In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.>Chink Shit Randomiserhttp://chinkshit.xyz/random/>Chink Shit Wikihttps://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general>Chink Shit Infographic http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdfPrevious Thread >>70936426>News• FUCK YANWEN >>70936696• Anon cuts himself >>70936738 >>70936797• Anon buys a slingshot >>70936743• Solid Cheapies >>70938397 >>70938915 >>70938926 >>70939016 >>70941161 >>70942113• Nasty Cheapies >>70938701 >>70938917 >>70940457• Anon's shit gets molested by customs >>70939609• The plight of LEPINfags >>70940032• Anon buys Rep handbag for his wife and starts the rep train >>70940184 >>70940883 >>70942994 >>70941118 >>70943307 >>70943335 >>70943372 >>70944165• Anon tests out his Redmeme Airdots >>70940917 • Autism pills >>70941587• Mass Reviews >>70944097 >>70944104 >>70944110• 1st-gen Chink toys >>70944579• Taobao links to quality shit >>70944972 >>70945002• Reviving the dead >>70945054• Chink ecommerce calendar >>70945332• Anon' gets a capture card >>70945433• Infinite wants denied >>70945741• Anon buys a torchlight >>70945843 >>70945864
>>70947636WHY CAN'T I FIND THIS ANYWHERE?It's not on Aliexpress, banggood, gearbest, or even fucking amazon. Where else do I even look?
>>70947636Thanks for the new bread, Anon! :)
hmmm what's this?
>>70947649Gearbest even shows that it comes in orange! I love orange! But it's not being sold anywhere!
How long does it typically take for Singapore Post tracking Number to go live?My package was notified as shipped on the 11th, the Singapore Post tracking number hasn't gone live yet and it's the 14th here.
ytaopal still a good taobao agent?i want to shop dangerously
>>70947666Yes it is, i use them too.
>>70947414I really like that Avatto (€47.72) keyboard, but shipping is a whopping €25.78.So I sent them a message and now we play the waiting game..
>>70947739Is that a bag of Lego or some weird-ass pillow? :D
I need a 3 button mouse that won't start double clicking in 3 days. Any anons know of any?
>>70947752Lego therapyIt could be comfortable but some of the bricks may break.
>>70947752good old lepin
>>70947762I have the Rapoo MK750 and can't recommend it enough. Can be used wired and wireless, built-in battery lasts around a full month at 10 hours daily use and has configurable buttons. I got it as replacement of my broken Logitech MX master and coudn't be happier with it. Bought it around a year ago and it still works perfectly. Some days ago I got another one for the office computer.https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32845535971.htmlBest bang for your buck for some 30-ish bucksand the newer version MT750s is even better!
Can we get a list of chinglish slang to remember? Shit like "do the needful", though I've heard that that one is more of a pajeet thing. Anything to trump "dear please understand"?
>>70947649just look around ebay, resellers have it
Now I will proceed to make my laptop the gayest thing on earth
>>70947744We be haggling. Of course I'm gonna buy it for €45 shipped too but I just like to haggle. Fuck that €2.50, it's just fun :)
>>70947787hah wowi wonder how bad the other buyers must be
>>70947744>>70947950..and a few minutes after sending that last message to him..Boom! €40/$45 for the keyboard + shipping with registered mail. Gonna order it first thing tomorrow as he asked me to :D
>>70947943That's pretty fuckin' gay
>>70947943I love it. Do it Anon! :D Please post pics of the laptop when you finish.
So, what's worth ordering from chingchongland anyway?Keep in mind that here in the EU, whatever is over 24 Euros (shipping included) doesn't get delivered, you have to pick it up at customs instead. And that's a 20km drive for me.
>>70948081>here in the EUspeak for your country retard, we're not one big thing with the same laws
>>70948180But the custons homepage said that this was EU law they're enforcing.
>>70948081EU is not only germany, kraut.
My chink pepper and salt grinders are arriving 10 days after posting. That's an absolute record for me.I will add a review when it arrives if I don't die from mouth cancer.
This just in. OMG What could it be???*drumroll*
>>70947663Mine was notified on the 5th and went live just yesterday.
>>70948215These guessing games are near impossible. Is it an electronic item?
>>70948233Nope, but the parcel does smell "perfumy" if that is a word.*drumroll continues*
>>70948244i-is... is it perfume
>>70948264Nope, think of something even more cancerous than chink perfume..>>70948266Wifey would not agree :')
>>70948081Like 0.1% of the packages get stopped by customs as the chinks declare the value as 1€ or so.
