Morning lad edition, chaps
>>106926942top of the morning to you lad
>>106927391Morning, lad. How many coffees have you had today? 2 already. Planning on 2 more
>>106927928coffee is for degenerates
>>106928062That would be energy drinks. If it's not natural it's shit
Where are the /balt/ lads?
>>106929003Probably at school.
why are balts so friendly
>>106929095Cuz tgey care.
I should probably check my spelling more often.
>wake up>second or third thought is "I should go get a six pack of beer"shit
>>106929252Never bought a pack of beer myself, desu. Do people like drinking the same beer one after another? I always buy different beer
>>106929555Not that anon but i generally dislike mixing beer.
>>106929555it's weird to drink different tasting beer when your purpose is not tasting but getting drunk
>hang out with a friend>buy 20 bottles of random beer>end up pouring half of it out because it tastes like absolute shitrookie mistake, now I usually get 4-6 beers I know I like and a couple new ones I haven't tried
>>106929252Rytas už vakarą protingesnis, anonai :-DDDD
Me right now in this weather
>>106931542Are you okay?
>>106931512Blet, nejaugi tai mano alkogolizmo pradmenys?
>>106931542Whats wrong with the weather? Its nice as fuck, i have window open nice refreshing cold wind
haven't drank coffee since saturday, gonna have a cuppa now
>>106931698patikėk taip, dabar dar tau smagu, gersi vis dažniau, dar matyt tau užtenka tų 6-ių alaus. Man ir taip buvo prieš du, tris metus. Dabar kai užgeriu tai geriu dienom po ~1 litrą stiprių per dieną. Siūlau mest gert vienam, mest gert vidury savaitės ir apskritai mest gert be progos ir be saiko, nes šitas šūdas geruoju nesibaigia. Geriau jau žolę rūkyk
>>106932100Joy of living in Africa
>>106932124>šitas šūdas geruoju nesibaigiaKažką buvai pridaręs?
>>106932200daug ką, negaliu pasakot, bet jo, galėdavau gert kaip žmogus gan ilgą laiką. Atsimenu kažkada man net vienam gert atrodė nenormalu. Dabar tai kaip kauliuką mest, alų geriant neretai išeina išgert porą ir eit miegot, bet bent vienas stoparikas ir blackoutas garantuotas. Labai nesmagu neatsimint ką darei/kalbėjai, ypatingai kai šūdo pridarai
>>106932287O tai tiesiog perėjai nuo etanolio prie žolės ir viskas susitvarkė?
>>106932433nei susitvarkė kažkas, nei aš ant žolės perėjau, tiesiog bandau kažkaip gyvent ir viskas
going to eat some shashlik
>Kaunasfagsnice weather lol
>>106932652And no water for them too
>>10693265236C AHAHAHAchill here :)
>>106932786I want to switch places
>>106932652Klaipedians enjoying life, as it should be.
>>106932996It just rained, really good outside very humid and cold air. If your weather forecast says 36c then id expect reality to be more like 40c+, enjoy little africa
>>106932996We already suffered though, I almost had a heat stroke when it was +28 here.
>>106933177SUFFER THIS*unzips penis*
>>106933454What clothes do you wear at that weather
>>106933561Naked like in mother Africa.
>>106933561since I'm at home only underwear
I walk around my house ''nakid''.
>>106933561Loose sweatpants and nothing else.
>>106932015okay, the coffee really hit, feel jittery, but it's also kinda pleasant. Apparently with no tolerance you can really feel coffee
>>106933769Haha at 40c weather
>>106933934I've been drinking coffee literally everyday no matter what for like the last 8 years
>>106934069Probably but it's my morning ritual to wake up drink coffe and have a cig.
>>106934110Why not replace them both also food with speed?
>>106934218I only do crack.
>>106934041same, but I do 2-3 day breaks like this every now and then
>woke up>had breakfast>worked on the car a bit>went to the beach>had a swim>checked out some girls while there>went back home>had a wank>cracked open a cold one>it's only 1 pma very productive morning
>>106934274Try to get concertas from adhd people, its some shitty stimulant supposed to be substitute for adderall in eu. It will wake you up at morning , but you need to crush the pill and snort it.because its extended release the pill shell is rock hard and there are some beads in it, other side is powder.
