Edition: slags of the orient
you have one of this girls profile? im curious how flat her face is youknow
Gonna be in Brixton in a couple days, fellas. What should I expect? By the way I am from Texas and yes I do dress like a cowboy.
Women should have the exclusive right to instantly abort any male who crosses them
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-16/11115498>Imagine a foreign power knowing your HIV status or sexual preferences and then potentially blackmailing you. That's what the US fears could happen with Grindr.
If males were pregnant would they abor
>>105630606Fags eternally blown the fuck out
>>105630606BasedLove the Peoples Republic of China me
>>105630653wo shi inguo
>>105630698ni shi wo de pengyao ma?
I am the thesis, toil is the antithesissoon we are become synthesis
apparently we're doing alri in eurovisionnews won't shut up about itcouldn't pay me to care just need it to fuck off again
>>105630730shut up you stinky poo n*gger
>>105630711Prefer not to say
Northern Ireland should be part of Ireland
toilberg awaitsspent the past week having all day training sessions on some absolute bollocks new software with a couple of cringers from yanklandpair of bluepilled cuckfags both of them
>>105630774and Ireland should be part of the uk
>>105630744*kicks out my slipper and smacks your snout*stop it
proper mental how ARSE SHIT TITTIES BIG WILLIES IN MY POOEY BUM init
>>105630775Yanks are grim
fuck the kingsguardfuck the cityfuck the king
>>105630775Fuck off, I was acting cringy on purpose
>>105630845Oh God i hate her so much
will probably kill myself after my father dies
Paramedic who used the phrase 'dying paki syndrome' to characterise over-dramatic Asian patients told a disciplinary hearing that nationalities react differently. 'Italians can become louder when dealing with uncomfortable news,' she said
The holocaust didn't happen
>>105630925would ruin my father's life if I killed myself just going to let him live the rest of it outplus after he's gone I'll pretty much be alone
>>105631022I saved this pepe
>>105631005who cares youll be dead
>>105631034shut up literal child
>>105630698Wtf we never learnt about this in school
Television shows are Jewish propaganda
Best the Smiths album
>>105631155Get a job
He got called a racist NAZIFACIST for having a UK flag as doormat LOL
>>105631155just get a haircut bro
>>105631200LOL they should have called him a fag instead!
Doing a poo
Enjoying my new galaxy s10 lads
calling all carsall coronerswe've got a dead one hereand anybody else receiving thisthe west coast is far from clear
>>105631200>>105631237whatta a BREMOANER XD
Had a drink date with a girl last night, only our first date but heres what I gathered:>r/4chan humour>self harm scars >not sure whether she was nervous or a bit autistic>listens to country(?) music>grew up poorI don't know what to make of it. the whole time i thought the female dating scene is grim and she kept on seeing people there that kept on coming over and sitting with us which completely ruined it. She is quite fit though, waiting to here back from her today and see if she wants to shag, she was telling me all sorts of personal stuff which made me think she was a bit of a weirdo but I felt like she needed to vent
For me, it's German raphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwc-ouFeTQ
>>105631264>she kept on seeing people there that kept on coming over and sitting with us which completely ruined it.:/
>>105631264what colour is her hair
Another drink for those Irish hooligans at the end of the bar
>>105631305Not telling sorry>>105631301Yeah this is what made me put the pieces together that she might have been a 'tist and she was struggling to hold her own
>>105631351Did you even see Goodfellas at all?
just realized that I don't deserve the women I truly want to date and marry and I want nothing to do with the ones that I am able to
Josimar Bezerra shall pay for surpassing my duolingo score
>>105631362EY AIM WAKING ERE
>>105631395you weren't part of this conversation so stop embarrassing yourself
paki in the shop asked my gf which eliquid she wanted three timesit pissed me off and I said "she said the bloody lemon one" aggressivelyafterwards I realised he was talking about the nicotine content and not the flavour, felt a bit bad
The jew cries out as he strikes you
>>105631421let. them. in.
ayo any crakcers in? my black ass finna abouta open a can o whoopass on yo ass
Some lads only JUST gone and done it now
>>105631476BAM BAM B*B*B BAM
Idk why i ordered a hot coffee when its 34 degrees rn
>>105631497it's me Arry Pottalet's go back in time *picks up wand* expecto patronum!
