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>Study history
>Become a radical Republican

Anyone else?
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>>6274757
No. Studying history just made me fart more.
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>>6274757
>study history
>start working out
>get qt gf
>become leftist basedmale

anybody else?
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What do you mean by radical Republican?
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>>6274757
Yes.
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>>6274767
Just the usual. Guillotining Kings and executing all those who would claim permanent lordship over their fellow man. Kings are nothing more than beasts who feast on the flesh of men.
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>>6274757
>study history
>become proudhonian mutualist
>realise small govt, traditional conservatism is the best path to achieving this
>vote republican
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>study history
>become more depressed and antisocial
>further unable to converse with people cause of mental complex
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>>6274757
>study history
>despise republicanism
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>study history
>flip burgers
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>>6275066

So you're telling me you just read books and let yourself passively assimilate the information until it becomes your worldview?

Are you really telling me that your worldview is shaped by a time and place that literally doesn't exist anymore and will never exist again?

You intend to greet your future, our future, looking backwards?

You should honor their memory and sacrifice of the dead men who inspire you so much by starting into your own future instead scrounging their graves for meaning like a graverobbing lowlife. I agree with Nietzsches' opinion on historians so won't deign to give you advice. You spineless LARPing faggot cuck.

My nose is the slope with which I use to look down upon you. Fuck you.
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>>6274761
>leftist
>working out
>straight

Lol sure
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>>6274757
>Cato
Remove yourself please and avoid us the trouble off fetching the legions
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>be American
>not really care about American history desu
Anyone elese?
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>study history
>get bored
>watch cute girls doing cute things
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>study history
>see the prophecies being fulfilled
>repent and turn to Christ
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>>6275066
Based and redpilled.
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>>6274767
Either Machiavellian or Guicciardinian
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>study history
>become scumbag left
Anyone else?
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>study history
>opinions remain the same
Huh
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>>6275175
Baaaaased
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>study history
>wish I was born in a simpler time where I could've easily become a monk/hermit living alone, reading books instead of being born in a time where there is nearly 8 billion people ruled by greed and consuming the world
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>>6276290
Readed my mind
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>>6274758
Based and brappilled
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>>6276290
You can easily become a monk now.
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>>6276356
Not the same world anymore, even that change drastically
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>study history
>become unreasonably angry every time mom asks what job I am planning to get after university
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>>6276290
>le born in the wrong generation
>wish I could be hungry and cold all the time lol
>oops I got raped to death by Vikings, still better than having an iPhone!!!!
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>>6276522
>still better than having an iPhone!!!!
it literally is
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>>6275288
>be scandinavian vikang descendant
>exclusively study history south of the Alps, north of the Atlas, east of the Gibraltar and west of the Taurus
screw muh ancestors
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>>6274757
It just made me hate people even more, idiots spouting stupid shit that doesn't make sense and stupid stories and justifications of their current, unfalsifiable assertions.
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>study history
>become radical Sullanist
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>>6276522
hot takes from our starbucks addicted resident hipster
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>>6276522
>still better than having an iPhone
this part is correct
I'd much rather be raped by Scandinavians than be and Apple product purchasing faggot
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>study history
>gravitate more and more towards paternal totalitarianism until I realize I've gone full tsarist
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>>6276508
If you actually went to a good university or were any good at your studies you'd have no problem walking into most professional careers.
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>Study history
>Convert to Neoplatonic Islam
>Become happy and unphased by the modern world
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>>6276522
>wish I could be hungry and cold all the time
Not that far from as I am now.

