Mire threadPost your personal favorite mire>Be me>Walk-in down the road with my friend>2 girls see me>One of them keep staring at me while walking>She almost breaking her neck to look at me>Friend tells me how she's looking at me>Look around >She,unaware of her surrounding crossing road with her friend>She almost got hit by a drunk driver because she wasn't paying attention to the road >Felt mired and scared at the same timePost your extreme / best /god teir mire
>Been talking to a girl I met online for the past month. >finally decide to video chat with each other.First thing out of her mouth is “Holy shit. I did not expect you to be so muscular”
>>50794675Happened today>I dont get what the girls dont see in anon hes really good looking, if I were a girl I'd fuck youdoes this count fellas
>>50794675Why do pajeets keep posting this ugly ass bitch as a barometer of attractiveness? Surgergy’d bitch is subhuman and still looks like a rat
>posting on /r9gay/>post dick with abs in shot>"nice cut abs anon. gross cut dick"Meh
>in line for ID check outside dive bar>Fat red guard bouncer looks at I'd>Looks at me>ID>Me>Now ID>Now me>"Ayy dawg... Ya lost sum weight"Give him a thanks you too and head inside
I hooked up with one of those leftist women that secretly want to get pounded and degraded by men a few weeks back. It was at a party my friend wanted me to go to, there’s this app for anonymous people in my city and a bunch of them met up(friend has it,dragged me) I sat by myself-ish and after eyefucking me for an hour she came over and we chatted all night, walked with her for like 30 minutes until we were at her busstop conveniently 5 minutes from my apartment, asked her if she wanted to just crash on my couch because it was 4am, fastest yes of my life, had basically nonstop sex for 24 hours then drove her home. When she got out of my car her friend was there and I could hear her say wow he’s really fucking hot when they walked off (and she was red as a beet after when she waved again)We kept seeing each other for 5 months or so, and she’d fondle my muscles when she thought I was sleeping. If she wasn’t a leftist I’d probably marry her, had the body of Ygritte in game of thrones with slightly more meat on bod and rounder ass/tits and the face remeniscent Dakota Skye
>>50795153>thanks you tooI fucking hate that I do this anytime someone compliments meHappy birthday -you too
MD caught me in the parking lot at work. She said I look like I've lost 30 pounds. I said I have.
>>50795561x fucking D manX D is there a problem :3?
>>50795534>blackNone of these things ever happened. They just think their cuck boyfriends would get turned on by watching their women fuck fat niggers
>>50795598See what I mean guize? stay jelly billy boyo XD.
>>50795534Nice cope faggot
>>50795639gotta save ur ego somehow huh timmy? Hey man, atleast spare the good kids on ur next killing spree. Ya know, the ones that didn't pick on u X D.
>>50795534Post body pls
>>50795315>had the body of Ygritte in game of thrones N1 mateyou could try to make her change teams
>>50794675>le epic mires :D>never converts on it, ever, making you more worthless and autistic than a neckbeard NEET absolute state of r/fit
>>50795534Claims to be black>>50795627>stay jelly billy boyo XDNot a single self-respecting nigger would ever write that in his entire lifetimeYou are literally worse than a nigger, gj
I don't know if it counts if you're>kek grill fukn thot kill itBut compliments from girls you don't know are actually pretty nice.
>>50795716lul y ru mad? get glad billy boyo. Jesus would never want to c u sad :c
>>50795315Women will spontaneously shift their views to align with yours when you’re with them if they’re actually into you. You’re a dumbass for giving it up because she’s a “leftist”
>>50795674Here's the bick. Tell me u love me and would never hurt me for the frunt.
>>50795716>actively avoids blacks>claims to know their behavior intimately>"you don't sound like the caricature in my mind!"Incredible lack of self-awareness. I'm impressed.
>>50795846Dont take him srs man. One day he'll realise why he's so miserable.
Cmon thought this was a mire thread guize. Lets not get derailed with le ebin racism.
>>50795833LMAO this HAS to be bait, imagine being a manlet with that kind of frame holy shit
>>50795944Im 6'3 bb. I Cutt of my legs cuz i was flooded in those sweatpants.
>>50795944Im actually triggered that ud even accuse me of being a fucking manlet. Eww
>>50795833>manlet>poverty hairGo to the barber nigga
>>50795008Ikr, Bipasha and Rani are way better.
>>50795997>im 6'3>implying ur girl doesn't want a nice soft plumb of puff to grab on while I'm eating dat box like some some fye ass shrimp tempura.
>>50795698>...converts on it...Predator.
>>50794675> last week> hanging out with some friends of gf for the first time.> girl suddenly says "holy shit u have to much muscles can u flex ur bicep pls." > do it> "whew holy shit"> later we're sitting at a bar, she points at my tricep "holy shit man thats fucking impressive"few weeks ago> another time hanging out with another group of friends, doing drinking game> have to take off shirt> girl asks to flex back> ok> she high fives my gfmonth ago or so on holiday> fixing some problems with car on parking lot along road> no shirt coz desert and hot af> standing next to car for a min taking a break> car passes by, girl screams from window "whoo you never have to put on a shirt!!" > they speed off
>>50794675>be me>lift for 8 months>be depressed all the time and walk around with a long face>get buzzcut>now looking like a guy that will rob you >people start getting out of my way in the train and shitnice
>>50796233u makin' it my man!
>>50795833Damn thick, your probably 6' but since black dudes got short torsos people are gonna say you're a manlet.
