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/fph/
Obeast genocide edition
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>>49117231
someone post the Doraemon edit pls
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>>49117216
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>>49117263
Fuck does this fat fuck know about sports
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>>49117300
The difference in fat level at high school vs once you're in college is astounding.
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>Free movement
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>>49117208
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>>49117480
It's hilarious when fat people think they know what hunger is
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>>49117531
maybe her kid wouldn't be so hungry if she'd stop eating all the damn food
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>people
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>>49117671
Tbqh, your place of work has nothing to do with your private life
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>>49117318
£22k a year for four people would genuinely be difficult to live in for a family that eats normal portions. My wife and I earn a combined £55k a year before tax and we have two kids. We live comfortably but if we didn't have savings and something we're to happen to a car or something thag needed a big payout we would struggle for a few months.
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>>49117335
Kek.
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I can't take a fat person serious. If you're incapable of maintaining your own physical health and well being then how do I expect me to believe you can manage anything external from yourself? It's a clear example of your lack of willpower and slobbiness. There are exemptions I'm sure. There are probably a many few overweight people in history that were extremely intellectual with great ideas.
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>>49117436
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>>49117630
based
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>>49117429
>The very next day, Barb dyed her hair purple.
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>>49117991
based "based" poster
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>>49117300
Would this be the same 100-200+ years ago when we didn't know shit about health? We used to think butter lubricated our arteries and shit
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>>49117630
based and upvoted
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>>49117630
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>>49118081
based "based "based" poster "
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>>49117630
doing god's work anon
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>>49118196
I doubt it. fat people hate sub got banned on reddit.
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>>49117208
the guy in the back hahaha
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>>49118329
i tried to avoid this reddit tier meme. it was funny once
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>>49117263
This made me angry
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You have to admit it, it is pretty cute
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>>49117630
based "people" poster
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>>49117208
Who has the sad comic edit of this where it shows his childhood with his dad or something?
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Some stolen OC for you lads
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>>49118131
Intelligence: Effective application of knowledge.

We now know definitively being fat is really bad for our health.
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>>49117351
Based chinks.
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>>49118562
There is nothing cute about this. It is disgusting and just reading it has given me pinkeye
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>>49118642
just proves that blacks are racist
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>>49118651
Congratulations you can't read.
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>>49117499
This makes me so mad

“Make your job harder and out in more effort, so I can stay a fat lazy gluttonous fucking piece of shit, waste of “human” DNA”

FUUUUCCCCCKKKK
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>>49117351

China and Japan are fucking based when it comes to landwhales
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>>49117531
Surprisingly, since fat cells produce hormones which make you hungry, I bet fatties know the feeling all too well.
It gets worse when they go diabetic, their cells can't absorb the sugar and are literally starving in their body while they're stuffing their face, destroying their circulation system
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>>49117671
>#intuitive eating
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>>49117531
>>49119626
I always found it weird how my stomach would feel like it was tearing apart when I stopped eating for five hours as an obese person, but ever since I got back to normal I can last about a day or two without feeling hunger.
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>>49118405
Everyone moved to r/fatlogic (where a lot of the images here come from and vise versa)
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>>49119682
afaik fat cells are hard to get rid of, they just lose most of the fat, which is also why fatties put the weight back on pretty easily.
How long since you've been a fatty anon?
And good job on not being one anymore
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>>49117263
>We need fat people in sports


It's called powerlifting........
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>>49119725
I was a fatty since I was about 6, and I stopped being one at 19. It's a funny story how I got obese. My family won the easy lottery once and decided to not cook for three months. I only ate fast food and chugged down so much damn soda.
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>>49119522
How much coffee was this dude drinking?
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>>49119896

Man:
-Stopped drinking 20 coffees a day as an excuse to chug something sweet with cream.

