To any lurking femanons who are here to lose weight, please consider switching your birth control method. I recently when from the pill to an iud and I've dropped about 15 lbs with no effort. I can't tell if either the pill increased it or the iud decreased it, but regardless it's been an amazing differenceInb4 >hurr durr roastie just don't eat Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying that for femanons who may not realize it, switching bc methods might mean you don't need to fight with your appetite
>>51155370This. Fuck off op nobody wants you're crusty holes
>>51155327Sharpie in pooper you get 1 game from my humble bundle of your choice.
>>51155327boobs or fake
>>51155327stop having sex
>>51155327The pill makes you hold more water. You haven’t lost any fat you fat cunt
>>51155404Imagine being a roastie and literally not be able to go without sex lmao, women are a joke, zero self control
>>51155327I dont even want to see tits, just GTFO
>>51155327I’ve gone off birth control completely. Same thing happened. Went from 127 to 110 in like 10 weeks. I’d say a good half of that was water weight. My workouts are better than ever and I actually feel better.I’m staying away from IUDs.l though. Everyone I know who’s used them for long periods of time has had trouble getting pregnant after stopping. Basicaly I’ve come to the conclusion that reproduction is a woman’s responsibility. always has been if you think about it, even the simple act of match making. With that being the case I think things like the pill give women a false sense of responsibility. Both personal responsibility and reproductive responsibility. Makes for confused and messed up people.
>>51155327>>51155370Not even going to roastiepostUnironically modern birth control medication was one of the worst things to happen to men and women in recent years.Fuckloads of hormones causing well documented health problems.And it still doesn't replace the condom.
>>51155327How is that waist to ass ratio even possible? Doesn't look shooped but she looks like a freak.
>>51155461>110Bro you need to bulk
>>51155479>Doesn't look shoopedNigga grow some eyes
>>51155327Or just don't be a slut and you won't need to take any birth control. Also I know you're actually a sad fat man who likes to spend his time larping as a girl on the internet for whatever fucked up reason
>>51155327>femanons>birth controlConfirming that even female incense are cum dumpsters. Take the celebatepill OP. It’s never too late to embrace the sacred path. t. WGTOW
>>51155530GO AWAY, MR GAY!
I've been considering an IUD actually, is it true that you have 1 period a year on it? That's almost worth the $1.3k alone.
>>51155518>>51155556Some women just take it cause it helps with periods. That being said if something affects your body enough to make periods less painful and stop you from getting pregnant then it probably isn't good for your body.
>>51155590>$1.3k for a fucking iudWhy are Americans so cucked lmao
>>51155556You know some take birth control to help with ovarian cysts and intense periods, right? Friend of mine in junior high had to start taking them because her rag lasted 3 weeks and she was in intense pain. She was still a virgin and once it got out she was on the BC, rumors spread about her being a slut.
>>51155327>>51155461post before and after
>>51155518By "don't be a slut" do you mean "Never have any sex whatsoever even in a monogamous relationship"?
>>51155590To be fair, that's without insurance and I'm not sure if my insurance covers it so I'm preparing for the higher amount. When I had ovarian cysts and went to the ER, the insurance didn't cover that either. It was $1.2k just to see what was wrong. To this day I'm only assuming it was a cyst from google research and powered through it for 2 weeks with the help of heating pads and, ibprophen and pot. I seriously wish I could move to a country with affordable healthcare.
>>51155605>>51155659I’ve heard of that but I don’t see the physical benefit of regulating your period at the cost of fucking up your hormones and emotional stability long-term. Ibuprofen should always be the first option if it’s intense pain and birth control should be the last resort. And I bet the number of women who are prescribed to use birth control for that reason is a minority compared to those who use is as plan b. I’ve taken them for an ex and regretted it. Indeed, I regret having sex at all
I use Nuvaring and haven’t noticed any change at all.
>>51155723Are you a retard? He means don’t do casual sex
>>51155461Based and pill-pilled
>>51155767Are you a retard? He said don't be a slut and you won't need birth control, but you can still get pregnant even through non casual sex.
>>51155767Are you a retard? You can be in a monogamous relationship and not want to get pregnant.
>>51155404Omg, have sex
You may not see it, but it happens. Doctors prescribing birth control to help girls out there and all. Everyone's periods are different, I myself only last 3 days with pain on the first day and thats it. My friend and other girls however may have it a lot worse or even be allergic to it. The pills help. I used to work for the YMCA and had to help console a 10 yr old who started for the first time. She was sobbing in pain, can't exactly give her pain meds without parents consent and she was scared. I wasn't allowed to explain much what was going on and can only just hold while she sobbed " Make it stop, I don't like this, I'm sorry. "
>>51155845>You can be in a monogamous relationship and not want to get pregnant.Yeah, if you're emotionally stunted.