>>106934449>went to the beach>checked out some girls while thereHave you noticed the extreme improvement in quality of girl bodies? I swear, Satan is constantly trying to brake my relationship up.
>>106934872not reallyif anything, it's getting worseyou're probably just bored of your gf
What even gets NEETs out of bed every day?Life's been pretty bleak since I graduated, can't wait to find something to do with my time
>>106935030mum will be sad
>>106935030>Life's been pretty bleak since I graduatedI lost ~5 years after my graduation...spent my time drinking, dating sluts and mooching money from family. Don't be like me.
>>106935030it's been 3 years since i've graduated from uni and i've worked only 1 year out of those 3
I miss my 6 month long NEETdom, it was fucking great.>go to sleep whenever I want>wake up whenever I feel like>sometimes I'd get up for a bike ride at sunrise at like 4AM or skip sleep and crash the next day>take naps during the days>read ALL the fucking books>replayed old RPGsHaving a schedule sucks balls compared to that.
>>106936108my NEETdom goes like this>wake up>try to sleep some more>open 4chan>jack off>4chan>jack off>4chan>try to go to sleep to forget about my miserable lifeif you have drive to do things, I guess it could be fun
>>106936165this is me currently. If I could channel my few months' neetdom into >>106936108, maybe life would be cool.
>>106936165Maybe I didn't get to do it long enough to get sick of it.
great my doctor is on fucking holiday and I have the clap. what do I do now? Private clinic or do I call them and hope they give me a time slot?
>>106936617Pour vinegar on your junk. If it's good enough for rust it's good enough for the clap.
>>106936617give them a callthey'll either get you an appointment with a gps assistant or a different gp
>>106936747will try, usually you have to call them like 10 times in a row and they'll schedule me like a week in the future anyway and I don't want my dick to fall off
>>106936108how do hikkimoris in Japan go on like this for years
>>106936879maybe their moms don't bitch at them go go get a job daily
>>106936854Nigga my GP is a pure 38 y/o MILF and I hate it.She has 0 interest in me but my dumb brain just refuses to let go of my bravado. I can't just ask her about hemorrhoids...not going to happen. It hurts bruv.
How come there are no tall buildings being build in /balt/ countries? Like why no one is building skyscrapers in Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia?
>>106937030You see, now imagine I am asking her about som STD
>>106937119Because they're soy
>>106937154Do you think its because economic reason? or maybe demographic?
>>106936980>>106937143Why be embarassed? Medical issues are just medical issues
>>106937119City planners have old city skylines to consider, and there's not enough money or population pressure to warrant the cobstruction of wholly new highrise districts.
>>106937119There are a few in Tallinn.
>>106937196I agree. I know that she understands and is a professional BUT my dumb brain is not capable to act ''under those parameters''. I see a MILF and suddenly all I think is how do I make myself appear more desirable...hemorrhoids don't make girls wet.Ps. Like I said, she has 0 interest in me.
>>106937308why does such a shit country like macedonia, which is poorer and has smaller population, is building tall building?
>>106937558There are some laws preventing the building of skyscraper in certain spots.I would also say that skyscrapers are the worst type of building. Soulless and Ctrl+V
>>106937558No taste and penis envy.Do you really need to ask these questiona? Answers seem pretty obvious.
>>106937668>>106937683>Soulless and Ctrl+V>No taste and penis envy.Literally beddit tier response.
>>106937802Which part of "there are certain city planning regulations that developers need to follow" did you find so confusing that you felt the need to ask a follow up question? Ask stupid questions get stupid answers.
>>106937897geez, calm down, maybe you should cut on the coffee? Or are you that alcoholic lithuanian? lolEither way, relax, sperg.
>>106938017Stop projecting your feelings unto my posts. I feel extremely violated by your assumptions of my mental state.