And in the unlikely event Vikings do attack I'd at least die contentedly believing my soul will be rewarded. Unlike today where I will die knowing God does not exist, that ultimately all human life has now been warped towards mass consumption and production.
I will not live a quiet simple isolated life.
I am grateful for technology, it has done wonders and vastly improved the quality of life but I am not grateful for soul-destroying mass markets, mass media, mass consumption.
Furthermore, it is possible to a monk/hermit during a time where Vikings are long gone. In my mind the 18th century is best. You have some technology but the industrial revolution has not begun its drastic changes.
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>>6276290
>>6277245
You could become a /lit/ hermit today, you are just too lazy to change anything in your life and would rather fantasize about being born into different circumstances. That's why your dreams will forever be memes.
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>>6275159
>Implying Caesar wasn't going to save the Republic
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>>6277172
t. optimate scum.
Good job destroying the the Republic.
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>Study History
>Become an absolute monarchist.
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>>6277172
>study history
>realise Ceaser was an egocentric megalomaniac
>was still 100% right
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>>6277172
Sulla was fucking right and did nothing wrong. Marius was the one who destroyed the Republic.
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>>6274757
republican as in supporter of republic
or republican as in american right wing?
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>>6275204
Based and true.
The last line is magnificent.
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>>6276522
There were times when food run low, but actual famines were decades apart from each other in different part of the world.
You didn't had some stuff like sugar and spices, but otherwise their diet was quite good actually.
Raids was bad, but it's not like similar things are gone nowadays. If you're unlucky tomorrow you will make news as the victim of violent crime.
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>>6274757
>study history
>realize that Rus/Russia had so many possibilities to become the nation with the highest quality of life ever, but pissed them all away
It's not fair guise
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>study history
>become black pilled misanthrope
>realize the fascism gets a bad wrap, not because it's a perfect form of government but because everyone else is just that shitty
>constantly worried about a second Spanish Flu occuring
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>>6278307
so why post the figurehead monarch of all figurehead monarchs
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>>6274757
>Study History
>Become Strausserist
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>>6275221
Upvoted
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>>6279365
fittest guy I know is a lefty
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>>6275204
DEAD IDEAS FROM DEAD THOUGHTS
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>Have logic
>Become Republican
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>study history
>become an absolute divine mandate monarchist with elements of Tengri and Buddhist beliefs
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>>6275204
The ancients knew what to do. Modern ideas made by modern men have always failed. But the ways of our ancestors improved incrementally and sparingly will never lead us astray.
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>>6280644
Yeah but how to know which ancestral ways to follow? pretty much any religion or ancient philosophy could fit what you say
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>>6279387
>actually, all the strong people I know agree with me politically
This is grug tier tribal posting
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>>6280886
well actually I'm rather limp wristed and out of shape and I lean pretty conservative lately
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>>6276522
>i'd rather have a device made by slaves in all but formality that is feeding the rise of a technologically empowered totalitarian state that despises the very freedoms you enjoy.
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>>6278213
>>6278472
*SNAP*
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>study history
>get bored with that shit and just watch history youtube videos and browse history memes instead
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>>6274757
>study history
>realize our entire way of life is built on spooks
>become unfazed egoist
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>>6275066
Who doesn't believe this in 2019?
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>>6274757
>Don't study history
>Make extremely low quality threads on /his/
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>Study history
>Pic related
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>>6284709
Why did they stop getting kicked out by the 16th century?
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>>6284718
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>>6279322
Based and FJSpilled
The 1980 election marked the turning point of the federal republic into the failed state it is today, change my mind
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>>6284478
>Generic waifu bunny ears
>Cute
>Girls(female)
Was Stirner a normalfag?
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>>6274757
the opposite actually. I believe in near absolute monarchy
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>>6275221
Egoists are the true Chads desu
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>>6274770
Do it again, based Stevens
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>>6284687
lel
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>>6278563
truer words have never been spoken
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>>6278307
based and crownpilled
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>>6276290
>>6276300
If you live in North America you could easily just go to Alaska so you can spend your days in solitude
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>>6277172
>>6281240
>>6278563
sulla is a mulberry sprinkled o'er with meal.
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>>6274770
what a retard he was lol
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>>6285368
>first ever shitposter in history
that's not Diogenes
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>study history
>get an undergraduate degree
>be passionate, but bad elective grades and okay-to-great marks in history aren't enough to compensate when applying to grad schools
>27
>not good at math or anything else
>nowhere to go in life
>got fired from 12$/h job
>put a belt around you neck and try to fasten it to the pullup bar
>chicken out
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>read historical fiction novel once
>It was kinda cool I guess. Had Romans and shit.
>I dunno where I'm going with this
>I just wanted to participate
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>>6288342
That's closer to studying history than 90% of /his/ have ever gotten.
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>>6275296
Congratulations, you're a theologian in the 1050s.
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>>6288322
Basically the same thing here, without job loss and suicidal tendencies though.
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>>6274757
>Study history
>Become an authoritarian absolutist

The human animal must be worked to the bone in order to preserve and further the miracle and divinity of the Civilization project it stumbled into.
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>>6288841
The only consolation I have is that at least going to grad school in history wouldn't have gotten me anywhere, financially speaking.

But now I'm too old to find a career, too retarded to enter STEM, and too shit-ass dumb stupid fuck to succeed in life.

