What's the worst mogging you've received?
>>51535009This one dude that I knew was a lot smarter than me... Everything besides the IQ is a meme, coping, and sad
>>51535009I was on a date with a girl in philly at a classy restaurant, and saquon barkley walked in out of nowhere
Was doing a deload week so not going heavy on anything. I was doing incline dumbbell press and some guy set up next to me while I was doing my set. When I was putting my dumbbells away this guy started to warm up with 40kg (on the incline as well), then he got up and was like a head taller than me with a chiseled square face. Never felt so mogged in my life as a 194cm lanklet.
>>51535961So he was at least 220cm tall? Are you sure this wasnt a dream?
>>51536008220cm is literal manlet status in Europe
who the hell goes clubbin with a stringer on lmao
>>51535009Not sure if this is mog or narcissistic rant, but I think I'm mogged by life. I'm not short or extremely fat or skeleton skinny, but rather average at best at everything or completely suck.I was bullied and received and seen as ugliest, weakest, smelliest, and dumbest guy in class and at my age in high school. I literally looked like a potential school shooter or dude from special needs class, because I'm slowpoke, don't speak much, can't count properly, low stamina, was always broke, am often moody and hotheaded, introverted, passive aggressive, half broken emotionally and mentally by parents and surroundings, and always tried to make things perfect and do not screw up, but ended up screwing up at everything, and I just lost interest in everything, especially studying and just gave up. Even now classmates laugh from me or cringe when they look at me.Similar situation was in college. I wanted to change and become better person, but enthusiasm vanished soon enough. People peaked and got As or Bs, worked hard, had fun, and I just barely got Cs or Ds, was made fun of for being hardheaded and trying to be perfectionistic, doing things in time, but I was pulled down to the bottom because I fought myself and my emotions, blamed myself and parents for failures and dreamed about random shit, by trying unsuccessfully to get better, getting better working routines and better habits (although my parents screwed me over with their unpredictable shit), but nothing good happened and I was perceived as a retard or edgy with no future and no hopes.Hell, even my parents see me as a nutjob and broken mess, and hate me, they don't even want to help me and at least compensate somehow the mess they made of me when I was in middle school.
>>51536076arabs and northern africans
>>51536287Nice blog you messed up nutjob
>>51535009Not really that bad but still made me feel kinda weak.>start weightlifting>thinking I'm hot shit when I'm doing 60kg cleans on the platform>big guy comes on the platform next to me>loads 100kg on the bar and starts muscle cleaning and pressing it for reps without breaking a sweat just for fun>felt a bit weak
>>51535530t. dyel braincel
>>51535009I was smashing this woman from behind one time and she turns around and she says, "Wow your dad's dick is so much bigger than yours". I was so pissed I told Dad to stop recording so I could go back and compare it in the footage but Mom said to keep going.
>>51536862Many such cases. Sad!
>>51536076Australians>fuck off from europe fucking australians
>>51535530then why do so many smart people not take care of their bodies and let them rot?
I am the one who mogs.
im 5'7 and i never get mogged.
>>51537272Having brainpower doesn't neccessarily imply the will to use it.And a lot of people who are perceived as smart are anything but.
>>51537502My 12 year old niece is taller than you
>>51537579I always wanted a tall girl. Tell her I said sup.
Can tell from the physiognomy both of these guys are amerimutts with an IQ near 100
>>51536340the entire dinner she kept sneaking pics of him to send in her groupchat and kept glancing at himcan't ever compete with a NFL player, i guess
>>51535009I`m not fit at all, but my wife is into fitness. She`s always claimed she loves my "dad bod", and i`m fairly self confident so was cool with it. Well we went to a friend's barbecue, and a few people were in the pool playing volleyball whatever. I went with jeans to the party because i didn't think i was going to get into the pool, but she was wearing like bikini, mostly because it was summer. Well my wife went into the pool. I was already a bit pissed. Then they started playing chicken and my wife hopped on this guy who was ripped. I couldn't walk up to the pool and say anything, so i just sat there staring at her until she saw i was pissed. She saw me and didn't do anything. Pretty bad mogging.