>>70948317Holy shit, you guessed it. More chemicals to burn, yay! :D
>>70948296Well, I've made the trip once as the chinks failed to declare anything on the package. I don't want to do it again.It's about as unpleasant as bailing someone out of jail. They've all got guns, and you have to approach the counter one by one. Then they make you open the package and start asking questions. What is it? What are you doing with iit? Why did you import it? And if the chink shit looks like a western product, they keep it and destroy it for "product piracy".Driving to customs sucks.
>>70948338So what do you need from chinkland, what do you like?
>>70948330Incense suppositories by the looks of it
>>70948387Only rectal of course. When I fart it smells like lavender!
>>70948081>>70948338Wow your country sucks, they've never done that here in the UK.
They finally fucking sent it, a few hours before it was automatically cancelled.I hope they're good.
>>70948357I don't "need" anything. I like small electronics. I'm looking for a bargain that's worth getting for under 24 Euros, postage included.I don't know, something small, something that beeps or lights up, something I can connect to the USB port .....
Are there any coupons floating around atm, or are we gonna have to wait until the next sale?
>>70948338What? In what warzone do you live in? We don't even have to leave the house to declare anything as you can just do it online
this nigger has stellar reviews and is apparently built alright.Should I drop $50 on this or just get a Hakko for $100?
>>70948440>something small, something that beeps or lights up, something I can connect to the USB porthttps://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-USB-Gaming-Audio-External-Sound-Card-With-LED-Lighting-Box-Hardware-EQ-3D-Function-N/32847124700.html
>>70948459I (as a hobbyist) would go for the $50 one.What can that Hakko do that this one can't?
What does it mean when a banggood order says "processing"? I preordered a xiaomi Mijia projector over 2 weeks ago and it still says it's processing. Is it just that they don't have the stock yet, or did something go wrong with my payment? How long after processing do you think it will take to ship to the UK?
>>70948463Cool. Yes, something like that. Thanks for the link!>>70948452Germany. Instead of my package, I found an official summons in my mail. "Come pick it up within 10 business days or else...."
>>70948015They must be terrible lol
>>70948477my reasoning too. /diy/ says I might as well get a hakk or weller instead, but I'm no pro nor do I intend to daily it.
>>70948536Like I said, I'd get the $50 one (and maybe I actually will btw).It looks better on the working desk too imho. Doesn't have that Disney look to it.
>>70948536>taking advice from /diy/those tool brandname shills only know how to build underground houses with shipping containers, ignore them fuckers
>>70948557it takes real Hakko tips and is apparently more comfortable to hold than genuine irons. Internals are solidly built and wired as well, no hot glue or bird nests.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGdHJ3BTh_c
>>70947636Anyone ever buy one of these face succ cleanershttps://www.aliexpress.com/item/4-IN-1-Vacuum-Suction-Face-Pores-Nose-Blackhead-Cleaner-Deadskin-Peeling-Removal-Microdermabrasion-Beauty-Instruments/32814749788.html
>>70948566>tool brandname shillsThis x1000Meanwhile I'm soldering for years now almost every weekend with my cheapass €5 adjustable soldering iron without any problem.https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32823529955.htmlBut holy shit, what >>70948459 >>70948582 shows looks really good. I might get one of those if it's ever on sale or something.
i bought airdots for my brotherthe standard chink package came in a bigger clear bag by the shipping company because the package got damaged which i assume was done by the customsbut what does pic related mean i normally get green stickers from customs
>>70948802>but what does pic related meanIt means that your package came from China, even tho it got processed by European postal center, so it doesn't go under EU free trade laws.
>>70948802[...] What they state is that any goods imported from other countries than the member states of the EU shall be let into free circulation after the customs charges have been paid for them and it doesn’t matter in which member state the duties would be paid.CONCLUSIONIf your package contains this sticker it probably also contains a value marked on your package. If your package value is higher than 22 euros you need to pay taxes (VAT), except for perfumes that are taxable without a minimum price. Also if your package value is over 150 euros additional customs duties will apply. Pay attention – when calculating the value, shipping costs also need to be included in the value of the package.So, if you have a sticker and a package with free shipping with contents less than 22€ of value, you need not to worry about paying any tax. But if over 22 eur, your country will charge you and if over 150 eur you’ll be charged additionally based on the import customs charges table.It means that I had to pay 45 fucking euros for a used film camera I bought for 70 shipped, while the local customs office had it in their warehouse for A MONTH AND A FUCKING HALF while it took less than 7 days to arrive from Hong Kong to this shithole. Fuck customs and especially, fuck this shithole.
>>70948802Nothing to worry about, I get those on parcels constantly the last few months.
>>70948703Yes it does workBut leave it on your face too long, it will leave some bruising
>>70948835they cost 26 bucks but based chinks declared them for 18i love the chinks
>>70948874they had also declared on a parcel of mine with a bunch of electronics that costed 150USD for 11 usd, they are indeed based.