>>51155878Meant to respond to >>51155741
>>51155891This is possibly the stupidest thing I've read so far today.
>>51155327How about you replace that IUD with an IED you worthless cunt.
>>51155590Depends on which one you get - I think that's true with the hormone-impregnated one.I've got the plain copper T, inserted after giving birth 6 months ago (also still breastfeeding), and my periods are a few days longer, and much heavier.Maybe my body hasn't normalised yet, though. But rather slightly heavier and longer periods than hormones, if you ask me.
>>51155896I'm actually an ottermode guy so I'm not sure what you're trying to get at here.
>>51155590>$1.3k for an iud>Americans accept this because “dr Goldberg needs his sheckels right?”Truly the land of the cucked
>>51155404>>51155420>implying you would ever turn down sex with someone you were attracted to if you had the option
keep the skinny chicks w/ booty pics coming, OPthese are god-tier so far>>51155327>>51155878
>>51155404>>51155420>>51155518I'm in a long term monogamous relationship. Initially I was put on BC for managing hormonal migraines>>51155411Calipers bf test said I went from 27% to 24%. Probably some of it is water weight, but regardless I look how I want to currently so it doesn't really matter
>>51155590>>51155964my gf has a copper iud and she says it's the best bc she's tried, and that actually although her periods are bloodier for the first couple days they're less painful and disruptive overall so i guess it just depends on the gril
>>51155964Good to know. Thanks for the info and congrats to you for your baby.
>>51155835>>51155845Retards galore. If you’re taking birth control in a “monogamous relationship”, you’re never gonna make it and your “boyfriends” are just using you as cum dumpsters. Enjoy your saggy tits, fat rolls and rotten ovaries in your early 30s kek
GO AWAY, MR GAY!
>>51156013Fuck off immoral roastie whore, sex is for reproduction not recreation
>>51156056Okay, so you've never had a gf then. Funnily enough sometimes you don't want to impregnate a girl right at the start of the relationship.
>>51155878That’s tragic. Guess I’m just lucky not to have that problem. It is unfortunate that they have to resolve one problem with another problem
>>51155530GO AWAY, MR GAY! IN THIS THREAD!
>>51156062yeah, and those grapes are definitely sour, you wouldn't want them anyway
>>51155590I paid nothing with insurance but they billed my insurance 4.6k all in. 3.2k for the iud the rest was the doctors visits and tests. I have the copper one which unfortunately is likely to increase my periods. A friend got mirena and she said she spotted for the first 6 months then had a period a year. She did say that the one period was unperdicted so that was fun yo deal with
>>51156072Then don't put your smelly hog into her slime hole.
>>51155891This is the kind of mentality that 3rd wave feminism gave us. Ruined females like >>51155930 need this to cope
My girl went off the pill recently and lost a bit of weight. She even had to sew her bikini down a size. Now she’s bugging me to teach her to work out so she can fill up lost curves with muscle. Any tips on a routine?
>>51156132SS + GOMAD
>>51156118Go join a monastery.
>>51156132Don't bother, she's on the way out. Don't cuck yourself into training her for your successor.
>>51156145Motherfucker, I’m not teaching the future mother of my kids olympic lifts. GOMAD might work tho
>>51156072>funnily enough>hurr durr sex is amazin Imagine medicating yourself and fucking up your hormones just to get humped on like a dog
>>51156147Go suck my penis (hairy).
>>51156001this, white skinny bitches thread
>>51156166>SS >olympic liftsu wot?
>>51156123>implying I'm femaleChildren are an expensive responsibility and we're not ready for that until we get a house. Until then, we are going to fuck as much as we like without worry.
>>51156147You should take your own advice anon. You and your loose hole need it more. Or kys, then the world will be a better place
>>51156169I never said that, genius. Nothing fucks with my hormones either way, there's no male pill yet. Also, there are non hormonal contraceptives. Also, even if you do want muh pure trad wife good luck convincing a girl to let you try to conceive the very first time you fuck her. Having sex is a part of being in a relationship and you don't always want that to result in babies.>>51156174Asking randos on a Taiwanese rock polishing forum is probably your best chance of getting the succ, desu.