>>50794675I get mires so regularly nowadays that I don't really think twice about them anymore. Still feels epic just not as unique.Couple from mates yesterday:>wow anon you're looking beefy>anon is just a tall beefy dude>coorrr anon look at that backJust get lots of small comments about my physique but very regularly, it's pretty nice. No huge stories to go with them, just offhand comments
>Black MMA training partner and roommate until recently>Nice apt shit neighborhood around more blacks than ever, and I grew up in the woods surrounded by country went to a private school>Buy alcohol and get carded...me card me card me>giggles "oh I don't know anon you're eyes don't look very hazel to me...kind of grey. Leans on the counter to show cleavage>Goddamnit "yea I just put hazel cause it's simpler". >People behind me getting pissed>Look I got to get going>Ok hope to see you soon honeyAnother coming up.
>>50796541Hang around him and his gf off and on for about a week. Weekend comes up going on a date.Roommate's girlfriend>Hey anon where are you going>Got a date>With who?>CandaceShe turns to roommate >Anon...call me candace the rest of the nightO.o...look at roomate, hangs his head shaking itAlso they have a weird obsession with white people hair>Oh my god how did you get your hair so soft?>...I'm white?Cue giggling rubbing on me which not interested in herpes so made extremely uncomfortable. Thank god I got out of that hell hole.
>>50795833damn nigga you cucked the whole thread. mirin
>>50795534>>50795581>>50795627>>50795740>>50795833Go back to /o/, Alphonse
>>50796762I wish. I have a criminal record.>>50796807X D
>>50795534The only part of this I believe is that you're a nigger
>>50795534are yu on nofap by any chance?
>>50796869Lmao. Imagine telling a girl you're MGTOW or Altright XDI got my own on thing going on. Pretty much a chest/shoulders/traps then back bis abs workout. U should cut down first. Get really lean to the point that you look anorexic and people are looking at u like wtf, I thought u were hitting the gym? Then bulk over like 2 or 3 years to a solid 220+ lbs. Really slowly though. Make sure you're progressing, and readjusting your workload accordingly. Don't try to hit the same weight 3 weeks in a row and fail. Either up the kcals (if ur bodyweight stalls alongside ur work capacity), or deload. (the latter being the more effective means of progressive overload. You can go a lot heavier on side lateral raises then u think. I can do strict sets with 60lbs each hand. Make side delts/traps and abs a main focus, and keep your row progression nice and steady (so as not to incur any injuries). You only get one back man. gl
>>50796944nope. I beat my dick and pump up for maximum gains. All of my cock pics are post pump with a cock ring blurred out. :p. Naturally 7.2 inches length and 5.1 inches girth. with the combo I get to 8.4 inches and a super thick 6.4 in girth. These hoes want the experience XD.
>>50795008That's not the same girl, is it?
>>50795534Based affirmative action
>>50796991How do you get so much girth with a fucking ring
>>50796968>>50797014Damn. Who hurt you...?
>>50796969Thanx will keep in mind. My limbs are comin along my just need a stronger core to back it so i better move on from planks
>>50797035I use a hang pump with a sic gauge. Never go above 5hg and I usually go for 20mins every day. he first few days you won't notice much but as you continue to pump the gains last for longer and longer and eventually you'll get permanent gains that stick.
>>50797014Ya thats what ur sis is doing
>>50795833mirin my dude, whats your schedule like
>>50797063yeah man. Ab work isn't stressed enough on this forum. Most of these geeks think deadlifts (which are unironically the most dangerously unnecessary movement for a purely aesthetically driven physique) are enough for good abs. Ditch the deads for DB romanians, keep the squats, throw in some intense ab work with progressive overload and ur golden.
>>50795534>>girl writes me her number @ work and slides it into my ass)hmm
>>50797123I was hoping someone would catch that X D. My back pocket to be more specfic lol. That was a little 16 year old white girl. Skinny little thing. Blew her back out :p. (not illegal in my state btw)
>>50797144black people are not human. you will face the rope one day soon, monkey. enjoy your freedom while it lasts
>>50797070Jesus. You're giving me hope, I have a piddly 7x4.5 dick. What model pump do you use, or will any brandless chinkshit do?
>>50797119Cool thanx bro good to see another non white non uncle tom making it here
>>50797180anything with a gauge man. I like the manual hand pumps cuz they seem a lot more dependable then the electronic ones. I was 50/50 on the bathmate but I read a lot that it gives squishy boners, plus the idea of having to take 20 mins in the shower was really offputting.>>50797169thanks for the heads up.
>>50797199Yeah man, np.
>>50797211The rubber seals that come with these often break soon because of their low quality while the pumps themselves keep working. Can it be used successfully without the seal or have you lucked out with the seal?
>>50797330I think those are irish, or russian genetics. I tend to see a lot of that gaunt hollowed out look in those people. Looks kinda hot in some chicks though. like that twilight chick.
>>50797355i started out too big for the seal so I carved mine out a little bit. Works fine.
>>50796835>I have a criminal recordYou already told us you were black, mate. You're starting to repeat yourself.
based nigger in this thread. keep on triggering the white boiz
>>50794857that had to feel good breh
>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken>pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my food>"you look like you could be one a dem hollister models">t-thanks you too>drive home feeling good about myself>get home, open bag>stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken
>>50798040repost with same imagefag
>>50798052Lurk moar newfag
>>50794857Where did you meet from? Vidya?