>>51538125Pretty sad bro
>>51538125Pure cuck>>51535009I went to the gym early one morning and I’m benching 2pl8 and hardly repping it for 5 because I’m exhausted. Total Chad walks up and warm up on incline bench with 2pl8s for like 10. Total mogging, haven’t lifted in the morning since then. But ironically enough I was sitting in chipotle one day and I see him walk in wearing a UPS outfit so it really goes to show that you have no fucking idea what is going on in someone’s life
>>51537057right is Nicole Kopchak
>>51538125Shoot her. And him. Only manly thing you can do.
>>51538223I've known many FedEx and UPS driversDepending on their route and how much they want to work they can make more than decent moneyShitting on someone's line of work casually makes you sound like a twat, I'm glad UPS man mogged you
My best friend mogs me pretty often, it's actually given me a bit of an inferiority complexNow the goal is to train until I can mog him back
>>51537579I feel sorry for tall girls cuz nobody wants them
>>51538261I'm too far gone man. Just pretty much accepted the cuck life and try to avoid fights and whatnot. I know this board would shit on me for this but whatever. Once you're 30 you realize you settle with what you got and things could always be worse.
>>51538223What do you do for work? A lucrative job sitting in a cubicle and sucking up?
>>51537931breh saquon leg mogs most people, thats just unlucky
>>51535530IQ is only a tool to assess how good of a source of tax you'll be in the future.IQ is a meme.Only thing that matters is how many children you'll have.
>>51538389>feeing bad for women
>>51538417What happened to you to turn you into this?You can still lose weight and put on muscle past the age of 30.
>>51538125I got you my manSteps for success right here:>Get /fit/>fuck another chick>record/take pics>show her>break upez clap
>>51537777who is that and how do I get this mode
>>51538125She didnt stop until she came from grinding on his thick neck and bulging traps
>>51538417Nah man, I'm handsome lmao.
>>51538389>nobodyspeak for yourself
>>51535530>>51537272Can you really call yourself "smart" if you don't train both your body and your brain? Brains versus brawn is a dichotomy created by complacent betas to jew genuinely capable guys out of achieving their full potential by creating an Achilles heel so that person will always "have a weakness" that can be exploited by lesser men. If he's physically built, he must be mentally weak. If he's well-educated, he must be a skeleton. The sacrificial notion that you have choose one or the other is truly the greatest filter when distinguishing pseuds from true intellectuals.
>>51538521You don't feel sorry for a girl thats like 5'11? Bitch can't even wear heels because she'll be taller than 90% of the men. This leaves here with 10% of the tallest men, and most of which prefer smaller girls. And the Chadlets 5'7 above are out of reach, and obviosuly the manlets 5'6 beneath.
>>51538563>This leaves here with 10% of the tallest menand me
>>51538125>go to friends house>know it is outdoor event>know friend has pool>know swimming is an option>dont bring swimming trunks>pissed that your wife brought her bikiniSounds like you just fucked up and want to blame your wife for it. Fuck the "mogging", you're just autistic.
>Brought home huge slut from tinder>Had sex, pretty good, nothing amazing>I'm finished, she ends up having sex with my roommate>She's screaming, he's giving it to her hard, she loves it>She sends him nudes later, no longer messages me>They still fuck sometimesTrue story.
Well, being an aging bald manlet is no fun. But at least my dick is bigger than the statistical average.
>>51538584would you prefer a tall woman or a short cutie?
>>51538125You're gonna have to honour kill her, bro.It's the only way to not be a cuck.
>>51538603manlets are below 5'5, you look taller than that
>>51538623trick question, a tall cutienothing would make me happier as a father than to be mogged by my children
>>51538648I'm barely 5'10 barefoot (I'm lying to myself, I'm actually 5'9).
>>51538648you've fallen for his manlet tricksfirst his picture is in a mirror, at an anglesecondly, he wears shoes with lots of cushioningand lastly, the composition of the picture has a lot of empty space at the bottom to further complicate the casual observer's perception
>>51538563I'm 6'5", I date Amazons only.Womanlets don't even bother. If you're under 5'10" this just going to be impractical.