>>51156202Lmao, you need Jesus Christ in your life
>>51156221I'm male. I know from your experience it's hard to imagine a male who has sex, but it's actually pretty common. If it weren't for contraception I'd have a bunch of bastards running around that I'd have to pay child support on.
>>51156202You might as well be. If you’re letting your gf take pills instead of using a condom so you can raw dog her, I feel sorry for her. You’re gonna have retarded kids so best to just aim for that house anon and not ruin a life with your genes
this forum is so funny some times. There's so many threads about how to get a gf or get laid, but so much hate to ladies who'd be willing to be in a relationship
>>51155590My gf has the mirena iud and she still gets her period.I think it's an individual thing.
>>51155327Fellow femanon here. Would you agree that Alex (Alphadestiny) is like, REALLY hot?
>>51156238>non hormonal contraceptivesAnon swallowing big pharma’s dick
>>51156335My country provides free condoms, I don't swallow shit.
>>51156238Men can be pretty annoying. Extremely annoying at times. But a man could never match the particular frequency of annoyance of a self-righteous female who thinks she's clever.
>>51156296First off>forumSecond off, women here are prizes to be won. Notches to add to a belt. No one wants an actual relationship here.
>>51156262Ever heard of a condom anon? Why let your poor gf take shit pills just so you can feel good? Why not practice your pull out game like a decent man?
>>51156296>so much hate>telling girls not to be sluts is hate >telling girls not to fuck up their hormones is hate Kek
>>51156351They both annoy me but women tend to annoy me a little more because they communicate and think just differently enough to sometimes be baffling. They're also more willing to escalate an argument because they have less of a fear of violence. I've never had a guy get in my personal space during an argument because guys know they might catch hands.>>51156363Condoms are a form of contraception, dumbass. Also I once impregnated a chick whilst using pull out so I don't fuck around with that any more. I never asked any gfs to take the pill, partly because at least a couple have gone fucking nuts on it.
shoo shoo larping trannies
>>51156351That’s misogynistic anon. Apologize to the ladies rn
>>51156296Go back to where you came from, you dumb boomer
>>51156299To add to this, if you're considering an iud and are aware of the side effects, I'd recommend at least trying it if your insurance covers it.Works for 5 years, sometimes eliminates periods altogether, and has an effectiveness comparable to getting your tubes tied.We've been having unprotected sex for more than a year and haven't had one pregnancy scare.
>>51155327Bc pills are a gift from god. You can cum in a girl endlessly while she bloatmaxxes into the perfect female form. Gonna get my future gf on it asap if I ever get one.
>>51156348>lives in a country with tax-payed condoms >his gf still uses pillsThere’s really nothing to beat having to use a woman to dump your cum in, amirite anon
>>51156452My gf doesn't use pills, I never said anything about that, you're pulling shit out of thin air.
>>51156445>Gift from godBut they're manmade retard
>>51156402>impregnates a “chick”>lesson learned: use condoms>Dad, why was I born? >Cuz I didn’t listen in sex Ed when I was in high school
Women are cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cuntsWomen are cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts.Women are cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cuntsWomen are cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts.
>>51155327Yeah estrogens cause you to store more fatAlso birth control pills cause you to be unable to pair bond Make sure copper iud, better investment (~$1000 for 12 years) and the hormonal ones are the same as taking the pill
>>51156013>I used the pill to manage migrainesFucking kek. Nobody is buying it roastie. You're on the pill because you're a slut.
>>51156510I listened, but sometimes you engage in risky behaviour despite knowing the risks. You'd know this if you had a sex life or any testosterone in your system.
>>51156481Are you sure? Have you checked her purse?
>>51156539>i have a sex life >and I’m also a teenage dad paying child support Kek anon you are golden
>>51155964It gets better over time, always will be a little longer and heavier though. Good news it doesn't mess with your hormones
>>51156544I'm single so I'm pretty certain I don't have a gf on the pill, yes.
>>51156556I'm not a teenager or a dad, and I don't pay child support.
>>51156560You’re gonna make it anon
>>51155461very based and redpilledpls be in london
>>51156574We’re all in denial, aren’t we anon
>>51156606Okay, if I am a dad I don't know of it and I 100% don't pay any child support. If that doesn't fit with your distorted incel worldview, feel free to disbelieve me.
>>51156013>calipersI was partially joking in my other post, but you really are a daft cunt
What a lot of yall anons don't realise is how painful periods can be
>>51156528The pill helps with a lot more stuff than birth control, but then again you wouldn't know and most girls get that you don't really want to
>>51155327>>51155878I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.>mfw thinking about you hurtingI just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London
Imagine having to tend to the filthy, slimy hole instead of getting to sling the hefty, formidable club.
