not a racist but
picture this rightim out on the patio, crosslegged on a chair, in nightclothes and parka, tapping ash from my poley-tier rollie into a tupperware box, hammering out posts on the 'chonnel
>>100030603>la familia del barriobased CHI
>>100030657right and then what
>>100030657Emmett's out to get you
If you prefer the girl on the right over the girl on the left, you are stupid, have terrible taste and are likely gay.
>>100030603wheres the editionabsolute state
How do you sleep?
>>100030751yeh ive been on brit like once since i put the blog up and hes been seeing me everywhere hahahaha great archive read this eveningdunno if i give a shit anymore, think i frazzled him enough>>100030744going back in now too cold
>>100030751hows the chiken keiv
who let the retard make the new?
>>100030815have to sleep on my back on an incline or my ears clog up
>>100030821Still defrosting, I had it in the freezer so it'll be a whileDunno what to have it with
defrosting some chicken nigger lads
pork belly ramen for dinnies lads
my jaw just snapped into placeworrying
>>100030816he thinks anyone who tells him to fuck off is you with a proxy, he's convinced only 2 or 3 people don't like him ahahahaha
>>100030875good lad I had ramen last night
>>100030884how was it
started listening to Asking Alexandria and cutting myself desu
did /brit/ get the numbers?
did try to appeal blog takedown but they told me to fuck off, reiterated that 'wordpress reserves the right to take content down for any or no reason at all' which is a bit pakiput up a couple more but they dint last long, he must be googling himself like a madman lol
>>100030855chips or some bread would be my recomendación
the irony of emmett saying that anyone can be tough online then proceeding to say that he "knows the people he knows" and that mouthyank would get his "fucking head cut off"
>>100030901good the broth was excellent
emmett garcin IS a paedophile
>>100030930did you do the broth yourself? im just gonna be using stock because im le lazy man but i wanna try doing a bone broth some time in the near futuregot a matey who works at the butcher so i reckon id be able to get him to sort me out with lots of good bones and stuff
>>100030918why don't you guys just host it on your computer lmfaowhat's with all this wordpress bullshit you guys are doing. the maximum amount of traffic the emmett blog will get is about 1/10th of what your computer can handlejesus it's like you bunch don't know anything about hosting smear websitesalternatively just do it on google sites which is almost never moderated
>>100030964yeah did the broth myself with chicken bones from yesterday
been away for a week and you retards are STILL jacking off Emmet ffs
need a sweet anita gf 2bh lads
>>100030964Naw I went to a restaurant got the shoyu broth
>>100030978yeh dont care enough to do all that>you guysliterally all me haha, i already had a wordpress blog so i just used it rather than sign up for something else
>>100030983>>100031011okay this is nice and confusing
>>100030920cba might just do some rice and then drench it all in hp sauce to make it bearable
>>100031014you spend much more time autistically evading wordpress than it would take to put up a simple as balls html file with emmetts antics
>>100031037dont care virgin
>>100030998>been away for a weekbullshit 2bh
Americans and Canadians should use 'reckon' more often so I don't feel bad for using it
The loudest gun I’ve ever fired was a .22. Typically .22s aren’t very loud at all, even firecrackers are louder, but my buddy had a .22 Derringer that fires .22 magnums instead of .22lr and it made my ears ring for several seconds after firing it. I’ve shot 12 gauge shotguns that weren’t nearly as loud as this gun.
>>100031027ever see a koala irl?
>>100031036>rice drenched in HP sauce
>>100031086yeah at the zoo
>>100031060you do you i suppose.im not the one desperately trying to put up blogs to spite some neet on 4chan. sad
>>100031088yeah goes down a treat
>when an RTS game from 1995 successfully predicted the current state of affairshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c9xyryhCqY
>>100031114my dad said when he first got his place this would have been in the 70s there was some aroundim pretty sure theyre dying out though and will go extinct in our lifetime
>>100031084put yer ears on (well no shit its the size of the load that makes the noise not the bullet)
>>100031112sounds absolutely vile x
why are the pretty ones always insane
>>100031109youre drinking emmetts retarded koolaidtheres no targeted campaign going on, i just made a couple of blogs last month to scare him cos they became the top google result
>>100031143what about wombats?
