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>have cute cardiobunny neighbour
>she asks me if we can go running together
>women running outside have been raped and killed in our city, so she wants to take me with her for protection
>we have been doing this once a week for a year, getting take out food afterwards

Have I made it, /fit/?
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why haven't you raped and killed her yet?
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>>52353826
since you're a cucked idiot, no

As punishment, do 14 sets of 88 burpees tomorrow during yard, youngster.
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>>52353826
boy is their going to be egg on her face when you rape and kill her
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>>52353826
>it was a hint she want violent sex
>you still just run
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>>52353826
why haven't you fucked her? sounds like youve ben friendzoned
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>>52353842
oh there'll be something on her face but it won't be egg

hint: it's coom
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>>52353835
>>52353842
I'm not a sexually frustrated Arab incel, so I'm not going to rape any women.

>>52353867
I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering. She said no and I left it at that.

>>52353872
Yes. And that's alright. I have many female friends.
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>>52353835
kek
fpbp
>>52353826
so anon why are choosing to spare this one this time?
>>52353842
fucking kek my fucking sides lmao
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>>52353897
>Yes. And that's alright. I have many female friends
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>>52353933
Wtf is that gif? Lmao, I'm not lying. I'm in a female dominated field, so 90% of my daily interactions are with females.
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>>52353897
>I have many female friends
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>>52353897
>female
>friends
pic one
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>>52353897
>if she needed help showering.
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>>52353826
I gotta say, OP, I'm with the "rape and kill her" guys on this one. Then you'll REALLY have made it.
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>>52353991
What does this mean? I have female friends but I have no interest in fucking them. Does this mean they want to fuck me?
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>>52354013
fucking fapped so hard this, mostly getting turned on by the fact of how rich she was lmfao

of all the pornos she could have shot, she ends up with this shady ass backroom with this disgusting ass greaser lmfao

was pretty gross when she puked tho, not into that...
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>>52354050
they want to fuck you out of your time, money and energy
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>>52353897
>I asked her if she needed help showering
Please anon, please tell us how that conversation went.
>hey anon! Whew that was a good run, thanks! Same time next week?
>uhh yeah y you too, sounds good
>ok I’m gonna go take a shower, see ya around!
>m maybe I could you know, help you shower or something? Do you like..maybe need help showering?
>umm...what? No...no thanks anon.
>n nothing, bye
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>>52353826
Dude I thought
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>>52353897
>I have many female friends.
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering. She said no and I left it at that.
What the fuck anon, please tell me you didn't actually do this. Real life isn't a porn scene you fucking autist.
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>>52353826
>he does it FOR FREE
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>>52353933
>>52353961
looks like a kid with a mario backpack on but turns around to do the sonic the hedgehog finger wagging thing he did on his old sonic games
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>>52354064
>was pretty gross when she puked tho, not into that...
bro you don't like puke on your cock?
that's pretty gay.
>>52354078
OP is a simp. real niggas dont ask for permission.
>>52354117
he wanted to be the lifeguard
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>>52354078
>Ok, so then we both shower and after we go get a pizza.
>Alright, see you in a minute. Or do you need help showering?
>Naah, I'm good.
>Ok, see you in ten minutes.

Didn't deter her from going running with me weekly for a year after that and I can't say I haven't tried.
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Does she really think an incel like you will protect her from tyrone the high test rapist
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>>52353841
>1,232 burpees
theres no way these fuckers were just doing that many burpees all day every day.
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Ghost her
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>>52353826
>Be me
>Be Stacy
>A lot of nignogs in the area.
>Brenda got a snuggle with a struggle from them.
>Don't want.
>Harmless beta kid few houses away.
>Must be riding the synthol train because he looks like the marshmallow sailor.
>Idea.mp4.exe
>Ask marshmallow men to join me.
>Have now bodyguard.
>Nignogs think he might be autismo.
>Everybody knows that autismo have x2 to strength S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
>Everyday he takes out spare change out of his sock and buys me breakfast.
>He said he traded his GBP to bank of mommy.
>Tfw I have my own Lennie
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>>52354213
I'm 180cm tall and did martial arts for about a decade. I can handle some malnourished Afghan easily.
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>>52354208
>Alright, see you in a minute. Or do you need help showering?