Good thing about living here is that the import limit is €153 over here + that the customs office does not give a single fuck. I've had parcels opened that contained a few phones, laptops, tablets, mixed goods, watches, replica clothing, all over those €150. Never did have to pay taxes besides the €1.80 for opening an envelope or €4 for opening a box. And even that does not happen often, maybe once every 30 orders. Yay, slavs :)
>>70948435>implying they actually sent itI bet it was "sent" via Yanwen.
>>70948835And they didn't believe me when I told them it sucks having to pick up chink shit from customs in the thread above.
>>70948936At least it only happened once because I bought this from an auction at ebay, and the seller was an ordinary folk selling the thing, and had declared the full value on the package, but holy shit, that camera looked even better in person. It's condition is 100 times better than the ones I've saw while looking to buy one. And most of the other auctions for the same exact camera in the same or shittier condition with a similar lens usually went for 150+ euros, truly the best bargain I've ever got.
Thank you based newsanon! I got some Oleophobic coating liquid to stop my phone screen being a fingerprint magnet. Will let you know how it goes on the weekend when I apply it.
>>70947847>and the newer version MT750s is even better!Bought MT750 literally a day ago, how badly did I fuck up
>>70948861Got any recommended model or do I just go for the one with the best reviews
>>70948993Not at all, I have 2 of them and am extremely happy with them. Only thing extra that the MT750s has is a few more mouse buttons, a battery indicator and that's (afaik) all.
>>70949009They are all the same actually.But you have to wipe your face with a hot wet towel for the best effect.
>>70948936i think most people only buy cheap chink stuffand even if they buy something expensive the chinks mostly lie with the value
>>70948885>>70948874I bought my Xiaomi Notebook Pro and they declared it as a dvd player for like $100nzd and it got through, import tax free. Bless them.
>>70948016Well done, anon
hakko v ts100?
>>70948536>>70948566/diy/ anon here, I bought a KSGER T12 station after watching >>70948582 and it's great
>>70948081they probably don't do it on every shipment. the customs office would be overcrowded. your package just failed a random inspection. sucks if they make you go pick it up, here you just email them a receipt and then they send it to you in the mail.
>>70949428That's pretty convenient.Even though I'm asking myself ... then customs would have to charge you for the shipping, because it would have to be shipped again.But still. I'd have paid the extra 3 Euros or so to not to have to drive all the way out there.
>>70949444Too lazy to clean the inside of shit like that, everything I buy that needs a straw already comes withe a plastic one anyway.
any good spying or creeper cams? most stuff out there only supporra shitty sd cards. almost feel like building my own
boys any decent earbuds?the ones that came with my galaxy s3 finally broke lmao
>>70949586The amount of questions about mobile speakers on /csg/ is obnoxious, can't you guys use the dedicated general? >>70912364
They're selling GTX 750 Ti's on Aliexpress for less than 40$. Is it a good deal? It has over 3K orders and 4.8 out of 5 ratings, the reviews say it's legit
A seller fought his absolute hardest and angriest (and won) over a 55mm Nikon lens cap that didn't fit on any 55mm Nikon lens, this and multiple other pictures of the cap not fitting were somehow not enough evidence for the seller or Ali when I escalated. My first time getting chinked was over $1.24, wewWhenever anyone posts random Chinese gore, I now at least have more of an understanding as to the mentality unfolding whenever a kid dying or dog boiling is met with indifference
>>70949703Even Linus Cuck Tips has made a video on these cards. Their firmware is fucked so that the system reports it as a 750 but it's actually something worse. don't buy expensive hardware from them.
>>70949751Just because there's some fake GPUs doesn't mean they are all fake. That listing has plenty of customer reviews of the circuit board to confirm it's legit. The chinks wouldn't go that far to fake a GPU. Also, >40€ GPU>expensive hardware
>>70949703That's about the going price for used 750TI here.>>70949751The fake ones are no name brands.There hasn't been a fake Gigabyte card in the wild.
>>70946744I got it from https://nds-card.com/ProShow.asp?ProID=145Took two weeks to get from Shenzhen to Atlantic Canada. Though, they sent me the 3DS version instead. At least it's backwards compatible.
>>70949751Didn't Linux made video of Aliexpress selling REAL GPUs?It's funny how usually people use Aliexpress as example of shady marketplace, but they got best quality control against (obvious) fake items compared to other sites.
what wireless earphones should i buy? these KZ HDSE in the wiki are sold out everywhere
>>70950185Meizu POP 2Remax TWS-5Xiaomi Airdots
>>70950185Buy QCY QS1. They're true wireless and sound a lot better than what most people would recommend here. They support aptX. Don't get anything KZ.