>>100031123give me a quick rundown on the state of our affairs
*offers you some of my retarded kool aid*
>>100031166dont know much about wombats but i would guess that they are a bit more well off
>>100031191they are cute :3
why they call em wombats for if they dont have wings
>>100031190ill have to turn that down
>>100031205yeah they are
reckon josie wants the pipe
>>100031206They're more wom than bat
back from the sesh :)
>>100031183you're yessed the fuck out.if you're not ethnic Sverige gj you won a country.
did the closet case larp about doing dope again wahey lads based as
>>100031266aha and that's in the video? mad
>>100031280shut the fuck up
>22Pare the lads out on the lash or what
trip on you manchild
>>97297530>>97291587>>97134848>>97173230>>97134812>>96770266>>96693969>>97292287>>97292082>>97292589>>97183061>>97141511>>97141291>>96417514weird things for emmett garcin from maple ridge to sayis he some sort of murderous paedophile?
>>100031298Can't imagine the morale there now after that deal
>>100031347watch him deny this like the scum and trash he is
>>100031352what are you on about
Donde esta Beto?
sudden pong of BO and sweatsomeone must be typing up a storm think its being carried by the trade winds from canada
>>100031347hes so mean to his sister whats his deal
>>100031411he wants to rape and kill her i think, but arent both of those things illegal? :/
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/97132842/#97134812this one is particularly disturbing
>>100031387Don't you keep up to date with what's happening in your own country? No. Of course you wouldn't. At this point nor would I
>>100031442too right granddad, now lets get you tucked in
I want beautiful and sexy Emma Watson to sit on my face and rip a gnarly, pungent fart.
white radish is good for you
>>87718673one of my more underrated posts i think
the whole just b urself thing really isn't just a meme
>>100031484hes not my gran's dad hes her husband
>>100031347fuck up you spastic little dyke munterwas phoneposting in the same thread as you hours ago and you didn't realize, pants on head fucking r*tard
>>100031512how do you know she didn't realise?
>>100031512why are you so agro
>>100031512i opened /brit/ for the first time since 2018 about 3 hours ago
>>100031507what are you even on about you clown lol
>>100031512are you really Spanish?
>>100031507entertain me more
>>100031534enough dont want to hear another phoneme
>>100031542hes a mentally ill canadian
>>100031582The name's Tristan. I'm a dark subculture acolyte.
>>100031551What's your first language?I can translate it easier haha
>>100031566baffling, nonsensical image
>>100031607greatwell lets see it
>>100031598clearly you're not smart enough to understand it
watching pewds and he is wearing a nice looking shirt
a poo! a niggardly poo!
>>100031643giggled out loud @ this
>>100031607lets see that Aramaic
>>100031675shut up pewds is based
>>100031575ahI've heard Americans and Canadians sound alike, but Canadians tend to sound more insane and hot headedthey also have the exact same sense of humor as Spaniards so I figured he could actually be Spanish, but his English is too good for a foreigner
cold outirish weather
>>100031639yeah that must be it
Morning /brit/. Making some coffee, listening to some music and having a think.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjeLJNpaiXY
>>100031704maybe not for a Swede or Finn but I've never seen a Spaniard speaking like that
>>100031704>Canadians tend to sound more insane and hot headedhaha yeah schizo is a good example of that
>>100031708so this is what they do in syria...
oi you lot hows your foreskinsjust wonderingany phimolads, cutlads, cheeselads, chodelads, microlads in
I want Emma Watson to squat over me and drop a green bean casserole on my face.
>>100031747mine was harvested by a rabbi shortly after birth
>>100031747Someone bought a pass and now they feel like a god amazing
>>100031779excuse you im an oldfag
>having foreskinfirm yikes from me dawg
I am cut. Feel sorry for uncut runts. My willy is free of constraints.
ah yes... ahhh yes
>>100031796they also look like dog willys
what did that nigger mean in that one song when he said "this is america"?
damn shame how i have to stay up for 24 hours for my posts to become good
having a bowl of pus-filled spots for brekky
love the bit in the song that goes 'wayayaya, ya, wayaya' about 16 times
Imagine having a night of fun with this philly.
should probably go to bed...