>>50798040kek. I got the holister model comment from my cousin once, who I unironically had sex with when I was 8. Too bad she's a crackwhore with aids now. :/
>>50797485>>50797361>>50797144>>50797077>>50797070>>50797045>>50797035>>50796991>>50796869>>50796799>>50796691>>50796419>>50796395>>50796342>>50796040>>50795893>>50795846>>50795650>>50795534NIDF in full force tonight
>>50795802This. Women adapt to whatever masculine leader is in their life. In this case leftists are bred by the government. If you're alpha enough she will adapt to your views. You goofed bro.
>>50795153Do you say this every time the thread comes up? I remember you saying this a year ago
>>50798136>taking obvious bait
>>50794675The gym receptionist said hi to me today, but she said it like hiiiiiiiiishe was smiling too, she smiled at me twicei strutted all the way to the changing room haha
>>50794675If it doesn’t end in you fucking a thot it’s not a god tier mire
>>50795101>gross cut dickBased Jew Dick Haters
so many stormfags in this thread
>>50798314Whats the NIDF
>>50798793Nigger Internet Defence Force
>>50798052leave mcchicken mire poster alone
>>50798401Do you read every single post in every single mire thread?Heaven forbid one repeat a yearI don't see you sperging out about mcdoubles guy
>Staying a female friend's place with another female friend>When I wake up and we all start chit chatting, I do that stretch/yawn/flex thing you do when you're trying to wake up. >They stop talking and just look at me/my arms>Don't remember verbatim but one just says something along the lines of "wew ur big">Same friend kept looking at my abs when I laughed and my midsection tensed from the laughs>tfw kissless virgin
>>50799063Uhh you slept with girls and didn't get laid bro lol
>>50799063How do you even get to that point? Is ur dick soft the entire time? Don't you ever think just to instinctually bump ur hard cock against a chick? Just like, pretending ur asleep, and rub ur boner against her just to see how she responds? Like wtf dude? If I was you I'd start massaging one of the chicks, or do the aforementioned dick rub. Ur actually gay for that story.
>>50798965It's been in a bunch in the past year you posted it and mcdoubles man is a dork too
>>50799358he never said he slept in the same same bed as them
>>50799358>>50799245I don't want to fuck either them m8s. Also I was on the couch.
>>50799629Why would you stay at a girl's place only to sleep on a couch? Why not sleep at your own place? Please explain this.
>>50799629>confirmed for low testcmon dude. Were they fat? That's literally the only excuse brudduh.
Hey polturd, get the fuck off this board.
>>50799719let him do his thing. Let work him burn the steam off lol. Poor guy.
>>50799692he should have done it when he was 17 baka senpai he'd be free by now
>>50795534post body and face
So where are the articles where a white guy kills his girl? Come now
>>50799755Yeah, buddy. I got a nice job. I'd like to keep it that way.>>50799756They don't exist. White people have never done anything wrong ever. Not even once.
>>50799776Guy sorta looks like tiger woods.Unironically has a white wife too. X D
>>50794675>prostitute liked my body pic on instat-thanks
>>50799790This chick looks like the european version of this mixed chick I know. Total freak. Only dates white guys though.
>>50799825Oh cmon, man. She probably did it to herself. XD
>>50799838Tsk tsk..This guy is practically his panic. This is a black thread Anon. Don't be disingenuous now.
>>50796799What are your lifts?
>>50799814the fuck did he do to her? acid attack? she's looks ruined, goddamn
>>50799871Does it matter? One day all races but the white race will die and humanity will be better for it.
>>50799877225x20 binch225x10 pendally row0 deadlift0 squat 135x25 ohp. 185x5 ohp100lb db chinups for 12 repsbodyweight was 213 with tons of crystal creatine monohydration. shit was tite.
>>50799888cool story, thanks for the bump ^
>at the grocery store>go to get a cart>older lady struggling to separate the carts that were shoved together>pull one apart for her>"Oh thank you so much dear">"No problem ma'am">get my cart>turn around>two pretty girls right behind me smiling super big at mefelt nice
>>50799941lol u should've said, "If you keep giving me that look I might explode," in a sexy confident voice. Bite your lips like you're getting hard or something. Girls love that shit man.
>>50799973Oh wow really?
>>50799871Shut yo bitch ass up James Charles headass
Well, this thread derailed hard
>>50799995X D. Boi if u don''t get yo musty dick in da booty azz outta here >>50799990yeah, dude. Just b confident. It's all about congruence. If you look jacked, they'll automatically think ur cocky and badass, but if you lack the congruency and act all friendly and platonic, her pussy's gunna dry up and she'll put u on her waiting list. Either way you win man, so shoot your shot. It's not like you could pull the 'ol "I know this i kinda random but... etc. etc." line, because she peeped you before you peeped her and she'll know you only approached because she got caught mirin. So be the badass you were always meant to be my nigga.
>>50800060Are you the thread nigger? You talk like a true virgin
Got mired by this old ass 6'5" dude who was a offensive lineman when he was in college a billion years ago. He told me I "look like one of those Russian weightlifters in the Olympics" and said my arms were "fuckin enormous". It made my whole fuckin week and then I hit a push press PR for 305#
>>50799776>>50799768>>50799749>>50799746>>50799734>>50799723>>50799785>>50799838>>50799825>>50799814>>50799797>>50799790>>50799809>>50799803>>50799718>>50799713>>50799711>>50799707>>50799704>>50799699>>50799692>>50799687>>50799684>>50799679>>50799675>>50799668>>50799665>>50799659>>50799653>>50799646go back to your containment board sadcunt
>>50800090Did you suck him up fer dat der post workout protein boost. Had to suck him up real good huh? Made him bust a real fat one before u missed that anabolic window.