>>51155978I can and have
>>51156723based and redpilled
>>51155327I'm not taking a birth control just to obtain a secondary effect, wouldn't be that much if I was obese and it's not worth for a few pounds. Iud is not great for fertility on a long run, it's not suggested for those who still want children in a future. Also, you probably lost weight because the pill gives you weight and you stopped it, and not because of the iud itself. I for now stick to gym and condoms tbqh, but thanks anon
>>51156635Oh shit anon. Did your chick get an abortion?>dad, why wasn’t I born?>I had to take a risk, kid. Pull out is just too good to pass up. Sorry Kek and I thought women were degenerates
Any ladies in here up for smelling my studly butt?
>>51155978Being attracted is a bullshit excuse for being used like a cumslut
>>51156688>>51156707Jesus the cope of these bitches. It’s like the abortion argument >um like you would so agree with us if it was RAPE or INCEST Fucking kys ladies. Take a razor and cut them up thighs proper
>>51155878>10yo>birth controlwhat the flying fuck is wrong to these people?
>roastie posting>100+ repliesfuck you we are all faggots
>>51156939>victim complex>Uses children to make a point>female logic at its finest
>>51155461based and tradwifepilled
>>51155327My boyfriend doesn't want me on birth control, can't really remember why he said but I think it was about the chemicals in it permanently altering your natural chemical makeup. Is there any actual science on this or is he spending too much time reading conspiracy theories ?
>>51156963Like the attention, don’t you you little whore
>>51156897She did, and trust me the kid wouldn't have turned out well being raised with her involved. Did you honestly not think men were degenerates? Again, testosterone is linked to greater risk taking and males are in general more prone to having risky sex than women. This is not only well documented but has been known by most societies to ever exist.
>>51155530GO AWAY MR. GAY
>>51156970Darling it’s your body so it’s your rules. Don’t let some alpha asshole dictate your decisions. Go and spread those legs wide open and flap your pussy until you become a legitimate IG thot that you’re born to be. Live and love!
>>51156983Justifying an abortion with “testosterones”. Anon... I respect your level of retard gains. But most of all, I admire the fact that you found a girl dumber than you to even go near your dicklet
if i dance like this will it get me a hot gf?
>>51157000What's your problem?
>>51156970Why won't you get informed yourself and ask your boyfriend for sources if really? The pill gives you hormones. They alter a status of your body in which -unless you have diseases- your hormones are ok themselves. This has some pros for those with for example POS but on a long run, again, it's damaging. Also has side effects on the short period, as getting you an altered behave (bipolar, depressed, nervous, fragile) because of hormones
>>51155530GO AWAY, MR. GAY!
>>51157029Your mouth isn’t on my dick. That’s my problem. Care to solve it?
>>51157023First off I don't need to justify anything to you, second the fact that testosterone increases risk taking behaviour isn't a justification but it is a contributing factor. Third, I've found a bunch of girls and the fact that one of them chose to have an abortion isn't that much of a reflection on me. Isn't it weird that for how amazingly enlightened and intelligent you claim to be I'm the one who has greater sexual success?Also, why put testosterone in scare quotes? Do you not believe in hormones or androgens or something?
>>51157051This gave me a good laugh
>>51155327Here's an idea, if it already hasn't been mentioned. Stop taking the pill entirely and save yourself for marriage. Stop playing the whore, because that's what you are in the eyes of God. That, and you're a baby killer. Skank.
>>51157064>I don’t need to justify anything>lists 3 reasons >gets a girl pregnant and aborts>sexual successKeep em coming anon and get your test boost
>>51157032Yeah kek I just got the hint it wasnt open for discussion with him.I'll do my own research further but thanks for summing it up simply.>>51157062Not really. Go get an insta thot to do that
>>511567237/10 this time buddeh
>>51155327No female would start a thread with a pic of an attractive female unless they’re a super butch lesbian, in which case you wouldn’t need birth control. OP is fake and gay.
>>51157064>father of the baby>not much of a reflection lolYou are one dumb piece of shit.
>>51157106>go get an Insta thotOOOOOHHH burn guurrlll. Nice comeback
>>51157099The three things were responses to your comment, not reasons. And yes, successfully getting laid and getting girls pregnant is sexual success. There's a difference between sexual success and reproductive success, and you don't need to bring children to term to be sexually successful. You just have to get laid.
