obsessed with big thick booger edition
gonna stay in the library until 3 pm.hope they allow me and don't kick me out.
>>10279392519 and my friends are 21, why?
Wtf is wrong with ale, lol. Are you trying to hurt aliceposters feelings or something?
>>102794040i dont even know if youre being serious right now
>>102794300no? why would i
>>102794300Ale doesn't like Ashley cause she makes fun of fatties, and aliceposter is ashley.there solved it 4u
everyone stop rudepostingit's cumin edition for fuck's sake
Am I the only one who feels disgusted when people burps? I feel like is equally disrespectful as spitting if it's done inside a house or any other environment that's not outside and sometimes even outside. I only do those things when I'm completely alone.
>>102794392i like ashley tho
>>102794376real cripsy mccrisperton
>>102794442you said you didn't like her before
The CHAD Airbus.The virgin boeing.When will Americans make plans that don't murder peeps by the hundreds? I know boeing started out as an armament company but doesn't mean they have to try so hard to kill people anymore.
i'm not sure if i should move my car it's not near the line but the spaces are narrow and i'm afraid someone's gonna hit it
>>102794469i said that i dont like her bodyshaming, that doesnt mean i dont like her
farted in library but no one noticed
glad to see beta focusing on the real issues now that he's running for prez
>>102794376I love that name
>>102794392This started because aliceposter insulted ashley. Then ale insulted him several times.I really don't think they're the same person.
being fat is not healthy and it should be called out just like smoking.
>>102794519wtf is this real
>>102794553i never insulted aliceposter wtf
A new ramen place opened on campus. What does miso taste like? What about Tonkotsu?
I'm feeling it you guys
>>102794584making fun of fat people does not help them lose weightit doesnt help with anything
>>102794584Are you implying there should be age restrictions and warning labels at fast food places?
>>102794586yes lol although it was an offhand comment
>>102794594My grandfather tortured hundreds of Muslims in the Algerian war. I bet your K:D from the unlawful war or Iraq is only 5:1.
>>102794392i'm not ashley, please leave me alone. i would never make fun of fat people, or anyone else unless they're mean to me.
>>102794003>not Cuman edition
Want friends desu
>>102794651>making fun of fat people does not help them lose weightWRONG
Is Ashley a girl's name?
>>102794774I'll be your friend, friend.
>>102794651t. Fatty fat fatty
>>102794651telling ppl that being fat is ok encourages ppl to keep being fat and then they get diabetes and die young.
>>102794774you've got us. well, not me...but us.
>>102794829yeah I don't want to be friends with you though desu
>>102794774Same here. My attempts at making them fail. Added someone from here and he ignores me.
>>102794792this has actually been studiedhttps://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022103113002047https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24997407https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21760636>>102794750hey im sorry i made you feel bad, that was never my intention
>>102794945yeah nah that's bullshit and I'm still going to make fun of fatties either way so stay mad
>>102795067I would agree with this approach. All fats have to do is not eat breakfast.
>>102795067oh a true intellectual, i see
The Mexican tranny is fat? Holy shit kek
do zoomers know what halo even is?
>>102795140get back to me when you can get a high school diploma, moron
>dude don't you know how bad cigarettes are for you lmaoYes, I fucking know. I'm also forced to inhale thousands of liters of oxygen every single day and that's slowly tearing my innards apart too. I've already made peace with my own mortality so just leave me alone.
>>102795196I turned 18 this year. heard it was a popular game in the 80s
>>102795185yes i weight 54kg, the stupid meds are making me gain weight
need to poop but I hate pooping in public restrooms.
>>102795108yeah there's plenty of evidence that shaming fatties works. Tons of them are so fucking lazy they won't put in any effort otherwise.
>>102795393just shit in the corner. let the mexicans clean it up
i used to use the womens bathroom as a kid
>>102795426>there's plenty of evidence that shaming fatties worksSuch as? Link it please.
>>102795393If you find a nice clean secluded one then its a really comfy experience
>>102795496let me just google that for you, fatty
think I forgot the password for my google/youtube account ;_;
>>102795456pretty sure everyone has done that at some point. especially when young
>>102795599Yeah no, not everyone is a mega faggot like you anon
>>102795599I've only ever used the women's bathroom if it's single use and there's a line for the men's
>>102795599wow no he's special, his mum taking him into the womens restroom totes means he's like a girl. just being in a women's restroom confers magical gender changing power on people!!