>>50800089What he says makes sense though. If you're big and act like a brick, it kills their fantasy. Bitches love fantasizing about shit
>>50800132Ignore the incels lol. They're miserable.
>>50800127No I did have your mom ride my face while she edged me tho, there's tons of protein in pussy juice and I always hit a PR if I have blue balls
>>50800148hey man hat ol burly offensive linebacker asked for you by name the other day. Said he wanted to give you a tip X D.
>>50800185said he missed his tight end. XD
>>50798040always gets a laugh
>be me>working wage cuck customer service based job>see qt 3.14 walk by and smile at me>don't do anything and assume there was something behind me>15 mins later>qt 3.14 comes back with her mom and has me help them with something related to my job>when i am finished helping them they head out of the building>on the way out q t3.14's mom says her daughter thinks i am cute>disbelief.jpggoddammit i only get hit on by jailbait
>on work lunch break, wearing an Oxford Shirt with the sleeves rolled to my elbow>paying for my food at sushi train, asian girl serving me>I sort of phase out and ruffle my hair with my right arm, flexing my triceps at her in the process>when I realise she's waiting on me I look back at her and she's blushingfelt good broswould've been a lot cooler if I hadn't blushed as well though haha;_;
>>50800092I started this thread for god their mires for mor motivation but this thread devolved into /pol/tard thread black posting was obvious bait mfs fell into it hard gonna start a new thread tomorrow
>>50801289Do you know how triceps work?
Forgot I was even in a mire thread. What the fuck man.
>go to party>friend of friend's girlfriend starts talking to me a lot>a whole lot>starts playfully pushing me around and stuff>complimenting me randomly>keeps getting me to drink with her>eventually we are sitting alone in a room>tells me she started having a huge crush on me like two years ago (when I started working out)>tells me I need to fix my clothing and my hair and I would be insanely attractive>don't really want to do much with this girl because i'm not particularly attracted to her and I don't want to fuck up some dude's relationship>she can sense my beta personality>says 'and then reason I stopped having a crush on you is because you have no confidence in yourself'>'how can anyone like you if you don't act like you like yourself'it hurt a little to be honest
>>50802994BASED girl, I had a normie frat bro friend tell me the same.If you're anything like myself, gotta work on being overly self-conscious. You can't have a lack of confidence in yourself if you stop thinking about yourself so much
happened yesterday and it's my favorite just because of how retarded it was>middle aged ugly pilates bunny doing her yoga bullshit in the way of my bench>tell her she's gonna get hit with the bar if she stays there>she doesn't hear me properly, or she's too stupid to get it>point at the bar and the path it'll take>she thinks i'm trying to shake her hand and grabs my fucking hand before i explain it a third time>immediately after moving her shit>d-do you want a spotter>finish benching>blurts out "you have the ideal male body" as i'm leavingi can't tell if she was dumbstruck by me or just legitimately severely autistic, probably the latter lol
>>50802283when you flex your arm you do so by isometrically contracting both your triceps and biceps, retard
>>50795833>manlet>halfcast >fat >ugly from the back so the front is more than likely even worse Yeah literally, and I mean literally none on the things you posted ever have or will happen in your life unfortunately bruh
>>50803216I feel like you could have made an effort to be less of a douchebag.Also, post body
>>50802994She could tell you weren’t interested and got salty, you probably could have fucked her that night even after all that.You should fix your clothing and hair as well as work on being more confident regardless though, just because having poor style is a waste of a good body and being mentally healthy and happy is always worth the investment
Mire and autism in one post>see chick from high school havent seen in years>I'm up about 40 pounds, mostly muscle>she goes up to me and goes, oh wow have you gotten taller?>Say No? and keep walking
>>50795833good back, good dubs, good post all round m80
>hair is usually messy>decide to comb it to the side like a good boy>blonde woman in her 50s or 60s randomly smiles at me and greets me in the street30 years earlier and I would have S M A S H E D
>>50804771I don't see how what he said/did was being a douchebag. The woman lacked common sense, why does he need to baby her on how to not be stupid
>>50794675Had a perfect mire this past week. >Been chatting this qt up for a month, talked about being roommates for this coming semester >Finally get a flight to her area (lives 4 states away, I'm there for 10 days)>First day I'm there visiting friends, she begs me to come to the bar with her and her friends>She's hot so I ditch my bros>Ffw to her place that night, sleep in the same bed but at this point I'm pseudo-friendzoning her. Drives women WILD in my experience>Continue that cycle for 3 more days, and on the 3rd night she clamors onto me in bed and says:>"Anon, I know we were supposed to only be roommates but... I'm feeling conflicted">just-as-i-planned.jpg>Ffw, she feels my dick & her mouth goes agape>"Anon... I know you had sex with one of my friends & she said you had a huge dick but... I wasn't expecting this">Tightest girl I've ever been with, goddess-tier tits, struggled to get it in, fucking ravage her, both cum twice, she squirts a fuckton & we have to change the sheets>Repeat every night until I flew back home a day agoLet this be a lesson anons, the best sex never comes on the first night. Build the anticipation, make her crave you, then LET her have the dick. Don't go chasing & fuck on the first night like some beta male, most girls don't like it that way. Plus it's way stronger for building a functioning relationship (if that's your thing) the longer you hold off on fucking. >I'd kill myself if I wasn't over 6', fit, moderately attractive, and thick-dicked.
>>50799711this seriously makes me reconsider the whole wanting a gf thing.