>>51537502Cant mog what you cant see...
>>51538603...but then again, a good proportion of those stats is padded by the insectoids, so.
>>51538788>>51538678you look bosnian
>>51537931I would have dumped that whore on the spot desu. Caring about sportsball man at all is a red flag for being retarded, especially if you are on a date.
>>51538678wouldve guessed 6'-6'3 by the first pic
>>51538540yes bro all those inventors and scientists throughout history are actually dumb and not as smart as you because they didn't have absImagine actually believing this lmao
>>51538125Good bait if bait.If not I have some bad news for you pal
>>51537057>>51538253left looks like Daisy Keech
>mate takes me to a candy shop in a supermarket>the cashier is no where to be seen and we look around >As we are about to leave the 6.1+ft nordic Chad cashier apears and mogs us both big time>We both make a hastly dissepreasen>We make a hastly
>>51538417Get strong faggot. You're a man. You're the boss. You're gonna stay fucking cucked and destroy that legacy your ancestors build for you by defying their manliness? Jesus fuckin christ.
>>51535009I have a mate who is 6’2, 110KG and pure rippling muscle, like absolutely huge and terribly, terribly handsome. I’m not DYEL but I look like shit next to him, I’m 6’0, 80KG and in decent shape, I’m far better than your average, however he mogs me in every department: size, strength, looks and he even financial mogs me because his father is extremely wealthy and he drives a lovely car.I’d post a photo of him to reinforce my claims because he’s gigachad model tier but I don’t want to risk compromising his or my identity. He’s still a bro tho and I love him as a mate.
>>51538601Awh man, let this be fuel for lifts mate
>>51538601This is upsetting. Holy fuck.
>>51538563Maybe if you live in China...5'8-5'11 girls are the best.
>>51538912how can lifts help
>>51538866name one scientist or inventor who didnt have abs>inb4 stephen hawkingits well known that all of his theories were thought up by his chad phd student while he just typed them up
>>51536287and our survey says, your cognitive distortion is the mental filter
>>51537931She probably gave him her number and fucked him later. Like you said, can't compete with a NFL player
>get rid of your ego>never get mogged again>?????
>>51538125I hope this is just some shitposting copypasta
>>51538690>the eternal manlet
>>51538678>>51538927caught redhanded you samefagging cunt
>>51536862What the fuck?
>>51538650Most based post I’ve seen. I’d just be so happy if my children moved me into oblivion
>>51537931Please tell me you got up after dinner, excused yourself, and immediately left the restaurant sticking her with the entire bill.
The ultimate pill: your children are biotrash. The only things that matters is whether your name enters the annals of history, be it Hitler or Einstein.
>>51538601Got any tips for picking up chicks on Tinder? Never used it before.
>>51538866They're extreme examples of dedicating your entire life to the sciences and engineering to achieve what they have. Your typical "smart" guy isn't going to do shit with his 3.5 gpa and liberal arts degree.
>>51538678I'm guessing your noticeable bald (ie balding from the front hairline) because you're wearing a hat.also, do you wear lifts?
>>51539219>tripfag is so self absorbed he places himself ahead of his kidsShould I be suprised?
>>51538838Igor is a jew
>>51539499>>51539499Being made to feel inferior when contrasted with the person next to you.Solution: Stop being self-aware.
>>51536287cool story bro
>>51536325Clearly not exclusively as per OPs pic
>>51539057Every manlet owns a pair of these.I heard a group of girls laughing at a manlet in the gym for wearing them saying he was only wearing them for the extra added cm to his soles
>>51537931cucked by a nigger i expect you dump that bitch friendo.
>>51538540>Can you really call yourself "smart" if you don't train both your body and your brain?Yes. I've been in a room with a bunch of super-intelligent scientists and they generally stay as fit or healthy as needed to keep them sharp. They've all done the maths and know their best work will be done before they hit 35 or so and they don't have hundreds, or even tens of hours to devote to hobbies and health. They also don't eat crap, drink or smoke much.