>>105631534do you have the ian paisley one?
Any morning smoke man in
>>105631522>only 32 today
Naptoil rearing its head
That gay guy just came down and flirted with me again. He tugged on my beard and tricked me into showing him my hairy chest. FFS
I hate Israel
>>105631564Rainclouds looming but nothing yet
>>105631571what did he mean by this
cut my life into piecesmy son is also bort
Coffe and pasta what the fuck
>>105631591very overcast here, expecting a decent downpour this afternoon.
Going to get an ice tea and a ‘netto to cool off >>105631613Italian breakfast
I'm actually a Sam Hyde character
>>105631548you don't have a favorite book lad
>>105631622Do you have those 'unicorn' 'nettos? They're quite nice
Reminder to you lads that the girl you have a crush on has a poo inside her at this very moment.
>>105631264Where/how did you meet her?
Accidentally had my first night will no alcohol at all in almost three months Sleeping the old fashioned way is weird
New abortion laws will increase the black birth rate Nigger loving Republicans at it again
>>105631200>using the national flag as a doormatugh... doesn't that mean he hates the U of the Ks?
>>105631793based crypto-fascist 'crat
>>105631793more abortion the better, people who would abort their child are scum anyway
Hiding under a tree, rain caught me by surpriseAt least i got my guava ice tea
>>105631838Nice VSCO filter
>>105631710cheer up mate
>caring about abortionLet the slags alone
>>105631914Feeling pretty comfy nglThis is a sacred tree as well
just got back from aus, who the fuck actually eats red rooster its awful. nice place overall though
>>105631956Vietnam looks comfy, really comfy and pleasant
>>105631970if you go to red rooster when there are perfectly good chicken shops around you deserve to be let down
>>105631956>People haven't wrapped it with colourful cloth and ribbonsdumb atheists
>>105632032unga bunga Buddhistsworse that papists
>>105632028just gave it a try cause i wanted to sample the chains as well, really a wonder how they manage to stay in business to me desu. who buys their shit bogans?
Rains dying downWish i had some incense or fruits to thank the tree spirit with as a giftMight come by later and leave some
>>105631970>who the fuck actually eats red roosterI'm not sure they do that well, there's one near my work and it looks dead all the time. I've only ever ordered it because they do free delivery and when you're drunk it tastes fine enough.
>>105632086tell the tree I said 'hi'
>>105632032Vietnamese spirituality is more animistic and Buddha is just sort of slotted into the mix
>>105632086Tell the tree thailad called the king a bender
>>105632099best chain i had was that grill'd place, there was another chain called schnitz that was alright as well.
go marry a tree hippy twat!!
>>105632117so they're like pagans?
Spanking my nigger
>>105632123Not tried either, what did you do during your trip aside from eating at chain restaurants?
>>105632086trees are gay and so are you. remind me how i know youre northern scum
>>105632165loads, highlight was gold coast id say, i only had time to try chains because i was there a few weeks.
>watching amateur porn>see fat lard with beer belly getting his dick worshipped by qt
>>105632159Well they are pagans, except the Christians who make everyone butthurtTo be honest the popular faith here is very confusing and not coherent at all across different regions Its taoist mysticism and nature/spirit worship mixed with a confucian worldview
>>105632229*pushes you into a big puddle*
>>105632093Really a wise man
Making coffeeAny of you lads want?
>>105632178>be Southron >try to tear down a statue of a warrior in order to build condos>anger ghosts>die
considering a 'cide
>>105632283regi or geno?
>>105632229the mixture of tradition, culture and religion here can be somewhat confusing at times too.
you'd be right in assuming i was having breakfast at the mo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOgIt's all lipslap (Get down!)Thinking caps (What?)Just lipslap (Be proud!)That is thatIt's all lipslapThinking capsJust lipslap (Yeah)That is that
>>105632327Farmers rise up
>>105632264I'm more into Tea, thanks mate
>>105632362god hates the farmer
Still two days left. Could've sworn it was only one
>>105632418courage merrycourage for our toilkin
mental how many resources get spent on you before you can have a choice in it so you can never just stay out of peoples way and never be thought of
>>105632305I find it interestingA better look into paganism than western pagans trying to assemble something broken for thousands of years
fucking hate weed
thoughts on large breasts?
