/fph/ /f~h/ fat “people” hate thread.Based “Based people poster” posters edition Getting obligatory pic related out of the way
It doesn't work thatvwaybyoubfuxkingretars
Behold the new queen of /fit/
>>50808375>it’snot body pisitive if its bot fat centeredSo fuck every other disabled person fuck thin people the world must turn around the obese huh?
>>50808375Can't tell if she is being sarcastic
>>50807870can do but you might not see it till tomorrow at least, these things take time
>>50808381the way she dresses and presents herself screams severe mental illness or personality disorder to me
My face when there is more based people posts than an actual fat hate
>>50808854Physics, gravity and mass says that's the case yes.
>>50809153Well yeah if her clothes don't scream mental illness the fact that she seems to spend her entire waking existence trying to convince others that she is absolutely amazing should
>>50809463moreso that if you saw this person on the street and didn't know about the blogging there would be a lot of immediate red flags. obese people make healthy, sane people feel uneasy, but people who dress like this and do this shit with their hair/piercings are just letting us know to keep our distance. aposematism i guess
>>50808854Yeah!Fuck dyel skelly brosFuck people with anorexiaFuck skinny women with no curvesThey don't need to be positive about shit, fucking privileged shitlords
>>50809815>queering the activist bodyWhat does it even mean
>>50809707Fatties unironically think like this, it’s hilarious how envious they are of skinny people
>>50809904Wow, hello bigotry
>>50809966come to texas, viola, fat waitresses and waiters
>>50808381>flawless>lots of flawsso hypocritical
>>50809966when was the last time you saw a fat nfl qb they clearly only pick on that one criteria and not because fat people cant do the work and quit/get fired
>>50809330You can't beat"~"
>>50809990kek. If fats are so smart why did they get fat? Why can't they loose wait? Haha checkmate atheists.
>>50810793baste and truthpilled
>>50809990>>50810793being fat is proof of unintelligence, and obesity directly correlates with low iqi think part of it is women and black people
I dislike fat people.
>>50810793Why can’t fats define atheism?
Fatties actually believe this
>>50810284How would that be hypocritical?
>>50812308Elephants never forget.
From the newest episode of my 600 lb life
>>50808854>tfw illness has my max weight at 155 lbs>tfw that was only due to water bloating from prednisoneI guess having the breath capacity of less than one full lung is a privilege
>>50812777Which case? Is this the gut?
>>50812526I think this perception lies in the fact that women constantly have to talk about themselves. One of my co-workers has started going to the gym. She only goes 3x a week and post a pic every. single. time. to Facebook. Won't shut up about her diet and the random shit she cuts out of it. Meanwhile I go to the gym 5 days a week and do OMAD but when anyone ask about how I lost weight I just say I switched from regular soda to diet.
>>50812301That kid is going to be a great athlete one day, the intelligent look on his 4 year old face full of contempt for his weak mother just reeks of potential.
>>50808381What a fashion disaster
anybody got greentexts to post?not really a story but i live in wisconsin and fatty fats are everywhere and everything is about beer and burgers and cheese. wisconsin is exactly the way that europe pictures amerifat
>>50813822>tfw home gym master race drinking beer and coffee between setsI'd eat burgers and cheese but I'm vegan :(
>>50812777imagine licking that hahaha wouldnt that be weird hahaha
can somebody post the based minion cookies comics? i forgot to download them last time?
>>50814536>>50814550thanks m8, and i apologise for ending a non-question with a question mark like an autists idk how that happened
>>50808990>>50809030>>50809077>>50809088>>50809152>we're reaching new astonishing levels of meta meme here
>>50814607relax anon, everyone knows what you meant
>>50814536Love the virgin being crushed
>>50814550This one was too try hard, what with all the gigachads and other memes shoe horned in there
>>50814934Still better than the other one tbqh
>>50808381Imagine going blind while laughing, because fat.
>>50812232Can't they just wear a diaper?
