AHHHAHAHAHAAHH YEES YESLENFUNNY RED TANK TOP SQUAT RACK GLASS NERD CONVESSR SHOS IMAGESDDOMGGGGGXDDDDD HAHSHSHBDHAHAHHASO DUNNY ALL MY INTERNEG FRIENDS GONNA LOVE THIA ONE!!!!!!fucking retarded cunt you spit drooling bitch I can already imagine you makinh this thread picking thaf image and giggling and snorting at yourself hehe im so funny hehe lauging at your own joke like a pathetic retarded horse thinking ure cool and shit when in reality at any other timeline than today you would be fed to the dogs for how useless your existance is you dumb ugly wheelchair cart driver
What is the story here.
>>51534764Lmfao I hope this isnt pasta
>guys wearing belts/straps/sleeves who dont competeEven better when they wear them the entiren fucking time they're there
Every single one of you faggots are gym cringe thread worthy
>>51534689how is this allowed
>>51534932>getting back up and acting like he actually completed the replmao cringe, and wtf did he snort before hand
>>51534689This image has a special place in my heart because I look exactly like this guy and would probably make the same expression while looking behind my shoulder. In fact when I first saw it my heart sank a bit because I thought someone was taking candid pictures of me. The only way I know for sure it's not me is because I don't wear or own converse sneakers.
>>51534764yikes, who hurt you?
>>51534932Are those 45s or some meme plates?>>51534947Smelling salts
One time I was doing calf raises in the squat rack. Well when I finished i thought i had racked the weights back. When I tried to get out from under the weight, it turns out they werent racked and I collapsed under the bar. Was scary, thought I broke something at first (i didnt) and then everyone around me was all like "are you okay?" Told them I wss fine just needed to walk it off. Put the weights back and immediately left the gym out of humiliation. Didnt go back for a little over a week too. And when I did i changed my schedule ao hopefully I wouldnt see the same people. There is still a mark in the gym floor were the weights crashed. Anyways thanks for reading my blog.
>>51535257>calf raises in the squat rackI wish you broke something
>>51535184those are 45s, i've been to gyms that use those plates. also its not like that isn't a considerable amount of weight, hes just a tard for celebrating even though he fucked up.
>>51535271Not that anon, but I do calf raises in the squat rack as well. Is that really a problem? Just seems easier to do them there if I am already using it doing squats.
>>51534932He doesn't look big enough to be doing that much weight. Why?
>>51534932Almost everything I hate about powerlifting in a single image. Needed to be an obese bearded guy with gyno or an obese w*man trying to sell donuts to achieve peak cringe.
>>51535257>One time I was doing calf raises in the squat rack. Well when I finished i thought i had racked the weights back. When I tried to get out from under the weight, it turns out they werent racked and I collapsed under the bar.Can you please draw a diagram. I can't understand what the fuck this means.
>>51534764.t red tank top squat rack converse shoes glasses nerd
>>51535463Best i could do
>roiding fort his
>>51535765what the fuck are those tats
>>51535812probably some techshit idk
>roiding for this
>>51535463If I had to guess I'd say he thought he was over the safety bars but he wasn't, so when he let up pressure to lower the bar down, he collapsed
>>51534764Based and redpilled
>>51535765>>51535840>nipple piercingjesus how much of a fucking faggot can you possibly be
>>51535665Why is the grey guy standing like a fag?
>>51534764>we found red tank top kid
>>51534932>fuuucking nailed it
>>51534932>not using the version with sound so you can hear his autistic shrieking
>>51536792it is a gym bro
>>51534907every fucking thread kek
>>51534947lmao people on this board don't know what nose tork is
>>51535257I mean who hasnt this happened to honestly?
>>51538110not everyone is some autistic roided up powerlifter who spends 6 days a week at the gym sniffing salt to hit a PR you fucking loser
>>51538830Yeah tell that dumb faggot
>>51534764This Is Based
>>51534932>Bodybuilding.com tank top
>>51535257How does this sort of shit happen to so many people here? Like you dont see many embarrassing gym stories told on other weightlifting forums. Yet seemingly everyother person on /fit/ has had some embarrassing shit happen to them at the gym.
>>51539782/fit/ is not like other weightlifting forums
>>51539820epic normie meme
>>51535375If you watch with sound hes not celebrating lmfao>FUUUCCCCCVKKKKKKK>FUHHHHHCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
>>51539891>I’m not normal, I’m very special! I do special things! I’m different!Cringe.