Woman:
-Cut out carbs, but to silence her craving stuffed herself with more food, so her CICO was still positive
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>>49119522
>stomach bug
Can Americans please stop refering to diseases and infections as "bugs"?
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>>49120084
That's not an American thing, it's a UK thing.
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>>49119695
>r/fatlogic
didn't know about fatlogic. bookmarked.
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>>49120583
JESUS CHRIST I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE VIDEO.
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>>49117463
Or perhaps women that are dangerously fat actually believe that they are fat.
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>>49120715
Holy shit I didnt know people could shit that hard jesus christ dude
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>>49118562
I was hesitant at first because bidets are far superior to toilet paper, but then I was disgusted
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>>49120741
DOMINIQUE BITTE
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>>49120715
is that cartman?
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>>49120583
god has abandoned us
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>>49118562
Wait is THIS why the shart in mart meme is real? Do fat people really just not fucking use toilet paper?
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>>49120904
Shart in mart meme exist because of the diet pills the fatties take.
It prevents your digestion system from absorbing oil so it ends up leaking out of their ass without them noticing.
You are not supposed to eat fatty foods while taking those but fatties lack discipline
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>>49120955
God damn I love being thin
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>>49120715
Didn't see that coming
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>>49117300
Sauce?
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>>49117284
Based
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>>49117630
Every threas, anon
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>>49120741
>cheese, tomato, sausages
>" hmm it could be a nice bulking thing if done with good ingredients like home made tomato sauce and meat"
>suddenly chocolate

What in the unholy fuck is this shit?
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>>49117263
Nobody kicked fats out, they just can't compete. They'd need to make a separate category just so they'd have a chance, like special olympics or women's division
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>>49120955
Fuck, besides not eating oil do they fucking know that adult diapers exist?
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>>49120828
based bidetbro
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>>49119348
Carryover expertise from actual whales
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>>49117781
You're doing something very wrong. I earn £30k, I'm able to afford to pay my mortgage, car, and eat, pay my bills, etc.

I pay £25 a week for my weekly shop. I eat well, don't over indulge. They are fat and lazy. They demand more, but don't do anything to actually better their lives.

Assuming you multiply my food budget by 4 (ignoring multi-pack savings), they are easily able to feed themselves, just not what they want to feed themselves, which is far too much.
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>>49120955
I can verify that the pills do work such as hydroxy cut. They helped me loose about 90lb and now I'm a healthy 6'3" 211 with some decent muscle on me but I can say they don't do shit if you don't follow up with exercise and at least half ass dieting.
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>>49118131
100-200 years ago we didn't really have a demographic of obese people, so it's hard to say. However, ever since the dawn of civilization, or even before that, we've had people smart enough to figure out things like "eating a lot makes you bigger than eating less" and "the more heavy things you lift, the easier it gets to lift heavy things".
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>>49117730
If they're paying for your health insurance, they have a vested interest in you not being a fat piece of crap
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>>49117671
>intuitive eating

Oh boy, what meme is this then?
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>>49119682
Insulin is a bitch
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>>49118562
>sitting on pillows

What the fuck? you just get a shit stained pillow, how does this actually clean you though?
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>>49120741
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What in the absolute fuck of all horrifying fucks, it's rare I actually post but jesus christ this...

Why isn't there subtitles, I need to know what this creature is growling.
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>>49120084
>be European
>see person do thing I don't like
>"fucking Americans"

You guys are obsessed
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>>49121285
>Not having socialized healthcare
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>>49121353
>be American
>feel offended at someone pointing out an oddity you do
>claim they're European because only Europeans can possibly dislike things you do
Sounds like you're the obsessed one.
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>>49119695
>>49120588
Just checked it out, didn't see the terms "obeast", "hamplanet" or "buttergolem" anywhere. Reddit as fuck. Sad!
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>>49117429
>birth of an SJW
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>>49121444
>no u
uhuh, totally
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>>49118642
This is why you never appeal to sJEWS or blacks. They'll just hate you more for it, as anyone should!