>>70948459bought this thing a month ago on and i love it but the T12-K tip it comes with is almost useless, get a T12-BCxx or a T12-Dxx tip for it to have something useful
>>70950434I need a fine point cone tip primarily. What's that one called?
>>70950681here is the official list of all t12 tipshttps://www.hakko.com/english/tip_selection/series_t12.html
>>70950710I'd need like 3 overall. Are these expensive?
>>70950774t12 tips are pretty cheap on aliexpress and there is almost no difference to original oneshttps://www.aliexpress.com/store/group/T12-Single-Modelle/1486111_507511231.html?spm=a2g0x.12010612.1000001.12.42724b40s6qEII
I have an upcoming fishing trip with my friends. Recommend me the most stupid lures or other fishing related chink shit. I already have ordered these:https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32993071776.htmlhttps://www.aliexpress.com/item/32909078401.htmlhttps://www.aliexpress.com/item/32961151541.html
Whats the best cheap tablet with good specs?
>>70950891Mi Pad 4
Any major sale events (e.g. Single's Day) coming up in the next couple of months? Specifically for Xiaomi?
>>70950905Thank you, good man
leaf here.epacket or ali standard shipping?
>>70951085Epacket works best for me (Western europe), has tracking until my door.
>>70948209someone in curitiba loves you
>>70948209a puta dos chineses trabalham bem de crl depois da páscoa. Chegou imensa merda a Portugal passados 7 dias de eu comprar. O problema é que veio tudo pelo yanwen. Está um problema do crl (outros portugueses acusem-se), imensa merda chega a Portugal e fica na alfândega até ser vendida ou ir para os bolsos dos trabalhadores.
>>70949703You can get a used RX580 from taobao with over 3000 reviews for $70, only 4gb version though
>>70949944Tfw legitimately had more problems with fake shit from Amazon than from Taobao or Aliexpress
My BangGood order has been processing for 2 weeks, and it said it would ship today. It just changed to "back order". What does this mean? When can I expect my item to ship, if ever?
This will be fun.
Why do chinks suck at dealing with preorders? It's like they can't understand the concept of first come first serve
>>70952157Preorder is stupid for consumers.You are buying something without knowing what flaws it will have.
>>70952198Depends. I have pre-ordered things in the past that were reviewed widely already.
>>70952040iktf, i have about 20 or so that are a couple of weeks from refund time. i fucking hate yanwen
>>70951085All my recent epacket orders have arrived in Toronto in two weeks or under. More time is spent at customs and travelling from Vancouver than actually getting to Canada.
>>70951530ebay is terrible with fake shit
Yeelight or led strips?
>>70953291Depends on the application
>>70952040Is SUNYOU as bad as YANWEN?
>>70953357Depends on the country. In Portugal, I've been getting assfucked by Yanwen packages, they don't get past customs. SunYou, on the other hand, I don't remember the last package I didn't receive from them.
>latest 2 orders are both shipped with YANWENhow fucked am I?
>>70953357they are slow, but at least it ends up arriving after month and a half or something. the tracking is legit to, not like those yanwen fuckers where its literally fake
I have 13 packages due to be posted by Yanwen. How many do you think will arrive?
>>70953291For the garage, T8 tubes that works with LED and fluorescent.For the bedroom, halogen.
>>70953333I just want a soft light at night to relax instead of being blinded by my LED downlights (which also attract a shitload of insects in the summer).I could simply turn off the lights but being in front of a bright screen in the darkness fuck up my eyes.
>>7095344690% never4% after 6 months.1% surprise date.
>>70953466I got some white leds powered by usb and stuck em to the back of my tv for when I don't wanna turn my lights on.
>>70948477>What can that Hakko do that this one can't?Not burn your house down.
>>70953582So you leave your soldering station powered on and running when you don't use it?
>>70953615Yes doubles as a room heater
>>70953625Ah, makes sense. :D
>>70936743How is it?
What's the best mini PCI card that I can buy to upgrade my laptop integrated wifi?Two antennas only.
I have S/PDIF headers on my mainboard, but no S/PDIF output in the rear panel. is there something that would give me S/PDIF connector from the headers?are the chink 120mm fans any good? can I drive multiple fans from single sys_fan header, does it give enough current for three fans?
Do these even work?
>>70947636considering buying one, is this legit ? like, it say it's the factory store of the brand but the price on amazon ,for this model is 30 € higher https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-BENYAR-Watches-Men-Luxury-Brand-Quartz-Watch-Fashion-Chronograph-Sport-Reloj-Hombre-Clock-Male-hour/32803327074.html
>>7095410060x60 *and* night vision for that price? Of course not, those things cost thousands.