>>50814934>>50815081time for a literature review:>both provide commentary on modern america right on the first panel, both the circumcision and mcdonald's lines are great jokes that got a laugh out of me>again both provide commentary, this time on the box. oh god what the fuck made me laugh though>here's where the memes start in comic 2. i feel like this isn't shoehorned in like you claim, there's a reason for the father and son to be chads, it leaves an impression for two of the main characters to be memes, with comic 1 we have no idea who the toddler is, it's rather forgettable. of course character development in a short comic strip isn't very easy to do but comic 2 did so without even trying by making it memes. and besides, chad is in comic 1 as well, the idea of having the dad cheering the kid on while also banging the chick from the author's previous work is rather funny. both kids are named chad jr as well so i feel as though we can't single out comic 2 for this>dr. now cameo and the chick chugging barrels of water>big jug>comic 1 actually had a thyroid panel>this is where comic 1 trips up and where i personally find comic 2 completely overtakes it. the red m&m panel in 1 completely throws off the flow, it left posters in it's original thread confused as to what it was depicting. this is a cardinal sin on comic making, and again the virgin meme is there so why fault comic 2 over it. meanwhile we have the m&m rapist>i do feel like making the doctormom a stock image rather lazy, points for character design>i like how comic 1 has the doctormom call herself a milf while chad jr is about to die and virgin gets swallowed whole>i like how comic 2 takes the "astonished gape" and turns it into the walmart fatty swallowing the minion cookies. really wraps the story up in a nice bowreaching character limit but final thoughts to follow
>>50815337>now this is where comic 1 ends. while comic 2's continuation of the story is questionable, i feel that it is executed rather well. i feel like the ragen chastain joke justifies the existence of the niggerwalk meme in the comic. the comic also takes it a step further by showing that the doctormom's encouraging of the fatty was intentional, which is a nice addition. also the m&m guy makes a return and i just find the facial expression of the m&m guy absolutely hilarious.in conclusion, i personally enjoyed comic 2 more. while you can argue the memes were hamfisted, i think they were justified well enough to warrant inclusion. i feel like it has more staying power than comic 1, and when that guy asked for the comics i thought of 2 first. it just adds more to the original text than 1. personally it's my favourite comic thus far.that's not to say comic 1 isn't a valuable addition to the /fph/ library, however. it continues the story from the author's earlier work and the original jokes hit harder. it is also a more faithful recreation of the original text.to conclude totally, don't bash comics posted here. these threads deserve as much oc as they can get and to diminish some home grown work is to damage fph
>>50815346based comic reviewer
>>50812777Man the new resident evil concept art is looking good!
>>50814536>>50814550And that woman’s name? Alberta Einstein.
>>50815214I think diapers only contain a polymer that absorbs water, not oils.
>>50809990>more accomplished>smartNigga, you can't put your fork down.
>>50812777This is a blue board
>>50814536>ingredients: oh god what the fuck
>>50813591Based wii fit and Zumba poster
>>50814607Apologizing for and explaining the typo is far more autistic than leaving it alone or just correcting it
>>50809966>fat waitersNo one wants to get their order at a restraunt and see that half of food already is gone
>>50814229What kind of douchebag ends an affirmative sentence with a questionmark? How do you live with yourself?
>>50809997>violaIt's voila you dumbass
>>50812308She should have said "I'm only reblogging this to bring the full weight on my community down on you."
>>50816399BITCH HOW YOU GONNNA GET FAT ON YOUR GATDAMN FOREHEAD??
She'c back and fatter than ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_ke7Xf5HN0
>>50816817do you have more fat people eating disgusting stuff?
>>50816873Hell yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7c2-2CFvJI
>>50816891really makes me lose my appetite, perfect
>>50816891Americans ruin everything. Fatty mukbang isn’t even the point
>>50816918does she eat all of it? I'm to scared to watch the whole thing.
>>50817054These fatties know they're worthless and have no chance of losing weight so they do this for feeders to make some money. Amberlynn does the thing where she lies to herself and everyone else saying she'll lose weight then barely tries and comes back all sad to get sympathy then five minutes later she'll eat a shit ton on camera for the fetish fucks
>>50817066nope, but the grunts and moans are enough to make me nauseos
>>50814536need r34 of the mom now please
>>50815081>>50815337>>50814550The levels of same fagging to defend your shitty comic is putting my sides into orbit
>>50817066she had about half and then proclaimed the rest is for dinnershe didn't actually eat an impressive amount, i think i could manage the amount she had if i pushed it
>>50812232I rarely ask but can someone tldr?