>>105632503Wonderful, simple as
>>105632503I’m an ass man. I’m not a fan of large asses though, I like shapely, bubbly bums.
intrenet of thing is a nitemarish conceptThat making me CRINGE in my boots everyday
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-16/11117262>Snake seeks warmth beneath woman's pillow as she settles in to watch Q&A
>>105632503Would love a go on a pair one day
Toilberg hasn't been calling me in for shifts lately.Worried i might have fucked up somehow and another casual has taken my place but it is damn nice not having to work.Honesty don't know how people can put up with this shit for decades.
>>105632595neighbors daughter got a snack stuck in the bottom of her car. It had climbed on top the heat shieild above the cali converter and got fucked by the heat and drive shaft and was stuck with both ends dangling out dragging along the ground.It was so lodged in that it had to be cut in half to get it out
>>105632612THe best breasts arent so large and wide but those well contained Cs with a sort of udder quality about them. no inverted nipples either, something that's nice and conically nipple wise.
>>105632592Peter Dinkage has gained weight
>>105632753Want to kick this little ghoul right in the temple
>>105632753Why did he specifically choose to breed with another midget? It is so cruel.
Chris Grayling is proof that being completely shit at every job you get given is no reason for you to be fired
Reddit is down, this is not a drill Reddit is DOWN
>>105632783Who else would breed with a fucking midget
>>105632783they have two different types of midget disease and the first two kids died due to inheriting both. Those are his 3rd and 4th kids, they survived by only inheriting the mum's midge disease.>>105632779Reported to the UN Special Rapporteur for the Ethical Treatment of the Differently Statured
>>105632815Peter Dinklage has a normal wife, he married her before GoT so the love is real
>>105631264All incredibly grim apart from the country music part which is cool
>>105632753Horrid atrocities. If this were any other point in history they’d be put down for the good of the community.
anyone under 5'7 should be forced to join the circus
>>105632815watched a t.v. show on midges, they talked about sexone of the blokes mentioned women wanting to treat him like a baby. cradling him and thatmakes you think doesn't it
>Reddit is down, this is not a drill Reddit is DOWN
>>105632902All women are paedos secretly?
>oi m8 got a fookin face loicencehttps://twitter.com/jamiejbartlett/status/1128657365090361344?s=21
>>105632902i heard that some women fantasise about holding a man to her breast and suckling himimagine if you ordered a coffee and the chick just whipped her udder out and lactated into it for milk.
During the Empire, British aristocrats would hunt down African bushmen across the Savannah for their pineal glands in order to stay woke and hold onto their control of the mandem.
whos ready for the all english european football finals?
>>105633071watching men kick balls around doesn't do much for me I'm afraid, prefer more worthwhile pursuits like anything besides that
>>105632929reckon sononce bastidsmaybe they do need to be arrested
>>105633078its a shame the empire didn't last longer would have been interesting to see Britain double down against American and soviet pressure
>>105633169the commonwealth as the centrist alternative to yanks and commies would have been highly based and perhaps the best outcome of the cold war
reckon there should be a list every year and you put down everybody you're attracted to anonymously and if you both put each others names down you get a 'shags up'
>>105633131Lucky little shit, wish i were a midget
>>105633207the government should have forced breeding camps for all men who don't acquire a gf by the age of 18
>>105633131God I wish that were me
saw my roommate's willy when get got out of the shower the other day and it was quite intimidating
>>105633169If think you're under estimating how massively fucked Britain was after WW2. If the US didn't give us money we'd have been arse over head .
>>105633200in reality though it probably would have been hopelessly mired in intermittent conflict due to US/USSR shenanigans attempting to break it apartI still think a leaner Empire in control of major shipping routes could have survived
today? i’ll be doing a rather large poo then going to the barbers.
anyone here got a big pooey scheduled for today?
>>105633254Reckon midgets should be kept in cages and fed only cat food.
