/fph/Obeast genocide edition
>>49117231someone post the Doraemon edit pls
>>49117263Fuck does this fat fuck know about sports
>>49117300The difference in fat level at high school vs once you're in college is astounding.
>>49117480It's hilarious when fat people think they know what hunger is
>>49117531maybe her kid wouldn't be so hungry if she'd stop eating all the damn food
>>49117671Tbqh, your place of work has nothing to do with your private life
>>49117318£22k a year for four people would genuinely be difficult to live in for a family that eats normal portions. My wife and I earn a combined £55k a year before tax and we have two kids. We live comfortably but if we didn't have savings and something we're to happen to a car or something thag needed a big payout we would struggle for a few months.
I can't take a fat person serious. If you're incapable of maintaining your own physical health and well being then how do I expect me to believe you can manage anything external from yourself? It's a clear example of your lack of willpower and slobbiness. There are exemptions I'm sure. There are probably a many few overweight people in history that were extremely intellectual with great ideas.
>>49117429>The very next day, Barb dyed her hair purple.
>>49117991based "based" poster
>>49117300Would this be the same 100-200+ years ago when we didn't know shit about health? We used to think butter lubricated our arteries and shit
>>49117630based and upvoted
>>49118081based "based "based" poster "
>>49117630doing god's work anon
>>49118196I doubt it. fat people hate sub got banned on reddit.
>>49117208the guy in the back hahaha
>>49118329i tried to avoid this reddit tier meme. it was funny once
>>49117263This made me angry
You have to admit it, it is pretty cute
>>49117630based "people" poster
>>49117208Who has the sad comic edit of this where it shows his childhood with his dad or something?
Some stolen OC for you lads
>>49118131Intelligence: Effective application of knowledge.We now know definitively being fat is really bad for our health.
>>49118562There is nothing cute about this. It is disgusting and just reading it has given me pinkeye
>>49118642just proves that blacks are racist
>>49118651Congratulations you can't read.
>>49117499This makes me so mad“Make your job harder and out in more effort, so I can stay a fat lazy gluttonous fucking piece of shit, waste of “human” DNA”FUUUUCCCCCKKKK
>>49117351China and Japan are fucking based when it comes to landwhales
>>49117531Surprisingly, since fat cells produce hormones which make you hungry, I bet fatties know the feeling all too well.It gets worse when they go diabetic, their cells can't absorb the sugar and are literally starving in their body while they're stuffing their face, destroying their circulation system
>>49117531>>49119626I always found it weird how my stomach would feel like it was tearing apart when I stopped eating for five hours as an obese person, but ever since I got back to normal I can last about a day or two without feeling hunger.
>>49118405Everyone moved to r/fatlogic (where a lot of the images here come from and vise versa)
>>49119682afaik fat cells are hard to get rid of, they just lose most of the fat, which is also why fatties put the weight back on pretty easily.How long since you've been a fatty anon?And good job on not being one anymore
>>49117263>We need fat people in sportsIt's called powerlifting........
>>49119725I was a fatty since I was about 6, and I stopped being one at 19. It's a funny story how I got obese. My family won the easy lottery once and decided to not cook for three months. I only ate fast food and chugged down so much damn soda.
>>49119522How much coffee was this dude drinking?
>>49119896Man:-Stopped drinking 20 coffees a day as an excuse to chug something sweet with cream.Woman:-Cut out carbs, but to silence her craving stuffed herself with more food, so her CICO was still positive
>>49119522>stomach bugCan Americans please stop refering to diseases and infections as "bugs"?
>>49120084That's not an American thing, it's a UK thing.
>>49119695>r/fatlogicdidn't know about fatlogic. bookmarked.
>>49120583JESUS CHRIST I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE VIDEO.
>>49117463Or perhaps women that are dangerously fat actually believe that they are fat.
>>49120715Holy shit I didnt know people could shit that hard jesus christ dude
>>49118562I was hesitant at first because bidets are far superior to toilet paper, but then I was disgusted
>>49120715is that cartman?
>>49120583god has abandoned us
>>49118562Wait is THIS why the shart in mart meme is real? Do fat people really just not fucking use toilet paper?