lmao
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>>52354235
She always pays her food herself. Sometimes she bakes cakes and gives me some, too.
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>>52354013
What's he porn name?
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>>52354208
Wew lad please tell me you see other girls naked, this is too pathetic. I would advise you to skip a few runs and tell her you've got a date see if she gets jealous. Or just actually go on dates and stop running with this girl
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>>52354013
Name?
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>>52354235
>>52354235
don't bring up that sad fuckign shit dude. george had to kill lennie in the end. I almost fuckign cried.
...he's with the bunnies now nigga.
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>>52353826
>Have I made it, /fit/?
>getting take out food afterwards
No
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>>52354273
>>52354263
https://mega.nz/#F!8B8zlSoB!xieYy7HIWwexKazrXVcf8A
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>>52354078
Depending on the execution this can work
>going back to girl's apartment
>mention that i'm all gross and sweaty after being out at the brewery
>say "hey i'm gonna go take a shower, you're welcome to come along"
Worked like a charm. Obviously there needs to be some flirting beforehand
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>>52354247
Hi my name is Anon.
Do you need help showering.
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>>52354274
George had to be a men to kill his only friend in order to safe him from the mob. George was alpha as fuck.
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>>52354272
I've fugged another grille since we started running, yes.
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>>52354208
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>>52354272
Unironically this. If you want to get in those yoga pants you need to try harder or stop letting her waste your time.
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>>52354285
>Hi I'm Anon.
>I'm gross and sweaty
>Do you need help showering
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>>52354050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA
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>>52354354
Why are you running with this girl then? Why waste your time?
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>>52354272
Why the fuck would she get jealous lmao.
If anything she's just going to start getting nervous that her friendzoned whiteknight might start protecting someone else instead.
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>>52354285
it worked despite of it, not because of it
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>>52354384
It's nice to have an exercise buddy and she is also a friend. I talk with her about other grilles and other problems and she is there almost every week, spening time with me, drama free. Inviting me to parties, introducing me to friends...

I really don't see any downsides. Yes, it would be nice fucking her because she is very hot, but there are thousands of girls that are hot and don't want to fuck me. Why not be friends with one of them?

>>52354385
She isn't getting jealous at all. She also gives me advice on talking to other grilles etc.
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>>52354370
fucking hell
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>my name is Anon
>I am gross and sweaty.
>Do you want to come for breakfast spaghetti.
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>>52354370
>NOOOOO THIS CAN;T BE HAPENING
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>>52353835
Fpbp. B&R
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>>52354408
It was just the particular opening that I took advantage of; if the OP has already been flirting with this chick his line may have worked too
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>>52354354
1 girl in the time you've been running. That time being 1 year. AND you work in a 90% female profession. Jesus Anon. I don't really know what to say. Is that profession a prostitute that fucks men?
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>>52354370
this makes me sad because if thats what girls call "friendship" in the beginning, are they even able to build actual friendships at all? Even with other girls?
This sounds hellish and I understand better why so many girls out there are neurotic crazy bitches
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>>52354370
reminder
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>>52354478
true, if the door is open you just have to find whatever excuse to get in.
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>>52353897
Needed help showering? My flirting ability is terrible and even I can recognize how bad that is.
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>>52353897
Why you gotta bring Arabs into it bro?
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>>52354490
girl "friendships" end when one of them find a boyfriend this is a fact
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>>52353897
i got off my phone and got to a computer just to type this out, so you better read it faggot

this woman is your "friend" but all you do is protect her with your valuable gains once a week

Answer the question
- have you ever done anything besides be her bodyguard?
- do you have similar interests?
- does she know your middle name?
- does she know when your birthday is?
- would she help you move to a new place?
- has she ever done anything for you?
- if you died while reading this post, would you go to your funeral?
>>52354068
exactly this, women want your time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QOQNcpuiA
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>>52354416
Don't listen to these faggots, keep the runner girl around. Even if she isn't in to you she's gonna introduce you to other women, they love to play matchmaker. And yes you've made it.
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>>52354521
U know who hates Arabs ?
Well everybody.
But who really really hates them ?
That's right now you know what Anon is
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>>52354559
>Don't listen to these faggots, keep the runner girl around. Even if she isn't in to you she's gonna introduce you to other women, they love to play matchmaker. And yes you've made it.
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>>52354559
>this post
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>>52354521
Because the raping and killing women in this city is mainly done by arabs, turks and bydlo germans.

>>52354530
-we have gone out together, I went to her birthday party, she invited me over to try a cake she baked etc.
-not really similar interests, but we find topics to talk about
-i don't have a middle name
-idk if she knows when my birthday is, but I went to hers
-she has offered me help multiple times because she has a car and I haven't
-besides the things I mentioned, she once brought me cookies from the store because I was too lazy to go myself
-I would go to my funeral, yes.

