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Peter Diamondstone edition
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first for fuck the New World
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>>100025751
I dislike black people for many reasons
1. Their appearance
I've always found black people to be the ugliest race especially the women. I mean their features are just really unattractive(dark skin, big lips, etc).
2. Crime
It seems like wherever there are a lot of black people there will also be a LOT of crime(13% of the population, 52% of the crime). Also growing up around blacks really made me hate them because of all the dumb shit they did(stealing cars, gang related stuff, fighting teachers because they asked them to be quiet..., etc) it really makes me think that these people have an IQ of fucking 56
I know that not all blacks are like this, but I just can't help to assume that most of the black people I see are.
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>>100025972
Where is money, Sonny?
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>>100025995
Pay denbts
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>fwb wants me to cum inside her
>tells me she's willing to take the anticonceptive pill in front of me
>tfw too smart for her womanly tricks
>always wear a condom and nut inside it while she sucks me off
>already preparing to leave the country just in case
not today, woman
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>>100025995
Fuck off Yiorgos Papadopoulos
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>>100025995
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imagine disliking black women
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I still smell.
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I don't dislike black women, I just don't like them.
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>>100026122
take a shower
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>>100026121
They don’t look like that. They’re much fatter, darker and really ugly
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>>100026121
only mulattas make my benis hard tbqh
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my dad can whoop any of your dads asses
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>>100026121
if you dont like black women you are mentally ill
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>>100026121
Mixed black girls are top tier there's no denying this
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>>100026174
My dad would just shoot your dad
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>>100026174
my dad went to prison when I was a young kid tbqbh
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>>100026174
Yea well my dad’s been dead for 11 years
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>>100026025
I agree with #2.
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>>100026174
My dad is a 5'5 overweight engineering professor whose never been in a fight in his life and whose favourite past time is reading a book for 30 minutes then falling asleep, so yeah, he probably could
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>>100026226
here fren..
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>>100026300
sounds like a based dad
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>>100026121
Try growing up in a predominantly black neighborhood and going to school with them for 10 years. They were the loudest most annyoing fucking people I have ever met. Even on the trains, whenever there's a loud person it's almost always a black woman. Nevertheless, I do like some black women.
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Hey guys,

anyone here who remembers the "Mentos - the freshmaker" commercials?
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>>100026174
my dad is a nearly 7 foot tall construction worker
good luck!
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>>100026306
Call your dads anons he won’t be here forever. He probably worked his butt off for you too
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>>100026025
It's not 13% of the population that's doing 52% of crime. It's a fraction of that 13%.
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I thought all Canadians were nice.
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>>100026206
I deny this.
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My right nut is aching. Should I be worried?
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>>100026417
my nuts hurt sometimes
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>>100026341
He's a pretty cool dude even though he always says his students don't like him
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>>100026389
I love LOVE swedish music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMayAfYlN_k
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>shaved balls and butt
>stubble is scratching my balls now
Should I have used coconut oil or something?
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>>100026346
ok
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>>100026149
>They don’t look like that. They’re much fatter, darker and really ugly
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I just want to feel good all the time. I hate being an adult.

https://youtu.be/D09Okc11afI
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>>100026417
Depends how much it hurts. If you can type and solve a captcha it's probably not testicular torsion, since that's excruciatingly painful. If you're 15-25, doctors recommend palpating the testes to feel around for abnormal lumps, bumps, or bubbles. Testicular cancer is rare but it wouldn't hurt to feel around and check.
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>>100026430
Y’ever get shooting anus pains?
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>>100026346
not familiar with them no
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>>100026491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxmOcAde_0s
every time i hear this my minds goes crazy with old memories and nostalgia, just fucking take me back...
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>>100026505
From what I've seen, Asian guys don't seem to be much smaller than other guys. Most of the variation is on the individual level.
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>>100026520
yep, i sit on my ass 16 hours a day though
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>>100026559
I do that but i make money for half of it
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>>100026508
I think I nutted too much recently. Is three times a day too much?
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>>100026528
I see. Are you a zoomer?
Anyway, watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zivWsrKQSDU

Does the voice saying "Mentos - the freshmaker" at the end of the jingle sound like a native speaker to you?
He sounds very German to me, especially the "er" at the end.