>>102795671>if it's single use and there's a line for the men'sWhat magical alternative universe do you live in where there's a line for the men's bathroom but none for a single use women's restroom?
porque tú eres solo huesos, delgada como el viento
ok time to walk back home
>>102795738it's only ever happened like twice
god i hate being a neet fuck this shit
>>102795649rude. i'm not gay
Good morning lads. So late last night the pc monitor at the front room of the house shit it's self, after I turned it off at the underneath the monitor. I think I'm fucking cursed or something at the moment? Well 2bh I did have 666 in my reference number for Centrelink the other day.
>>102795936Hey, budbetter luck today to ya
What would happen if I walked into you are a local bar in you are a local town, pulled out my guitar, and sung this?https://vocaroo.com/i/s0cD1nY6GQ0U
Is there some kind of filter where I can get an iFunny watermark on all my images?
I had to remove my 8 metre Ethernet cable when I got into bed last night. Cause I think Jason from IT Corperate office is coming to replace the monitor & can't have him seeing that cable. Haha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjAdfDrh8v0Sad eyes, sad eyes.You can't disguise sad eyes.
>>102796125>i am the eggmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Syk-7xoXM
my mom was afraid of me going alone in public bathrooms as a kid because she heard a story about some young boy getting castrated in one
>>102796347no one reads these
my bf does my makeup
>>102796402i did, was pretty funny
>>102791784>>102792003>>102792025sounds like you'd make a good lil paypiggie
>>102796447He gives you a facial eh?
I can't even imagine what it'd be like in one of those tranny discords. Imagine a discord full of Ale x100
>>102796549dicord trannies are very different than me
>>102796367My brother told me that snakes crawl out of the toilet pipes and will bite you if you sit down so I pooped in my bed out of fear
>>102796577yeah, they're *actually* trannies, and you're just a pretender lolol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnkOvapUJKkCanadians are strange
>>102796605this besides they are mostly right wingers
>>102796680there's tons of leftist tranny discords, but I suspect you're too boring even for them.
>>102796676>ShapovalovWow sounds very Canadian
>>102796549*le is mostly passive if you just let him be. I would say it would be more to the equivalent of hundreds of *andos
>>102796778>muh cheeky nandosGo back to /brit/
>>102796811you seem awfully familiar with it. why don't you go back
this is hyoscine. it is found in the poisonous mandrake plant. in low dosages it is hallucinogenic, though risk of psychosis is very high as a result of its use.
I like walking. if only there was less cars and less people.
is Tyler considered a Chad name in USA?
>>102796811Nandos is pretty good for a fast food place tbqh
dis is benzaldehyde, its one of my favorite chemicals because it smells like almonds
>>102796846ngl, way back i tried /brit/posting before i found out about /cum/we just don't mesh. all my (You)s were hostile and it's generally boring in there
>>102797110>benzaldehydela di dah, mr. fancyaldehyde
>>102796983Yeah I'd say so
>>102796235>>102797110What's goin' on big guy, why aren't you avataring?
>>102797155shame. how does that make you feel to not be accepted by mummy?
>>102796983In my experience it's always either been chads or gay lil hotheads named Tyler
oh zando why arent you a normal person
>>102797301/brit/ is NOT my mummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHACbDEh0vg>>102797203i didnt feel like it until this post >>102797155 made me smile
theres no water bottles...
>>102797259i can't even link the right posts lmao>>102797203this one made me smile
When I was 16, my name on Steam was NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERFAGGOT
>>102797496half those things fit me, but I only drink tap water
>>102797496>government plates>kkb>lain>macintosh plusBasedEverything else don't care or cringe
>>102795320>the stupid meds are making me gain weightHow about not stuffing your face and getting some exercise, fatass
>>102797400will you put your peepee in my butthole?
>>102795320lmao how tall are you
hey when are you Mexis gonna join NORAD?
>>102797496this is a discord trannythis is not me
>classic wow>halo mc collection on pcare we being transported back to the mid 2000s?
I'm a Chicano and I voted for Trump
will whey help me gain weight?
gays will put "not into hookups only relationships or friends" in their profile and then send you dick or hole pics
>>102797805Nobody is willing to fund new games cause they might not work so we're left with reruns.
i'm a Chicano and I voted for Jill Stein
>>102797876What kind of hole?
