Vote for Beto
>>102777958wow you finally managed to make a new onehappy now? :-D
>>102778015im not the other mexican
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>>102778062easy to say that nowcan't fool me puto
i had a very weird dream
>>102778178well believe what you want hunty
>>102777958Good thread. Upvoted!
ok time to do some yoga
>>102778360unironically still a choon after all those yearstay made a song to last for generations
what i wear when i talk to girls
>>102778360this says a lot about our society
>>102778468where's the cock ring haha
>>102778752Terrorism isn't a real threat.
there aren't enough youtubers making videos of paradox gamesit's only like 3 people
guess they never miss huh?
>>102778872Bought EU4 but haven't played it yet because my attention span is too short
>I didn't even mean to shoot him, he just caught me by surprise.>I reloaded my pistol, cocked it back, and shot him twice.>His body dropped down to the floor, and he got teardrops in his eyes>He grabbed me by my hands and said he was afraid to die>I told him "It's too late my friend, it's time to say goodbye."
ok donecuts hurt like a bitch but it didnt matter cuz i was in peace
Might ask a cute Indian girl out
>>102779633tell her to teach ypu yoga
>>102778006METAL IS FOR PRESIDENTS 2020
>>102779691She's a cute Punjabi girl okay?
Better than gooks
I wish there was open borders between Canada, USA and Mexico.
Why are Euroautists unable to detected even the most obvious of sarcasm
i wish i knew enough of photoshop to see how i would look like after ffs
i don't get this "college admissions scandal" that's going on right nowit was always an open secret that if you didn't have the grades or prestige you buy your way into prestigious universities
my ultimate goal is to able to do the splits
>>102780396Yeah but you bought your way in through substantial donations. Not paying off a coach to award your undeserving kid a scholarship or blatantly cheat on the SAT
Why do people care so much about getting into the top schools? Professors are primarily researchers, not teachers. You're not guaranteed good education. In terms of the quality of the education, most universities are roughly the same.
>>102778944boobs too big
>>102781220it's aboot connections
>>102781220It's about nepotism. Private education is basically academic aristocracy.
>>102778468Want to replay Demon's Souls but my ps3 controller is old and shitty and messes up the inputs, making it unplayable. Never got to run a DEX build>>102781220This. Personally I had a few great professors in the courses so I enjoyed my years in college but ultimately I got my job through a friend of a friend putting in a good word for me.
>boobs too big
>>102781601fuck you, flat is justice
Used to be a footfag but now I'm mostly a tits guy
>>102781662based redemption arc
is this real life
>>102781220see>>102781517it's the prestige if you're in a top university you already made it. you don't even have to excel you just have to graduate
>>102781801is this just fantasy?
This is the ideal woman
>rush limbaugh going full autism over airplanes for an entire hour
4 am & still haven't slept.
>>102782243>listening to Rush Limbaugh
still thinking about spending 25 whole dollars on subnautica>inb4 just pirate it loli don't pirate things because i don't want to go to prison
I want to lick this woman's asshole until my tongue is sore
reminder that male psychologists are trash i should not be allowed to give therapy
Made in America my ass.Try building a plane that won't crash LOL.Airbus all the way (and Bombardier turboprop).
>>102782626you don't need an ass if you have perfect white genes
>>102782700manface, freak whore, psycho fake smile slutah yes "PERFECT" genes
I want to have babies with a Mexican woman
Imagine fucking a cute Venezuelan refugee
>>102782532she looks so soft and hugable
>>102774555I did too lol.I usually can't sleep until after class.
how tf do i pin a second post in album from instagram
>Rush Limbaugh: "I'm a non-conformist"
was gonna make a post but realized it was too stupid
How is Rush Limbaugh not dead already? He was old when I was a kid. What is he now, 100?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F-JfWqMG6gMne nuzhna ona, mne nuzhna ona.
>>10278303168 you baby
>>102783033epic songtimeless russian classic
Improve your tongue postureImprove your life
>>102783221Thoughts on this image?
watching mad men
>>102783302absolute mad lad :DDDDD
>>102783403нa ocнoвe и кpacный
>>102783302i just got done rewatching it. where are you?
