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I just got back from the bar, (playing pool not drinking like a degenerate), and when I was leaving I heard:

Thot: “I know right, let me ask him”
Thot: “Hey are you a super model”
Me: “nah but I should be”
Thot: what
Me: what
Thot: I said are you a supermodel
Me: nah and walked out with my friends
Not sure if it counts cause she was drinking, but it definitely boosted my confidence. I had half the mind to tell her I was a throat model and offer to show her my work but I didn’t want herpes
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>>51545307
cringe
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>>51545307
hey op are you a supermodel?
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>>51545307
you owe me 20 seconds. and i will collect, believe me.
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>>51545307
>and everybody clapped
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I went on vacation for three weeks and I think if I wrote all the mires I got I'd be writing for a few hours.
My favourites:
>walk into hostel with just a tight T-shirt. 19yo student receptionists get flustered and very giggly.
>on a boat trip around the bay. 3 14yo Turkish girls keep looking at me, follow me around obviously.
>later little boy gives me his phone for my instagram. Think he thinks I'm cool.
>later the 3 girls follow me lmao(I thought it was cute. I ain't getting into jail though)
>other cutie on boat keeos eyeing me, smiles at me constantly.
>try talking with her
>no english rip
>do what the boy did, give her my phone and she enters number.
>go on date, get a translator the next day.
>turk translator says she loved me
>on bus on party island in greece, girl standing next to me says: "hey remember me? You gave me your seat on the bus two days ago"
>we start talking, hour later we're in my hotel fucking.
>talking, ask her why she chose me
>"I thought you were hot"
>cutie greek waitress keeps feeling my shoulders and arms when I eat at her place.
>Guys ask me for advice the whole time.
>walking down street in tight shirt
>hear drunk girl telling other girl "that's some tight muscle"
>dancing on counter in club, see girl pointing at me while saying something to her friend, they B-line to me and get on counter mext to me to dance
>drunk girl walks up to me, "you have a cute freckle"
>see countless girls look at me while walking
>girl doing body paint squeezes my arm while painting me

I had so many mires but these were some i remember just now, fucked 8 girls in the span of 3 weeks. Didn't think I had it in me.
>inb4 then you woke up lmao
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>>51545355
>I think if I wrote all the mires I got I'd be writing for a few hours.
you better start now anon (please), I'm waiting for the next one
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>>51545307
I think I was negged yesterday.
>go to the gym with a friend
>wicked pump
>fresh clean shave
>over the course of her workout she slips two things into the conversation:
>'You're not that tall'
>'I thought you were leaner when you had the beard'
I could take this as her just being a dick, but I'm choosing to think that she's employing that pickup technique of negging. And that means that she wants me.
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>>51545355
>delusion typed in 20 different ways
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>>51545397
>dude fucks a girl
>you're deluded LMAO
what's life like as an illiterate spastic who is so bitter and cynical he can't fathom two people enjoying themselves together?
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>>51545355
t.delusional
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>>51545384
is that what you want? to be negged instead of genuinely complimented?
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>refer to yourself as "not a degenerate"
>refer to the chick as Thot
. . .
>creates thread about this bc attention from a woman is the highlight of his life

Yeah anon im sure your formative years didnt leave you with any deep rooted mental problems
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>>51545504
No, but this is how I'm coping with this situation.
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>>51545427
Stfu cringelord we all know you are a liar
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>>51545355
>all this bullshit you have to deal with
or you could just pay (im in europe)
instead of dealing with this shit. Why are you even bragging?
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>>51545563
great rebuttal you mongoloid, I'm not even him
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>>51545549
at least you are honest. look mate you don't need that bitch's approval, by thinking this you are negging yourself. don't focus on her, focus on other girls openly and if you do that you will give her the old switcheroo. if she was trying to neg she will end up trying to get you approval and if she was just being a bitch then congratulations you just avoided getting involved with a bitch
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>>51545587
ok retard
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Just fucked a 21 year old Serbian model last night. I'm a 29 year old boomer. Feelsgoodman

>Heh, still got it.
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>>51545671
*TSH* *SIPS*
ahhh them were the days, 'cept of course I would only fuck 18-20 year old Serbian models

t. 43 y.o. boomer
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>>51545355
>>dancing on counter in club

lost it here
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>went grocery shopping after working out
>rain caught me, drenched me in cold ass water even though it's summer, so I'm all tensed and flexed
>rain water running down my rippling muscles since I'm only wearing shorts and a tank top
>qt cashier just makes a ton of small talk and small jokes
>I ask for a bag, put all my items in
>she said she wanted to do that for me
>I laughed it off and said it's all about intent
>she laughed and just kept making small petty talk
>walk away feeling like pic related
What should I do to get her number bro's? I see her now and then whenever I do my shopping but I'm always in work clothes so I don't think she ever saw my gains before. Is it even possible lads?
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>>51545836
Yes. Always yes. Even if she said 'no', you would've asked. It's always better to do than regret not doing.
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>>51545836
Just ask her, ya plonker. Ideally when the place isn’t too busy, but also not when it’s just you and her, late at night (unless she’s reeeeally flirting).