>anti climbing feature includedcrease. what a fucking pimp.
>BREAKING: Government shutdown enters 22nd day, becoming the longest federal closure in U.S. history.
>>100031931*goes into REM sleep before finishing while reading this post*
>>100031948if you believe they put a man on the moon
then nothing is cooooooooool
rise and shine wagies
>>100032036but it's a saturday
>>100032036It’s the weekend you absolute waster.
>>100031974Oh yeah yeah yeah
Need Emma Watson to drop an anvil on my bollocks.
Lads.... imagine if someone dabbed on the moon...
>>100030815with a gun under my pillow
business idea: orange juice but made from coffee beans, served hot
what are indian girls like as gfs/fwbs?
>>100032124That would be fr*ggin EPIC
Saturday is my first day off toil this year, lads.
Westminster voting intention:LAB: 41% (+1)CON: 38% (-1)LDEM: 10% (+2)UKIP: 4% (+1)GRN: 2% (-)via @Survation, 09 - 10 Jan 2019Chgs. w/ Nov 2018
>>100032135you could serve it with milk how crazy would that be haha
far cry 5 any good?
>>100032172nonononONONOTHIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
isn't it odd that people decided to mix milk/cream into coffee and tea?most people really do have mild palates
Another day of neettoil
>>100032172polls don't mean shit, don't know why you're posting this like it's breaking news
reckon i'm going to be the oldest person alive in a few decades
I'm gonna outlive this dumb aussie
classes don't start until monday yet dr toilberg has already emailed us next week's unitoil assignment
>>100032234won't everyone else have gotten older too
canNOT stop masturbating to this vidhttps://www.xvideos.com/video41573187/beautiful_natural_redhead_gives_it_uphave done so three times in the last hour and a half
>>100032201Jeremy "Six Million More" Corbyn
>>100032286jeremy is worse than a kike, cultural marxist fuckhead
>>100032137they're a bit weird because westernized ones (the ones you'd have a chance with) will inevitably have some sort of resentment towards their families and white peoplethey also have all sorts of weird cultural notions in their heads because by and large they grew up on direct pop culture with very little of anything else
>jeremy is worse than a kike, cultural marxist fuckhead
wish t-series would hurry up and overtake pewdiepie so I can unsubscribe to him alreadythat nigger makes too many videos
Laying into the chicken kiev
ITT: Mutts debating UK politicsBy the way anyone who doesn't support UKIP is a retard.
>>100032345Is it good
>>100032332This is based though. Muslims are redpilled on the Jewish question.
>>100032353support UKIP doing what exactly? they already have their brexit
>>100032364nah not really
>>100032318what's the quick rundown on that? an indian record label is using bots to get more subs than pewds, the all-time legend of YT?
Mood right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkNa5xzOe5U
What are people from the Falkland Islands like? Any experiences with them?
>>100032353Literally no one supports UKIP anymore
>>100032368>they already have their brexitDo they really? The UK is still in the European Union and the establishment is doing everything in their power to hold a second referendum before the March 29th deadline. If there's ever been a time to support UKIP it's now.
yanks are thick -in the headnot a good thing take it vile you
>>100032367so why do you hate jews?
>>100032389Then "literally" everyone is retarded.
why do indians and chinks have to exist?doesn't seem fair to the rest of us humans
>>100032407Can you name one reason to like the jews? No? Didn't think so
>>100032400I'm confused why you were criticizing other people talking about British politics when your own view of it seems pretty superficial
>>100032376That’s a shame
he does whatever he wantsa grown manon the internet among friendshe must be happy
>>100032427you hate jews because they hate white people and want to import shitloads of 3rd world niggers. jeremy cuckbyn hates white people and wants to import shitloads of 3rd world niggers.