>>102783433season 3 episode 10
>>102783429Бaзиpoвaннo и peдпильнyтo
>We're fucking in a car, shooting heroin>Saying controversial things just for the hell of it>Selling melanin and then suffocate the black men>Start with misdemeanors and we'll make a business out of them>And we can find out the information>Access all the applications that are hardening positions based on miscommunication>Oh Fuck your feelings>Truth is only hearsay>We're just left to decay>Modernity has failed us>"I moved on her like a bitch">Excited to be indicted>Unrequited house with seven pools>"Thank you Kanye, very cool">The war has been incited and guess what?>You're all invited>And you're famous>Modernity has failed us
more like Beta O’Rourke
>>102783465Season 4 is the best season
Ni är så jävla fjolliga
>>102783526that faggot sal has finally exited the show so its looking up
>>102783502The only good The 1975 song is Somebody ElseSimple as
>>102783713That's my favorite 1975 song
im boredwish i had frens
New episode of Star Trek Shitcovery tomorrow.The HECK was that TOS shit in the last one?Well it wasn't really TOS because it referenced the dismissed TOS pilot.Anyway, was weird, fuck Talosians tho.And fuck this gay Spock.Don't care enough about Star Trek to read into all those different timelines but it's confusing.I need:That redhead bitch to die a painful death.That nigger main to be gone. Sorry but a Nigger nigger like her just can't pull of a Star Trek character. She looks like she'll start talking about how blacks were Pharaohs any second.The insufferable "Philippa Georgiou" (who the FUCK came up with that name) has to be thrown out of the show.That faggot blonde haired doctor can die too.Other than that the slender alien guy with his fetish heels is slightly less annoying than when he still had his gill things and I wonder what that android bitch is up to. Also based how the resurrected nigger gay is now not acting like a faggot any longer. But I'm guessing we'll see a happy ending of that storyline soon and they'll end up kissing again like big gays.Quite like Captain Pike desu. He has a classic charm.
Pic always reminds me of the GF when she is trying to fit my massive rod in her lil aboriginal mouth for a succy.
My gf is 4'10 (legally defined as a midget)
that's about it for NOW
I think I trimmed my fingernails too short
Brainlet is thinking Blade Runner 2049 is about the future. Brainchad is thinking Blade Runner 2049 is about today
>>102784378i'm a dude.
for me its crista flanagan
>>102784405That always sucks.GF (aboriginal) cut her toenails today and she cut them so short, like really supper short.I asked why and she just said "they will grow back". Yikes. Looks like the toes of someone who bites fingernails atm.
>>102784430Fuck off then
Don't get this theory. Aliceposter isn't anything like Ashley at all, and she isn't a slav either.Aliceposter is probably a woman though.
>>102784583what do you gain from it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SicJqAY7mTg>>102784540for whatever reason they want the thread shitter to come back, and they latch onto the hope that i'm her. too bad for them.
>>102784540nah, hes just a pretty nice dude, pretty rare for a man desu
>>102784540What does being a Slav have to do with anything
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Gonna watch Blade Runner 2049 with the GF tomorrow or the day after.It's on the 'flix. Too bad the original isn't.
>>102784890ashley is mean to me, and she makes threads into a mini-version of /pol/. i want to post in peace.
>>102784994she won't understand it
>>102784999>ashley is mean to meDo you post things about capitalism?
>>102785038Did you?It's actually a very deep movie only for big brainers.
>>102785069i don't post politics, it shits threads. expressing this opinion means i "get the bullet too".
TO THE WINDOOOOOWTO THE WALL
>>102785139Tilde swett drih oh my bah
skeet skeet mofugga
now i have yo wait until april ughughugh
>>102785204To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!)
>>102785113very straight white man post
I DEMAND A GF
A back, back, back it upA back, back, back it upA back, back, back it up
>>102785113Yeah, I don't get it. There's an entire board dedicated to politics and everyone wants to use this fucking general to discuss it.
I accomplish nothing on the regular, but I'm having a fun time existing
>>102785391thoughts on the american negro?
To all these bitches crawl
>>102784026I used to have a 4' 11 gf and I'm 6' 3. It was kind of awkward for me if I'm being honest.
>>102785548I'm 6'1 and it's kind of awkward
>>102782462i personally liked the palm treejust got there too late to say so
This roastie next to me keeps scratching her head and I think she will pass on her lice to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQTDmyK0DoE>>102785326do you think threads are better when everyone is fighting? i have enough of that as it is irl, I don't want it when I'm trying to relax.but whatever you don't understand
It's really nice outside today
>>102785827Shut the fuck up
>>102785873But it is. Sunny and 63 degrees out, perfect shorts and t shirt weather for me, it's been months since the last truly warm day
Imagine managing to piss off the nicest poster in this general. LMAO, Ale.