>>106938789>>106939013>>106939385Is this is like zoomer rock-paper-scissors?
>>106932124Atgrąsiai mane nuo alaus pirkimo, ačiū
>>106936980>hemorrhoidsi had these for yearsended up curing myself with OMAD fasting, i think that lack of shitting helps it heal up haven’t had a bloody toilet paper in almost a year. before it was like 2-3 times a week minimumstaying well hydrated helps too, you don’t want dry shits agitating them on the way out>>106937143>now imagine I am asking her about som STDgo for it, she will think you’re a chad and fuck you immediately
>>106936617ahahah get rekt
obligatory walruse webm
All well, fellow kovnogangers?
>>106941437Working at Kauno Tiltai eh?
>>106940418Hemorrhoids and STD.She will think I am a Power Bottom.
>>106941582there is nothing wrong with being a gay bottom, anonit’s just a sexual orientation gays are people toojust kidding, everything is wrong with it and you are right to be ashamed at the idea of someone incorrectly thinking you’re a fag who takes cock up his shitpipebut seriously, OMAD fasting
>>106941437>šitas karštis>dirba laukenu pizdėcO šiaip, realiai kažką dirbat tokiu oru ar tik darbe pasirodyt reikia?
lads is alice glass a baltoid mutt? she has anglo name but doesn’t look anglo at all, looks a little balty to menote that her hair is light brown, she dyes it because hipster. eyes are gray
>>106942000>OMAD fastingNoted.Also, when I had bronchitis she had to check my lungs for liquid. So I took of my shirt and started to ''low key flex on her'' with pectorals and stomach. No reaction. One and a half year of gym and she looked at me like Mengele looked at a Jew... emotionless
>>106942211Kasam kol oda čirškėt pradeda.
>>106942634Pas mane pyderai irgi gatve tvarko tai bybį jie tvarko, cigarus pisa atsisėdę ant borto 90% laiko.
>>106942722Nieko bendro su kelių klojėjais neturiu, bet jie skamba kaip mldc bachūriukai.
>>106929095cuz we 99% mongol
>>106942275>alice glassShe would be just another art student in Latvia.In your pic she TOTALLY looks like girls during Emo craze of ''when ever''
Time for that hemorrhoid check
>>106943151yeah the band started getting big around 2006-2008 which was peak emo/scene erai’d still shove my cock up her butt even though she’s a pretentious hipster
>>106938017>that alcoholic lithuanianThere's like three of us.
>>106943238Please, I'm not an alcoholic.
Thinking about killing myself
>>106943378so just another normal day
Im radicalized right wing nazi NEET doomer
>>106943448>NEETFuck you.Everything else is noice
>>106943589Get a job and start to produce new Estonians.That is the mission we have to achieve in life
lets get jiggy wit it lads
>>106943589He is just mad because he has to wake up every morning and wageslave his ass off while you can wakeup whenever you want and do whatever you want
convert to islam
>>106943686Not interested in kids now, in 10 years maybe
I wish I had an air conditioner in my room
>>106943741What a retarded language
I wish I was dead
>>106943448look for jobs, help elderly estonians in your community, antagonize russians, hohols, and other foreigners you encounter, lift, stop or at least lower alcohol consumption, spend some time alone in the forest, and only jack off to wholesome things like softcore (if you can’t wank to that then just nofap for a few days and you will be able to)
>>106943741Only if you're gonna give me 3 pretty virgin ladies
would love to fuck a tree right now
>>106943824For what reason
>>106943824>lower alcohol consumptionMAD>spend some time alone in the forestHe is Estonian...it's what they do.For Lithuanian It would be dangerous...can't leave him with his thoughts...could get a sudden urge to ha*g himself.
