and banking families that have been accumulating wealth for centuries
>>108287888>new kidAnon he’s been a billionaire for a while now His company runs on glorified slave labor This man is not showing his true wealth
>>108287934Are you serious? Amazon was founded in 1994 (25 years old). Mayer Amschel Rothschild was born in 1744 (275 years ago). William the Conqueror took England in 1066 (953 years ago). The Roman Catholic Church "declared independence" from the Pentarchy in the Great Schism of 1054 (965 years ago).And organizations are vastly more effective than individuals. Just look at powerful entities like BlackRock (over $6T AUM), IMF, World Bank, Bank of International Settlements, etc. Who created those and why? Wealth is an inferior currency to power anyhow. How about the EU or the UN?Individual billionaires aren't worth shit and can't do shit, just look how ineffectual they are when they rail against the true elites like those retard Koch brothers.
>>108288422>forgetting the Rothschilds and the RockefellersI’d wager that they do a pretty good job at hiding their wealth too
>>108288503The Rothschild family was the first thing I mentioned after Amazon lol
About to play l4d2 by myself
>the man that controls a website that a quarter of the planet's population use monthly has no power
>>108288865>internet middleman who controls a website is more powerful than the joint chiefs of staff who control the military, the central bankers who control the currency, the churches and academia who control people's values, media who control the flow of information and who people vote for, etcAbsurd, except to the degree that Bezos owns some of the media
>>108289139>the churches LOL>and academia who control people's valuesAcademia and media are the same, Facebook IS the media.>joint chiefs of staff have powerROFL
>>108288865kekdumb fucking retard
>>108289197churches have become largely obsolete in our society but i mentioned them due to the continuum where they have become mostly replaced by academia and mass media>Facebook IS the mediai mostly agree, it's not everything but social media has become the dominant form of media for most people>Academia and media are the samethey're similar but not the same. they are of the same essence, but obviously university is not the same as mass media like CNN or Facebooki'd say it's pretty fair to compare a peasant going to a service or sunday school to learn about the world from the village priest to the way people now interact with formal academia and mass media
granted i haven't had a facebook account since early 2017, but my impression before i deleted it was that it had mostly become something of a link aggregator like reddit or something; that there was very little organic content on the platform anymore aside from the comment sections, and that in this way more obsolete forms of media like the websites of newspapers and cable news still managed to maintain a role in the new environment
>>108289350>they're similar but not the same. they are of the same essence, but obviously university is not the same as mass media like CNN or FacebookNo, it's even more important because it shapes the minds of developing children.
>>108289465Whereas CNN shapes the minds of moribund geriatrics LOL
feel a shit comin' down the pipe
feels big, and dry. going to take my time with this one, don't want to irritate the hemorrhoids.
>>108290017what about it
>>108290094nuthin just wanted to put it into the x*oid format heh
Cooked up some chicken thighs yesterday that seemed slightly off, but they didn’t seem too bad so I ate them anyway. Now I’ve got bad diarrhea lol
>>108290215it does seem appropriate. such obsene thoughts come to mind at the mention of the word.
>>108290244How'd you make them? You think they were undercooked, or bad meat?
>>108290349they'd gone off, i definitely didn't cook them rare lmaoif anything i may have overdone them a little in a futile effort to compensateit's not like they were sitting around for long, they were still three days before their """Best Before"""i'd actually picked up the premium brand that's supposed to be nicer, shan't be doing that again
>>108290464What a bummer. You spend all that time and effort trying to make something nice, only to be rewarded with extra toilet/shower time. Been there, done that on numerous occasions.
>>108290588>What a bummerso to speak lol
frick I hate it when I mistake an object for someone's silhouette in the middle of the night, good lord what a scare
>>108290923got a skinwalker infestation in ur house???
>>108290923kek reminds me of a funny storyI was put on a post in a training scenario, low on sleep and I couldn’t find my glasses, I was scanning a tree line and thought I saw someone so I started hollering at them for a minute or two until the guy next to me started laughing his ass off. I was yelling at a bush.
>see a shadow moving around in distance on night walk>looks like a wild dog or coyote>walk up and it's a deer
>>108290980wait can skinwalkers morph into inanimate objects now? oh heck>>108291114lol
hey girls.... long time no see, huh?
>>108291868what up "dane"
all of the walmarts in my city are open 24/7 except for the one in the colored area. I only go to the one in the colored area though because it's always filled with SEA qts
I shop at local establishments rather than support giant anti-white corporations.
>>108292062>all of the walmarts in my city are open 24/7 except for the one in the colored areawow i didn't know walnut is RACIST
>>108292169oddly enough, I've never heard of any violence going down there, and about a month ago someone was shot dead at one on the nice side of town. I think the hours are restricted because people are robbing the place blind as is, they've got security cameras at the self-checkout lanes now.
>>108292121The citizens of my county banned Walmart from opening in the county. Most of the stores are locally owned or regional chains because of that.
>>108292664>The citizens of my county banned WalmartWHAT i thought this was a FREE COUNTRY
street fight webms, glass of milk, steak and eggsperfection
i think my proudest moment must be when my phd supervisora lady from hong kong took my advice to change something in the abstractminor thing, because we were doing optimal energy scheduling for unit intervals, but the example used 30m instead of 1h division for the task to be completedyou know
>>108292760I think it's some sort of mutual agreement they signed
>>108292894>proudest moment is when some chink allowed you to use 30mins instead of 1hr in some paper no one will ever readextremely grim
>>108292973also i took judo lessons as a kid and floored this gypsy who was bullying me so.....
>>108293007so what i'm lookin for a fight or a fuck and i dont see ur mum around
Buy my piss boys
>>108293392lmao no way that is her
>>108293226what was it?
im in love with him
>>108293392Damn, she cleans up nicely if that's really her.
>>108293614yeah I'm in love with your kitty too
>>108293723sad the image is fake
sowhat's going on
>tfw woke up early so i can play video games before work
first for fuck people of color
Watched a video on Detroit. Firefighter:>What do you expect? A gallon of gas is cheaper than a movie ticket.
>>108294774kekbased hood niggas that know how to have a good time
breakfast:some beef jerkytwo clementine'sone applecottage cheese (4% milk fat)chunk of chocolate
also i used to bake and cook before the marijuana
Havent smoked in a few months because i'm trying to find a new job
>>108295355that's so bizarre to menobody tests here
>tfw my friend started bakinghow longs he got until he moves onto harder stuff?
Don't know why so many people fight on concrete or in bathrooms.If I had a reason to call someone out to a fight, or to be called out, I'd make sure it is on grass and not concrete where one of us could die or get poo or pee on our faces.
>>108295407like what, cooking and grilling?
>>108295452>I'd make sure it is on grass and not concrete where one of us could dieok MOM where's the fun in that big gay wet blanket
>not realizing the parking lot is a giant rock to spills your opponent's brains ontook
>>108295606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSPHNkG6-msaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh pulling weeds the thinking patrician's saturday morning activity
>>108295402Every single job here does
>>108295402Even funnier is that you can still be drug tested for jobs in states where recreational weed is legal
>>108296039yes, i have heard about thisand that's so weirdat a casual job thing i had the guy said'don't get drunk at work, don't do drugs'this is at the lowest kind of jobs