>>50795534aight, im black too now
>>50806116>she squirts a fucktonshe was literally pissing on you. squirting is fucking disgusting. it's a forced meme pushed by porn. some women do it on purpose because getting fucked hard makes a woman feel like she has to pee, and they think men like it, but make no mistake, its fucking piss you retard.
>>50803357nice to see my threads still up. thx for the compliment bb much love from the bbc above xoxo.
>>50803921how many times do i gotta say I'm 6'3 for u hicks to get it? I don't mind the slurrs but I won't stand for blatant assaults on my stature.
>beme>A girl somewhere one time has been sorta kinda looking in the general hemisphere of the globe in which I currently reside
>>50806347I'm glad you made the change.
>>50797127The person who made this image definitely had 0 of these alleles.Why the fuck would you repeat the same sentence 200 times instead of making a table / graph.
>>50806668This guy would slay in the 30-40 year old bracket if he were real.
>>50806354But piss is my fetish
>>50806354Whoa, quick on the r-word there buddy. Sorry to hear you're scared of women's bodily fluids. You see it as gross, I see it as a sterile, watery pat-on-the-dick for a job well done. Let's agree to disagree, yeah?
Walking through a store one day in a well fitted T-shirt & some shorts when a girl said to her friend “that’s the reason we should go to the gym”They both eye fucked me,In true autist style I looked at the ground, hurried off.
>>50794900Your friend is gay and he was checking if you are gay
>>50795833>manlet nigger The worst combination
>>50807335>not inviting them to go to the gym with you>not impressing the normies with your shit lifts>not taking them to your place after to shower>not suggesting watching a movie on your bed>not engaging physically then fucking themyou missed out
>finally dropped my winter bear weight>working on a hypertrophy routine, still lifting big but going for high reps>6'4, 240lbs and have resting crazy face (pic related)>most of the regulars know me as a shy, friendly and docile giant>two cutie pies start working out at the same time, don't want to be creepy and stare so don't pay them too much attention>doing incline dumbell press, gym is rather empty but they come near me to do that weird bar hip thrust>this keeps happening for a few weeks, even when the gym is empty>fast forward to today, doing incline bench whilst they do squats opposite>bertsare whilst listening to Moulin Rouge soundtrack>they keep sneaking looks at me, gym is empty>they finish squats, come to the squat rack next to me and do more squats>take out headphones and just sit there resting>one girl comes up and says hi>Try to control my voice as it's ramamadananan and haven't had water, still get a squeaky "heeyyyyy">"my...my friend thinks you're cute and this is the first time we've seen you without your headphones, can she get your number at all?">"sorry, I'm seeing someone">finish routine, scurry home>check phone, no reply from the girl I'm in love withI should have said yes.
>>50794900lmao your boy is gay
>>50806116>>I'd kill myself if I wasn't over 6', fit, moderately attractive, and thick-dicked.>tfw Im a manlet, average looking but have a big dick that I will never get to use
>>50794675> mcD> hollister> stupid bitch
>>50803216>”excuse me, do you mind moving over a little? I don’t want to hit you with the bar”Pretty simple instead of that autistic hand waving
>>50806014You sound like your dad abused you. Anything you’d like to talk about, anon?
>>50807915look for women that are into manletsthey exist, trust me
>>50808709Whatever you say, buddy
>girlfriend's hot petite azn best friend has starting miring me, always compliments me and touching me, not so subtle flirting>she's dating my friendfuck this is so weird and bad but so amazing
>>50806116Pasta’s back on the menu boys
>>50806116post dick size
>Friday afternoon after work so decide to drop by Costco for dem dirty gains>take off collared shirt bc it's warm and I'm about to destroy 2 slices of cheese>walking through food court and this 55 year old woman does a double take>"you are very attractive... I'm not trying to hit on you blah blah blah but if I was 20 years younger...">be polite in return "oh you're so kind you just made my day thank you ma'am">see her again loading her car as I'm driving through the parking lot and she starts waving and grinning like an idiotEven if she was 20 years younger I wouldn't bang but a mires a mire so fuck you
>carry basket full of goods n gains at Trader Joes>arm looks thicc since it's against my side>see fairly qt cashier open up, go to her>that subtle glace she makes after eye contact down to my arm it's those little things that really make the mire, brehs. even if it wasn't anything, it's still the idea of the look. felt good brehs we gon make it
>>50794857The shit eating grin on your face when she said that
>>50795802>>50798362Seconding this, Ive turned my gf into a racist against shitskins when prior she was completely pc
>>50807591Based move nibbaIt's Ramadan ,dont talk to hoes
>>50811967That app still exists? Wasn't it chase down by feminists like that race change app?
>>50794900Gay mires are still mires. Good job anon.
>>50795315>Doesn't redpill his woman by living as a paragon of conservative virtue, making her come to see the error of her ways through nothing but his actions and way of life aloneAre you even trying to make it?
>>50795833Nice back and delts, feminine legs. Overall 7/10. Still mirin bro.
>>50796233Fear mires best mires
>>50799973>Mfw there are people that actually think this is a good idea
>>50802994Don't be discouraged anon. Internalise her advice and believe in yourself more.
>>50806116>That happenedBut seriously if this is real then I'm happy for you anon
>>50807544I bet anon realised how bad he fucked up literally 5 minutes after too
>>50807591You'll get them next time anon. There's no shortage of women.
>>50812042Pretty nice, but you know she's horny because she knows she's been wrecked by the wall. Men her age are either losers, fat, or are chasing younger women.