I got a kind of anti-mire the other day:
>Turn up to play (non lifting) sports with some buddies.
>Get there slightly early, one other guy there.
>Change into tank top because it’s fucking boiling.
>Normie friend starts randomly talking about how he exercises a lot actually, all callisthenics.
>Tells me pointedly that lifting is useless, and builds a non-functional physique.
>You get guys out there who can squat like, 100kg, that’s completely pointless!
>Internally kek, but decide not to go full Rippetoe and tell him how wrong he is about everything (and that 100kg is bbyweight).
>Tell him good for him that he’s found an exercise he likes.
>He tells me he’s only just got into it again, back in his prime he could do as many as 25-30 push-ups, and he’s aiming to get back to that.
>Internally kek again, and neglect to tell him that I can easily crack out 60, despite rarely training callisthenics, and having 20kg on him.
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>>51545836
> I get a bottle of milk, three big onions, and your phone number please
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>>51545836
Buy some Tuc biscuits. Start opening the packet. Flick the top cracker up and gesture towards her with it.
>Care for a Tuc Biscuit?

Works literally every time.
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>>51545836
anything is possible bro. but I have no idea how to help you here apart from encouragement
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>>51545616
underrated advice anon i hope you read this
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>>51545924
>gloats about doing 25-30 push-ups in his prime
what kind of dyles do you affiliate with
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>>51546419
so true, that's a win/win scenario, great post
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>>51545616
>focus on other girls openly
Lat time I did that, she spent the night sulking in the corner. This is exactly what I'm planning to do when I'm with a group. It's harder when we're 1 on 1, and she's my gym buddy now.
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>>51546026
> Extra cabs == sick pump (and dance flaw endurace)
> TuC-Chad steal girl while in the bathroom
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>>51546536
I guarantee that you know people who struggle to do 10 push-ups. Completely untrained normies are ASTONISHINGLY weak.
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>>51546905
I know people who can't do one, but they're aware that they're weak. Jesus.
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>>51545924
That dude is insecure jesus
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>>51547024
Yeah, but imagine: Guy who has worked his way to 25, and stopped there, talks to guy who can do 2. Suddenly feels like 25 is something to brag about. That’s how it happens man.
>>51547310
Tell me about it, I’m not even a big guy by /fit/ standards, and I only ever talk about lifting and exercise when specifically asked. Don’t know why he got so rustled.
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>>51546660
>>51546026
Based and Tucpilled.
>First you Tuc
>Then she succ
>Now you fucc
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>>51547635
>worked his way to 25, and stopped there
Is that a thing? Do people just drop their progress for no reason? The only thing that gets me going these days is knowing that I'm getting stronger every day. Even if it's just by one rep.
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>>51545321
>>51545329
>>51545339
Shit happened bros. Not sure how else to say it.

>>51545325
Nah bro
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>>51545355
Post body and/or face
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>>51547838
I unironically don't want a bigger deadlift so I just stopped the progression to focus on upper body. I simply do 1x5 twice a week and that's it. If deadlift gains fall out of the sky on this routine, so be it, but I don't specifically want heavier.
4pl8er here.
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>>51548289
Oh, I guess that makes sense. I just hit 4pl8s but for 1 rep. I'll probably up it to 5 reps and stop here too.
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>>51547838
Man, most of the normies I know who occasionally go to the gym have literally no intention of progressive overload in their workouts. They just find a weight they can do, and maybe bump it up a couple of times over the first month or two, then stick with that comfort zone whenever they bother going. Sad.
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Mire threads are such cringe because half of them are women showing interest and initiating an interaction and you spergs just spill your spaghetti all over the place...

Cant lift away your autism, unfortunately
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>>51545355
>walk into hostel with just a tight T-shirt. 19yo student receptionists get flustered and very giggly.
put some pants on dummy
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>>51545307
wow smooth autist answer.. should have said no do you think i should be?
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Today I will get a monster pump. I will wear my smallest white T shirt. I will hang out with my degen friends.