>>51539499imagine yourself standing next to me
>>51536287>crashed and burned in middle school>the foothills of lifedude you need acid, if you hang on to that whirlwind you'll die. Learn to let shit go, let it be.
>>51539579>Stacey: he is only wearing them for the extra added cm to his soles>also stacey: pic related inb4 huur durr manlet cope
>>51539834im sure the only reason a woman would wear those shoes is for extra height
>>51539579Those things are the most uncomfortable shoes I've tried at a store. They look alright. The feel like shit.
My favorite mogging was in college. A group of friends and I were out at a river on a hot day. One of my ex-friends who peaked in high school (has a huge falling out towards the end of uni due to degenerate drinking/gambling) had his shirt off and was being his extroverted self. No lie the dude has banged a lot of sluts in his day, so he would always ooze confidence. Anyways, out with a bunch of qt college girls and bros, with my ex-friend peacocking in the river, when this guy, probably 6-7 years older, absolute unit of a man, shirtless and ripped,with his beautiful golden retriever come strolling out of the woods and he starts making his way down the river. All the girls’ attention shifted to this specimen and his golden. Seemed like a super nice and pleasant guy, but my ex-friend was mogged to death; I’ve never seen him that shook in my life, it was hilarious. I think he ended up getting a dog that same year after that event ahahah
>>51536287hahahahahah that list of mental problemsAll of you fucks are hypochondriacs. You're worse than psychology freshmen that learn about a disorder and think "wow that's like me so i must have that disorder wtf my life is over".If you actually have that many issues you must have superhuman determination to work hard enough to afford the whatever you're posting from. You're not some kind of special medical curiosity; get over yourself.
>>51535009Imagine looking like this and that's the type of girls you pull lmao
>>51539834Girls wear them high shoes because it adds to their appearance. Men do it because they're insecure
Got pretty badly mogged today, found it strangely motivating though
>>51538417being alone isn't worse than being a cuck.
>>51540127thisif ur a loner you can always adopt the vagabond aesthetic>nah dude im not looking for a gf, waste of time y'know
>>51538650we need more people like you
>>51538601Well, the girls that ever respond on tinder are the slutties so there's that.
>>51536287Do DMt and you’ll move on from this narcissism
>>51538601holy shit that's a nuclear mog
>>51537777Damn boy he thicc also checked
me on the right
>>51538125Hopefully he wasn't black kek.
>>51538601Goddamn dont let another nigga dick mog you, either get good at finger banging or throw a bitch on her stomach and stir them guts like cement mixer
>>51541196How are lats that big even possible? wtf
>>51537777Quad of eternal mog
Got put in the hospital by a 12 year old girl who beat me up on my first gym day
>>51539834I wanna cum on those shoes
>>51538472>Get raped in divorce court>Lose house>Lose car >Must give her half of your paycheck>Lose friends>Probably lose jobFlawless plan my friend
>>51538125>wearing jeans to a pool partyget a load of this fat vamp-mode cuck
>>51538678Keep your finger off the trigger you samefagging nigger faggot
>>51536287>at least compensate somehow the mess they made of meYou are fucked if you keep thinking like this
>>51538417>30 >gave up alreadymight as well just end it already if youre gonna be miserable all your life with this thoughts
>>51536862Babbys First edgy joke
>>51538417reddit.com/r/marriedredpillSave yourself. Many others like you have done so before.
I can’t decide if I’m getting mogged or just living my life at this point. I’m always looking around and feeling like other people are firing on all four cylinders while I just have one that pops off every once in a while. But here I am, I’m just gonna keep working out going to work and going to college until the feeling goes away. If it doesn’t then I suppose I’ll just keep fixing things in my life until I can figure out which parts are the hardest to fix.
>>51539834I have never seen a girl wearing those who wasnt a weird weeb.
>>51538125Ouch. But you really need to get in shape. Not for your wife, but for yourself. Also, divorce that bitch.Best yet: Get in amazing shape, then mog her by flirting with cuties in front of her, and then divorce her.You don't need that shit.Don't get cucked, dude.