>>49120904Shart in mart meme exist because of the diet pills the fatties take.It prevents your digestion system from absorbing oil so it ends up leaking out of their ass without them noticing.You are not supposed to eat fatty foods while taking those but fatties lack discipline
>>49120955God damn I love being thin
>>49120715Didn't see that coming
>>49117630Every threas, anon
>>49120741>cheese, tomato, sausages>" hmm it could be a nice bulking thing if done with good ingredients like home made tomato sauce and meat">suddenly chocolateWhat in the unholy fuck is this shit?
>>49117263Nobody kicked fats out, they just can't compete. They'd need to make a separate category just so they'd have a chance, like special olympics or women's division
>>49120955Fuck, besides not eating oil do they fucking know that adult diapers exist?
>>49119348Carryover expertise from actual whales
>>49117781You're doing something very wrong. I earn £30k, I'm able to afford to pay my mortgage, car, and eat, pay my bills, etc.I pay £25 a week for my weekly shop. I eat well, don't over indulge. They are fat and lazy. They demand more, but don't do anything to actually better their lives.Assuming you multiply my food budget by 4 (ignoring multi-pack savings), they are easily able to feed themselves, just not what they want to feed themselves, which is far too much.
>>49120955I can verify that the pills do work such as hydroxy cut. They helped me loose about 90lb and now I'm a healthy 6'3" 211 with some decent muscle on me but I can say they don't do shit if you don't follow up with exercise and at least half ass dieting.
>>49118131100-200 years ago we didn't really have a demographic of obese people, so it's hard to say. However, ever since the dawn of civilization, or even before that, we've had people smart enough to figure out things like "eating a lot makes you bigger than eating less" and "the more heavy things you lift, the easier it gets to lift heavy things".
>>49117730If they're paying for your health insurance, they have a vested interest in you not being a fat piece of crap
>>49117671>intuitive eatingOh boy, what meme is this then?
>>49119682Insulin is a bitch
>>49118562>sitting on pillowsWhat the fuck? you just get a shit stained pillow, how does this actually clean you though?
>>49120741>0 KB, 798x383)What in the absolute fuck of all horrifying fucks, it's rare I actually post but jesus christ this...Why isn't there subtitles, I need to know what this creature is growling.
>>49120084>be European>see person do thing I don't like>"fucking Americans"You guys are obsessed
>>49121285>Not having socialized healthcare
>select all images of a bus
>>49121353>be American>feel offended at someone pointing out an oddity you do>claim they're European because only Europeans can possibly dislike things you doSounds like you're the obsessed one.
>>49119695>>49120588Just checked it out, didn't see the terms "obeast", "hamplanet" or "buttergolem" anywhere. Reddit as fuck. Sad!
>>49117429>birth of an SJW
>>49121444>no uuhuh, totally
>>49118642This is why you never appeal to sJEWS or blacks. They'll just hate you more for it, as anyone should! Don't forget! FUCK NIGGERS
>>49121416>forced to pay for the care of fat retards and smokerspass
>>49120583>that thumbnailPOP OFF JAMES
>>49120583Just, fucking take a god damn syringe of potassium chloride and do the kind thing, Jesus. There is no quality of life there, there is no point, he is fucking done, just put the poor stupid bastard down.
>>49117216What the fuck? I thought Texas was the biggest state not Montana?
>>49117426This is what the average remainer looks like
>>49120955One thing about how the pills are supposed to work. If they stop you from digesting fat and you aren't allowed to eat fatty foods while consuming it, what's the benefit? I suppose that the point is that loads of food has some amounts of fat in them which is being stopped from being digested without the drawbacks, but if you eat too fatty foods then you get your leaks, but every time I read about it it seems to be presented otherwise.I guess it could almost work like antabuse, but that's probably not the intention.
>>49121623there is literally nothing wrong with smoking
>>49117335This girl has some kind of vendeta against shaving.
>>49121837Alaska is the biggest state, you mong
>>49119855fucking delete this
>>49121837That map uses Mercator projection, which makes everything closer to the north pole look bigger.
>>49121963On The Mainland I Mean
>>49120583just put the damn thing out of its misery. that's no way to live
why don't they just eat less and start working out
>>49121286>I crave copious amounts of sugars because my body needs them
>>49120583ii kinda want to touch it
>>49120741Where the fuck is the rest?