I will have a mire for this thread.
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Guys I think I just mogged someone can you tell me what you think pls.
>Working as an ultrasound model part time
>me and 6 other guys
>one of them is in the army and wont stop talking about it to everyone
>otherwise he seemed like a cool guy
>we are asked to take shirts off so medical students can apply jelly to our bodies
>I'm a couple inches taller than him
>one of the med students kept saying things like "he's like the fittest patient ever"
>she spent a long time rubbing jelly on me
If it's legit I think this would be my first mire that I've noticed.
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>tfw a girl calls you cute or handsome
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>>51545307
>ELAAAAAA OLHA O PERNALLLLL
which roughly translates to
>AYYYYY LOOK AT THOSE HAMSSSSS

f-feels gay bruhs
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>>51545355
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>>51545671
post serbian model you decrepit fuck
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women mostly treat me like their little brother or something. they call me cute and such a handsome boy and gorgeous, compliment my butt and legs a lot, and they give me headpats, then they hug me and i can feel their boobies.

i like it
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>>51545924
you should've mogged the normie and displayed your autism
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My gf said my hair always looks nice and thick yesterday
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>>51546621
How do I get one (1) female gym buddy?
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>>51550031
How did you become an ultrasound model?
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>>51550369
That sounds nice....haha.
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>>51550031
Good mire and mog.
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>>51549331
godspeed anon
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>>51545307
>Thot: “I know right, let me ask him”
>Thot: “Hey are you a super model”
Me: “nah I'm a male escort”
What's the point of getting /fit/ when you're not going to make some easy money? Sure, I mostly fuck gay men in the ass, but in the end a hole's a hole.
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>>51550369
Then they fuck Chad and use your cargo shorts to wipe his cum from their cunts
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>>51545307

Kontra K bitte geh
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>>51550899
>bitte geh
Bit gay?
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>>51550403
>Have female friend
>hide that you have a crush on her
>always tell her that it's really easy to get fit
>eventually she asks you to teach her
Boom. I can't emphasize how important step 2 is.
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>>51550890
then I get fucked by Chad, get AIDS, fuck Stacy, and spread my AIDS to her for being a dumb slut like me
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>>51545321
IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!?
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>Working out 3x week for a month
>Eating at a caloric deficit
>Dad says I look more solid and strong

Dad mires are peak mires
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>>51551185
You lost me at step one. Gonna need a tutorial on how to get to step one please.
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>>51550765
True or larp?
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>>51552807
Okay, I'll translate it into something you'll understand. This is steps 1 and 2 combined.
>Get friendzoned
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>>51552846
Now you're speaking my lingo, brother.
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>>51552855
I know, that was my lingo too. But I'm making a change. From now on I'm basing my life around the teachings of Dom Mazetti without a hint of irony.
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>>51552882
I'm happy for you my brother. At least you will make it, I'm sure.
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>>51552905
It's either that or all of my relationships will crash and burn in a month. 50/50.
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>>51552984
I believe in you, brother.
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>>51553014
Well then, that alone takes me to 75/25. You'll make it too, bro. We all will.
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>>51553039
Don't worry about me, you got this.
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>>51553051
Well now I'm worried. You okay, mate? Just so you know, I only started getting friendly with women this year, before that they seemed like a different species.
The important thing is to find a bro-tier woman. Someone who you enjoy spending time with but don't want/aren't allowed to get with. Friend's gf or something. And then learn from her about women in general.
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>>51553174
I unironically don't give a shit (not memeing/coping), don't worry about me. I wanna hear back on your progress in this or a next thread though, ok? :)
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>>51553205
Okay then, but I'm still kinda worried. I've been stuck in that 'it's too late, it's already too fucked up' mindset for years, wasted the whole first half of my twenties.
I'll do fine, I've got a party tomorrow where I'm planning on mogging everyone present.
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>>51553228
Noice.
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>>51545355

And not a single body post was seem that day
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>>51551240
wholesome mires
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>>51550377
Always tempting. I held my autism in check, but I could feel the urge to flex a ‘cep.
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I have told this in another mire thread a few days ago: You guys need just to be active instead of sitting in front of the monitor most of the time. Even with ottermode you are already top 20% nowadays in regards to body. I'm an introvert and still have countless mire stories. Being an introvert means that I need my 'alone time' to recharge not that I'm a social weirdo or something. This is why I travel most of the times on my own.