>>102785478PUT ZEM DOWN
>>102786200extremely based and highly redpilled opinion
>>102785757ale doesn't have an irl
Pull the trigger, kill a ______ ?
YOU WAS AT THE CLUB
>>102786398>>102786407>>102786427pls no bully the asians
>>102786478you have to go back
>>102786545but i was born here
going out for an hour.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri5F633xSsY>>102786297be nice to her.
>>102786478chigger is a berry bug, not slang for asians.
Why does Taylor Swift wear such short skirts? She's really tall so more of her leg is exposed.
>>102786753um very wronga chigga is a chink wannabe niggathat being said, why are flips and vietnamese such godawful wannabe niggers? especially the whore girls
>>102786854She's a whore
>>102786860chigga and chigger are two different things.
>>102786104>insulting the only person that's nice to him in order to defend ashley who insults himis this masochism?
Who the fuck is ashley?
>>102786911So that rumor of Kanye, Kim, and Tay Tay having a threesome is true?
>>102787072the commieshit poster
>>102786940next thing you'll me "your mother" and "whore" are two different things as well hahahaprotip: i just BTFO you extremely hardPS: It was only a JOKE
>>102787260no, you're mistaking "your gf" and "the dumpster" which are synonymous phrases.
>>102786559A rat is not part of my family, even if he was born in my house
>>102787320/mirrorsorry burnT yourself
>>102787369not familiar with your reddit phraseology.
footfags deserve to be left in a room full of bored violent criminals
>>102787665> t. homosexual
>>102787350but that's literally how the law works you hick faggot
the only thing footfags deserve is a nuclear holocaust
just woke up, frens
cooking is pretty easyidk why everyone acts like it's difficult
cringe and bluepilled advertisement
>>102787930>a rat born in your house is automatically a part of your family>that's literally how the law workssounds like a pretty stupid law haha
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to appreciate feet. Attractive and presentable feets say quite a lot about a woman's self worth and personal hygiene I'd never date a girl who has ugly goblina feet with blackened, dirt filled nails desu.
>>102788327Yes, legally if you're born in Canada you're considered a Canadian.
>having computer issues>trouble shoot for weeks>decide it is likely a PSU issue>replace PSU today with new $100 PSU even though im broke as fuck right now>install it, make sure wiring is all clean>boot it>DRAM light solid red>wont boot unless I only run single channel>go to start and try to dust out dual channel socket>it freezes before I do>dust out socket and try to run in dual channel again>its been working fine>run memtest for an hour>everything has been running fine with no crashes>will probably crash under heavy load at some point again>either mobo or RAM issue>if its mobo I might as well just start a new buildit never fucking ends
Just took a fat shit while the gf was taking a shower and the entire bathroom smelled awful when I leftI hope she’s enjoying the aroma
>>102788836She's going to cheat on you for this.
i just took a fuxking napwhy si it so hard to stay awake
Broke>watching overproduced popsci infotainment on youtubeWoke>watching text-to-speech lifehack listicles on youtubeBespoke>watching voiceless public domain music fail pic compilations on youtube
sticks and stones and weed and bongsrunning when we hit 'emlethal poison for the system
>>102789151Did you get enough sleep
>>102789151I WANT TO BEAT YOU BACK TO SLEEP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
The Sun represents 99.86% of all the mass of our Solar System.
>>102789223america is the .14%
>>102785757>do you think threads are better when everyone is fighting?that is irrelevant to mepersonally when everyone is fighting its easier for me to post without anyone (You)ing me>>102789191idk
>>102789418It is possible you stupid fucking leaf
>>102789286ok this made me laugh*upvotes*
>>102789481Don't you EVER insult my Aliceposter again you fucking SPIC. In fact, don't ever talk to her again.
im on my period>>102789557aliceposter? oh he a BIG dummy jeje
it didn't work
>>102789557which poster can I insult?
>>102789711what didnt work?
I just pooped
>>102789725also stop harassing him you creepo
>>102789756I was talking to a girl and I thought it was going well
>>102789418Check on Google if you don't believe me.
Thoughts on Fire Wings?
>>102789809No you, cunt.
>>102789497prove it lmao
>tfw a qt3.14 i've been trying to get with forever hit me up today
well, ok, r any NY anons?
our path is the straight path
>>102789951no Chicago. what you need boy?