>>50816658Lurk more newfag
>>50816891>can’t decide what to eat so I order everything>that shortness of breath>literally gets tired from pointing out the foodThis isn’t even remotely fun to watch what the fuck. It’s sad
>>50817066Actually only like a third of each thing. It’s a normal amount for dinner if you’re an athelete
>>50817116Holy shit. Genius
>>50817198This chick is better because she seems to be a shitty person in general, same with Amberlynn Reid. Can't tell if she has mental issues or is trying too hard to seem like it for comedy. https://youtu.be/pn4o6CMw8Y8
Basedest post on Tumblr
>getting triggered because a nurse informs you
>>50817150boys with breasts are the way to go anyway desu
>>50816891I actually feel pretty sorry for her, her life was so fucked up >failed abortion - 1 of 8 abortions>both parents were heroin addicts>people who took care of her diedJust depressing honestly, she said once that she's always been living on borrowed time because she wasn't meant to live in the first place, actually so fucked up
>>50817223jesus christ.i was going to criticize this, but it just isn't worth my time.
>>50816399D-does her chin have a gut?
>>50817309To it’s a choice way of suicide?
>>50817373Accelerated evolution. She ate so much her body generated a second stomach to try to digest it all.
>>50817404probably, that's why Boogie said he got so fat
>>50817421I don't think it's a stomach, it's more like a cheek pouch
>>50809990Then aren't you doing them a favour by stay fat?
>>50817292>thin priviledge is not getting blamed for what's happening to youit is interesting to me how this creatura feels like they are getting "blamed", implies that they feel guilt, because nobody blamed them for anything.>kid steals candy from store>kid does not feel bad for stealing>kid gets caught and lectured by parents>kid feels bad for getting caught>kid blames parents for catching him for stealing because it makes them feel bad>kid explains that stealing is not something that they did, but something that happened to them, and that stealing itself is wrong, but getting caught is, and that it is their fault for catching them for doing something that happened to themyou would think fatties would have billion iq for mental gymnastics like this
>>50817223>seems to be a shitty person in general>can’t tell if mental issue or trying too hardIt’s because fats are shitty people in general. You don’t get super large without being lazy, selfish, greedy, and ignoring the obvious harm you are doing to yourself. She isn’t fat and a shitty person, she is a shitty person and fat because of it.
>>50816436>Fat person>Putting fork down
>>50817267>perspective>anything less than middle class existingIf I were playing that game at all, I wouldn't be here.
>>50817292>currently in the middle of this situationWhich brings us to the only case where HAES is valid: just because you are in this situation doesn't mean you suddenly can stop caring about your health. Realise that you're 60% lard and work to change that and get your health back. Everyone deserves to be healthy and everyone has a duty to be healthy.
>>50816696Somehow these goliaths made a direwolf look like a terrier
>>50815337>>50815346You forgot to mention the dobson cameo in comic 1. I enjoyed that since it's not a /fit/ mainstay
>>50813164fucking kek and accurate af
>>50817267proper Marxist based >to gulag fatties
fatties are the new commodity in freak culture and they want the spotlight. it's the only way they can get attention from the chad and stacies of the bourgeoisie
POST MORE FAT RAGE STORIES
>>50818942>so fat head looks like it’s going to pop off
>>50815337>>50815346Comic 1 author here. People in the other thread were also complaining that not animating the M&M panel really hurt the flow, and looking back at it, yeah, I really agree with them, it was a huge mistake not to animate it. I guess I just thought the virgin getting crushed was funnier than it actually was, but most people seemed to laugh at the animated panels a lot more.I've been thinking of doing a version 2.0 where I shift 1 or 2 things around so that I can animate the M&M panel and make things flow more smoothly, but I've been hesitant since most people have already saved the current version. What do you think?