>>50796541>>50796581Really subtle retardation, manifesting itself in unexpected waysGood job dude
>>50810428Children dont count anon
>>50795833Midget Knick-Knack Nigger
>>50816558>Short men are in demand>Despite the fitness thing>DESPITE>HIGH DEMANDI'm not saying she's fat, ugly, and has never gone outside, but there's a very distinct possibility.
>>50794675>got /fit/>send a blurry progress pic to mom>Son, you look like a viking warrior
>>50794675>reconnected with a group of friends I haven't talked to in a few years>apparently the news of me getting /fit/ spread like wildfire>talk to one of the girls from the group>she mentions that another girl that saw me a few weeks back, described me as 'fucking cool now'Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah
>>50816577everyone in the thread is agreeing with her
>>50816628Source please friend
>>50816649The screenshot is around a month old but the thread is still up since they don't get deleted. It was on the feels board, but I can't remember the thread but it's probably the tfw no bf one
>>50794675Here's three I've experienced>Be me>Be working in a cafe in Alaska>Tourists from all over would come in>One woman grabs my bicep and squeezes>She appologizes for touching me>I give her a wink and say she can grab me anytime>Some older women come in>They're standing at the counter ordering>One sees me>Stops what shes saying to tell me how handsome I am>Wearing my Women's Wrestling Champion of the World shirt>Guy comes up asks me something>Huh?>I dunno you look like you're a wrestler.>I laugh
>yesterday was last classes for me>professor have me a hug >say goodbye to a few people>leave and never look back>get home and check email>one from professor telling me i did great>another one from a girl in class>she said i was concentrated on my test so she didnt want to bother me>she said the few times we talk this semester she felt a connection>she said i was cute and gave me her number>the only problem is i never learned anyones name >i have no idea if shes cute or not>i barely remember talking to anyone in that class
>>50817307Ask her out. Also, ask your professor out. Bang both.
>>50799973>lol u should've said, "If you keep giving me that look I might explode," in a sexy confident voice. Bite your lips like you're getting hard or something. Girls love that shit man.
>>50816716Right but what site
>>50817488Not him but that looks like crystal.cafe
>>50817307>no idea if she’s cute or notWho cares, go for it anyway. Make some social gains. If she isn’t then friend zone her and leverage her for her cute friends. If she is cute then it’s a win anyway
>>50817599Girls only secret club imageboard but there's a lot of /fit/ and /r9k/ males larping as girls there. It's slow as /po/ but interesting to read from time to time. Like leafing through your girlfriend's cosmo magazine and just as trashy with a dose of mentally ill agoraphobics.
>>50811967Still has better features than the average woman
>>50817314I wanna smash my professor so bad!! She's like 5'2" half spanish half italian little perky titties a nice butt kinda looks like jenna sativa
>>50796040My gf thinks its a turnoff for men to give oral as she sees it as inherently beta
>>50817307Your school should have some sort of student directory. Just look her up there or on facebook (if college aged kids still use facebook)
>>50817307>>50818401Seek advice from the Prof.Bam. Getting two birds stoned at once, ya feel?
>>50818775gotta learn through denial and error buddy but i've already tried she was kindy flirty with me like grabbing my arm always asking me if im taking her next level math course and she walked into a door while staring at me in a hallway. so i talked to her in her office and asked her whats up and she said she has a boyfriend but she wishes her boyfriend had a body like mine and that im not allowed to tell anyone at school we talked about it. im also 25 so im a lot older than 90 of the people at my school
>>5081922890% of the people*
>>50819228Jesus dude, how havent you fucked her yet? Ask her out for a drink and tell her that you dont want to be her boyfriend.
>>50819228And yet it seems like you're dumb as shit. Fuck her, dumbass.
>>50794675>Be leaving work one night>Wild coworker girl appears>has her boyfriend with her>got any plans for tonight Anon>I'm gonna swing by the gym on my way home >I don't know how you do it after working all day Anon>boyfriend enters conversation >Yea by the time I get off work I'm pretty much dead>girl smirks >causes me to smile>she pats him on the shoulder >Tell me bout it, have a good time at the gym Anon
>>50794675>6’6 gigachad linebacker compliments my biceps >you got a permit for those gunsFelt great
>>50794675>girlfriend watches me strip down to underwear for bed>turn off lights, get in bed with her and cuddle for about 5-10 minutes>she sneaks her hand behind her leg and grabs my dick>looks over her shoulder and gives me bedroom eyesA woman who wants to fuck you is the best mire of all time.
>>50794675>be me>dyel>not even 6 feet tall>my only mires come from old gays and young girlsI'm never gonna make it, will i?
>>50807192>urine>sterileDo you even know what that word means?
>>50819462say screw it, go turbomanlet, get a fit womanlet, make increasingly small and stout manletsdwarfs
>>50807591You'll have a great place in jannah for avoiding sloots during ramadandan
>>50796541what did he mean by this?
>>50819352>>50819353i have a gf though its one of those im cucking myself
>>50819407She's obviously conveying that sex with him is a workout. You're so autistic that you got mogged and thought it was a mire
>>50794675Found out a couple days ago that a couple of hot young ex-coworkers (asshole boss) that I still chill with used to talk about how cute I was at work, and how they would have totally fucked me if I wasn't so "me". Lol at least my body is good brehs but I used to show my power level too often (good at fixing computers and know a little bit about everything, and know all kinds of unrelated to my job description handy-man tasks (tfw small business).Oh well.Also pic related is me so I ain't even that mad. she keeps telling me how big my dick is and likes me to go slow and deep- I'm only 7" and breh shes so tight.