>>102789842that suckswhat did you say that didnt work?
I-It's not weird to wear girls clothes when no one is home right?
i do not identify as a woman
>>102790108yes wtf you creepwear them when there are people in your house
>>102790139this is new
>>102789973but i'm gay :^)
i'm thinking of dating girls just for experience and not carnal pleasures
>>102790072nothing in particular. I was just reading to much into it
Just had a 10/10 fap to indian chicks
>>102790426If 4channel is to be believed, girls only want money and sex
>>102789557please don't insult people on my behalf or in generally really.kindly leave me alone, both of you>>102789746no one
Want hotwings but don't want to drive May get some trash tier wings from some shitty pizza place
>>102788658Should have bought an xbox
Am I the only one who thought at first that /cum/ was a general for Cumans?
>>102790470masturbation and fornication is gross
We need more straight white males in here. As of now I'm the only one.
>both of youwoah
How do you know you're in a bad relationship? The gf is nice and all but good lord is she high maintenance at times, but I figure this could be true of all women. She has mental breakdowns all the time and just this morning she was crying for an hour because we would be apart for 3 days this weekend
>>102790474well i'm not a slut so she'll have to work for it
>>102790514>not ps4 proNever gonna make it
FUCKforgot to post here!!
My friend is really weird and I don't like hanging out with him anymore. One of his main conversation topics over the last few weeks is about cuckold porn (wish I was joking) and how he wants to cuck everyone. Ironic considering the thot hes currently trying to date refuses to go exclusive for him. I also found his reddit account and it definitely seems like hes the one who wants to be cucked judging from his hundreds of posts in cuckold subreddits
>>102790591Can it not play 4k?
>>102790573HAHAHA shouldn't go around insulting your only friends
Is Audible from amazon doing damage by essentially encouraging people not to read?
not feeling it rn
>>102790732We're a pretty diverse group of friends too so it gets weird when he talks about BBCs and our chess club black friend is present
>>102790720Every soldier in this picture look out of shape except the female
>>102790720No, and neither can the Xbox One X, they use a fancy checkerboard upscaling from 1080p (which apparently doesn't look bad). However some games like DiRT can run at native 4k, not sure if it's 60 or 30 fps.
i wanna break apart my heart
Have an aquaintance who constantly spouts right wing talking points, even to people he doesn't know, sounds like r/the_donald
>>102790932it'll pass. you'll be fine.
theres no one to love theres no one to trust in my life
>>102790536No I thought it was for countries that cooked with cumin
>>102791395stop being melodramaticand what about your therapist?
>>102791395what about mummy
Ordered food with DoordashGonna give the person a $20 tip (already gave them a $6 tip when I ordered)
Why do blacks say so many swear words?
>>102791784Every time I use that my food gets delivered cold. I think just some foods aren't made to be delivered tbqh
Tipping is retarded, Mr. Pink was right
>>102791807Fuck off nigga
should go to public library but too lazy to walk
>>102791843Mine was delivered hotDelivery person was also a middle aged woman so probably doing it as a second job or something to support a family so giving her a big tip felt nice
>>102792003Also my tip came out to be $26 while my food cost $21
Yesterday at work my coworker and I spent several hours talking about sports and she told me she didn't know I was a "sports fanatic"
I'm too lazy to do anything at all
I only watch esports
Might ask my coworker if she wants to go to a basketball game with me
I live here
>>102792383Where's the computer
>>102790730i didnt insult him and i dont think we were friends>>102791585what about them>>102791747nope
Should I get a bacon cheeseburger or fried chicken
>>102792689you forgot to include the cut marks on his legs
>>102792801Fried chicken, beef is destroying the environment (and your arteries)
thinking about using Rogaine for a beardthoughts?
goddamn you white people, making it so blacks can't rest! this is the WORST type of racism possible!
>>102792767>i dont think we were friendswow. i tried to be.
made it to the public library, frens
>>102793128wh*Tes are evil
>>102793168i mean we barely talked to each otheralso ive posted my discord quite a few times and no friend request soooo
New thread niggers
Getting some delicious Thai food with my friends tonight
have to be in the library for 25 more minutes
>>102793736I have autism
>>102793784pad thai is best
>>102793784how old are you
huge asses are gross
>>102793977don't understand this. you do you tho
>>102793532i suck at making friends. sorry, nvm.