>>105633324yeah just did one
aden mentionedbased mad mitchhttps://youtu.be/xrolgwKsRm8
Listening to slowdive always makes me sleepy
You guys were right, the Louis Theroux Nazi documentary was one of his bestSome exceptionally weird characters
Morning ladsEveryone okay?
>>105632231catyanks on suicide watch
>>105632814Yeah some guy in alaska is doing a back up no joke
Cant get my head around reddit, it's too complicated for meDon't understand how you're supposed to make conversation in a nested format
>>105633427people just make awkward quips to each other or try to force shallow arguments
On my way to work now. Fourth time dis week.
>>105633427It’s shit. It’s only good for niche pornography and niche memes and such.
Handed in my assignment last night lads. Now im free to the next year of uni. What shall I do, i have about 4 ounces of weed, how do i sell it?
>>105633427It's just a news site with threaded comments.Not a discussion forum in any sense of the word.
>>105633353for me its the Malay Emergency
>>105632973ffs Orwell's corpse revving up to 5000rpm*Wears burqa*
I spend money so fast its a problem I have the negro budgeting gene
>>105633372yeah thanks for asking
>>105633529my grandad was in that war funnily enough, he told me it was a laugh
>>105633549whats your birth date?
>>105633529big fan of the white man at the edge of civilisation military aesthetic
>>105631262Good tune. They're inconsistent as fuck with their albums, though.
>>105633447imagine a website where people only make awkward quips and try and start shallow arguments. Would never go to a website like that.
>>105632973actually genuinely scary de lads
Malayan Emergency:UK, AustraliaKorean WarUSA, UK, AustraliaVietnam WarUSA, AustraliaWe must have loved that jungle war aesthetic
>>105633642Korea's not much of a jungle just loads of icy mountain warfare and deep temperate forests
>>105631591>eating chinky food with a forkA disgrace, that's what you are.
>>105633708>>105633720Fuck off with the else terrible normie memes.
>>105633642based forward defencehad some lads in konfrontasi toof.p.d.a. and that
>>105633708fuck these meme vids, never tell you the quantity needed for the main part such as the meat, nor the cooking instructions
>>105633682good postloved that movie
How common is it for people to convert their loft into a bedroom? I
>>105633740based domino theorybut yeah up your mates sound like good blokes
>>105633763Paki rambo innit
>>105633767>having a loftalri McTrillionaire
>>105633781for me? it's rubber dinghy rapids
>>105633745at least its not some vile cheese/chocolate coated sludge as it usually is when its American's cooking
hmm might be going to the pub tonight ladsand if not tonight, tomorrow, so win/win
Exam in a hour and could not be in a worse physical state for it
sucking a eucalyptus lolly
>>105633859You could be hungover or suffering from chemical imbalances due to depression and anxiety.Could always be worse anon
>>105632814Checked, and no it isn't. Saw three pictures in my brief time there that made me cringe unbearably, and the tens of thousands of "like" they got are just salt in the wound.Fuck you.
>>105633875I am hungover hahaha
>>105630558Please stop posting my picture on the internet :(
cock baby CUM Splorp!!!
i got the Wiffle ball blues !!!
>>105633871some nostalgia theremum always brought some home from work when i was a little'unwhere does the time go
>>105630596Niggers looking and you and going sshheeeeeeeit
*takes a big sip of your pint while you’re in the bog*
dum cum Nigger GAY!!!
>>105633918right you are ladWas reminiscing on something today that felt recent but it was four years ago. Ah wellAlso upside of eucalyptus lollies is that they help soothe your throat too, great for this time of year
>>105633942that's a very dishonourable act there Mr yankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esBLinbJydI&t=20s
right up mommy's little leTriculum! !!!
Really makes you think now doesn't it...
I'm growing powerful
i Like it right up my little HOOHOO
oh oh YES do me SOOOOOOO !!!
>>105633967I grow stronger by the day
Mental how Ozzy used to be a cool dude and not a meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qanF-91aJo
oh yes now Okay now Do it good nowOh Bill yeah Bill
>>105634006Good, that's good. We're growing powerful. No time to look back
lips are a bit dry
>>105633427It's only good for product recommendations and questions about DIY projects4chan would be better if we ever got out of our NEET dungeons to go shopping
>>105631467Is that the M1? Morning traffic seems calm today.