>>52354559
I have been on imagboards for about ten years, and honestly I'm shocked at how retarded Anons have become. I know I'm doing everything right in this situation. Cheers to you.
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>>52354559
> women love introducing guys to other women
wanna know how i know you're still in high school?
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>>52353826
>women running outside have been raped and killed in our city, so she wants to take me with her for protection
What makes you think this won't happen to you as well? Twink
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>>52354620
>I know I'm doing everything right in this situation
>asks have i made it
you just know you are a ugly loser but COPE so hard to ignore it
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>>52354658
I just thought I'd make a funny thread with the "am I making it" meme, but I had underestimated how toxic and delusional this community has become. Sad to see t b h.
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>>52354626
Im 30, i get set up through married or taken girls who wanna set me up with friends all the time.
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>>52354701
please enlighten me in which way have you made it
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>>52354701
>I’ve been friendzoned for a year
>have I made it?

Certainly not, also fuck cardio
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>>52354748
Someone get this man a fucking puppers
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>>52354620
I am also intrigued with how fucking retarded the children on this board are. I was unsure about the shower line until you explained it. Definately a very normal line that I can see (and probably try) in that situation. These autists just don't understand what flirting or a playful joke is.

Then again, I also have female friends. I don't even try to make them, they just keep inviting me to shit. Usually if they are in close proximity to me for a while it ends up that way. I guess that's what makes us different from mouth droolers here though anon
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>>52354224
your stupid
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>>52354620
>I have been on imagboards for about ten years, and honestly I'm shocked at how retarded Anons have become. I know I'm doing everything right in this situation. Cheers to you.
It's mostly zoomers who have reached a new level of autism with their underdeveloped brains and fucked up dopamine receptors.
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>>52353897
>Yes. And that's alright. I have many female friends
>imagine believing friendship with women exists
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>>52354801
>I also have female friends. I don't even try to make them, they just keep inviting me to shit. Usually if they are in close proximity to me for a while it ends up that way. I guess that's what makes us different from mouth droolers here though anon
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>>52353961
>so 90% of my daily interactions are with females.
That's not what "friends" mean anon
Your caretakers aren't your friends anon
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>>52354855
90% of daily interactions are with dozens of females. A handful of them become friends.

Jesus Christ, do I have to spell everything out for you? The levels of retardation on this board are truly amazing.
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>>52354877
>90% of daily interactions are with dozens of females. A handful of them find a way to exploit me
fixed it for you
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>>52354877
Are you familiar with the word irony?
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>>52354846
I guess imaginging having a likeable personality is a bit of a stretch for you anon.
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>>52353826
Every time she runs without you, rape her.
Wear a mask while doing it.
When she invites you to do stuff so that she doesn't get raped, like going to the shops, rape her if she goes without you, continue to wear the mask.
All this time together you will become close, marry this girl, and have children.
Once the eldest is 21, present him the mask you wore for the rapes.
He must protect you legacy and hertige.
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>>52354801
> I also have female friends

Don’t even know where to begin
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering. She said no and I left it at that.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking autists
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>>52354877
Most of them are just trolling anon. Or trying to seem based. The others are coping because they know they are to autistic around girls to have an attractive acquaintance who is female. They spill spaghetti around all 5/10s so keep that in mind.
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>>52354763
shut the fuck up you r*ddit scum
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>>52354918
Maybe with reading the next few lines indicating that I don't put effort into the friendships? In highschool I was definately friendzoned. At 23 I only put effort in with women I'm fucking.
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>>52354972
So you put zero effort in?
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>>52354955
You made the reference first. Im sure you know the way BACK.
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>>52354972
>heh guys i'm not frendzoned i just don't put effort trust me
fucking kek
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>>52354912
genius, very good sir
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>>52354972
Gotta love it when random people start pretending that they are OP.

I'm out boys.
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>>52354912
/thread
Only comment worth reading.
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>>52354416
You sound like a ledditor
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>>52354283
more dolphin porn, thanks, it's never enough
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>>52353897
>If she needed help showering
Nigga what
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>>52353835
Easy there ahmed.
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>>52354642
This, OP is a runner so he has no gains at all
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>>52354877
>90% of daily interactions are with dozens of females. A handful of them become friends.
Im telling you, you don't know what a friend is
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>>52354912
>When she invites you to do stuff so that she doesn't get raped, like going to the shops, rape her
Wait, is this with or without the mask?
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tell me how sweaty women smell like, OP
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>>52355115
Pretty good.
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>>52353897
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Op you most certainly did not make it. Female friends? What a fucking joke.
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>>52355008
For an autist your reading comprehension isn't great. I never pretended to be op. I actually replied to op in my first post and made it clear we are different people.