>>51157125This guy is just a treasure trove my bro. Btw, the girl he got preggers got it aborted. Kek. Fucking retard legend
>>51157123This is based actually
>>51157125There is no baby and I wasn't present or involved in the abortion, so no it isn't much of a reflection on me.
>>51155461/fit/ does not deserve this level of wisdom and common sense.
>>51157169I love how you went from "Dumbass has to pay child support!" to "Dumbass didn't have a child!". Whatever the outcome of sex, incel tears galore.
>>51157158>dad, why wasn’t I born?>sexual success, gotta get that test boost
>>51155327Stop taking supplemental estrogen pills to truck your body into thinking it's pregnant.No shit you cant loose weight taking that shit, whores
>>51157196Either situation makes you a dumbass. Fucking a bunch of sluts also makes you a dumbass.
>>51157198Again, the child wouldn't have turned out well by her involvement. I don't feel any loyalty or attachment to a blastocyst anymore than I feel guilty everytime I cum outside of a pussy.>>51157225Yes yes, sour grapes and all that. I'd honestly wager that I'm smarter than you despite the fact that I can actually get my dick wet.
>>51157196If only your mom aborted you too anon
Moralfags gotta go
>>51155327FACT: this chick is married to a dorky asian. Incel /fit owned once again!https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsvdc61Hb99/
>>51157232>smarter>taking bait on 4chanThanks for the keks anon. Try not to kill another child when you’re horny
>>51157294He is a big cuck, but at the same time he fucks that ass daily
>>51157313>merely pretending>thinks a blastocyst is a childWhat a genius level master troll you are.
>>51157064>not having standards or self respect is sexual success. I bet you're uglier and weaker than me too brainlet.
>>51157294Hmm, she's Canadian and he's a Chinese national. Guessing they live in Vancouver and he's from a wealthy criminal family. Those corrupt motherfuckers make corrupt Western politicians look like pathetic amateurs.https://www.instagram.com/p/BydSkRpA299/
>>51157372Bet you have a small wee wee.
>>51157372I respect myself plenty and you can't say shit about my standards because you don't know what any of my partners are like. You can make assumptions about my appearance all you like, but from this thread it really doesn't sound like you find it as easy to get laid as I do. Take from that what you will.
>>5115538910 digibytes please, kind sir
>>51155327more important:STOP TAKING THE PILL AND PUTTING THE FUCKING HORMONES IN THE WATER SUPPLY!
>>51157981this.OP is a faggot
>>51155530>GO AWAY, MR GAY!
>>51155327you are just now figuring out a pill designed to trick your body into thinking it's pregnant, makes you gain weight or hungry?
>>51155530GO AWAY, MR. GAY
>>51155530GO AWAY, MR GAY
Who /diaphragm/ here?
>>51155495No thanks. Besides, I’m 5’2 and I like being lean and smooth. Lean and ripped is for guys. >>51155667No>>51157176>wisdom>common sense It really should be just the second one. That’s the thing though. It’s a trick. Women think taking the pill or using an IUD is reproductively responsible, because in a way it is. But it’s a trick because it means they kinda give up responsibility for their bodies in doing so, instead of being responsible for both. So they tend to be less responsible with their bodies over time because of it. It’s a shame.
>>51155530GO AWAY MR GAY
What is this thread even about
>>51155530Go away, Mr Gay
>>51155530Go away, Mr. Gay!
Go away, Mr. Gay!
>>51155327I've been on a low dose birth control pill and managed to lose 30lb so far with diet and exerciseDon't blame pills for your lack of self control
>>51158314Why are females so sfraid of posting body jfc. Every fucking time. Let's hear it, why not?
Funny... women are taking birth control so they can protect dudes from unwanted pregnancy to save THEIR $$ and let them have sex without condom for more pleasure and most of you just nag and complain. There is male birth control available but you hate using em anyways baka
>>51155327The pill fucks with you with so many ways. Ultimately can make you infertile. Stop using the pill.
>>51155463Can you post some sources pal, I wanna check the info so I can redpill someone
>>51155590My ex had the arm implant (Nexplanon I think) and never got a period. She didn't have a negative reaction so no period + no condom + bigger tits was a pretty sweet deal for both of us.
>>51156363Spoken like a guy who has never nutted inside a girl he loves. Unironically one of the best feelings I have ever felt, and I've done my fair share of drugs.