>>50817306This is now a tomboy thread
>>50819050Do what you want, man. I’m a perfectionist so I’d do a 2.0. But you’re the one making OC and don’t need to answer to anyone. I wouldn’t let “people already saved the old one” stop you though.
>>50819070?? Fuck off
>>50817150Futa is the future
>>50812777Spoonfeed me the most infuriating episode of Season 7 anon. Something on the level of Ayuh muh legs, Assanti or this other fucker here>>50812301
>>50814229>>50814607>>50819147Okay, here it is, version 2.0 with animated M&M panel. I hope this improves the flow.
>>50817183Rant about shitting orange oil because fatty won't stop eating grease after taking medicine that reduces fat absorption by the intestines.
>>50819627Kek bretty güd
>>50812526Not to mention fatties idea of ‘exercise’ is walking. Or going to the gym means driving there and then meandering around inside for 40 minutes confused by the lat pull machine. >’exercise’ but never exerts to failure or actually vomiting. NEVER. GOING. TO. MAKE. IT.
>>50819945>never exerts to actually vomitinggod, I can't do this. Nausea is the worst goddamn feeling. I can exert to failure though.
>>50820110Top zoz But does she sing to failure?
>>50817054Mukbang is disgusting whether it’s stick-thin Asian insectoid girls or American hamplanet wymyn
>>50816817Kek. Like clockwork. She will be bellbound pretty soon
>>50820248Hamberlyn Feed, Daemonium de Americae
>>50820013Go do wind sprints until you can’t anymore. Vomiting can come on almost instantaneous towards the end. Not much time for nausea desu.
>>50817425He wasn't fat, just on a dirty bulk anon.
/ourgirl/ is bringing lifting belts into fashion!
>>50819789>nibba just playin dead spacebased
>>50819945Walking absolutely is exercise and can be your sole exercise for weight loss. If you're fucking fasting.I've gone through the weight loss process and the more I read about chronic fatties the more I realize that they just can't stop fucking eating.
>400lb+ coworker decides to give up candy for Lent, because he gets extremely religious for a month or so every time his Bible-thumper of a mother visits him>He's so used to eating sweets all day that his left hand moves unconsciously, all the time, to where his candy bowl once stood>He manages to keep his vow for the first 2 days, although with much grumbling>Day 3, a friday, he comes in with a huge box from the bakery across the street>2 dozen assorted donuts>All for himself>He takes some 90mins to kill the whole box, accompanied by cups upon cups of sickly sweet office coffee>An hour before lunch, he gets up, goes to the bakery, and returns with a paper bag that could fit Rich's head in it>A handful of eclairs is eaten until lunchtime>When I return, he's already eaten his lunch and is finishing off the surviving pastries>4pm, fatso sits up, wheezes his way to the bakery again, and comes back with yet another paper bag>This time, berliners, apple fritters, and more office coffee-flavored syrup are sacrificed in the Altar of Wilford Brimley>This goes on throughout the next 4 days>After a brief escalation to 4 daily visits to the bakery, this disgrace continues for another week>This fat bastard is probably spending well over 50 bucks a day in pastries at this point, what and how the actual fuck>Working is impossible due to the audible thrumming coming from the bakery's owner's dick>Dawn of the 4th week, no hope remains>Glucose Golem walks in with a bag of fun-sized chocolate bars, grabs his ol' trusty bowl from a drawer, and pours the whole bag in it>Unsurprisingly, his muscle memory returned with a vengeance>IT guy who was exasperatedly supporting him in this endeavor arrives, looks at him in disgust, and stalks his way into the Code Den looking pissed>Blubber looks ashamed for a moment, shrugs, swallows the mini-chocolate he had in his maw, and turns to his computer>This fat fuck won't ever be fired because HR are a bunch of whales themselves
>>50821126How do you eat 24 donuts in 90 minutes without immediately dying?3 in a single day is enough to make me feel sick
>>50821159I would say you need to train it. Behavior gets easier the more you repeat it. I would die after like 10 donuts
>>50809966why the fuck is she talking to a career advisor about being a fucking waitress lmao
>>50819070This is fph. Get back to your trap threads
>>50819190men have titties too you know
>>50821308tomboys are the only remotely attractive women
>>50821159As >>50821191, a good part of it is probably "training".It helps that the guy is 6'4" and has a really weird weight distribution. His arms and legs are relatively thin (still immense cylinders of lard, but smaller than you'd expect on someone that's steadily nearing 450lbs), but his gut is enormous and pours over his belt, stopping halfway through his thighs.