Don't forget! FUCK NIGGERS
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>>49121416
>forced to pay for the care of fat retards and smokers
pass
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>>49120583
>that thumbnail
POP OFF JAMES
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>>49120583
Just, fucking take a god damn syringe of potassium chloride and do the kind thing, Jesus. There is no quality of life there, there is no point, he is fucking done, just put the poor stupid bastard down.
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>>49117216
What the fuck? I thought Texas was the biggest state not Montana?
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>>49117426
This is what the average remainer looks like
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>>49120955
One thing about how the pills are supposed to work. If they stop you from digesting fat and you aren't allowed to eat fatty foods while consuming it, what's the benefit? I suppose that the point is that loads of food has some amounts of fat in them which is being stopped from being digested without the drawbacks, but if you eat too fatty foods then you get your leaks, but every time I read about it it seems to be presented otherwise.

I guess it could almost work like antabuse, but that's probably not the intention.
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>>49121623
there is literally nothing wrong with smoking
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>>49117335
This girl has some kind of vendeta against shaving.
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>>49121837
Alaska is the biggest state, you mong
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>>49121906
t. yurotard
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>>49119855
fucking delete this
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>>49121837
That map uses Mercator projection, which makes everything closer to the north pole look bigger.
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>>49121963
On The Mainland I Mean
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>>49120583
just put the damn thing out of its misery. that's no way to live
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why don't they just eat less and start working out
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>>49121286
>I crave copious amounts of sugars because my body needs them
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>>49120583
i

i kinda want to touch it
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>>49120741
Where the fuck is the rest?
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>>49121996
Alaska is on the mainland
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>>49120715
fucking what kind of pills do this
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>>49117480
I don't get this one, America has always spent like 3-5 times more on gibs than on NASA. What the fuck are they protesting about?
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>>49120741
Simply Sara's twin sister?
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>>49119855
Fucking LOL
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>>49119896
A lot, anon
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Based Colonel Sanders
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>>49122629
there's a weight loss medication that stops the body from digesting fat, it's major downside is that the fat then comes out as liquid, explosive diarrhea.
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>>49123093
>it's major downside is that the fat then comes out as liquid, explosive diarrhea.
No, not for normal Humans. If you take this pills you should eat low fat food. But yeah this fattys just eat KFC and Burgers anyways so this shit happens.
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>>49117429
Amazed that a person can get to that size willingly. Also amazed that they had a suit in its size
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>>49118562
Hoping this is fake
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>>49121179
At first it's basically a ghetto lasagna.
Then the chocolate comes.
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>>49122986
The Colonel was taken too soon from us
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>>49120741
This webm makes me physically Ill. I legit wanna throw up just thinking about how much of a poison this is.
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>>49122426
He means contiguous
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>>49117447
>deletes opposition
>still feels need to sling mud
Yeah, that's a woman alright
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>>49123474
He was doing God’s work, selling fats chicken to being them to their death faster
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>>49117300
This makes sense thinking about a lot of my coworkers.
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>>49119855
Based dubs.
Include Jackie Chan on the screen cap
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>>49117499
>You might die from this gastric band because the immense amount of fat compressing your chest will cause respiratory failure, and I don't want to take the risk of potentially losing my medical license over one surgery. It would be safer and easier for you to just lose weight first.
>"I-it's your fault!"
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>>49117263
>what is a linebacker?

Are these people fucking stupid? Have they never seen American football? These guys on the line are fucking 300lb tanks. They aren't """""fathletes""""" they're fucking monsters.