>>49121996Alaska is on the mainland
>>49120715fucking what kind of pills do this
>>49117480I don't get this one, America has always spent like 3-5 times more on gibs than on NASA. What the fuck are they protesting about?
>>49120741Simply Sara's twin sister?
>>49119896A lot, anon
Based Colonel Sanders
>>49122629there's a weight loss medication that stops the body from digesting fat, it's major downside is that the fat then comes out as liquid, explosive diarrhea.
>>49123093>it's major downside is that the fat then comes out as liquid, explosive diarrhea.No, not for normal Humans. If you take this pills you should eat low fat food. But yeah this fattys just eat KFC and Burgers anyways so this shit happens.
>>49117429Amazed that a person can get to that size willingly. Also amazed that they had a suit in its size
>>49118562Hoping this is fake
>>49121179At first it's basically a ghetto lasagna. Then the chocolate comes.
>>49122986The Colonel was taken too soon from us
>>49120741This webm makes me physically Ill. I legit wanna throw up just thinking about how much of a poison this is.
>>49122426He means contiguous
>>49117447>deletes opposition>still feels need to sling mudYeah, that's a woman alright
>>49123474He was doing God’s work, selling fats chicken to being them to their death faster
>>49117300This makes sense thinking about a lot of my coworkers.
>>49119855Based dubs.Include Jackie Chan on the screen cap
>>49117499>You might die from this gastric band because the immense amount of fat compressing your chest will cause respiratory failure, and I don't want to take the risk of potentially losing my medical license over one surgery. It would be safer and easier for you to just lose weight first. >"I-it's your fault!"
>>49117263>what is a linebacker?Are these people fucking stupid? Have they never seen American football? These guys on the line are fucking 300lb tanks. They aren't """""fathletes""""" they're fucking monsters.Instead of being a squishy 250 that gets winded on his way to the game store to play cardfight vanguard and suck down mountain dew, these guys are literally running down the fastest niggers in America and hitting them with the force of a refrigerator.
>>49120583I want to powerwash it so bad
>>49123969I want to throw him in a jet shower room and lock the door
>>49120084Sorry, we will always refer to it properly as "gastroenteritis" from now on. Very sorry to offend your refined eurocuck sense of decorum.
>>49117318how to delete people
>>49121239kids are expensive. As fuck.
>>49117463>What is cause and effect Yeah totally not because the turbofatties will get mocked for being enormous lardballs, must be because people on the internets was mean.
>>49120583My mind is boggling at the sheer delusion of some people that might actually look at him and go "just because he's fat doesn't mean he's unhealthy!!"
>>49123899I think a fridge weighs less then 300 lbs but i get your post. Your frustration was pretty funny, thanks.
>>49117330Thats because kids are out making their own decisions and they dont know how.
>>49117370>Fat DOES NOT EQUAL overeatingImagine being this motherfucking retarded and in such deep denial of your obscene gluttony.
>>49117499doctors mostly chose to prevent disease before they come, as its the safest option. god fat people have fat where their brains should be.
>>49120715this is what fatblocker pills doall that fat that is "blocked" has to go somewhere.
>>49124012are you kiddinga fucking trebuchet couldn't throw that guy
>>49121046and, dare i say it, redpilled
>>49120715Imagine stepping out of your apartment building and seeing THAT on the concrete.What would you be thinking? WOULD YOU KNOW?!What if you didn't think anything of it and just stepped on it? Ugh!
>>49122903Ayyy that's a me! About to have my sixth cup of coffee today, and I'm supposed to already have gone to sleep. Don't matter, I'm staying home tomorrow since I have to so I can't workout. May as well stay up all night playing vidya!AHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE HELP ME I JUST WANT TO REST BUT I CAN'T HE WON'T LET ME TIME FOR A SEVENTH CUP OF JAVA BEANS ARE TASTY WHEN THEY'RE COVERED IN CHOCOLATE I SHOULD GO TO THE STORE AND BUY SOME BUT IT IS SNOWING FUCK IT SEE YOU LATER CHEESEBALLS!