>>51541768Pretty fucking based lad
>>51538417>not using this as your origin story
>>51535009I've never been mogged. Every superior being is an inspiration and I always support them.
>>51539541YOU'RE FROM MONTREAL FUCK YEEEEEAAA
>>51535009I’m 5’6”.I don’t even feel moggings anymore.
>>51538593no faggot, he's pissed that his wife was rubbing her cunt on another man's neck
>>51538601really not a big deal, she's clearly a slut
>>51539750>mfw I used to be the biggest and most intelligent guy in my classroom back in highschoolI wanna go back
>>51540038>adds to their appearanceLiterally the exact reason men wear them
>>51538857>sportsballkys you unathletic cuck
>>51536423Face mog tho
>>51542433thats not an accomplishment when youre 3 years older than everyone else in the room anon
I joined my frat at the peak of my /fit/ness, and was a real football fan back in England, used to go fight most weekends. I'd just gotten injured in a bar fight, smashed my hand up pledging, people knew me as the crazy guy.The president of the fraternity was a real quiet guy, did his own thing. He was true working-class Midwest, dad was a firefighter. One night, we were fucking around in the main hall and I went up to El Presidente, put my fingers under the brim of his hat, and flipped his cap off his head. He just said "Pick it up."I've smashed bottles into people and faced down Turkish riot police, but that moment I just automatically bent down and picked up his hat, said sorry. Now I know how you wankers won the revolutionary war...
>>51536423Id take tiny titty any day.
>>51538417>30>give upJust shoot your self bro.
>>51538389is this true? my dad told me to approach tall woman because no one else would and i thought it was some boomer meme but idk
>>51538866I don’t think that’s what he’s saying, anon
>>51538980You can fuck harder.Stiff legged deadliftsRowsCardio
>>515350096'5 slav who looked something out of a nazi eugenics programWas glad i didnt bring gf to gym that dayNever saw him again
>>51545053>6'5 slav who looked something out of a nazi eugenics programme irl
>>51538223lol i bet he makes more than you driving a ups truck as well.
Boy I’m so glad I took the blackpill on women. I might a lifeless corpse and evolutionary failure but at least I won’t care about getting mogged because that instills in me the fear that a disloyal creature will cuck me out of my offspring.Life sucks and then you die. God is a demon.
>>51538417Fuck that, I got out of a 5 year relationship when I was 34 and depression plus being a retard had me at 300lbs.3 years later. Down to 180lbs, looking and feeling better than I ever have in my life, new GF who's petite, active, only slightly mental (they're all a bit fucking mental...) and positive and fucking hell, couldn't imagine I'd have this life a few years ago. I'm 37 now dude and started when I was 34. Either make changes to your current life or don't. But don't convince yourself it's too late to build a more satisfying one for yourself. We spend a long time dead dude.
>>51538788those russian drug dealer gains
I get mogged by my best friend all the time. I'm 6'3 with broad shoulders but an average face, he's 5'9 skinny/athletic and very handsome.>out drinking one night, chatting to some girls >talking to two girls, he's wingmanning hard>girl pretty much tells me she prefers my friend, focus on the other girl>she says the same thingHe'll constantly say things like "Bro, those girls are checking you out", doesn't realise they're checking him out all the time. He keeps thinking I'm better looking to the point where one night we went up to random groups to have them rate us. Girls rates me 5-6, guy rated me 3-4 but everyone rated him 8-10. Still doesn't believe he's better looking
I think I'm not insecure enough to belong here because I have literally never thought to myself "Wow I'm being mogged here" in any situation, everOr it's because I'm tall
>>51535009I’m 6’3” and tower over 95% of people I meet. Occasionally I get a taller dude who will show respect but we don’t need to say it, we get it, we are tall. I am the perfect height tho and I am happily ready to pass that gene on. My moms 3 brothers were all 6’0” + with the tallest being 6’5” my dad is a manlet tho in his old age
>>51535009amazing how these photos are use like this yet no one in the photo would even be thinking about "who is mogging who" or anything of the sort. people don't care unless somebody is a dick about it and clearly does it on purpose>adjust
I'm kind of autistic. Does the guy on the right really look like hes about to cry or something?