>vacation in france
>book my first scuba diving trip
>meet up with probably 20 other people really early in the morning
>get my equipment and try to squeeze me in the wetsuit
>some 70 year old instructor taps my shoulder and tells me to just squeeze in my legs, he'll help on the boat later
>later on the boat he gives everyone safety instructions?
>"any questions? No? Okay. I'll help this big fella here in his suit and we can start"
>all eyes on me

>sunbathing on my balcony
>wearing just sunglasses and my underpants
>fall asleep
>wake up, open my eyes and see wife of my neighbour smoking and watching me
>not secretly, she straight up stares at me
>due to my sunglasses she doesn't realise I'm awake
>kinda awkward, don't know what to do
>she finishes her cigarette, stares at me for a little and goes back inside
>now she is all smiles when we see each other

>I need a new dress shirt for a wedding
>go to my local shopping mall and tell them what I want
>salesgirl looks at me and says without even trying on a shirt that I'll need to tailor a shirt
>there are no regular sizes that would fit my shoulders at chest without looking oversized at the waist
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>>51547310
I had a guy showing me some video montage of him working out because I made the mistake of quickly working up to and over the weight he was at and squatting way lower. I just went along with it and was all "oh cool" when he was telling me how he could do way more but he worked out sooo much already. Should have shut his ass down
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>>51555204
hate that shit, so insecure of him
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>work out chest and arms day .
>go to friends bbq for 4th.
>everyone smoke dabs
>qt looks over at me and says I look like mac miller and takes a long look at me.
>her bf right next to her smoking listening to her .
>she said “ I don’t know what it is but it’s super hot anon “ .
>I look away blushing being a shy fag. I also have a gf I’m loyal to so I just play it cool .
>it’s hot AF she takes off her shirt and only wears sport bra.
>huge tits keeps like hopping around and talking to me .
>I think her bf liked me too he kept trying to get a connection from me.
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>>51545307
>go today to restaurant near work
>probably go there every two weeks
>the place was empty
>while arriving heard the owner telling the waitress: "there it comes your boyfriend"
>eat
>ask for the bill, make a quick chat about why the place was empty, probably because it's almost payday

She has really cute eyes but not my type and also has tattoos
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>work night shift in huge building alone
>go to 24 hour gym, never anybody else there
>buy groceries at 6am right when store opens, on way home
>speak to maybe 1 person every 2 weeks
>younger cousin lives in same apartment building as me
>only person I regularly speak to
>start having feelings for her
>know its fucked up and only because she is only female I ever see
>dream about her every night
>wake up feeling like sick fuck
>every so often she does something flirtatious like grab my chest
>reinforces feelings

What do I do /fit/?
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>>51545737
feeling fab senpai jus let me b
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>>51556046
Ask her to fix you up with some hot friends.
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>>51556046
Ask to hang out with your cousin and her friends and get at one of them. Not your cousin ..
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>>51556074
I've asked her before but she says she doesn't know anyone despite being a massive stacy
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>>51555828
Please make it past age 27 anon.
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>>51556046
>mac miller
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Friends and family tell me I get mired but I never notice it.
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>>51556046
My first kiss was my cousin when i was like 8 or 10. I later had a dream of rubbing baby oil over her in a shirt or white t shirt( I was online as a 5th grader in 1998... I saw some shit on that 56k I'll never forget.)

I mean... You an I are both sick fucks. Arguably it's human nature, and just a biological reaction... but you probably need a get out more and well i was 12 and pubescent, fuck off.
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>>51556231
It's because you don't have a face
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Married women are flirty. It's lame
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Went on a date with a girl the other night, after a few drinks and talking she starting mirin my arms and feeling them up. Have never felt like more of a chad
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>>51555828
Well this is nice but mac miller looked like a faggot. Congrats on having someone into you tho.
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>video myself flexing trap on snapchat
>send to girl
>wow that actually looks huge
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>>51556046
maybe I dunno
go out and meet some new people
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>>51546026
fixed
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>post pic of snap of myself just in short shorts
>girl i fucked about 2 months ago replies with “offtt”
>girl i’ve been talking to says i’m hot
>random tinder thot says she loves a thicc boy
>gay friend sends sexual emojis
hardly ever get mired irl though
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>>51545924
lmao i could easily do 60-70 pushups straight when i was in high school. This dude must be super dyel
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>>51556046
I would regularly grab my older cousins boobs when everyone was asleep at sleep-overs when i was in elementary school. Just embrace being a horny asshole
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>>51556046
>only female I ever see
Change that, mate. Ask her to introduce you to girls for fuck's sake.
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>>51545836

I did the whole, working up the le ladder of a shit dead end job that put me into management a month in, stayed a year when I was a horny 19 year old guy behind the register.

