well, based on the last few days the funniest thing to /g/ is an expensive monitor stand
>>71379146can't stand the reactions?
>>71379146and red team vs blue team screenshots
You've been here too long.
>>71379291Is this humor?
Anyone have that github for the Is Even and Is Odd libraries and the Is Odd one just downloads the Is Even one as a dependency then uses an Else statement
>>71379433Actually, it's neither a number, nor a word.
>>71379656you're so smart
stop the CS grad meme
>>71379449>Grabwhy does this make me think it is indian code?
>>71379582setDefinition() is wrongnot that big of a dealdoes not deserve the meme
>>71379633is this really the code?
>>71379803>anon's first time
>>71380080>not recognizing cargo cult accesors as meme
>>71379390It's the purest form
>>71380231>>71380246>>71380315>be girl>be in computer science>/g/ constantly bullies mePls stop
>>71380365>be CS grad>/g/ constantly bullies mePls stop
>>71379715its actualy works?
>>71380365>be girlPls stop
>>71380365>be girlEven on /g/, we will never see peace from attention seeking faggots.
>>71380365>be girlLet me stop you right there
>>71379711The longer you look, the worse it gets
>>71380164JS sorts in ascending order, so... you're not helping yourself there.
>>71380575what is this cringe? r/ProgrammerHumor?
>>713795241 kib = 1024 bytes1 kb = 1000 byteschange my mind
>>71380629pls noI have good taste in memes
>>71380381I fucking hated when I did that on my X200t. Now I have a W500 with BASED vertical USB ports.
does anyone have that trap internet friends image
>>71379732Number is false
>>71380554I would have put 1=1
>>71380365>anonymous Imageboard>feel the need to out yourself as a womemetits or gtfo.
>>71379547What book this, I'm getting a bonerd
>>71379711Why does he not use switch statements Someone has to have told him what they are by nowJust why
>>71380246I tried the code on the left but I didn't get any nude photos.
>>71379547>this shit is actually printed
>>71380417This is definitely real, right?
>>71379186Who photographs this nut?
>>71381238You could just run lcd-scrub for a while
>>71379511Codelet here, can I get an explanation?
>>71379433Is this really the code of a Compsci major?
>>71381238Based roommate owning normaltards
>>71380449is she trying to impress people with what you learn to do on day 1 of a C++ class?
>>71380598Is it better to be number one or number five?
>>71381275a fine gentleman
>>71380627As far as I know, what you're looking for is KiB and kB. Lowercase b usually refers to bits.
>>71379953why, are you a cs grad?
>>71380141Unless you're using some meme library that absolutely requires you to use accessors, there's literally no reason to use them, and if you think this is somehow encapsulation, you don't understand OOP.>but what if in future you'll need it to do something elseFirst is of all, if the function has unexpected side effects, it's probably bad design. And if you actually have a good reason, you just press the "refactor" button in your IDE and change it without any issue, it's not 80s anymore.
>>71379130>implying you've never fat-fingered a command beforethat's an honest mistake and certainly not worthy of that "CS grad" meme
>>71379547Holy shit sauceI haven't laughed this hard in a while
>>71379803ooh, oooooooh fuck this hurts
>>71380795That's a based studio
>>71381494Not him, but it's not funny if it's not real code (like the yandere dev one) or at least somehow clever (like the getTomorrowsDate one).
>>71381724based and educativepilled
>>71381535one thing's fat fingering a command and another is writing a script that includes a command, get approved as a PR, and makes its way from dev to prod.
>>71379803where's this from?
>>71381519what if you need to access a variable in an object?
>>71380750Absolutely nothing. Better question is, what's wrong with people who expect a type coercing operator to not coerce types?>>71381781This is why anyone using == except for null/undef checking is retarded.>>71380798>shit like electron existsYou mean painless cross platform GUIs? Yeah what a horror.>>71380830The first line still produces 2.Array#sort() sorts lexicographically if no sorter function is provided.NaN is in fact a double, i.e. a number. Literally as specified by IEEE 754 standard.See coercion rules above. You're also a retard for using == for anything but bottom value check.
>>71380511>Buy an i3>Facebook won't load
>>71381153here's a hint, anon: it's not done with switch statements either
>>71380372>>71380429kek>>71380449>unironically using c++
>>71380735(She) really does not want him to know whats that under (her) dress
>>71382001(ok) then, (dude).
>>71381959>taking the bait
>>71382064>For us this took an especially long time because we were trying to get it out from all the resistors and capacitors surrounding the GPU die. gee I wonder why
>>71380718there's no graphite on ebay, anon
>>71380718take him to the infirmary, he's delusional
>>71381331his groupies, stallman is a chad
>>71379433>not adding 1 to it and catching the exception to determine if it's a word
>>71380472Before my 200 LeSabre got totaled by some douche in a pickup, I had wired a dock into the tape deck and you could insert the phone just like that and have it actually work.