>>70954009intel 7xxx wireless ac (cant recall the model number, i could fire the laptop up, but...) is one of the best cards you can get.there are wireless n broadcom cards for less than $2 that also work pretty nicely
>>70954100Really doubt it.That reminds though, I've got some binoculars made in the USSR from my grandfather and they come with yellow filters. I've always wondered what purpose these filters have.
>>70954123I rather get Broadcom cards due to their better compatibility with Hackintosh. I found several AC cards but since it's from the chinks it's hard to trust without some anon confirming their quality or lack of.
>>70954100the eyepieces on those are usually junk, so the field of view is small and distorted. besides, 60x magnification is way too big for handholding, you'll need a tripod or some other support
>>70954160Is it yellow filters, or is it that the glass elements have a yellow-brown tint? If it's the latter, rather than a filter, it's because they have a radioactive Thorium coating on. Harmless, unless you s pend all day licking it and even then. USSR loved its Thorium coatings, just like how everyone used to love lead glass optics before environmental regulations and all that
>>70954160I had a soviet monocular with the same thing. It's supposed to be used when it's foggy, afaik.
>>70954209why tho, better spec on the field or cheaper to build ?
>>70954118It is a legit, but crap, watch.For that price you can get a naviforce, what is crap too, but 10 times better than those. I've bought 2 Naviforce watches some time ago as gifts to friends and they still work (and look) just fine.https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32852169398.htmlhttps://www.aliexpress.com/item/32786875714.htmlOr you can get a rep Rolex Submariner for some 20 bucks. Pic related, its the 20-bucks fake rolex.
>>70954160yellow filter should offer some contrast boost when watching thru haze (which is blue and thus filtered away with yellow filter)
>>70954049for the S/PDIF headers, there's this: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SPDIF-daughter-Card-optical-fiber-coaxial-digital-/32961776637.html
>>70954238yeah but a rolex for someone in their early 20 is most likely a knockoff/fake, which i don't see the point in my case, anyone that can put 2 and 2 together cann call it out, thanks for the advice tho
>>70954237For both leaded glass and thoriated glass it's that the refractive index is really, really fucking high. Initially they don't have the tint, and it lets you do a bunch of shit with the lenses, one of the main things is longer focal lengths (aka for seeing far away) with far less distortion, which was a problem until about the 2000's in terms of glass manufacturing tech (and still needs correction, but it's nowhere near as bad as it used to be, especially in the 40s-70s where you needed thorium glass or leaded glass to at least partially compensate)
>>70954271It's still a better watch than those crappy benyars :D>>70954209This guy knows his stuff. Spot on Anon, respect! :)
>>70954277thank for the information, also, what is the difference between lead glass and crystal/lead oxyde glass ?
>>70954303The main difference between old leaded crystal you'd see in your house and the leaded crystal you see in lenses is how much lead there is in it. Your household stuff would be about 25% lead by weight, while some lenses (looking at you nikon) could have their elements be 50-66% lead by weight.
>>70954303Also to note, the reason for the move away from lead glass for lenses depends on the country as well. Some did some environmental legislation (like that against lead birdshot and such), while the surge in desire for lightweight lenses that only ended in the past few years were their deathknell. The lenses could be quite compact and have great performance but they were fucking dense due to all that lead. I forgot to mention before that refractive index helps the sharpness of a lens as well, but yeah.
>>70954339thanks, got any ressource to recommend on glass making and composition ?
>>70954392Not really I'm afraid, a lot of this is from old photography and astronomy magazines and shit.
>>70954302well i don't want to be that guy but it also go against my ethics , a shame too the naviforce watches are a bit too blingy to my taste
>>70954438No prob man, don't worry about it. Just wear what you like, I'm just saying you can find a better watch than that "brand" for 20 bucks or less.
>>70936743Oh shit, I kinda forgot slingshots exist.I was considering getting an air rifle just to have some fun but this seems like a fun cheaper alternative that I can use in more places.
>>70954489got any brand to avoid ?
>>70954302>>70954438>>70954489You can go on ebay and hunt vintage watches if you like the looks of them, I've gotten some good ones very cheap.
>>70954731any search term or db with model nb and shit like that
Good chink telescopes to spy on my neig.... I mean to stargaze
>>70954701It's really too much to write down. It that price class (<$20) it's almost all crap quality. You'd be better off with a used Seiko/Casio/Citizen or something like that from ebay/craigslist or (even better) save up some more and buy yourself a new Seiko 5 that will last you years and years..https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_dcat=31387&_fsrp=1&_nkw=watch&_sacat=0&_udhi=20&_from=R40&LH_BIN=1&rt=nc&Brand=Casio%7CCitizen%7CSeiko.
>>70950858>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32961151541.htmlMake sure in the coming weeks, you post back here, detailing (with pictures) what monsters of the deep you caught with these.