Always go for the number bro. Those people working dead end ass jobs are so horny and bored it's unreal. I'm 100% positive if she was anything but full on nonchalant didn't give a fuck mode she would fork it over.
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>>51554379
What watch do you wear? How was the dive?
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>>51556088
She does know, she's just not telling you. I'm sorry man.
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>>51556088
She wants you you to herself anon go for it
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>>51559204
Congrats, you're a normalfaggot. Now leave.
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>>51560210
Dive was awesome. The spot was really awesome too for beginners, even the experienced divers who were diving on their own said that it was a beautiful spot.

If you ask for a diving watch I don't have one. I'm a total beginner in diving.
I do not wear watches, but I have a pre-owned Seiko Sarb065 for special occasions (if I dress up for something).
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>>51560640
Oh alright, glad you enjoyed it.
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>>51560202
>Those people working dead end ass jobs are so horny and bored it's unreal.
I keep thinking this about the 20-somethings I see at my local mcdonalds. Poor kids.
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>>51548950
sorry pal but your post is more cringe than any mire thread.
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>>51554379
Probably the first post I have seen on 4chan that isn't written by a retard. Bravo
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>just out of gym
>Nice lat chest and arms pump
>Walk into service station for post workout chicken
>Qt cashier starts making small talk about her colleague
>Leave to eat my chicken outside in the sun
>Hear car
>Look behind
>qt in passenger seat stares right at me for 5 seconds
>Another car drives up the road
>It's the qt from the gym I caught mirin me earlier

Mires, mires everywhere
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>>51545397
this
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>>51545427
just because we don't buy your worthlessly slapped together trash stories dosen't mean we're spastics
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>>51545671
she will be back at you for that green card in 9 months ;)
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>>51551240
I unironically was looking for the upvote button on your post
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>>51550463
Not him but I do that kind of stuff at my local uni. For 2 hours of my time I get 20 US smackaroonies, complementary sandwich and coffee, and sometimes they put a finger in my butt.
Also, if I ask nicely they give me little bottle of that ultrasound jelly and I like to pump off with that
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>>51554379
>>51562318
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>>51560236
This, if she’s not your first cousin you’re good anon, the Bible says so
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>>51562619
Sounds good.
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>>51545307
>I had half the mind to tell her I was a throat model and offer to show her my work
you nearly offered to suck her dick?
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On 4th of July an old Army friend invited me out to dinner with her girlfriends. One was a 4’10” Korean cutie with a K-pop face. We hit it off but I was told she has a boyfriend so I didn’t pursue. Two days later she asked my friend for my number and texted me, asking to go out. First time I’ve been asked out in a long time, and it’s probably due to me getting back in shape. Thanks /fit/, /fast/, and /fph/!
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happened at few days ago.

>Be me
>Travel to croatia for ultra music festival with friends.
>Plan is to party the entire first week
>Day 1 go out clubbing
>My mate finds a girl he wants to hookup with, she is dancing with a guy and another guy, i go in to wingman
>The girl my mate is interested in reaches for my hand and tries to pull me in
>dodge and run away so he can score
>roam around with my other friends, dance with as many chicks as i see (good to practice)
>Eventually the girl and her friends find us and we start to dance
> she try to grab me once again (my mate already knows its a failure so he tells me to proceed)
>i dodge because fuck sluts
>I am pretty fucked up really hammered can barelly speak
>Friends push me into her and i start dancing with her
>Make out
>Go to another club, find out this girl can't speak english for shit
>stay there for 5 minutes tell her that we are going to fuck
>end up at my place fuck for 20 minutes
>tell her lets go back to the club, she agrees and we start going
>arrive and its dead, she wants to go somewhere else but im too fucked to continue tell her im gonna go home
>She tells me no and refuses to leave me
>I start to panic
>see 1 friend walking, tell him in our mother tounge to help me
>we start walking to her place
>See her friend and one of our friends on their way in to their apartment
>Me and friend run like crazy
>20 minutes later she knocks on our door