But as an ESL I am of course in no position to make such a claim and wanted to check with real American freshmakers...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbJ4Y_dM2x0
Pure cringe
Thanks God I wasn't born in m*Rica
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hey guys
its friday what are you doing tonight
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>>100026489
What I said is still true
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>>100026639
Watching Vikings
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>>100026554
GF is always looking for deals on large sized condoms in Taiwan atm. I will rawdog her anyway but she probably just wants them for a clean conscience.
Market is slim and they're all pricey imports from Japan.
Some are like 25$ for a pack of 10. Yikes, much??
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>>100026639
Getting high and watching movies
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>>100026639
sitting at home drinking lager and talking to some wonderful people
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>>100026716
what movies
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>>100026639
Playing TF2 wishing I could smoke weed every day.
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>>100026716
>getting high

unbased
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>>100026740
Pulp Fiction, Oldboy (2003)
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>>100026630
no, i'm 29
no, it doesn't sound like a native speaker to me. somethings off about it
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what happened to the chile saga I got banned during it
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>>100026600
I haven't heard of any dangers of frequent fapping as long as it's not interfering with other things and as long as you're aware of basic biology. I'm not a doctor but I read about things like this.
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>>100026803
she was a whore(no suprise there) and me and some other epic folks bullied her away from /cum/
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>remember all the fun I had playing MW2 and Halo 3 on xbox live
>remember I'll never get to experience those experiences ever again
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>>100026808
Thanks. If it is aching I will take that as a sign to give it a rest for awhile.
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Used to play San Andreas co-op with my cousin on the PS2
I'd always kiss him and he'd call me weird for it
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>>100026863
>tfw I got the 10 nuke emblem
last cawadooty game I really got into
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>>100026911
Fucking faggot
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>>100026863
Aww yes, the good old days. I remember playing Black Ops 1 back when it was the latest release.
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Today is good day, /cum/?
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>>100026911
This is some real homo shit brother
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>>100026946
BO1 was the only COD I actually liked and got to the highest prestige level. I loved every map.
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>>100026951
Lynch the gooks
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>>100026639
reading
don't wanna do anything else
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>>100026951
Tell me why this picture is sexual arousing for you
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>>100026086
>i wear condoms!
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>>100026943
>mfw I got invited to a 11th prestige lobby and got cheats
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>>100027042
wtf this is a cheater free general
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/cum/ stands for Cheaters. United. Miggers
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Is Trent university any good?
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I've NEVER kissed a girl
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>>100027163
that's why you gay
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>>100027163
Not even your sister or cousin?
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>>100027163
You never kissed your mummy on the cheek goodnight?
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>>100027016
toes look succable and nicely pedicured and those socks are hot in some way also the toe spread thing she does

why would she use this pic to answer that question other than to make dix hard...taeyeon definitely is one of k-pop's biggest footsluts and keeps teasing with them all the time
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>>100027190
WRONG
>>100027198
cringe
>>100027214
not that i cant remember, maybe when i was really young
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God i'm not gay but Jerma is hot
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>>100027249
lol you must be a repressed homo
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>>100027249
a true christian paragon
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>>100027220
she has fat, ugly feet tho
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>>100027163
My first kiss was unironically my cousin when I was 8 years old. I wish I never did it.
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>>100027256
Who would have known the most compact streamer on Twitch would also be the most handsome
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>>100027323
Actually, I just remembered, it wasn't my cousin it was my aunt.
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>>100027323
>I wish I never did it.
Why?
Also /dixie/ is this way >>99993098
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>>100027371
Because I would have rather my first kiss to have been with a first love. Even though I never had a gf before.
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>>100027371
that general seems awful
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>>100027407
it's not
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>>100027407
it is
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>>100027306
usually not into short stubby toes like hers but she is just one magnificent footwhore

please refer to the scene at 4:20

https://youtu.be/YrhC9e9ZWWI
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>>100027435
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>>100027407
It is fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkveQrTBFtU
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Wish Wakanda were real
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>>100027455
T-TWO GUNS!?
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>>100027454
that whole video is very cringe to me but w/e german footfag
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>>100027520
it's only about those two seconds starting at 4:20
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This is a cropped image of my face. I'm european and white as white can be, unlike you mutt faggots.
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>>100027561
looks like a jew to me
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Theory: Sven was molested by a woman when he was a child and has deeply repressed the memories
This would explain both the misogyny AND femdom fetish
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>>100027561
gross
looks like gayskin
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Can you show me some skin my love, I'll be gentle I promise. Shout out to ray ray.
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DEEPLY addicted to pornography
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>>100027561
literal pig skin
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>>100027614
>all that roastie rage
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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>>100027614
>>100027672
roasites BTFO
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I wish I had friends I can eat dinner with on a wonderful Friday night like these. I'm lonely. All I want is to go out with some guy friends and travel as a group around the city, get drunk, and have a good time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-1GtiLcItA
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>>100027713
just get some friends then loser
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>>100027614
This is why American women can't compete with foreign ladies.
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should I?
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>>100027730
Can we be friends?
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>>100027758
sure
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>>100027750
go for it, one of the only "tolerable" michael moore documentaries
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i have a big crush on this wamen
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ended up downloading a house on the internet
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>>100027816
woah, loser
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>>100027816
why even play the game if you're so uncreative you can't even make a house
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Who else likes the Raimi Trilogy?