>>70954624cool, the chinese even have these that we made from rubber glove fingers: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/lutku/32946402300.html
>>70953872Let us know if it worksI am going to buy a bottle for a zoomer at my work
>>70954857Looks cool, would be embarrassing if I accidentally took my buttplug with me instead of it in public haha.
>>70954438Is this one too blingy for you?
>>70949713Nikon 18-55mm VR takes 52mm lens cap though
Are these good?https://es.aliexpress.com/item/SENFER-DT6-1BA-1DD-Ceramic-Piezoelectric-Hybrid-3-Drive-Unit-In-Ear-Earphone-DJ-HIFI-Metal/32951098417.html?spm=a219c.10010108.1000016.1.346a4541T3o6aQ&isOrigTitle=true
>>70949713>Thinking the focal length is what determines lens cap sizeThis has to be bait
>>70954438>>70955045Forgot the link, sorry. Classic look, "leather" strap, day/date and waterproof (washing hands and rain. do not swim with it)https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32917569747.html
Whats the best light that i can screw into my existing socket that has RGB colors and can be controlled with openHAB. Im gonna deck out my home with openHAB compatible smart home gadgets and i want to have my room be red during the night as a conversation starter. Also it would be great if its cheap.
>>70955114>>70955045thanks anon,this look good/not too blingy/overcrowded with bits and stuff on the faceplate
>>70955133Most welcome :)
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SUNROSE-T600-USB-Wired-Blue-Switch-Mechanical-Keyboard-Waterproof-104-Keys-6-Color-RGB-Backlight-Gaming/32960773773.html?spm=a2g0s.9042322.214.171.1248f4c4dSXP3GBOrdered this less than a week ago and it already arrived in bongland. Its exactly as described except the base is matte instead of shiny as it appears in some of the pictures (actually a plus for me desu)Can't comment on its reliability / longevity as I've only been using it for a couple hours, but as of now it's working perfectly and its probably the cheapest blue switch keyboard out there
>>70955123You'll probably have better luck on the openHAB forums
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/12kg-Super-Heavvy-Huge-Giant-Dildo-660-155mm-Long-Foreskin-Big-Dick-Horse-Penis-Dildos-For/33007542132.html?spm=2114.search0126.96.36.199cd9ef7fzoxoz9&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_319_10059_10884_317_10887_10696_321_322_10084_453_10083_454_10103_10618_10304_10307_10820_10821_537_10302_536,searchweb201603_52,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=0590cb35-bbb0-4482-98c3-8faa7a623d01-15&algo_pvid=0590cb35-bbb0-4482-98c3-8faa7a623d01Thoughts on this one, i think the shipping is going to be super expensive.
>>70955638>only 12kgAbsolute dicklethttps://www.aliexpress.com/item/FAAK-Titan-Giant-Super-Series-Realistic-Penis-testis-Sex-toy-Cock-For-Sexual-organ-admirer-CollectionThe/32992522587.html
>>70955662It's too expensive, my wifes boyfriend wont let me spend that much money.
>>70947943if you dont have a white laptop its gonna look like shit since those are translucent stickers meant for white paper
>>70948081>here in europethis is the new crap zoomers and other retarded faggots talking about nowadaysand if you disagree then you're a racist solidarity hater
>>70955932I'm no racist, I hate everyone.
>>70955662>>70955683Finally, some dildos I can use for my Landsknecht cosplay
>>70948582Should I have gotten the KSGER instead of the Quicko? Its the same thing as the Ming Shi 2000s where everybody just changes the packaging and stamps their name on it?
>>70956158open up the chassis, and if it doesn't look like in the video, then yes.
>>70956180I bought the one from that dude's referral link on banggood or wherever, so if you want pics of the most legit model I could do that. I opened it once already, the internals are pretty good looking.
>>70956018yeah right we know you're gonna shove them up your ass fag lol
Do any of you Fags have any experience with chink projectors? Trynna get one for outside use
>>70956158>Its the same thing as the Ming Shi 2000s where everybody just changes the packaging and stamps their name on it?As a wet shaver and someone who owns a bunch of Chinese razors, this made me laugh.
>>70956293they have loud cooling fans.
>>70956436So if i put a noctua in then im good?
>>70956422Am I wrong?
>>70956466Nope, you're absolutely right.
>>70956464If you do it will go from 34 DBA to 19 DBA.
Should I buy a op6t for <500$? Its on sale right now
>>70956572It's pretty old desu
>>70956600Not as shit as my rn5 though, I mostly just want a better camera.
>>70956572Buy a xiaomi mi9.
>>70956466I agree with you. I don't think it makes a lick of difference whether the futur clone comes from mingshi or qshave or yintal or river lake or no name, they come from the same factories.