>>49123464It was all good until the chocolate came out.Then I couldn't stop screaming.
>>49125504Fuck, people unironically cringepost like this.I often wonder what their entire group og friends is like.>nyah_burnthewitch_burnthewitch_furriesbuyingfoam.webm
>>49126405i don't think it's so bad anon, honestly it's somehow wholesome in a cringy, 2007 sort of way
>>49126497It's cringy like little kids leaving comments on youtube videos following this format.Me: SomethingSomething else: ContradictoryMe: Failed rebuttal Me: *executes an action*I don't get it. It's not wholesome so much as it's like someones parents who told their kids everything they ever said was cool.
>>49117463Kek. More fake news from the Clinton News Network.
>>49121963clearly not, idiot. just look at the map, its barely bigger than Arizona.
>>49119855>>49119855thats not very funny,powerlifting isn't a sport.
>>49117730Thats true but you don't leave your fat home when you go to work. It's not fair to expect co-workers to pick up your slack cause your too fat to get the job done.
>>49117630a little late desu
>>49117730fat people are less productive, more sick days, more health insurance. how many companies actually go the effort to improve their employees, college boy?
>>49117335>everyone is trying to be friends to the fat cow that doesn't deserve friendsWhy don't they just call her a fat piece of shit and move on?
>>49117370>>49124708Technically they aren't wrong. Many people get fat more so from drinking soda and energy drinks and shit rather than eating a lot.
>>49121197they dont really care. shame is the pain reaction of a society.
>>49121416>private companies>offer health insuranceor>private companies>wealth taken by government >offered health insurance with a little off the top to pay the government for their great servicechoose one, yuro
>>49126860Careful, the yurosheep will choose the latter
>>49123474he was born before 8 years before the Spanish-American War...
>>49126860Why the fuck should the companies pay at all? The government should pay for it.
>>49120583Jesus, just kill him already, put him out of his misery. All he's living through is pain everyday.
>>49126870we all choose our gravesexcept abortion babies..
>>49120715No fucking way only one piece of toilet paper cleaned his ass up after that. He literally just wiped off some and pulled his pants up and walked away with shit still sloshing around in there
>>49126892who pays the government, smart one? trick question: no one. nobody pays their thief.
>>49126892>Why the fuck should the companies pay at allwell for one, it's a powerful incentive for prospective and current employess. turns out it costs less for both parties to pool it amongst a whole work staff than for individual insurance policies that a person couldnt afford with the same job sans company insurancebut no, your right. the institution with a net worth of -$20,000,000,000,000 can and shoud pay for everyone's health costs
>>49126959taxation is theftbased and redpilled
>>49126959>Muh government steals muh moneyIf the government only used the populations money, there would be no need for a government. Any good government can do it by either paying for it with their own money, or by making the thing/service free by law. Doest even need to be free, the government just has to go 'this new law prohibits doctors from charging more than $5 for a service or product' and everything would be ok. The only reason it's not done ib the US is because the government is so corrupt and want to pretend it needs the poeples money when it doesn't.
>>49117318It's real.It's fucking real.Britain is a meme.https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html
What it's really like to be judged as 'that fat person' on a planehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoiml0Co50Yhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/3fe7c414-c51a-4bfa-ae31-e992d68ffe2f
>>49120583This thing cannot leave its bed. It cannot feed itself. Why can't whoever is feeding it just STOP FEEDING IT?
>>49117351Man I love foreigners
>>49127134I like how all the voices in that video are women. Not fitting into an airplane seat is the fault of everyone else.Makes me think about this guy:https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/nl-man-drops-326-lbs-after-fort-mcmurray-escape-1.4601130>567 lb fat ass>Town goes up in flames>Has to take up two seats on the evac plane>Feels super bad about it>Spends the next two years losing 300lbs
>>49117330Have experienced this. From what I’ve gathered it’s a combination of these factors: not being in sports/gym class anymore, eating unhealthy cheap foods, most large colleges have buffet style dinning center so they stuff their faces on meal swipes, drinking often, stress, and not getting much sleep.
>>49117263Then go do long distance swimming, unironically one of the only things fats are good at, being a land whale translates into being a sea whale i guess.