I put that belt around my neck TODAY. Academia was the only place where I felt at least some sense of belonging. I lived this weird ironic life, where my professors and acquaintances would regularly say that they were impressed by my intelligence, but when it came to writing assignments on time and doing the readings, I was shit. I couldn't get myself to do readings I didn't like. Sometimes I'd skip out on assignments because they made me too nervous to write.

Every fucking time one of those assholes called me, "smart", it only made me feel more like a fucking planarian; a non- and sub-human worm.

For all that stress I got nothing, and now I have no home.
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>>6288870
Based tyrantposter
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>>6275204
Wtf
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> Study history
> Become unironic Stalinist.

Equality, unbending equality in fear and discipline is the path to greatness.

Equal men do not wage war with each other - through equality, peace.
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>don't study history
>want to study history
>realise it's fucking useless
>Don't study history
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>>6275204
>My nose is the slope
I bet
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>>6276163
Based, fellow grey wolf
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>start thread with ">Study history"
>mfw didn't actually study history, just like history as a hobby
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>>6274757
>study history, politics, and economics
>become radical Gracchi reformer
Anyone else?
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>study history
>realize that political systems don't matter as long as I serve the interests of my people
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>>6288893
Find another menial wage labor job and rise up through the ranks to become management. Academia is just were stuffy nerds who can muster sterile effort to do boring things go to get a sinecure. You weren't cut for that garbage.
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>>6278472
this, unfortunately, the Republic was doomed, perhaps had he lived he would have saved it, at worst his heir was a benevolent dictator.
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>>6290576
>implying upward economic mobility still exists
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>>6278563
interesting. care to explain your opinion?
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>>6274757
>Study history
>Realize We Wuz Kangs
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>study history, eat shit
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>>6275080
>nsa spying
>illegal wars
>erosion of the 1st, 4th, and 8th amendment
>"small government"
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>>6274757
>study history
>become anarcho-syndicalist
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>>6281240
holy BASED
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>>6278472
at least Sulla tried to reform the Republic and give it stability, unlike Julius who just passed some half-assed reforms and clung to power like a king
also Sulla gets extra points for his victories in the Mithridatic War, he BTFO hoplite and phalanx fags for all eternity and if anyone on /his/ ever tries to defend Hellenic style warfare compared to the Legions just point to Chaeronea and laugh at them
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>>6292809
>Julius who just passed some half-assed reforms
Could a post be any more wrong?
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>>6278307
>Become an absolute monarchist
>posts a limited monarch

Do you even Maria Theresa?
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>>6274757
For me its nihilism
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>>6279038
>*Achoo*
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>>6276290
nothing is stopping you from moving to Tibet and becoming a Monk.
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>>6293486
>Tibet
you trying to get him killed? There is plenty of Buddhist temples in America that he could go to
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>>6274757
study history
become radical centrist
wtf??
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>study history
>become radical Dengist
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>>6275066
I think you need to look up the word: Republican.
The kind of person you are describing is more an anarcho-socialist.
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>>6294157
>The kind of person you are describing is more an anarcho-socialist.
I buy the anarcho part, but not the socialist bit.
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>>6294119
BETTER THINGS ARE NOT POSSIBLE
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>>6294163
A lot of people don't like to think that they are socialists, anon, but I assure you that they are. No one decries socialism when we gut our budget to pay for bloated and unnecessary armed forces. No one gets called a wild lefty when they suggest that they call the cops or the fire department for their specific roles. No one gets the stank eye for suggesting that they travel upon roads and freeways. These are all socialist structures, by definition, and all argument to the contrary are just the glossing over of terms to allow one's self to keep the parts of socialism that they like, while letting them pooh-pooh the parts of socialism that they don't like.
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>>6294201
You just BTFO the entirety of conservative America.
DELET THIS
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>study history
>become anglophilic germanophobe with an irresistible urge to bomb Dresden
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>study history
>love caesar
>see democracy fails to prevent tyranny
>almost every time a society is saved it's by an authoritarian ruler
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>>6282776
Based
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>>6294201
Good to know militaries are inherently socialist. Clearly Socialism has nothing to do with public(govt) ownership of the means of production or redistribution of wealth.
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>>6274757
Well, sort of...
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>>6294201
Socialism is not defined by "any government program". This is such a common shitty argument not only because it lacks basic understanding of what socialism is but it implies that any government is socialist, something that not only dilutes the definition, but makes it needlessly difficult to discuss governmental structures and ideology. Socialist ideology seeks to impose restrictions on the accruement of wealth and give more power to the working class. Because this can be and often is done threw government programs does not mean that every government program is socialism. Defense or healthcare programs do not primarily seek to restrict the wealthy and give the working class more economic power, they are there to provide for defense and healthcare, not to redistribute wealth.
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>study in history
>first year
>be hyper hyped
>get bored quicky
> give up and get back at loli bullet hell games
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>>6274757
No, but the idea is tempting
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>>6295562
You are describing Communism.
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>>6274758
Fpbp
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>>6295585
Once again, ANY structure or organization that collects funds or resources from the ENTIRE body politic, or from EVERY citizen, in order to provide ANY service to the ENTIRE body politic or nation, is by definition socialist.