>>51534932Lmao, what a faggot
>>51539820NO NO NONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTOP SAVING THEM
>>51534764have sex freak
>>51540657Go to bodybuilding.com for five minutes
>>51539486the blue checkmark top kek
>>51534764make a vocaroo
>>51539486get aids from your mom reddit cancer
>>51540672>>51539555>>51539486Everybody: you’re a faggotLiterally everybody: you’re not funny you faggotEvery single soul: you’re a faggot
>>51534932he moved 675lb off the ground pretty quick though. except for the hitching that's pretty impressive, especially considering his frame.
>>51535375he's not celebrating. he's super pissy
>>51535765Lmao are those software services tattoos? Fucking Christ. One looks like Uber eats or Favor or whatever
>>51535665Lol, is the blue dude flexin his ceps?
>>51535665>the /fit/ poster is the scrawniest stick figure Too accurate
>>51534764>fucking retarded cunt you spit drooling bitch I can already imagine you makinh this thread picking thaf image and giggling and snorting at yourself hehe im so funny hehe lauging at your own joke like a pathetic retarded horse thinking ure cool and shit when in reality at any other timeline than today you would be fed to the dogs for how useless your existance is you dumb ugly wheelchair cart driver
>>51539486>y'allis this really basedposting?
>>51534689What is funny about this picture? Please give me an explanation
would post this in the gym BASED thread but there isn't one.
>>51543359fuck that's based
>>51542897>>51534689What is this? A new meme?
>>51534932Still fucking impressive.
>>51539891>2019>using the word normieNewfag trying to fit in spotted
>>51543762Only thing that’s new here is you
I think the whole point of this photo is that ugly fucking losers should just give up. You're never going to be hot, so don't even try. The gym is only for people who are already decent and need that extra step to become sexy fucks. This kid will never, ever be sexy. Ever.
>>51543866>The gym is only for people who are already decent and need that extra step to become sexy fucks.Thanks, fren :)
>>51534932what the fuck is that blue fucking tape?is he cosplaying aang the fucking avatar?
>>51543913Probably a new tattoo covering
>>51543913kinesiology tape. it comes in fun colors so you can look "cool" while it does nothing
>>51542051>snap cleans>not a single barbell row, deadlift or 'normal human overhead press'what kind of fucked up 5x5 is that?holy shiet
>>51543941The original you nignog
>>51543926>>51543939wow i absolutely never heard or seen someone with something like thati thought it was some kind of med-patch but if you were into THAT kind of pain, enough to try to mummify yourself with blue scotch-tape, you might aswell take a week off
>>51543945I would like to point out that by calling me a 'nignog', you've just offended a whole species of primates.I'm not even 1/5th as strong as a gorilla
>>51543359Ho shit that's the same gym I go to. How'd I miss this?
>>51543851this was obviously made by someone who doesn't get itlmao
>>51543851>non matching attire>caring about another man's clothesback to tumblr you pixie faggot, stop pretending you go to the gym
>>51543972You could be if you did power cleans.
>>51534689Who has a screenshot of the holy quints that absolved this man of his sins?
>>51543851what kind of shorts are you ssupposed to wear? I always wear basketball shorts to the gym
>>51534689instead of lauthing at some noob you can help him and explain him how the machine actualy works
>>51543939kinesio tape helped my little brother's headaches. the PT would put it on the base of his skull and forehead, and i guess the tension helped his headaches.
>>51544161>instead of laughing you can embarrass him by patronizing him with unsolicited advice on something he probably already knows
>>51534932When people write shit on their gym gear it really makes me cringe.
>>51539820Please kys you’re self, thanks.
>>51534932>cyclist calf muscles>brainfart collapse>stumbles to feet and yells so maybe someone who didn't see him look retarded will think he nailed itjesus christ
>>51535257>There is still a mark in the gym floor8/10, solid post
>>51535665Hahahaha I'm laughing and coughing and waking up my dogs. This picture made my week
>>51544185The fatapult gets me keking every time.
>>51543851Also he’s dyel af and the coke bottle glasses just looks like such a dweeb.
>>51539486fucking zoomers ruined y'all for me now I have to talk like a fucking yankee
>>51539820epic meme my fellow redditor crying face emoji crying face emoji crying face emojie 100% 100% 100%
•Dumbbell Shrug 15x10+(?)•Hip Abductions 5x5 •Squat Press Calf Raises 1x20•Dumbbell Fly’s 3x5 The program this dude was doing ^
>>51546915>starting point of the bar is over the knee
>>51544145Dyels think the clothes they wear will make them lift more.