>>51159071she's lucky. one of my friends said her friend got an implant and after not seeing her for a year she gained so much weight she barely recognised her
>>51158776You see a good looking guy with a nice body on the Internet. You say “that’s not him” or “good for him, well done, you’re making it bruh”. And that’s it. Nothing else. You see a girl with a cute face and a nice body and you google image search to see if she has a Facebook page or an Instagram account or whatever. Besides. It’s just part of the natural differences between men and women. That’s why I don’t post my body. I’m Not looking for attention so no pics. Just looking to discuss because this topic is important to me.
>>51159141thissingle best moment of my last three years of life>left gf for a month to go abroad>we sexted p much every day but for the final five days we deliberately abstained so we'd be horny as all fuck>got home>got stoned as hell>had slow sensual sex with gf every which way for 45 minutes>she was super tight from being unused the whole time>ended it with her on her belly, finally letting loose and pounding into her>she came incredibly hard as i fucked her and once she stopped spasming she begged me to finish inside her>have an orgasm for what feels like 30 seconds straight>pull out, kiss her, watch my cum flowing out of her>start applying pressure to the root of her clit and just by making little circles she came really hard again within a minute as we kissedbest single hour, and best single minute, of my adult life
>>51159313Gave me a boner
>>51155327Are you trying to be funny bitch? My buddy lost his legs in Iraq from an IUD. Don't joke about that shit
>>51159313GO AWAY MR GAY
>>51156013>long term monogamous relationshipWhore why are you not married?
>>51156939I think you misunderstood. The 10 yr old wasn't on birth control. This conversation was about birth control being used for other reasons than just sex. As for the 10 yr old, girls hit puberty young, something they can't help and get on BC earlier to help.
>>51155590For me pretty much nothing changed, which was slightly disappointing. Still worth it through, no more stressing about pills and it's less hormones too.
>>51155530go away mr gay>also op ur a fag
>>51159225this is correct! >>51158670I think you missed the point. Why fight against an increased appetite if I don't have to? I was just a idiot and didn't realize that the pill could have that effect so I brought it up in case someone else also forgot about that
>>51158183yup yup. Sort of forgot about that lol figured I'd mention it in case another lady hadn't realized it as well
>>51155590these things are 300€ in Germany :D
>>51159071a friend of mine when absolutely insane with the implant. I'm not sure if her reaction was extreme, but it really, really fucked with her emotions. >>51159574I wasn't open to the idea when we got together but he's changed my mind over time. Pretty sure he's planning on popping the question this summer because he was asking about ring preferences.>>51159961fuck off lol mine cost 4.6k before insurance. yay murica
>>51159574>he fell for the marriage meme
>>51155590>>51159961well actually the device itself is 25€, putting it in is the rest.I really love how America works, it is truly so amazing to watch
>>51158079>if it was the doctor wouldn't have to...>wouldn't need to shove scissorsSuch a shitty argument. This person has appearently forgotten about chemical abortion. And the scissors bit just makes them seem like a lunatic, at least read the wikipedia article before writing something like that.
>>51159961Yup. I also hear you're also able to give birth for free too. I'm envious. One of the main things holding back from having children is the cost.
>>51159970>>51159961and I also feel sorry that you have to pay so much for that shite
>>51160001wait you have to pay to give birth in a hospital?thats just fucked up
>>51155530Go away, Mr Gay!
>>51159542Fun fact: trannies have a higher suicide rate than nigger slaves or jews in Auschwitz
>>51155461Anecdotal, but my wife had an iud after our second child for 5 years, then had it removed when we wanted another and she got pregnant in 2 months.
>>51160023That we do. Maternity leave doesn't have pay either so after you squat out the kid it's right back to work so you can pay those medical fees. Oh, but you also have to pay another thousand for decent childcare if you don't have family or friends that can watch them during work. Seriously, I wanted to have kids but as I'm getting older, it's just not financially a good idea until I work another 3 years and get a jib with a company that pays better and offers maternity pay.
>>51158909It's common sense biologybirth control down regulates a metric fuckton of female hormonesThese hormones are responsible for things like mood, emotional control, hunger, controlling your horny levels, sleep, etc.imagine as a dude, going through life with zero drive zero ambition zero anything. Your entire lifestyle is based off of this. Your friends are low energy like you. Your job is mundane. Your hobbies are simple. Then after 15 years of this, you wake up and something in your brain snaps, and you suddenly have incredible drive, passion, energy. You crave new foods you want to try new things. Your friends are now boring fucks who don't do anything. Your hobbies are lame and you strive for change.that's what birth control does to women. Google studies showing that women prefer beta male partners when on birth control compared to going after more dominant male partners when they're off it. These girls get pilled up as puberty starts and instead of learning to deal with how their body functions, they send their natural hormone cycles all out of whack until they finally find a guy to settle down with at 27. And then after a few months off the pill, they start to realize they've married some total faggot, they can't handle their constant mood swings, the stress of their brain having to process emotions for the first time in a decade is mentally breaking them down. It's fucking psychotic.Just look up a biochem video on all the things progesterone and estrogen help regulate in the female body (it's simply to follow, just ignore the molecular stuff and look at the big picture)
>>51158887Shockingly good point actually. Only downside for us is that it makes them fat and crazy, but most were that way to begin with.