The day after
>Go clubbing again
>another friend tries on a girl
>they dance abit
>i arrive late to the party
>girl sees me, literally runs away from friend and goes up to me and says i look like a model, say thanks and run away so friend can hookup
>see girl from day before
>tell her we cant fuck anymore because i have a girlfriend (i dont)
>she begs me to fuck her again
>goes on for 20 minutes
>get horny, go fuck her at her place
>tells me to dump the condom on the floor
>turns out it was the guys room

That girl was crazy, never stick dick in crazy
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Whenever I do pull ups in the park, lots of old people pass by and stare at me intensely. I got no idea why this happens. I dont think they're miring, why would grandpas mire? It's hella weird tho.
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>>51565351

Forgot to say, she kept telling me im beautiful all the time, no gains mires though :(
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>>51545355
Does nobody know that this is pasta?
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>>51545329
You might be mentally challenged if that actually took you a full 20 seconds to read
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>>51553278
It rained, so the party got cancelled. But I hit a new PR on bench, so that's something.
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>>51562665
very nice
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>>51556711
I get Jake Gylnhal or however you spell his fucking name a lot, always thought he was an average/ugly man...so that sucks.
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>>51566094
lol sorry about the party brother but at last you got a pr
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>>51565551
post face pls, make it anonymous but I wanna see your face
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>>51566158
Yeah what a horrible man to look like.
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>>51545307
>Was at a wedding, chatting with some people I met there.
>sitting across from 3 ladies who were friends with the lads I met.
>Occasionally crack some jokes and make everyone laugh
>few mins later, one of the ladies tells me I’m really handsome
>say “thank you, you’re making me blush”
>her friends instantly agree
>fast fwd 20 mins later everyone is on the dance floor, see her sitting
>go up and talk to her
>she tells me she’s married and has 2 kid
>mfw she breaks the news to me
>shows me the babies and tells me that I should go after one of her two friends
>get both of their numbers
>will be seeing one of them on Wednesday
>she 29, I’m 23
On a more positive note, women other than my mom have been telling me I’m really handsome as of late. Is this what making it feels like?
>inb4 she’s old and just wants someone to take care of her
I’m a lover and I just want someone to have my babies and love me back
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>>51566258
this thread is for mires, not pathetic cuck stories, don't bother replying to this
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>>51566258
What is it with 29-year-old chicks and going for 22, 23-y.o. guys? God dammit, all my friends are in their late 20s or early 30s and they're all banging boy toys.
Like, bitch, you were crying that you wanted kids yesterday, I thought you wanted to have kids, not fuck them.
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>Got a nice pump at the beach gym with my older bro
>tanned
>wearing t shirt like >>51566246
>go to nearby market for some food
>inspecting some melons
>brother is taking a retarded amount of time to figure it out
>head somewhere else looking for something to eat
>soon as i turn around i notice stacy biting her lip looking at me lustfully
>she literally shakes her head and looks away

some slut that every single one of my friends has fucked commented on my instagram saying I look like a gi joe

>after workout fixing up a protein shake shirtless
>dad is fixing up his lunch
>walk towards him to open the cupboard above his head
>holy shit anon you inflict fear when you walk in my direction

I have gotten tons of mires and although I'm pretty strong I feel like I look like shit.
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>went out to get bread and milk at the grocery store in the village I grew up in
>never saw the cashier in my life before
>stutters and blushes when replying to me saying hey
first time in my life
>probably nothing to do with it but when giving me back my change she
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>>51567845
>asked me if I'd ever been in a Turkish prison
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>>51556240
>My first kiss was my cousin when i was like 8 or 10.
same. she was a couple years older than me and whenever we were together should would make us play "husband and wife"

fucckkk.
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>>51566527
>you inflict fear when you walk in my direction
this sounds like a badly translated Japanese video game
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>30 years without a single mire
>spent 10 years in university (did engineering and law) and never saw any interest from any girl

Feels sad.
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>wow anon you've got really buff
>so you still at the gym
yeah
>what ya squatting
170kg for reps
>umm uh
*awkward silence*
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>>51550899
Basiert und Rot-pilliert
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>>51554379
>Being an introvert means that I need my 'alone time' to recharge not that I'm a social weirdo or something
Gospel. However, due to the straining nautre of social interaction I lack the practice and still are more awkward than typial extroverts. I guess I need to get myeself more out there. Good mires too.
We're all gonna make it, brahs!
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Got a few
Told em all b4 but whatever