>>51534932>hitch>doesnt even bring the bar up fully>almost snaps chickcen leg>I did it reddit!
>>51539895thats really abstract
>>51543335Nothing funny about it, people have died that way
>>51544145lmao, should we tell him?
>>51547037lel new halloween costume
>>51547180>the virgin incel walk>the chad thot lay
>>51534947Gamer girl pee
>>51547592is that a 147.5kg diddy?
>>51547536is this peak body and perfomance
>>51539895Red tank top gets me every time
>>51535257i almost decapitated myself on bench and i just kept going back. you have to realize that if you're constantly giving it your all, occasionally you'll fuck up
>>51547536Can't snap the spine if it's only 10 vertebrae
>>51547536manlet with a lanklet leg to torso ratio
>>51535765Imagine getting a tattoo on your chest when it looks like that. Gross.
>>51544185Some say he is still flying in space to this day
>>51534764Il primo post è indubbiamente il miglior post.
>>51535257>be me, noob>doing squats in the squat rack>didn’t sleep well the night before, still a little buzzed from drinking (alone)>just wanna get my shit over with>load up my loser weight>don’t use clips, don’t set safeties properly>grab the bar unevenly>starts to tip around the 3rd rep>pl8s slide off the right sideonly now do I realize what I’ve wrought upon myself>bar snaps back the other direction>freefallingbytompetty.jpgSome zoomer doing OHP in the smith machine helped me pick everything up. I finished my sets and continued with my workout though
>>51537036>being this new
>>51542976Only if you say it really emphatically while clapping your hands, pause for a second, then go on to say some dumb bluepilled shit
>>51547536>literally built for deadlifting with about a 2 inch full range of motion>sumos anywayBased Igor
>>51547617Looks like 210kg to me>2 25kg bumper pl8s (red) >1 20kg bumper pl8 (blue) >1 20kg real pl8>1 5kg lmaopl8
>>51547592And not a single leg day was given that day or ever lol
>>51542897>knows he is cringe, owns itkills me every time
>>51547592Is this a shop?
>>51535257>>51535665Why is everyone on /fit/ so fucking autistic?
>>51534932I agree with most of you bros here about him being a colossal try hard, but you gotta admit that lift off was impressive. He should've just dropped the bar the moment he felt him hitching.
>>51534764Ironically the funniest post in this thread
>>51534764Based, this forced meme is the epitome of neo 4chan. Newfags should be genocided.
>>51534764big yikes from me
>>51535377no anons just mad thats normal
>>51542897Honestly, red tank bro isnt that bad. Are chucks actually bad for lifting or just cringe? It seems like the flat bottom would be good
>>51547569bruhh good idea
>>51550875Its just cringe because it means you are probably taking the SS meme way too seriously
>>51550875>red tank bro isnt that bad
>>51534764finally some NEW PASTAdon't forget to save it anons, this one's good
>>51534932Why? I hate that guy and don't even know him. Fuck that gay shit.
>>51543851>>51546860>all these summerfaggots who think they get the joke >they really fucking don'tlearn to comprehend basic irony or graduate from elementary school, whichever's first for you>>51544066>>51544145>>51544099help me bully the newfags off the board
>>51534689Is there any female version of this?
>>51547592Is that Huge Jackedman?
>>51543851what’s wrong with having the bar holder at shoulder height? honest question from a dyel
>>51547636now I understand
>>51543851You forgot>wearing glasses at the gym>using the safety rails as a cup holderGod that faggot makes me MAD.
>>51551453>>51544145I am new here, is the joke that it doesn't matter?
>>51547592yep im thinking the league is ours la
>>51555666Nice digits pal
>>51535257Nobody at your gym is judging you, believe me.
>>51534932Sniffing fucking poppers than failing a dead lift and act like nothing happened.>chad status achieved
>>51551453Evidently you're the one that doesn't get it lmao
>>51535765>>>51535812Tattoos in general are fucking cringe--everyone and their mother (sometimes literally) have them. This guy's take it to a brand new level.
>>51547473>>51557280If you watch the video with sound he starts screaming and cursing because of the fail
I wonder if anyone has pictures of me like that, I am way more cringey
>>51535257I got caught under the bar benching once. Super embarrassing.