>>49126833foulest thing i've learned this year
>>49120741Seriously WTF, That is just sick mixing chocolate with Cheese and Tomato. Makes me wanna puke.
>>49127509if there were any slippery orange mysteries in your past, you now know what they were
>>49120955informative & succinct post. you get a (you)also, goddamn fatties
>>49120741Thank you for this. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
>>49127134>funded by public universityembarrassing. im sorry, U.K.
>>49127157well the chinese sure dont
>>49127213what a champ.being obese is a waste of life, but to lose extreme weight is a new lease on life.Wish this guy all the best.
>>49117335>high calorie haterademy fuckkng sides!
>>49120084>>49119522shouldnt you lose weight from a stomach bug? i lost 5kg in 2 weeks cause of campylobacter
>>49120741fucking americans lol do they really eat this?
>>49129802That's from a German TV show. But yes Americans really eat this.
>>49120741Looks a bit like one of HowToBasic's videos.
>>49127134Isn't point B located in the Baltic sea?
>>49130080>Without physical painDo these retards not realize how uncomfortable it is to sit sideways to make room for an obese passenger? I had to endure this goddamn shite for 2 hours and came out of the plane wanting to shoot up the goddamn place and with a bent spine. Companies who force these subhumans to buy multiple seats are a goddamn blessing to humanty.
>>49119725you don't get rid of fat cells, they just shrink or expand upon adiposity
>>49119878prime example of how money ruins lives of morons
>>49129795Get gastro and lose a kilo a day. A fucking week of gastro put me months behind on my weight goals.>>49129826I'm an idiot, please explain.
>>49130347Not true there is newer research showing that fat cells are lost if they are not used/needed for a longer amount of time.
>>49117463Overweight women who don't believe negative messages about their bodies are also at a greater risk of heart disease.Just 'Saiyan
>>49117480If we spent less on the hungry we'd probably be colonizing Mars rn>ofallsadwords.jpg
>>49119522>man eats less and loses weight>woman doesn't eat less and gains weight>thinkingemoji
I come into these threads occasionally and post these medical obesity stories. If anyone has any medical /fph/ or wants to greentext it right now, please post it. This is easily my most treasured collection of fph.Dumpan my collection.
>>49131398Holy shit I didn't notice that. That's fucking gold
>>49121286It's like if you're craving salt it might be your body telling you your iodine deficient. However it's been cooped by fatties to justify their gluttony.
This ones shopped I think, but it could be a real story.
>>49120583POP OFF JAMES
>>49123174>take pills that block absorption of fat >have to eat low fat while taking the pillsSounds like these pills are useless
>>49123296It’s the car tarp for a honda
>>49131442That's what happens when you have diabetes and don't get your feet checked, eventually they will just literally rot off.
>>49127134>niggers forced to sit in the back based
>>49124447Well there’s a reason William Perry was called the Fridge...
>>49130080>shipping Californians to the middle of the BalticCan we do this, please?
>>49127134It's not that they take up more of the "commodified space" but the fact that they pay the same as me and take up MY space that I paid for. I paid for that fucking ticket so I can COMFORTABLY get to somewhere.
>>49118642Honestly, niggers being niggers is better than niggers forcing themselves into white society.
It's basically eating what you crave when you crave it so you dont worsen your eating disorder, but also eating reasonable quantities and stopping when you're full. It upsets to find out fatties have exploited this. It really is a good idea.
>>49127134This is a great meme, thank you. Some things I noticed about the video>seats are drawn wider than normal to make it seem like fat people take up less space than they actually do>Telling someone not to put down the armrest because they are fat is reasonable despite that being the exact size where someone would be in someone else's seat.>I hate crowded areas and even I don't find planes that bad, only fat people complain about being crowded>"no choice to take more than their fair share", and didn't buy a second seat which would be the only fair way to resolve it.>"we're rocket scientists because we have to figure out how to fit our enormous bodies into a normal area">"People need to learn that it's ok for me to be gluttonous and unfairly take up the space they paid for because I'm tired of feeling bad about my disgusting body"That was quite a ride
>>49124886Why does that look like Emília Clarke laughing?