>>106943933to achieve purpose and spiritual tranquility
>>106944041>For Lithuanian It would be dangerous...can't leave him with his thoughts...could get a sudden urge to ha*g himself.Lmao
also don’t forget to exfoliate and moisturize
>>106944080I already have purpose, to protect my country and kill r*ssians. this is why i wont kill myself now
>>106944211forget looksmaxing, take the girlpill>beautiful skin effortlessly because estrogen is good for your skin>can be a girl (male)>no more worrying about gf since you are the gf
>>106944131You know it hurts me when you do it.Seriously.
stop with the gay propaganda
>>106944432it's not propaganda if it's true
>>106944323I mean it's all well and good if you fuck one of them , but becoming one is just awful and wrong
me on the right
>>106944323Are you that faggot that spams r9k with hrt shit? You got my ip range banned a few times already
Missed the point. 20c at 4am.
evening, lads and canadian lad, lads
>>106948250i would date a tomboy but i don’t know of any
>>106948393Where is the evening rain that was promised, feels like hell in my room
>>106948250>tomboys existing past the age of 10
>>106948393HOW. It's 23 here.Afrika!
>>106948646Can you please make it more jpg to make me more confused about this reaction.
I am slightly ashamed, but I love this song.Bluepileld?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryImbOTDXe8
>>106948930for me, it’s “In Between Days”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soBNbkGl4Z0
okay, so what is the best flavor? which one should I buy?
>>106949178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmFFTkjs-O0I know the feel.
>>106949323the white one for the memes.Purple one for the taste.I recommend original Burn to be honest
We make good energy drinks
>>106949323i’ve tried only 4 flavors (all boomer zero calorie ones) and my ranking ispurpleorangewhiteblue
>>106949549will try TODAY, if local shitstore has one...I am not driving to the big MAXIMUS
>>106949447>>106949557okay boys im buying the purple one I guess
>>106949632That energy drink has been around since i was a little shit. How have you never tried it?
>>106949736First energy drinku was Red Bull and it became available in 2000's I think.After that came Dynamite (the one with grenade) and now we have Burn and Monster
>>106949447you mean this? I don't drink energy drinks so I dunno
>>106949935YES, got it yesterday and now I will buy it together with that Estonian drinku!
>po 8Ačiū, Veryga
>>106949931Redbull first? Westernized much? We had our own production like Starter, Hustler, Dynami:t
>>106950013So this is yours?
>>106950007I'll buy this and the monster one then if I find it, are two an overload?
>>106950059Yee thats oldschool as fuck
>he doesn't remember LX Power energy drinklmoa
>>106950070>are two an overload?Almost. Most energy drinks have 32mg of caffeine per 100ml. One monster can is 500ml. Therefore you'd be on 320mg of caffeine if you drank two cans. Healthy adults can do up to 400mg a day, maximum. If you consume a copious amount quickly you'll probably get fucked up.Another thing to note is that a cup of coffee contains about 80-100mg of caffeine.Really, the less the better. Don't fall for internet memes. Drink the smallest amount that wakes you up.
Guys, I have a question. How many potato is too many for one man?
how is this fair
>>106950407>too many potatoi dont understand this concept
>>106950108used to slam 3 of these down every day after school
now THIS was an energy drink
>>106949323We only have like half the ones you postedPUT THE MONSTERS IN THE BAG NOW
>>106949323the doctor and ultra red are presonal favs.
>>106950009NEEEEEEEEEE AŠ NORIU GERT
>>106949323>3 years since monster rehab in estoniaREEEE
imagine the smell
>>106950876Where can you find it?My local shitty supermarket doesn't sell it
>>1069510593 years since it was last sold here ladm8chap or maybe even 4 now
I am back from local energy drink dispensary AKA shitstore.They did not have that Estonian drink nor did they have Burn. All they had was Monster favors I knew and this mango one.Will report in 2 min
>>106951342it's okay, wouldn't drink it daily
>>106951366It's fine BUT it tastes EXACTLY like non alcoholic version of Cēsu Džonis. It's funny as fook.It smells different but god does it have the same taste.
>>106950748I just picked som random image bro, the store I went to only had like 5 different flavours, no Burn, i bought ultra violet zero sugar + zero calorie, I wanted a normal purple if that exists but whatever
>>106951664we call it gin here
>>106951731Džonis is a funny slang they use.Džins-Džonis. Plus Džonis is a persons name ( If Džons=John then Džonis is the same thing but in slang) Anyways... Mango drink tastes the same as Alcoholic grapefruit drink!