>>50794675Similar thing happened to me, person from different office came to my workplace and got introduced, could see her eyes light up and she spaghettied everywhere, tried to take another look on the way out and bumped into the the doorframe. Top kek
>>50795101>tfw not even jewish>no jews in family, eat bacon occasionally>still circumcised bc western norms created by (((them)))Muh genital mutilation. Feelsbadman.
>>50795008Cuz when she was young she was crowned Miss World
>>50817307If you save the number to your contacts then Facebook, insta, Twitter, snapchat will automatically recommend her to you &u can see
>>50806354spoken like a true dicklet who has never made a woman squirt.not every woman can do it. but my ex-gf was a literal waterfall tier squirter. she was extremely self-conscious about it at first. she would always go to the bathroom before sex to empty her bladder but it wouldn't stop her from gushing. It's not piss, whatever it is. It's clear and has no strong smell to it. She would soak our sheets with this clear fluid and then go piss after sex and her piss would be yellow. Not every woman can do it or has experienced it so that's why the myth that it's just piss exists. It's insecure women and men explaining away their insecurities.
>>50797330hey leave Buscemi alone, dude has some nice eye, no homo
>>50821074It's piss you absolute fucking stupid retard of a mongoloid Do you think some women have different anatomy? Where does this magic fluid come from? You are truly retarded.
>>50819228Yeah you're bitchmade for not making a move.
>>50821299the skeins glandsorry you have never given a woman pleasure. you seem really upset about it.
>>50821299>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland>It has been demonstrated that a large amount of fluid can be secreted from these glands when stimulated from inside the vagina. Some reports indicate that embarrassment regarding female ejaculation, and the debated notion that the substance is urine, can lead to purposeful suppression of sexual climax, and lead women to seek medical advice and even undergo misadvised surgery to "stop the urine"have sex
>>50794675>be me>meet qt3.14 at a concert>she adds me on social media>turns out she lives 5h away from me>still talk with her regularly>she told me multiple times that she wants to see me again and that I'm handsome>I'd like to see her too but I'm super busy studyingI never imagined a compliment could hurt this much
>>50815680from what i can tell woman don't think alot of things are inappropriate if they're into you.
>>50819801urine is sterile you dumb fucking retard. if there is shit growing in your urine congratulations: you have a uti and your urine is no longer sterile
>walk into coffee shop>one of the girls comes up and says you know anonnette right? Really short really cute>agree with her say shes cute >okay good, just givin you somethin to think about >overhear her talking to the other girl "I guess he came in the other day in a tank top and she just wants him to ask her out"Shes dumb thick and is a few years younger than me, gonna give her the digits bros
>>50817307If it's a Gmail it'll almost definitely have her name in the little drop down arrow of the Email. Conversely, if it's anything like my school, the email address itself will have at least her last name. Just do a bit of background searching, anon. I'm sure you can figure it out.
>>50821549summer is upon us, take a trip out to see her. I do that with my bros who live 5 hours away and I'm not even getting pussy from it.
>>50821833do it brah
>>50795153I always give them head too
>Lost weight, got /fit/, improve clothing>Actually not autistic and can chit-chat with anyone>Check out new store next to my office, clerk is sweet good looking girl giving me the eyes, exchange names, leave>Didn't ask for her number or ask her out>Just thinking about it makes my mouth go dry and my hands shakeI will never have a relationship. I'm too much of a pussy to act on my desires because being intimate with someone only to have them reject me is my worst fear, so I always look for something meaningful that could never go wrong and is a 100% bet, which will never happen. I will die lonely and eaten by regrest.
>>50798040Based McChicken mire. Still can't believe people get baited by this. It's truly formed part of the mire culture
>>50820393>Being this self-conscious
>work in hospital>long day on labor and delivery>change clothes to go home, walking out in scrub bottoms and an undershirt>pass a teenage cutie pushing her old Mexican grandma in a wheelchair down the hall>smile and make eye contact with both>grandma says “hellllll-low” to me in an excited tone>teen says “OH MY GOD GRANDMA” and covers her mouth, blushes while staring at me but trying not to make eye contact>turn to go down stairs at end of hall>teen is still staring at me and grandma is muttering something to her and laughing
>>50823877the first time I asked a girl out I was visibly shaking, the second time my hands were shaking, the third time my heart was beating and after that it's just a normal thing to do. the first step is the hardest.
>>50824277>the first step is the hardestUnbelievably hard. It's hard to explain to someone who doens't share my fear. I just can't bring myself to do it, I really can't, I had one-night stands on vacation a few times and I got a few girls' numbers before when I was younger, but actually chancing a relationship with an experienced woman who's had boyfriends before is more frightening to me than the 100m bungie jump I did last year. It feels like stepping into a closed ring to fight a rabid bear.
>>50824329you have to be a little bit crazy to pursue this sort of thing if you have a fear against it. essentially to the point of disregarding any instinct of fear and bodily harm. If it helps at all, get their number in a friendly context and just talk to them. if you start liking them, then you can consider pursuing a relationship, if not, either no harm done or you have a new friend.
>>50824363>get their number in a friendly context and just talk to themHow so? I'm obviously not calling them up for a friendly conversation about my day, I want their number to later suggest a date. >you have to be a little bit crazyI used to do muai-tai and thought getting in the ring with a stranger was the worst fear I could experience. Then I did skydiving, then bungee jumping. Asking a girl out still feels worse than these. I feel exposed, judged, I self-analyze before/after to the point of despair and I generally lack the experience I should have had when I was 15 and the girl knew no better than myself.