>>52354990
Ok, whatever makes you happy fella.
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering. She said no and I left it at that.
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>>52354416
SOI BOI
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>>52355192
I’d probably make another move and if rejected that would be the end of our “friendship”

What a puss
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>>52353897
>needed help showering
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>>52353897
>help showering
Chad if true
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>>52355102
Only for the rapes.
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>>52354208
kys, reincarnation is the only option. Your function, by this point, is the same as the raw steak thieves use to distract dogs in movies. You're just a criminal repelent, no sex involved.
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>>52353897
>Asked her if she needed help showering
>I have many female friends
Ok buddy
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>>52353826
Wait until she finds out you’re the one doing the raping.
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>>52353835
fucking kek, love you Anon
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>>52354823
no, you are stupid
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>>52353897
>Yes. And that's alright. I have many female friends.
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering. She said no and I left it at that.
wat
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>>52353826
Wouldn't getting take out ruin the whole point of running???
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>>52353897
>I have many female friends
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>>52354370
Girl at 0:53 is my dream girl.
Soft small, gentle, dark face and demeanor. I miss when nice looking women with natural hair had those kind of bangs and not bulldyke bobbleheaded SJWs only rocked them.
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>>52354370
So glad I took this redpill early on. It sucks knowing how retarded youre friends are being wasting time and getting their hearts broken.
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>>52354701
Cringe, just Cringe bro. Please off yourself fag
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering. She said no and I left it at that.
Why on earth would you think that was how you advance the relationship?
You should have asked her on a date you idiot
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>make shitpost thread
>don't expect it to be full of shitposts
U wot
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>>52353826
did you bang her? If not then it's pathetic, women are only for sex and making a family when you find a good one, nothing else
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>>52354938
>>52354877
>>52354909
>>52354801
>>52354701
>>52354620
samefag
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>be OP
>have qt neighbor
>she invites me to go running
>seems interested
>disgunbegood.bmp
>go running several times, hit it off
>one day make plans to go out afterwards
>she tells me she’s going to shower
>engage Chad text game routine
>run through emulator to translate into IRL conversation
>palms begin sweating profusely
>heh, *sniff* you know sweetcheeks, I ALSO TAKE SHOWERS
>fuck why can’t I control the volume of my voice?!?
>I HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE IN THE UPRIGHT BATHING
>shitshitshit focus anon, lower your voice
>if you need any help showering, I can provide assistance, *wink*
>ride away on heelys before she can reply
>alpha as fuark
>mfw I fucking made it
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>>52354877
You’ve been lurking here for 10 years you should already know how autistic this place is
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>>52354370
to be fair, all of these girls are at least somewhat attractive. I'm willing to bet they would have gotten some different answers if they had interviewed a few hambeasts. I've had female friends in the past that I liked as people but was totally unattracted to, who developed feelings for me, so it can be a two way street.
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>>52356449
lmao
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>>52353897
>I have many female friends
Lol faggot
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>>52353897
You are a shameful man.
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>>52354050
No it means you’re gay
Platonic relationships with women are gay
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering. She said no and I left it at that.

In other news, how can one make this work out? I never had a father, someone teach me
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>>52356553
Well then obviously it wouldn’t work out if they caught feelings for you. It just doesn’t work man. Even in a setting where it’s your mates girl your not really her friend. If your guy friend left her it’s not like you would hit her up to hang out
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>>52353826
I hope you are not the killer rapist
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It's quite nice to have company to do things together. A really really easy way to move further is ask her out next time to something non run related, looks a movie or dinner.

Also this thread is fucked
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Goddamn, haven't seen someone getting clowned on so hard around here in a while, good job OP!
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>>52354620
>Because the raping and killing women in this city is mainly done by arabs, turks and bydlo germans.
You got any evidence to back that up?
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>>52355048
haha epic meeeme reddit
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>>52353835
based
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>>52354224
t. youngster
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>>52356553
>>52356703
Ok, I have a legit example.

If this girl ever had feelings for me, I was completely unaware and she never let on in even the most subtle way. We met in grade or middle school at the latest, she was always fat, but she was pretty high confidence... That is to say she was pushy. But it wasn't that bad when I first met her.
This girl hooked me up with my first real relationship, and got my virginity snagged to a pretty hot girl who I had a wild relationship with for a good period of time.
She also ended up with a boyfriend near the end of my relationship with her.

We were always only just friends. The reason I ghosted her is because she got more and more neurotic and crazy as time went by, and more pushy. She was kindof a burden, and she wasn't hooking it up with the chicks anymore, and I didn't enjoy her company and actively avoided her. I would have done the same thing to a man. To be fair, she had a lot of bad shit happen to her (dad died, health problems, etc). I felt kinda bad about ghosting her, but that's what she did to her friends... guilted them into hanging out with her. At a certain point I just didn't see the value in the relationship anymore so I cut her off.