>>51538417please, if you aren't going to do anything else, get fit and don't listen to her bullshit about being ok with a dadbod she is just making you less attractive so she doesn't feel as bad flirting with other guys or wouldn't feel as bad if she wanted to cheat or leave you. you can easily get fit without any confrontation and it might either make her want you more and improve your relationship or give you some drive to make further changes, it will also send her the message that you have other options so she won't pull such openly disrespectful moves in future. cos that was disrespectful. please bro you're making me sad and I only want the best for you and all my /fit/ bros
>>51541301>getting marriedPlayed yourself
>>51539025this is a very profitable investment
>>51537272They don't. Smart people realise the importance of a strong healthy body. You're confusing nerds (who may often be science fans) with smart people. The trope of the ugly smart person is as big of a cope as the dumb fit person
>>51538866You don't need abs to be fit. You can be very healthy even at 20% bodyfat.
>>51546103Being both smart and dumb is beyond someone's control you fucking brainlet
>>51540038>adds to their appearance >insecureMaybe, just maybe they are adding to their appearance so they won’t be insecure? Just like men?
>>51536287What would be incredible at this point is if you got it all together and succeeded and proved them all wrong. And you would know it was no one but you.
>>51538417>not using your newfound trauma to fuel a toxic anger that manifests itself into working out like it's your last day on earth everydayIMAGINE BEING THIS RETARDED
>>51546257It is, but your levels of fitness are largely not
>>51536423Left is better in every way
>>51538908What car does he drive? Please don't say a generic audi/bmw/merc
>>51545599very underrated post
i worked out for 2 months straight taking juice and thinking i was busting ass, then my little brother who i didnt see in 2 months walks into the room and hes like 5 inches taller than me and got like 25 lbs. more muscles on him then me.
>>51539057its funny because people outside of burgerland think this is fake.
>>51536058>220cm is literal manlet status in EuropeEspecially in The Netherlands.
>>51542290>"she's clearly a slut"what does that even mean bro, since when is a girl being a slut a bad thing? thats pussy your not getting.
>>51547318It means her pussy is cheap and freely available, and if he really wanted to fuck her again it wouldn't be too hard
>>51535009When I was 16, I was dating a senior girl for about 6 months. She cheated on me with a top chad who now competes in the CrossFit games. Worst feeling I have ever had. I started lifting then, and never looked back. 10 years later, now she’s spherical and married to a ginger that looks like the sun when he has a yellow shirt on.Most women hit the fucking wall at about 23.
>>51538866Leonardo da vinci
>>51547318>since when is a girl being a slut a bad thing?Unbased and Faggotpilled
>>51547490yea ok, im faggotpilled because id eat any hot sluts pussy any day of the week? your faggotpilled for being to gay to fuck a slut faggot
>>51538417wait this is real? rip you
>>51545661>We spend a long time dead dude.This struck a chord with me
>>51538563Good thing I'm 6'4". Do 5 inch heels even exist?
>>51538563It's seriously just a meme that taller guys prefer short girls. If anything they prefer the tall ones.t. 6'4" gigachad
>>51545893This guy gets it
>>51537632based manlet bro
>>51547671Yeah and you need them manlet
>>51536423Give me the ayy lmao with huge milkers
>>51538417>Once you're 30 you realize you settle with what you gotCringe defeatist.
>>51547526Enjoy the taste of nigger cum
>>51547526*ahem* yes I lap upon mlady's pussy thank you vERY much
>>51547526The only way to eat pussy and not be a cuck is for her to essentially be a virgin.
>>51537632Fearless in the face of mog, manlets truly are the masterrace
>>51536287>I learned from a young age that nobody likes me and im a very despicable person>im still going to rely on them for validation thohonestly quit being such a fucking tryhard and let it go dude
>>51544359>>51546859Holy shit such faggots lmao.
>>51537632manlets truly do have the best personalities
>>51536423Left has the better face and tum.
>>51548585Face beats tid
>>51548612When your child is born, and needs milk, trust me, he's not gonna care about the mom's face.