Instead of being a squishy 250 that gets winded on his way to the game store to play cardfight vanguard and suck down mountain dew, these guys are literally running down the fastest niggers in America and hitting them with the force of a refrigerator.
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>>49120583
I want to powerwash it so bad
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>>49123969
I want to throw him in a jet shower room and lock the door
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>>49120084
Sorry, we will always refer to it properly as "gastroenteritis" from now on. Very sorry to offend your refined eurocuck sense of decorum.
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>>49117318
how to delete people
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>>49121239
kids are expensive. As fuck.
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>>49117463
>What is cause and effect
Yeah totally not because the turbofatties will get mocked for being enormous lardballs, must be because people on the internets was mean.
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>>49120583
My mind is boggling at the sheer delusion of some people that might actually look at him and go "just because he's fat doesn't mean he's unhealthy!!"
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>>49123899
I think a fridge weighs less then 300 lbs but i get your post. Your frustration was pretty funny, thanks.
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>>49117330
Thats because kids are out making their own decisions and they dont know how.
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>>49117370
>Fat DOES NOT EQUAL overeating
Imagine being this motherfucking retarded and in such deep denial of your obscene gluttony.
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>>49117499
doctors mostly chose to prevent disease before they come, as its the safest option. god fat people have fat where their brains should be.
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>>49120715
this is what fatblocker pills do
all that fat that is "blocked" has to go somewhere.
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>>49124012
are you kidding
a fucking trebuchet couldn't throw that guy
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>>49121046
and, dare i say it, redpilled
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>>49120715
Imagine stepping out of your apartment building and seeing THAT on the concrete.
What would you be thinking? WOULD YOU KNOW?!
What if you didn't think anything of it and just stepped on it? Ugh!
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>>49122903
Ayyy that's a me! About to have my sixth cup of coffee today, and I'm supposed to already have gone to sleep. Don't matter, I'm staying home tomorrow since I have to so I can't workout. May as well stay up all night playing vidya!

AHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE HELP ME I JUST WANT TO REST BUT I CAN'T HE WON'T LET ME TIME FOR A SEVENTH CUP OF JAVA BEANS ARE TASTY WHEN THEY'RE COVERED IN CHOCOLATE I SHOULD GO TO THE STORE AND BUY SOME BUT IT IS SNOWING FUCK IT SEE YOU LATER CHEESEBALLS!
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>>49123464
It was all good until the chocolate came out.
Then I couldn't stop screaming.
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>>49125504
Fuck, people unironically cringepost like this.
I often wonder what their entire group og friends is like.
>nyah_burnthewitch_burnthewitch_furriesbuyingfoam.webm
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>>49126405
i don't think it's so bad anon, honestly it's somehow wholesome in a cringy, 2007 sort of way
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>>49126497
It's cringy like little kids leaving comments on youtube videos following this format.
Me: Something
Something else: Contradictory
Me: Failed rebuttal
Me: *executes an action*

I don't get it. It's not wholesome so much as it's like someones parents who told their kids everything they ever said was cool.
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>>49117463
Kek. More fake news from the Clinton News Network.
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>>49121963
clearly not, idiot. just look at the map, its barely bigger than Arizona.
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>>49119855
>>49119855
thats not very funny,

powerlifting isn't a sport.
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>>49117730
Thats true but you don't leave your fat home when you go to work. It's not fair to expect co-workers to pick up your slack cause your too fat to get the job done.
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>>49117630
a little late desu
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>>49121286
drug addiction
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>>49117730
fat people are less productive, more sick days, more health insurance. how many companies actually go the effort to improve their employees, college boy?
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>>49117335
>everyone is trying to be friends to the fat cow that doesn't deserve friends
Why don't they just call her a fat piece of shit and move on?
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>>49117370
>>49124708
Technically they aren't wrong. Many people get fat more so from drinking soda and energy drinks and shit rather than eating a lot.
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>>49121197
they dont really care. shame is the pain reaction of a society.
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>>49121416
>private companies
>offer health insurance
or
>private companies
>wealth taken by government
>offered health insurance with a little off the top to pay the government for their great service

choose one, yuro
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>>49126860
Careful, the yurosheep will choose the latter
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>>49123474
he was born before 8 years before the Spanish-American War...
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>>49126860
Why the fuck should the companies pay at all? The government should pay for it.
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>>49120583
Jesus, just kill him already, put him out of his misery. All he's living through is pain everyday.
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>>49126870
we all choose our graves

except abortion babies..
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>>49120715
No fucking way only one piece of toilet paper cleaned his ass up after that. He literally just wiped off some and pulled his pants up and walked away with shit still sloshing around in there
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>>49126892
who pays the government, smart one?