>>102797863just drink whole milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-Q-6MXdoEFila me akoma mono ena lepto,sta oneira mono esy ki ego. pes s'agapo edo na meineis ligo akoma.
>>102797876so will w*men
>>102797931more like hole milk LOL
this describes me the best out all of those kid of memes
>>102797708for me, it's the coochie
>>102798040you cared enough to reply XD
>>102797962all the dots have finally connected. you're half russian, half greek. are you the jesus prayer and mo bamba posters??
>>102797995you smoked marijuanas?
I have one hour to write a lab report before my next class. Everybody shut up
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWto the wall;
>>102798071nope, nobody cares.
>>102798108what class? what lab book you working out of?
>>102798094no jsut regular tobacco
>>102798131TIL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY BALLS
>>102798151not even once?
>>102798167TO ALL THESE BITHES CRAWLTO ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
>>102798090>are you the jesus prayer and mo bamba posters??he is.
>>102798196noi was invited multiple times tho
>>102798212ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER
A back, back, back it upA back, back, back it upA back, back, back it up
>>102797962>underboob-cleavage dressdo greeks really do this
Not Orthodox but I really like the Jesus Prayer
>>102798131i watched that music video countless times on MTV2 sucker free sunday when i was in elementary school.
>>102798140It's for a neuroanatomy class. I have to write about a dissection we did yesterday and answer some questions related to disorders that affect those structures
>>102798439I used to beat my dick in my grandmas basement to mtv back in the day when they only showed rap videos
>>102798345women in general do this>>102798382i was raised non-religious, but it's beautifulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxiLd5nBTbY
dog is barking again
>>102798549Politely ask the dog to stop
why is everyone hyped about halo:reach thoughwhy is that one the favorite?
>>102798781back in the day we called that one Halo Reacharound
I never played Halo. I even went through a MW2 phase but never Halo
I have a code for halo master chief edition but I don't think I will ever redeemed it
>>102798660refresh your page
angelina jolie had her titties chopped off
>>102798824Morel like Gaylo Reacharound
>>102799154do they leave the nipples when they do that?
i thought frank sinatra was black
>>102799263do you think they have some tattooed on?
is it bad that I don't know the names of most famous ppl?
>i thought frank sinatra was black
>>102799300Yes, very bad. Here's your (You)
>professor assigned an asian girl to TA with me starting next week even though I asked him not to because I can do it myself>my roommate yelled at me for half an hour >parents won't stop bitchingI am so fucking stressed my toe is swollen. why are people so god awful. why can't they be nice.
do any of you have faye reagan nipples?
>>102799287It's possible but I doubt it's common. After a mastectomy, some women decide to cover their chests with tattoos
>he didn't grow up thinking Frank Sinatra was his uncle or something
>>102799357>why can't they be nice.i ask myself the same thing everyday
>>102799300I have no idea who is famous anymore. My knowledge of celebrities peaks with Tom Cruise I blame capeshit
OwO that butger was soooooo big and yummyIm so tiwerd naoI wanna go sweepy
Gonna spend $100 on burgers
I knew a guy in hs who had his nipple bitten off as "a joke" in middle schoolIt grew back
wat is a meritocracy?
I thought babe ruth was blackWhat kind of white guy is named Babe Ruth
*cracks*"Chairman of the Board"That's what old pop would call 'im - Sinatra, I mean. I spent thirteen years of my life thinking Frank Sinatra was my dad's boss.Those were thirteen of the best years of my life.*sips*
>>102799663wypeepo use their magic power to do well and get on top of everythign
>>102799718a real basedball guy (god)
gawd damn wypipo always bein keepin us proud niggas DOWN!! dey goddamn devils dem wypipo, dunno how dey do it, keepin da strong black man down
how long until i can do this
I wish I still had a gf to send me this
someone gave me a really bad purple nurple and my nipple swelled for like 8 months.also it like weirdly bruised with a crusty outer ring that i had to scrub off with those sos steel wool pads. thanks blog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRjiPEFMAXY>>102799473Things'll get better. I hope.
>>102799893In the thumbnail I assumed the dark spot under the tutu was where she shat herselfThis website has ruined me
>>102799893how long have you been stretching for?
https://youtu.be/RttVsGmQjIAholy shit is this even posible to do
>>102799928I have eraserhead nips that always look erect and poke through my shirtI feel practically nothing when I pinch/twist them
got a $1 raise a month and a half into my new job budsmanager said I'm quickly becoming a major part of the team
>>102800012depends on how flexible you are. took me 3 months when I was a kid, it can take anywhere up to a year.