That being said, it was a super rare situation, and likely only enabled because our friendship started when we were young. I don't think it's really possible in general.
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>>52355115
body odor attraction is an indicator for genetic compatibility. i got really into that after reviewing the study. one of the few circumstances to be close enough is getting a haircut. started with the korean place i always used; smell neutral. went to a supercuts across town, mostly employed white women, sweet pleasing musk. went to a sportclips mostly employed with black women, cocoa butter mixed with coconut but underneath unpleasant smell of moth balls. im white btw.
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>>52353835
fucking a anon
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering.
This is actually based, and the only reason people are giving you shit for it is because it didn’t work. Probably because you couldn’t judge her feelings properly. If she agreed /fit/ would be calling you a chad.

>And that's alright. I have many female friends.
This is cringe. If an actual chad said this he would immediately become a bluepilled normalfag.
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>>52357395
cringe
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>>52353826
>Have I made it, /fit/?
Yeah, you did!
.....you made it to the friendone, that is......
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>>52354208
The "help showering" question was a good move. Unironically.

Sticking around after it ... not so much. You killed almost all of your long-term chance with her by passively accepting your friendzone status; the optimal thing if you were really interested would have been to ghost/refuse the next run.

>>52354231
I disagree. If OP enjoys running with her and can accept being friendzoned, no need. Also there's pretty much zero chance of ghosting her now working to get her interested at this point.

>>52354250
Yep. Friendzone. At least she's not treating you like a beta orbiter and sponging off of you (other than the protection on the run).

>>52354626
That never happened to me in HS but happened about a half-dozen times in my twenties.


, but your only other choice after asking her that was basically ghosting her or being "busy" next time she wanted a running partner.
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>>52353826
the only way to resolve this, whether you made it or not, is post body WTS
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>>52353835
fpbp
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If having a platonic friendship with a woman is making it, sure. You couldn't done that whilst being ugly though.
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>>52353897
>I have many female friends
>posts on a Mongolian cardio website about some random female interacting with him
You’re a god damn lie
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>>52353897
>Yes. And that's alright. I have many female friends.
Don't listen to incels on this board. Use her to translate from female to human when you actually get a girl.
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OP is obviously German. He's autistic. His neighbor is autistic. The very concept of "friendship" doesn't translate, thus the confusion in this thread.
They run a few kilometers a week together and get a doner kebab afterwards, but for the average German this is about as intimate as it gets.
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>>52354559
This is the most correct post in this thread. OP dont let these fags tell you that not receiving immediate sexual gratification from this girl makes her useless as a friend. If she has any other female friends who are single and looking to mingle, running anon will be one of the single guys she brings up.

Then again, now that I think about it, it might change their mindset if she mentions that you tried to fuck her. Idk, not sure how that would affect it. My point stands though.
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>>52356305
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>>52356515
you know the rules
post those gyno nips young man
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Did she let you to lick or at least smell her pusy?
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>>52360385
Yes, a couple of times. But I have to wear a chastity belt.
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>>52354912
>as she is on her deathbed and you talk about the good old times, you pull the rapist disguise
>NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS TIL I PUT ON THE MASK
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>>52354416
female friends are based. I have alot of them and it gave me many hookup possibilities and helped me understand the autistic brains of women a bit more
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>>52354368
Top kek
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>>52353897
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>>52354763
Fuck off wayne
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>>52353826
What an awful beta cuck thread.

No you haven't made it OP

Doubt that you ever will desu
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>>52353835
Criminally underrated
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>>52353835
based Jester
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>>52360523
usually if women ask you to run with you to protect them from rape, they're trying to insinuate that they're really sexy and they're coming on to you. I don't like it when women do they but it is their awkward way of telling you they like you.
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>>52360581
Possible. But something went wrong there somewhere. Anyway, if she didn't flirt back the first time, then she probably does just enjoy OP's company as a friend. Female friends are a good sign to other women. It means you're well-adjusted and probably not cringe or creepy.
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>>52358259
arabs are human garbage.
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>>52360441
This. So much this.
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>>52353897
>asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering

A good alpha never forces himself on the unprepared. you will never make it with this attitude, forest.
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>>52353826
>women running outside have been raped and killed in our city

