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>go get haircut at Walmart
>surrounded by mutts and Zoomers with man-buns
>try to make awkward conversation with cute haircut girl and get a 50’s cut
>give her my number
>she says she’ll text me
>4 hours later still no text
>mfw
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>>105632231
American here. I have literally never seen someone who looks like the Amerimutt. Where do I have to go? California?
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>>105632250
Yes
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>>105632231
>go get haircut at Walmart
What? No way that exists
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>be american
>need to get your prostate examined
>go to wallmart
>forget to tip the prostate examiner
>get shot
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haircut at walmart? wtf
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lmfao, who would go to Wal-Mart to get their fucking hair cut? Go to a hair salon, or a stylist school if you're poor.
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I'm at the point where rejection of getting ghosted hardly hurts anymore. I just expect it.
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>>105632350
happened to my uncle actually.

maybe she is playing the wait 24 hours rule.
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>>105632373
>stylist school

i've never though of that. can you get free haircuts that way?
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>>105632429
Not free, at least around here, but they're like 5 buck haircuts. The students might mess up a bit, sometimes, but the final check is always done by the instructor so you don't get just'd.
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>>105632231
>Be amerimutt
>Go get a haircut
>Get circumcised
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>>105632447
This anon is right
This also applies to dental schools, you can get very cheap dental care from students who need the practice
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>>105632477
>>105632429
same goes for colonoscopies and chemotherapy I heard
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>>105632231
Wait Walmart has barbers now?
I knew about the glasses place, but this is new to me.
>>105632250
Deep south and Florida seem to have the highest concentration. PWN and New England have the least
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>>105632559
Hah, real funny, man. If you could go to a medical school for cheap surgeries, trust me, i'd know about it.
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>>105633261
I feel sorry for you dude
that one was below the belt
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>>105633319
It's fine, I have insurance. No hard feelings.
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>>105633261
i feel i could start dabbling in the art

hmu senpai
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>>105633487
No offense, but I don't want Swedes anywhere near me, it's just a magnet for Somalians.
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>nearest male run barber near me is a place run by a big Jamaican man
>really a stereotype with dreads and everything
>go anyway
>sitting there, whole atmosphere is intimidating, lots of reggae music in background
>guy keeps trying to make conversation but can barely understand 'AYMONYAWAITLAYOMAONON' jamaican shit can't understand sounds like Afroman played at five times speed
>feel really nervous
>decide i need to make conversation or he will think I am racist or something like that
>notice a huge map of Jamaica printed on one of the walls
>"y-you know when most hairdressers have pictures of Jamaica its from their sex tourism holiday!"
>the guy misunderstands
>"MONYOGOINFORSOMESEXTOJAMAICA?"
>gets really excited and starts to tell the other hairdressers
>they start making jokes I can't understand
>decide I might as well play along
>"Yeah I'm gonna STIR IT UP as bob marley would say stir up the black mens shit with my hard cock i hope there aren't three little turds right by my cockhead"
>everything goes quiet
>"you gay mon"
>"yeah"
>cuts hair in silence rest of time
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>>105633787
>nearest male run barber near me is a place run by a big Jamaican man
Luton? Or Hertfordshire ? I’m sure it’s either one.
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>>105633787
>be wh*toid
>get intimidated by REGGAE
you can't make this up
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>>105632250
yes, the southwest for Mexicans
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>>105633787
Do you have autism?
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>>105632250
Your commander does.
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>>105632250
I take it you're in the military, there are tons of inbred retards there.
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>>105632231
Wait a minute... You can get a haircut at Walmart!?
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>>105633787
>intimidated by Raggae
kek raggae is about as chill as it gets
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>>105634398
walmart has a salon
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>>105633241
>Florida
Nah, I'm a FLfag my whole life and almost everyone I see is obviously a single race, the most common would be a mulatto but even they're fairly rare.
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>>105634398
You can get anything at walmart, they also have a tire and brakes shop, a pharmacy, and an eyeglasses center. they also have a hunting section with rifles hanging on a wall or in a glass case. literally anything you can think of is sold at Walmart
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>>105632231
>>get haircut at Walmart
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>>105632458
Isn't circumcision a jewish practice?
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>>105634532
WTF? Is Walmart a sacred place for amerimutts?
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>>105633787
>Yeah I'm gonna STIR IT UP as bob marley would say stir up the black mens shit with my hard cock i hope there aren't three little turds right by my cockhead

Holy mother of BASED
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>>105632231
>haircut at walmart
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>>105638981
That’s just asking for death
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>>105636197
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>>105633787
fucking hell this is some severe Aspergers
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>>105632350
You forgot the claps
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>>105633787
>>sitting there, whole atmosphere is intimidating, lots of reggae music in background
How fucking gay do you have to be to be intimidated by nigger's Elevator Music.
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>>105632458
>tf
>tp
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>>105636103
there's way more muslims(and christians and atheist thanks to USA)practicing circumcision than jews
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>>105633787
I appreciate the effort that goes into posts like this



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