>>51535257Am I the only person who does calf raises in the Smith machine? I always do it since I figure less weight on my spine is better
>>51547805these sort of comments are cringe, plz kys
>>51535095fuck off to reddit faggot
>>51547536Based góndola evolution
>>51557889Do back excersises(good mornings, side bends, the works) which will yield you a stronger back, so that you don't need to use the Cringe machine anymore.
>>51534774There literally isn't one.
>>51541464Don't do this.
>>51556220I've always wondered which way you should face on Smith machines with angled travel.
>>51535665holy christ, I'm fucking dying
>>51557280That's ammonia, not "poppers" (alkyl nitrites)
>>51544251>you’re self>you are self
>>51542976Only if you're not from one of the southern states.
>>51535765is he a fucking pup?
>>51547536>Well, a kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision.
>>51557908the gif itself was cringe
>>51543851Retard that made this picture makes me more mad than the retard in the picture.
>>51539820you forgot keanu reeves and minecraft
>>51534764Kek'd and agreed
>>51543851None of those are funny
>>51554091What is wrong with wearing glasses? Works well for me.
>>51535840Why even flex when you look like this.
>>51534795It ain't>>51535095Fag back to kysddit monger>>51535477Fag>>51535722>OofStop your existence right now>>51539054It is>>51543851Kys
>>51534689I once saw some dyel manlet do hip thrusts on a chest fly machine
>>51547037will never understand the appeal for these shoes, everyone looks like shit 100% of the time, not even Chad can get away with wearing those
>>51534764Based. Fuck the people who spam this forced meme
>>51535840>tfw natty and look betterThanks for the who boost frens
>>51551453>>51557469>>51543851The joke is that there are multiple layers of irony in both the original pic and the reactions to it. None of you get the joke
>>51563332You deserved the quads for this post
>>51534764Unequivocally based and undeniably redpilled
>>51539895i don't get the hand egg
>>51564789That's basketball, what I don't get is talking guys
>>51539555'It's almost as if' is good shit, stupid.
>>51534764fuck off red tank top kid
>>51539895I dont get the bottom 3
>>51565895bottom is converse
>>51534764>be incline benching 30 dumbells (which took me months to achieve)>ripped roid guy tries to take 30's, during my sets>'you finished with these yeah'>have to jump off my bench and stop him >finish my set, find him "hey man im finished with the 30's if you need them'> 'nah ive done my warm up thanks anyway'
>>51566047you should have beat the living shit out of him until he was dead
>>51566047Whats it like being mogged this hard?
>>51534689What is supposed to be cringe about this at all? Just a dude starting to lift.
>>51565925Oh shit I see it now.
>>51534932mixed grip with straps and not one of you fgts said something? fuck off
>>51566047it's all about progress bro dont be ashamed. Everyone started some where faggot.
>>51534764fpbp, thanks kind anon
I tuck my shirt in at the gym
>>51547536>Born with fucked up body proportions>Probably going to die young because medical issues>chances are he struggles to lift properly because tiny spine>Still stronger than the average normie. Still has visible arm definition. Still partakes in lifting competitions.Absolutely based. Keep lifting Mike wazowski.
>>51566313agreed this should be discussed/mocked far more
>>51541648THISSomeone be based and redpilled.
>>51534795it is now.
>>51534764Cringier than OP's post somehow
>>51543851this explanation is more cringe than the actual photo
>>51535375still pretty good lift for dyel 15year old bod fag
>>51547053>paying enough attention to someone in the gym you know their entire routine down to reps and setsYeah that's pretty cringe man. Get some help.
>>51547592imagine being 47 and having access to Epstein's main fetus and adrenochrome baby DNA injections stash so you can lift like youre 32
>>51558689literally whichever way you want you fucking dumbass
>>51534764do a vocoaroooo
>>51547180where is the joke here?
>>51570355Your the joke hoe
>>51539895i am a brainlet pls explain
>>51536792I don't see a problem here, anon
>>51544185Does your brother also have an allergy to wifi? And does he wear a power balance bracelet? Sounds stupid enough to fall for that kind of shit.
>>51534932>straps + mixed gripalso why the fuck does this retard have painter's tape all over him?
>>51543851>everyone falling for this bait while thinking they're so clever for not falling for the original's baitCan we ban this is image? It's too strong for our newfriends.
>>51543335Literally nothing. It's an emperor's new clothes type of meme.
>>51547536honestly pretty basedjust comes in, lifts, leaves like nothinggives no fucks