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I'm going to start working on an app to mask your lock screen. I lent my sister my phone at family dinner last week but I forgot what was on my lock screen and the look I got back is still burned in my eyes when I go to sleep.
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>>70170521
Show us what she saw faggot?
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you know there is an option to hide sensitive notifications in the lockscreen on android
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Would you like me to ask you what it was or do you want this thread to continue looking like it was written by an attention seeking woman?
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>>70170521
>hurr durr I'm a piece of shit degenerate who needs to keep things from THEIR OWN FAMILY
You deserve it
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>>70170521
You need to go back.
Also:
>having some loli shit or similar as your lock screen
Just end it famalam
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That makes no sense. It's just a lock screen for your lock screen. If you don't want people to see your lock screen just don't have that as your lock screen.
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>>70170582
This guy gets it
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>>70170609
If OP makes his app he'll eventually make an app that locks his lock screen lock screen in case he doesn't want anyone to see the image he uses to block the other images he doesn't want to show anybody.
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>>70170532
I mean...I don't see why you would care...
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>>70170551
Being a piece of shit degenerate is not that uncommon, I visit /d/ - degenerates daily. It's perfectly fine as long as you encrypt your devices and keep separate accounts and browsers.
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>>70170654
Wow.
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You could just -not- use autistic chinese cartoons as the first thing anyone sees when turning on your phone
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>>70170654
Excellent taste.
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>>70170720
Fucking this. I'm into a bunch of weird shit but I'm not gonna subject my friends and family to it
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>normie lock screen
>anime home screen
this is how you do it
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>>70171655
This.
The lock screen IS the mask.
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>>70170654
I would drink her pee.
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>>70170654
Thanks op, you made my shitty day a bit better.
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most men are ephebophiles, women cannot except male sexuality but we must let them know. If vice can make two articles a day about being a cuck being a good thing why not.
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>>70170654
nothing wrong with this
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>>70171957
>except
how do you fuck up a spelling so badly
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>>70172179

to bisy jerkin meet to lern proper

ungh
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>>70170654
why do you do this? People will see it anyways when you're out in public. Unless you don't go outside.
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>>70170654
actually dropping all the spaghetti in public
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>>70170654
Jesus Christ dude, this is probably the exact moment your family finally gave up on you
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>>70170654
Did you ask your sister if you could watch her pee?
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>>70170654
whoopdeedoo
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>>70170654
Now if you're ever close to the bathroom after your sister has been there, she will think you're listening to her pee. Think about that
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>>70170654
Source?



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