Ah, the joy of living in a progressive western European country.
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>>52354208
that wasn't so bad actually. you should have kept at it
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>>52354521
Because they're the ones doing it.
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>>52353826
>we have been doing this once for a year, getting take out food afterwards
You've made it into the friend zone, yes. Good job!
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>>52361166
friend zone is fine if ur fucking other girls on the side, theres advantages to having friends in both genders
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>>52361209
But OP was asking about making it, I don't feel like getting into the friendzone is an indicator for that, unless you're socially inept, unable to maintain basic hygiene and appallingly obese in appearance. Since OP claimed to have an infinite supply of female friends and to not be sex-starved and thirsty, I don't really see how the OP could possibly be an indicator for "having made it".
Either this thread is several people shitting on OP by pretending on him or OP is lying or OP is stupid for asking/posting in the first place.
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>women running outside have been raped and killed in our city

What city?
HOW HAS THIS NOT BEEN ASKED YET
At least give us a ballpark
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>>52361274
weird thread yes haha
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>>52360230
>They run a few kilometers a week together and get a doner kebab afterwards, but for the average German this is about as intimate as it gets.
Germans are sad people
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>>52361356
Any city with a population of over a million in the US, how isn't this obvious? It's Houston, New york, chicago, LA, San Diego, Detroit, Miami, Dallas, the list goes on.
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>>52361209

friend zone is never fine. you are only allowed to have female friends who fuck your other friends, if they do not engage in sexual intercourse with any of your man friends then being in this state is not making it bruh.
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>>52361589
Pretty sure OP is German though.
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So she asked you to put her safety above your own, and to protect her with your life if some nigger tries to rape her? What is she giving you in return? Don't answer that, I can guess.

Men really should start telling those roasties to fuck off if they as for something like that. This is not a small deal to ask someone, and the entitlement of just expecting such a favour without any sort of reciprocation, be it sexual or financial, is just mind-boggling to me. And faggots such as you, by just going along with this bullshit, perpetuate this feeling of entitlement.
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>>52353826
If you didnt fuck her after the first run youre friendzoned retard
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering.
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>>52354068
Amen brother
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>>52360769
retard
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>>52354530
I fully expected that link to be Patrice, thank you for not letting me down
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>>52354530
>if you died while reading this post, would you go to your funeral?
???
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>>52353826
no you do cardio

never gonna make it
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>>52354078
>not saying it with such bitter cynicism that she can feel inside her hollow femoid shell of a soul that you aren't even fully convinced she's capable of showering on her own
>not realizing she would instantly collapse to her knees from dehydration because of the puddle gushing from her lower lips while gently whispering "use me any way you want daddy" until she passes out
How you EVER gonna get laid?
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering.
AAAAAAAHHH
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>>52354208
>>Alright, see you in a minute. Or do you need help showering?
I hope SIR hasn't an hero'd and puts this in the nyr comic
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>>52354117
That's a fine probe question--the autistic part is relying on the words, rather than the emotional cues, of the answer.
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>>52354416
Holy shit are you socially well adjusted or something? Fucking leave normie
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>>52357395
>This is actually based, and the only reason people are giving you shit for it is because it didn’t work. Probably because you couldn’t judge her feelings properly. If she agreed /fit/ would be calling you a chad.
Ah, someone not retarded. Good.
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>>52353897
The fact that so many people here think asking if you want to shower together isnt a normal flirty thing to say shows how many virgins there are on this board. God help you if you've ever taken /fit/'s advice.
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>>52353826
protip: never kill the goose that lays the golden eggs. Ask her to hook you up with her friends
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>>52363551
Post body
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>>52353826
Sverige?
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>>52356672
This is something you say to somebody who is obviously already into you, somebody you fuck regularly for example. You come to her place and she says she needs a shower and you say something like let me help you and wink at her.
This is, however, not something you use at a second non-obvious fuck date where you "go running together". I mean there is always an exception for example when the conversation was sexual before but in this case it sounds like OP just offered help showering in a weird way. Don't be OP.
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>>52353826
Good job OP, all it took was raping and killing all those women!
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>>52363551
I agree, depending on how he said it, it was just as good as any other suggestive advance if not better. It established direction and boundaries of the relationship in less than 2 sentences. Saved him from wasting 3 evenings wondering if she's in to him. Now he can spend time with her on his terms and not pay for shit and still have a good social foot in the door to her hot friends.
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>>52361356
Near some European rapefugees so probably a German city
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>>52364113
Agreed
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>>52364113
Definitely Sweden or Germany
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>>52353897
Kek, i knew there had to be something autistic that you will use to fuck up your chances with a girl.
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering.
lmao
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>>52365173
>Sweden
Almost no one has been raped AND killed retard.
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>>52353897
>I'm not a sexually frustrated Arab incel

