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What do you do with your calluses? Next step is prying it up and eating it.
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I let them build up and harden until I can slap someone and have them act as a sort of brass palm. One day I’ll be able to bitch slap someone’s teeth out of their mouth
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>>50007766
Why would anyone not want calluses?
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>>50007766
Posting in a sticky
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>>50007766
lotion daily ya dummy
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i eat them
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>>50008498
Based
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>>50008498
Same, can't let a scrap of proteins go to waste
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>>50008498
Same.
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>>50007801
With heavy lifting they can rip off.
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>>50008523
>tfw i think of it this way also when it comes to nails and cum
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>>50008498
so nice
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>>50008498
Good choice. I feel less weird
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>self cannibals ITT
feels weird man
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>>50008498
Not meming i do too. Let em build up then peal them off with my teath. I like to cut thru them a couple times with my front teeth and see how small i can get the pieces before i swallow them
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Wtf is this thread?
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>>50007801
Try hook grip and see how it feels to rip a proper ripe one off down to rare fucking meat, then try to let it heal without taking time off. The one on the inner side of thumb is my favorite.
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>>50009327
>The one on the inner side of thumb is my favorite

>Ripped thumb callus off
>Go to do hook-grip DLs
>The agony of pressing my open flesh into the knurling distracts me from the difficulty of the lift
>Knocked out a PR
Truly the greatest feeling.
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>>50007766
soft skin calluses like on the sides of my fingers i would use those cuticle cutters or whatever and eat it. the hard ones on my palm if it gets to the point where it scratches my dingaling while i jerk it i will cut and chew on the biggest hardest piece and spit it out. it's unpleasant to swallow
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i eat them too >>50008498
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>>50007766
>and eating it.

good man, can't lose those gains.
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>>50008463
based, you keep the toughness, but retain the softness...for the ladies.
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>>50009800
And by ladies you mean for anons oddly shaped penis when he inevitably faps himself to completion over an instagram traps bootyshots right?
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>>50007766
Bought a pumice stone. You basically just rub it on the calluses after you soak your hands. They're like 5 bucks on amazon. It's unlocked my deadlifting becuase now my hands aren't a limiting factor
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>>50010448
light sandpaper is better
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>>50009257
You don't have calluses, anon?

Better lift heavier
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>>50009102
>cum
anon go to the corner
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>>50007766
i bite them off while i am in the shower
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>>50007766
I can't fap anymore without hurting my dick with my calluses.
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>>50008498
Posting just to identify with this.
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>>50011716
File them down so that they're smooth. Also use moisturizing lotion on your hands
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>>50009046
>>50009327
You sure those weren't blisters? Ive never had a callus rip lifting heavy. They sort of roll up, but when I'm lifting and feel them starting to fold/roll I just grip tighter and the pain goes away
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>>50008498
and red pilled
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>>50008498
created a reddit account just to say This
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>>50007766
When they build up, I usually cut a ~2mm thick layer off and eat it. It's nice and chewy
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>>50008498
Based
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>>50008498
Based and samepilled
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Learn to grip the fucking bar correctly.
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>>50008498
best thing to do.
>tasty recycling of gains
I want to have a really big chunk one day so i can actually taste myself (and human flesh)
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calluses are made out of protein. There is only 1 reasonable option if you want to make it.
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>>50007766
I love to eat my feet callouses
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>>50013746
Eating something produced from your own body is always a net loss.
What you need to do is offer every gymbro a free callus removal.
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I pinch them with tweezers then clip them off with nail clippers
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When mine get to the point to where I think they'll rip I use finger nail clippers to cut them off. It actually works really well.
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>>50007766
Have a bath or shower to soften them. Use a curved scalpel to slice them off. Then use an emory board to file down the edges so they don't tear. Use emory board or pumice stone to avoid buildup.
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>>50007766
File them down with a nail file you cretin.
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>>50016230
Just use a pumice stone
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>>50011716
Just callous your dick to make it stronger
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Get @
Me
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>>50007766
I rowed in high school and college, if you complained about your calluses, 7 and 8 seat were supposed to backsplash the living shit out of you until you stopped (a wet wooden oar handle will tear your calluses off if you go any speed above rest-easy)
They're pretty good if they get ragged for if you want to scrub shit off your cast iron and don't want to use soap and ruin the season
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>>50016354
>They're pretty good if they get ragged for if you want to scrub shit off your cast iron and don't want to use soap and ruin the season

What kind of non American are you?
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>>50008498
Same. I used to use a razor blade now I just bite them off and spit them out. If it's an especially large one I'll chew it for a little bit
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>>50012283
Hehe, no, I don't get blisters anymore. But sometimes they roll up so much they shear off. Fucking short sausage fingers.
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>>50007766
This shit. This shit is golden.
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>>50014150
No, because callusses are tissue that is allready lost. Eating it wont cause your body to create more.
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>>50016376
polish but i live in america now
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>>50008498
Same. I eat everything that comes off my body. Feels comfy in my mouth like a crunchy booger.
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>>50016575
Damn immigrants
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>>50016511
This, but with a razor blade.
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>>50007766
I unironically chew them right off my hand
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>>50008498
same, I cut them with off a safetry razor blade after showing. Cut them just above the skin you can get them off in one go and it looks very clean after
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>>50011716
>I can't fap anymore without hurting my dick with my calluses
It would appear fapping is not a natural hobby for manly men.



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