>>70956436Honestly loud fans aren't a problem considering it'll be a treat for the tiny spic village my grandparents live in. If they want one they getting one I don't mind getting stolen.
Hey anonsI am wondering if I should get a backup test chink phone to test shit before putting it on my main phone and as an extra phone just in case my main dies.Something like this but cheaper?https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32965809632.htmlAlso does this phone support lineage os?
>>70957000If it's just for testing purposes, why such an expensive one?Get one of these for €30-ish and be done with it.And yes, it you can flash it with lineageOS. (Root->TWRP->LineageOS)
>>70957000>>70957142..aaaaand I forgot the link: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1000008055184.html
Where can I find ansi layout ducky pocket
>>70947649Welcome to the club. I've been trying to find a Windows mi pad 2 for months.
>>70950247According to this, the QS1 doesn't support aptx. Looking up the QS2, it doesn't either. It's there a different model I should look at?
I want something to put in or on my ears that has active noise canceling, Bluetooth, and (ideally) aptx support. What's least shit? Airdots? Is there anything decent for over-ear? Here is a picture of my cats in a rare moment of peace, because they are assholes.
Do dual OS (windows + android) LTE tablets exist ?
How do you know if you have won something in the freebie section? I have an "unpaid" item for $0.01 that I had entered on the freebie section however it is something I have bought before... Am I getting chinked?
>>70957806So pay the pitiful 1 cent and see. It's not that they are asking a hundred bucks or something.
>>70957939I guess we'll never know then.
>>70957939Can I buy something else and pay for both at the same time?
Recommendation for small computer speakers? Don't need them to have powerful base, just to be clear and not muddy. Budget 25 dollars
>>70958143Sure you can.
OH HELL NO THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
>>70958271See you in November
Is jack spying on me?
>>70958336i got that too, big shit happening rn
>>70958336Dear friend, DELETE THAT!
>>70958336Got this too. Was hoping it wasn't some 4th party.
i just got a message that said test. went to my messages center and its not their
>>70948330why are they shaped like that
>>70954238holy shit even for fakes thats a bad fake
>>70958600Because they are cones?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApB2xVINeU0>>70958627You have seen nothing yet.. ;)
>>70958648i though cones was a dude weed thing.
I think I know what happened here.. :D
Fucking mailtruck went to the wrong house next to mine FUCK, altho I was sleeping at the time but the tracking update says they didn't knew me so they prob didn't point them to my house. Now I gotta go to the office tomorrow damn
>>70958829Wow, nice neighbors you have there..
are there any cheap handheld consoles worth buying? im in the mood for some jank
>>70958850They don't know my name but the house has the same number as mine they should've said "maybe it's the other house".
>>70958869>house has the same number as mineWhat fucking shithole country do you live in where two lots have the same number?
>>70958888Nice quads, Anon.
>>70958888It's taco ountry, in a lot of places the houses are stacked together and some have double width. My house was a double one and we split it in two and rent the other half to some fucks.Yeah it sucks having your neighbors be one wall away as you'd expect. >mexican settlers in charge of planning You should see some of the older cities, the street layouts are a complete cluster fuck cause of the house placements, the settlers just built their house wherever the fuck they wanted and kept building on top of it whenever they needed more room
>>70958983Say whatever you want, but that looks nice imho.
>>70958983Why do you guys call neighbors to your housemates?
Botnet alert, uninstall the AliExpress app if you have it. I had it a while back for mobile coupons and forgot about it till today. Had a notification from it titled "test" and the message just being "test"
>>70959120yeah right as if having an android phone isnt being in the botnet already
>>70959002Well it is a more classy area, as you can see the top floors were built on later to be used as apartments or something. Most people wish their houses were as nicely painted tho. Pic related is more the average street>>70959030I mean you don't call housemate to someone living in the same apartment complex as you. There's still a wall separating you at all times
>>70958983so denote it by a sub unit22 spic street becomes a unit1/22 spic streetbut theres 2 1/22 spic st1A/22 spic streetwow so difficult
>>70959156iPhones aren't a big improvement either.
>>70959170The 2 houses already have little signs splitting them into A and B but I guess the mailman didn't see them
>>70959156Literally any cellphone is a botnet, just this is an even more obvious one
>>70959120Any chink app is 100% botnet, I thought everyone knew that already but decided the coupons were worth it
>>70959224so complain and get them tosend it to you. theyre fuck up not yours
>>70959246Well obviously. Ima go to the office tomorrow morning
guys i ordered a flag, usb adapter and a iem-case all end of february. none of them arrived yet, did i get chink'd?
