What do you do with your calluses? Next step is prying it up and eating it.
I let them build up and harden until I can slap someone and have them act as a sort of brass palm. One day I’ll be able to bitch slap someone’s teeth out of their mouth
>>50007766Why would anyone not want calluses?
>>50007766Posting in a sticky
>>50007766lotion daily ya dummy
i eat them
>>50008498Same, can't let a scrap of proteins go to waste
>>50007801With heavy lifting they can rip off.
>>50008523>tfw i think of it this way also when it comes to nails and cum
>>50008498Good choice. I feel less weird
>self cannibals ITTfeels weird man
>>50008498Not meming i do too. Let em build up then peal them off with my teath. I like to cut thru them a couple times with my front teeth and see how small i can get the pieces before i swallow them
Wtf is this thread?
>>50007801Try hook grip and see how it feels to rip a proper ripe one off down to rare fucking meat, then try to let it heal without taking time off. The one on the inner side of thumb is my favorite.
>>50009327>The one on the inner side of thumb is my favorite>Ripped thumb callus off>Go to do hook-grip DLs>The agony of pressing my open flesh into the knurling distracts me from the difficulty of the lift>Knocked out a PRTruly the greatest feeling.
>>50007766soft skin calluses like on the sides of my fingers i would use those cuticle cutters or whatever and eat it. the hard ones on my palm if it gets to the point where it scratches my dingaling while i jerk it i will cut and chew on the biggest hardest piece and spit it out. it's unpleasant to swallow
i eat them too >>50008498
>>50007766>and eating it.good man, can't lose those gains.
>>50008463based, you keep the toughness, but retain the softness...for the ladies.
>>50009800And by ladies you mean for anons oddly shaped penis when he inevitably faps himself to completion over an instagram traps bootyshots right?
>>50007766Bought a pumice stone. You basically just rub it on the calluses after you soak your hands. They're like 5 bucks on amazon. It's unlocked my deadlifting becuase now my hands aren't a limiting factor
>>50010448light sandpaper is better
>>50009257You don't have calluses, anon?Better lift heavier
>>50009102>cumanon go to the corner
>>50007766i bite them off while i am in the shower
>>50007766I can't fap anymore without hurting my dick with my calluses.
>>50008498Posting just to identify with this.
>>50011716File them down so that they're smooth. Also use moisturizing lotion on your hands
>>50009046>>50009327You sure those weren't blisters? Ive never had a callus rip lifting heavy. They sort of roll up, but when I'm lifting and feel them starting to fold/roll I just grip tighter and the pain goes away
>>50008498and red pilled
>>50008498created a reddit account just to say This
>>50007766When they build up, I usually cut a ~2mm thick layer off and eat it. It's nice and chewy
>>50008498Based and samepilled
Learn to grip the fucking bar correctly.
>>50008498best thing to do. >tasty recycling of gainsI want to have a really big chunk one day so i can actually taste myself (and human flesh)
calluses are made out of protein. There is only 1 reasonable option if you want to make it.
>>50007766I love to eat my feet callouses
>>50013746Eating something produced from your own body is always a net loss.What you need to do is offer every gymbro a free callus removal.
I pinch them with tweezers then clip them off with nail clippers
When mine get to the point to where I think they'll rip I use finger nail clippers to cut them off. It actually works really well.
>>50007766Have a bath or shower to soften them. Use a curved scalpel to slice them off. Then use an emory board to file down the edges so they don't tear. Use emory board or pumice stone to avoid buildup.
>>50007766File them down with a nail file you cretin.
>>50016230Just use a pumice stone
>>50011716Just callous your dick to make it stronger
>>50007766I rowed in high school and college, if you complained about your calluses, 7 and 8 seat were supposed to backsplash the living shit out of you until you stopped (a wet wooden oar handle will tear your calluses off if you go any speed above rest-easy)They're pretty good if they get ragged for if you want to scrub shit off your cast iron and don't want to use soap and ruin the season
>>50016354>They're pretty good if they get ragged for if you want to scrub shit off your cast iron and don't want to use soap and ruin the seasonWhat kind of non American are you?
>>50008498Same. I used to use a razor blade now I just bite them off and spit them out. If it's an especially large one I'll chew it for a little bit
>>50012283Hehe, no, I don't get blisters anymore. But sometimes they roll up so much they shear off. Fucking short sausage fingers.
>>50007766This shit. This shit is golden.
>>50014150No, because callusses are tissue that is allready lost. Eating it wont cause your body to create more.
>>50016376polish but i live in america now
>>50008498Same. I eat everything that comes off my body. Feels comfy in my mouth like a crunchy booger.
>>50016511This, but with a razor blade.
>>50007766I unironically chew them right off my hand
>>50008498same, I cut them with off a safetry razor blade after showing. Cut them just above the skin you can get them off in one go and it looks very clean after
>>50011716>I can't fap anymore without hurting my dick with my callusesIt would appear fapping is not a natural hobby for manly men.