>>51538417girls all across the globe just dried the fuck out after you posted this
>>51541956He can’t divorce. If he does then half his shit will go to the whore. It’s best just to start fucking random side chicks.
>>51538417You deserve every negative thing in life. Enjoy being ball-less. Your father was ball-less. And your sons will be ball-less. You may as well sudoku your entire family at this point so you don’t ruin the gene pool.
>>51541378shut up, you pussy. real men keep it hot
>>51538650This is the most unironically based post from the past week. I will buy you a shot of whiskey if I ever meet you in life:
>>51547879i tend to notice a sluts pussy the night after spending time with the bull is mucho spicier
>>515446845’7” approaching a 6’0” girl screams confidence. And nothing in the world is more attractive than confidence.
>>51547318Enjoy your herpes breh
>>51536423Fit:>brooooo nofap gives you superpowers I can levitate now and test is 200% upAlso fit:
>>51545920excatly. never get married. even when you're 101% sure that it's the right woman. n e v e r.
>>51538389>Karlie Kloss height: 6'2">Taylor Swift height: 5'10">Blake Lively height: 5'10"Perfect women, everyone should be at least 5'10". Poor manlets.>>51538322All true. Plus, when I worked retail in college (we received UPS shipments daily), the UPS drivers always had amazing fucking calves. Mirin.
>>51538389Manlets don't want them, which they don't give a shit about because no woman wants to be desired by subhumans.
>>51549673You srsly don't know who Blake Lively is? Let me guess, you're 16.
>>51549741i'm 25, still don't know who she is tho? From movies? she looks familiar
>>51538713I'm 6'4" and my girlfriend is 5'1". It helps compensate for my micropenis
>>51549801Gossip Girl, Green Lantern, married to Ryan Reynolds. Perfect woman.
>>51536423That's my fetish. Brunettes mogging blondes.love me some dark hair big tittayfuck blondes theyre overrated
>>51549860kek gossip girl
>>51536862someone's been watching mom son porn
>>51538125when is the cuck meme going to finally diegetting old at this point
Standing next to Villanueva, dude is an actual fucking wall. I still don't know how he was 75th Rangers at his size.
>>51538417I don't care if this is bait, this is the most infuriating post I've ever read on /fit/
>>51539219Nobody will remember your name, faggot. If you have kids they will at least and maybe they will actually be successful. The world has yet to be blessed with the second coming of Hitler. It's obviously not you and it's obviously not me (but it's likely my son).
>>51542597Sportsball is unironically bugman tier if all you do is watch.
>>51546859Except her tits.
>>51547691Men generally prefer smaller women. Their own height hasn't got much to do with it. Vice versa for women.
>>51538678what's with the piece buddeh?
>>51539834Women wear heels because the angle of the feet and legs accentuates their ass. Only retarded goths and weebs wear shoes like you posted.
>>51550292These edits are my favorite meme on this site
>>51538125You’re a pathetic excuse for a man for not even bothering to stand up for your woman and get rolled over for being the little bitch boy that you are. Fuck you for letting your body waste away into a testament to your sloth, you deserve every mogging and burst of unfaithfulness that your wife goes through. If that shit didn’t motivate you to get your act together then you’re truly lost and are an actual IRL omega male.
>>51548541imagine actually being a tits guypathetic
>>51551397you do know that ass is default nigger fetish right?noble white men always chose breasts
>>51548633imagine using this as a reason to date an ayy lmao
>>51551606>not even being ironicyikes
>>51538125Holy FUCK lmao. And the “ripped” guy probably was probably dyel by /fit/ standards
>>51539541my nigga wearing burzum merch big ups
>>51551397my gf has big milky 36DDs and im going to marry her and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me you fucking faggot
>>51541301the ABSOLUTE STATE of western """"men""""lmfao
>>51538603kys already igor you loathsome dumb oven dodger
>>51545661Most based thing I’ve ever readt.guy with goosebumps now
>>51536287Try not blaming other people for everything
>>51544358Based. Hope you changed your ways to be more like him. Any more stories?
