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It's /fit/ humor time. How are your 1-rep maxes boys?
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>>48636209
If i wanted humor id ask for yours
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saw this one in the last thread, absolutely killed me
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Do we have to do an humor thread every two days? It's not like there's anything new to share
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>>48636341
>no homo tho

good kek.
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>>48636341
This is fucking gay but so... heartwarming
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>>48636467
I discussed this with my gf. Letting your body be ruined like this is pretty much the same as cheating and a valid reason to change partners.
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>>48636434
Vroom vroom Fuckcycle!
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>>48636209
ur 1rm
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>>48636543
Best thing that came out of this artist.
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>>48636381
What is this from? Is the whole movie as funny as a this scene?
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>>48636787
No idea my brochacho. Stole it from previous /fit/ humor thread.
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So close to that 3pl8 bench
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>>48636209
yo what is the name of the bitch in the blue bikini top?
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Shit I'm sick and can't even finish my training. Sad.
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>>48637478
I know that feel
Im on meds
All i wanna is just work out
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>>48637478
FUCK BEING SICK

>sick for 2 week
>fine for a month
>hemorrhoid problem for 1 week
>immediately followed by being sick for 1 week again
I am seriously considering going to the gym tomorrow, I'm almost 100% but know people will hate it.
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>>48637690
> hemorrhoid

fuck this shit, no matter what amount of fiber I eat and how much water I drink, they always come back>>48637690
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>>48636341
GOD I wish that were me.
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>>48636268
lol
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>>48636318
Wow, this hits very close to home.
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Does anyone have that webm of the bodybuilders on stage, and then a woman in high heels walks into the frame and it shows how small they are in perspective?
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>>48636318
Being sad is the default state of humans.
of some, at least
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>>48636467
i really like how he portrayed the scenario with the husband. Fits so well lmao
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>>48636214
>I'm stuck drooling down the slide like honey on duct tape
Lost so early, these are sine nice posts Sanchez.
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>>48637690
>Have haemorrhoids real bad once
>Still have a small flap of skin dangling on the ring of my asshole
>Wiping has become a chore
I know that feel brah
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>>48636731
this is now a racecar johnny thread
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>>48636434
>I slowly roll away
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>>48636254
mfw
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>>48636972

Lost
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>>48636467
Right is better than the 3 little elliot rodgers
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anyone got the
>u mirin
>yeah im miran
meme? need it real fast
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>>48636778
DELETE THIS
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Can someone post the dude who isnt sure if the parent talking to her son is saying hes buff or a manlet
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>>48636293
That's less than strongmen eat.
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>>48642333
strongmen aren't 150lb
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>>48642296
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>>48640849
The kids on the right all look disabled.
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>>48643803
considering they got white trash for a mother, and presumably father, they pretty much are compared to a human
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>>48636268
kek
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>>48636778
This is fake as fuck though. Even the incels on r/incels thought it was bullshit.
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>>48636209
who's that cute busty girl ?
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>>48637690
>>48637726
>tfw got sick for a month
>never really get better
>get chronic stomach problems
>get hemos
>might have some kind of bad disease that makes my whole body hurt
>haven't hit the gym for 1 year now
>barely come to /fit anymore because I can't take it
I just feel like crying nowadays, what has become of me.
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>>48639182
based
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>>48636778
based and cunnypilled
how can old hags even compete?
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>>48637478
Had pneumonia for the first time. Could not lift correctly for a month. Fucking sucked.
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>>48636209
I'd like to be woken up by those tits any time
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>>48636231
BTFO
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>>48636972
>someone saved and reposted an old ass gif that I posted a few days back

Feels good
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>>48636778
One literally asked
L O N D O N
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N
D
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>>48645549
>thanks Olivia, you fucking cunt.
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>>48645054
Im listening anon. Ive got HPV and cant train.

How do you feel? Hows your body looking
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>>48644946
angie varona

dude i had to think for literally 25 minutes to remember
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>>48645697
>wasting 25 minutes of your life to help a newfag
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>>48646618
>wasting 25 seconds of your life to responder to a goatherd
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>>48645549
Hahahaha, what the fuck is going on in this picture? It looks like /sir/ changed his art style for this year's comic.
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>>48636434
I wish autistic shit like this happened at my gym.
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>>48645549
>Not bull riding a half sausage at the Lego gym
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>>48647023
>Lego gym