trick question: no one. nobody pays their thief.
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>>49120834
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>>49126892
>Why the fuck should the companies pay at all
well for one, it's a powerful incentive for prospective and current employess. turns out it costs less for both parties to pool it amongst a whole work staff than for individual insurance policies that a person couldnt afford with the same job sans company insurance

but no, your right. the institution with a net worth of -$20,000,000,000,000 can and shoud pay for everyone's health costs
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>>49126959
taxation is theft
based and redpilled
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>>49126959
>Muh government steals muh money
If the government only used the populations money, there would be no need for a government. Any good government can do it by either paying for it with their own money, or by making the thing/service free by law. Doest even need to be free, the government just has to go 'this new law prohibits doctors from charging more than $5 for a service or product' and everything would be ok. The only reason it's not done ib the US is because the government is so corrupt and want to pretend it needs the poeples money when it doesn't.
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>>49117318
It's real.

It's fucking real.

Britain is a meme.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html
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What it's really like to be judged as 'that fat person' on a plane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoiml0Co50Y

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/3fe7c414-c51a-4bfa-ae31-e992d68ffe2f
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>>49120583
This thing cannot leave its bed. It cannot feed itself. Why can't whoever is feeding it just STOP FEEDING IT?
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>>49117351
Man I love foreigners
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>>49127134

I like how all the voices in that video are women. Not fitting into an airplane seat is the fault of everyone else.

Makes me think about this guy:

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/nl-man-drops-326-lbs-after-fort-mcmurray-escape-1.4601130

>567 lb fat ass
>Town goes up in flames
>Has to take up two seats on the evac plane
>Feels super bad about it
>Spends the next two years losing 300lbs
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>>49117330
Have experienced this. From what I’ve gathered it’s a combination of these factors: not being in sports/gym class anymore, eating unhealthy cheap foods, most large colleges have buffet style dinning center so they stuff their faces on meal swipes, drinking often, stress, and not getting much sleep.
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>>49117263
Then go do long distance swimming, unironically one of the only things fats are good at, being a land whale translates into being a sea whale i guess.
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>>49126833
foulest thing i've learned this year
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>>49120741
Seriously WTF, That is just sick mixing chocolate with Cheese and Tomato. Makes me wanna puke.
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>>49127509
if there were any slippery orange mysteries in your past, you now know what they were
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>>49120955
informative & succinct post. you get a (you)

also, goddamn fatties
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>>49120741
Thank you for this. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
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>>49127134
>funded by public university
embarrassing. im sorry, U.K.
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>>49127157
well the chinese sure dont
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>>49127213
what a champ.
being obese is a waste of life, but to lose extreme weight is a new lease on life.
Wish this guy all the best.
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>>49117335
>high calorie haterade

my fuckkng sides!
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>>49120084
>>49119522
shouldnt you lose weight from a stomach bug?

i lost 5kg in 2 weeks cause of campylobacter
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>>49120741
fucking americans lol do they really eat this?
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>>49129795
>that'sthejoke.jpg
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>>49129802
That's from a German TV show. But yes Americans really eat this.
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>>49120741
Looks a bit like one of HowToBasic's videos.
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>>49127134
Isn't point B located in the Baltic sea?
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>>49117630
never leave
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>>49130080
>Without physical pain

Do these retards not realize how uncomfortable it is to sit sideways to make room for an obese passenger? I had to endure this goddamn shite for 2 hours and came out of the plane wanting to shoot up the goddamn place and with a bent spine.

Companies who force these subhumans to buy multiple seats are a goddamn blessing to humanty.
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>>49119725
you don't get rid of fat cells, they just shrink or expand upon adiposity
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>>49119878
prime example of how money ruins lives of morons
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>>49129795
Get gastro and lose a kilo a day. A fucking week of gastro put me months behind on my weight goals.