>>106950476Sorry, I was just checking.
>>106951731Also Gin=Džins Gin-Džins-DžonisI mean it's epitome of Latvian word humor... hehehe...guys!?
gonna go over to the girl I got the clap from, probably gonna fuck her raw again, since I didn’t start treatment yet, llol
>>106952713Smart man.It's not like she could give you double clap.Could give you something else doh!I mean...she is not really health conscious. OR you already have it HEP CAIDSHIVGONORRHEAIs that clap pussy worth it?
>>106952994the only dangerous one is HIV and it’s pretty much impossible to get from heterosexual sex, but yeah, in reality not even gonna fuck her, just tell her she should get tested too
I havent had a quiet day for over a month already. Every single day theres a kid crying
>>106953084I get AIDS/HIV mixed up.>impossible to get from heterosexual sexIs it?>just tell her she should get tested tooHOOOLD up. First talk to GP.You said you have burning sensation when you pee. Could be just urinary tract infection (happens even without sex)IF GP says she is not confident in diagnosing and you need tests THEN you 100% should warn that girl
>>106953084>impossible to get from heterosexualNo lol, cope harder lithshit. Just male-male is more chance to catch it, you can still catch it from normal sex
Kawenski petuchai short on water hahahahah
It's 21:29 and Energy drink will make me post for 4 hours more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q89OdbX7A8E
>>106953541>>106953444not impossible, it's just that chances are quite low
>>106953967this is for vaginal sex, btw
>>1069541441 in 500 is a big chance to be honest .Scary
going to bed can't do anything in this gay heat
This thread is quite dead.So is /balk/.Would you like to merge for the sake of activity? The Americans already can't make the differences between baltic and balkan.
>>106955195>baltic and balkan.I bet they confuse you for a RomanRomanian = person from Rome
>>106947827that would be """aiste""" the fucking faggot has my range banned too
>>106955307either that or from India
>>106955332Aistė was an actual girl(female) tho. Is some tranny larping as her?
>>106955619maybe idk, i don't lurk there often enough to know the intricacies of real or fake aiste
>>106953339türa ole vait
>>106953084if you get HIV you get gibs from the government so who carescan't die from it nowadays too because you can take drugs to deactivate the virus
Lithuanian bro.Post that ''here we go again'' pic of Lithuanian guy getting arrested. I need it in other thread
>>106955952when you dress for the occasion
BRING BACK FUCKING WINTER
>>106957174imagine living in an area where it hits 30+ in junebet it’s humid as fuck and you get all sweaty too
>>106958381the heatwaves would usually be between july and august, this sucks.
why do the prices change every day on 1a even though they don't those items on sale?
>>106958499we had a bad one last year with 10+ days of 35ish and sunny, was so shitpretty comfy june so far this year
>>106958650>why do the prices change on 1a every day even if they don't have a sale?>why do the prices change every day on 1a even though they don't those items on sale?Retard
>>106958732murder suicide your family nigger
>>106958650AHAHAHA what a retard>though they don't those items on salewhat does this mean?>even if they don't have a salewas more clear to understand
autismstonian "power" hour huh
>>106958931it’s called Estonian Vernacular English, otherwise known as “estonics”don’t be racist
>>106959127you mighta not like it, but it be like dis
Who /nofap/ here? I'm on the 3rd week, but have never gone a full month and I feel like jerking off now. Are there actually any benefits if you go for a full month or 2 months?
>>106959489You will lose sex drive eventually
>>106959489nofap makes your penis shrink
>>106959489if you go for a full month you will achieve telekinesis
How do i cool my room quickly, im not going to be able to sleep in this fucking heat
>>106960246Dont whine like bitch
>>106960246open all the windows.