>>49117630I like to imagine this is always the same guy, and if you are I want you to know I love you
>>49127052>the government just has to go 'this new law prohibits doctors from charging more than $5 for a service or product' and everything would be ok.Imagine unironically being this retarded
>>49124483in my experience, there are way less fat people at university.you have to have some semblance of intelligence to get in, so the fat tards are culled
>>49117208Seriously why live life? No one even moderately successful looks like this. Disgusting.
>>49117284Typeface is dumb asf
why do fat women always claim to be athletes?
>>49130380the joke is that the woman is doing everything to lose weight, including getting a stomach bug, but doesn't have the same level of results as the man.and yea, you are an idiot, but that's okay
>>49127134>not fitting in the seat makes me feel like less of a personIf you were less of a person you'd fit in the seat
>>49127134>we might not get an equal share of space but we deserve our fair shareBaka
Nobody can tell me how beautiful I amStop fatshaming for cover your insecurities
>>49120834She's kinda right. Being thin is far better than being fat. She's just not acknowledging that in a good, useful way, because she is blaming society instead of herself.
>>49132414fucking top kek
>>49132799For reference, in order to plateau, he needs to eat 3000 calories minimum
>Cousin is 400lbs. Lives with his parents but he's 42 and lives on benefit>Has gf in thailand who's after a greencard who he wants to visit>He's a nasty cunt and a cheapass>Books flights and goes on bragging to whole family that he can get a free upgrade because he doesn't fit in the seat and no one will sit next to him.>Wants upgrade because then he gets free food and drink on the long trip. And he's too broke to pay for the food in standard class>Family hates him and all hate that he's planning on being shitty to fellow passengers and staff.>He's a thick shit and needed my moms help to book his flight. He books a middle seat so he can kick up a fuss.>Mom and his dad (who hates him) come up with plan. They buy another ticket for each way and book the widow next to him.>Cousin goes for flight and harasses staff for upgrade but doesn't get one.>Because the seat next to him doesn't turn up he gets asked to move up to the window to not overspill to the next passenger. >Makes big rant on facebook about how it's unfair he was made to stay in economy and cruel because they didn't give him free food like they do for 1st class.>Flight was 13 hoursHe goes once a year and the family are all chipping in to pay for the next flights
>>49120741amerikan traditional cooking
>>49133196>pures lebenthat's clearly german you stupid cunt
>>49133183Great family bonding desu
>>49133261she's clearly a person of culture.
>>49117463Probably because they cope with it by eating a tub of ice cream to calm down after what is literally verbal rape by the white Nazi oppressors.
>>49117351I worked with a Chinese guy this winter and he would always comment on my strength and ask if I was an "army man". Probably had something to do with the fact he was 5'2" and weighed maybe 100 with a couple rocks in his pockets. Nice people.
>>49127134>all hamplanets are female>all hamplanets are American>all hamplanets demand "m-muh fair share, even if it's not the equal share"
>>49117429>Same speciesAlways blows my fucking mind
>>49121429U N I TN II NT I N U
>>49133439That was British
>>49117263>FathleteOk, nobody is stopping you from competing.Chances are that you just suck in most sports, since 200 lbs of fat tend to hinder performance.I think I should put up a challenge:>be manlet with short legs>challange fathletes to a 5k run>bet about 100$+ every time
>>49121300Pretty sure most fat people shit is that orange-brownish liquid with the occasional chunk of peanut or corn. They already smell like shit so they don't worry about it actually being clean. They cant wipe their bulbous asses with their meaty claws so they must sit on the pillow until it soaks up an appropriate amount of liquid and then call it a day.
>>49117499I'm not a surgeon, but I guess operating under several inches of fat isn't exactly easy and fatties are probably more likely to suffer comications with their weak cardiovascular system.
>>49127213Now this is making it physically and mentally
>>49117318The purple one is brutally facemogging the others
>>49119522>dieting for one week>one week
>>49120741It doesn't even seem like she got a plan with that meal other than to stack more and more shit on it like some sort of autistic/diabetic obsession
>>49127134Based guy putting down the armrest and taking back his space.
>>49134147I would like physical barrier between the seats.Not just the armrest, but one that goes the entire length of the seat and stands up like 15 cm or 6".That way fatfucks can't spill over anymore.