>>71381974what's wrong with c++
>>71381862you use the dot operator
>>71380505Wow I love notepad-chan
>>71380246>print max(800, 800);>5
>>71381959I know, but if that's the coder I think it is, he does that if/else if/else if/else if/else if shit all the goddamn time and it particularly triggers my autism
>>71379633>>71380088unironically asking:what is wrong with this? Just the fact that these are hardcoded values? Or are these brackets not correct in PHP?
>>71380080The whole class in general is pretty pointless.
>>71382973strtolower on wrong variable
>>71383096Hahahaha oh shit I'm dumb, right.
>>71380164This is problematic.
>>71379547This is fucking goldGot any sauce ?
>>71380750Nothing special, there's just implicit type conversion going on. You get used to it pretty quickly and never really run into any places where you have this problem.
>>71379582This gave me the big laugh
>>71380818Made me laugh more than the picture
>>71380896wow i remember this thread :-D
>>71379178underrated post, wtf /g/?
>>71380417I wanna date his daughter
>>71381464winner winner chicken nigg
>>71379291Based and redpilled
>>71381862Honestly, it's likely that there's something wrong with your code then. But if it's not, then it makes sense to just make the field public.
>>71379547Anon, what book was it? Can you give me the page number on where I can read on? We've gotta know who the fuck did this and why they made such a fucking fantastic meme.
>>71382335>Exceptions as control flow
>>71380246This is carmack's, rightor am i thinking of a different LE EPIN MAYMAY
>>71380442Can someone explain this meme to me? This is eGPUs in 5 years.
>>71383647https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Systemd-Erotic-Unix-Encounter-ebook/dp/B075DYXZW1Found it guys
>>71382241This. Really fucked me up when I learned that Stallman has ejaculated unprotected into 10 times as many women as I have.
>>71384046O O FOF
>>71383836Bless your soul, Anon.
>>71380365if you get bullied on the internet, it's because you're stupid, not because you're a woman. hope this clears things up :)
>>71380417Is this real? Please tell me it is.
>>71379186>stallman>directly connected to the internet
>>71383254Ruptured condenser lines. Thefeedwater is mildly contaminated.He'll be fine. I've seen worse.
>>71381431Would you rather have sex with a 1 or a 5?
>>71382241look how close the railing is at the bottom of the photothe camera is sitting on a railing, it could possibly be on a timer
>>71380533Back to /pol/
>>71385355Definitely neither, casual sex is degenerate
>>71385394You're being raped and you get to choose your rapist.
>>71379547that writer is nuts>Ed mastery (2018)>204 pages>he wrote 104 pages about learning ed>fucking ED
>>71379547Nane of the light novel?
>>71385407Rape is degenerate, no thanks
>>71380505notepad-chan a cute! CUTE!!
>>71385439Not if you're the one doing it, then it is based and rapepilled.
>>71380315I bet she spent 1 day learning elementary concepts and now pretends that she’s doing something worthwhile while raking in the money thrown by tech companies because she has coochie.
>>71380392>Diagonal pixels lmao, fucking bullshots
>>71385609That's what I meant clearly. Getting raped is degenerate, raping is encouraged
>>71380315that comment section... is... is "networking," isn't it?
>>71380381>network attached storage
>>71380315how does she do it bros?
>>71380392>>71380407Where's the joke?
>>71383612Lmao you should never have public fields in an object. Kill yourself or learn how to code
>>71385814go shit in the street pajeet
>>71385643>half the whiteboard is elementary "what even is a logic anyway">other half is literally just counting>"deep diving under the hood of microprocessors"what an incredible stretch that is
>>71385855(and i don't mean how her arm is outstretched half way up that whiteboard, is she tiny, or is that just a massive whiteboard?)
>>71381872Imagine having to memorize excuses for your favorite language's shitty design
I'm sure glad I never had people like you in my life while I was learning to program. Otherwise I never would have learned as much as I know now. I'd have been too discouraged.
>>71381430Unless you learn that = is the same as == and that you don't need brackets in C++, no you wouldn't learn that in any decent class
>>71380511it's fun because it's same processor with different base clocks. they're not make more expensive product better, they cripple a product to sell it cheaper
>>71386101t. weak faggot
>>71379354>not all code paths return a value
>>71386322Saw that one coming. Does it really matter how weak you think I am if I made it in the end?
>>71386110desu if statements don't need brackets if there's just one line to execute...
>>71386110You don’t need brackets though if the body is 1 line max.
>>71380511>1300 for a that shy hpYeesh
>>71380963>2019>Shutting down interface enp0s9Also, inetd is not really used these days
>>71379803Is this porn? Fucking cumshot scene ruined.
>>71385862She's known for being pretty tall, even.
>>71380449Damn that’s some epic sentiment analysis
>>71386428>>71386468you should use them anyways for consistency and clarity.
>>71383926But 10 times 0 is still 0.
>>71379711The problem isn't that code, the problem is the rest of the code.Jesus I would of set it up way differently.