https://youtu.be/_C0FcE3eZAo
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>>100027841
based, he is LITERALLY spiderman
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>>100027816
At least show me what it looks like anon. I really want to know.
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>>100027841
I don't know any Spiderman movies beside them.
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>>100027833
i can make a house, but everything i was trying to make was too expensive
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Shaved my cock buds
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>>100027882
POORFAGS IRL CANT EVEN PRETEND TO HAVE MONEY LMAOOOO
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>>100027841
cringe
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>>100027882
at least use cheat codes then, don't use somebody else's house
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>cheat codes
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>>100027935
downloading somebody else's house is worse than cheat codes
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>>100027935
This guy is right >>100027944

Why don't you make a sweatshop family and work them all to death?
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>>100027898

for what reason
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this is NOSHAVE 2019, i wont shave a single hair on my body
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fuck u guys imma make the best house ever with the little money i have
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One week soon
Can’t believe I have a gf
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>>100028089
wow bud what are you going to do to celebrate your one week anniversary? make sure you make a big deal about it girls love that stuff
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>>100028089
awful first post
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>>100027977
Uh because some men decide to get rid of pubes every once in a while?
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SIXTEEN JUST HELD SUCH BETTER DAYS
DAYS WHEN I STILL FELT ALIVE
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The Sims 1 is the most comfy game ever made desu
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we heard there was an awful lot of ANTI-SEMITISM here on this board. Is that true?
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>sims
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>>100028170
Why would you ever go through the trouble of shaving your shirt and then going through the itchy as duck phase if you're not going to get your dick wet
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>>100028205
Phone posting is a mistake frick
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>>100028110
One week is a little short for that isn’t it
We’re gonna go out for lunch together though but that’s because we’ve been doing that every day
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>Hey kid, open your mouth
How do you respond?
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>>100028194
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>>100028194
apologize for killing jesus
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>>100028232
yes ma'am
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>>100028205
I did it so I could fap without hair getting in the way, and so poop would stop getting stuck in my butt hair.

There are ways to make it stay smooth, I think.
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>>100028232
*grabs you by the throat and fucks you*
shut up slut
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>>100028232
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>>100028232
either by kissing her or by mashing it in her hair no in between
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>>100028232
HNNNNNNG
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>>100028255
Smoothing out your ass I can understand if you're hairy but I see no reason to shave your banana and apples if you're not going to get laid
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>>100028205
I understand why people say it's itchy, because it's literally not. I like to wank without having hair in the way, plus the shaft feels longer when you shave completely off, whether you have an already good sized dick like mine, or if you have a small one.
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>>100028288
not true. even jerking off with a full bush is a chore
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>Turkish friend who goofed off, didn't pay attention in class, and did fuck all in all our team projects is starting an internship next week
>I am jobless and have to spend countless hours everyday reviewing CS concepts to get certs just to get interviews
AHHHHHHH damn you kara bastards. Trying hard in school was the biggest mistake of my life
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>>100028288
I'd see no reason to shave even if you're going to have sex. I have a hair and sweaty stinky fetish myself.
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>>100028331
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>>100027748
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>>100028329
Sounds like you need to redo your resume pal
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>>100028360
Low T soi boy detected! You're a BETA MALE
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>>100028292
I don't understand****
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>>100028392
segregation good
every thread should just be 5 people
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>tfw watching story of yanxi palace
>tfw don't speak chinese
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>>100028329

Try pretending to be a brown person who they need to have for "diversity"
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>>100028393
I did. Applied to 10 last week. Rejected by 5 that got a chance to look at it already this week. Just applied to one today with some potential since I know a guy. Still think the best course of action is a cert.
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Got a job, /cum/
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enjoy the slave work
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I need a job to continue being a good boyfriend
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>>100028466
>>100028528
>>100028554
>>100028571
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Why the fuck do they have to keep changing and making new plugs and wire ends? Why can't we just have one so we can all buy really good quality wires made out of gold and platinum and shit so they never deteriorate and will work for everything forever?