>>49129826
I'm an idiot, please explain.
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>>49130347
Not true there is newer research showing that fat cells are lost if they are not used/needed for a longer amount of time.
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>>49117463
Overweight women who don't believe negative messages about their bodies are also at a greater risk of heart disease.
Just 'Saiyan
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>>49119855
Kekked
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>>49117480
If we spent less on the hungry we'd probably be colonizing Mars rn
>ofallsadwords.jpg
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>>49119522
>man eats less and loses weight
>woman doesn't eat less and gains weight
>thinkingemoji
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I come into these threads occasionally and post these medical obesity stories. If anyone has any medical /fph/ or wants to greentext it right now, please post it. This is easily my most treasured collection of fph.

Dumpan my collection.
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>>49131398
Holy shit I didn't notice that. That's fucking gold
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>>49121286
It's like if you're craving salt it might be your body telling you your iodine deficient. However it's been cooped by fatties to justify their gluttony.
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This ones shopped I think, but it could be a real story.
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>>49120583
POP OFF JAMES
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>>49123174
>take pills that block absorption of fat
>have to eat low fat while taking the pills
Sounds like these pills are useless
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>>49123296
It’s the car tarp for a honda
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>>49131442
That's what happens when you have diabetes and don't get your feet checked, eventually they will just literally rot off.
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>>49127134
>niggers forced to sit in the back
based
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>>49124447
Well there’s a reason William Perry was called the Fridge...
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>>49130080
>shipping Californians to the middle of the Baltic
Can we do this, please?
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>>49127134
It's not that they take up more of the "commodified space" but the fact that they pay the same as me and take up MY space that I paid for.
I paid for that fucking ticket so I can COMFORTABLY get to somewhere.
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>>49118642
Honestly, niggers being niggers is better than niggers forcing themselves into white society.
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>>49119855
Based
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It's basically eating what you crave when you crave it so you dont worsen your eating disorder, but also eating reasonable quantities and stopping when you're full.

It upsets to find out fatties have exploited this. It really is a good idea.
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>>49127134
This is a great meme, thank you. Some things I noticed about the video

>seats are drawn wider than normal to make it seem like fat people take up less space than they actually do
>Telling someone not to put down the armrest because they are fat is reasonable despite that being the exact size where someone would be in someone else's seat.
>I hate crowded areas and even I don't find planes that bad, only fat people complain about being crowded
>"no choice to take more than their fair share", and didn't buy a second seat which would be the only fair way to resolve it.
>"we're rocket scientists because we have to figure out how to fit our enormous bodies into a normal area"
>"People need to learn that it's ok for me to be gluttonous and unfairly take up the space they paid for because I'm tired of feeling bad about my disgusting body"

That was quite a ride
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>>49124886
Why does that look like Emília Clarke laughing?
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>>49117630
I like to imagine this is always the same guy, and if you are I want you to know I love you
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>>49127052
>the government just has to go 'this new law prohibits doctors from charging more than $5 for a service or product' and everything would be ok.
Imagine unironically being this retarded
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>>49124483
in my experience, there are way less fat people at university.

you have to have some semblance of intelligence to get in, so the fat tards are culled
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>>49117208
Seriously why live life? No one even moderately successful looks like this. Disgusting.
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>>49117284
Typeface is dumb asf
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>>49117447
very brave
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why do fat women always claim to be athletes?
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>>49130380
the joke is that the woman is doing everything to lose weight, including getting a stomach bug, but doesn't have the same level of results as the man.


