I'd love to go out and get tanned but it's January and we don't see the sun this time of year. What are my options?
>>49104374Sunbed.Assuming you don't want to look like you've been in the Australian Outback, go on 1-2 a week for a few minutes at a time. It will give you a glow without making you stand out. >Muh cancerJust don't fry yourself.
>>49105165Don't do that. Why? See Trump. You don't see the sun? Where the fuck do you live, Sweden?
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>>49104374You're not pale plus it's winter so obviously you won't be tanned unless you're not from northern Europe (nonwhite)
>>49104374ive been in the sun for months for military training, still pale. if you are from the far north, dont bother stressing about it.
>>49104374Don't get tanned bro, fair skin looks good if you commit and you will look decades younger than your age if you avoid sun damage.
>>49104374Been in the sun and summer heat for months, for military training. Still pale. If from far north, you should just not stress about it.
>>49105201Did you even read the post?Fucking retard
just wait until summer like every other normal human then lay in the sun
>>49105201>cali faggot thinks it's sunshine every day everywhere
>>49104374A coworker who was white as a ghost used this tanning lotion that made her slightly more brown but I only noticed when she brought it up. Could be a total waste of time desu
>>49104374Tanning ages you. You could get some kinda spray tan/lotion if you really feel you need it but you're fine dude.
>>49104374inject Melanotan II
>>49104374how long have you been alive you stupid bastard?Here's your options:GO TO A TANNING SALON AND USE THE BEDS