>>51541301>Didnt get a prenupThats nobodys fault but yours dear anon
>>51538713I’m 6’5” and I like all kinds of girls. Tall is great because they really appreciate it and short is fun because it makes me feel like a minotaur
>>51539024as if a NFL athlete would even take a girl that isnt a 10/10. he probably just laughed in her face and she went home alone crying herself to sleep while he banged a model.
>>51535009Ex girlfriend who’s still my friend wanted to compare my height to her new boyfriend. She had us stand side by side and he was a couple inches taller than me.
>>51553850lmao so pettyProtip: Stop hanging out with your ex-gf even if that means to stop hanging out with your friends sometimes.
>>51536287Do a tab
>>51535009You don't get mogged if you don't let yourself get mogged. The guy on the right could've gone away. Personal choice.
>>51539219It's crazy that people think their children will be important. >Muh lineageHoly shit, please learn statistics, you'd be better off playing the lottery than having kids just for the sake of "one day I'll have a great descendant"Stop dreaming and go fucking lift
>>51554462Statistically, you're way less likely to win a lottery.Now, kindly, get the fuck out of here.
>>51536423>implying the blonde isnt better looking
>>51537272Forget where I heard this but higher IQ is correlated with substance (read: alcohol) use, which can translate to anything you can consume that triggers a dopamine response.All these retards saying they’re not smart are wrong, they’re just not health conscious. We should all strive to be the best version we can be, but the mind body connection is not as strong as people make it out to be.
>>51550392Especially her tits
>>51539057The car gets bigger everytime I see this kek
>>51536423milk truck just arrived
>>51544684yeah but sex is worse>be 19 yo, 6'0>really into tall girls>find a 6'1 amazon to dick down>mfw cant ragdoll her around the bed>mfw cant force the air out of her lungs with every thrust>mfw cant fully bury her between me and the bed and make a slut sandwichfucking girls 5+ inches shorter is much more enjoyable. lucky for me i'm not a manlet so that includes women taller than gnomes
>>51538223UPS drivers can make hella money.It's actually a Chad job imo.
My gf has a mogging fetish.I'm 6'5, she's 6'0We'll go out together, and the moment she walks away I'll make sure to approach some womanlets just because she likes to walk up and claim me.Sometimes I let guys buy her drinks just to show up, claim her, and see the look of fear and apology in their eyes.
>>51555421>slut sandwichHoly fucking based. Just lift more bro and you can do those things to tall girls.
>>51536287I'm with the other lads, but I'll suggest mushrooms. Acid puts you in control, what you need is a rollercoaster of emotion. 4 to 5 grams of cubensis will do the trick
>>51538417dude, divorce her and go teach english in east asia or something. fuck a bunch of chinese girls, but get fit first. man, I hope I'm baited.
>>51538125Assuming this isn't a larp, why are you here if you're not "into fitness"?
>>51555558>Sometimes I let guys buy her drinksAs if anyone would buy a drink for a 6 foot tall giraffe lookin ass bitch. Fucking gross my man
>>51538601>fucks 2 guys back to backI wouldn’t feel too bad brah she’s clearly a cum rag.
>>51553850that's a really awkward situation for both of you. for him because she is literally comparing you two and clearly she still thinks about you, and obviously for you because well I don't need to say it. shit tier gf, you're better off without her m8.
>>51538472Or fug traps and send pics...
>>51538563No. In fact, I wish I had met Coco from My Giant Life 12 years ago just so I could knock her up.
>>51536423Here you go lads
>>51536287Literally all of this could be fixed if you stopped caring about what other people think. Get over your "Oh poor me" attitude.Instead build yourself up and be proud of what you become, don't blame other people for how you feel about your life.
>>51538601>I'm finished, she ends up having sex with my roommatething that never happened
>>51538678 Get shoe lifts if you're that bothered by it. It'll put you at just about 6'0, maybe 6'1 if there is a thicker heel. Most girls won't notice and if a girl is as tall as you (5'9") just say you want her to be able to wear high heels when you two go out.
>>51535009Any time I walk out the front door