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>work in devops
>boss comes up to me and asks for me to write "a rundown on the systems"
What the fuck does that mean?
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>>74758140
Personally, I'm not a fan of coffee.
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>>74758140
just tell him pic related
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What do they do and how do they do it
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>>74758140
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sauce on girl??? *SNIFF*
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>>74758140
Ask your boss what it means. He clearly has something in mind that he wants.

Else just make something up, but at least ask him by email so you can show you met what he asked for.
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Your boss wants the bogpill, anon.
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If you write a manual and document everything you know, you become replaceable. Do this if your job sucks and you want to do something else.
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>>74758140
>>74758822
Pretty much what he said, they are going to ship that file over to their new office in India and you will be out on your ass. Probably for the best just go neet on unemployment.
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Idk op. I just got into drinking black coffee most morning when I started keto.
I really like it now
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I think too much isn't healthy. A couple of cups in the morning and a couple in the afternoon can't hurt, right? But then again, I drink it every day, so I'm biased.
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>>74758140
>"a rundown on the systems"
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>>74758140
Would kill for a whiff of that rear
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>DevOps

A tool for developers. Subhumans retards with not an once of brain cells.

T. Security guy.

Devs are the worst.
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you're about to get fired OP.
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>>74758153
>>74758311
>>74759492
>>74759511
wtf is this forced coffee meme? I'm seeing it everywhere. shit's worse than Milhouse and than fucking naked banana.

>>74758140
>stealing a joke from The Office
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>>74760523
It's a meme from /fit/ where people will start threads with some almost naked girl and the thread is just "is coffee good for you?".
It's obviously just a (You) generator and discussion about girls, but they need some semblance of a fitness related topic so they go with coffee.
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>>74758140
It means you need to start looking for a new job because he's already looking to replace you.
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>>74758512
this

> not asking follow up questions to clarify goals and show your not a complete fucktard.

You guys aren't retarded right?
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>>74758140
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>>74758140
A AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH YYEEEEEEESSSSS COOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOODDD I-I'M COOOOFFFFFIIIIINNNHHH-NNNGGGG
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>>74758140
>zoomer thinks The Office is some obscure indie shit that he can stealth rip off
Slick.
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>>74760937
What? MS Office? It isn't.
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>>74760531
I thought it was from /ck/. Oh well atleast we still have the McChicken.
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I want to place my head inside of her asscrack
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>>74760531
jesus first the london shit and now this? /fit/ is definitely a plague that must be exterminated
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>>74760657
>boss decides you must be incompetent because you can't read his mind and passes you up for promotions and opportunities
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Bulletpoints on each system, with short descriptions and any important (but not highly technical) facts about them or how they interact with. Finish it off with a visual diagram showing the interconnectivity between each system.
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>>74761561
How they interact with third party vendors or other systems*
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>>74761561
>>74761569
Hoping this isn't just a quote from The Office coffee thread
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>>74758140
NICE BUTT
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>>74758140
for me it's tea
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>>74761582
Kek
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>>74761481
Seethe harder DYEL. Post body and lifts.
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>>74760523
>coffee meme?

Is this what it all comes to A giant step backwards in mans evolution toward eternity and redemption The ultimate scientific nightmare
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>>74758140
*brap*
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>>74758822
>Do this if your job sucks and you want to do something else.
Why would you benefit your boss in an effort to get fired? Why not just be annoying as fuck and hard to work with?
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Go ask him to clarify. Every second you waste you look more retarded.
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>>74761872
>Not changing the file name
FAKE!
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>>74758140
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPPP
BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
*SHLOP*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>74761881
>>74762241
based
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>>74758140
He wants the bog pasta with a devops spin.
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>>74758140


he wants you to run it down. list every possible thing wrong with it and describe them in Yahtzee Croshaw terms, like "... which we already know he will fuck up like a ceiling-mounted fleshlight."
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>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs

>In contact with aliens

>Possess psychic abilities

>Control france with an iron but fair fist

>Own castles & banks globally

>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies

>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

>They learned fluent French in under a week

>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor

>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear of the Bogdanoffs
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>OP can't even bring his boss a cup of coffee without consulting the Icelandic bike lock IRC for help
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>>74761492
this
>>74758140
pretend you understand everything
don't ASK him what he means
you don't wanna make him look like an idiot, now do you
just make something up and if he asks that there's something missing or that's not what he wanted, unzip his dick and if he won't stop you then you're golden
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>>74758140
what is the watch that she's wearing??
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You give him the cell number of Mr Bogdanoff to call.
He will get exactly what he is looking for. + you'll get a raise.
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>>74758140
Why?! Why must you torment me so with these Jezebels? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?
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>>74758140
Literally built for horse cock.
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>>74758140
DevOps isn't a position. It's a philosophy.
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>>74758140
>quick rundown
He wants you to buy crypto
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>>74764052
she's into animals, but not horses
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>>74758140
Give him the quick rundown
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>>74760523
Anons on /g/ are afraid of seeing women, and therefore divert attention to coffee consumption. It is a typical movement of redditors when they feel threatened.
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>>74761872
Based
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/g/ coomers only click my threads when there is ass but when I use cleavage I get no clicks. This is why I've come to the conclusion that /g/ is made up entirely of ass obsessed homosexuals.
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>>74758140
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>>74759588
Arent DevOps basically sysadmins?
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>>74761375
Thank god for those annotations, else I wouldn't have understood it at all.
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>>74766105
Love the rendering of the swimsuit on that ass and those thighs.
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>>74768465
i coom
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>>74758140
>>74768465
Obvious shops
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You know I've coomed so much since I was 11 that only show of deep psychological pain and trauma does it for me now, even gore is stale.

Abstinence really is purity.
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YESCOOM
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>>74758140
what the fuck does devops mean
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>>74758140
Architecture diagram. Highlight important components and process flows.
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>>74759588
If you cause enough friction that developers have to work around your bullshit, you've failed at security.
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>>74768411
in my experience devops is 3 people huddled around a computer trying to install a ssl certificate
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idk op just make a PowerPoint
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>>74769262
In a good org, it means that developers are also responsible for ensuring their code changes are delivered to production and function correctly. Not necessarily that they are solely responsible and that there's no CI or CD teams, but that they have those duties as part of the responsibility of the code they are committing.

In other words, actually think of how your code behaves after you merge the pr.
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>>74758140
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>>74758140
windows: win key + pause/break, Print Screen, open image viewer, ctrl+v, ctrl+s

linux: uname -a
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>>74768556
I'm guessing you're still 11
it's a phase
you'll get over it
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>>74768411
God no!
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what the fuck is a devop
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>>74771397
Device Operator?
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>>74766574
so /g/ is based.
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>>74766574
Ass men are based. Human females' asses engorge slightly during estrus and as such bubble butt has signified female fertility for millions of years. There is no conclusive explanation for attraction to big tits. Tit plumpness is linked to but ultimately independent of overall plumpness, so it's not that reliable of an indicator of robustness. The most compelling theory is that big tits are mistaken for nice plump asses by the male estrus ass attraction impulse.
In short, all breast men are really just confused ass boys.
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>>74772718
you are a coping homosexual
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>>74773074
low iq post
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>>74762311
>having the bogdanoff number
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>>74761913
because on top of being fired you will also get blacklisted and marked as undesiderable from all companies yours has contact with



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