>>50798151She probably got abused as a kid. That's why she had sex with you, she as imitating what adults taught her.
>>50824420well, if it's a cold approach your intentions are pretty much evident from the start of it. if it's someone you know already, there's nothing wrong with asking for their number as a means of contacting them. I have numbers of tons of people I never talk to just in case I need to contact them for something. how old are you now, anon?
>>5082448931.Thought you meant the former, not latter.I don't know man, people around me seem to have tons of gf's and sex buddies on cycle. I can't imagine being so nonchalant about sit.
>>50824542Frankly, I'm no Chad sex god - I've only had one gf before, although I'm still quite young as a college freshman. That being said, I have no trouble talking to or becoming involved with women, I just can't stand to be around a lot of them. I'm also not very nonchalant about sex and things like that, but it could still be because of my age. In your case, you've really just gotta say fuck it and ask a girl out. Even for just a date, or to just get her number or anything like that. It doesn't even have to be an overly attractive girl, just someone to help you get over the fear.Regardless, ask yourself this: is there anything I could say to you that would legitimately help you go out and do it? You've probably heard this all before. The only thing that will change your situation is you forcing yourself to do it - nothing else will! You're waiting for something to happen which never will, you have to force it yourself.Something I saved from another anon: "In 50 years you'll be physically weakening, in 100, you'll be long dead. In 500, no one will remember you or anyone you ever met. Don't let rejection, a small mistake, or an unlucky break ruin your one shot to make life yours."
>studying pall calls me a "buff dude"still dyel but i'll take it, he's my bro
>>50798965>unironically comparing your own shitty mire to the based mcdouble mirewhat the fucking fuck
>>50821473>The origin and production site of female ejaculation has not been proven. It has been postulated that the Skene's glands are the source of female ejaculation.Literally 2 sentences after your quote. Nice try tho
>>50794675>Your self worth comes from people approval
>send a waist up snap>she screenshots>I’m going to masturbate to you after work>sends me videos fingering herselfInternet girls are easy
>>50824842are you putting that on your story or sending it to specific girls?
>>50824965specific girls, but sometimes more than one with the same snappost bullshit SFW wholesome stuff on your story, if anything
>>50825008that's what I was gonna say. my sister sees my story. how do you even get to a point where you send them pics like that? just out of the blue? or is there some kind of warmup to it?
My ex masturbated to pictures of me before she even became my gf
>>50825022few women will welcome that out of the blue, work up to it. Send those wholesome snaps directly but with a message for that girl specially A good go for me is coffee. I know a couple girls really like coffee so I send a snap and some bullshit about it. Eventually you can be flirtier and then send gym snaps and move on to “nowI’m smelly and need to shower” and then a post shower in a towel snap etc
>>50796131Stop watching so much anime. Even your stories are sounding like a Naruto fan fiction
>>50807591Should have hung yourself in that rack.
>>50825469I see your sage and raise you a bump
>>50794675Someone said I look like the guy from the princess bride. I assumed that was a compliment.
>>50826267are they talking Cary Elwes or Andre
>>50826267>>50826307Depends on if they are referring to Carey Elwes, Andre or Mandy Patinkin.
>>50799973You forgot the part where he flexes a ‘cep.
>>50805418Unfathomably based. This is what making it looks like.
>>50824805seems like if it was "just piss" like you claim it would be pretty easy to diagnose, virgin
>>50821074Based squirtbro>>50811686FLACID: 34th percentile length, 51st percentile girthERECT: 83nd percentile length, 94th percentile girthObligatory GROWERS RISE UP>>50815719Why would an anonymous stranger lie on the internet? :^)Ngl I got out of a shitty long-term relationship with an ungrateful slut a couple months ago, but boy this girl was a massive upgrade and ego boost. Not seeing any red flags (yet) so I might jump into the dating game again>>50819801Take a bio 101 course you fucking downsperg>>50821299Entirely unbased cumbrain
My sister just said I'm starting to look like an old timey strong man after I showed her my OHP video from today.I'll take it.
>>50795315>hooked up with her a few weeks ago>we kept seeing each other for 5 monthsNice story kid
>>50824587You're absolutely right, of course. I'll work on pushing myself harder.Normies will never understand how hard some it was for some people to just act normal, but my life taught me to never take anyone's behavior for granted. In fact it made me appreciate normal people who have things easier less.
>friend video chatting his female cousin>points camera at me "this is my friend, anon">female cousin:"well arent you a nice piece of meat"Felt good brah
>>50824836>he doesn’t build his confidence based on other people looking up to him, proving he’s a better person than his peers
Been doing mew and working out for at least a year now. Mewing has made my poker face 100000x better >be walking to next lecture >see girl from highschool that i havent seen in over 2 years > her face lights up and she smiles and once over me with her eyes>i had crush on her > go to smile >freak out and in stead of smiling i clench my jaw going into mew overload >she looks confused dissapointed >i say high betyween my teeth face visibly blushing > and just keep on walking nice when i try to smile my face just mew harder
>>50828245how the fuck is this a mire u autist
>>50828465She smiled at me and once overfed me a d was still happy it's just unfortunate I am stupid
>>50827248For the non-statisticians that's about 16.2cm length & 14.2 cm width calcsd
>>50801289you blushing too makes it even cuter
>>50820541based, your gf is still clueless?