You are describing Communism. Don't feel bad, this is a common mistake for your average electric idiot.
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>>6284603
Muslims and some right wing European
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>>6280889
The gun is mightier than the gains
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>>6294201
>all argument to the contrary are just the glossing over of terms to allow one's self to keep the parts of socialism that they like
I'm always wondering if posts like these are well placed little propaganda pieces or if the uninformed just form these misinformed thoughts by accident.
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>>6296323
>by definition
Source please. Just kidding. I know you haven't read anything about socialism ever.
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>>6274757

>study history
>become an apathetic, pseudo-nihilistic, futurist wannabe science fiction writer
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>>6284709
>>6284718
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>>6298191
Jesus Christ
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>>6298191
What did the fucking jews do? Why does everybody dunk on them? Even nowadays a lot of people don't like them. Is it because they killed that carpenter guy?
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>>6298302
I fucking hate being a nazi desu
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>>6298324
I don't know, probably just jealous antisemites. Think of all the good jews do. Mass immigration, gun control, marxism, lgbtqrstuv, feminism, dominate Hollywood, law, and own 90% of the news networks, and best of all have bought and paid for American politicians that vote for Israel first.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Feminists_by_religion
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>>6298324
They also refuse to assimilate, which tends to cause a nation within a nation to occur.
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>>6297439
I turned your mom into a socialist structure when me and all the guys at worth scummed up twenty dollars between the twelve of us and we distributed her ass all over the shop floor for an afternoon. We used red condoms and everything.
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>>6299460
Did you yell "Hail Stalin!" when you nutted too?
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>>6297443
You can't be Frank Herbert, he's dead.
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>>6299466
>Hail Stalin
Pleb

We trotted for Trotsky.
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>study history
>write the names of historical people I like on my gun
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>study history
>get a BA
>write a book
>flops
wtf bros
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>>6298324
>>6298387
>>6284709
Any good books about Jewish history other, than the old testament of course? I've always wanted to look into thos stuff past /pol/ infographics and stormfront talking points
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>>6275221
the You-Pick-2 combo
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>>6279038
>perfect form of government
>fails horribly
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>>6294157
>I think you need to look up the word: Republican.
I think you need to read Cato the Elder and more documents from ancient Rome. Roman hatred of Kings was fantastically meme worthy. Even some 300 years after the fall of the Republic when Constantine was reforming the army structure, he avoided using the word Dictator to describe his master of infantry (even though that is the literal definition of the word) for fear of the monarchical connotations it would bring about.
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>>6291174
If you actually read history it literally spells out that Sulla was the rightfully elected consul in that year and was given rightful command of the war in the East against Mithradates. Now you can argue that Sulla was given command due to political reasons, but that's how the game is played in the Republic, and its not like he was incompetent either (if anything he might have even been the more qualified general than Marius). As Sulla was setting off and gathering his army to invade, Marius and his allies literally instigated a series of riots which culminated in having one of the Tribune of the Plebs unilaterally overriding the Senate by ejecting Sulla from command of the war and replacing him with Marius along with a bunch of other bullshit. Since Marius had also paid off a bunch of gladiators, he was effectively backing up all of his actions with a "legal" private army. In response Sulla decided that he would use his real army to restore order to Rome. Since one of the things that was done by Marius was literally eject Senators from the body until there weren't enough to form a quorum, there was supposedly "nothing" Sulla or the Senate could do other than take it in the ass. Nothing except of course take his REAL army, fuck over the gladiators, stop the rioting and restore order. This could have been the end of it. But Marius was fucking retarded, and having escaped, literally raised several new LEGIONS (much of which was made of freed slaves) and returned soon after Sulla had left for Greece, seized control of the city again. His slave army by the way pillaged the city so hard, that his allies had to order the more disciplined sections of the army to kill the fucking slaves in the street.



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