>>50821340They’re not. But ok
>>50819945Walking IS an exercise though, the thing with fatties is they walk at a snail pace for like 10 minutes and call it a day.
>>50820617She does need at the very least 9 inches when she's got 5 inches of fat in the way of her pussy.
>>50817086well I mean this is a blue board so I can't do anything actually explicit but I aim to please
>>50821501Just keep in note that this applies to fatties, a fit person won't gain anything from walking as an exercise. Someone over 200lbs will definitely lose some weight.
>>50821126I thought you wrote 2 dozens of assorted nuts and wondered why that would be that much of a problem.I wish I had just stopped reading, desu.
>>50821529>blue board>implying it matters
>>50821126This is gold ragetext. But please PLEASE tell me you are exaggerating. There’s no way someone could eat 24 donuts in a sitting and go for more.In the alternative, post a picture.
>>50821159Clearly someone isn’t bulking right.Stay smol kiddo
>>50821529Top kek.You’re a decent artist anon. Just post it on a NSFW board and cross link.
>>50819070FUCK>Mom's fatshe would look like this if she wasn't fat.
>>50821340I like tomboys a lot, but you're just gay at this point. It's just a fetish, my g.
>>50808980she is legit, look her up
>>50808375>PhD They really do just give those out now don't they
>>50809966What fucking point is she trying to make? I see fat waiters/ waitresses Everytime I go out to eat. TF?
What it actually looks like>Man>Stops putting creamer in his coffee because it's empty calories >Goes to the gym and lifts weights because it makes him feel invigorated >Has an active job that requires him to take care of his body >Loses a reasonable 3 pounds for the week >Woman >Went to the gym and peddled a stationary bike at 1 resistance for an hour, spending most of that time talking to her friend on the other bike>Didn't lift weights >Cut out all carbs instead of just simple carbs, energy is too low to train effectively >Gave up wine but still refuses to address her dependency on it, therefore never changes her behavior>Caught a stomach bug >Gains a pound because she binged on wine and snacks after two days of ketosis >But it's okay because she wrote about loving herself the way she is on her blog
>>50817086its time that just go go from big hero 6
>>50822071Could have just posted the image
>>50822111Thank you, tripman.
>>50822150I make sure I can spot my alternative style girls
>>50809815>history of overlap between fat and queer movementsColor me suprised dipshit.
>>50816669Somebody shoop TLC to say THICC, I'm too lazy and also a phoneposter
>>50816696>filenameYeah, no shit
>>50816658>voilaIt's voilà, you mentally deficient buttnugget
>>50822665and wala, here come the pseuds
>>50814536>get your child circumcisedHOLY FUUUUUCK I laughed hard
>>50821792>tell me you are exaggeratingI wish. I spent a decent part of my childhood and adolescence around garbage and sewers due to dad's job as a sanitation engineer (no, not a garbage man, an actual engineer); before I hit puberty, I was used to having my senses assaulted by hills of rotten food, feces of all kinds, mountains of half-filled soda cans fermenting under the sun, swarms of flies, and the decomposing corpses of animals. It was disgusting, and yet I cannot recall a single moment during that decade of hanging around recycling centers, landfills, and straight out garbage dumps that revolts me more than that hour and a half.
>>50822691He's right, though. Accents aren't just cosmetic, they change the property of the letters completely.
>>50822731Where do you think you are
>>50822586science proven right once again
>>50821126Any way you can get a picture of this human bean? Pic + greentext is gonna be a great anti-fat redpilled.
>>50820110OK maybe singing isn't cardio, but it's great for building lung capacity and jaw endurance for eating that sweet sweet (freshly shaved and showered) puss.t. ten years trained opera singer
>>50821126Probably heavily exaggerated but reading made me want to vomit and now that I'm done I decided to start a 3 day fast because food now disgusts me. Well done.