and yea, you are an idiot, but that's okay
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>>49127134
>not fitting in the seat makes me feel like less of a person
If you were less of a person you'd fit in the seat
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>>49127134
>we might not get an equal share of space but we deserve our fair share
Baka
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Nobody can tell me how beautiful I am
Stop fatshaming for cover your insecurities
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>>49119855
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>>49120834
She's kinda right. Being thin is far better than being fat. She's just not acknowledging that in a good, useful way, because she is blaming society instead of herself.
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>>49132414
fucking top kek
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>>49132799
For reference, in order to plateau, he needs to eat 3000 calories minimum
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>Cousin is 400lbs. Lives with his parents but he's 42 and lives on benefit
>Has gf in thailand who's after a greencard who he wants to visit
>He's a nasty cunt and a cheapass
>Books flights and goes on bragging to whole family that he can get a free upgrade because he doesn't fit in the seat and no one will sit next to him.
>Wants upgrade because then he gets free food and drink on the long trip. And he's too broke to pay for the food in standard class
>Family hates him and all hate that he's planning on being shitty to fellow passengers and staff.
>He's a thick shit and needed my moms help to book his flight. He books a middle seat so he can kick up a fuss.
>Mom and his dad (who hates him) come up with plan. They buy another ticket for each way and book the widow next to him.
>Cousin goes for flight and harasses staff for upgrade but doesn't get one.
>Because the seat next to him doesn't turn up he gets asked to move up to the window to not overspill to the next passenger.
>Makes big rant on facebook about how it's unfair he was made to stay in economy and cruel because they didn't give him free food like they do for 1st class.
>Flight was 13 hours

He goes once a year and the family are all chipping in to pay for the next flights
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>>49120741
amerikan traditional cooking
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>>49133196
>pures leben
that's clearly german you stupid cunt
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>>49133183
Great family bonding desu
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>>49133261
she's clearly a person of culture.
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>>49117463
Probably because they cope with it by eating a tub of ice cream to calm down after what is literally verbal rape by the white Nazi oppressors.
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>>49117351
I worked with a Chinese guy this winter and he would always comment on my strength and ask if I was an "army man". Probably had something to do with the fact he was 5'2" and weighed maybe 100 with a couple rocks in his pockets. Nice people.
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>>49127134
>all hamplanets are female
>all hamplanets are American
>all hamplanets demand "m-muh fair share, even if it's not the equal share"
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>>49117429
>Same species
Always blows my fucking mind
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>>49121429
>wristlet
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>>49121429
U N I T
N I
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T I N U
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>>49127213
nice
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>>49133439
That was British
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>>49129614
>sausageclaws.png
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>>49117263
>Fathlete
Ok, nobody is stopping you from competing.
Chances are that you just suck in most sports, since 200 lbs of fat tend to hinder performance.

I think I should put up a challenge:
>be manlet with short legs
>challange fathletes to a 5k run
>bet about 100$+ every time
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>>49121300
Pretty sure most fat people shit is that orange-brownish liquid with the occasional chunk of peanut or corn. They already smell like shit so they don't worry about it actually being clean. They cant wipe their bulbous asses with their meaty claws so they must sit on the pillow until it soaks up an appropriate amount of liquid and then call it a day.
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>>49117499
I'm not a surgeon, but I guess operating under several inches of fat isn't exactly easy and fatties are probably more likely to suffer comications with their weak cardiovascular system.
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>>49127213
Now this is making it physically and mentally
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>>49117318
The purple one is brutally facemogging the others
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>>49131584
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>>49119522
>dieting for one week
>one week
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>>49118832
kek
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>>49120741
It doesn't even seem like she got a plan with that meal other than to stack more and more shit on it like some sort of autistic/diabetic obsession
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>>49122629
Orlistat
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>>49127134
Based guy putting down the armrest and taking back his space.
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>>49134147
I would like physical barrier between the seats.
Not just the armrest, but one that goes the entire length of the seat and stands up like 15 cm or 6".
That way fatfucks can't spill over anymore.
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>>49131455
What happens to person mentally to get them to the point of living like this and thinking its okay?