Holy shit that hits way too close to home
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>>52354283
GHHHHHHHHHGH OHGHHOOOOOOOOOD MMMMMMMMMM COOOOOMMM
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>>52353835
Based, OP is a faggot
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering.
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering
Jej
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>>52356825
https://www.bmi.bund.de/SharedDocs/downloads/DE/publikationen/themen/sicherheit/pks-2018.pdf?__blob=publicationFile&v=3

Just a statistic that shows that immigrants are more likely to rape someone
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>>52365968
dude that’s racist you can’t do that
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>>52353826
>Have I made it, /fit/?
You are the definition of beta boi if you havent slept with her since the first week.
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>>52354064
>>52354283
Her parents are rich and must have some connections, do you think the guy was killed ? I know if I had a girl and this would happen I would murder the guy no questions asked, would even do it myself without hesitation. Or is her father really such a huge c*ck he didnt even hire someone to do it for him ? Or atleast hire someone to beat the living shit out of him and leave him choking on his own blood laying in the street.

That is a pretty reasonable reaction isnt it ? I cant imagine every man wouldnt feel the same if that happened to his daughter.
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>>52353826
>jokes on her, I was the killer all along
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>>52354064
>>52354013
Sauce on porn bitch?
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>>52353826

>y-you want to, y-you know, to have our genitalia rub against eachother under the protection of the c-cold shower in my place

Even for a fellow autist, this seems way too off dude.
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>>52353897
Lmao
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>D...ddd....do you need help showering?

Unironically commit seppuku.
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>>52353835
Don't go changin, /fit/
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>>52356901
well, obviously you know the way back
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>>52353826
Even if I had a cardiobunny neighbor who asked me to go running, I probably wouldn't because I run, I don't jog like women do.
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>>52354590
hahahahahahaha
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>>52356449
Underrated post
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>>52354013
I love this kinky little slut, she's a goddess. Born to great riches, cute and privileged beyond measure and she throws it all away the second she turns 18. God damn baby
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>>52354078
My sides
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>>52354224
based shitposter
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>>52353835
unironically based
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>>52354370
What if you're trying to be friends with a woman in hopes she has hot friends?
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>>52369217
ngmi
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>>52354530
>- if you died while reading this post, would you go to your funeral?

I think id have to. It is MY funeral. Can i even skip out on such a event.
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>>52354370
is this men or women's fault for this
also, no uggos asked
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>>52369217
Its fine, but nature demands that eventually one of you develop feelings or you just slowly stop talking and forget about each other.
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>>52354893
dont male friends "exploit" you too?
friendship is about give and take
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>>52370940
Both.
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>>52370976
>friendship is about give and take
Lmao holy fuck I'd hate to be your friend. You sound like a fucking narcissist.
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>>52354524
>girl "friendships" end when one of them find a boyfriend this is a fact
They end when the girls that don't have boyfriends can't tear apart their "friend's" relationship.
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>>52360230
>They run a few kilometers a week together and get a doner kebab afterwards, but for the average German this is about as intimate as it gets.

reads like poetry
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>>52353835
top kek
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>>52354729
Married and founder of a charity that helps my community.

My wife sets up threesomes because I wish it to be so.
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>>52355008
OP here, this is me.
>>52354918

But this post wasn't me

>>52354842
But this definitely was me
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering.
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>>52354590
Kek
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>>52354846
That "chin" is bordering a medical deformity
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>>52353897
Thanks, i needed a laugh
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>>52355352
>Your function, by this point, is the same as the raw steak thieves use to distract dogs in movies

Holy fucking kek
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>>52356449
>>shitshitshit focus anon, lower your voice
>>if you need any help showering, I can provide assistance, *wink*

Hahahahahaha
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>>52354250
>Sometimes she bakes cakes and gives me some, too.
You're her autistic grandson
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>>52354370
This video is hilarious but anybody who doesn't realize he cherrypicked the reactions for comedic effect is a retard
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>>52354250
>cardiobunny
>cakes
What the fuck?
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>>52366897
What's reasonable is dragging that whore in front of the city walls and having your people stone her to death because she brought shame upon you and your family.