>>70959243I mean basically you're selling your data for discounts on chinkshit
Anyone ever buy one of those sex dolls
>>70959266>go to the office>sending it to youlmao if youre at the office theyre not going to send it to you
>>70959368I think it's easier to just go to them and pick it up myself than find a way to contact them to tell them to come back. It's just a mile away anyway
>>70959358Is it even possible to get one of those loli ones in a non shithole country
>>70947636X/Y Attachable microscope stage, ebay, $11 including shipping. Delivery in 2 wks.
>>70955051It's not an 18-55, and I somehow managed to do a chargeback, so we're about to find out how much they care about my account
>>70949713are you sure you didnt order the wrong sized lens cap? i thought thats a 77mm cap. measure it with a ruler
>>7095972118-55mm f/3.5-5.6G is a 52mm cap (listed under accessories for the lens on Nikon's website)So yes, anon is a retard
Uhh........ is my phone being hacked?
>>70958934Thanks...too bad I wasted them on a post like that
>>70958934thanks, weird to see someone else thanking you for my quads
>>70947636why did you meme me csgwhy are the trn v80s so bigwhy does it hurt when i poopi liked the tin t2 better
>>70959358>>70959443>>70959433Order one and post the results
>>70947636>Anon buys Rep handbag for his wife and starts the rep train >>70940184 >>70940883 >>70942994 >>70941118 >>70943307 >>70943335 >>70943372 >>70944165 Look for 'ali hidden offers' group on FB for reps/fakes from AliExpress. I bought a cartier nail bracelet for my wife for like 13 Euro and it came looking decent enough
>>70959958okay.jpg11 years in and this place still gets weirder and weirder
>>709>>70947847>>70949031Thanks, looks awesome! I will look into it later from work, but do you know if they have similar models to the logitech m705? I find it pretty comfy for mobile usage, while I have a Ms explorer for when docked. It sadly shows its age already.
>>70940478>>70938950>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Luxury-Brand-New-Men-Automatic-Mechanical-Grey-Black-Blue-Canvas-Leather-Stainless-Steel-Waterproof-Sapphire-Watch/32955155193.html>Color no.1 (orange grey) Thanks, I think I will go with the other one tho.
>>70947847Ive read complaints about the wheel and connection
>>70959639It's either an AF-S DX Zoom-Nikkor ED 18-55mm F3.5-5.6G or a knockoff. Either way thread size is 52mm
>>70959243this, i'm a neet so i don't really have sensitive info on my phone anyway, you freetard fags are paranoid
>>70959358A guy on /jp/ bought one, fucked it, immediately regretted it, and started carving it to pieces. >>>/jp/21268309>>>/jp/21268335>>>/jp/21268381
>>70960679even a fleshlight is too much maintenance for me
>>70947659>jodowosky>mobeiusMore interested in the book
>>70960679ahahahaai can'tgod bless the internet
>>>/jp/21268430goddamnit sex dolls are such a meme. i don't get the appeal. the materials are way off from the real thing. have you even touched the bare skin of an attractive woman
>>70961064God, those sick bastards
Does these Omega reps have Sapphire crystal faces?
Any tips on getting a qt chink customer service "dear friend" gf?
>>70961598Not be a manlet
>>70961647>tfw only 6' flatI do wear 2 inch heel boots most of the time
>>70961598Send more emoji
are there any wallets recommended for cash and just one or two cards at most?mainly cash and coinsI have to use local transportation due to work a lot and we don't use cards for that here yet
new thread time?
>>70959120I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all paranoid botnet alerts here on 4chan desu :')>>70959958I guess we're all Anon here. In fact, this whole 4chan might just be only you and me.. >>70960189gtfo summerfag>>70960238You're most welcome! The Rapoo M300 comes extremely close to the Logitech M705 :) https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32887907776.html>>70960255What other one? The Seamaster spectre?>>70960275I've heard stories about you too, but are they true? But kidding aside, I have the first one for pretty a long time now and no issues at all. Same for the new one I got for the office PC.>>70961760Be my guest and thanks in advance :)
>>70961842>You're most welcome! The Rapoo M300 comes extremely close to the Logitech M705 :)>I've heard stories about you too, but are they true? But kidding aside, I have the first one for pretty a long time now and no issues at all. Same for the new one I got for the office PCThanks for your Input, I already ordered 750s ;) we'll see if it ends up at home or at work.>What other one? The Seamaster spectre? Yeah the no.2. I love the look of the omegas, but would never spend so much money for one. Ans I still have my trusty rodina, which fits me perfectly.This thread needs more anons like you.
>>70961946Thanks man, your most welcome. You're gonna be really happy with that MT750s for sure! :)I made a mistake by thinking the (1-2-3) indicator at the left was for battery status tho, it turns out to be for connected devices..
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>>70956247then you're fine.
>>70947739is there actually a bootleg Gimli figure in that? because I thought they didn't make them