>>71385366not him; fuck you
>>71381872>You mean painless cross platform GUIs? Yeah what a horror.Don't get me wrong, I love JS, I love HTML+CSS, I love the DOM, but god, Electron is a piece of shit and you know itIf someone'd actually make a native HTML GUI library It'd be cool, but nope, instead we're all forced to run 8 instances of slightly different Chromium browsers, all with their own infinite bloat of features (does EVERY electron app need a fucking userland driver for xbox 360 controllers? really?)Maybe a modular Electron that'd share Chrome instances between installed apps would work to solve this. But right now, Electron is the definition of bloat. A simple 20K sloc application basically becomes a 25M sloc behemoth - the only reason being the devs like the DOM.
>>71379803Don't worry, Anon. This happens to a lot of men.
>>71380505It pisses me off that I actually understand the joke.
>>71381883Pretty sure they were referring to live video calls/conferences. I wouldn't be surprised by an i3 failing to encode and decode HD video streams in real time.Doesn't matter anyway, i3's are usually paired with shitty SVGA laptop webcams struggling to push 10fps through overpriced asymetrical internet.
>>71381275Dude doesn't even address the side peehole
>>71380130im literally using this in my classes now
>>71380246the fact the input is called "number" at all is bizarre.>>71380365Absolutely fucking nobody in CS gives a single shit. Nobody in mathematics cares either. The only people throwing a fit are twitter attention whores and angsty retards.>>71383796It very specifically is not.
>>71380665go back to imgur
>>71379803that stuff is a bitch to clean up
>>71381872>>71383216>I am a gigantic retard that thinks operators should implicitly dance around like my sexuality
>>71387368Can I remind you that many popular languages do this? Not just JS and PHP, the ones everyone loves to hate, but C# as well, to name a few.
>>71381382VB.NET without Option Strict enables some quirks similar to VB6, which include implicit typing, late binding and allowing narrowing implicit conversations.In this case it would be equivalent to something like this (or CDbl for a floating-point value):L = CStr(CLng(L) / 2)In a proper VB.NET project that option is enabled everywhere by default, which wouldn't even make that code compile and also help with automatically converting the code to C# down the line.
L = CStr(CLng(L) / 2)
>>71380246This bitch will lose her mind when she learns about the ternary operator.
>>71385814Why? Please elaborate
>>71385814>you should never have public fields in an objectbecause your teacher said so?
>>71380780Lmao fuck you
>>71379547>be a candid thread of code>wander around unknowingly in the spaghetti written by Pajeet>suddenly, a Qt slot appears>you branch into it>???>SIGTRAP>you're caught by GDB, the GNU debugger>"Wanna share your code under GPL, anon thread?">the Qt slot was actually Stallman in polymorphic disguise
>>71380896>coffee filters???Am I missing something?
>>71389379Yeah and whole thread derailed to that...
>>71386484>>71389999I... I don't feel so good.
>>71389999holy shit niggga awwwwwwwwwwwww
>>71389379>>71389407what the fuck is the problem?coffee filters are emergency napkins
>>71383612>he never done any math in his programsHave fun wrapping everything into x(), setX() etc to do simple vector operations.
>>71379547Why is it printed?
>>71389999what the actual fuck
>>71390328Why not? There's already an award-winning novel about havin sex with a bear, so why not do the same with systemd?
>>71390238Congratulations on arguing with someone who shares your opinion. Or did you mean to reply to >>71385814?
>>71388666Why would they lie to me satan
>>71390584Because that's what people thought 10 years ago, and even if Mr. Nagoor Babu was the icon of Java back then, now his knowledge is not as useful.
>>71380130This is great, but there's a typo in declaring i.
>>71382001a stylus presumably
>>71390671Mr. Nagoor Babu will always remain the icon of java (and one and only java trainer with more than 1100 members in a single classroom)
>>71380629>normieyou need to go back
>>71390946ghost jacked in the lan
>>71381959...what is it done with?
>>71380001>Mexi-burger customer service.I had my latest monitor sent to me in with simply a sticker of my address on the box and it arrived undamaged.Welcome to Sweden.
>>71389999What in the world
>>71380896Holy shit I remember this
>>71390390Yeah, my bad.
>>71379966I don't get this. Can someone please explain?From what I understand he stripped his data between a bunch of harddrives, but how does RAID 0 config make everything get lost?
>>71389999>Such great numbers>Wasted on a fucking garbage meme
>>71380315This is just a shit ad for Bai.
>>71381781It's still retarded that the language would be designed so that == would be non-transitive. You can have implicit coercions while still respecting common sense.
>>71391396RAID 0 doesn't keep any redundancy, so if one drive goes bad you're 100% fucked
>>71391396Each file is saved acroos all drives. If one of them fails, the whole data is lost
>>71391396He split his files up into 8 parts and put one part of every file on each drive. One drive failing takes out a part of the file and leaves him with a bunch of 7/8 complete files, rendering them worthless. He didn't bother backing them up.
>>71392038I don't think any RAID has redundancy. If a drive fails all data is lost.
>>71392439You better start thinking.