>go get haircut at Walmart >surrounded by mutts and Zoomers with man-buns>try to make awkward conversation with cute haircut girl and get a 50’s cut>give her my number>she says she’ll text me>4 hours later still no text>mfw
>>105632231American here. I have literally never seen someone who looks like the Amerimutt. Where do I have to go? California?
>>105632231>go get haircut at WalmartWhat? No way that exists
>be american>need to get your prostate examined>go to wallmart>forget to tip the prostate examiner>get shot
haircut at walmart? wtf
lmfao, who would go to Wal-Mart to get their fucking hair cut? Go to a hair salon, or a stylist school if you're poor.
I'm at the point where rejection of getting ghosted hardly hurts anymore. I just expect it.
>>105632350happened to my uncle actually. maybe she is playing the wait 24 hours rule.
>>105632373>stylist schooli've never though of that. can you get free haircuts that way?
>>105632429Not free, at least around here, but they're like 5 buck haircuts. The students might mess up a bit, sometimes, but the final check is always done by the instructor so you don't get just'd.
>>105632231>Be amerimutt>Go get a haircut>Get circumcised
>>105632447This anon is rightThis also applies to dental schools, you can get very cheap dental care from students who need the practice
>>105632477>>105632429same goes for colonoscopies and chemotherapy I heard
>>105632231Wait Walmart has barbers now?I knew about the glasses place, but this is new to me.>>105632250Deep south and Florida seem to have the highest concentration. PWN and New England have the least
>>105632559Hah, real funny, man. If you could go to a medical school for cheap surgeries, trust me, i'd know about it.
>>105633261I feel sorry for you dudethat one was below the belt
>>105633319It's fine, I have insurance. No hard feelings.
>>105633261i feel i could start dabbling in the arthmu senpai
>>105633487No offense, but I don't want Swedes anywhere near me, it's just a magnet for Somalians.
>nearest male run barber near me is a place run by a big Jamaican man>really a stereotype with dreads and everything>go anyway>sitting there, whole atmosphere is intimidating, lots of reggae music in background>guy keeps trying to make conversation but can barely understand 'AYMONYAWAITLAYOMAONON' jamaican shit can't understand sounds like Afroman played at five times speed>feel really nervous>decide i need to make conversation or he will think I am racist or something like that>notice a huge map of Jamaica printed on one of the walls>"y-you know when most hairdressers have pictures of Jamaica its from their sex tourism holiday!">the guy misunderstands>"MONYOGOINFORSOMESEXTOJAMAICA?">gets really excited and starts to tell the other hairdressers>they start making jokes I can't understand>decide I might as well play along>"Yeah I'm gonna STIR IT UP as bob marley would say stir up the black mens shit with my hard cock i hope there aren't three little turds right by my cockhead">everything goes quiet>"you gay mon">"yeah">cuts hair in silence rest of time
>>105633787>nearest male run barber near me is a place run by a big Jamaican manLuton? Or Hertfordshire ? I’m sure it’s either one.
>>105633787>be wh*toid>get intimidated by REGGAEyou can't make this up
>>105632250yes, the southwest for Mexicans
>>105633787Do you have autism?
>>105632250Your commander does.
>>105632250I take it you're in the military, there are tons of inbred retards there.
>>105632231Wait a minute... You can get a haircut at Walmart!?
>>105633787>intimidated by Raggae kek raggae is about as chill as it gets
>>105634398walmart has a salon
>>105633241>FloridaNah, I'm a FLfag my whole life and almost everyone I see is obviously a single race, the most common would be a mulatto but even they're fairly rare.
>>105634398You can get anything at walmart, they also have a tire and brakes shop, a pharmacy, and an eyeglasses center. they also have a hunting section with rifles hanging on a wall or in a glass case. literally anything you can think of is sold at Walmart
>>105632231>>get haircut at Walmart
>>105632458Isn't circumcision a jewish practice?
>>105634532WTF? Is Walmart a sacred place for amerimutts?
>>105633787>Yeah I'm gonna STIR IT UP as bob marley would say stir up the black mens shit with my hard cock i hope there aren't three little turds right by my cockheadHoly mother of BASED
>>105632231>haircut at walmart
>>105638981That’s just asking for death
>>105633787fucking hell this is some severe Aspergers
>>105632350You forgot the claps
>>105633787>>sitting there, whole atmosphere is intimidating, lots of reggae music in backgroundHow fucking gay do you have to be to be intimidated by nigger's Elevator Music.
>>105636103there's way more muslims(and christians and atheist thanks to USA)practicing circumcision than jews
>>105633787I appreciate the effort that goes into posts like this