*MC does a triple backflip and lands under a girl's skirt with his face in her panties*you know, I'm starting to think this ecchi manga isn't realistic
>>100032460state of you
he said the n word :o
>>100032431I'm confused why you were criticizing other people talking about British politics when your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post.
I still don't understand why that haitian swede posts herewhat's the appeal for him?
>>100032456We can learn a lot from Islam.
>>100032488go watch your hentai you fucking retard
I'm about to move to Carlisle. Make me regret my decision, /brit/.
>>100032519Brits who can give valid advice are asleep, have fun.
>>100032368The leave voters were betrayed, we're now just losing any of the possible benefits of being in the eu while they keep their claws in our country.>>100032389speak for yourself. half the country voted to leave the eu and those people will have to keep supporting ukip until we do. the only reason anyone votes Tory is to try to keep labour from handing our country over to Islam and their psychotic "progressive" allies
>>100032520is that a real excerpt from a tv show?
>We can learn a lot from Islam.
>>100032445this haiku really speaks to mebeautiful
>>100032559no it doesn'tbe quiet
>>100032490learn how to sell our own daughters and sisters into sex slavery?no thanks I'm a civilised human being with a conscience
I love race mixingWatching footballAnd watching films
what could I possibly want to learn from a muslim
mental that the darkest skinned poster in /brit/ uses a swedish flagJeff has dark skin but he's a dear man so he gets a pass
>>100032604How to fuck a goat or cousin
Over there, yonderThere is a young childBegging for my dog
>>100032554learn how not to behave lmaocan't take any religion that requires you to wear a special little hat on your head in your every day life seriously, fuck muslims and sikhs and jewsand niggers
>>100032608Ethiopians are based though.
spaffed in the gf's mouth TWICE tonight
This is the power of amphetamines Play the piano with your fucking feethttps://youtu.be/j_DJhEXmOmY
>>100032532True, true. I sometimes forget that most people's sleep schedules aren't as thoroughly deranged as mine.
Ethiopian niggers got BTFO by based Italy
fug vivaldi is blazing fast
just learned that muhammed literally flew into space on a donkeyliterallywow it turns out that anyone who doesn't know about that needs to diegood book this
this lad on agdq is gonna play a game for 9 hours straighthow is he gonna do this without the comfort of piss bottles in his home?
quite fond of the spaniard also, he's proficient in spanish and french so I'm inclined to believe he isn't a tourist
>>100032592Learn how to be a man. Islam is on the rise because men seek masculinity which is now lost in the 21st century
>>100032668it's all symbolism for ancient astronautscivilizations across the world witnessed them and interpreted it to match their local customs
so did /brit/ get the get(s) lads?
play your geeeetarrrrrrrr son
>>100032666I thought he died
>>100032673should i download rocket league? got recommended by some internet friends
why are there no good porn vids of indian women?
>>100032696he made a comeback in fifth season>>100032708tis illegal
>>100032708pretty sure producing porn is illegal in india
where in england do i have to go to get a cute english wife, one that actually is english and not paki, indian or from somewhere else in the world
My Dad is one of them old school federalistsJust found one of his old bookmarks from the 90s, bless
>Islam is on the rise because men seek masculinityis that why they wear the white dress and get on their knees for their cuck god 7 times a day
>>100032734spill some real tea
>>100032676wilful ignorance of reality and fear of speaking the truth are not manly attitudesterrorising people weaker than you is not masculinity, it's evil
what about dirt 4
dude's geeked as
>>100032726you alri? big fan of indians after watching some videos of tourist residing in your country xyou're all friendly and nice people with a vibrant culture
we're finna lose, lads
>>100032784isn't that where all the chinks live, yorkshire and such
reckon /brit/ feels a bit slower these days
fucking love rock and roll
>>1000328117am on a saturday
ur mum felt i was bit slower last nite
>>100032708there's plenty of good amateur porn but it's hard to come by because we're a sexually repressed nation and as such women are less willing to go on cam lest they be honour-killed, so to speak
>>1000328114chan is dying
>>100032825good thing we're on 4channel then
>>100032788please support the Indian tourism industry
is it called curryfever or brownfever?