I now also see this, holy shit. This is too good. And what the fuck is up with the squirt machine?
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>>48639829
I aim to please my dude, albeit this is merely a stolen content from previous threads.
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this one got me into tears
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>>48647266
Positively retarded, good read
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>>48647256
The squirt machine is what we used to call your mom back before she had you
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>>48636787
It's from a tv series "Girls"
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>>48636268
Jesus
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>>48636333
>hope that cleared everything up
lost.
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>>48636972
audible keks were had
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>>48637478
Tweaked my left rhomboid a couple weeks ago and still can't diddly more than a plate without it feeling like my spine is going to fly out my back. Kill me
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>>48636293
>(this is healthy)
This guy's last post read like something out of the Fur Trapper Saga
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>>48648245
Funny thing is, he is right, but is also the most miserable man on the planet. Who would want that, to be the smartest and understand the most, but lock yourself in your own prison and never tell anyone anything except dancing weevils on a Lake Chad water examination site?
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>>48648638
He's not right though. You faggots need to stop reading about life and trying to live vicariously through others and actually do it yourself.
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>>48648638
Your him
>>48648794
Ikr
But can someone maybe compliment my sick burn and not the content of my pic?
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>>48636318
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>>48637690
>getting sick
I haven’t been sick in like 3 years. Get a better fucking body, immunlet
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>>48639199
There was some /tg shit in the last thread too. Did they like, kick you guys out or something? I haven't gone to /tg in a year.
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>>48648860
>But can someone maybe compliment my sick burn and not the content of my pic?
You fell for the classic newfag mistake of making a post wherein the picture was more interesting than the content of the post. The joke was alright tho
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>>48648990
This is honestly peak /fit/. 4chan as a whole was always autistic but it used to be loveably autistic. Nowadays incels can't stop reeeing and it's whipped the rest of the autists here into a negative mood. We need more tard wranglers
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>>48649047
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>>48648245
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depressive_realism
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Anybody have that screenshot of that fat fuck who decided to bulk?
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>>48649128
>I can't possibly be wrong, it's everyone else who is wrong
Just stop
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>>48649139
just check the mirror lmao
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>>48649186
I keked how the fuck will he recover
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>>48649222
this
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>>48648794
Indeed, One of the smartest men to ever live, Tesla, thought that focusing too much on theory led to unrealistic results.
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>>48636293
>this is healthy and sustainable
>probably
>I have to go squat
>it’s getting dark
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>>48645549
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>>48648965
i looked up the archive of that thread and half the replies were unironic "go away chad" and "but im ugly :(", i can't believe i use to see /pol/ as some secret gathering of great minds rejected by society. now only see them as societal rejects
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>>48645054
Same, I do seem to over exert when I'm well though, so I need to watch that. Fucking worst thing for training, wish I had supreme immunity
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>>48637690
I only got sick when I tried to lift 6 times a week, shit's too taxing for your body yo.
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>>48649411
Oh lawdy she a comin
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>>48637478
Fucking immunelet
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>>48636249
S-scoob, where are you?
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>>48649186
hahaha underrated
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>I'm sick
This is the excuse my flatmate is currently using and it's a MASSIVE gains-goblin bitch-move. You ain't sick, Andrew! You're pathetic!
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>>48649973
Reddit humor
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>>48636515
kek i never noticed that when she's explaining to Mrs. Nguyen what happened she is normal sized and the booth is way too small
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>>48645597
why is HPV preventing you from training? I've had it for years and it has had no effect on me whatsoever
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>>48649075
Oh god someone post the others I didn't save them
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>>48649211
kek
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>>48636341
I hope i can remember to say that after my husband dies.
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>>48636515
Lmao the dominos spell out chad
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>>48636543
based vroomer
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>>48636814
kek
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>>48649275
>noooo! don't make me read! let me sit and read easy-to-digest and oversimplified maymays!
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>>48652485
(You)
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This is /fit/'s fantasy
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>>48652663
Wtf
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>>48645555
Wew lad I know this guy, didn’t know he was meme
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>>48645549
>using a lifting belt on the treadmill
He's gonna make it
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>>48652663
HaHahaha
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>>48648990
I'm actually this autistic
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>>48649411
BLOATMAXXING!!!!
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>>48639199

>Not injecting you fetishes into your gaming

Never gonna make it.
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>>48647256
>that namefag with the funnyjunk filename
4channel used to be a lot better
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>>48652485
>explaining things makes them more complicated
>more complicated is inherently good
u dumb
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>>48649411
Before gmo, women struggled to get thick
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Big girls need to work out also
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>>48653509
I seriously started crying
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>>48649267
lost
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>>48652485
The left cannot meme, don't take it personally, it is just the truth.
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I spotted a Jeffpost
>>>/mu/84522002
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>>48639182
Will never stop being hilarious
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>>48652663
Hahah.
It’s funny because you expect it to be the opposite. With the cock chasing the bottom. But no, it is not that way. Lol
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>>48649232
I like putting 3-4 small plates on my dumbbell and pretend it's a mace



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