What you're suggesting is misdirected.
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>>52353897
>HAST DU BOCK ZUSAMMEN ZU DUSCHEN KLEINE?
>nein danke bernd
>ICH MACHE ES
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>>52363551
>posting anime
>saying this
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>>52354208
I'm laughing so fucking hard, thanks for confirming you're an autist anon
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>>52354429
underrated
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>>52354208
Best ylyl of the year so far
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>>52353835
Kek
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>>52354620
>I know I'm doing everything right in this situation
This has to be bait
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>>52356449
>I HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE IN THE UPRIGHT BATHING
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>>52353835
Fucking kek
Based comment fpbp
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OP is seriously bragging about being friendzoned, this world is over.
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>>52353835
السَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ bro
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>>52353826
Why are you wasting time with women that won't let you fuck them? Fucking loser.
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>>52354416
>Yes, it would be nice fucking her because she is very hot, but there are thousands of girls that are hot and don't want to fuck me. Why not be friends with one of them?
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>>52353835
based
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>>52354408
pretty much this every time some anon tries to share one of his secret tricks.
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>>52354912
Based
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>>52360441
I still don't understand the autistic brains of women but they love drama so you can dump your emotional baggage on them and they'll happily ask for more.
Just make sure they aren't the kind of woman who'll immediately tell everyone about it. Or just know something about them that would assure mutual destruction if they ever ratted you out.
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>>52354626
not him but I'm 31 and he's correct. women love playing matchmaker.
assuming you are presentable and they don't want to keep you as option B of course.
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>>52354143
underrated
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>>52354530
not him but I do have a female friend where most of those answers would be yes.
they are pretty rare though. in most cases when a man and woman are "friends", one of them actually wants to fuck the other and is orbiting around in hopes for a chance.
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>women are objects
>women can't truely be your friend
>women aren't just people also trying to make it

Being this retarded in 2019 shiggy diggy
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>>52353897
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering.
jesus christ this has to be bait
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>>52356156
too many people here who bought into the "either you fuck the first time you meet or never" stuff I guess so they just try to skip everything and jump straight into her bed.
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>>52353897
I can vouch for him, that's fucking normal flirting behavior, being sexual and making moves, unlike the others here who don't fucking do shit. Test that relationship and take the chance so that you can eliminate the girls who won't be with you and you can hone in on those who will.
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>>52353835
Based
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>>52354370
dunno if I agree with most people's assessment here
I actually do have females friends that I'd fuck if it were minimal effort and entirely casual, but I wouldn't date them and I also wouldn't fuck them if I thought it would significantly change our relationship as I enjoy having them as friends
but that doesn't necessarily mean I "like" them, they're a bit attractive yeah and I'd use them to get off were it offered in a way that I thought was fine but that doesn't mean I am friends with them for that reason
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>>52353961
She doesn’t want you for protection, she’s bringing your faggot twink ass as bait for the rapist while she runs away
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>>52375784
hello
virgin
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>>52354208
Bunch of zoomer incels replying ITT
Not the best move but not far fetched either.

It's ok to have female friends, you learn that when you grow up.
Specially hot ones.
As long as you're emptying your cum elsewhere, there is nothing wrong with that.
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>>52357222
Checked
I can't wait to have a girlfriend again. This time I'm not going to be to much of a pussy to ask. I'm going to ask to smell her sweaty butthole after a long run.
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>>52375825
>t. pusy pro
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>>52372812
How does she set them up? Who's the third?
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>>52354208
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>>52354912
This
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>>52362803
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>>52362708
This.
>>52353826
Here's how to save the situation:
>ask a friend or straight up pay a dude to attack you guys while running
>best if black
>have him say shit to her a get in contact/pull her
>judge her reaction, when she's scared shitless step in to 'save' her
>have him take a punch in the abdomen(can't hurt him when he's expecting it, won't hurt much either) and run away
>give her a hug and start to calm her down
>kiss her mid-way
>if there's a positive reaction take her to your place and fuck'er good.
If she pushes you away, just don't say anything, walk home, if she doesn't invite you to her's just say 'see you around' and fuck off, but chances are she won't, cause that adrenaline is still pumping and you're her 'saviour' and she'll be the princess and you'll protect her till the end of times... unless you cum in 30 seconds, which is game over.
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>>52353826
No it just makes you a massive cuck
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>>52353826
That’s a stunningly beautiful woman
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>>52371171
have you never helped a friend move?
or cooked dinner for them?
or hosted a game night?
i’ve done all three, and my friends have done the same for me
that’s what being an adult is like you autismo
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>>52366897
Imagine being this mad at some dude you don't know who just wanted to get his dick wet.
>>52373161
Please never come to Europe, Abdul.
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>>52353835
Because that's not Kevin Nash or 1992
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>>52353897
incels don't rape.
100% of rape is committed by sex-havers.
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>>52375784
except they don't need to make it. They need a man who has made it.
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>>52353991
Based and Redpilled
>>52353991
It means that you are friends with them precisely bwcause you dont want to bone them. You cant be friends with someone you are atracted to. Same with girls, they keep you as friends cause of back up sex, emotional support, money, food, status etc.
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>>52378452
Meant for>>52354050
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>>52353841
Well meme'd
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>>52353897
Nigga...



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