>me
>finished lifting need eggs
>out of fucking eggs
>lookin joocy in USA tank top and USA hat
>walk to corner store
>see race traitor & her nigger
>scrawny nigger lol
>he sees me
>"hey yo man can you buy me a swisher"
>NO
>"yo fuck you then!"
>NO fuck YOU Nigger!
>he starts coming at me
>I square up fuck yes cardio
>race traitor roastie holds him back
>says "babe fucking look at him let's fucking go NOW"!!
Hnnnnngg

>finish fucking rad lift sesh
>feeling fucking pumped
>flex in main house mirror hardcore
>get lost in my aesthetics
>apparently attract an audience without knowing
>roommates gf and female friends
>"damn anon, your arms are huge"
>(dont care about vagina only abt my reflection)
>say: ha cha brah caught ya mirin
>they giggle and leave
>5 minutes l8r finish self mirin

To /fit/ I am like baby
To normies I am like titan
Pic unrelated
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>>51568850
>Engineering and law
The only way you could be further away from women is if you added IT to that. Great choices, but man it's dry.
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>>51569563
Fucking sick brah
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>>51545570
>paying for pussy
never pay for something you can get for free retard
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>>51569563
Mirin' hard brah.
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Noticed a cute blonde staring at me the entire time I was filling up my car today. But I was in a nazi shirt so maybe not a mire.

>>51545924
Started working out after an extended break a couple years ago. Random neckbeard coworker who can't do a single pushup decides to get a personal trailer at planet fitness out of the blue. Stops after two weeks. Says he doesn't see the point and strength is useless.

Sure, tubby.

This person also couldn't close a CoC guide I had at work to help rehab an injury (which was the reason behind the break from lifting) a single time.
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>>51556046
My cousin and a I fucked for several years off and on. We’re both in committed relationships now but she still gets handsy when we’re drinking at family holidays n shit. You’re not that weird.
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>>51565242
This deserves a (you). Good on ya bud.
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>>51569563
>"hey yo man can you buy me a swisher"
The fucking pathological gibsmedats of these fuckers. Shoulda clocked that bitch and his coal burner on principle.
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>>51545355
Post face and height
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>>51565377
they're just prob old guys who used to lift and miss being in shape bro, we all know only guys mire
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>>51570293
this. how many people already say that men prefer built bodies over women? why wouldn't an old guy appreciate a younger guy who is in shape?
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>>51545836
Seriously cheesy stupid pickup lines are great icebreakers. Got with a chick at a conference with "Come here often." I got coffee with a cutie from a book store that I constantly was making small talk with by asking her "are you finding everything alright today?"

Apparently one time when I was plastered I told a chick she had awesome shoes and I'd like to take them out sometime, I guess you could come too. Sure enough next day when my friends told me about it there was a chicks number in my phone
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>>51569590
so wrong bro. I'm studying law and it's like 60/40 girls to guys and there are some absolute stunners in the mix. law is the perfect course to show off your brain gains and charisma
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>>51549243
Not funny. You doing deserve this (You)
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>>51556046
This is the most non-American thing I've ever read.
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>>51569563
I think you just invented a very specific and very hot fetish there with that first story...
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>>51566223
wat
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>>51566223
post spread butt, too pls
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>>51568736
he said it in spanish so it was more like

"mierda este marica hasta da miedo cuando se le arrima a uno"
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>>51545355
things that didn't happen: the post
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>>51568981
Just stop avoiding social interactions. Ask for directions instead of using your phone, have some small talk with sales clerks, go shopping instead of ordering online... we live in a time where most people have an easy time avoiding uncomfortable shit. Ordering food instead of preparing your own meals, online shopping instead of leaving the couch for an afternoon, even in entertainment Netflix instead of going to the cinema, Tinder instead of going to the bar and talk to women...

You know what pushed me real hard out of my comfort zone? Travelling alone to foreign countries. You do not speak the language, you do not know anybody and you are forced to act. Talk to the hotel staff, talk to the locals, talk to other tourists, talk to the cab driver, argue with some fucking scammer, haggle at the bazaar, sharing your hostel room with 6 others...
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>>51547680
What the fuck? Is this even English?
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>>51570799
post your face faggot, it's not that hard to understand
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>>51573650
That sounds really interesting, I might try this, but for how many days did xou go? I fear that if I go just a weekend I end up getting along without any interaction at all haha
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>>51574125
I live in Europe and weekend trips to other countries are cheap. 2 hour flight and you've probably coverd half of Europe. I guess this is a disadvantage for USA, the distance to a non English speaking country. But still it is you who has control about his interactions. You can book a room to yourself or book a shared hostel room, you can do things by yourself or join some other tourist group. Some people even avoid really small interactions, like asking somebody to take a picture of you, have some small talk with the person next to you an a flight or the cab driver, drinking your beer at the bar instead of alone in some dark corner.
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2 mires from this week
Recepionist at my gym laughs at every stupid shit I say. She didn't even notice me 3 months ago