My mind is legit blown
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>>49133326
The show was basically made to make fun of retards like her and it is heavily scripedet.
t. knower, my brother works for the TV network
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>>49124884
the brain is made of fat retart
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>>49126529
you do not make sense. please kys.
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>>49117499
>Could it be that my monstrous figure and innards fuck with the surgery and could possibly kill me?
>no clearly its the racist fatphobic doctors trying to kill me
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>>49132799
Every time I see Boogie, it makes me mad. Can someone please force this man to stop eating for a week?
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>>49118562
the poor sister holy shit
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>>49127134
>BBC
LOL, Why am I not surprised?
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>>49120583
"Just a taste, James" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and allign your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly foward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise, and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you hadn't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly think paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corupulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss.
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>>49134350
To be fair he has made a lot of progress.
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>>49127917
brits have all sorts of degenerate TV shit funded by taxpayer money. It's such an alien concept to me that I don't know how it even happens
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>>49120583

POP OFF JAMES
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>>49117630
based peopleposter
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>>49121286
>i crave sugar cause i need sugar
sugar
It's unironic addiction. imagine feeling emptiness when you go without sugar for 4 hours and you have to feed yourself sugar loaded bullshit constantly not because you enjoy it but because you "need" it. Fatties are fucking disgusting.
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>>49132254
it's called being a socialist and is very common.
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>>49132485
Put your tits away sir, you're scaring the children
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>>49133183
>Helping a welfare queen go on vacation
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>>49119522
Do Americans really put cream in coffee? Not just normal milk?
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>>49134740
that's not at all what he said
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>>49134842
If there is something that is either sweet, fat or both, american did put it in coffee.

>bulletproof coffee - add butter to regular black
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>>49134530
I find myself craving sugar from time to time but some anons told me that it's because the body is dehydrated. I'm glad they told me about this because otherwise I would've never found out and continued stuffing my face with sweet food as usual.
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>>49134563

This is perhaps closing in on the upper limit. She's still hot. However majority of women at her BF% and higher aren't attractive to the majority of males.

I find it amusing that I've been working out for the past 10 years, 5 years natty, 5 years enhanced and I enjoy it for what it is. I've never posted pics of myself on social media. It's a cancer I want to stay well away from.
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>>49117499
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>>49134563
>did i mention im healthy?
When this becomes a repeated selling point youre probably not that healthy
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>>49134563
Would unironically absolutely demolish that THICC bitch hhhuunngghh
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>>49118329
Based '"based"'based"based"poster"' poster
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>>49134563
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>>49117351
china has a lot of problems but obesity aint one
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>>49135638
5'6 and 14 jesus
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>>49135638
> looks like a short fat sack of shit
> demands someone not just funny, but hilarious
> Ambitious aka you need to make good money or be on your way to make good money

lol the nerve on this hobbit
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>>49117499
i hope surgeons focus on improving techniques for people trying to live as long as possible
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>>49118562
>>49121300
>>49133691

Ok but hear me out... that pillow would get coated and soaked through with shit and orange poop oil pretty quickly. It isn't a fucking black hole that just absorbs it endlessly. What happens?! Do they just throw the pillows in a washing machine? I HAVE TO KNOW!
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>>49135783
>top row is wife tier
>bottom row is incinerator tier

I cry every time.
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>>49135408
>>49135062
both the right opinion
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>>49127324
>being a land whale translates into being a sea whale i guess.
This is literally the evolutionary lineage of actual whales.
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>>49129614
>Marrying a Deathclaw.
Pretty alpha not gonna lie desu.
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>>49129795
>>49130380

How do I deliberately get gastro for months straight? Asking for a friend.
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>>49117463
Somewhere along the line CNN took a nosedive.
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Does anyone have the picture of the guy who turned into a fat soiboy after getting married?
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>>49136326
It's always been bad
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>>49134440
why do you faggots insist on posting this in every thread
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>>49121179
>sausages
I wouldn't go so far as to call ballpark or vienna franks sausages. sausages in my mind are much higher quality, like bratwurst.
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>>49123899
yess GO COWBOYS
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>>49136682
Ayy Cowboys stadium opens up so god can watch them play. Go boys.
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>>49136898
>extremely restricted diet
>fat
>very high IQ
Hmmm
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>>49135654
obesity is skyrocketing in china you dolt, they have an extremely high incidence of diabetes at that
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>>49131481
Holy fuck
I lost it at the mice.



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