I like meatflaps
>>102800153i used to be quite flexible, but i became very stiff when i got fat
>>102800131Congratulations, bud. I see big things for you around here too.
don't you want to have sex with a girl?
>>102800332I want a cigarette.
>>102800332does she have a cute feminine benis?
i hate this website so goddamn much
>>102800332NO keep those roasties outta here!
gwb sounds appealing rn
want to do a drug buds
girls are unironically complicated
Why is /cum/ so horny? Is it full of teenagers?
>>102800626so yang thinks asians will start being shot up by "americans" because they'll have too much power.
pad thai is good GOOD
ale smale pale bale
I don't wanna be your fucking dog,that you drag around.A collar on my neck tied to a pole,leave me in the freezing cold.
>>102800889hmm very faggy of him.
My room smells like BO so I'm leaving an open container of yogurt out to make it smell somewhat nicer
>>102801372piss on everything to sterilize the bacteria
Just made up with a friend that I have been beefing with for a couple months. He's coming over with a couple homies in a few minutes to play some PUBG multiplayer.
>>102801646discord tier response
GUYSI NEED A NEW TV SHOW
>>102801750> t. discord tranny
>>102801767nosotros los guapos
>>102801767The WireBreaking Bad -> Better Call SaulBrooklyn Nine-NineSilicon ValleyOrange Is The New BlackSeinfeldKing Of The Hill
>>102802110i tried watching brooklyn nine nine and it wasn't funny it offended my sensibilities actually at how horrible it was
i'm actually amazed at how few tv shows there are on netflix
>>102802269hulu has more tv showsnetflix is mostly movies.
>>102802269networks are being greedy and holding it for their own platforms
>>102802328i have issues with streaming on hulu
*does every drug**dies of respiratory depression and liver failure*mmm yes
So my house chore this morning was mopping the lounge room floor. It will amaze you just how dirty the plastic flooring is in this place which is evident when you empty the mop bucket.
>>102802269there's endless tv shows. unless you're talking about mainstream stuff
I suggested we get one of those robo vacuum cleaners. Haha.
>>102802503they're trying to prepare you for when you leave and actually have to do this shit yourself
hulu has too much anime crap
>>102801767Watch Tidying Up and learn to throw away all your belongings
>>102802524I know. Yesterday night at the group meeting. The staff asked everyone where they see themself in 6 months time. Really wanted to say dead or still suffering.
I've been constipated for 5 days and today I finally took the biggest shit I have ever shat in my life. I had to flush 4 times mid-shit, I didn't even know that much shit could fit inside my body. Afterwards I felt something that only be compared to sexual afterglow.
I'm afraid my gf will make my sons manlets with her midget genes
>>102802630how did you get into this group housing in the first place
How purist are you guys when it comes to poutine? Would you still define poutine topped with chicken and hot sauce as poutine, or should poutine be curds and gravy only?
Urkel should start making music for white teenage girls like Spencerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C42QiTI4WyI
>>102802701It was suggested by the psychologist after I kept being violent at home. Smashing glasses etc on the tiles in the house.
>>102799357why yo roomy yellin
>>102802630just tell them what they want to hear so you can get out of there. can you live on your own off of your neetbux?
Im using my boss' PC to post in here
>>102802804Poutine requires gravy, fries and curds
>>102802663She will. Get those genes edited or someshit
I've never had poutine
how come discord is full of trannies?
the mcgriddle is objectively superior to the mcbiscuit. prove me wrong. protip: you can't, fags
>>102802804The one time I had it was gross tbqh. They're like nachos you have to eat it in 5 minutes or else they get soggy, hard and disgusting
>>102802976I haven't been to McDonald's since they took chicken selects off the menu
waiting for my amazon review to update so I can get a $25 steam gift card
>>102802991Soggy poutine is my favorite.
>>102803031Their buttermilk chicken finger things are way better, but only if they're fresh
>>102802971rejected by society and rightly so.
>>102803084if i register and review a PSU I got and send them a picture of the review they send me a $25 steam gift card
woke up from a nap.my eyes are on fire.
never had chipotle
>>102803274its okay kind of overrated but they have fuckhuge portionsbest burrito i ever had was made by my mexican friends mom and it was way better than chipotle