>>100032808haven't seen many Chinese here in Yorkshirenever heard thatwish it were truegood lads, Chinese immigrants
>>100032822lots of sexy bollywood slags thoughis instagram big in india? i see a lot of potential for it
Let that sink in
>>100032788thanks for caring, based pewds! i just pressed the bell icon for you
brb going to india LOL
>>100032853that's what your mum said
>>100032846*be chinese**go to harrogate**ignores bettys tea room**stands outside argos for four hours taking photos*
>>100032848yeah ever since fb bought it. there's an actress disha patani who has to block comments every time she uploads a pic in bikini
Elvis was a faggot.Jerry Lee shot goobers and made better music too.
>>100032886he was into incestuous noncery too, so I see why you're a fan
india is probably the only place to travel for a genuine travel experience
>>100032853let that sikh in
>>100032848only amongst the urban youth. all this sexual stuff is bigger in the west as a general rule
>>100032884just checked her insta>1-2 mil likes per picturewhat the fuck do people mobilize their whole families to like her pics?
>>100032877never seen them doing thisall I know is they behave themselves, abide by our laws, and make quality foodand there aren't millions of them over here
bing search taking me to dead pages
Piano is fucking peng.Goddamn fucking shame its undermined as a kid/begginer instrument or something.99.9% of people who learn to play the piano will never fuck the thing in the ass like that guy did.
>>100032917she's really peng TBF
is incest legal in spain
oh fug eth forks were a scam
thankful for the skeleton crew of NEET brits and kiwis that keep this thread running
>>100032937is incest "illegal" in britain? seems an odd thing to make a law against
>>100032898Objectively speaking, he was a better talent. In every respect. listen to him rape this elvis choonhttps://youtu.be/nPhCoi1ohAA
>>100032917people find her very hot at the same time rorkes hate her
>>100032952are you a Muslim?
>>100032950where's the kiwi? i don't see none
>>100032960rorke is terrified by good looking women
thinking of a gimmick
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>is incest "illegal" in britain? seems an odd thing to make a law against
>>100032960rorke herelove Indian women and Indian culture in generalit's just Islam that annoys medon't have a problem with most Muslims either, just consider most to be victims of Islam, not perpetrators but what do I know I'm just a simple rorke
I'm slightly buzzed and have a headacheshall go to bed soon
>>100032952coming from a resident of a state in which the emergency clause was invoked to ban incest cause too many people were being born with too many defects it seems a perfectly reasonable thing to ask
my head is rorke, my willy is rasheed
that bit in snail mail's "pristine" where she goes:"don't you like me for me?is there any better feeling than coming clean?"sounds really pleasing to my ears and I always crank it up
>>100033016god why do yanks do this??
took a shower right before bedwoke up smelling rough as fuckbedroom was freezing as wellwhyis it my diet?
>>100033059he probably comes from a low pop. stateincest has always been frowned upon in US culture
>>100032846Come to Sheffield its full of them, chinky government buildings apartments for them for the unisa
>>100033059why do yanks do what?
>>100033059cousins are unironically the best choices for wives. they're distant enough in the family tree for there to not be a whole lot of taboo but they're close enough that you know eachother inside and out and have a tighter bond than any two married strangers could form.
>>100033088might take you up on thatproper getting sick of hul, even though I have it pretty sweet for a neet
>>100033096this post was brought to you by Emmayank
>>100033097yes that is exactly right
>open a tech website>fan starts running very fastdo these websites embed miners in their code?
>>100033096only if they are not blood related
>>100033112>huloh yeah cheers "autocorrect"you'll turn actual words into different words but won't fix "hul"made me look a right twat
>>100033121why would you have this pic saved on your computer? and why do you have 1811 excerpts saved?
>>100033137I have 2 really cute cousins I've been miring for a while. We share the same grandfather but not grandmother since their dad is a bastard. Not sure about my state laws but I'm sure there's enough genetic variation for it to work.
wtf vivaldi is chromium fork too
>>100033080Yeah, people in Iceland have to use apps to make sure they dont have sex with someone too closely related.