>>50822713does he chew loudly and obnoxiously
>>50822731Not on the 'a' they don'tT. French
>>50822586>here is a bunch of other things science was right about too
>>50820505I made this, the /fit/ ideals thread didn’t really like it
>>50820617Ooh, an ugly fat “girl” with a bad outlook on life and two small differently sized titties. sign me up
>>50816891>I'm forever out of breath>this is just my natural state of beingfucking hell she knows she's dying, this is sad to watch
>>50815337>>50815346Good stuff, /fitlit/
>>50822586there's nothing wrong with eugenics and people with hereditary genetic disorders shouldn't pass them on
>>50820617How do I get to this level of delusion?
Not a very unique story but this happened today at work>casual company event day>pizza is going to be ordered for lunch>the organiser asks if there are any dietary requirements>gluttonous fatty says "don't order any for me, I'm on a low carb diet">pizza arrives>fatty grabs about a whole pizza's worth of slices>I mock "so much for a low carb diet">he says "it's fine, I just wont eat again until this evening"his logic is so fuckedwhat, he won't eat another meal after lunch until dinner and that's a diet? fuck him
>>50823142>I just won’t eat until this evening Holy fuck that’s good. Ultimate fatlogic
>>50821126>24 doughnuts and tons of coffeeHOW did he not keep over that day?
>>50823142Delusional fatties. Same fatties that cry afterwards about how diets fail and how they “tried SO hard” and still didn’t lose weight. God I hate fat people
>>50822811>>50821792Sorry Anons, but you'll have to take my word for it. I've been caught trying to make /fph/ OC a few times, and if I get caught again I'll get an ass reaming from HR.>>50822930Not loud, but he chews with a speed that puts a woodchipper to shame. All I can hear is a fast paced series of low squishing sounds.>>50823408See >>50821362
>>50823508>I've been caught trying to make /fph/ OC a few times, and if I get caught again I'll get an ass reaming from HR.How were you caught?
>>50823654you can see the guy in the black t shirt actually wince.I work in physical therapy, one of my rotations was at a skilled nursing facility. I'm really pretty good about dealing with smells for whatever reason but there was this one patient who I had to assist holding up so the nurse could clean his infected wound and that shit got to me. Diabetic ulcers are fucking gross.
>>50816145Bacon is better for you than apples
>>50823765t. fat nigga
>>50823654what would happen if you sliced off some of that rotten flesh? would it even bleed?
>>50823842Fatty tissue needs a huge blood supply so yes. I'd imagine you could shave off some layers and get no blood though.
>>50823142>I just won't eat again until this evening
>>50823842>>50823855I ve heard there s one mile of blood vessels per pound of bodyfat.
>>50823730The floor has an open plan, and desks are placed in pairs in front of each other. If you sat on my chair and looked forward, you'd see:>My monitor>The back of his monitor>His fat fucking face towering over the monitor>If it weren't for him, I'd see the back of the guy sitting on the desk pair in front of me, and so onThere's basically no angle to take a decent pic without someone seeing me. From my desk, I can only gets bits and pieces. So, I have to either stand and point my phone directly at his face/torso, slide a few feet sideways to get a partial profile, or stand up between workstation pairs, all of which attract attention. The only "safe" way is waiting for someone behind him to leave, getting up, sitting at their desk, and taking the pic, which can still get some eyes on me since I'm now known as the asshole who bullies fat people (even though I'm still a chubby fuck on the road to making it).Lost OC, all at his work desk:>Eating a large pizza and bottle of Dr. Pepper for lunch>Desk covered in fritos and funyuns bags at the end of a workday>Water bottle left overnight on his desk was swarmed by ants the next morning>Watching cartoons on YouTube while demolishing a Popeye's family meal
>>50824223Absolutely disgusting. It should be criminal to forbid the shaming of fat fucks.
https://mirrorbot.ga/mirrors/az4lte/YOU HAVE NO DECENCY
>>50821529PLEASE HAVE THIS QT GET THE DICK FROM FAT MEN
>>50820704I would argue with her, but she doesn't have too long left, and I'd rather not waste my time convincing her to earn longevity.