And what's the deal with hemp paper? It lasts hundreds of years, right? Is somebody gonna convert all the literature on shit paper onto hemp paper? What if things get left behind? Will those works of art just be lost forever because someone forgot or chose not to convert them to hemp paper?
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>>100028731
>tfw I am actually brown but too retarded for diversity hires
I got 2 different interviews once but I couldn't remember anything I had learned the past 3 years.
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Joined a student organization that pays me to go to protests
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>>100028904
>Why the fuck do they have to keep changing and making new plugs and wire ends?
when it comes to apple products, it's purely greed. When it comes to universal plugs, its progress, but even then most of the time they are backwards compatible
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Me? I look down on people who don’t own iPhones
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>>100028948
When will the progress end? There has to be some kind of ceiling for this shit.
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>>100029013
in theory, when we hit the singularity

in reality? we will go extinct before it ends due to greed and the invention of other technologies
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>>100028948
>when it comes to apple products, it's purely greed. When it comes to universal plugs, its progress
nonsense.
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>>100029036
That's sad. I hope we can at least get good literature down on everlasting hemp paper.

In the meantime, I am going to try downloading an entire booru.
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>>100029118
make sure to back it up on hemp paper
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>>100029148
Other than hemp paper, we could also record our histories and literature in stone, like the dwarfs do.
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i don't get it bros
i'm tired
i'm cold
and i'm so lonely
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>>100029103
This
1. Lightning is actually a good connector
2. USB-C/3.1/PD/Thunderbolt so far has been kind of an abortion, with all the incompatibilities and sometimes fried devices
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>>100029181
you can also store digital information in crystal which can last billions of years
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>>100029240
I'm not sure how to do that, but it sounds like elgi trickery. Also, this censored porn stuff isn't as good as people made it out to be. Not getting the appeal desu

Is it for people to look at while at work or something?
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>>100029342
I have no idea it sounds pointless
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I wanna hear some Mexicans on Vocacaroo please.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sE3HusCvVL
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what the fuck are you niggys talking about
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Ashamed about knowing what Boku no Pico is desu
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>>100029386
I'm oddly fascinated by this censored porn phenomenon. There were threads on /r9k/ for awhile, and it's been in the back of my mind, so I'm downloading the 11k images from the booru and looking at them all.
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>>100029386
That dog is cooler than I'll ever be.
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can't believe the time..
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>>100029428
What's the general description for this censored porn phenomenon? You mean like Japanese stuff?
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>>100029462
https://censored.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
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>>100029458
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>>100029483
I can't look at it right now anon. What is it?
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>>100029483
kinda cringe
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>>100029483
gay
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okay, im done. going to bed, hope my /lit/ thread doesn't die while im alseep
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>>100029502
It's hentai, like from pixiv, but with the naughty bits blurred or blacked out. There are versions with captions as well that range from, ridiculing the reader for not being manly enough to see a woman naked, so he must masturbate to her uncensored feet, to calling the reader a sissy that needs to only masturbate to the uncensored penises.
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I mean, it's censored, but idk if it'd be allowed on a blue board.
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Thoughts?
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I have pimples on my dick
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>mfw i just found out that i'm 1/2 an inch taller than i thought i was
thank god holy fucking shit i'm so happy rn that i won't be doomed to having a sub-170 cm height
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>>100029342
You mean the bubbling? That was invented by a Mormon IIRC
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>>100029904
No, that ancient shit is cringe, I mean the censored & denial threads on /d/.
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>>100029795
Do it
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>>100029795
>tfw no quebecois stoner gf
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hate living with alcoholic ppl
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a minor (my coworker) is unironically asking me to buy alcohol for him, for a party he's throwing tomorrow
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>>100030206
Ask him to hook you up with a girl and you will, but don't give them real alcohol, give them water with something tart in it or something so they think it's alcohol lol
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>>100030184
Me too anon, we've both got that in common.
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been playing too much ck2 again
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>>100030206
Depends, do you live in a small town or a big city?
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>>100030184
are you my mom
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>>100030184
ask him why you aren't invited
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>after midnight
>still not in bed
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Love cats
Like dogs too but like cats more
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>>100030286
6th biggest city in the country
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Mood of the hour

https://youtu.be/fhCLalLXHP4

>>100030516
Don't give it to them then.
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>>100030527
why not? isn't big city better for like anonimity or something?
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Imagine not having a foreskin and not enjoying that musty smell when you pull it back
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>>100030544
I just think minors have better things to do in the city than get drunk. As for small towns, they've got nothing else going for them. But don't let my opinion sway you. You do you man.