>>51155891You're insane. I am almost entirely certain that you have never been in a relationship, let alone a long term one, based on this alone.You stay suffering due to your """morals""" while the rest of us enjoy life responsibly. Tool.
>>51160004it's a little better than it was. It was fully covered by insurance so I ended up paying next to nothing. >>51160023This is old now, from 2013, I think prepared with 2010 numbers. "The study found that among women and newborns with employer-provided Commercial health insurance, average totalcharges for care with vaginal and cesarean births were $32,093 and $51,125, respectively." http://transform.childbirthconnection.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Cost-of-Having-a-Baby-Executive-Summary.pdf
>>51155530GO AWAY MR GAY!
>>51160116Dude, I would happily be a stay at home mom if I could but it's just not possible right now. The cost is too much. My bf and I have just enough to live comfortably and as we're aging, we're leaning more toward just not having any. Bringing in a kid would just put all three of us in the poor house and I don't want that kind of life for my or any child.
I wish I'd have birth control related issues, unluckily it's the drug cocktail for my shitty heath in general. I am still trying to lose like 3 - 5 kg and it's slow as all fucks
>>51155327Letting women vote was a mistake
>>51155530“Only if you reply with” posters need to fucking hang
>>51160215You've made the right decision.
>>51160244Slow and steady, anon. You got this!
>>51155530go away mr gay!!!!
>>51156202just wear a condom and dont ruin your breeder retard
>>51155747Nuvaring sneaks the fuck up on you, google side effects and depression. People are fine and then all of a sudden it hits haaaard. Messing around with hormones is not a joke.
>>51159225based and waifu pilled, too bad you're a femlet
>>51155327Birth control is for whores.Fuck off.
>>51155327thanks, friend. I don't actually take pills but that's still a good advice.
>>51155590I have Mirena (hormonal IUD). Before I got it, I had heavy painful periods. After I got it, I spotted constantly for 3 months, then spotted randomly a few times a year after that. No actual periods in 4 years. I don't need birth control at the moment but will be getting it replaced anyway because fuck periods. I'm Australian and was a full time student when I got it put in. It cost me $40 plus a few bus fares.
>>51155389>>51156984>>51157851Ahhhh, the golden days. I miss them boyos, I miss them.
>>511554610.001% chance this isn't a guy
>>51155964>there are mommys on /fit/brehs...
>>51160215This is what is going to end the human race. Shit like this. Jesus Christ, if I wasnt so highly paid kids would be out of the question for me and my wife.God speed anonnete, please have children.
>>51161250I feel like it's just America like this. In other countries it seems more feasible. People wonder why women get abortions. You'd honestly have less of them if society cared about the child after it's born via making it adorable for the average person to have kids. Instead they just pretend to care while it's in the womb and after that, it's fucked. Once the baby is born everyone could care less about it's quality of life and thus grows up to be a criminal.
>>51155878I had something similar happen when I started. Very heavy and painful. Couldn't even function in school during that time of the month. A counselor talked to my mom and decided a low hormone pill would probably help me out, she was right.Some girls are just unlucky and get hellish periods, especially when it's just starting or right after they have had children. Some also have medical conditions that can make it excruciatingly painful. BC just helps them have a little normalcy.
>>51161364*affordableI see co-workers and friends struggling to pay bills for thier kids when they're sick, and struggling to find babysitters because daycare is too expensive. Both parents working long shifts and barely getting to raise their children.
>>51155964copper IUDs terminate fertilized eggs in the off chance a sperm survives to the point of fertilizationpls reconsider
>>51161397Don't masturbate. You're killing potential babies.
>>51156939Some girl's start to bleed early, some don't until they are 16/18. It's just the way it is. Everyone's puberty is a little bit different. For example, I got my tits last out of all my friends, had fuck all until I was 16. But I was the first one to start bleeding (12yro). Everyone else didn't start for another year or so.