Based Chris Hansen BTFO’s a fatfuck pedo. Thank goodness he is back, lads.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SIKypcyuzEI
>>50822586>"Science also supported sterilization of disabled people."Unironically would sterilize my local tard given the opportunity.
>>50812526My record in weight loss was about 20 lbs in one week. (~60 kg -> 49,9 kg)To be fair, I nearly died that week because I couldn't drink or eat while throwing up untill it got brown and sleeping ~20 hours per day.I ended up with serious dehydration and skelly as fuck with my body starting to shut down.
>>50809815first they wanted to make feminism into communism, now they want gay rights to be about fatties. fuck this gay earth
>>50816882>throw a mannaquin off a balcony>smash a plate>make a cartoon knife cutting somone in the face>look another mannequin>now some guys in a truckthere is nothing in this video that is comprehendable
>>50822586I mean she is more or less correct, although sterilizing someone who got his disability due to enviromental factors or an injurie isn't realy helpung much.
>>50823765most bacon has nitrites and nitrates which absolutely cause cancer
>>50812777checked and anyone got clips?
>>50824602Ascorbic acid offsets carcinogenic effects of sodium nitrite.
>>50817150but thats what I want to be
>>50812301This is Penny's episode isn't it
>>50809807>tfw not fat but still have gout :'^(
>>50813351More like "A monster mashed potatoes, please"
>>50824723I have heard that fapping more helpswho needs an excuse though
>>50824223FYI there are apps that will take pics while something else is on your screen. You can just walk by pretending you’re on a call or whatever.
>>50814207Wow you couldn’t be more wrong
>>50823654>"Just a taste, James" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need out breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.
>>50824374oh thank you for this i didnt know our boy was back at it. good to see him getting this fatfucks
>>50824620What level spell is this?
>>50816891I genuinely cried watching this video. YouTube is fucking poisonous. These people need help. She has the saddest eyes.
>>50825275Lvl 9 meat wizard
>>50823116be a female and no one will ever question your views to your face
>>50821126>Working is impossible due to the audible thrumming coming from the bakery's owner's dick
>>50820944I feel bad for this nog, hes only with her so he doesnt get deported back to some african scumpit, all he does is work and play dead space
>>50821810>>50824355sorry this took so long, rl stuff got in the way.https://imgur.com/a/uXfTE9NHave a re-do of the SFW pic with tweaked proportions as a consolation
>>50825060I keep seeing this shit posted. Been coming here for four years and never got it. Can someone please explain?
>>50825655stupid pastai just skip when i read "just a taste"
>>50825655>been coming here for four yearslurk moar faggot
>>50825599Checked and nice work!
>>50824471how did you sleep so much?
>>50825694Yeah but pasta from what? Is it a reference to something?
>>50821126>24 donuts in 90 minutesJust how? I can't even eat two in one sitting without feeling sick
Does anyone have the comic showing a man and a woman trying to lose weight, where the man is slowly about to but the woman goes full HAES?
>>50825941You sound like a little bitch
>>50825968What? I need this
>>50808236based people poster
>>50821159Used to eat about a dozen in much less time when I was a skinny fuck on the HS swimteam. I imagine it should be no problem for a high level lard golem
>>50822586So you're saying science is 4 for 4.
>>50823654Reminder that your job can always be worse.
>>50825910>Is it a reference to something?Yes.
>>50821943I see this all the time, but is that really what the second guy says??? I can't make the words match his mouth movements in my head.
>>50825941Only 2? What's wrong with you? Are you like 100lbs?Or is the taste off-putting for you?
>>50820617BLT big left titty
>>50809990Fascinating. notice how similar it it to the social justice theory about rape, that it is about power and dominance.For them, there can be no other motive. They are obsessed with it.
>>50826048Last time this got asked I was told everything is real except for the sign and its from Girls
>>50814207based not understanding people posting poster
I don't even own a scale. Last time I used one was like 7 years ago
>>50822895Exactly what I was thinking.