>>100030626
Gotta smell your own cum too.
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I'm going to seleep
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>>100030668
pussy
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>>100030626
just leave cum driplets in your underwear and then let your balls build up a sweat, you'll get the same effect whenever you open your undies up
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>>100030668
night, bud.
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>>100030626
I have one but it’s not musty because I wash my dick
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>>100030725
Keep telling yourself that you digusting pig.
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tylenol and naproxen are the only painkillers that actually do anything for me
ibuprofen is shit tier and aspirin is good for high blood pressure and not much else
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nearly finished with pine gap. pretty boring show tbqh
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Going to learn how to play the drums
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Fuck the French.
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it the housing market going to crash soon? I need a house
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Talking to a French Canadian lesbian on tinder rn
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>>100026346
me
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>>100031350
I’m sure he’s still waiting around for a response to that question about a mentos jingle from the 90s.
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home. nice night out.
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I still think women shouldn’t be allowed to sing metal songs
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>>100031382
What do you have against mentos
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>>100031590
Oh hi there
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BED TIME FAGGOTS
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>>100031567
I mean he isn’t wrong
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https://youtu.be/WrjwGPb0Hvw
I watched this on MTV as a kid and my penor liked it
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>>100031909
>come home from school
>turn on mtv and fap to music videoes before anyone else got home
Those were the days
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>>100031992
Now what do you fap to?
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currently having very boring friday night.
drunk guy in living room and am too afraid to get water.
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helped the kid buy a bottle of fireball and kept $7 as profit
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Had an African-American goddess as my uber drive tonight. I want to marry her.
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Die
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>>100031478
You haven't listened to enough Russian metal then
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Yeah uhhh penis poop?
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just had a quick cum
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pretty comfy night, feels like its almost spring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrTTdQcB2lE
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Watching anime rn
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>>100032380
what show?
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>>100031992
I always came home with my sis, we were in the same class
so I recorded some "documentary" about porn and stuff called Sexcetera in the middle of the night and hid the recording in the middle of my Simpsons clips that nobody except me bothered to look at
then I watched that about 1 min clip in the middle of the night, it had bare boobies in it covered with cream
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Hello lads. It is now Saturday 6 pm here & I just left my room to get the delivery pizza. Now I'm back in room again.
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>>100032406
pokemon
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It's a wonder I have not collapsed due to lack of food.
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>>100032589
>lads
/brit/ is that way friendo >>>/int/brit
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why did I have to be born ugly
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>>100032692
you're not ugly, you're just not attractive to as many people as the next guy.
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bitch niggas
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>>100032628
Hey, bud. When’s the last time you ate?? Haha
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>>100032715
This is a very nice picture. Can I save it?
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>you're not ugly, you're just not attractive to as many people as the next guy.
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>>100032805
there's a tiny number of him and a massive number of you. not all girls can have him so rest easy knowing some will just have to settle for you.
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>just be a girls second choice, bro, haha
>nothing wrong with being a last resort pick
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>>100032805
stop trying and let it happen if it happens, girls smell your desperation and it's way more relaxing to just watch anime and forget about tryharding
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>>100032864
perhaps, but after a certain age people start to think its very strange if you've never had a gf
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I'd rather be a last resort than a no resort (not that I have to worry about that, I'm not ugly, just a philosophical point).
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Imagine being ugly AND black haahahaha
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I might have had a sidekick with a funny name
Running wild through the hills chasing Jesse James
Ending up on the brink of danger
Riding shotgun for the Texas Rangers

Go west young man, haven't you been told
California's full of whiskey, women and gold
Sleeping out all night beneath the desert stars
With a dream in my eye and a prayer in my heart

I should've been a cowboy
I should've learned to rope and ride
Wearing my six-shooter riding my pony on a cattle drive
Stealing the young girls' hearts
Just like Gene and Roy
Singing those campfire songs
I should've been a cowboy
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>>100032826
>haha just don't be ugly bro it worked for me
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>>100032901
maybe, i don't really even care at this point so maybe that's the reason for my viewpoint
but I'm 22 so I have time or at least I feel like it
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>>100032942
>>100032926
>>100032843
>>100032805
>>100032692
looks like the gamers are posed to rise up tonight
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Took my fwb on a date after she asked me to and she ended up falling asleep in my car and I had to carry her to my bed
At least she’s small and skinny
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>>100032951
kyrpä paska perse vittu
:DDD
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>cant work up to courage to talk to random girls at the bar
>too ugly for online dating
>every girl at work has a bf

what can I even do at this point
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>>100033000
t. D
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>>100033029
become gay
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>>100033029
Stop being a bitch and go to a bar
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NEW
>>100033073
>>100033073
>>100033073
>>100033073
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>>100033029
just bee urself



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