>>49131455What happens to person mentally to get them to the point of living like this and thinking its okay?My mind is legit blown
>>49133326The show was basically made to make fun of retards like her and it is heavily scripedet. t. knower, my brother works for the TV network
>>49124884the brain is made of fat retart
>>49126529you do not make sense. please kys.
>>49117499>Could it be that my monstrous figure and innards fuck with the surgery and could possibly kill me?>no clearly its the racist fatphobic doctors trying to kill me
>>49132799Every time I see Boogie, it makes me mad. Can someone please force this man to stop eating for a week?
>>49118562the poor sister holy shit
>>49127134>BBCLOL, Why am I not surprised?
>>49120583"Just a taste, James" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and allign your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly foward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise, and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you hadn't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly think paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corupulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss.
>>49134350To be fair he has made a lot of progress.
>>49127917brits have all sorts of degenerate TV shit funded by taxpayer money. It's such an alien concept to me that I don't know how it even happens
>>49121286>i crave sugar cause i need sugarsugarIt's unironic addiction. imagine feeling emptiness when you go without sugar for 4 hours and you have to feed yourself sugar loaded bullshit constantly not because you enjoy it but because you "need" it. Fatties are fucking disgusting.
>>49132254it's called being a socialist and is very common.
>>49132485Put your tits away sir, you're scaring the children
>>49133183>Helping a welfare queen go on vacation
>>49119522Do Americans really put cream in coffee? Not just normal milk?
>>49134740that's not at all what he said
>>49134842If there is something that is either sweet, fat or both, american did put it in coffee.>bulletproof coffee - add butter to regular black
>>49134530I find myself craving sugar from time to time but some anons told me that it's because the body is dehydrated. I'm glad they told me about this because otherwise I would've never found out and continued stuffing my face with sweet food as usual.
>>49134563This is perhaps closing in on the upper limit. She's still hot. However majority of women at her BF% and higher aren't attractive to the majority of males. I find it amusing that I've been working out for the past 10 years, 5 years natty, 5 years enhanced and I enjoy it for what it is. I've never posted pics of myself on social media. It's a cancer I want to stay well away from.
>>49134563>did i mention im healthy?When this becomes a repeated selling point youre probably not that healthy
>>49134563Would unironically absolutely demolish that THICC bitch hhhuunngghh
>>49118329Based '"based"'based"based"poster"' poster
>>49117351china has a lot of problems but obesity aint one
>>491356385'6 and 14 jesus
>>49135638> looks like a short fat sack of shit> demands someone not just funny, but hilarious> Ambitious aka you need to make good money or be on your way to make good money lol the nerve on this hobbit
>>49117499i hope surgeons focus on improving techniques for people trying to live as long as possible
>>49118562>>49121300>>49133691Ok but hear me out... that pillow would get coated and soaked through with shit and orange poop oil pretty quickly. It isn't a fucking black hole that just absorbs it endlessly. What happens?! Do they just throw the pillows in a washing machine? I HAVE TO KNOW!
>>49135783>top row is wife tier>bottom row is incinerator tierI cry every time.
>>49135408>>49135062both the right opinion
>>49127324>being a land whale translates into being a sea whale i guess.This is literally the evolutionary lineage of actual whales.
>>49129614>Marrying a Deathclaw.Pretty alpha not gonna lie desu.
>>49129795>>49130380How do I deliberately get gastro for months straight? Asking for a friend.
>>49117463Somewhere along the line CNN took a nosedive.
Does anyone have the picture of the guy who turned into a fat soiboy after getting married?
>>49136326It's always been bad
>>49134440why do you faggots insist on posting this in every thread
>>49121179>sausagesI wouldn't go so far as to call ballpark or vienna franks sausages. sausages in my mind are much higher quality, like bratwurst.
>>49123899yess GO COWBOYS
>>49136682Ayy Cowboys stadium opens up so god can watch them play. Go boys.
>>49136898>extremely restricted diet>fat>very high IQHmmm
>>49135654obesity is skyrocketing in china you dolt, they have an extremely high incidence of diabetes at that
>>49131481Holy fuckI lost it at the mice.