This one made me question the reason I lift:

>I train with my friend that I help to escape skeletor mode
>he gained solid 8kg of mass (60-->68kg, 178cm)
>training.exe
>he invites to the gym the girl he likes cause they are having coffe after
>he introduces me to her, 8/10 thot, qt face
>I don't interrupt and proceed to my workout
>neuedeutchewelle.wav
>biceps curls, and ropes to hit triceps then
Heavy bb rows
>pumped as fuark (despite that I'm uber dyel)
>see in the mirror (gym is quite small but has big mirror that cover whole wall) the thot mirin hard my chest and calves
>see with the budy later that day
>how was the date anon?
>they talked about the preferences
>she told him that she likes buffed guys
>he joked: hehe like me?
>no, like the anon, your friend we met at the gym. Will we met him again?
>I have seen enviness in his eyes
>he refused to train with me next day
>tfw I mogged my own frien
>tfw I lift for Adolf Hitler
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>>51574889
damn ur manlet friend got burned
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>>51574889
close, but no trips
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>throat model
That's the worst thing I've read in a long time. Glad you didn't say it.
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>>51574889
Says a lot about your friend and his mindset.
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>>51566484
>don't bother replying to this
>replies to it
you're a MORON
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>>51569629
if you're not paying for dates/acivities/etc, you'll pay with time
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>>51565242
Blessed boomer post. Go and get that fine Korean bussy.
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>>51550932
Bite a gay?
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>>51556240
My first kiss was my cousin. I was 17, she was 19. No regrets.
10/10 Would do it again.
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>>51560210
>>51560640

Why such interest in his watch?
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>>51575162
You're actually retarded. I was telling him not to reply to my post. Get out of here you vegetable.
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>>51575162
I think he meant don’t bother replying to his comment.
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>>51576070
I like watches. Was hoping he would surprise me with a stunning Rolex Sea-Dweller DEEPSEA Ref. 116660. But alas...
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>>51576151
What’s so special about a diver’s watch?
I am not a diver. I wear a Skagen and constantly get mires for it. Best one was when a cute couple friends bought similar looking knock-offs :)
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>>51576215
Nothing special about divers, they're just popular. He was talking about diving so I wanted to know if he had a nice diver.
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>>51574889
Fuck the Thot bc your "friend" is being a bitch
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Gf has been calling me her "muscle man" and "hot boy" a lot lately. Shes foreign so flirty language is not her forte.
>gf mires dont count
I know I know, but ive been feeling pretty objectified by it lately. I can imagine if I had the mental capacities of a woman it would get on my nerves. For the most part I can brush it off and appreciate her mires.
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>>51551221
HAVE
SEX
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>>51576720
Where is she from
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>>51574889
tell your friend he's a bitch for blaming you for things you don't control
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>>51566010
the 3s memory of summerfags never ceases to amaze me
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>>51545307
literally had some girl spill her spaghetti earlier today, she said hey and i was like 5 meters away from her and going in another direction, after that she said enjoy your night and i saw the instant regret on her face, because it was early in the afternoon. I just replied you t-two
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>>51545671
where you from mane? pics?
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>>51545355
>inb4 then you woke up lmao
fucking kek
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>>51550369
the secret pros manlets hide from us
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>see decent looking milf at gym
>our eyes met a few times
>she is with this old boomer, but they are mostly doing different exercises and not close to each other most of the time
>i go to the back of the gym where the free weights are
>milf follows me
>when i start doing an exercise, she looks around as if she was looking for a machine or exercise to do
>at the back of the gym are only a squat rack, bench press and some free weights
>she leaves the area again
That was kinda weird, she probably wanted to work out near me, but didn't know which exercise to do. I glanced at her ass one or two times though, so maybe she was just enjoying the attention and wanted to get stared at.
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>>51545307
>in my building lift
>2 women get on, one just hitting the wall
>I banter them in the elevator and playfully criticize what the wall one is wearing
>she looks me over and tells me I look good and then laughs with her friend
>I hold the door open for them both once we get to the lobby
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>>51565377
Because you're doing pullups on a fucking park



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