>>51160085So how are your blacks and Hispanics able to multiply so quickly? Or do only whites and Asians have to pay to have kids? Kind of fucked up.
If all men wore condoms/used male birth control most chicks wouldn't even be taking birth control, but as soon as we ask them to wear a condom or swallow a pill >"AWWW IT DON FEEL GUD DOE" "I GET CRAMPYY"Even with condom on, chances of it breaking is COMMON and if we get pregnant all you guys have to do is disappear and we have to deal with the consequences. >tldrDon't let any dumb asses control your body and fuck yourself up
>>51161419Explain. Semen are the seeds that grows into a human being. An egg merely houses it as it grows. Every time you can you are killing potential humans. You should donate them at least, there are other people who want kids you murderer. Every sperm deserves a chance at life.
>>51156970>does taking steroids have long term consequences Almost always yes. That's all birth control pills are. As if altering your body's hormone balance through exogenous sources from the time you are sexually active (still in puberty for you roasties) isn't going to have any repercussions.
>>51161477You pay it over time or some people just let themselves stay in debt. Welfare helps but only if you are dirt poor. If you "make too much" you can't get shit.
>>51161364>the gop defunds planned parenthood and sex ed resulting in more kids and fewer abortions, especially in poor neighbourhoods (ethnics or retarded white trash)>then they defund education and social programs that could help the kids grow up properly and get a good life>they break up workers unions, give corporations overseas trade deals and don't raise the min wage with inflation so people have no option except turn to crime>now suddenly they have a huge population of poor criminal retards they can send off to be slaves in a private prison who funds them>and they have absolute shithole black neighbourhoods getting more and more crowded and more and more crime ridden, meaning they can racebait their retarded white trash base into voting for them >and as soon as they leave office they get a 2 day a week, 10mil a year job as a lobbyist at the prison company they were supposed to regulategenius, these guys have it down to a fine art
>>51155327Well dipshit, being on synthetic hormones "the pill" it tricks your body thinking it's pregnant hence the side effects of weight gain, you Cow
>>51161477The whole system top to bottom regardless of race shafts those who want to be upstanding citizens and net contributors, even legal immigrants. The only people really exempt from getting shafted are the super wealthy. The kinds of people who are fine living like shit so long as they can be state dependants and find money here or there for booze/weed/whatever are not de-incentivized. This kinda just creates a situation of multi generational dependants, especially when certain types of women figure out that having multiple "baby daddies" just means even more income without work and brings along loads of kids who are statistically much more likely to end up dependents,criminals or both.
>>51161544Glad I'm not the only one that noticed this.>Minorities are the poorest and have the most kids>Make abortion harder>Unwanted minority kids grow up to be criminals>"FUCKING NIGGERS AND SPICS MAKE UP MOST OF THE CRIMINAL POPULATION. THEY DESERVE TO ROT FOR RUINING THIS COUNTRY">Race war It's genius really.
>>51155404>Imagine flirting with a girl all night at the bar/club>things are going really well>start dancing together>she’s grinding on your benis>feelsgoodman.jpg>the end of the night comes>ask if she wants to go back to your place> “sorry anon I think you’re really sexy, but some anon told me not to have sex”Then again this is also implying that autists like you go out on the weekends.
>>51155327No need, not having sex outside of marriage.
>>51155461If this is a girl, which it's not, then based and redpilledBut it's not so
>>51155444Dub Dub TripsKeker approves of your thot patrolling.
>>51155327My girl did the same some years ago and it was like magic. Losing weight was the last thing tho, as she first recovered her natural hormonal balance, which was the main objective.
>>51156445>my future gf
I honestly don't know how any man could ever possibly trust a woman on birth control.
>>51155327God I want STPeach to sit on my face bros
>>51157294In all seriousness I cannot believe she got married to that face. Hope this is a big bait, and I feel bad for her parents if true.
>>51155384>prefers crusty manholes
>>51155461Wow you sound smart, pls b my gf
CAREFUL LADS, THERE'S FEMANONS IN HERETHEY'LL GIVE YOU COOTIESRUN NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR LIFE
>>51159313>we sexted p much every day but for the final five daysAnon, I...
>>51163298too late anon. You got the cooties
Same. I had the implanon in my arm and gained like crazy, couldn't lose weight until I had it removed, then it all dropped off.
>>51155327WHOOOOOOOOOOOO IS SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51163370Your future wife
>>51155327my girl went from nothing to an IUD and lost a shit ton of weight. very nice