>>106943378go for it
>>106944230ill fucking snap your neck if you touch me or my children
>>106961161Keep barking kid, you wont exist anymore soon
>>106949323LEWIS HAMILTON !!!!! HOLY FYCK GET THE LEWIS HAMILTON, assault is godly as well
>>106961253Fucking idiot look time it was 4 hours ago
>>106961296Shut your fucking mouth faggot. Maybe next time he'll try my suggestions, maybe he didn't go yet, who knows ? How would a bum like you know ?Also please don't ever @ me again, I don't want some queer responding to me. Unless I respond to you, don't you fucking dare write back to me. Do you understand ?
>>106961607Who the fuck you think you are fucking rat ? In here you talk when youre told youre nobody to demand here, now get back on knees fucking churka
Retarded dog doesn't understand my instructions. I'm going to have some tea with something sweet. By the time I'm back I hope your rotten pumpkin head gets a little bit more sensible.
Stop it frens
the absolute fucking state of this thread
>>106961981I'm sorry Mr. Anon
>>106941050did he died
>>106943197she'd have to remove my buttplug and I'm into that
>>106964157Welcome Norway annon >did he diedProbably not>>106964230>remove my buttplug and I'm into thatSwedish blood I recon
Shiiiet, im drunk again.But Free Beer and vodka is a free Beer and vodka.Little payment for building a terrace besides that 30€ Day but cant deny missing that sunshine
>>106964534whats appealing about alcohol to you?
>>106964870It gves me ease on my overhinking and calculating, It relax and gives me confident to act like a subhuman to reset My mind.What are you doing with that informaation?
ha ha ha stayin' alive
I'm starting dating a deaf girlHoly fuck is it hard to communicateBut shit, she is perfect partner personality and interests wise.
>>106968313Interesting, but i am too sleepy to engage you ...please come bak tomorrow
>>106968587I will baby ;)
>>106947827>>106955332Haha. What were you using? A mobile network? Which one?
>>106968313i read somewhere that if you have sex with a deaf girl she'll moan like a retarded person because she can't hear herself. some guy said the cops were called on him because he was fucking a deaf girl and the neighbors thought he was sexually abusing a retarded child
>>106968795Can confirm, when she speaks it does kinda sound retarded. It's actually one of the hardest things to overcome.
>>106968846learn the Lithuanian equivalent to American Sign Language (ASL) so you can communicate better?
>>106968918I am starting to learn sign language. It's hard as fuck though.I am finishing learning Lithuanian equivalent of SEE, though.Still, most communication is still through text as of yet, which is super awkward in public places
>>106968968Gotta go. Jessica Biel just endorsed the anti-vax position and liberal redditors are seething. Gonna mine salt for /pol/. Enjoy this picture of ass and thing of your gf.
I want pure Lithuanian woman to carry My childrens on this Frozen western siberia.
>>106969131>pure Lithuanian woman
>>106969177Dont make it bigger conflict, ill just come there and grab beautiest, as it my duty as most northern and succesful Baltic nation ever.
Windy as fuck outside
>>106969346With a pleasure, not mean to cuck you anyways. History and legenda are alreay written
Good morning, frens
>>106928062are you retarded? Coffee and tea is based
>>106969438Why were you outside?
>>106972056He's a Žirga galva. Pay no attention
>>106961253I bought the purple one, I haven't been able to go to sleep despite being tired fuckk, guess i will try lewis hamilton next time
>>106972056tea is goodcoffee is for degenerates
>>106972056>>106973961Coffee tastes disgusting.
someone explain me the hairline
>>106974698He do big think, head get hot and hair no like hot and leave.
>>106926942IS NOT MORNING YET FUCK OFF
>>106926942>tfw no qt Russian dissident gfI just want to feel love lads
>>106975776You must feel love for yoursekf first, then the russians will come.
Good night /balt/
>>106969346Whats her story? How did she end up here?
>reading an article about some Kaunas people not having water because of drought yikes.
>>106977004>droughtAren't they using like 4.5 times what they normaly use though? AFAIK there's water, there's just no pressure in the pipe.
>>106977086I've read the rain would help